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One Month until the All Star Break
You wouldn't think it possible but Ohtani is SO badly a garbage timer that he has more HRs than RBI
Iโve sat in suites at Rockies games and Cub games
>>149193828Doggie spotted
Hops
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Hopstropolitans
>>149193844it's all about runs scored
Why does pig roach only hit solo HRs? Is it distracting to have people on the bases that aren't him?
its just a lucky game we'll close out the series tomorrow
I like the Dodger city connect
>>149193888Why is this the second one of these Iโve seen? What are these?
>>149193859all I have to say about those faggots is they better do some amazing shit for us at the end of the season
Why does your team keep losing like this 2hu
>>149193896I think itโs gay
tuco
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>>149193825FAGGets kek!
It's Kino!
>>149193902It's an MLB.TV thing you get instead of normal ads. Like the Baseball Zen segments where it's just ballpark ASMR.
>>149193896i've grown not to dislike them. also they're better than the previous all blue 'los dodgers' city.
https://youtu.be/Oi2jE_UYiZA?si=tUE6iAkVqs-Z0WKX
>>149193909God gives his strongest soldiers the toughest battles and Sadness
That's a wrap. Position player inbound.
>vagiants
You sure showed that heckin homophobic chud Kershaw, sisters!
>>149193825Post last years playoff video that shit was hilarious
>>149193896>confettido not want.
>>149193825kek FAGGets kek!
getting destroyed by semi-retired old man kershaw was a given but this pitching performance is unforgivable
Men
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FAGGOTners
>>149193936Ohhh thanks mโsir. When I watch pirate steams for out of market teams I donโt get them it just shows the generic โcommercial break in progressโ
BRING ON THE POSITION PLAYERS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>149193993ROTFLMAO
*Chef's Kiss*
FAGGOTners!
I want to slather his ass in BBQ sausa
>>149194013Mariners are way worse.
Dubs and we secure the jumbo jack
>>149194028>BBQ sausaIs it Cane's sauce?
baseball is so much better when your team is winning
Giants have issued 8 walks and only struck out 1 batter
>>149194013You canโt compare the sea chickens to the memeners
One has a ring and has been to multiple super bowls
The other is a joke
What is Clayton Kershaw's skin color?
>>149193950>>149193956What was it? It got deleted
>>149194042Sweet Baby Rays
>doyer starter gets through 7 innings
bros.... its a miracle.....
will he throw in the 8th?
>>149194108first ingredient is fake sugar, yum
>>149194091be thankful you didn't have to bear witness to The Mindfucker
>>149194043>Teo is everything Puig was supposed to be and then somedamn. Puig and Urias threw it all away
>>149194143Just checked 4bans. More like poor fucker
>>149194129I think so. maybe to a batter or two so he can get taken out to a standing O
>>149194163grandmas are the last people to care about that shit and the first to fry your chicken up in crisco
>guys, Giants and Dodgers is a classic rivalry, Poodres ain't our true rival
>ass rape Vagiants out of oblivion
Nah, that rivarly is long time gone. Rivalry my ass.
>>149194182honorary Asian
maki
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Digits and Ohtani hits a third HR
>>149194199stfu lil bro, the big boys are talking.
>>149194199>she's not right for you>notice me senpai
>>149194199Iโll rape your ass if thatโs what youโre wanting
>>149194199Poodres need a few more years for that rivalry to become classic and entrenched
>>149194199>"WE'RE THE DOYER'S RIVALS, WAAAAAAHH"
>>149194199Aren't you in 3rd place and falling after playing both these teams?
lmao padres poo and pee colors
>>149194199so true based 2hu, there isn't even anybody on the giants to boo anymore
its not the same
>>149194269Chocolate and gold
Are we ready for the best reliever on the Dodgers?
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>>149194282you mad gay just like SF
Today memeiner fans are reminded why rowdy tellez is a negative WAR player
8th inning, time for giants to win this one 15-13
>>149194199The jints are actually relevant and have more than zero rings
this is the doyerpacos WS KEK
>>149194199You'll have to get that little brother energy out of your system first. Padres are a great team, their championship will come within the next few years. No need to be so pressed
>>149194300I've heard when a trident is upside down, its bad luck. So maybe fix that or get rid of it altogether.
>>149194320he's a funny guy but fans have wanted a real 1b all season
>>149194365it's an upside down W, which symbolizes the narrative arc of the seattle mariners franchise
So many (you) so little time lol
Emmett Sheehan is in LA and will be throwing a bp session tomorrow.
this umpire is fucking BLIND
>>149194396Babe, pls donโt make me sleep on the coach. Itโs lonely.
>>149194396those comments got to you, didn't they?
quads and the mariners find a way to win
>>149194414>coachICE POLICE
>>149194382I think maybe Seattle's fortunes were tanked when they went from Pilots who soar through the sky to Mariners who hover around sea level
Is this the same Giants team from yesterday?
>24 scoreless inning for the mariners
>>149194357Yeah, so many holes man. It's insane that our GM insist on hiring old fat fucks and not use our prospects we have. So much holes, I bet they're saving their offense for the Dodgers series. Fucking poodres bums.
>>149194450Hey bud, typos happen.
>>149194396nobody cares poodrepaco
Suck
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I think the mariners suck!
>doyers have blowout win
We all know their bats will be cold tomorrow
This is why baseball is so boring.
>Big Willie Style on the mound
>>149194497cared enough to reply kek. mow my lawn paco
>>149194467Webb to Roupp is a significant dive
ROJAS SENT THAT SHIT TO THE MOON
PAD THOSE STATS
>>149194531never mind I'm retarded
>>149194521Wtf are you talking about
There's a perfectly good game in Seattle happening right now you casual faggot
Kys
based miggy ro stat padder
>>149194509Everything Seattle sports now sucks.
Rojas needs a 35-mph pitch to go yard
My Mariners are never ever going to win another baseball game. :(
>jints are so buckbroken they gave up the ultra rare MiggyRo homer
tip top kek
>>149194544we all are don't worry about it
>mariners offense scores two runs in the bottom of the first to take a 2-0 lead
>does jack shit for the other 8 innings
>pitching gives up just enough runs to lose the game
yeah sounds about right
>>149194558holy beer belly
my jints have decided to find a way to entertain me during this blowout and they are delivering
Even Rojas is fucking doing something kek!
>just another day in June
>doyerpacos celebrating like they won a WS
kek
>yumbo yack secured
>nuggies secured
>panda secured
MOAR
>>149194545I only watch the dodgers.
>Conforto swinging with 3-0
bruh. Could have brouhgt
moar games like this please
Hops win, comeback kino. Starter hit a guy in the head and had a meltdown in the second kek.
>>149194199Rockies are our rivals you Doyers lifelong since 2024
>doyers using their best bullpen arm in this game
stat padding against the jints kek
I've never seen anyone wear that wtf
>NOOOOOOO STOP USING POSITION PLAYERS TO PITCH
rowdy with an uncompetitive at bat
another m's loss
>kike getting umpballed on his very first pitch
jej
Will Kikรฉ win the cy young this year
>>149194653That jints-doyers matchup is gonna break even soon
>>149194586Real dodgers fan
KEKE HERNANDEZ
KEKE HERNANDEZ
KEKE HERNANDEZ
expected that with 2 strikes honestly
>ohtani not sucking for once
>looks at pitcher era
>bum gives up runs to everyone
why is he so overrated?
So this is the famed dodgers vs giants """rivalry"""
Please don't give up the shutout Kike
I'M NOT SEEING ANY STRIKES
We are back in this jintsbros!
faggot ump squeezing keekay
>>149194730he wasn't expecting the heat
Worried about Kikรฉ's arm
How many runs does he have to give up before they bring on a proper pitcher?
Stop fucking around and put in a proper pitcher
I'LL DECIDE WHAT THE GAME'S FINAL SCORE WILL BE
lmao ump wants to go home
>Called Strike
This ump is done
THROW STRIKES KIKE(PRONOUNCED KEY KAY)
>keekay with the 87mph heater
get rid of Keekay and Rojas
>>149194396>itโs not even 2hu itโs the nazrin fag
>rojas
why is he even in the team at this point
>banda coming in to replace keekay
dubs and banda throws one pitch to end the game
This is what will happen if we implement automated strike zone btw. Bunch of eephus pitches that just graze the strike zone
imagine the dodgers lose this game for trying to get cute
>>149194858To be fair everything was fine until the faggot ump started squeezing the zone
>>149194877checked
jintsbros this is like what we did with the rockies in games 1 and 2 to keep our rivals' spirits high, just give up some free runs
Got too cocky. Good thing the games over
>>149194858I get that itโs World Series or bust for the dodgers but itโs kinda crazy how much of a mockery theyโve made the regular season. I have to think the Pre-Ohtani fans have to find it a bit odd
dmo
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apologize
ball4
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Ball four
I'm kind of tired of these scripted primetime games, guys
>>149194863this is almost as embarrassing as that military parade
>>149194883trying to save a real pitcher from working when it's 11-0 isn't trying to be cute
>>149194891>To be fair everything was fine until the faggot ump started squeezing the zonebasically. both teams wanted to go home but the umpie didnt
please fucking punt this game, teach dave roberts a lesson
I'm actually rooting for the Giants now.
I heard the Doyers wore gay pride hats lmao. Serves all these bandwagoners right for supporting this clown league
>>149194891yeah, the ump was being a jerk
>>149194898Clasรจ is gay.
>>149194916but I'm a chad fr
jp intentionalwalkford :)
>>149194922They were doing that ironically.
>>149194936With Julio after him that was 300 iq from cleveland, retard is gonna be an easy out or east double play to end it
DOYERS WIN!
>DOYERS WIN!
DOYERS WIN!
>DOYERS WIN!
Doyers (finally) won that game
gg jints
>espn game tomorrow
yuck
If Miggy Ro didn't have that fielding error then we wouldn't have had to bring Banda in.
GGs Giants, cya tomorrow for the rubber match
Umpbros we were so closeโฆ
Doyers won that game, btw
whatever man, it's just 1 loss and I can only laugh at all the dumb shit in this game. it was a kershaw start anyway and he's going to be the patron saint of kicking our ass until the day he retires. but roupp needs to be fined by the other starters the next time he walks somebody.
gg doyers
https://youtu.be/sXxgV3_QPa0?si=O-_FeHRvfgBFKgm-
>>149194970stupid old fart. i'm now #teamchisolm
The cancer is leaving the thread now
>>149195009the mestfags were posting?
We have a tie game in Seattle
Bottom of the ninth
M's can't possibly fuck this up, right?
This is the mariners world series
>>149195056nope
MARINERS WIN!
magic
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POLANCO WINS THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES
>>149195009>FAGGets kek!>KEK ITS KINO>poodrepacos KEKIncoming.
>>149195038I guess God smiled upon Kershaw today instead of the gays
>two IBB
you should only be able to throw up 4 once then if you want another intentional you gotta pitch it. THats retarded
POLO FOR THE WALK OFF HOLY GFUCK
>beating the indians is like winning the world series for maripacos
love me some Clayton Kershaw
Emanuel Retard has blown so many games lel.
>>149195009mariners game isnt over yet tho
>>149195107>maripacosSeattle is more of a white and asian area
>>149195128Its a doyer new fag trying to fit in
Mariners win the ball game btw
>>149195128So is ur mumโs ass lel
Marijohns just won their World Series.
>>149195105i think it says more that you have two hitters that are worth walking
crawford is never intentionally walked
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!
>>149195188Mariners bounced back
>>149195128Marichinks?
Marijapos?
>>149195188Mind your own business kiddie diddler.
>>149195172I'm saying the rule in general should be only one IBB with the gm throwing the four in an inning then if he wants more the arm has to throw it like in the old days. It's retarded you can do that twice in one inning or however many times the rule allows.
in case you forgot, astros won :^)
>>149195188yes. ggs jints
I want to try posting one of these just once:
metsineriants won that game
>>149195211Marichinks is the most appropriate or marinerds since its a city that got ruined by tech faggots and japanese exchange students
>>149195188this kepler guy is kind of cocky and not really putting up the numbers but he got the win today...
>>149195250marijeets makes more sense
Seattle seems like the city where nobody is awake before 9am
>>149195263you just described the entire west coast, and considering that they're also 3 hours behind, they aren't waking until noon eastern
>>149195260ok pedo thanks for your "input"
>>149195262marijeets works too I guess but last time I was over there it was white and asian amazon tech faggots
>>149195263no everybody in seattle is awake from 6am to 9am, then asleep for an hour, then awake from 11 - 1, asleep for an hour, then awake for the next 8 hours according to my experience in traffic
Doyerpacos
Padrepacos
Marichinks
Yankekikes
Any others?
>>149195278I feel bad if I wake up at 8am I can't imagine sleeping to past 9 or even 10
https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/
>>149195306Cardniggers for St Louis but that probably wont fly
>>149195278lived in huntington beach, I didn't arise until 11 except on sunday because football starts at 10am.
now that I've moved back to central time, I'm up at 5am
>>149195329Not clicking that
>>149195250if Seattle is mostly white and asian as you say then why do they riot like nogs?
>>149195340seattle residents were rioting before it became DEI rioting
>>149195340>you now remember CHAZ
>>149195306I think it's fine when it's just doyerpacos and poodrepacos. It just wears out the meme if we do it to more team
>>149195332no we're the methheads get it right
Atlantaniggers more like
Aaron judge should be banned from baseball for being such a roid fag
>>149195370Doesn't roll off the tongue as well :/
>>149195340Estrogen pills and lax enforcement.
>>149195373does this rhyme with baguettes?
>>149195371he just weighs a lot
>>149195306The Cubs are based chads!
>>149195530but it's morning
>>149195530night!! My bedtime 2
Wouldn't it be cool if they scheduled one West Coast game to start at 10 PT every Saturday and we can have 1am baseball in the East Coast
>>149195530gnight im finishing my beer and watching live buckethead videos now
>this is the century the mariners win the west
>this is the decade the mariners win the west
>this is the year the mariners win the west
--YOU ARE HERE--
>this is the month the mariners win the west
>this is the week the mariners win the west
>this is the day the mariners win the west
>this is the hour the mariners win the west
>this is the minute the mariners win the west
>this is the second the mariners win the west
>this is the millisecond the mariners win the west
>this is the microsecond the mariners win the west
>this is the nanosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the picosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the femtosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the attosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the zeptosecond the mariners win the west
>>149195463from HGH sandwiches
>>149195568jesus christ kys
>>149195568very based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pas-cMsWIgM
>>149195568I used to love Buckethead and Primus and all that weird shit
>liked by a cute 28-year-old blonde
>profile says conservative
>profile says christian
why must life be so cruel, bros
>>149195708based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptKIjo2oLBI
>>149195361you can go back to the wto riots
>>149194908Based new tigers fan
shan't react to provocation tonight
new tigers fan btw
TERRIBLE showing by my jints(as I expected) but holy shit was that grand slam funny
>>149195757the Lord is sending you a sign that you shouldn't choose to live the unfulfilling life of an edgelord sperg
>>149195621Wait Iโve been here before
>the Lord is sending you a sign
>>149195714Saw primus a couple times the past few years and they were so good. Les still shreds, nobody plays bass like that guy to this day.
>>149195859shut the fuck up you miserable faggot bitch
>>149195188yes.
>>149195237unfathomably based.
>and quicker than he could blink, after bringing his off-topic retardation into the baseball thread in the first place, he chose to live the unfulfilling life of an edgelord sperg
>>149195976Where else can I find the graphs?
>>149196007which graphs bb
>>149195263Yeah because most of them are going through some heroin/fenny trip
>>149196020Give us a graph would ya mistuh? Fer olde times sake?
>>149195910Iโve only seen him live once and it was with the Lennon Claypool Delirium, but yeah Les is without question a one of a kind player truly in a class of his own. He makes his bass not even sound like a bass
>>149196066whatโs fenny, precious? whatโs fenny?
>>149195188Rangers won.
Chihuahuas won.
Now theyโre going out
>>149196108there's no way that's a real team
>>149196139Kek Chihuahuas fuck ya
>>149196020Gimme 1 uh dem runs and run prevention charts. Iโm short this time so I need a break
>>149196216A free graph huh? You know itโll cost ya in other ways.
Jokes on you I can even read them gay boy
the west Texas town of El Paso?
>>149195188Uh no, our closer can only spam fastball and not throw a change up or a different pitch on his life. Now Merrill hurt, so we kinda fucked lol bad timing
>>149196278I'll suck yer dick if that's what you're saying.
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Chihuahuas would whirl
Blacker than night were the eyes of Chihuahuas
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love, but in vain I could tell
I legit just saw a fentanyl commercial saying do drugs with your friends so they can save your life lmao
>>149196428My favorite is the fentanyl test kit meme. Who do you know that would buy a bag of coke or molly and throw it out if it tested positive for fentanyl?
>>149196495You also have to use so much coke for those test kits too. You're basically throwing away a full gram.
>>149195864it'll regress in a few days
>>149196428At Albuquerque's isotopes stadium they have ads about how fent kills you.
jumbojackpandamcnuggerbros.... we are so back.
I could suck a mean cock right now
Momiji would never support the faggot ass d*yers
>>149197250based...BASED!!!
>>149197250shut up buster
late night genny schizo time?
I can haz late night genny schizo time?
The Carp blew a 7-0 lead in Hokkaido :(
>>149197621We need kekinis
We got hella men in this ladies room and we ain't movin
Pop into women's restroom, call em chuds, piss on the wall, flip em the bird. I'm the only one in there
>>149197863Two sentence horror....
o bless you...O BLESS YA!!
Fuck this asshole right now
Give dem Cubbie bears a chance!
We could use a FAGGet kek to rally the hungry troops...
Gawd I could use apoundin
I could use it deep down,,,
he asshole is a two way passage to the heart
Nobody dick-em on my watch
>>149198274Sir, Dick-em's on standby, sir!
>>149198309I'm a girl thou
>>149198334Me too! Sorry...
Sleep
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kek... kek ... kek ... kek ...
>St. Louis 8, Milwaukee 5
And that's a Redbird winner!
And I smell the coffee brewing!
>>149198644Goodnight my cherished love
I will stop having sexual thoughts about my team when they start winning.
>tfw Iโm moving to NZ so my timezone is about to be fucked
I donโt want to have to watch replay games.
Why do they make players run with their helmets?
They take all their other protective gear off if they get walked or make it to base
>>149199607Dwight's Gambit
>>149199636Where you moving to in NZ? I lived in Auckland for 25 years so could give you some suburb advice if you need it
Timezone wise you'll still be able to watch the later games, but you'll need to get up at 6am
does our team have a chance at a series win today bros
>>149199657How did you end up getting into American baseball in a country that doesnโt really care about the sport?
>>149199636Start watching Japanese baseball.
>>149199675I played cricket for most of my life, and then got into Jomboy's videos (lol)
Decided to get into it properly a few weeks ago because there was a drought of no cricket
Games aren't that similar but the battles between pitcher and batter are quite similar to cricket battles
>>149199714I think Australian women are sexy
>>149199657Yeah Iโm going to be near Auckland. I donโt like getting up super early so Iโm not sure what Iโm going to do.
>>149199714>>149199730I really, really love women thou
>>149199734I dunno what your situation is going to be like but my advice would be to live in Tauranga or Mount Maunganui if you have the ability to choose where you're going to live.
You'll love New Zealand. And, you'll be a /cric/poster before you know it lad xx
>>149199758yeah sure you do, bud. not!!!
>>149199900GOT โIM!! HAHAHAHA!!
>>149199847Are you an Australian women
>>149200010I'm looking to upgrade my skinny tomboy GF for an skinny tomboy GF (Australian)
>>149200377a gay mets lad
Does he even know how to play on grass?
>>149200783The weed's dude thw eeed's
holy fuck this general is dead
Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
Is this that famous Japanese cheesecake everyone's been talking about?
I'm salivating for /nu/...
tho
Do you know how nu first came into being?
>>149201539>we need bakespieBakerspiefren.
it's only gay if you enjoy it