Thread 149187966

Yumbo Yack Edition
>News
One Month until the All Star Break

mariners on top

DYING OUT

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN x2

FAGGets kek!

GO GO GO

mariners

Sorry Giants

>>149192585
>>149192585
>>149192585

You wouldn't think it possible but Ohtani is SO badly a garbage timer that he has more HRs than RBI

I’ve sat in suites at Rockies games and Cub games

O H T A N I
H
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A
N
I

>>149193825
LMFAO

>>149193828
Doggie spotted

Doyers

Hopstropolitans

>>149193844
it's all about runs scored

doyers

Why does pig roach only hit solo HRs? Is it distracting to have people on the bases that aren't him?

>>149193878
>>149193869
tee hee

its just a lucky game we'll close out the series tomorrow

I like the Dodger city connect

>>149193888
Why is this the second one of these I’ve seen? What are these?

>>149193859
all I have to say about those faggots is they better do some amazing shit for us at the end of the season

Why does your team keep losing like this 2hu

>>149193896
I think it’s gay

>>149193825
FAGGets kek!
It's Kino!

>>149193902
It's an MLB.TV thing you get instead of normal ads. Like the Baseball Zen segments where it's just ballpark ASMR.

>>149193896
i've grown not to dislike them. also they're better than the previous all blue 'los dodgers' city.

T O K A I
E
I
O

TEO

>>149193909
God gives his strongest soldiers the toughest battles and Sadness

Umpbros?

That's a wrap. Position player inbound.

>vagiants
You sure showed that heckin homophobic chud Kershaw, sisters!

>>149193825
Post last years playoff video that shit was hilarious

>>149193896
>confetti
do not want.

>>149193825
kek FAGGets kek!

W E
E

G O T
O
T

T E N
E
N

IT'S A MASSACRE!

Fock that was a bomb

getting destroyed by semi-retired old man kershaw was a given but this pitching performance is unforgivable

>>149193954
It's funfetti

that funky muncy

FAGGOTners

>>149193936
Ohhh thanks m’sir. When I watch pirate steams for out of market teams I don’t get them it just shows the generic “commercial break in progress”

BRING ON THE POSITION PLAYERS BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>>149193993
ROTFLMAO
*Chef's Kiss*
FAGGOTners!

I want to slather his ass in BBQ sausa

>>149194013
Mariners are way worse.

Dubs and we secure the jumbo jack

>>149194028
>BBQ sausa
Is it Cane's sauce?

baseball is so much better when your team is winning

Giants have issued 8 walks and only struck out 1 batter

>>149194013
You can’t compare the sea chickens to the memeners
One has a ring and has been to multiple super bowls
The other is a joke

What is Clayton Kershaw's skin color?

>46mph
kikeshaw

>>149193950
>>149193956
What was it? It got deleted

>>149194042
Sweet Baby Rays

>>149194043
based

12Ks to go for Kershaw

>doyer starter gets through 7 innings
bros.... its a miracle.....

will he throw in the 8th?

>>149194108
first ingredient is fake sugar, yum

>>149194045
Kill me

>>149194091
be thankful you didn't have to bear witness to The Mindfucker

>>149194043
>Teo is everything Puig was supposed to be and then some
damn. Puig and Urias threw it all away

>>149194139
Sorry bro

kershaw the best ese

>>149194143
Just checked 4bans. More like poor fucker

>>149194129
I think so. maybe to a batter or two so he can get taken out to a standing O

>>149194135
Ok Grandma.

>>149193993
>>149194024
muah!

Is Kershaw white?

>>149194139
cute foto

>>149194163
grandmas are the last people to care about that shit and the first to fry your chicken up in crisco

>guys, Giants and Dodgers is a classic rivalry, Poodres ain't our true rival
>ass rape Vagiants out of oblivion

Nah, that rivarly is long time gone. Rivalry my ass.

KERSHAW KNIVES

>>149194182
honorary Asian

Digits and Ohtani hits a third HR

>>149194199
stfu lil bro, the big boys are talking.

Recker ngh

>>149194199
>she's not right for you
>notice me senpai

>>149194199
I’ll rape your ass if that’s what you’re wanting

>>149194199
Poodres need a few more years for that rivalry to become classic and entrenched

>>149194199
>"WE'RE THE DOYER'S RIVALS, WAAAAAAHH"

>>149194199
Aren't you in 3rd place and falling after playing both these teams?

>10 BB
>1 K

lmao padres poo and pee colors

>>149194199
so true based 2hu, there isn't even anybody on the giants to boo anymore
its not the same

>>149194269
Chocolate and gold

Are we ready for the best reliever on the Dodgers?

poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres

>>149194282
you mad gay just like SF

Today memeiner fans are reminded why rowdy tellez is a negative WAR player

8th inning, time for giants to win this one 15-13

>>149194199
The jints are actually relevant and have more than zero rings

>>149194199
kek

this is the doyerpacos WS KEK

>>149194199
You'll have to get that little brother energy out of your system first. Padres are a great team, their championship will come within the next few years. No need to be so pressed

>>149194300
I've heard when a trident is upside down, its bad luck. So maybe fix that or get rid of it altogether.

>>149194320
he's a funny guy but fans have wanted a real 1b all season

teokino

>>149194365
it's an upside down W, which symbolizes the narrative arc of the seattle mariners franchise

>>149194382
KEK

So many (you) so little time lol

Emmett Sheehan is in LA and will be throwing a bp session tomorrow.

this umpire is fucking BLIND

>>149194396
Babe, pls don’t make me sleep on the coach. It’s lonely.

>>149194396
those comments got to you, didn't they?

quads and the mariners find a way to win

>>149194414
>coach
ICE POLICE

>>149194446
kek memeiners

>>149194382
I think maybe Seattle's fortunes were tanked when they went from Pilots who soar through the sky to Mariners who hover around sea level

Is this the same Giants team from yesterday?

>>149194446
>4446
grim

>>149194357
Yeah, so many holes man. It's insane that our GM insist on hiring old fat fucks and not use our prospects we have. So much holes, I bet they're saving their offense for the Dodgers series. Fucking poodres bums.

>>149194450
Hey bud, typos happen.

>>149194396
nobody cares poodrepaco

I think the mariners suck!

>doyers have blowout win
We all know their bats will be cold tomorrow

This is why baseball is so boring.

>>149194497
cared enough to reply kek. mow my lawn paco

>>149194467
Webb to Roupp is a significant dive

miggy ro dinger

ROJAS SENT THAT SHIT TO THE MOON
PAD THOSE STATS

>>149194531
never mind I'm retarded

>>149194521
Wtf are you talking about
There's a perfectly good game in Seattle happening right now you casual faggot
Kys

based miggy ro stat padder

>>149194509
Everything Seattle sports now sucks.

Rojas needs a 35-mph pitch to go yard

My Mariners are never ever going to win another baseball game. :(

>jints are so buckbroken they gave up the ultra rare MiggyRo homer
tip top kek

>>149187966 (OP)
>Borger secured

>>149194544
we all are don't worry about it

>mariners offense scores two runs in the bottom of the first to take a 2-0 lead
>does jack shit for the other 8 innings
>pitching gives up just enough runs to lose the game

yeah sounds about right

STOP THE COUNT

>>149194558
holy beer belly

my jints have decided to find a way to entertain me during this blowout and they are delivering

Even Rojas is fucking doing something kek!

>just another day in June
>doyerpacos celebrating like they won a WS
kek

>yumbo yack secured
>nuggies secured
>panda secured
MOAR

>>149194545
I only watch the dodgers.

>>149194558
YEAH

>Conforto swinging with 3-0
bruh. Could have brouhgt

moar games like this please

>>149194586
Kys seriously

Hops win, comeback kino. Starter hit a guy in the head and had a meltdown in the second kek.

>>149194586
BASED

>>149194199
Rockies are our rivals you Doyers lifelong since 2024

kike pitching again :)

Tellez homer right here

stat padding against the jints kek

I've never seen anyone wear that wtf

Dodgers/Padres "rivalry"

rowdy with an uncompetitive at bat
another m's loss

>kike getting umpballed on his very first pitch
jej

Will Kiké win the cy young this year

THE 1ST PLACE DODGERS

>>149194653
That jints-doyers matchup is gonna break even soon

>>149194586
Real dodgers fan

STEEEEERIKE 3

KEKE HERNANDEZ
KEKE HERNANDEZ
KEKE HERNANDEZ

WOW KIKE

>keekay strikeout
basado

87 FROM KIKE

lmao jints

expected that with 2 strikes honestly

>ohtani not sucking for once
>looks at pitcher era
>bum gives up runs to everyone
why is he so overrated?

So this is the famed dodgers vs giants """rivalry"""

Please don't give up the shutout Kike

K I N O
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N
O

I'M NOT SEEING ANY STRIKES

kikesisters......

>>149194728
Kek lel

kek doggie doos

We are back in this jintsbros!

faggot ump squeezing keekay

>>149194730
he wasn't expecting the heat

fuckin kike

antisemitic grand slam

REDDIT LOVES KIKÉ

Worried about Kiké's arm

hurry up ffs

How many runs does he have to give up before they bring on a proper pitcher?

Stop fucking around and put in a proper pitcher

I'LL DECIDE WHAT THE GAME'S FINAL SCORE WILL BE

lmao ump wants to go home

>Called Strike
This ump is done

THROW STRIKES KIKE(PRONOUNCED KEY KAY)

Ain't no fucking way

get rid of Keekay and Rojas

>>149194396
>it’s not even 2hu it’s the nazrin fag

>rojas
why is he even in the team at this point

embarrassing for roberts

Dodgers are retarded.

clown show

dubs and banda throws one pitch to end the game

This is what will happen if we implement automated strike zone btw. Bunch of eephus pitches that just graze the strike zone

imagine the dodgers lose this game for trying to get cute

>>149194877
hmm

>>149194858
To be fair everything was fine until the faggot ump started squeezing the zone
>>149194877
checked

jintsbros this is like what we did with the rockies in games 1 and 2 to keep our rivals' spirits high, just give up some free runs

Got too cocky. Good thing the games over

>>149194858
I get that it’s World Series or bust for the dodgers but it’s kinda crazy how much of a mockery they’ve made the regular season. I have to think the Pre-Ohtani fans have to find it a bit odd

>>149194877
checked

apologize

Ball four

I'm kind of tired of these scripted primetime games, guys

>>149194863
this is almost as embarrassing as that military parade

>>149194883
trying to save a real pitcher from working when it's 11-0 isn't trying to be cute

>>149194891
>To be fair everything was fine until the faggot ump started squeezing the zone
basically. both teams wanted to go home but the umpie didnt

please fucking punt this game, teach dave roberts a lesson

>>149194908
STFU BITCH

Cole Young bunt kino!

I'm actually rooting for the Giants now.

I heard the Doyers wore gay pride hats lmao. Serves all these bandwagoners right for supporting this clown league

>>149194891
yeah, the ump was being a jerk

>>149194898
Clasè is gay.

>>149194916
but I'm a chad fr

jp intentionalwalkford :)

>>149194922
They were doing that ironically.

>>149194936
With Julio after him that was 300 iq from cleveland, retard is gonna be an easy out or east double play to end it

Gg Doyers. Cya tomorrow

DOYERS WIN!
>DOYERS WIN!
DOYERS WIN!
>DOYERS WIN!

gg Jints
see you tomorrow

Doyers (finally) won that game
gg jints
>espn game tomorrow
yuck

If Miggy Ro didn't have that fielding error then we wouldn't have had to bring Banda in.
GGs Giants, cya tomorrow for the rubber match

Umpbros we were so close…

gg see you tomorrow

Doyers won that game, btw

whatever man, it's just 1 loss and I can only laugh at all the dumb shit in this game. it was a kershaw start anyway and he's going to be the patron saint of kicking our ass until the day he retires. but roupp needs to be fined by the other starters the next time he walks somebody.

gg doyers

>>149194970
stupid old fart. i'm now #teamchisolm

>>149194970
>>149194852

The cancer is leaving the thread now

TIE BALLGAME!!!

>>149195009
the mestfags were posting?

>>149195009
2hu?

Emanuel Retard

We have a tie game in Seattle
Bottom of the ninth

..................

M's can't possibly fuck this up, right?

>>149195042
Who?

This is the mariners world series

>>149195056
nope

MARINERS WIN!

POLANCO WINS THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES

>>149195009
>FAGGets kek!
>KEK ITS KINO
>poodrepacos KEK
Incoming.

Jorge Genius

>>149195038
I guess God smiled upon Kershaw today instead of the gays

Never had a doubt. :^)

>two IBB
you should only be able to throw up 4 once then if you want another intentional you gotta pitch it. THats retarded

POLO FOR THE WALK OFF HOLY GFUCK

love me some Clayton Kershaw

Emanuel Retard has blown so many games lel.

>>149195009
mariners game isnt over yet tho

>>149195107
>maripacos
Seattle is more of a white and asian area

>>149195128
Its a doyer new fag trying to fit in
Mariners win the ball game btw

>>149194969
>ESPN
why

>>149195128
So is ur mum’s ass lel

Marijohns just won their World Series.

>>149195105
i think it says more that you have two hitters that are worth walking
crawford is never intentionally walked

Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!

>>149195128
MARICHANGS

>>149195188
Mariners bounced back

>>149195188
Yes

>>149195128
Marichinks?
Marijapos?

>>149195188
Mind your own business kiddie diddler.

>>149195211
>>149195196

>>149195172
I'm saying the rule in general should be only one IBB with the gm throwing the four in an inning then if he wants more the arm has to throw it like in the old days. It's retarded you can do that twice in one inning or however many times the rule allows.

>>149195188
yeah

in case you forgot, astros won :^)

>>149195188
yes. ggs jints

I want to try posting one of these just once:

metsineriants won that game

>>149195211
Marichinks is the most appropriate or marinerds since its a city that got ruined by tech faggots and japanese exchange students

>>149195188
this kepler guy is kind of cocky and not really putting up the numbers but he got the win today...

>>149195250
marijeets makes more sense

Seattle seems like the city where nobody is awake before 9am

>>149195263
you just described the entire west coast, and considering that they're also 3 hours behind, they aren't waking until noon eastern

>>149195260
ok pedo thanks for your "input"

>>149195262
marijeets works too I guess but last time I was over there it was white and asian amazon tech faggots

>>149195263
no everybody in seattle is awake from 6am to 9am, then asleep for an hour, then awake from 11 - 1, asleep for an hour, then awake for the next 8 hours according to my experience in traffic

Doyerpacos
Padrepacos
Marichinks
Yankekikes

Any others?

>>149195278
I feel bad if I wake up at 8am I can't imagine sleeping to past 9 or even 10

>>149195306
Cardniggers for St Louis but that probably wont fly

>>149195278
lived in huntington beach, I didn't arise until 11 except on sunday because football starts at 10am.

now that I've moved back to central time, I'm up at 5am

>>149195329
Not clicking that

>>149195250
if Seattle is mostly white and asian as you say then why do they riot like nogs?

Marinayrians

>>149195291
big bun

>>149195340
seattle residents were rioting before it became DEI rioting

>>149195340
>you now remember CHAZ

>>149195306
I think it's fine when it's just doyerpacos and poodrepacos. It just wears out the meme if we do it to more team

>>149195332
no we're the methheads get it right

Atlantaniggers more like

Aaron judge should be banned from baseball for being such a roid fag

>>149195306
faggets

>>149195370
Doesn't roll off the tongue as well :/

>>149195340
Estrogen pills and lax enforcement.

>>149195373
does this rhyme with baguettes?

>>149195188

absolutely

>>149195371
he just weighs a lot

>>149195306
The Cubs are based chads!

goodnight

>>149195530
but it's morning

>>149195530
night!! My bedtime 2

Wouldn't it be cool if they scheduled one West Coast game to start at 10 PT every Saturday and we can have 1am baseball in the East Coast

>>149195530
gnight im finishing my beer and watching live buckethead videos now

>>149195565
get a job

>this is the century the mariners win the west
>this is the decade the mariners win the west
>this is the year the mariners win the west
--YOU ARE HERE--
>this is the month the mariners win the west
>this is the week the mariners win the west
>this is the day the mariners win the west
>this is the hour the mariners win the west
>this is the minute the mariners win the west
>this is the second the mariners win the west
>this is the millisecond the mariners win the west
>this is the microsecond the mariners win the west
>this is the nanosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the picosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the femtosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the attosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the zeptosecond the mariners win the west

>>149195463
from HGH sandwiches

>>149195568
jesus christ kys

>>149195637
shut up ese

>>149195615
….

>>149195568
very based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pas-cMsWIgM

>>149195568
I used to love Buckethead and Primus and all that weird shit

>liked by a cute 28-year-old blonde
>profile says conservative
>profile says christian
why must life be so cruel, bros

>>149195708
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptKIjo2oLBI

>>149195361
you can go back to the wto riots

>>149194908
Based new tigers fan

new tigers fan here

shan't react to provocation tonight
new tigers fan btw

TERRIBLE showing by my jints(as I expected) but holy shit was that grand slam funny

>>149195757
the Lord is sending you a sign that you shouldn't choose to live the unfulfilling life of an edgelord sperg

>>149195621
Wait I’ve been here before

>>149195714
Saw primus a couple times the past few years and they were so good. Les still shreds, nobody plays bass like that guy to this day.

>>149195859
shut the fuck up you miserable faggot bitch

>>149195188
yes.
>>149195237
unfathomably based.

who /baybaw/ here

>>149195976
What

>>149195976
baybaw

>>149195976
Where else can I find the graphs?

>>149196007

which graphs bb

>>149195263
Yeah because most of them are going through some heroin/fenny trip

>>149196020
Give us a graph would ya mistuh? Fer olde times sake?

>>149195910
I’ve only seen him live once and it was with the Lennon Claypool Delirium, but yeah Les is without question a one of a kind player truly in a class of his own. He makes his bass not even sound like a bass

>>149196066
what’s fenny, precious? what’s fenny?

>>149195188
Rangers won.
Chihuahuas won.
Now they’re going out

>>149196108
there's no way that's a real team

>>149196139
hey now

The The Pass Chihuahuas

>>149196139
Kek Chihuahuas fuck ya

>>149196020
Gimme 1 uh dem runs and run prevention charts. I’m short this time so I need a break

>>149196216
A free graph huh? You know it’ll cost ya in other ways.

Jokes on you I can even read them gay boy

the west Texas town of El Paso?

>>149195188
Uh no, our closer can only spam fastball and not throw a change up or a different pitch on his life. Now Merrill hurt, so we kinda fucked lol bad timing

>>149196278
I'll suck yer dick if that's what you're saying.

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Chihuahuas would whirl
Blacker than night were the eyes of Chihuahuas
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love, but in vain I could tell

I legit just saw a fentanyl commercial saying do drugs with your friends so they can save your life lmao

>>149196428
My favorite is the fentanyl test kit meme. Who do you know that would buy a bag of coke or molly and throw it out if it tested positive for fentanyl?

goodnight

>>149196495
You also have to use so much coke for those test kits too. You're basically throwing away a full gram.

>>149195864
it'll regress in a few days

>>149195859
based
>>149195757
cringe

>>149195936
cringe

>>149196678
>>149196675
real cringe

>>149196428
At Albuquerque's isotopes stadium they have ads about how fent kills you.

jumbojackpandamcnuggerbros.... we are so back.

no...NO!!!

Oh no...

i need it!!

pfma

I could suck a mean cock right now

DYING OUT

Momiji would never support the faggot ass d*yers

>>149197250
based...BASED!!!

>>149197250
shut up buster

Please...

Fuck...

My...

Pnw Pfma's

kek...KEK!!!

Let's all kek-em

late night genny schizo time?

I can haz late night genny schizo time?

The Carp blew a 7-0 lead in Hokkaido :(

kekk'em!

>>149197621
We need kekinis

>>149197678
Find kekini

we ain't even schizo!

We got hella men in this ladies room and we ain't movin

Cub 'em!

We da-mand da-right

Pop into women's restroom, call em chuds, piss on the wall, flip em the bird. I'm the only one in there

>>149197863
Two sentence horror....

Cubgers won that game.

>>149197852
>>149197899
no....NO!!

>>149197899
hai!

>>149197852
>>149197899
This got me screemin

gluk...guhk!

Down trou lads

Gay Louis...

Mr Gay Usa

>>149197954
Gm ^^

>>149198076
Bless you

o bless you...O BLESS YA!!

Fuck this asshole right now

Give dem Cubbie bears a chance!

o i bless ya

We could use a FAGGet kek to rally the hungry troops...

I...need...it...

WDO :)

Gawd I could use apoundin

I could use it deep down,,,

he asshole is a two way passage to the heart

Dick-em!

Nobody dick-em on my watch

>>149198274
Sir, Dick-em's on standby, sir!

>>149198309
I'm a girl thou

>>149198334
Me too! Sorry...

Jenny's flipped fem!

Find Jenny

pfma

pfma

pfma

pfma

pfma

pfma

pfma

Save us Sailor Moon!

pfma

I NEED IT!!!!

kek... kek ... kek ... kek ...

please kek my ass !

>St. Louis 8, Milwaukee 5

And that's a Redbird winner!

And I smell the coffee brewing!

>>149199212
pfma

>>149198644
Goodnight my cherished love

>>149198644
slut

meowdy

I will stop having sexual thoughts about my team when they start winning.

>tfw I’m moving to NZ so my timezone is about to be fucked

I don’t want to have to watch replay games.

Why do they make players run with their helmets?
They take all their other protective gear off if they get walked or make it to base

>>149199607
Dwight's Gambit

>>149199636
Where you moving to in NZ? I lived in Auckland for 25 years so could give you some suburb advice if you need it
Timezone wise you'll still be able to watch the later games, but you'll need to get up at 6am

does our team have a chance at a series win today bros

>>149199657
How did you end up getting into American baseball in a country that doesn’t really care about the sport?

>>149199636
Start watching Japanese baseball.

Happy Padres Day /mlb/

>>149199675
I played cricket for most of my life, and then got into Jomboy's videos (lol)
Decided to get into it properly a few weeks ago because there was a drought of no cricket
Games aren't that similar but the battles between pitcher and batter are quite similar to cricket battles

>>149199714
I think Australian women are sexy

>>149199657
Yeah I’m going to be near Auckland. I don’t like getting up super early so I’m not sure what I’m going to do.

>>149199714
>>149199730
I really, really love women thou

>>149199734
I dunno what your situation is going to be like but my advice would be to live in Tauranga or Mount Maunganui if you have the ability to choose where you're going to live.
You'll love New Zealand. And, you'll be a /cric/poster before you know it lad xx

>>149199758
yeah sure you do, bud. not!!!

>>149199900
GOT ‘IM!! HAHAHAHA!!

>>149199847
Are you an Australian women

>>149200010
I'm looking to upgrade my skinny tomboy GF for an skinny tomboy GF (Australian)

Clayton Kershaw

gm

Clayton Kershaw

>>149200377
a gay mets lad

Clayton Kershaw

Clayton Kershaw

Clayton Kershaw

Does he even know how to play on grass?

>>149200783
The weed's dude thw eeed's

cards

holy fuck this general is dead

Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?

Is this that famous Japanese cheesecake everyone's been talking about?

I'm salivating for /nu/...
tho

Do you know how nu first came into being?

we need bakespie

Closer. Clooooser.

>>149201539
>we need bakespie
Bakerspiefren.

it's only gay if you enjoy it

/nu/ tho
>>149201518
>>149201518
>>149201518
>>149201518

Da cubby braves!!