Thread 149197610

Sunday Afternoon Footy Edition

Port 14.9.93 def. Melbourne 9.14.48

NOW: Iggs vs Carlton @ Optus

Low enthusiasm for this one tb.

HEAVE HO UNNA

Just woke up from my nap.

not reading any posts about a sad mans fanfiction

It would be funny if carlton lost

>>149197610 (OP)
Does Motlop know how to play football at all?

It would be funny if anyone was watching it

>>149197636
Labloodors

And by the 70s I'm bringing in the Bears. Southport, Northern Territory Tasmania and Canberra to subsequently follow. By this year, the AFL looks like this:

Brisbane Bears
Camberwell Cobras
Canberra Giants
Carlton Blues
Collingwood Magpies
East Fremantle Sharks
East Perth Royals
Essendon Bombers
Geelong Cats
Glenelg Tigers
Melbourne Demons
Perth Demons
Port Adelaide Magpies
Port Melbourne Borough
Richmond Tigers
South Fremantle Bulldogs
Southport Sharks
Sydney Swans
Tasmania Devils
Williamstown Seagulls

Genuinely depressed and suicidal

POWAH

Wish my heart would just stop beating wish all of this was over

*turns it off*
ahh that's better

West Coast are fighting for a place in the ATB. Don't count them out.

eagles getting their wings clipped so far

Kek Binns you fuckin plebocrat

weeyums

Kek Motlop you fuckon plebocrat

slow thread.

>>149197772
only people watching the game are fox footy nuffies, blues tragics with kayo/foxtel, or povos in wa watching on fta with ch7 commentary

>>149197772
Reminder that it's not you that filters my posts.

It's my posts that filter you.

This post was made by Dr. Reality Check. Will confirm with trip ON.

>>149197753
he's breeyunt

>>149197823
Confirmed.

>>149197817
Does feel like the round has already finished.

>>149197831
sunday night matches are odd, no matter who's playing

this newy has a pooey scent to it and the jeet isn't even here yet

yanks laughing at our sport and calling it gay because '"even the fans don't understand the rules"

who wanking they dick off

>>149197883
I wank in the early morning before going to sleep.

>>149197870
Did you tell them that it's rigged and that's why the average plebocrat doesn't understand them?

the west coast eagles are not very good

What a genuinely shit round of footy

What's for dinner alf?

>>149197894
I unironically told him the results are pre-determined in a WWE-style game of theatre

>>149197919
my wifes pussy

>>149197908
Game is fucked, league will overtake it in 2035,screenshot this post

>>149197919
Beef short ribs ragu with polenta
Some blanched silverbeet on the side

>>149197941
Fuck that sounds grouse, enjoy.

>>149197941
girly poofta feed kek

>Reid
Naicos would never miss that

>>149197919
Not that plebocrat shit dressed up as 'le amazing oriental food'.

>>149197924
Good.

>>149197928
Same here. Not that hungry actually.

>>149197928
Can I have some?

>>149197957
You can have the anus
(It's still good, trust me)

>>149197957
No, but Steven May

>>149197957
>NO BUD LE STEBEM MAY xD xD

Lads, Arc just posted

>>149197976
Too slow fatty
>>149197966
Deal

Just went and bought another fucking carton of Pepsi Max at 7pm. I don't know how much farther I can spiral down before I lose control of this mess.

Do you reckon the mental health of everyone in shit teams goes down?
As in McQualter, Yze, Clarko just scream their lungs off at their boys each quarter in the rooms and it just makes them get worse and worse every week?

god my iggs are so fucking shit just go home you fucking retards

SOMEBODY FUCKIN HIT SOMEBODY

FUCK YOU WILL

Are you pieces of shit enjoying the football?

>>149198033
FUCKIN GET HIM OFF

>>149198028
>>149198033
FUCKIN BIG FUCKIN SPASTIC

it's like 10,000 spoons
when all you need is a knife

I hope Harley leaves, >we are just gonna waste him.

>my brother is front row in the iggs cheer squad
>watch for some sperg out kino lads

>>149197772
crisp

Lads, Bloos just posted but it amounted to nothing

>>149197897
Shit team with a shit coach. They'll be bottom of the ladder for the next five years provided Tassie comes in and they'll have probably gone through 3 coaches by the time they come good again.

>>149197919
Fried chicken sandwiches.

>>149198083
is he fat and wearing a west coast eagles polo

>>149197957
>>149197983
Post video of you two DPing that guy's wife.

>>149198129
Sure. We can do my wife after.

>>149198201
based henry brayshaw

>>149198127
no

11th beer looms

>>149198201
Partner swapping foursomes with two couples featuring anal and DP is the hottest porn. Two couples only though. I don't know why but a lot of porn with this scenario insists on having a fifth wheel dude. Why? Why would I want to watch this fifth man in this scenario? If you've got two couples banging why would I want the old pool manager to wander over, join in and then fuck up the pussy to cock ratio?

IF you enjoy porn with penises
THEN you are gay

TOTAL
TRADIE
DEATH

>>149198250
Do you self insert as the woman when you watch lesbian porn?

being asleep is the only time i'm not depressed

>>149198284
no but steven may

go perth btw

i like to join random 'communty pages' for towns i dont live in an post stuff like 'hey after a tradie for x service" etc.

then when they hit me up i find a random house address on google maps in that town and i send them there

lmao they seethe

what did rc get banned for and which rulescunt faggot reported him

>>149198303
pics or it didn't happen im afraid to say

>>149198319
fuck off cfmeu glowie

>>149198307
unironic xd posting is considered low quality

>>149198330
use more empty buzzwords next time newfaggot

>>149198307
Who cares?

lotta posts in the old thread just got nuked
someone got done for samefagging and spamming

>>149198341
*runs you over with a moped

>>149198303
I can't stop laughing at the thought of this.

Who or what is RC?

had a girl come up to me last night and say fuck israel

>>149198307
it was fuckin goose

>>149198393
>going out
>hating israel

peak npc behaviour

"ay girl im finna shoot a missiline in your iron dome" your welcome

>>149198380
richard cole

>>149198393
based

Dr. Reality Check stands with Israel

>>149198393
Have a look at twitter, half the internet is saying that.

>>149198444
>The guy who is always wrong about everything is wrong yet again
Predictable.

anyone else get more depressed on the weekends than weekdays?

>>149198444
The gullible goyim.

>>149198452
you're a fucking dumb ass

more like Dr. Can't Post LMAO

>>149198466
You are ban evading by being back here.

>>149198474
you really believe everything you read online don't you you fucking demented retard

Jade Ellenger's sexy feet

cheers

MODS HAVE BANNED RC AGAIN https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149197610/#149197976

MODS ARE GODS

To the people lurking this general to target Dr Reality Check: We aren't scared of you.

You can quote us. Report and make fun of us all over the internet for all we care. Here's the thing: Your pathetic little opinion about how we should all be sheep and conform to who and what we've been told to be by society, has NO BEARING over our ability to decide who and what to be for ourselves. You're already denying the neuroscience of being enlightened so why should we care what a totally illogical person thinks we should be?

Every time you troll us, all you're doing is letting us know you hate yourselves and your pathetic little lives so much that all you can possibly do to feel good about yourselves is convince yourself of the delusion you're better then another group of people. You're announcing to the world that you can't feel good about any of your own accomplishments so instead convince yourselves a froup is inferior just so you can chase after that smug "haha I'm better than these people, look at them having bad things happen to them because we're actively targeting them" feeling that stupid people with no lives chase after.

Every time someone goes on an anti Dr rant, it let's me know how much I scare them, and that they've got nothing better to do in life than cry about how much my very existence makes them feel threatened. It's empowering.

So do it. Troll me. Show me how much you fear and hate me. Show me how much time you spend thinking about people like me. Show me how much we're in your head.

I feast on your tears and they are delicious.

pooey undies

>>149198307
>shitpost moronic garbage such as ">NO BUD LE STEBEM MAY xD xD"
>get banned
Unironically based mods

this boring might go to bed

>>149198626
faggot thread police boot licker

pretending to be an idiot is no difference to just being an idiot
good moderating here

>>149198640
You can always go back to sharty, champ

>>149198660
your words mean nothing to me you newfag

lol

>>149198686
Hey mate do you know that Romanian anon on /int/ who accuses everyone of being a Russian shill?

maybe "RC" shouldn't admit to ban evasion, just a thought

>>149198693
no but he sounds based

unpopular opniob: gws are smokies for premiers

>>149198748
The humble retard

I support the moderators in banning the poster Dr. Reality Check. They don't always get a lot right but this is the sort of action that taken to ensure the quality of the posts in these threads are of not particularly low quality. Well done.

Do you guys think that west coast can come back and win in the last quarter?

>>149198748
would rate finals Bane over GWS 2bqh

>>149198802
Not a chance.

Something needs to be done about the quality of AFL football as of late.
I'm using the passive voice here because I'm expecting others to fix the problem while I sit by idly and complain without responsibility or accountability.

>>149198748
Doubt it. Lions had their prime stopping key defender go down in the first quarter in a season ending injury, had their lowest pressure and tackle numbers in over a decade and were still able to generate way more shots on goal than GWS and only lost again due to terrible goal kicking. If Gardiner and/or Doedee can reduce the impact of losing Payne and they can address their attitude issues and play more than 50% of the game and kick straight at goal it'll be Pies and Lions in the granny.

Name 3 memorable matches this season

>prime stopping key defender
>pressure and tackle numbers
>generate shots on goal
>impact

>>149198593
kek

>>149198832
based Laura Kane

>>149198832
Now that a man has been brought in to do her job there's a chance we'll actually see some change. Swann is highly competent and the perfect replacement for Kane and Harley should reduce the retardation of Dillion who has no fucking clue what he's doing.

>I have it on good authority that Collingwood are very, very confident that next year Ben King will be a magpie - Ryan Daniels
How do we keep doing it, piechads?

Fuck, I wonder if Lions will yank that contract offer away if that's a serious knee injury for Allen? Poor bastard might just have cost himself his big pay day.

we made fun of the meme cockhead gil but he did a good job running the afl

>>149198988
He's contracted not a free agent until the end of 2026 and the Pies have nothing to trade for him. I don't know who Ryan Daniels is but I'd like to make a bet with him that it won't happen.

whats up with the fucking reports boys

>the first player to get 30 touches for the Eagles this season is a MSD first-gamer who hasn't yet been shitted up by the Eagles
Grim.

>>149199021
Yea signing with collingwood at the end of next year, I left that part out

fuck me what a god awful game to get my Sunday wagie depression revved up

>>149199070
I would be suicidal if I had to work tomorrow.

why don't wagies just quit their jobs?

Need 2 quick touched from Duggan to win the multi

>>149199085
Locked into a 30 year mortgage.

wagies only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

Lads, Zac just posted

>Clay Hall is going to pick up almost as many touches in a quarter as Kelly did in a whole game
Why the fuck doesn't that retard give him a full game?

>It's been a 40 point margin since 10 minutes into the second quarter
>Game has been in a holding pattern since then
Holy zzz.

>>149199091
>Only got one
Limp

>>149199124
filtered

>>149199091
You're going to have about 30 seconds for him to get one more. Might fall painfully short, lad.

>>149199085
baffles me that I don't just quit, I still live at home and have no responsibilities

>>149199136
The bookies priced it too correctly, fell for the trap

reid is good now

>>149199121
Kelly had to earn him when the match was being played. Hall is picking up cheapies in junk time.

>tim kelly
What happened to this piece of shit?

>>149199156
>Only 335M gained
Not sure he's good enough to get a spot in Geelong's midfield.

>>149199157
It's been junk time since halfway through the first quarter.

>>149199171
Which means Kelly got all of his in half a quarter.

Carlton scored more in the first quarter than they scored for the rest of the fucking match

>>149199163
He got a contract extension to take him to retirement. Neetmode now.

>>149199181
And then couldn't get a touch for the rest of the game? Fuck me. Must be nice to get paid six figures and have no fear of being dropped regardless of how shit you play each week.

>Matches over
>Still not 3 word analysis
HURRY UP FOX YOU SPASTICS I NEED MY FIX AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149198999
Sounds like it was achilles (aka. career over).
Might need to stay with the Iggs now, surely the Eagles wouldn't stiff their injured captain on a contract renewal...

>>149199149
Yea but you make huge money from work right?

>>149199190
Sits around playing roblox with his autistic family.

>>149199206
>Must be nice to get paid six figures
Whoops, he's on seven figures. $1.1 million a season and picking up 10 touches for a full game through the midfield. He clearly doesn't care about getting another contract.

>>149199190
yukkuris in alf, what a day

>>149199225
>surely the Eagles wouldn't stiff their injured captain on a contract renewal...
Weren't they already doing that because they were happy to push him out and get the compensation pick? I guess it will be different when no one's willing to pick him up so they'll probably give him a rock bottom offer. That's going to cost him a lot of money.

love her

>>149199238
>He clearly doesn't care about getting another contract.
Anon...
>IT SEEMS Tim Kelly has rediscovered his love for the game with the star midfielder re-signing with Waalitj Marawar until the end of 2027.
>The Eagles announced on Friday that Kelly, exciting wingman Tyrell Dewar and athletic utility Jack Hutchinson have all penned new multi-year deals.
>May 23, 2025
So three weeks ago.

>>149199269
Oh my God. What a pathetic club. I completely missed that he re-signed last month. Credit to him, he completely grifted them, got his last pay day and now he's clearly just gives zero fucks.

>>149199258
It is now UP

ADELAIDE CROWS: Swings and roundabouts.
BRISBANE LIONS: Gabba fortress demolished.
CARLTON: Another one-quarter performance.
COLLINGWOOD: Had the bye.
ESSENDON: Playing kids painful.
FREMANTLE: Won, at least.
GEELONG: Clear No.2 seed.
GOLD COAST SUNS: Had the bye.
GWS GIANTS: Lucky. Issues remain.
HAWTHORN: Tassie HGA crucial.
MELBOURNE: Kicked season away.
NORTH MELBOURNE: Consider relocation west?
PORT ADELAIDE: Mitch’s career day.
RICHMOND: Had the bye.
ST KILDA: No more Dogs!
SYDNEY SWANS: Had the bye.
WEST COAST EAGLES: Pick two gone?
WESTERN BULLDOGS: That’s much better.

>>149199269
signed with who? some law firm?

>>149199302
There were rumours he was going to sign with Freo, so they had to jump in quickly.

the bye rounds are gay id much rather them have a week off all the same time

>>149199325
Bye weeks sucked. You'd be complaining about them not playing any footy instead.

>>149199353
The situation has flipped, now footy is so shit we could use for a mass blackout for a week. The fatigue just keeps kicking in otherwise

Will the Starcevich single mom now be starting an Onlyfans since she managed to get the attention she was after with her sign?

>>149199400
Picture.

What would it take for footy to be good again?

>>149199400
>>149199415
Grim grim grim.

>>149199432
Better umpiring.
No more blowouts.
Lions kicking straight.

>>149199445
push the mothers face away with palm of hand and chat to the daughter

>>149199443
>>149199445
this is disgusting
starcehvich is just a man trying to play football for a living he doesnt need to be objectified like this
he needs a statue built for this moment

>>149199353
yeah so what do as your told we are paying for it

>>149199443
cheeky

Wish I was 16 again
https://youtu.be/uBRSG1TM9Ok?si=24XtSALpVtZKc-94

>1.2
>1.2
>0.3
>0.2
>0.2
>0.1
MY TEAM IS SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149199432
I think 15-16 a side and 5-6 interchange
fuck the sub rule off completely and open the game up some more
there is far too much congestion, umpiring is shit, and teams like geelong who play 2-3 spares down back are gross to watch (the other team will equalise, teams will just kick it to the ruckman/spare defender who drops into the hole, geelong vs melbourne this year was the perfect example)

You worthless retards ever heard of punctuation? Half the posts in this shitheap of a general aren't readable.

>>149199518
that's a lot of scorers for a team to have
alarm bells are ringing for the lions desu

>>149199532
if you use paragraphs you get called plebbit

>>149199432
It was never good, you only liked it because you were a kid

>>149199518
Is Callum brown?

Running to the jannies is just piss weak gutless behaviour tbqh

>>149199532
punctuation the fuck is that you idiot fucking hell coming in here talking gibberish lol

That was such a shit round of footy
What a shit year for footy
Write it off and start again

Feeling pretty depressed now thinking this might be the night I end it
What do I have to live for nothing really

>>149199589
Do you have any money?

>trying to ban me
kek
lol even
to the little puss faggot that reported my posts: i will only shit the thread up harder
hope you like gore and scar cunt

>>149199589
do you want to talk about it?

Post tits instead

>>149199597
Fuck off, faggot.

Fuck I love drinking all day and losing touch with reality, only do it on sundays but it’s so kino waking up and going to sleep with a beer

Deadset maggots in this thread
Fucking cunts all of you hate you cunts let's fucking god I'll have you and crack your skull open

>>149199648
Bell street maccas?

Ben
https://youtu.be/DcDeNNzJNDs?si=QL8EAqLIZ4yCzuV8

Last cunt I met at Bell St Maccas ended up in the quarter pounders.

>>149199648
You’d be quiet in person boy

ground looked shithouse again
don't think they bothered to repaint the lines and logos after the soccer game the other week

None of youse would stand a chance as I... SKEDADDLE OUTTA HERE *bolts away lightning fast*

>>149199445
keke its a good headline

>>149199532
most of us are posting while wanking our dick off

Love taking shit on the internet

I’m in my feels rn please don’t trigger me

Would skull fuck every one of you.

have a glass of water you blowhard

Would it be cringey if I started wearing a make Australia great again hat

better not be ant tradies in here
ill cave your head in

>>149199713
>didn't inspire the Lions
My sides

>>149199864
*marches back to the colony*

>Dicko showing gore on the bounce
Is he Dr RC?

>Ackshually off-topic posting (exempli gratia, shitposting, sadsackposting, aggroposting, et cetera) is against the rules and you may receive a ban if you persist
Seriously /r/afl might be more your speed champ
Bet you're just like the worms I used to bully at school. That you Nicholas? Remember the time I got you to eat dog shit because I said I'd invite you to my party
Hahahahaha fucking loser. Hope that haunts your every waking moment

>>149199878
You've been banned twice.

Gonna get the gf to suck my dick again tonight
I eat her out, she deep throats my cock - that's wonderful, that's reciprocity, that's the social contract and the circle of life

>>149199905
Have you ever used Google? According to China's laws you should be in jail now.

Nicolas is a decent name, find it hard to think of good boy names

Some very interesting reading on /pol/ and /x/ tonight
Think some big shit will go down this year

>>149199938
Like what?

>>149199934
Basically any New Testament name works well unless you've got something against them for some reason

Dear bozo,
The mods and jannies will never save you from being the feckless little poofter you are

Why to squashed ants smell sweet and minty

>>149199938
We're basically on the precipice of a major war and with public sentiment being overwhelmingly against any involvement Israel will probably commence a false-flag operation against the US to try and drag them in.

Footy's so shit these days no point watching or talking about it

>>149199974
>these days

>>149199964
And all the magatards will fall for it

I’m so hungry

we are going to war with china when america is ready

I run this general
I set the rules and you march to the beat of my drum

>>149200016
>we
I've got other plans.

Really makes you think.

Split my cock with a rock today

>>149199990
Don't think so this time. A lot of them are understandably pretty upset at the moment. Maybe if the Iraq War hadn't happened.

>>149200070
The racist idiot.

This current incarnation of RC isn't ban evading as his trip 9a89mYm.gY is different from the ones that got banned !xLBVh0oWPI

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Dr.%20Reality/deleted/deleted/country/AU/

Regardless all trips should be permanently banned

I get my current events news from alf

>>149200070
Crisp. Welcome to manhood. The missus won't know which way to dodge your load.

What would the boongs' voice to parliament have said?
>bulla walla gulla nulla gaja goo nar nar unna dard

>>149200089
>I changed my tripcode so I'm not ban evading
You've been banned twice and changing your tripcode isn't an out. If you want to ban evade post anonymously.

>>149200089
Then what's the point of having a trip option?

Honestly I don't think the plebocracy even bother to think before they post.

>>149200144
cheaper petrol
reduced alcohol tax
lower ciggy tax

newfags are pissweak

Don't taze me bro haha

One thing that the neo-mods don't get since they arrived here fresh off the boat in 2016, is that tripping is a massive part of 4chan culture.

>>149200144
You have to pay aboriginal tribal elders and advisory boards for permission to do anything.

>>149200187
based

Please appraise me on what the latest spergout is? My attention has been on much more pertinent matters.

I saw the most beautiful girl (woman) this morning. I've been thinking about her all day.

>>149200291
I'm not sure there is one currently. Unless you're talking about the tripfag in which case who cares?

>>149200291
Someone here isn't getting any and is taking it out on everyone by reporting them.

>>149200291
Hate myself and want to die

>>149200305
>>149200324
>>149200358
k... keep me posted.

Does your cock hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it round your waist
And shove it up your arsehole?
Does your cock hang low?

tripfagging is literally the opposite of 4chan culture scatguts you worthless ban evading shit eating faggot

>>149200398
the immature idiot

Night, you fuckheads.

>>149200194
The low taper fade meme is still massive

>>149199547
Exactly. Compare what the Forwards scored in this game, 3.7 vs 13.4. Instead of having a reliable forward lineup we have 10-12 showmen trying to fill Daniher's shoes, and none of them can perform consistently.

>>149199560
Yes

wish you'd "trip" and break your fat fucking neck Pooality Chunk

eric hipwood the child sex offender

I seriously think I’ve lived the hardest life out of anyone ever

nick daicos

Anyone here watching the final round of the US Open? Not sure I'll be able to stay up late enough to see Scott tee off, let alone finish.

Tunage
https://youtu.be/8Wejgzxd0SQ?si=pKX4K_TPl8sk5a88

Hey just checking in, we still going strong nofapbros?

>>149201304
Still going, king. You good?

>>149201304
cracking but ill hold on
first few days are the hardest

>>149201324
>>149201407
good. lets keep it up

Had a bit of a mental breakthrough today. Things might just turn out alright.

>>149201304
Sofia pulled me off last night and I wanked this morning. Might have another fap now and try again.

>>149201304
can't stop won't stop
noporn is the key to a successful nofap though

Only losers masturbate

>>149201304
Jerked off this afternoon, 9 hours of nofap going pretty well. Need 1 week of nowank

9 hours ago was before midday in nepal, vpn off larper

>>149203869
Crisp RC dropping ETRs (Elite Truth Bombs) as per usual

There's no vpn

I don't feel like coming here. Youse aren't cool anymore

i've always liked you banejeet