Thread 149204853

Current score: 4-0

No Kompany exposure so far. Kane can't score though which is always funny.

anime won.

reminder this is what's gonna happen to all the sudaca teams as well

>>149204858
based

how did you manage to make a 2nd thread out of this match lmao

>>149204853 (OP)
Auclklnd vros

grim

Thread needs more soogsx

how many are Bayern going to put past little mouth?

>>149204858
...the transitions/person competition

>>149204858
>>149204864
Pedos

>>149204859
Even us?

>>149204858
why don't you at least post some football anime

>>149204858
>>149204864
>tranime
kys srsly

>>149204675
> you guys are really unironically watch this slop?
Why not?

>>149204888
Arry lad, watch the language

>>149204858
>>149204880
incredible victory

Auckland should've done the hakka to intimidate Munchen

>>149204859

south american teams i think can match benfica and porto

>2 games every season plus 7 games every 4 years
explain to me how this isn't a massive improvement without greentexting Cuckland

is anyone else

Post porn to make these 90 minutes worthwhile

Lads, can WW3 really start soon? Haven't been able to sleep recently because of that tbqh...

Yeah that Taonga they were given ain't doing shit

>>149204923
Fuck off gypsy scum

>>149204939
shit I meant or instead of plus

>>149204948
>>149204951
KEK cuckland bros

>>149204858
irrefutable

Long haired Mancuck dude is so bad. He's holding the team down

>>149204953
woah chill diego

There used to be a TV show in Brazil called TV Colosso where one of the puppet dogs always talked about the New Zealand. It was a pretty good show.

where the fuck is auckland anyway?
sv böbelshausen 06 tier

>>149204951
lol imagine thinking we'd ever get that lucky

>>149204972
>dude
thought that was a woman

>>149204888
Boca Jrs 1x0 Bayern
Carlos Palacios

>>149204972
blind cunt

>>149204974
De acordo com informações da Cazé TV, os jogadores do Charleston Battery saíram do jogo-treino contra o Fluminense mentindo sobre o resultado da partida. Informaram que o placar final era de 4 a 4, mas, depois, o Fluminense revelou o placar real, que era de 6 a 2 para o tricolor.

Marcelo Gonçalves/Fluminense

The problem with Auckland is that the squad is too white

why is the intern adding badly cropped logos to the stream mid-match?

Auckland cucurella is more shit than the others

>>149204973
Its okay. Gypsies aren't human

do something auckland

BAYERN HAS BEEN SCORELESS FOR 20 MINUTES WE WON

>>149205002
bantz

Where even is Cincinnati? Is there anything worth knowing about that city or is it as random and irrelevant as any Ruhrpot?

>>149205002
american tournament

>>149205028
based

Altel x psg

>>149205028
Are you an Auckland supporter?

>Michelob Ultra
They get pussy at least, even if they all look like Lorde

>>149204995
>placar real
Yes, i belive.

>>149205056
Within 5 years FIFA will try to put a streamer team in this tournament 100000%

>>149205056
i wanna kick this cuck in his teeth so much

>>149205056
>cdm

appealing to his retard zoomer fans i see

>>149205002
>>149205039
Haven't seen such a thing, you guys watching directly from dazn?

>>149205083
international feed on local tv station

How do goals scored in this comp count stat padding wise? Do goals scored outside regular season even matter?

>>149205039
>Bet Anus

>>149205083
yes

>Coman plays
>they don't pass to Kane again

Btw is the guy on Sat 1 Alexander Zickler?

>>149205050
Ewww fuck no, this is a hate watch
My work colleague is a Bayern supporter so we've been joking about how inevitable this is few several months

The sad part is Auckland would finish 3rd in Bundesliga

Germans are in shock at the high quality of the tournament

>>149204989
>all humans are born equa-

MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER MULLER

>>149205036
Sara Jay is from there

You guys arent wachting from youtube?

>>149205098
>betANO

>>149205095
These are official™ goals certified by FIFA. That's why sir parry pane is desperate to score.

Based muller scoring on his last match

Muller goal
>Kane

Wait didn't Muller retired? Why is he playing?

>>149205110
>3rd
Who would finish second?

thank you thomas

>Muller
His grandpa definitely killed some Jews

ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER

Aren't New Zealand women pretty?
I thought they were skinny blonde blue eyed women like Australians.

it's gonna be 10-0 and Kane still won't score

>>149205123
I'm watching it on TV

The kiwi GK is not that bad, nothing this lad can do against an obviously superior team.

>5-0 first half
>+4 injury time
????????????

based Michael

imagine travelling all the way to america from NZ to watch this

can't complain at a muller goal

>Arabic commentary
>Manuel Neuer is like a goalkeeper on vacation, he could actually leave the stadium, do some shoping then return and nothing will change

>>149205158
Murricans love big scores

>>149205142
the crops need to be FARMED

>>149204858
>>149204864
based

>+4
for what?

>>149204853 (OP)
New Zealanders are so bad that they make Jonathan Tah look like a great player.

>>149205110
tournament has more soul than premier league

post yfw boca losses vs auckland

Is Muller retiring or is he coming to our shit league?

>>149205151
Yeah real lookers

>>149205121
Hod I love this horse faced MILF so much.

>>149205158
it's the group stage, not the knockout round
goal difference matters so nigga's got to stick to the rules

>>149205167
good one habibi

>müllel
Im gonna miss him, bros

>>149205111
Urawa red diamonds

>>149205158
forgot gary coleman died

F

>>149205167
He should go to Auckland's box during corners.

>>149204853 (OP)
Imagine living in Cincinnati and having to go to this shit out a stadium and match to watch this slop lol

do fifa realize how bad this looks?

>>149205193
But literally nothing's happened for +4.

There's a sixth. Woof.

>5 goals
>'Arry not involved in a single one
no refunds

cool blooter ngl

>>149205183
>MFW Muller, Modric, and Penaldo refuse to retire

stop the count

SUPER MICHAEL

>6
grim

>>149205215
6

love how I decided to open /sp/ on the day an amateur club plays bayern munich in the club world cup

YES MORE MOREEEE

remember when olise whose mum is algerian and whose dad is nigerian who was born and raised in england decided to play for france because the entire team is black like him

10 please

>>149205164
I'm sure no one did that though. I don't think an amateur team from a non-football country will have fans willing to follow them all across the world

kiwi sisters how we holding up

>>149205158
lmao

>>149205183
Bayern are doing everything in their power that he leaves Germany (and to a lesser degree Europe)
I wouldn't trust any rumors. Most of it is sown by the Bayern board
I think he doesn't want to leave his farm and rather retire or stay close by

OOF

End this

Is there a mercy rule?
Jesus, this is getting UGLY

what a joke of a torunament

>>149205203
Would be based if he did, go full meme at this point

>>149204853 (OP)
I swear Auckland isn't even D5 french level

>yank kids with le ebin oktoberfest blue and white chequed hats on

Kys

Bayern should be allowed to remove all of their starter players

>>149205236
Bemused and tired (it's nearly 5am)

>>149204853 (OP)
Why was an amateur team invited to this? Did they really win their conference cup? And they seriously fucked up with the scheduling. They needed to start with a bang.

>>149205218
Not the same

Everyone but Kane will score

>>149205184
Downs Amy Schumer is the only truly ugly one

Harry needs to get on the score sheet real quick now

>score graphic scrolls
ultimate humiliation

Wew lads, my over 5.5 goals in HT (placed it when they were 4-0) bet won... I thought that was a loser... I am happy tbqh...

> Bayern carried by France

Things never change

is this even legal?

>>149205240
What are the chances he joins Frankfurt

if i see one more FOREIGN flag have a bad word to say about ARE ARRY
i will be UNIMPRESSED

>>149205235
> I don't think an amateur team from a non-football country will have fans willing to follow them all across the world
didnt you see how many bosteros went there?

this is sad....

>>149205274
how much?

>>149205264
They don't give him the ball. Old problem

>>149205274
Gambling is dumb

You can't even say Bayern got tired in the first half
This is a training game for them
Subbs will be a Kompany showing mercy otherwise the score will be >10 - 0

>>149205257
It's not like they have any sort of competition, Australians were right to move into the Asia conference since at least they play real teams

Cristiano should have accepted participate in this. He would have reached the 1k goals tally.

If Auckland wasn't present on the stadium they would've only lost by 3-0. Why did they come to get raped?

gonna go have a nice cold glass of Michelob Ultra, see you lads in 15 minutes

I don’t understand my girlfriend, now she has confessed to me that she has a fetish for my feet and wants to suck them tonight. When I told her long ago that I like it when she fart, she looked at me as if I was a monster.

>>149205297
Yep

Does anyone here actually drink nasty michelob i’m convinced it’s one of the most disgusting beers i’ve ever had don’t know why people drink it

>>149205274
Should have bet on over 9.5 goals

This is just unfair, Bayern need to bring on Goretzka to even the odds

>>149204853 (OP)
6-0

Dubs and Kompany will tell them to stop scoring
Singles he lets them score as they please
Rolling

>>149205257
This is genuinely the best team from Oceania over a four year period.

>>149205158
Too many goals

i am currently watching
>meme club world cup
>england u21 vs slovenia
>fishtank s4

'arry refuses to humiliate his fellow Anglo, he's just a nice bloke like that

>>149205302
Sniff sniff

>>149205302
Bro, what is this magic.

>>149205281
Too far. I think more ilke Augsburg, Nürnberg or Swiss league

When will football implement the mercy rule?

>>149205290
Not much tbqh... I won 200 mexican pesos...
>>149205294
Yeah tbqh I'm getting bored of it...

>>149205326
Comfy sunday

>>149205326
i am watching some massage video play list
currently on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qqcwXHwYAs

This tournament will just be Champions League 2.0 after the group stage. I mean I don't see any of the confederations competing. Maybe River or a hue team since they are in shit groups? That's it though.

Club World Cup proves that soccer will never get popular in these following continents:
Asia
Oceania
North America (outside Mexico but they are spiritually south)

>>149205342
when mixed leagues with women and men will be implemented

> Auckland City FC total cost 4.6 mil
>AKL will get 3.6 million just for participating in the Club World Cup
AKL already won even if they lose every match 20–0.

Crazy to think this team that's non-league level is about to get millions, could buy the best players in the region without any sort of trouble and dominate for the next decade

>>149205330
I've never done those pics myself, but if I had to guess, I think it has to do with low and high frequency components on the image

>>149205320
It's ok lad, Bayern is uber rich and has all the mercenaries on their team. At least Auckland has SOVL.

>>149205355
This crowd is as into it as any crowd can be after 6 goals

>>149205355
football is already popular in korea and japan
probably other parts of asia too

This isnt even our usual starting line up
Good chance Musiala comes on 2nd half
But I hope Kompany subs in some youth players

>>149205361
paid humiliation ritual

Hello just seen the score, what is the fucking point of this tournament?

>>149205296
>Australians were right to move into the Asia conference
Wait, what. If Australia isn't in the Oceania conference, then who is? Just New Zealand and some random islands? Who could have possible thought it was a good idea to give a direct spot to a team in such a dog shit conference? They should have been offered a play in game against a South American or Asian team or something.

>>149205313
>>149205245
Dw bayershit won't get thru palmeiras after we assrape poorto later today

>>149205376
nice caramel body

>>149205312
Nah, they'll likely go easy on the second half.

I have this theory: They'll score before minute 50 to fool all the dumb gamblers and then they won't score again until the last minutes.

what is the point of having these "experts" on, when they barely speak english

>>149205311
Never heard of it

After a difference of 6 goals the match should end.

>>149205361
They better be giving these guys and their girlfriends/wives/kids a great vacation.
Their next games in Orlando, better get a great Disney World vacation

>>149205331
I find amazing how Euros consider a 3 hour ride "far" lmao
Meanwhile in Brazil it's a 5 hour ride to get into another decent city and it's considered common

Thanks, bro

>>149205408
uhh but what about my bets???

>>149205408
bayern would never play a full bundesliga game

>John Obi Mikel saying this rape is good for the fans
Fucking mong

>>149205374
Baseball mogs for both

HUMILIATION RITUAL

>>149205387
humiliation ritual for third worlders

>>149205361
Look when you're able to HELP YOURSELF to the teams own after match catering (beef nachos) when you were a fucking spectator, ain't no team down here worth millions of euros, fuck right off.
Source: my older brother plays for Tauranga City, also in the Northern League

>>149205414
They're landlets, pathetic really.

>first match is a 0-0 sleeper
>second match is completely one sided massacre
Americans are gonna hate SAWKER even more after watching this garbage

>>149205420
fans deserve to get rated inshallah

what the fuck, man. What's the point of this shit

>>149205389
Haven't been for ages now, only teams there I can name are Tahiti and New Caledonia
I actually googled it and this is the full list of literal who islands they face

>>149205420
I enjoy a good rape, but this is too much.

>>149205438
Zoomers unironically like soccer here now, thanks to FIFA videogames and streamers like Speed.

>>149205446
Who's this semen demon

>>149205438
Pretty brave of you to think Americans are watching this garbage, piss france

>>149205414
Congrats on having a huge country with nothing in it

>>149205414
Old World just doesn't understand far distances bro, they think 30 miles is an all-day hike

>>149205438
We love watching Germans massacring people it's a common film theme

>>149205438
There will be a more even match between Atleti and PSGay after

>>149205446
https://youtu.be/xW0IR3q0EvE?t=9

>>149205414
Why didn't you just build your cities closer to each other?

>>149205424
>professional rounders
cringe

>>149205446
you just know she has a black bf

>>149205460
>Eurotangs being confused and shocked when there's still nature existing in other countries and people don't live in crampt cattle cages

Brazilian final in the judo

>>149205483
I don’t know that because I don’t know who she is.

is that a rugby match?

>>149205414
I unironically get really frustrated if I have to go somewhere that's over an hour away and try to avoid it if I can

>>149205483
why are you like this?

>>149205474
To do what

Anyone done research on this?
Commentator mentioned that most auk players aren't even footballers by career, one of them being an engineer the other being a PE TEACHER who was on vacation to NZ and was convinced by his friend to start playing
Basically all of them are amateurs
Would be interesting to see these hobbyists concede less than brazil 2024 against a german team because this was the same score in the halftime back then iirc

>>149205492
>

>>149205414
Is it because of traffic or because of distance? Two very different things.

I wanna see Yamal play Messi for a Michelob Ultra.
Messi would get mogged

>>149205515
to not waste your lives driving back and forth

>>149205503
Same. I live in a small state and things are more convenient around here.

>>149205408
>It's called the slaughter rule. If we had played the full game we probably would've lost by a hundred points.

will psg vs the second madrid team be good?

Brutal stuff

>>149205518
Yes it is true before this format the commentators used to mention it all the time and somehow they managed to give Cruz Azul and San Lorenzo a run for their money in 2014

>going to ads immediately after returning from ads
KWAB

>>149205492
you live in fucking parkinglot hellscape

>>149205531
>we

>>149205414
????? Were dafuq do you live.
More than 30 minutes is far for me

>>149205503
Your country literally only has one city how do you need to go anywhere

>>149205518
2014*

>>149205492
>genocide the locals then brag about the lebensraum
State of yanks

>>149205531
A real blast from the past.

>>149205121
the original that's a man

>>149205539
They couldn't even time the adbreak correctly.

Surprised to see Bayern or Dortmund US fans, are there many Germans in USA?

>>149205414
if I have to go more than 5 mins from my house I rage (and yes I am an incel)

>>149205550
I haven't been to london for about 10 years more or less. And for good reason.

These kraut mercs need to take it easy in the 2nd, literally pretend it's a pick up game at the local field and fuck around for 45 min.

>>149205541
You live in a flat farm field with nothing around

At least the GK is forklift certified

>>149205565
>surprised Bayern has US fans

are you retarded

>putting on Serge Gnabry
lol

New Zealand would destroy Germany at basketball.

>>149205525
Distance
The nearest city to do business is 400km away

>>149205550
I holiday in Saxony-Anhalt because there’s fuck all there.

This fucking woman
>"IT'S STILL NIL ALL BOYS"

>>149205565
They're literally playing in Cincinnati, it's full of German Americans and some German immigrants

>>149205579
true and its peaceful and idyllic

>>149205521
Then you for pointing out the single most densely packed and populated area in the entire country, NYC
Here's another picture of inner-city NYC btw

>>149205592
o paranaense

>>149205565
Actual germ descendants? Millions...trump's grandpa anglicized his name from drumpf
Bayern supporters? unknown number of plastics and obv a few real ones

Not even the best team in Auckland. Joke of a tournament

>>149204914
would

>>149205568
Are yuro women that bad that this aryan god had to go to some mezoamerican shithole to find love and taint his bloodline?

>>149205538
Oh well, at least they get to travel to the us for free and play with players they might have previously only seen on TV
and who knows maybe this inspires some of them to go pro

>>149205541
I didn't know my house was in Walmart parking lots and not away from it in a large forest that isn't demolished for more welfare housing

i made an bet that would be less than 7 gols

>>149205592
holy fuck that’s cheap

Hmmm

>>149205281
Not close enough to Starnberg. It's going to be Augsburg, Altach, Tirol or St. Gallen.

PEDRO SANCHEZ DIMISION

Bros I want to live in germany what do I do

>>149205641
literally just go there its that easy

>>149205641
learn turkish

>>149205641
You gotta learn German and have a wish to drive a BMW

>>149205629
That's the tollboth price
Even then the road is incredibly shit

We all watching PSG Atletico l8r?

>superior player of the match
woke nonsense

>>149205624
Anon is a time traveler from the past

>>149205641
become muslim and walk straight trough half of europe, then rape some teenage girls and demand welfare and apologies because of racism

I just hope the Auckland guys aren't losing much money doing this trip

* * * AUCKLAND CITY HAVE A CORNER * * *

>>149205641
tell them your name is mohammed and they'll set you up with a nice apartment and free groceries

COMEBACK IS ON

>>149205641
Eu juro que pensei em ir pra lá e fingir que sou um refugiado sírio

that was actually a great run by #10

>conceding a corner
OH NONONONONON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149205641
convert to Islam

>>149205655
3-1 for the baguettes
Also indian girl's mom from that video tried to hook them up so they get married iirc

>>149205666
AND IT WAS SHITE

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!

>>149205605
Whoa re you trying to fool mate I've lived in the US I know what it's like, your cities are more spread out (sprawling suburban) and farther apart but you're still massively urbanised

>>149205594
based
come to Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, there's even less there

>>149205687
rigged for mein fuhrer

>>149205666
>digits confirm
>>149205632
Is there a bunch of nafris/ngubus/balkans in ur country? I’m going soon and want to avoid them

>>149205692
deport

Good to see the bowl cut is back on vogue amongst the youth of today. Kaarija’s legacy lives on.

>>149205692
Is that one of the 30 fans

>>149205687
How big is Detlef Schrempf in Germany?

>>149205589
Germany is good at basketball

2nd half gyaldem

>>149205692
rapeable

>>149205692
>kane misses yet again
>yep this one's going into my cringe compilation

>>149205592
Giovane is that you??

Somebody give me some money so I can buy tacos.

>>149205700
Bullshit that place doesn't exist

>>149205722
second half goblins

>>149205692
cute

>>149205722
sexo

>>149205722
why the fuck did this cunt rip the top covers off those wiis

>>149205692
She's just thinking "heh, this is going into my cringe collection"

>>149205722
I want to have babies with her

This is EXACTLY what I imagine Munich women are like

yes? no?

0 goals this half.. grim

>>149205641
If you want to work there, look up "ausbildung" or "ausbildung for Brazilians/south americans" on google and youtube
Learn german (takes less than 1 year if you are serious) with a school or from youtube and various online sources

If you want to study, you can go to few universities that teach in english, but it's still better to know german
Good luck Anon

>>149205692
>she sees your dick

>>149205621
it is fun to stick your dick into exotic women

Auckland’s number 10 is a New Zealand indoor football NT player kek

>>149205769
that's unironically sovlful

Kane can't score against farmers and workers

>>149205568
literally every chicana's dream

t.chicano

Londrina is a beautiful city anon

Dubs and Auckland City will draw.

>>149205753
Nah
Stern blondes with hair tightly pulled back, glasses, and a granite jaw.

>Shots (on target)
Bayern: 19 (11)
Auckland: 1 (0)

>>149205769
>w-w..why is the pitch so big
It's like a lizard vs t rex

eating storebought sushi, pretty grim just like this game is for auckland

Why the fuck is Bayern still trying?

>>149205483
you would like that, wouldn't you? cuckboy

>>149205817
>>149205822
And they're not even making an effort

>>149205706
Nafris/Ngubus in the cities but mostly in their containment zones. Balkans are everywhere but 9/10 of them are civilized and only looking for trouble in the evening after a couple of drinks.

>>149205796
Maringa is way better

>>149205830
It isn’t over until it’s over.

how has hurricane not scored against these literal postmen

>>149205830
they're not
aukland just keep kicking it back to them

>>149205769
He looks like he fucks

>>149205830
They are?

This is actually embarrassing for FIFA
The whole narrative of soccer being an international connecting sport just fully collapsed today
You can come back from teams with players with day jobs being the strongest teams in entire regions and pretend there's interest outside small regions of the globe, and $4 tickets with the most known soccer player on the planet not leading to sellouts

>>149205816
you just described the 2 women of the pic with a different hairstyle

Kane status?

>kane won't score
kek

>>149205830
because it would be disrespectful to stop trying

>>149205641
convert to islam and learn some rape lessons
they'll let you walk right in

>>149205816
HOLY FUCK

>>149205512
I think a percentage of your countrymen feel guilty for slavery and end up over compensating with things like this, instead of just being normal and treating everyone well.

>0 goals in second half
BAYERN SUCKS!

>upemechano
aukland goal incoming

why can't kane score lmao

Kane would have scored that.

>>149205844
Do i need to look out for anything when i’m over there ? I’ve only really heard pickpocketing is becoming more and more consistent over there

>Held Kane to no goals
Auckland won

Humiliation ritual for kwaby kane.

>>149205857
It will get good after the group stage when the dead weight is cut off

>>149205891
Spuds won

No Kane statpadding today kek

>>149205816
>munich
>blondes
that's north/east germans

kwab

>>149204853 (OP)
>Harry Kane, England's all-time goalscorer, failed to score against literal part timers

>>149205734
gyaldem mog her

>Kane scores against part time farmes
>GIVE ME AUCKLAND OR I RETIRE
>Kane doesn't score against part time farmers
>LMAO CAN'T EVEN SCORE AGAINST SHITTERS
Can't win with you lot.

what the fuck is this tournament? who invited these clowns? when are these players going to get rest before next season starts?

>>149205850
>yoo

>>149205928
ew

who you got in Atleti-PSG and Palm Trees/Porto?

>Slurper, PSG 1-0
>Palm Trees

Bayern shirt its disgusting

Auckland proved it's a big club. Kane didn't score against them

>>149205913
Rapeable

>Kane got a humilliation ritual in a humilliation ritual tournament
Like poetry...

>>149205928
her bra is way too small for her breasts

>>149205857
It's literally the Simpsons but
>FAST KICKING, LOW SCORING, AND TIES? YOU BET!

>Gnabry
This is like the 3rd or 4th time Pavlovic does a super pass and he wastes it

>>149205906
Sure, when only the Euro teams and maybe a few of the South American teams are left it'll get "good"
Still proves the point Fifa has failed to convince otherwise

>>149205953
I mean this is what an average bundesliga game looks like

>>149205952
It’s grown on me throughout the game.

>>149205972
and that's a good thing

>>149205928
well obviously lol. hard to post a girl that doesn’t mog her

boca bros I dont feel so good

Stay close to him sheriff, you never know.

>>149205182
2-1 vs Benfica
1-1 vs Bayern
0-1 vs Auckland
Still out kek

THEY HELD BAYERN SCORELESS FOR ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTE PERIOD AUCKLAND WINS AGAIN

>>149205922
those are fake blondes

>>149205988
Augsburg City

>>149205389
Alajuelense would unironically done a better job than this shit team lol, fuck fifa for sucking Club America's dick

>>149206011
>the north scandi-lite germans? the east slav-lite germans?? those are fake blondes
>the south quasi-med germans? yeah those are REAL blondes
who are you trying to fool

>>149205946
batyyman

>>149205972
style tho inni

>>149205996
go out on the lash and you'll find a plenty aha

>we get ads during games now
OHHHHH VEY VAN WE SEEEEEEEEEEE

ACKland

>>149205898
Not really, you don't want to go to Altstetten after dark else there's nothing to worry. Pickpocketing happens but it's also near zero as Gypsies avoid us since they get bullied hard by police.
If you need weed or some other drugs don't buy it on the street from niggers, almost all clubs have a house dealer that is more or less tolerated and sells you clean stuff.
Don't board a train/bus/tram without a valid ticket you might get away with it but if they catch you it's a 100 CHF fine.
Else don't dwell around in the cities, Switzerland lives from nature and it's rural areas.

lady's holding a beer with her teeth to take a pic of gnabry, kek

MUSIALA

SEVENNNNNNNNNNNN

grim

>>149206000
we're gonna get brutally fucked
Niggelme's fault btw

f3c91d

Ack-land City

Please, a benulty for kiwi farmers

Why are germans like this?

fug

anyone watching socceraid then

>>149206084
>>149206083
Brazil bros....

>All Blacks
>Mostly white
>Lagos
>Brown not Nigerian
New Zealand is weird

>>149206025
i'm talking about the ones in the image

You think they gonna let Auckland score once now just for the meme?

>>149204853 (OP)
Gianni Infantino has blood on his hands

>>149206084
no fun allowed

THEY ALMOST HAD A SHOT ON GOAL

>>149206000
It's sad because a good Boca, which is basically any up until like 2020 would have a decent shot depending in which one it is
They've been cooking this tournament for years, and it only happened now

ALMOST

>>149206041
Our last two NT games had something similar to that for the first time ever. It's so fucking over.

yoo....

>>149206041
Holy shit, imagine if we get AI videos like those chilean Star Wars ads where they make the characters do the ad... Now do it with players and shit would be so cash...

7-0

>>149206083
Boludo filha da puta

>>149206083
>>149206084
Kek

Germans are so cruel

Acukland bros

>>149206083
>>149206084

>>149206090
No real difference in standard to this

>>149206098
Lmao, do you remember 7-1? They were actually pissed they conceded that one

Guys i don't think auckland can recover from this

I wish I was white

>>149206041
Everything about this charade is just so absurd, it's kind of funny. At least we're getting closer to the complete annihilation of professional semen slurping as we know it

>>149204853 (OP)
7 - 0

Lorenzo lagos is Colombian you know?

>>149206098
Nope, Neuer literally got upset over Oscar's goal in 2014

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149206083
>>149206084

NO ERA

ERA

>>149206047
Kek thanks swiss bro I appreciate can’t wait to see the country in a few weeks

>>149206159
>>149206159
>>149206159

>>149206150
You need to tell me your providers contact info lad. I need a backup.

>Zoomer hair
>Screws up
Yoo

Eiggt

>>149206151
¿Qué hace un colombiano en la quinta porra? No le dio para ir a Australia o qué?

>conceding a penalty at 7-0
How mad will Kane be that he isn't on the pitch

>blatant dive
>on a 0-7 match
>still give them a penalty
The ref has money on this.

Kanebros...our pen...

>>149206083
>>149206084
>flashbacks

Benulty... lmao

ABSOLUTE KIWI DEATH

>>149204853 (OP)
Ref should've literally not given that as Mercy, this is just a holocaust at this point

>Penalty for Bayern
Bayern SS

get up lad

>>149206083
>>149206084
Holy fuck kek

>>149206147
> u wish granted
>u woke up white in Ukraine
>You're getting bombarded by rockets and drones every day

THE NUMBERS
WHAT DO THEY MEAN??

LGTSS

>ACKland shitty

How has this shitshow got through 2 threads?

>>149206192
We're the Jews of the new world

this is wrong
fuck bayern and fuck germs
this is why soccer will never be popular here

Another german massacre

Bayern's kit is hideous

>>149206232
>slavs
>white

>>149206203
The refs are literal noobs

>A PENALTY?
>AGAINST FARMERS??
>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME DAMNIT

lmao, all the bayern fucks can't handle 78F(26c) with 75 humidity

Who thought this new format was a good idea?

How would Wellington and Auckland FC compete? My brother says these teams are 3. Bundesliga tier and Oceania Football Confederation just a Manipulationswerkzeug to neutralize Western Progressive Anti Capitalistic Votes.rpvmp

any game that goes above a 5 goal difference should be ended on the last goal

>>149206083
>>149206084

>>149206294
Infantino

>>149206249
You VILL watch the cwc and you VILL love it.

>>149206192
>Dsports commentator just said he's a halftime Barber
It tracks

>>149206264
>fuck germs
you were created by germs you disgusting kniggerjew

>>149206232
We're niggers Ukrobro

>>149206239
congrats you just doxxed yourself

g-guys????

Now imagine Bayern having to play Auckland City 18 more times, that's Bundesliga

>>149206314
don't care, beating up on amateurs is wrong and you know it

Recycle this: >>149204856

>>149206294
idk but I hope they adjust it for the next one, an OFC team qualifying directly is retarded.

>>149206320
stop seing things...

>>149206342
fuck this i'm moving to f1

>>149206331
>The Assasins of Auckland

>>149206224
They can't. Goals are a tiebreaker so every team needs to get as many goals as possible against the shitter teams. With the amount of prize money on the line, Infantino will get RAPED on live TV if the refs fuck up.

>>149206320
You can't say the Germans lacked concentration
pic related it's Auckland City's team pic

We know your pain, kiwibros. At least your players are not professional.

>Shot on target
Auckland won today. This is like a Holocaust survival story

GET IIIIINN

>>149206438
ours also weren't

>that kdb level pass out of nowwhere
Kiwis got some moves

>>149206331
Fun league

>>149206457
Imagine the collective meltdown if they were to actually outplay Boca

Auckland City Team Professions:

Adam Mitchell (Defender) – Real Estate Agent
Conor Tracey (Goalkeeper) – Storeman
Mario Ilich (Midfielder) – Coca-Cola Sales Representative
Christian Gray (Defender) – Teacher in Training; works at two Auckland schools
Nikko Boxall (Defender) – Broker at an insurance company
Paris Domfeh (Midfielder) – University student
Myer Bevan (Forward) – Studies physical education and personal training
Gerard Garriga (Midfielder) – Coach at a football academy
Angus Kilkolly (Forward) – Operator at a tool company
Dylan Manickum (Midfielder) – Assistant site engineer
Ryan De Vries (Forward) – Car polisher
Regont Murati (Full-back) – Product Owner at Kotahi Logistics
Jordan Vale (Full-back) – Primary school teacher
Jeremy Foo (Midfielder) – Science student
Jerson Lagos (Forward) – Studying to become a barber
Sebastián Ciganda (Goalkeeper) – Pool cleaner
Dylan Connolly (Full-back) – Physiotherapist
Matt Ellis (Midfielder) – Sales assistant in food business
Adam Bell (Fullback) – Retail salesperson and student
Tong Zhou (Midfielder) – Community programme leader and educator at King's College
Alfie Rogers (Fullback) – Sales representative at Coca-Cola
Natha Garrow (Goalkeeper) – Full-time student
Michael De Heijer (Defender) – Team leader at LifeChanger Foundation
David Yoo (Midfielder) – Community football coach
Ryan Ellis (Forward) – College student and youth coach
Haris Zeb (Forward) – Community football coach
Areya Prasad (Goalkeeper) – Student at St. Peter’s College
Jackson Manuel (Midfielder) – Community football coach

They should start playing funny sounds whenever Auckland fucks up.

>8-0
Hmm, time to change that infamous gif guys

>>149206315
Dude no offense to slavbros but growing up any kid in school with names ending in vic or whatever were always drooling retard wiggers. My point is they really don't make it easy on themselves with their shit culture.

>>149206571
Sovl

>>149206571
I feel sorry for all those coaches they will lose all respect with their students

>>149206640
Never

>9-0...bayern must have set a cwc record that won't be broken for another 20 or 30 years
Is the commentator right on this one bros? Or will we see worse results in the coming 30 days

10-0 or Auckand wins

10 10 10 10 10

>>149206571
And all these professionals saleries combined don't amount to the cheapest bayern player
Makes you think

Based Bayern
Total exposure for clown tournaments

umm

Just woke up, did they concede less than 15?

>>149207075
10-0 (HT 6-0)

>>149207181
Just reading posts, did Harry Kane get subbed with no goals? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149205153
I was right.

>>149207478
How many Reals did you win

>>149205184
would every single one and make my own rugby team called anon fc

>>149209034
>fc
the brainrot is real