Thread 149206159

on ITV1 in the UK
kickoff in 1 bong

>>149206159 (OP)
any filthy slags involved?

Squads for this shitshow.

Rivaldo is also playing.

>>149206260
England starting line-up.

>>149206260
thought diary of a ceo got cancelled for workplace bullying or some bollocks

Who are the teams?I would like to see the lineups, although admittedly, I might also mean this as "literally who" are these teams? Especially if there are zoomer YouTubers and TikTok stars playing.

>>149206285
will liam payne be making an appearance?

>>149206231
i believe i read that diamond from gladiators is doing it

>>149206341
decent is she wearing a spandex kit?

they used to get better celebrities
and better ex-pros like zidane and that

>>149206285
I've seen Jagielka and Angry Ginge play together a few weeks ago

>>149206302
rotw xi

I am only watching for one reason

Why is half the world 11 team English?

Proper weird atmosphere this init. Just feels proper tense for some reason. Is it just me?

>>149206285
kek bella ramsay is playing

>>149206542
>>149206567
Fuck me this can't be real

>>149206567
>that ramsey - rooney potato head front line
just whip in some crosses and they're bound to connect well with them

>>149206285
World XI starting line-up

>>149206567
This seems to be mostly footballers with only a handful of celebrities. It could be a good match.

>>149206567
Several people I don't know on there

>>149206159 (OP)
Based CM Phil on left

>>149206159 (OP)
Wayne Rooney watched too many Hidamari Sketch episodes

So Alex and Leah definitely fucked right?

Currently programmes for broadcasting live football on ITV, Channel 4 and Channel 5

why would i ever watch this knowing there will be highlights uploaded to youtube in 3 hours

>AIDS
Is this a rewind of The Last of Us Season 2?

>>149206812
still tony

What's the bets lads? Fancy a low scoring first half then overs in second half

evening lads how we doing?
its difficult without regular football i know, but it'll be back soon. summer almost here too. stay strong x

>>149207725
Evening lad, bout to pass out from heat stroke

>>149206260
Bella Ramsey??????

>>149207786
She’ll be marking Rivaldo

>>149207402
mental stuff

>>149206341
Diamond :)

>>149206341
>>149208202

>>149207518
why watch anything ever?

>>149207992
Sunday is made for sports. Was more so back in the day but still.

Alex Scott in a soccer aid branded dress

>>149208388
"nuffink matters more than charity doesn't it"

Need Diamond to mark me on corners

>>149208424
Still can't believe she eats pussy exclusively

>>149206159 (OP)
wayne rooney is 34

>>149208452
Need her to sit on my face, if you know what I mean

Need to see vidic bodying ramsey

>Diamond
Something for the Dads there

>>149206159 (OP)
is this that thing where the hall of fame level professional women's players are worse at football than middle-aged celebrity chefs?

>>149207348
Wouldn't surprise me if women's football is just one big orgy

>>149206260
> Bear Grylls

Lmao
Bro got exposed worldwide but England?

RPPMEY

ENGLAND

ENGLAND

are bella looking good on the left wing so far

Call Rooney back up Tuchel.

ROOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>stamina : 1
>finishing : 99

Rooney is 39 and still has better goal scoring ability than England current team.

>>149208590
>>149208622
Hasn't lost a step

Bellew feigning injury already

Would love to two foot that one direction don’t and break his legs

Diamond looks like a rugby league player (female).

>>149208672
i'd keep reminding him of liam payne to get in his head
>watch out louis, i'm gonna bring the liam-sorry i mean pain"

>>149208688
need her to scissor tackle my bollocks

sub him in, coach

>>149208702
Why don’t you make a run into the box like Liam

>no Robbie Keane
RIGGED

Bellew tearing his ACL for a charity match. Commitment.

What a touch by Rooney, shame he can't run lmao.

>>149208751
cor you looked like messi on that run louis, where was he from again? argentina wasn't it? you ever been?

Link?

>>149208688
>>149208713
Lads keep it respectful

>mixed gender squads

Games gone

>>149208815
https://daddylive.dad/stream/stream-350.php

>>149208784
Same as Harry Kane then

>>149206159 (OP)
>The Oasis pointTM

>>149208831
I was being respectful, Diamond's in great shape.

>>149208861
It's been like this for four years lad.

>>149208831
>160kg
that's more double the weight of me

Pissi and Poonaldo would never do anything for charity

poor touch from bella, they need to sharpen that up

>>149208866
Thanks m8

>>149206260
any disabled players this year?

>>149208861
Just like Inazuma Eleven....

Belle Ramsey is shit

Why can't the actual game be end to end like soccer aid

>>149208732
too soon

>>149208902
>>149208951
Haven't even seen her yet.

>>149208921
Chris McCausland going in net second half

>>149208951
Professionalism killed the game la.

>>149208971
it's THEM

>>149208861
they should have a separate womens game which no-one would watch

>>149208921
Bella Ramsey has downs

Wilshere playing with more intent and desire than any England player in the seniors. Lmao.

>>149208942
Positionally all over the place. Are they a winger who’s sitting too deep? A wing back who’s too far forward? Nonsensical.

>missed the first half because I had to walk my GF's dog
She just got back from a girl's trip to Jamaica and her whole body is sore from all the hiking they did. She can't walk for a while.

>>149209001
>it's THEM
I always think of the demon Legion when they come out with that shit

>>149208971
near side with the pony tail

Honestly, could bump into John O’Shea, Rooney, Carrick in a pub and you would never no they was 0.00001 elite footballers. As a 32 year old this is terrifying

Thank goodness it's not raining.

GO GO GO
OLE OLE OLE

> Guys who were professional athletes are gassed out after running 5 minutes at 45

Jesus christ is getting old really this horrible

>>149209060
Subtle enough to catch a few out

>>149209091
It happens to the best of us.

CAN ON BELLA SCORE SAM FACKIN GALS

>>149209151
Think its more the drinking and whoring which wears them out

what the fuck is with joe hart's hairline lmao

Joe Hart just back from a trip to Turkey then.

Imagine slide tackling Rivaldo.

WHAT A TACKLE BY ANGRY GINGE. Also why isn't Beardmeatsfood allowed in? Guy actually used to be a footballer and is fit too. Has a lot of subs on YT and he wants to do it.

Seeing vidic up against Ramsey is a lot of fun

>>149209170
I’m gonna be a dad

Grennan’s got some money on himself being sent off.

damn that almost rivaldo

ANGE GINGE WITH THE GOAL LINE CLEARANCE.

>>149209273
he's trying to get her angry so she clatters him and lands her arse on his face

SOVL

>>149209248
I watched the series and honestly found that quite a funny line. It made me chuckle, don’t see the problem

Watching the darts, are they calling her they on commentary? Very glad Dadberg isn't watching this

bella off
holy fuck she's ugly

>>149209243
>Also why isn't Beardmeatsfood allowed in?
the media establishment picks the people they're bringing into the fold and if they don't pick someone they're never getting in
can only assume their criteria is noncing or lack of soul/willingness to spout propaganda
it's the reason why 90% of these talentless hacks are famous in this country - because they're being forced by the club

>Diamond for Adam
What a fucking downgrade

John O'Shea looks like Imhotep from the Mummy

Surprised Wilshere's knees have lasted this long.

you'll never see Kier play a 10 min to save his life

>i should just clarify the women following louis tomlinson are NOT t-girls, i made a mistake
kek

Oh ffs lmao

Steven Bartlett wafting his testicles forced Vicky McClure to move.

>>149209358
She's an angel.

>>149208921
Alex Brooker

england got 2 number 10s, ref's lost the plot

Denise Lewis doesn't age.

>>149209653
Only good performance I've seen of hers was as a smackhead.

>>149209694
Replaced by a black woman. Many such cases.

>>149209738
she was overacting in that as well
did help that they made her look all dirty though as it contoured her face a bit

That YouTuber match seems more entertaining then this

>>149209448
Genuine lol there

>>149209738
Never let /tv/ forget Bella was their darling when she debuted as Lyanna Mormont.

remember when soccer aid used to have mike myers and woody harrelson and will ferrell and people like that and now it's chunks and his mates playing with a few england players

>>149209869
never forget robbie williams' mate jonathan wilkes who was in it every fucking year

>>149209869
the world's gone to shit

>>149209797
Yeah, but overacting works when you're playing a druggie. They're all dramatic bastards

Genuinely can't stand Maisie Adam

>>149209906
I remember one year Harvey from So Solid Crew and Peter Reid trying to kill each other.

>>149209337
it's just a worse version of the actual line, which is dina saying "dont worry, it's not yours" and was only included because bella calls herself "they"

Haven't been watching: why are England in the 2002 World Cup kit?

He did it again lol

>>149210002
Why not.

rooney looks genuinely over the age of 60

tyson fury has just said shit :/

>>149209869
multiple reasons

it's a non-world cup/euros year, celebs and youtubers now collaborate in everything (like that 5-a-side thing Sky are pushing on their youtube channel).

every week there's something resembling a Soccer Aid match

I'm amazed how good Rivaldo still is at 53

Denise Lewis is 13 years older than Rooney

>>149209060
read that as had to wank my GF's dog

>>149209448
He looks like if you merged Peter Kay and Paddy McGuinness into one person.

>>149210053
He was clearly trying so hard not to swear but he just couldn’t help himself.

Nice finish.

Trezeguet was always a Del Piero babby.

She was offside.

is Alex Scott flat-chested or is that the result of the leather?

>Poland, in a charity video
We already send them millions a year from all their plumbers sending money home.

They’re not just disabled, they’re refugees too. Let them in.

>there are millions of white disabled children refugees
>england has somehow managed to take in 35 millions somalis and pakistanis instead
mental

>>149210407
Except in the Euro 2000 final when he dabbed on Italy

>>149210230
black really doesn't crack, she's looked the exact same since like 2008

>>149209869
Aye changed days. Remember one year there’s was Maradona, Zidane and Cannavaro

In the old Japanese Arcade Game (That was briefly in the UK) where you collected footballer cards and put them on the pitch card reader and they appeared on screen and had professional commentators read out their names and stuff also allowed you to use Japanese only cards and had the English commentators on them. The best card in the game was Top Scorer Trezeguet (P). With (P) meaning it was a prototype test card that got released into the public. This was the non-prototype card but it looked the same but went for thousands of pounds because if you had it you'd basically win every tournament possible (best result I got was 4th, sadly, because they changed the rules on the day).

>>149211162
The love of a good white man does to you.

>>149211187
There was a ps1 game where one of the handful of lines Trevor Brooking recorded was shouting 'Trezeguet'. I had no idea it was a player just thought it wasn't an exclamation like goalazo. So I used to run around the playground screaming it every time I punted the ball

>>149208388
It's basically a 2006 Arsenal shirt themed dress (she used to play for Arsenal women).

>>149211447
Lmao. This is in my head https://youtu.be/2DxA1bQtSoo?t=102 to this day.

>>149211580
Corr

>>149210414
Flat everywhere unfortunately

>>149211447
I loved WCCF. I had a full Legends and All Time Legends AC Milan team. All bought from Japan and imported. It wasn't very good despite having ATLE Weah up front (97/100 stats) and a defence of Maldini, Baresi, Costacurta and Ayala, with LE Lehman (not very good but it was the only LE GK they had) and LE Desailly in DM. LW was Leonardo. RW was Boban. CAM was Ziege. Strikers were Weah and Kluivert (I also had Papin as a sub). I kept hoping to get a EMVP Shevchenko

>>149211789
By best team was Juventus we LE Henry at LW, Villa and Ravenelli up front and Nedved on RW. I needed to get the better Nedved and Zidane to complete the team, really. Had Deschamps in DM. I forget my defence.

Missed the last half hour or so, anything happen?

when is this back on? is the match over?

>>149211921
Viali even, since he got a rare 'gold link' with Ravenelli. Zidane sadly cost £100+.

>>149211580
thumbnail looks like the bad guy's portrait in ghostbusters 2

>>149211946
No, charity nonsense still. Probably 15 mins more.

>>149211967
2nd half to go lad.

Why are we raising money for Gaza? He's just going to drink it all away again

>>149211586
I had the original version on pc, was great for aesthetics with Barry Davies commentating. I remember it had Zambia on randomly.

This guy looks so fucking weird you can't have him doing this. He can only be a baddie.

>>149211967
I think half-time always takes hours. This is probably when they make the most money, so they have musical interludes and all sorts.

>>149206567
>rivaldo
lamo how much did they pay this blood sucking vampire

get the gaza bombed

>>149212089
New livers aren't cheap.

>>149212162
Do you mean Daniel Mays? The first thing I saw him in was some obscure sitcom on Channel 4 (Plus One, also starring Duncan from Blue) where he played a lovable loser, so I've never been able to accept him in every single other acting role he's ever had where he's some Cockney roadman geezer criminal. He's like Robert Webb to me and he keeps playing Jason Statham roles.

>>149212320
He's in line of duty isn't he? Think that's where I know him from

>>149212089
heh

its a very serious situation the idf are running out of aid to shoot up

Why does dermot always look like he needs a wee?

>>149212467
Maybe BAE Systems could donate to Gaza. That would make things more interesting at the very least.

Teves with his bulldog like approach

>paddy mcguinness in goal
Oh no.

>>149211447
my favourite line from one of those old footie games was a really posh fella going "THAT HAD MORE BEND THAN AN INNER TUBE!"

>>149212691
Those are the rules, you gotta put celeb goalkeepers in goal in 2nd half.

What a double save.

that's a red, disgusting display

kek, should have been a red but still.

>yellow
Grim.

>lennon was once one of the fastest players in the PL
>can't even be arsed to run for that

Grealish should be playing this

State of that pass by Defoe.

>>149206285
is that Ian Watkins?

>wilshere is still on the pitch
Some kind of miracle.

>>149212904
>Implying he'd be getting any game time

Defoe with the goal!

Who's the blonde tart?

>>149213131
dunno but she's SHITE

>>149207348
I always like to look at the backgrounds of these pics and often they are pretty ordinary, which gives me home that one day I will have a decent home just like the stars of women's soccer I look up to, and to stop being homeless

It's so fucking bad how England's celeb GKs are. They're going to get back into this.

>robbie keane comes on
>goal
it's just what he does

Tevez with his bulldog like approach….

Tevez taking a chunk out of this England team

>>149213215
Hope

>>149213229
It's over.

Why doesn't Paddy fucking dive with his hands? I don't understand this.

Sam 'Sexo' Quek

>>149213267
it might hurt to hit the ground

And that's me quitting, I wish England would actually fucking try and get a GK who uses his hands.
>oh it's just a bit fo fun la
Fuck off.

lovely goal

Bradley smiling down on Jermain.

We are so back.

Call the Ginge up, Thomas.

Kin hell Paddy

They forgot to tell Carlos this is all a bit of fun.

Tevez running riot.

>>149206656
TOLD YOU

Alright don't invite Tevez again

>>149213709
Will they sub him off if he scores too many times?

England vs. Carlos Tevez.

>jog lightly in a straight line
>change angle by 4 degrees
>end up in a 1v1
kek

>>149206159 (OP)
Does anyone know why tavez looks fitter now than we he was playing?

why's tobi playing rest of the world? are black britishers not actually proud to be british and instead identify with their ethnicity?

Unlucky Jack.

>>149213840
Can't get actual celebrities anymore. Plastic paddies end up on world xi as well

>>149213840
UNICEF ruthlessly enforces the one drop rule.

>I know you’re playing with it right now
Yeah, while thinking about your ex wife, mate.

saw a chance to smash into a bird and sent it lol

BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO BIG POO

>>149214061
Many such cases (probably).

Fat fucking goal hanger

For fuck sake Paddy, use your fucking hands.

The state of Paddy McGuinness. Go back to Ireland m8.

>>149214143
God forbid a man has a hobby.

England's brave 'Paddy Mcguinness'

Questions have to be asked about this ref. Two clear reds for the World XI and she’s bottled both.

>Angry Ginge is player of the match
Carlos Tevez might literally murder him in pure rage.

TUCHEL OUT

Better team won desu

cant stop laughing at that 5th goal

My man of the match award rankings
1. Diamond
2. Kyle
3. Quek

Paddy needs to be hung from a lamppost

>>149214411
Nice.

>Pronouncing World XI as "World Ex Eye"
Is this the sort of role model young people have these days?

>>149214595
it's been done that way since the 90s mate

>>149214716
Has anyone checked on Paddy McGuinness's wife?

Pathetic. Why won't England actually try? Why won't they get a celeb GK that is actually good? Also why did Tevez take this shit so fucking seriously? Fucking grimola.

>>149215146
It cannot be overstated just how much Tevez despises the English. He’s been dreaming about this for days.

I fucking LOVE Tevez.

>Soccer
>England
huh?

>>149215438
why did he choose to live here for like 8 years then

>>149210053
>And another thing, you are getting it...

>>149215036
Only an autism doctor.