Thread 149206729

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DUN DUN DUN

what are the implications of verstappen now being in the same conversation as hunt, senna, schumacher in the now

Charles Leclerc

last thread was shit, don't do that again

SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED
(DUN DUN DUN)

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late DUN DUN DUN

Alo podium today, digits confirm

>>149206749
im gay

The good race ended already ( le mans ), now for the boring one

Digits and nothing happens

DUN DUN DUN

Ferrari 1-2

who are we thinking today?
verstappen?

Quick, post your Race Predictions!

max race ban inc after he takes out rus and lando

>>149206952
:]

post the Ukrainian whore

>>149206988
Are you the poster that fucked the chicken before putting it in the oven or was that someone else. Either way, I hope AMX wins and that you don't die.

post it

>>149207012
flag checks out

>>149207007
close enough

3.30am race? Yeah, I'll still get up. I wanna see some carnage

yuki is a shitty driver

>>149207024
no rizz KWAB moment in the first lap

DUN DUN DUN (120 seconds ago)
I HATE DIGITAL TIRES (40 seconds ago)

DUN DUN DUN

>>149207024
SAUCE

>>149207032
I don't fuck I make love

>>149207024
Max actually murders someone, highly based

>>149206749
nah, I have a daughter

that driver intro thingy. the drivers were all ordered by team but they separated TSU and VER lmao

>>149207024
cars will go vroom

>>149207029
zelensky

Digits and mass-casualty event in t1/t2

it would be pretty fucking funny if russell binned his on his own, only because max taunted him

What did they do to you in Enstone, Gasly?

QUICK PREDIT THE FIRST DNF TODAY

>>149207024
Max killing Jorge turn 1

räikkös gimi

>>149207054
That's beautiful.

>>149207024
HAAS Points

You can not just post half-naked women and think you have somehow participated in the discussion

digits and wilhems meme podium

>>149207079
Gimi Pantsunelli

>>149207079
ocon

Dubs and Russel bins it in the first round

hulkenchads, today we score points

>>149207079
Piastri

edd

>>149207056
got any feet pics ? :)

>>149207059
TSU is listed where red bull finished in WCC
amx is last because he won WDC

>>149207079
max kills russell in lap 1 then gets kicked out of the next race

>Summer Solstice less than a week away
>the days will then begin to get shorter again

Seasonal Depression bros, not like this!

OK, your thread timing was fine

CAM ON AMX
CAM ON NANDO

>>149207091
I prefer jerking off to fully clothed women.
leaves more space for my imagination

>>149207091
I've never been on topic in my life

gay trophy

yeah that's a nice piece of silverware

what race is this

is bossberg commentating tonight?

>>149207024
8 dnfs

Manifesting AMX win

>>149207079
ROLL 4 STROLL!!!! Fucking corkie looking mong.

Digits confirm gp

Fuck this semen slurping board.

Nothing will happen between Max and Russell. Max will still get a penalty but it will be unrelated.

gimi

>>149207108
oh ok

>>149207103
actually possible because the longrun pace is really good
just hope he doesn't have another one of his shitty starts that are hit or miss

digits and norris dies on lap 1

>>149207110
>sunrise 4:43am
Nah, summer can fuck off

>>149207133
o fug

how many seconds of benulties will amx get?

tsu will stun everyone

>>149207110
>Nürburgring 24h on summer solstice
i'm good

>CGI tyres
>Even a CGI track now

Fucking state of it

i got $50 on lance stroll crashing

>>149207126
nouveau français

>made in canada
>ashkenazi jew with an adopted russian surname
uh huh

i hate tyre faggotry so much bros

Amx is going to ram into NARB

Annnnnnndddddd..... Max is B&d

What is he thinking rn?

Real intro featuring todays le man hero
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750010398059193.webm

>>149207167
with his crash?

>>149207053
Altunadiva

>>149207167
PUFFY

just smoked a fat spliff in preparation for amxwins lol and total poonoda death

amx

>Tsunoda

When will the meme end?

Going to be posting some new Anri Okita webms during the 2nd safety car period (laps 30-35)

george max turn 1 crash
it is inevitable

>>149207182
Killing a nigger and a nonce, (or both).

god i hope NARB flubs the launch and immediately loses at least 2 places

Weeeee vrooms

>>149207176
tyre management and fuel management is the gayest shit ever sometimes
TIRE MANAGEMENT IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BUILD TIRES

>>149207182
Bongland delenda est

>>149207149
we lose positions then gain more positions
such is the life of nico

>No one has written a script for today's race
What a strangely specific thing to say

>>149206159
>>149206159

>lec on hards
mamma mia

>>149207153
rolling for ps3 death instead

>>149207182
must kill jorge

amx is racing mclaren, not princess jorj

Can Ferrari win twice in a day?

LETS GO MAX

KILL THAT FUCKING BRIT

>hard Charles
I see

I WILL NOT WATCH F1 THE MOVIE
>I WILL NOT WATCH F1 THE MOVIE
I WILL NOT WATCH F1 THE MOVIE
>I WILL NOT WATCH F1 THE MOVIE
I WILL NOT WATCH F1 THE MOVIE
>I WILL NOT WATCH F1 THE MOVIE

got me dinner in time lads

aston jumpscare

>>149207219
here's your (you) now fuck off

>>149207219
There's a black guy on the poster, WHY WHY WHY don't they listen! They clearly say KICK IT OUT!

Only real boys should be allowed to compete in F1.

>>149207182
we gaaaaaaan

>no script
DO NOT BELIEVE CROFTIES LIES

They paid checo to not drive for this btw

>>149207235
no one will

>f1: the movie
Terrible name for a movie

>>149207203
excellent work nigel

>>149207229
compensates his flaccid penis

>>149207240
solid

HEATENINGS

>>149207235
same

ps3 will NEVER win a WDC

>>149207240
>guinness NA
erm... BASED

You DID go to mass today.
Right anon?

>>149207219
soccer is aids

Cheeky Aston Martin engineer

>>149207240
>0,0%
lol, lmao even

>>149207240
The 80's called, they want their glasses back

>>149207240
4 eyed loser

The schnozz on that redhead in the AM garage

>>149207240
Looks good bro!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149207218
Everyone knows the FIA writes a script that the teams have to follow for every race. Every race is rigged beyond belief

TARGET LOCKED

Lance Stroll's sister has the face of a flower

>>149207267
based heatenings poster

>>149206992
luv soph
simple as

Please refrain from posting woman tummies. It gives me boners. Thank you.

>>149207252
Based and mass casualties pilled

>>149207235
i will pirate it

>>149207240
>0.0
you need to go back to pakistan

>>149207274
My church held a free breakfast down at the local park. I didn't go because I was watching lemons

AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX

>shitkwabben
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS3 KWAB

>no crash
i want refund

KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI

pastry lol

nothing ever happens

Mini gimi!!!!

NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB NARB
NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG

>nothing happened
well....

ALBON SON OF A BITCH

I sleep

>>149207187
Thanks!

>>149207203
shut the fuck up
I am already sore from coming over 5 times after not being able to sleep properly and waking up at 5 am because my gf is some kind of evil harlot I'm tired of having to be dragged back into this and not be able to abstain more than 3 days
I NEED TO FUCKING DRIVE AT PEAK PERFORMANCE THIS IS NOT HELPING ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM VROOMING IN F1 CARS ON THE SIM

ALBOFF

HULK HULK HULK HULK

well it's over

HULK SURGE

KINOOOOOO

go GIMI

>>149207319
narg, also
>rooting for mercedes
couldn't be me

THAILADY GOES RALLY

got ourselves a race boys

NARB NARD NARG DOMINATION

cola is back

give link

HULKODIUM WHEN

ALBOFFROAD

cute

its over. goodnight,

>f1 movie trailer during lap 1
wow. just wow

>>149207349
where?

>>149207298
hnnnnngh

>ps3
>norizz

>showing F1 movie ads on screens at the circuit
game is gone

HULK in P9

hulk my goat, let's go!

>movie trailer while the race is live
i hate liberty media so much

CAM ON MAX

AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX

death to m*rcedes as always
death to "british" (indian) tranny jannies

>>149207270
>The girl who cried wolf
Why are women like this?

JUST 5 LAPS TILL
>CHARLES IS FASTER THAN YOU

>F1 movie ads
Fucks sake

>>149207228
If she doesn't have any milking her whole shtick is meaningless.

HULK HULK HULK

i sleep

Max using his brain today

>>149207376
HULK

>>149207362
>>149206992

>>149207379
it's not a real screen you dimwit

>>149207362
https://www.formula1.com/en/timing/f1-live-lite
Hope this helps! ;)

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP* * SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

>>149207383
This might be the slop line for me

>>149207383
lmao

AMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMX
FUCK RUSSELL

ain't no way the williams of sainz doesn't have floor or suspension damage of some kind from ramping off the grass like that

>>149207395
Explain.

strollbros.....

>>149207375
complete commercialization of F1? well i never. entirely unheard of

why is TSU in 17th, what a little cunt

>slurp can beggin
Anyone has a jig ready?

Did antonelli have his drs open there?

THE LEAVES OFF THE TRESS

>>149207414
>sainz

AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX

McLaren sissies, what went wrong?

DU DU DU

Race over.
See you next week

The long slurp begins

>>149207421
benulties

>>149207368
>Peepee hard

Fraudcrappen is so slow

>>149207425
Yes

>>149207383
It is overlaid on the broadcast, not actually what'>>149207383
s on the screen

this will be a slurper, right?

McLaren is dead

sluuuuurp

>>149207414
no it was the other brown manlet

>>149207395
For now
If someone pisses him off like Russell did he will have an amygdala hijack and become a heat-seeking missile to annihilate mongols

>>149207388
she was raped tho

why do they put out signals on the straight as if it was the 80s still? Between radios and the steering wheel dash they know everything they need to know.

>>149207421
How do we solve the 2nd seat problem

>>149207447
they've been shit all weekend, not a good track for them

>>149207445
how does that change what i said?

>>149207440
>sets fastest lap

>>149207447
We can only hope and pray.

>>149207446
nah, jorj is a mental midget and will get kwabbed

>>149207415
doesn't aggressively try to overtake because he's 1 penalty point away from a race DQ

rolling for total bong death

GO AMX GO

>>149207368
who is that Merc semen demon, Totos daughter ???

>>149207446
yea if youre a faggot

dont ever try that again you chink fuck

J O R G
O
R
G

>>149207441
Did he get within a second then drop back massively? Or was the greatsatan being cheeky

MICHAEL MASI WATCH OUT FOR THAT DEBRIS RED FLAG IT NOW

why is formula 1 like this
i'm falling asleep already

max killing his tyres

AMD AMX

>>149207463
I love trad wifes brehs

>>149207461
Gives the dei hires something to do

>>149207447
For now

>>149207463
This new AI is crazy

MAX WILL PASS

>>149207461
Psyop to make other drivers lose hope

>>149207473
CHECK EM

he's finally got the hang of his alpeen
fangio is back

clean air is king
RUSSELL wins
but also
>mclel
KEK

>Father's Day
>Realize that I'm 33 with no GF and will never experience this :(

>>149207463
Tetas!!!

>>149207463
one is cognizant

AMX

Bearbros... The frogman fears us

digits and a groundhog commits suicide on screen

cam on amx

The cardboard box of Norris. Can't even get DRS on Alonso's shitbox.

post your face when you realized it was always a jorj vs AMX title fight

>>149207491
>f1 drivers can't drive full pace anymore because the tires are made to fall apart if you do it
what a faggot-ass sport

>>149207463
you just know

digits and Maxwinslol

this one will be a megaslurper huh

>>149207480
he and susie had a son, but as you can see it (successfully) transitioned

>several drivers out of position
>still no overtakes out of lap 1

>>149207461
the electronics shit out constantly

Well it was a great race Anons see you next race

holy shit mclaren getting shat on

>>149207362

>>149206992

>>149207508
Based Bloatmaxxer dad

>>149207508
>This much fat
Sure, have a child that will lose their father before they start middle school, its gonna be fine

digits and FUCKING NARB IN A WALL

>track temp 50c
THE SUN IS TOO BRIGHT AND THE CLIMATE IS TOO GREENHOUSY

>>149207542
trust the plan
they will finish 1st and 2nd

can we go back to le mans?

:(

>>149207542
perez and bottas are better drivers than either mclel shitter

>Norris can't overtake a 55-year old fraud in a John Deere
>Piastri already switching to plan B 5 laps in

The Bangladeshi slum of McLaren

MAX MAX MAX

kind of a slurper idk

digits and arb victory

SLOWSTAPPEN
DEAD BULL

>lec has to lift and coast
>lap 6

Massive slurper

it's over verstappen cooked his tires

digits and literally anything happens at some point during this race

>>149207481
thank you for the expert advice on faggotry homo anon (but no thanks, my seed is only there for Sophia)

I want AMX to take russells seat at merc so bad its unreal

Be honest, would you?

>tireslurping begins
le sigh

Max out of drs range mega slurper

>jorj breaks drs
slurper confirmed

Its over

slurper incoming

>>149207598
imagine the handjobs

>>149207598
absolutely

crash musthappen too slow to get banned

Father time has caught my man

I'm going back to bed

how can anybody endure this slop after le mans kino?

>>149207580
Girl on the right looks like my Leclerc-obsessed coworker

I had to throw away the chicken. A huge disappointment

>>149207597
Business idea: Max takes Lewis' seat

How will Shartonelli fuck up today?

>>149207580
Brazilian tiktok >>>

>>149207598
yeah

>>149207423
Jukebox enabled
https://jiggie.fun/PqO9VR

>>149207598
yes (would come in about tree fiddy)

SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>149207566
You had 24 hours greedy slut

>F1
Tire Management
>FE
Energy Management
>WEC
Driver Management
>F1 Academy
Expectations Management

>>149207622
bro its 11am...

>>149207598
all day, every day

>5 Minutes of race start replays
yep it's gonna be a slurper

Who’s the better prospect, minikimi or manbearpig?

>>149207598
how does she clean her ass?

>Norris could have made a double overtake
>Kwabs out if it
Lol

>tires are already dead
TOTAL PIRELLI DEATH
GOD FORBID DRIVERS TRY TO DRIVE AT 100% PACE AS OPPOSED TO SANDBAGGING AND FIGHT EACH OTHER

>>149207598
why not cut the end off and put a cool hook on it?

>>149207598
Sure. I'm not a hand fetishist why would I care if she doesn't have hands

>>149207628
he will win but take out narb
t. knower

>>149207622
night bruce

>>149207630
what a fucking retarded monkey look at this shit

>>149207622
sleep tight, anon (it's 20:13 so it might be a bit early for that tho)

>>149207625
how did you fuck up?

>>149207643
new to f1?

/biz/ idea: tires that dont need to be managed

>>149207598
>mole on her cheek
Hell naw

>>149207671
Mamamia

How is Russell so fucking fast???

after watching 24 heures du mans f1 feels grim bros

At least we have Attack Mode to give artificial overtakes right?

>>149207666
it was off, too ammonia-y

>>149207667
no, and it always makes me sad to hear

You know the hards are bad when the Aston is faster than the McLaren

>SIKTH
SIKTH
>SIKTH
SIKTH
WHY CANT BONGISTANIANS PRONOUNCE THE WORD "SIXTH"

>>149206998
>Gemma Arterton
Someone post it

>>149207690
clean air

>>149207671
someone get this hothead outta here

>>149207649
i do it for her with my tongue

>>149207671
cool it with the antisemitism

>>149207580
How to get a cute Brazilian QT gf?

Anto about to bully fraudy

where is rrando?

>>149207652
we need them back

>>149207692
i feel like a soccer mom watching this now

>>149207690
german engineering. hope he crashes

Nando about to overtake Hamilton

>>149207690
Clean air

>>149207697
did you piss on it? wtf
what did you do?

>DRS
Broken
>Tires
Cooked
>Semen
Slurped

>>149207664
Seething Colombian MOGGED

>>149207701
our language, you're just hearing it pronounced properly

F1 needs to change tires

What happened with the McLarens? I thought they were rockets.

>hairpin says Las Vegas
did I fall into a coma or something?

bros tsu is up to 17

What the fuck is "tyre management" supposed to be exactly? As a French tire user I quite literally do not understand this problem.

>>149207692
true but almost everything feels bleak after Le Mans 24h

time is a flat circle

>>149207598
cute

Crofty be like don't worry guise it's not always an excruciating slurper!

>>149207652
>>149207713
canada 2010 was 15 years ago btw
this is when they got the idea of fucky-wucky tyres

>>149207671
What the fuck is your problem?

>>149207701
aluminium

THESE CARS ARE FUCKING GAY AF

>>149207690
He shaves all the hair on his body off

>>149207745
borderline rape

>>149207723
how is NARG so fast?

>>149207690
Leclerc almost lost in practice apparently because the dirty air makes the cars fucking slide around at this track, which compounds the issues of the tires being made out of cheese. Everything about this is fucking GAY.

>max dropping
>ferrari nowhere
see you next race

>>149207718
>German
OK Hans, where is the f1 factory and HQ again?

ded bull
mclel
mercedes wins 1-2

>>149207732
Why do you people say it like Wee-hKehnd ?

No car in DRS range in the top 10

SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP

God willing the merc tires will disintegrate

>>149207701
You can't pronounce the words: squirrel, roof, Nissan, mirror, mum
Fuck off

>>149207745
This should be my cum

>>149207745
why are women such fucking whores

Tyre Formula lol

its a slurper, gents

feel the power of the slurp washing over you

NO OVERTAKING ALLOWED

>constant clips of the F1 movie
>it's all crashes
It's going to be shit, isn't it?

>>149207787
Slurp this beaner
*unzips dick*

>these tyres are not great
50k fine for leclerc for bringing the sport into disrepute

>>149207690
villains always win in f1
unless it's gimi, gimi was so good he briefly wrapped all the way to being evil and won a title once

>>149207759
Aluminum is the original spelling.

>>149207729
a jeet walked past the kitchen window

>>149206998
better show alex daddario and her big jugs at some point

Where are the overtakes? Why can't absolutely no one overtake at all?

NARG GAINING ON NARD

THE DRIVERS KNOW

>>149207777
Quads of truth

>>149207722
Where is she running?

DEATH TO MCLEL
DEATH TO MERCEDES
DEATH TO FIAMG
DEATH TO AMERICA

i want to go back

>>149207718
kill yourself

Wtf grampa

>>149207796
because men are so sexually aggressive

>>149207778
What anthem gets played when they win?
That's all that matters. Glory to the Kaiser.

tsunoda truly is a shitter

norris, driving the fastest car, overtakes alonso for 6th place

MINIGIMI SURGE SURGE SURGE

MINIGIMI SURGE SURGE SURGE

KILL THAT FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149207818
what's an overtake?

>>149207812
pepe shadow?

Maximum Cryingmusthappen

>>149207701
amazing band tho

>>149207836
cool it with the anti semitic remarks

DEATH TO THE FIA, PIRELLI AND LIBERTY MEDIA

>>149207718
>merc f1
>german engineering
pick one

Watching the race, and my dad walks in. "You know this tyre management shit is a bunch of nonsense right?" I turn round, tell him to fuck off to his room because I can't be bothered with his shit today, and he starts laughing maniacally like I'm kidding, so I grab that insolent little shit by the scruff of the neck and his belt buckle and slam him to the ground at about mach 60 - good job I aim for the ground because if I threw him upwards to the sky the radar pings would be another UAP event and delay the release of the unclassified report by at least a month. Anyway, I have to pull him out of the ground before I create fissures in the bedrock, but it turns out I was too late. My phone starts going off, US geological survey calling, they want to know if it was just me taking care of business again "yes, yes it was." The director himself congratulates me, says I've created an entirely new continental shelf. Unsurprising to be honest, so I hang up. I still need to drive the point home, so I start propagating a vibrational energy state, rapidly permeate the local spacetime fabric, while emergent quantum phenomena give me unlimited energy. The air around me starts to ionise and give off photons, my eyes glow and I start to levitate like the didactic overlord I am. I laserbeam that son of a bitch into a pile of dust with my eyeballs, but I'm still mad, it's not good enough so I take the dust and expose every last atom of it to quantum vacuum plasma with my bare fucking hands, suspending it in mid-air with intense magnetic fields, and now every last particle of him is lost to literal oblivion. I sit back down and finish watching it.

>>149207818
Overtakes happen at the end once penalties are applied

>>149207840
on hard tires

>>149207832
don't you have a parade to attend? lmao

AMX dood
wat nou

>>149207745
Where did the top shot glass drink go? In her nose?

>>149207822
hulk aura making legleg nervous

Shit tyres

>>149207829
no tyre bitching
pitlane speeding penalties
just people living in the moment

i miss it

Which is the bigger shitbox, the F1 Aston or the IMSA/WEC Aston?

max undercut incoming

KWABstappen

FUCK THE MEDIUMS
BASED AMX

>>149207856
exact same thing happened to me

amx with the bonerkiller

Quick, deploy the safety car!

DEATH TO PILELLI
DEATH TO MERCEDES
DEATH TO LIBERTY MEDIA
DEATH TO FOM
DEATH TO MCLEL

>>149207805
Predict the F1 the movie constructors ranking:
>Ferrari
>Red Bull
>APXgp (end of movie)
>Mercedes
>VCARB
>Mclaren
>The Rest
>APXgp (start of movie)
Brad pitt

DEAD BULL
>RES BULL
DEAD BULL
>RES BULL
DEAD BULL
>RES BULL

DEADBULL

Is the Mercedes the best right now? The Mclaren are behind and even Antonelli is #2

>HARDS
it's over
amx refused to get overtake by NARG on track lol

>>149207718
in another timeline maybe

>>149207829
>>149207870
Good commentators also

>>149207852
so much this

>>149207745
sexoo

verstappen going for a medium/hard/hard strategy

when does the overtaking happen

Wtf why was this so easy for Norris?

dumbbull

Fraud-happening

>williams engine issue again
activate it

stappen doing the hamilton special

Is Pirelli staying for the foreseeable future? The tires are complete shit.

>>149207826
Tel Aviv or Tehran

"Monaco is so boring!"
Canada: hold my milk bag

another female strategy disasterclass

>ja maxie, ve have ze cast car now
>please maxie, I buy you ze dlc, I send gorge to Eseries

where he goin

some retard almost got run over by amx

Max pitted, quick SC there is a leaf on the track

>mercedes following amx
RED BULL WINS

ocon goat ocon goat ocon goat
>ocon goat ocon goat ocon goat
ocon goat ocon goat ocon goat
>ocon goat ocon goat ocon goat

Trust the plan.

NOOOOOOOOOO THEY KILLED ANOTHER LIL CHUBB

Pit bros
Get in here!

>dead animal on track
F

Was that a dead groundhog?

was that a dead badger or something did anyone see that

>>149207838
Eternal kraut strikes again

>max has come out in traffic
hulk 4 sec away what the fuck are they talking about

Hadjar has a problem

>>149207916
that's what Domenicali wants

DEADCEDES

His penalty from Barcelona and this pit stop will kill any remaining chance to fight for anything in the WDC this year.

>>149207944
RED FLAG
RED FLAGGG

redbull strategy is some weird shit in 2025

SHITBULL

>>149207943
is this little caprice or is my coomer mind fried beyond repair?

>>149207944
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG
IT'S NOT SAFE

>>149207943
Grim.

OCON MY DAWG POUDIN TH4 GRID

Verstappe three stop?
Reminds me of something...

dead animal on track

Was Max on old mediums? Anyone else?

>Overtakes in F1: 0
>Overtakes WEC 24 Le Mans: 25,000

Remind me why F1 is popular again?

>>149207943
>not wearing a bra
hnngg

Dead groundhog
F1 will pay for it

>f1 tv dies
honestly considering not even reloading

>>149207920
more likely that Max got involved in the strat because of the last race, with his
>gotta go fast fuck the consequences
(based) attitude

wtf is isack doing

>>149207942
>>149207944
F

Ocon overtaking two in half a track on a street curcuit without tyre or car advantage

>goblin
>amazing race

>>149207949
that's just susie wolff

>>149207970
i would smack that ass don't care about the name

>>149207944
?? lawson is still on the race

>>149207901
>>149207718
wtf where did the pin go

>>149207943
i can shave her

>>149207908
Overtaking?

>>149207981
Oldlonso

>box and stop
>a german word
f1 confirmed german sport

colappbros....

>please do your best honey
lmao okay mclaren mommy

deadbull

Alpine with the SHIT pit stop AGAIN

>>149207944
Locals'll be after that

I missed opener, anything interesting? l'm knackered after Le Mans

>teeny tiniest bit of pressure to perform
lanchoke norizz is gonna spin out isnt he

>>149207982
overtakes are dangerous pls understand

norris is going to win

>>149207982
this is ain't twitterX, go sensasionalist somewhere else

Why not use 3 stop strategy?
>Soft / Soft / Medium / Soft

Yeah

thank you brundle for explaining
>box
to us

>>149207949
hamilton's weave fell out

How do I get a mommy gf?

slurp

>>149208025
I would aim for that pendant like a hypersonic

>>149207908
>overtaking
this is a vaguely familiar word, but you're going to have to remind me what it means

>>149207982
Le Mans has proper tires, F1 does not.

>mclel 1-2
slurp

colachads...

Wtf is this tv direction

>>149208041
FERRARI HIRE THIS MAN

>>149208025
>iranians want to genocide that

>Merc giving both drivers the same strategy
Questionable

>>149208035
RIP

>>149208037
i bet she smells like butter and slight sweat

>>149208032
>>149208035
ohnooo
anyway

/f1/ seething as goblando might win
>>149208032
>>149208035
please it would be sovlfvl

>last 3 places
>two alpines and isack
french sisters...should we just stick to motogp?

>f1 tv keeps crapping itself
don't tempt me

>>149208060
that canadian rye sneaks up on you

>>149207949
Noooooooo ricciardo

>>149208041
Mediums last 10 to 15 laps. Soft would likely be even less. You'd need to gain like 3 seconds a lap for it to be worthwhile.

>>149208049
Is that kid wearing a kilt?

>>149208082
what do you mean? working fine for me

dubs = gimi podium

>>149208082
works on my machine

>>149207944
Hamilton isn't dead?

>>149208049
Bit gross that lad

Antenna TV chads keep winning

what happened to hadjar

>>149208053
AMX shunting cars off the track

>>149208082
increase the buffer size in multiviewer

>>149208082
Works okay for me

biz idea: enter a fiat panda in every race so there are thousands of overtakes

>>149208049
brother euughh

what happened to alonso?

>>149208109
he had jars

Disgusting nasty filthy repugnant revolting dirty good for nothing irredeemable whore

>>149208078
Isack and Cocapinto pitted, it's not all that bad.

>>149208109
exposed

>>149208100
nice digits, witnessed

>P13
kek

>>149208109
went for a nap

nothing ever happens chads absolutely undefeated

so glad I refunded F1tv this year and stuck to streams

>>149208105
for me, its VPN + belgian TV

Don't forget about the SC when Stroll bins it into the wall

>>149208032
>99% of the grid gone
>F1 dies
>everyone has to watch indy car
You all deserve this, you philistines

Russell is so goated

>>149207649
asking the real question, eh?

>>149206729 (OP)
>tires are literally melting

Lando sisters what we drinking?

>>149208117
TONIGHT
We literally save /f1/

>>149208117
at least bop the panda to give them a chance

>>149208142
>dis neguiho paid for F1
ahhahahahhahah
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>149208124
rude

hulk bros...

>>149208121
exposed

>>149208124
>Disgusting nasty filthy repugnant revolting dirty good for nothing irredeemable whore
yes, gimme

>>149208156
Semen

ABORT

CONFIRMED SLURPER

ABORT

>3.6 seconds off hamilton
not great, not terrible

>>149208147
Indy is unironically better at this point.

Why can’t max catch Russel?

>>149208109
What do you mean? Watch him undercut half the field

are hards gonna survive the whole race or is it a 2 stopper?

eh porcoddio, vafanculo Elkann

>>149208178
Thank goodness, I can get some nice sleep this night

>>149208187
merc has more unpainted carbon fiber

>>149208191
2 stopper

MY BOY YUKI'S COMEBACK STARTS NOW

>>149208187
ver rus pia are on equal levels of skill

a george slurper is pretty disgusting tbdesu

>>149208191
medium hard hard or hard hard medium strategy or regretti

TIMELINE OF

TIMELINE

>>149208192
in russian please

>>149208191
should be 2 stopper for everyone except norris

>>149208191
three stopper desu

>>149208187
he stayed up all night simracing

>>149208121
Got a shit pitstop

biz idea: Liberty Media "VIP" with a new celebrity each GP. If you crash the car out, instant DSQ. If the VIP car finishes in the points, everyone loses that many points in the driver and constructor championship.

el museo bros…..

On average, 12 British people die non-suicide related deaths per year on the British railway network
The equivalent figure in India is 20,000 per year

>>149208216
>>149208219

Why are there so many fucking insects trying to invade my house lately

this is really hurting Hamilton boys :^(
sadly

unbiased btw

>Ferrari screwed Ham
Imagine my shock

God F1 is so boring

>>149208025
>>149208063
who's this milk truck driver?

>>149208187
Russel is driving his car faster than Max is driving his car.

>>149208222
cэp кaкaиc ниггepтoн

>russels much fresher tyres
literally pitted on the same lap what th FUCK are these niggers talking about

>>149207745
who is this faggot touching her

>>149208222
o chert, idi na khuy, Elkann

Museo dood, wat nou?

>>149208222
чтo-тo чтo-тo твoю мaть

I was away for five minutes, what the fuck happened to museo?

>>149208232
terrible idea. if everyone loses points there is no effect

>poois
kwab

its albover

dead groundhog spotted

>>149208185
Only 2 hrs until NXT

>>149208078
ocon is going to get points

Would you accept this form of payment?

>>149208235
Around 400 die in road related incidents every day over there. F1 has basically zero. Ergo ad demonstratum, all cars should be F1 cars, per se.

Why does /f1/ always say offensive things about Bianca Bustamante?

>albono
KWAB

>>149208269
RED FLAG RED FLAG

gonna go for a quick goon, see you guys in about 20 minutes