Thread 149207753

>#2
oops

LIV is a legitimate m, non-dei, non faggot globohomo league…unlike the PG(oy)A

I don’t understand why yall are so critical of the USGA’s inclusion program. Tiger woods would have been the greatest golfer of all time if WASP conservatives weren’t constantly sabotaging his career. Also, he’s a brown person.

>>149207799
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>>149207831
he is brown and yellow, so is poop and pee.

Based LIV ratting some cages of the establishment

>>149207864
I bet you shoot triple digits, shut your bitch ass up

>posts earth-shattering argument against the CW-tier Tour
>y-you're just seething!
kwab. Anyways, real golf is on.

>>149207915
I'll shoot my cum down your throat if you ever reply to me again.

I don't care about any events other than the masters and the ryder cup

>>149207831
Would you like to wash his feet?

>>149207988
How much does it pay?

>>149207988
>australian being incredibly racist for no reason
awesome. sweet.
reminds of my time in adelaide when some bogans shouted racial slurs at my poor mother

Based Sam Burns going to win by being the only player left under par.

>>149208017
Nothing of course. You do it to atone for your self-perceived white privilege and your commitment to diversity.

im all in on burns today

>>149208045
Going by your post she probably deserved it

>>149207799
LIV is just a Saudi scheme to conquer the world through sports

>>149208157
I hope they take on MMA next

>i can't find my ball!
Hit the fairway and green next time retard!

>>149208190
LIV golfers…am I right???

Oh no that sucks for Spaun

lel, john jacob spaun

poor spaun

I NEED THE IMAGE

Scott is falling apart and the world is against Spaun it's looking good for Burnsey

Im going to fucking kill myself if Scheffler if he doesnt hit for my parlay. I watched all of the roundtable discussions leading up to this and this faggot nigger cant even get higher on the leaderboard

WHAT THE FUCK

is spaun black or..

>>149208190
Don't bully them. It can be hard if you don't have 6 ball spotters every 5 meters.

>>149208313
Hope you lose your acca

>>149208331
White dad and mom is half mexican half filipina

BOBBY MAC

>>149208313
how much did you bet???

Call your dad, anon.

>>149208475
$9,000 for Scheffler and McIlroy to place in the top 3

>>149208614
RIP

>>149208614
I don't believe you

What are yall doing for Father’s Day? My dad abandoned us when we were little, I grew up on welfare because my mom couldn’t afford to raise the 5 of us

>>149208524
he's on a hike with my mom

Looks like it's over for Spaun

>>149208676
Call him when he gets done hiking your mom, anon.

>>149208645
im taking my daughter to ice skating leasons then going to dairy queen for a cone together

>>149208798
Wholesome

>>149208524
fuck no, he turned into a Fox-obsessed MAGA after the staged trump assassination attempt…he’s insufferable now

kek, after Thursday and Friday, nbc must have been told to cut away from any player remotely showing anger.

>>149208839
Ok, thanks for the post, reddit. *le upd00ts*

Is this course really that hard? Holy shit these guys are doing awful

Become a big fan of this tree over the past few days.

>>149208905
Course Rating: 77.5
Slope Rating: 150
Par: 70 (normally 71)
Yardage: 7,372 yards
Rough: Cut at 5.25 inches
Greens: Rolling in the upper 14s on the Stimpmeter
Uhhh. Yeah. I'd say it's playing hard this week, anon.

4 straight bogies for Spaun since his slice on 18 yesterday

>>149208905
It's considered one of the hardest courses in the world

>>149209024
Good.
The media glazing will be fucking insufferable if he wins.

>>149209029
How? Pittsburgh is a flyover shithole

>>149208905
Not only is it a hard course, but courses, in general, typically play more difficult in U.S. Opens than they normally do otherwise because the U.S. Open tends to intentionally set up courses as sadistically as possible with things like rough length and pin placements.

>>149209175
Because not everyone enjoys le hustle n bustle and bodegas, oh, and the literal smell of piss when you walk down the street.

>>149209251
>flyover cope
lmao. I can walk 5 blocks and get the best banh mi in the country at 1:30 in the morning. Your entire shithole town closes down by 4pm. faggot

>>149209305
>blah blah blah le hustle n bustle cope and seethe yet again
Yawn.

>hits a rake to save his ass
Monahan must have put that there

>>149209381
But the banh mi at 2am bro! Sure you have to step over homeless junkies and watch out for muggers but the street food!

188 mph ball speed wew

These guys suck at golf lol

oh, good, the rapist Mike Tirico is back on TV.

Hatton still has a chance

>>149209774
The beast is hungry. No one left alive (under par).

>>149209960
This is a Mickey Mouse course, the guys that are actually good at golf are getting fucked. It’s the retards that actually suck at golf that are going to win this thing. There’s no reason Rory should have placed 40+

Christ on a cracker, who the fuck greenlit these Taco Bell commercials?

>>149210057
Congrats on making the most retarded post this weekend.

>>149210134
No that goes to the banh mi faggot

>>149210338
fair point

i hope smarmy fucks who abuse the rulebook to get themselves a better lie/angle at the pin all step in dog shit
shove that entire broomstick putter up your ass

>>149210485
>abuse the rulebook

who else /scott/ here?

>>149209888
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2025 US Open Champion!

Good thing all that shit is to the south and moving away. Sweet fuck that is nasty looking.

>>149210681
He'll fall apart on the back nine. Like every LIV bitch does in the majors. (except the one that actually wants to come back to the PGA TOUR)

>>149210681
Dude looks just like this white trash scumbag that my roommates in college would invite over to parties we had. Had some serious manlet anger issues and tried to sucker punch me from behind me one day and missed and just grazed the back of my head. I ended up taking him down and throwing a few solid shots to his face before I got pulled off and we kicked him out.

Thanks for reading my blog :)

>>149210726
For sure looks rough. This is the pop-up storm time of year though. Hopefully no delays. That always fucks up final round drama.

>>149210680
>broomstick
please be serious

>>149210681
he shot me a dirty look when i was stumbling drunk around a liv event and nearly walked in front of him. then he hit a hole in one a couple hours later.

Snakes ain't always in the grass and sharks ain't always in the water

>>149210872
He'll have a 3 hole stint of bogey-double bogey-bogey, that will do him in

spaun is cooked

>talking heads making excuses for the darkie's failures
>i-it's not all his fault!
Yes. Yes, it is.

A lot of lipouts this tournament.

Will Ferrell is so played out and I'm sure he knows it. Talking shit about politics revealed the hate underneath his comedy mask. Good riddance.

Go golfers!

>>149210984
This. I refuse to root for anyone who uses the long-handled putter, which ought to be banned outright.

Scheffler's only 6 off the lead... it's going to happen isn't it

>>149211093
sharks are quite literally always in the water

Here comes the rain...

>Hatton, just a little short
rude

could they glaze scheffler any harder
dude can't putt this week

>>149211864
>why are they praising the best player in the world despite having an off-week
Retard posts just keep piling up. Probably still that LIV glazing redditor

>>149211982
>3-putting from 7ft
yeah okay

>>149212093
They literally just trashed him for that, retard. My fuck you are a whiney little cunt.

Winner is gonna be +2

This better not get rain delayed.

Forgot about that Par 3 at LACC. Had bunkers all over and that giant fuckin' ridge in the middle of the green. 80 yards though lel

>Leader is 2 under
Scottiebros, this should've been an easy win for the Shuffler. Dude needs to stop relying on the meme claw grip

Oh Scottie no no, I blame the claw grip

would not want to be anywhere near that place during a thunderstorm, there is no cover whatsoever
rip to that one fuckin tree they haven't cut down yet

>>149212437
Only 1 lightning strike in the area, so far, and it's miles south of Pittsburgh, which is miles southwest of Oakmont. Should be fine...

>>149211140
Here it comes

Worst US Open of the last 10 years. This sucks.

>>149212610
>reeeeeeeeeeeee why aren't they shooting 19 under par!!!!!!!
kwab

This could finally get fun. Might turn into an absolute shitshow and get crazy. Hope the rain keeps up at this point as long as there is no delay.

>>149212610
Yep.

fuckin LOVE it when the course wins
if you don't, you are not a true fan

>>149212610
LACC was pretty bizarre with members buying up tickets so people wouldn't mess up their club.

>>149212525
oops, there's the horn hahaha

Yep it’s official. This is the worst US Open in history.

fuck bros what are we doin during the delay
we goonin or

This is why all 4 majors should be played in Southern California

Objective rankings reminder

Masters >> Open >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Players >>>>> PGA Champ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muni cash scramble in central Alberta run by the local reserve >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> US Open

based USGA and U.S. Open makin' 'em seethe

>>149212629
This isn't a good challenge. I know you started watching golf 2 years ago and think that any US Open with a winning score above par must be great but this week has been terrible. Thick rough and deep bunkers forcing pitch outs on every single hole isn't fun or a great test - it's boring to watch.

>>149212757
>muni cash scramble in central Alberta run by the local reserve
Sovl

This is a great US Open exposing all the fair weather sissies

Holy shit, Tiger Woods just started playing mid-round.

I don't think this Open is that bad - it humbled a lot of the elites. The hungry guys who are usually vying for 20th-50th have a chance with good strategy and ball control. If Adam Scott pulls off a win, I will be very happy.

>>149212820
stop rooting for shitters who can't hit fairways

>>149212747
Club World Cup kino

>>149212820
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS BORING!!!!!!
kek, I've been watching, and playing, longer than you've been alive, you little zoomie bitch. Go play some vidya and come back when the rain stops.

>>149212747
Practice your indoor putting

Why can't they just call it lightning

>>149212840
Like how all the Ameribabbies cry over a little wind every year at the Open?

>>149213058
Never happened

>>149212851
Everyone wants to see Adam do well
He's a likable dude

>>149213058
That's the same zoomer bitches that are whining right now that the leaders aren't in the double digits under par.

>>149212882
If you've been playing so long why aren't you out there with them?

Poor Rocco. Tiger just HAD to come in and ruin his major opportunity.

>>149213091
broomsticks are for women

>>149213091
I ain't rootin for no broomstick aussie

This Tiger Woods guy seems good

>>149213127
Didn't have rich parents to give me the best coaching and practice facilities in the world. Oh, well.

Don’t tell me you fags actually didn’t take your dads golfing today??

ynr Hunter Mahan.

Look at all those cargo shorts those were the days

>>149213235
I wore cargo shorts and cotton polos to my cart kid job every day. Man did those come in handy with carry 30 cart keys, tees, pencils, etc. Perfect for the job.

>>149213302
I don't like khakis because I get swamp ass so easily and I'm always worried I'll sweat through and it'll show :(

>>149213192
Took him yesterday

>>149213235
i wore cargo shorts to oakmont on thursday lmao
held all my shit and i didn't have to walk around with a ridiculous clear plastic backpack to carry my stuff

Tiger was pretty good but he's no Tyrell Hatton

Imagine all the waitresses Tiger was pounding out at at this time.

>>149213453
Hatton doesn't strike me as a guy who cheats on his wife with prostitutes and waitresses and then tries to cover it up and say he was just addicted to drugs and he is very, very sorry.

>>149213506
no perkins was safe

>>149213442
>cargo shorts in pittsburgh
To be expected

>>149213572
And that's why Hatton will never be the GOAT.

>>149213572
he can't see you up there on your high horse, bro

>>149213609
haha hell yeah brother

>>149213183
talentlet cope

What's the best US Open and why is it Phil's epic collapse at Winged Foot

Is the new putter technology legit or a meme? im brutally bad on the greens using a 30 year old ping anser. should I upgrade? or am i just flushing money down the toilet

>>149213813
>im brutally bad on the greens
What does that mean exactly?

>>149213871
>i don't practice putting

>>149213763
Oh, well.

>>149213572
Yea I don't think Hatton would bother trying to cover it up

>>149213871
>i spend all my time hitting the range, trying to show off to the beer cart girl, despite putting being 50-60% of the game.

i don't care who wins, as long as it's not Sam Burns, that fucker has been so lucky with his rough and bunker landings

Think I figured out my driver this morning lads

>>149214181
>not rooting for Viktor
what a weasel you must be

>>149214181
You rooting against the guy who has been getting good bounces just because he is getting good bounces?

also i dont practice putting

For the average golfer putting is incredibly overrated. Just get your 2-putt and keep moving.

>>149214209
i am rooting for Viktor, but it gets harder for every putt he butchers

>>149213787
more money to be had betting against yourself when you're a lock to win and then throwing than actually winning the tourney

R8 my set

>>149214388
The average golfer cant 2-putt consistently

>>149214525
I'm not your average golfer sweaty ; )

>>149214388
>just 2-putt
>average golfer
Again, the retard posts continue to pile up.

>>149214521
Take it to reddit

I love my Sim Max 3 wood great reliable on the tee and great off the tee as well

Rain delay is gonna push it to 72 getting played today and a 3 hole playoff tomorrow morning.

80% chance of rain tomorrow i read somewhere, but i guess they'll find a way

>>149214521
What is your wedge setup?

>>149215091
60,52,43

>>149215192
wtf? how do you play like that? What's your 125 club? What about 100?

Note that this 2008 US Open was just a few months before BO was elected and everything here went to shit.

>>149215329
hit the 43 for both. only use the 60 for sand and the 53 idk even know why i have i hate it

>>149215359
Thank God it is 2025 and we made it back to regularity. White Major Winners and a White President.

even if the match continues today, is there any chance of them finishing with remaining daylight?

>all these faggots yelling shit after Tiger hits
He really did ruin the game.

>>149215416
few days from solstice innit

>>149215416
If Burns hangs on and outright wins, or someone else wins alone: Yes
Playoff: No. It's a 3-hole aggregate, so it will be played in the morning.

>>149215442
The hooligan shit started pre-Tigger with Happy Gilmore thoughever

DOWN IN A HOLE

>>149215467
fucking hell i'd rather see Hatton win than Burns. i'd rather see Scott pick up the win and set a new record for longest break between major wins. Hovland would be optimal, but the way he is putting i don't see it happening.

>>149215525
OUT OF CONTROL

Boomer dads are gonna be seething so bad when play resumes and they cut this Tiger replay off right as the playoff starts

Holy shit Tiger did it again bros

>2008 replay
>18 hole playoff
bring back the good ol days

>>149215518
He only made it worse

So did the network Jews call the weather Jews to make it rain just so they could make everyone watch tiger play for 2 hours on Father’s Day?

>>149215783
>This is what jackschizos actually believe

based Rocco trolling ti-nig with the Sunday Red/Black.

>>149215844
How'd he do he win the trophy?

>>149215783
I wouldn't rule it out

>taking you back to your hole in a van
kek

>>149215864
Of course not. Ti-nig was the PGA TOUR's darling. They weren't about to let some 150+ ranked player ruin their marketing babby.

>>149207753 (OP)
It’s been now stop rain here in western Pa for the past month it’s fucking pissing me off.

>>149215778
stern made it worse

Scottie can still win this

>>149215897
>Ti-nig was the PGA TOUR's darling. They weren't about to let some 150+ ranked player ruin their marketing babby.
Is that right?

>>149215979
>PGA =/= PGA TOUR
Yeah, faggot, that is right. Go suck his dick over on reddit. At least you'll get internet points for your efforts.

>>149216015
holy melty

>>149216035
*le upd00ts*

Oh also the year before he beat Rocco, he lost the US Open at Oakmont of all places to Angel Cabrera. So the PGA Tour fucked up that time too

Is using a chest putter some kind of humiliation ritual or something?

>>149216064
>>149215979
Why did he only lose to brown people?

"playing through" really is the most jewish thing I've ever seen.

>>149216115
>only lose to brown people?
Rich Beem kicked his ass in '02 damn the pga tour kept fucking up their cash cow

>>149216177
Rich beem is an honorary mexican

I could play better than these niggas

we back
what type of playoff are we going to get?

>>149216177
>Rich Beem kicked his ass in '02 damn the pga tour kept fucking up their cash cow
That was the PGA Championship, not a PGA TOUR event. Congrats on being retarded.

>>149216211
Every is making bogey and Burns is holding still. I think he's got this.

this is fucking shit lads. nobody's going to make a sunday charge with a sparkling 65 or similar. only change is going to come from someone shitting themselves and falling away. I'm all for the elite guys being challenged and accuracy being rewarded but not to the point of unfairness

>>149216236
yeah, keep seething retard. Take the screenshots to reddit and let them massage your tummy for you.

y'know, if they really wanted to sell me on this AI horseshit they'd have snuck in an edited clip where tiger misses the putt on 18

>>149216115
You actually might be onto something anon. Tiger lost the 2005 US Open to brownoid Michael Campbell, yet another PGA Tour fuckup

>>149216273
>this is fucking shit lads
Yeah, I feel the same about the British Open.

>>149216345
same, that's the polar opposite. too easy because of >muh tradition

>>149207799
>not just calling it the PGAy

this golf is getting in the way of my commercials

real chance of a +2 playoff

I love the way everyone set up for a concrete course lmao tantrums everywhere

Dubs and we get a second weather delay

>>149216390
he was flustered and quickly trying to come up with an insult when his beloved LIV golf got exposed as being more more dei and globohomo than the PGA TOUR

>>149216425
fail

>>149216425

We're getting one in about 15 mins

>>149216426
Are you the redditor who has been crying about racism?

This is actually getting kinda kino

Insider here. Scotty is going to play out of his mind the last few holes and finish at +1. Everyone else will fall to +2 and he wins. Screencap this

+2 could win this

Sam Burns is ugly

Spaun tee shot showed how shit the ball tracker is. Could see his ball contrasted against the black clouds and it was about 20ft below the tracker line.

>>149216493
>>149216498
I've seen the script my uncle works for the PGA

>have the most rinky dink parkland target golf courses
>+2 wins their championship

Got to hand it to the Yanks in fairness

Scottie will end his career with 6 majors. 3 Masters wins and 3 PGA wins. He's a great golfer on immaculate courses on nice days. He can't pull off a US open or British Open victory.

>>149216462
Quite the opposite, actually

>The back 9 brought to you commercial free by...
ffs does nobody want my business

>>149216616
Are you trying to say that he lacks GRIT and TENACITY?

No electricity, guise! No electricity!

I kinda want to bet but can’t decide almost tried Tyrell but he bogeyed, Scott at .29 might be nice. Could see the Australian stealing it because Burns will choke.

>>149216532
>the PGA
What does that have to do with the USGA's U.S. Open?

Weather hooter incoming

I'm calling it +3 winning score

>>149216594
Imagine being such pathetic losers that the entirety of Europoors have to team up in order to have a chance to compete with the US in the Ryder Cup

Why is Hovland such a weak minded zoomer

>>149216709
He just needs more time™

>>149216616
He's a no dog chuckle fuck pussy. Grim having this faggot as the face of golf

>fairways flooding again
kek

>pouring down again
see you tomorrow lads

More reign

Jews turned the rain back on, looks like it’s time for more tiger woods propaganda. Just in case everyone forgot that a dark skinned Asian was good at golf over 15 years ago

This shit is ogre see you niggas tomorrow. This is what they get for having a US Open away ftom California

>>149216745
Its awkward now, because they rushed through the highlights of the Monday playoff, so now what the fuck are they gonna show us?

>>149216701

Meet me in Portmarnock, dickhead

>>149216730
Going to be a forgotten championship at this rate. Most have already tuned out, there'll be about 10 people watching a Monday finish.

>>149216652
Perfect weather for a Scotsman to play well in

>>149216772
Still more than will be watch rounds 1-3 of the british open

>>149216766
I played Portmarnock when I was over there. That was the last course I played on my trip. Fun track. My caddy was awesome as well. Loved the little tiny bodies of water they had with the life vests on a post next to each one. I didn't play well, though. Bummed me out.

>hit fairway
>ball rolls 150 yards back toward the tee into the rough
lol

>>149216800
The open mogs this zoomer-trap tournament

ooh, dat storm is swirlin

No electricity confirmed.

>>149216837
Shut up Tristan

>>149216837
keep seething, chang.

why the fuck do they refuse to say "lightning"?
it's just funny at this point

>>149216772
yeah i can't wait to see Sam Burns burn another tee shot into the tall grass and somehow get a perfect lie and shoot himself up to the green and birdie, god dammit i'm annoyed

>>149216874
lightning is scary

>>149216874
Does lightning have to touch the ground? Maybe its just electricity in the clouds. I dunno.

>electricity

What, is lightning like saying nigger or kike for these people or something? I don't think I've heard them say lightning once. Am I missing something?

>>149216782
>69
nice

>>149216874
Current day slop where you can’t say k*ll or m*rder, and instead have to say unalive

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT IT'S THUNDERIN' AND ELECTRICITIZING

That tee shot on 11 is fuckin' wicked cool. Always love seeing that.

If I was a caddy, I'd hold the umbrella over me the whole time. You want dry grips, motherfucker? Then I'm holding the umbrella.

Just have -21 shootouts where people can actually make runs instead of literally whoms trying not to die

>free lift in the fairway 'cause it's a lil' damp
lame

>>149217040
>WHY ISN'T THIS LIKE THE KEKNADIAN OPEN LAST WEEK!!!!!????

>>149217040
This. This is just a fucking miserable slog.

>>149216642
He just doesn't have it for those types of courses. His mentality has improved a lot but you can tell his old mentality still persists. He doesn't express it as much publicly.

>>149217066
Yeah. Seeing pros bogey or double bogey hole just like me is gay.

>>149217075
Go watch soccer, fag

>>149217075
Stfu faggot. Difficult golf is good golf.
Except the weather, no one likes rain.

>yelling memes after a swing
the tour needs to do something about this shit

>>149217040
People are making runs. It's just they're making runs with pars instead of birdies. Calm your attention span down

The golf gods really want Scottie to win

>>149217097
take notes from Augusta. Identify them. Ban them.

>>149217120
I fucking wish

scheffler is the zoomer tiger woods
grim

the only way this could be any better would be if they players were mic'd up so we could hear them whining
love this shit so much right now

>>149216723
He'll probably end up in the top ten for all time tour wins too. Probably ends up tying Palmer with 62.

>>149217092
No, you are just gay

>>149217111
They’re the best golfers in the world. Having them play like my shitty friends is retarded, and barely staying even while the next guy chokes harder isn’t “making a run”

yanks are getting riled up lads. they don't like people criticising their boring scrubland slog masquerading as a championship

>>149217157
No. Tiger was unstoppable in the 2000s. I like scottie but Tiger was an anomaly

Burns hunting that double bogey, or are we getting a triple?

Prediction: 6-way tie at +2, 6-man 3-hole playoff tomorrow morning at 8AM EDT

>rahm sitting into a +4 playoff
holy kek

Fans yelling is great because it makes the /sp/ tryhards seethe

>>149217172
Why do all the good euros come play on the american tour?

>>149217255
callin off work now lol

>>149217172
>their boring scrubland slog masquerading as a championship
>xhe literally just described the british open...

>>149217288
I don't work till 12pm, so I'm good haha

>>149217290
No way man, watching an outdated course get overpowered by everyone driving greens and hitting wedges into par 5s is great

may as well go down the local crazy golf and decide it there

Is griffin crying or something? Why is he wearing sunglasses

>>149217270
>krusty krab pizza!!1 xD
Kys

Scheffler just needs to eagle the last 3 holes and he'll win

>>149217331
>calling it "crazy golf"
Go watch soccer.

>>149217331
How long are you going to seethe Muhammad?

>

>>149217328
>stretching every course out to where we have 300 yard par 3s is so heckin’ epic

do you guys think Rahm went home already?

>>149217364
I accept your concession

>>149217371
>stretching
Dumb bitch.

>>149217371
>happens once a year
>every course

>>149217369
liked this image

>>149217323
>work

>your hc
>what you think you'd shoot at oakmont from the tips (not raining)
17.8
I think i could probably break 100 if I left my driver in the bag and just took an iron off the tees

>>149217421
>I think i could probably break 100 if I left my driver in the bag and just took an iron off the tees
This is the exact wrong way to break 100

>>149217369
Kino

>>149217414
Gotta fund my alcoholism somehow...

>>149217442
My driver is easily my worst club for strokes gained

>>149217374
Conceding what? I don't really like this course either but you couldn't even fit the amount of great courses in the US into your tiny little cuck island

>>149217421
3.2
94. I'm terrible on long courses and I get angry fast when I'm struggling.

>>149207753 (OP)
>LIV golfer Tyrell Hatton is going to win the US Open
UH OH REDDIT'S GONNA FREAK!

>>149217482
>hatton
He's still due for his +5 3-hole stretch

>>149217502
Which stops on tour this year have a 300 yard par 3?

>>149217421
4
was there thursday
set up for the open? i would not break 100
bogey golf would truly be an accomplishment

>>149217480
>>149217559
How tf do you get single digit handicap
More range sessions?

the bri'ish goblin is powering up

>>149217421
15 handicap. You arent breaking 100 you fucking delusional nigger

Double digit handicaps think driver is the only club they can’t hit lmfao

don't want that sour-faced cunt macintyre winning it

>>149217605
Not with that attitude you weak faggot

>>149217421
The best golfers in the world are posting 80s and you think your breaking 100 as a 17 hc kek

>>149217421
If you're a 17 you'd shoot 150 today. Riggs is a 4 and didn't break 100

FYI telling your wife not to have a full-on melty is a great way to get her to calm down

>>149217421
I'm a 6, and I'd shoot high 90's minimum with this setup. Most likely I'd shoot 110-115. There's no fucking way you break 100

>>149217588
Practice, playing, it was my job for about 15 years, so I had to maintain a decent golf game. Hard to (continue to) give lessons when you suck

SPAUN IS BACK

>>149217588
Golf threads here attracting a weird group of mentally ill anons who pretend they’re super good golfers. Just ignore them.

>>149217651
If you say words like 'melty' you deserve to be cheated on

>>149217640
Riggs couldn't get off the fuckin box, he's closer to a 20 than he is to scratch. Vanity cap

>>149217675
It's ok for you to be a 24 handicap, anon. Just enjoy the game.

>>149217665
Are you the retard from the masters threads who worked at a cashier at a pro shop?

>>149217640
>Riggs is a 4
He’s a 23 at best so maybe anon is correct

>>149217640
I'm a 12 and would bet my life on beating that retard outright

>>149217736
No. There is a pro shop cashier posting here that worked for 15 years as a pro shop cashier?

>>149217732
Tell me more about how you’re a super serious golfer who hates slow foursomes in front of you and how annoying in season is!!

go round my local muni in 80, so that means i'd be in the low 90s around here probably

>>149217675
You don't think people would lie about their golf game right?

>>149217782
>retard
He literally went to Harvard. He keeps a handicap through GHIN, you can literally look it up it's not like he's just making up a number for his handicap.

>>149217803
I don't follow foursomes. I hit into them until they let me through.

>>149217736
>>149217789
Anyone that actually worked in the industry would laugh in your face for saying “pro shop”. You’re all so fucking bad at golf

>>149217824
>it's not like he's just making up a number for his handicap.
Never heard of a vanity player? Posts low scores when he goes and plays with his buddies to brag about being a low handicap, then goes out and shoots 95 in the club championship

>>149217825
I would beat the fucking shit out of your pansy ass if you tried that. You're so full of shit fuck you

>>149217825
Singles have no standing. Stand there and chip at the tee marker until we clear the fairway like the little bitch you are

>>149217825
Heckin awesome man!!!

>>149217588
club membership + lessons
actually practicing putting/chipping
playing for simple center-green 2-putt pars instead of attempting the hero shot and winding up with double bogey

>>149217870
>I would beat the fucking shit out of your pansy ass if you tried that
That's what they all say, right before they begrudgingly let me play through as I flip them the bird and take a sip from my pineapple truly.

>>149217825
This is exactly what I was talking about when I said these threads attract a weird group of anons who make shit up.

>>149217869
But he's still shooting those scores

>>149217917
We could go back to whining about the rain and "electricity" if you'd prefer.

>>149217914
Based. How many bad birdie polos do you own? What Vice golf ball is your favorite?

>>149217097
Been around since the 90s. Screaming retardation is here to stay.

electricity status?

I yell get in the whole

I play music on the course with my Bluetooth speaker

I shoot 100+


Redditors ITT can cry about it

>>149217946
Is he though?

FIVE WAY TIE FOR THE LEAD LOL

>>149217824
You can take one look at his mechanics and see he's nowhere near a 4 if you're a halfway decent golfer. 4 hc golfers can go 100 rounds without topping a ball. If a 4 hc did that 3 times in one round I'd think he's trolling me or experiencing a medical emergency

>FIVE WAY TIE
FIVE WAY TIE

what a shitshow

What an absolute meme finish. Thank you based Oakmont and based USGA.

>>149217981
People like you are the reason I couldn’t stand working in the industry

As a single digit handy cap golfer with 15 years of experience in the industry, this course is how all PGA tournaments should be played. This is real golf.

>>149217369
Emphasized an image

>>149218017
fuckin LOVE to see it, haha

I'm so fucking hung over

We yell get in the hole in the industry

Very real chance of a Scheffler win

>>149218017
>scottie actually had a chance if he made a couple putts
fuck

Scottie's got dis

>>149218017
SOVL

murderputt

scottie no….

We call it electricity in the industry

im a baba booey guy myself

None of you would last a minute in the industry

>>149218097
LIGHTNING
FUCK

>>149217983
>>149218006
You think one of the biggest names in golf in the world is lying about his scores?

LFG SCOTTIE

8 man playoff?

think it might be over for scheffdawg

>>149218017
Give me the 06 Open at Winged Foot any day

>>149218017
Yep.

It's been awful to watch. Who wants to see all the big stars miss shots and look like amateurs? There's no need to even pay attention on various putts because it's obvious it's not going in.

scottie eagle NOW

>>149218114
>one of the biggest names
dunno him
i am assuming hes some sort of influencer or podcast retard in which case the answer is absolutely yes

Where are you guys watching? All the streaming sites shit out on me and the us open website isn't even showing the final pairing as a featured group

>>149218159
If you were in the industry you would appreciate this kind of golf

>>149218190
Nbc

>>149218190
Skill issue

>>149218017
>people are bitching about this being a "slopfest"

>>149218190
I’m watching it on television Tristan

>>149218182
>im too cool to know about barstool
Fore Play is the biggest golf podcast and youtubers out there and is literally bigger than the PGA Tour

>>149218028
>how all PGA tournaments
This isn't a PGA tournament, retard.

Pros should be birdying holes, not struggling to par them.

How do people keep track of the women's majors aren't there like 7 of them and they keep changing

>>149218190
move closer to the border and get an antenna to watch nbc

>>149218198
Maybe. I usually only watch The Masters. However I've been able to keep interested since it ended.

>>149218242
Where did I say it was?

>>149218198
>he's still seething two months later about getting btfo in some random conversation

scottiebros…..

>>149218231
I just would rather actually play and watch golf instead of watching "content creators"

Literally anyone but Hatton

>>149218271
>>149218028
>this course is how all PGA tournaments should be played.
Retard
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>>149218231
ive heard of the name barstool but dont know anything else about it, sorry
i prefer the sound of my tinnitus over podcasters
what a useless lot

>>149218231
This isn’t a PGA tournament, retard

Seeing hatton win the US Open will literally be the worst thing since canada won gary's alternative to the all star game. I just can't handle this.

>>149218311
>what a useless lot
That other guy's a retard but you sound like a pretentious faggot talking like this. I bet you say you went to uni too

>>149218310
>pga tournaments should be like this
And where did I said this was a pga tournament? Non-industry tryhards like yourself are embarrassing.

>>149218361
ok. be retarded.

>LET’S GO TIGER
based fan dabbing on /sp/ faggots

Spaun starts the day with 5 bogies in 6 holes and now he's in the sole lead.

fuck it, i'm rooting for him. Hovland dropping too many fucking puts.

>>149218322
I never said it was. I'm glad you learned your cool USGA factoid yesterday and feel smart when you parrot it. Do 'the PGA who runs the PGA Championship is different from the PGA Tour' next, that'll make you feel really smart.

SPAUN

RESPAWNED

>GET IN HOLE GET IN THE HO-
>enough

Remember when Rory literally pointed at that guy that was following him around "coughing" at every tee box? Every play should required to do that for all the faggots yelling shit after shots.

we /hatton/ here. i want the liv seethe.

At this point it's obviously Spaun's to lose (again) since he's the only guy who can hit a putt over 10 feet

I'm ok with Spaun winning since his dad is White and his mom was probably some smokin' hot latina/hapa thing.

>>149218440
Let's start Carlos posting

>>149218434
>Doesn't want the ball to go in the hole
ngmi

I'm eating a kale, quinoa, and grilled chicken salad I made. Let myself go and have high cholesterol. I'm 36. No more drinking for this little piggy. Who else /fat/ here?

scottie ded

>>149218471
None of his parents are white. They’re Mexican and flip

>>149218483
That sounds gay

>rory is gonna finish top 20
kek

>MacIntyre
Really really don't like this lad, and I don't even know why. He just looks like a cunt

>>149218356
sorry i insulted your oshi

>>149218483
I had 7 beers at the tigers game and then had hamburger helper when I got home
I'm not fat though

spaun is one of those handsome, trustworthy looking all-american kinda guys

>>149218483
me, but instead its roast pork, dumplings, sauerkraut and yuengling

>>149218500
Some anon said his dad was White, so I am going with that. I don't care what you say.

>>149218506
Why do you keep trying to talk like a Brit

FULL MELTY

>>149218483
You'll be drinking again within a week and eating cheese burgers again within 2. Enjoy the cleansing, though.

For me, it’s Viktor Hovland branded indicas

>>149218538
Based

RIP Scott. Dude just keeps landing into absolute impossible shitshow situations and he can't keep escaping with pars or bogeys speefstyle. This one will be the double that knocks him out

I hope Tristan is okay. I haven't seen him around lately.

take your broomstick and fly on home, aussie

>>149218539
he's mentally retarded. it's a long story

Hatton out here playing with a marble and a couple of chopsticks

>>149218586
I think he is dead. I tried bating him with that 4 nations faceoff reference, but he never bit.

>everyone has +1 will dropped to +4
Scottieswinslol happening

>>149218159
>Who wants to see all the big stars miss shots and look like amateurs?
Me. I do.

>>149218586
Is that the fag with the cringe ping bag with the buck knife? lmao

I can't fucking stand Hatton

the spirit of monty prevents macintyre from ever winning the us open

>>149218539
There's an epidemic of coastal yuppie bugmen that say "lad", "university", and "advert" as if they're from London

>>149218622
This.

Scottie will win the 2037 U.S. Open for his career grand slam

>>149218640
>university
Wtf is wrong with you that's a word used in America all the time

Just got back from a nightmare round. Seeing these guys suck makes me happy

>>149218682
not so fast

>>149218640
I don’t believe you

>only darkie in contention gets a benefit from the (((rain delay)))
On the same day the USGA and the rapist Mike Tirico make a big deal out of adding more DEI to the USGA and the game of golf.

>>149218159
I like to see how they battle through adversity and tough situations. Obviously they don't look like amateurs if they're all playing like this. What difference does it make if it's the leaderboard bunched up around +1 or -11?

>>149218692
No one would ever say they went to “university.” We say college here.

>>149218716
White...or (((white))) or "white"?

I’m hoping Hovland can finally bring respectability to Viktor’s with K’s

>>149218718
Retards like low scores the same they like Marvel goyslop

>>149218692
If you say you went to university, just know everyone makes fun of you behind your back

>>149218730
actually i went to law school

>>149218506
He looks like Reed, yurop edition

>>149218766
yeah a bunch of hicks who don’t read always want to take the piss

>>149218718
There's just not a lot of highlight shots, big putts and so forth. I can't even watch and be like "___ is gonna sink this one" because that person is probably going to miss.

>>149218784
Stfu

>>149218764
>bringing up margoyvel out of nowhere
>projecting this hard
Yikes, cringe even

They're gonna run out of daylight to finish today aren't they

>>149218768
I have 15 years in the industry

>>149218768
I didn’t go to law school, I went to laws

>>149218692
Depends on the context. You would say "I go to the University of Florida" but no American would say "I'ma university student" , you'd say college student

>>149218805
>still seething about getting btfo back in april
kek

>>149218539
Because it makes you seethe.
Simple as.

>>149218159
it's this kind of retarded thinking that led to the greatest thing in all of sports (the pitcher at bat) being taken from us

>>149218759
he's scrambling for a par on 15 and has missed a 4ft and 5ft put earlier today, it's not his day

>>149218820
maybe you would say that because you never went to university

>>149218803
In Pittsburgh. We have about another 40 minutes I'd say.

>>149218798
There's been plenty of highlight shots and the big puts are par saves. Sorry your brainrotted zoomer mind can't understand this

If Scottie was a girl, I like to think he’d have big tits but a kind of disappointing ass. Not bad by any means, but just not on par with the tits. Like Kate Upton

>>149218862
Its almost the summer solstice. The sun doesn't to down until like 10

>>149218708
Go hang out in any mid size corporate office in NY, Seattle, or San Francisco and you'll hear shit like that constantly

>>149218887
He's pretty thick and trunky desu

>>149218887
Stupid sexy Scottie

>>149217513
yeh that was my call. Of all the days where he doesn't blow up. I guess if it was 20 degrees and sunny he'd card a 78
>can't flatten the Hatton

>>149218900
you spent a lot of time hanging out in corporate board rooms in Seattle LA and SF?

>>149218887
We're all white here, we don't care about asses.

>>149218900
>Go hang out in any mid size corporate office in NY, Seattle, or San Francisco
No, thanks.

>>149218928
Yes I’ve spent 15 years sucking cocks

Are there any actual good golfers ITT
How do I get rid of my slice

>>149218955
to each his own I guess

who is hatton always talking to, lol, what a dramatic lil' character

how much longer is this going to go, ive got to take a shower but i dont want to miss much

>>149218973
No. Hire a coach

>>149218973
1. Find why you’re slicing
2. Stop doing that
It’s that easy

>>149218973
Swing more inside out and rotate the face more before impact. Try and stronger left grip.

swing one handed, itll make it easier to keep the club face flush and keep your swing path right

The announcers said no more rain or electricity, but I can literally hear the electricity

Yelling baba booey is probably the most kino golf chant next to USA USA

looks like Spaun making one (1) more putt will win it

>>149218973
Swing harder and more gooder. That is my professional opinion.

>>149218973
join a club and get lessons from a 70-year-old curmudgeon who uses no technology and doesn't even own a smartphone

>>149218980
Manlets do the darndest things

>>149218973
Tee the ball as high as possible then make sure to spin your hips as fast as possible while snapping your left leg back as hard as you can make sure to exit low right like you’re throwing to the second baseman then remember to release the club through impact remember to swing up on the ball but keep your hips level and whatever you do don’t listen to this anon >>149219009

>>149218973
Instead of slicing it try to hit it more straight

>burns bitching about temporary water
I suddenly want this fag to lose.

>temporary water
All water is temporary, it’s a grand cycle

>>149219096
I wish I shared a cubicle with her.

>Burns bitching and moaning and delaying everything in the hopes more water accumulates trying to cheat the system
Too smallmind, he aint winning shit

Burns being forced to shoot out of a swimming pool

feel kinda bad for him

gotten to

>>149219045
My coach recorded all of us with a VHS camera, popped them into a VCR in his office, and drew lines on his CRT tv with a dry erase marker to analyze our swings kek you are spot on

>>149219030
Not anymore. Stern is fully a subversive elite now.

>>149219082
him and scott both, rulesfagging for free drops because of a little water
hope they both step in dogshit

glad he fuckin talked himself into that shitty ass shot

>>149219096
Imagine her pissing in your mouth

>>149219103
could see bryson making this argument when he hit it in a lake

Can't wait for the post-round interview where burns rips into the USGA. This is gonna be good.

>sam burns
>put out by water
like pottery

>>149219125
>hope they both step in goose shit

>>149219128
>>149219128
>>149219128

>>149218973
Aim left

>>149219122
hell yeah brother thats the shit im talkin about

>>149217824
> it's impossible to be retarded if you went to Harvard
Don't be so naive

>>149219134
If he tried this with me as a rules official, I'd grant it to him just on principle.

>>149219096
HOTline is right

Lawyer bros ww@
>lying about billin’
>2 hour lunch’n
>yellin at the paralegal’n
>usin AI’n
>ignorin clients’n
>day drink’n
>shitpost’n
>settlin’ cases with my buddy in one call’n
>hang’n out with judges’n
>friday golf’n
>wife tennis’n

Spaun is gonna take it, amazing!

>>149219064
What did I say that was wrong? A slice is caused by an outside to in club path with an open face.