>>149183669

bloody turd

bloody turd

A lot of coping to defend Floppy McGee

Khalil is hungry and hoenstly I think his loss to Pereira emboldened his spirit knowing he could hurt Alex and last an bit. Jamalhalal on the other hand is an fat Bo Nigger with gay footwork and no skills outside of swangin and bangin. Food for thought.

Kody Steal but it just a black guy

how can you look at Jameel's dumpy fat gassing in 30 seconds frame and think
>yep that's the skinny fat black son of a bitch I want to pick
are you fucking crazy man

Coldy Steel

>>149214285 (OP)
From the next upcoming 5 events on 4 fights interest me.

>>149214520
thats a good ratio

Jamall looks like a guy Kimbo beat up on a twofer day, he's fuckin afro puff with none of the charm

>>149214285 (OP)

>>149214549
UFC is washed

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>149214619
Become Bobby Green

>>149214792

Jamal most likely saw Azerbaijan region in Iran and thought he was going there.

>>149214854
Zesty

>>149215014
has jon jones seen this zesty white boy

>>149214892
so he decided to become a fat piece of shit in preparation? makes sense buddeh

Usman back.

Somehow...usman has returned

Ooozeman

Marty

snoozeman

>>149215053
he prefers brazzas

>>149215103
>he's next

Movie

Someone post justed khabib

Usman should heem Ben in his Wisconsin bed and get revenge imho

propa bit o scran lads

Francis Umbdu

Sokartvelian supremacy

So nobody wants to discuss anything eh

>>149215544
lets discuss this last card

Post khabib where he looks cooked af

Post that webm

You know the one

toporio's a little german mongrel

>>149215584
>>149215619
This is when I realized neither of these two will ever be real champions.

>>149215648
why not that's shonen main character behaviour

>>149215648

When you were partying, I practiced BJJ. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered padwork. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Topuria born in Germany from georgian parents. Spanish national who larps as mexican.

did it live up to the hype

So if Islam wins, then Usman might get a title shot. where does Shavkat fit into this?

>>149215836
Ive heard Islam has been considering retirement or a move back to lightweight because he doesn't want to fight his friend kamaru usman after last night.

Usman beat buckley? Sorry brazza liddle bit ramadan just starting you know dis I meybe rematch real Brazilian gangster Charles Olivera.

>>149215900
Checked.

>>149215928
in awe at the hapsburg chin on this lad

>>149215852
>move back to lightweight
>it's real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEIwl_lrq8E&t=3993s guru moan

>>149216127
Bit gay lad.

>>149216127
Hard pass.

>>149216127
I don't know why the timestamp is not working it happens at 1:06:33
>>149216158
Just pointing it out
>>149216186
your loss

caio borralho said bellato is dead. RIP

>>149215681
>Tom savors the latest treat from his shat in Adidas

that card pretty much killed any barely renewed interest I had in MMA

Tom vs Gane goes to a competitive back-and-forth decision and meanwhile Jon Jones takes a long pull on his crack pipe and laughs. He has won.

>>149216376
topuria vs oliveira in two weeks

>>149216478
next tell him about pvz's butthole.

Russian TUF seems to be some sort of alternate reality

>>149216691
dana is gonna cut arman

>>149216691
more and more I am convinced that it wasn't just missing weight. that nigga definitely got busted for drugs.

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00z3HvzWOxU

>>149216691
Hype Fighting Promotion had 2 events in 2024 and 0 in 2025 so what exactly is this reality show supposed to advertise?

Marty Usman is white

kamaru usman's signature win is now a tomato can who couldnt crack through the middleweight top 15

>>149214792
Don't sing your posts.

>>149217667
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again

>>149217707
>

>>149217667
Oh help me Dana, I'm bully in the alley
Wey hey, bully in the alley
Help me Dana, I'm bully in the alley
Bully down in my Shinbone Al

Now Jolie is a girl in Shinbone Alley
Wey hey, bully in the alley
Jolie is the girl that I spliced nearly
Bully down in my Shinbone Al

>>149216691
Shartman is such a jabroni.

>>149218018

What is the mma equivalent of Israel vs Iran?

wittman is up to something

Islam vs Israel

Will we ever have an Juggalo themed MMA fighter? Food for thought

>>149218072
Bo Nickal vs De Ridder

>>149217109

Bo Nigger

Hey now...

>>149217642
Strickraped was champion doe

>bogdan grad fight week
>/heem/ is vacant

>>149217109
these ring girls are great. hiring the local onlyfans girls for ring girl duties should be standard practice instead of parading around your harem of walled hags like dana does. this backwater promotion had a delicious slampig, an anime cospay girl and this one. an excellent showing

>>149218518
You need to touch grass.

>>149218072
CM Punk vs Mike Jackson

>Damn what an ugly freak
>realize my monitor is off

>>149218450

>>149218589

>Horiguchi fight week
>Heem is dormant

well?

>>149218710
I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.

>gouch is only 34

>my pawg milf mom vs my bully
>heem is defunct

>>149215519
So handsome and stoic my boy is

>>149218492
Stop posting this picture

2 weeks till the ppv
forget whos fighting though

B-but I mistook the look of disdain for plebism as fear because reddit told me

>>149218710
'fraid not

>>149218691
He pulled out

Usdaddy deserves a title shot

Facts = There is simply no proof that Jones is gay, no some fat smelly youtuber in his basement rambling is not proof

I did control button and f and typed Boston Salmon and you know what I got 0 results

I did cobtrol button and f and typed Joe Pyfer and you know what I got 0 results

I did contorl button and f and typed Brendan Schaub and uou know what I got 0 results
Wish i could spit in your fuken faces

>>149219100

>>149219084
>no proof that Jones is gay
hes black

>>149219100
I posted a Brendan Shawn webm earlier in the threaden

Enjoy an ice cold refreshing Schaubscicle to cool off on another hot summer day.

Remembering that meng with a schaub meng shaped meng

>>149219248
It's still spring shit for brians

>>149219100
All you'll be spitting on will be this dick after I qeem your ass. Respectfully.

A feeling that I never never never never had before

how about a british team named the fighting lads

>>149219296
We dont sign our posts here Mr Shitforbrains

>>149219472
sounds cool

this doo out here enjoying his summer

>>149219512
The fighting beans

>>149219543
Im out here just living my absolute best life.

bullshit frankly

>>149219543
Tawlmbout Georgian boy summer b?

the fighting n

Stalin, Merab, Totopo. Something about these short georgian guys that makes them absolute beasts.

Why give the quitting bitch who crotch sniffed a decision against chandler a title shot, gaethje would have unironically made more sense

>>149219665
You're so mad over something that can't change

>>149219665
He tanked that shit

>>149219665
I want to see Chandler get hurt very badly.

>>149219743
wash the pindet fign

>>149217873
mewvement is just too strong

BO NICKAL

Yu looking bitch yu little hoe yo wife's in my DMs baby!

paul craig was robbed

>>149214285 (OP)
Someone brought an audio slug?

thought I had a schaub brewing but it was just an explosive and athletic brap

Every day Jon wakes up and puts his shoes on freely he wins and Tom loses.

to me, buckley won

to me, the jedi are evil

i mean it really was vintage usman we saw, vintage, mint condition.

I know all about yer freaking clones meng!

>squish squish
what's that sound? lil aspinall's come to town!

Good double the under dog, twice the profits.

What ever happened luke rockhold niggers

>>149220485
What is with the schizophrenia here gg

>>149220675
Its an great podcast that really deserves more listeners

>>149220723
I agree

has dana cut bellato yet?

>>149220723
>>149220739
Reddit is down the hall and to the right

>>149220763
Turn on your monitor.

>>149220763

Luker holders

Luke Thomas

Kevin Nash was asking for it.

>>149220723
they could actively suck my dick through the podcast and Id still refuse to listen

>>149221002
Some say Lee Rigby was asking for it as well.

Yeah bro tuporia knocks out charles

>>149220958
kek he told dude hands behind your back mister, youre under arrest

>>149221048
On Planet Retard I'd imagine

>>149221056
Yeah maybe on opposite day on planet retard in the dumb fuck system

corr

>>149220999
hes racist now

Ilia has never fought someone with legit 1 punch KO power like Charles. Also he's fucking massive.

Still, if Ilia closes the distance then I think Olive boy is gonna sleep for like 10 minutes and people will think he's dead.

>>149220999
he actually said this

>>149221085
《_(°0°)_》

>>149221083
Whos the skirt?

>>149219665
garth got heemed by the guy Apturo heemed

>>149221154
Kwab

>>149221096
>Ilia has never fought someone with legit 1 punch KO power like Charles
think. there's one guy that everyone thought murked flat earther in a single punch.

ples dana give me lobotomy gangster gaychee ufc iran u know dis real champ fite

>>149221211

>>149221192
I-I have CTE prease andastand...
Anyway Josh wasn't HUGE like Charles though. It's like Ilia when from normal goblin to huge hobgoblin.

>>149221192
he said that orc nigga is the most dangerous opponent he's faced and that he had to be careful in that fight

Chama back

When Charles chokes Ilia out round 1 I will piss on your grave and fuck your sister

>>149221249
*went
fucke I'm retarded today

Best of wmma
https://youtu.be/mWtS2ZhqmOQ?si=KtS8cuQkbBVbESo2

Best of wmma:

what kind of retard do you have to be to believe in fuckin Charles??? the only illuminated about Olivera is his ability to quit

Charles Quitovera

VERY proud of daner for nailing the 6/6 perfect decision card last night. He's getting very good at avoiding any fighter getting injured whatsoever

Ilia is the man to defeat Jon Jones

>>149221525
Its a well known fact that Topuria is a big fan of Steve Harvey shocked compilations

>>149221586
Topuria reads alot of books

>>149221301
If topuria heems shartles you post your pink bussy

it is impossible to suffer in Chile

Luke "Rockhold" Niggers.

EXPLODE

>>149221725
Wait what the fuck this is in Chile?
>it says stgo chile right there

>>149221725
trvke

>>149221725
You could look like that guy

>>149221755
imagine missing this lad

I could just go to Argentina

woah two sets of fake tits and ass?!?!? wowee zowee!

A biological woman ? AWWOOOOOOGGGA

never seen such a fall off.

>>149221850

>>149221907
Imagine voting for Ziovier Zoglei. Even Gabriel "el merluzo" Boric is less embarrasing.

>>149221900
>1k videos

aryan aesthetics

For me it's the babe Ruth

>>149221419
Paul felder will have to sit near Rogan yelling ''wow these two are the elite of the eliiiiiiiite'' knowing that he made shartles tap to strikes

>>149221907
Fucking SOVLFUL.

>>149222016
Prime dragon fucking banged and Charles was like 21 there nothing to be ashamed of cazzie

>>149222034
THE??

>>149222088
imagine the level of can you have to be to get heemed by kwabson

women used to whisper sensually in my ear now I'm fat and old and they just want anal

>>149222088
Prime Cube does the same to Topiaria.

>>149221907
uhhh whom?

>>149222140
some can dont worry about him

>>149222088
Fell in SMIFF-esque fashion

https://youtu.be/1so8si-8oxw

wouldnt mind being her arsemate if you know what im talmbout

>>149222225
LETS WRESTLE LETS WRESTLE

>>149222286
kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk stupid shartles

https://streamable.com/5gdsro

>>149222361
noooez not the aremaneians they dindu

>>149221907

Thanks for making me less hyped about that fight faggots

>>149222447

>>149222447
>That face when the rabbi eats your foreskin

>>149222479
err americabros.. whats this??

>>149222361
Not my problem. I will continue to pirate cards regularly

>>149222361
Where was Shartman when his people were being annihilated?

>>149222361
>sportwash

Shartman Hussein.

>>149222361
This is a supportable boycott.
Armenian genocide is the real genocide. Arman and others should speak up.

>>149222576
He lives and trains in Russia, all his teammates are russian brazzas

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>149221083
What's the @ on that braphog?

...I'll follow them.

jim miller is the ufc goat because he has the most wins

>>149222576
Arman is to Armenia, what Volk is to Schaubstralia

>>149222678
no idea b. if you find out please let me know, she owes me sex

>>149222704
What do purple shorts mean?

You wanna wrestle then let's wrestle. Let's wrestle, let's wrestle yeah you wish mate wrestle my fist out of yer fookin eyesocket yea??

https://youtu.be/2fDkxQBjgFU

Rest my balls on your forehead

Peter yan and wellmaker might be the only good chinease fighters when you think about it.

>>149222777
This is the Post.

>>149222837
Why couldn't O'Cuckley do this?

Supposedly Hunter Campbell went to Dagestan with the intent of convincing Islam to move up to Welterweight

>>149222843
https://youtu.be/uzW2xExaccA?si=oRZ-5JnKT2oEJuER

>>149222921

>>149222901
supposed by whom? umar?
yeah im doubting this allegation

THEY WILL DEVOUR YOU

Belato won the story here.

you'll be wrestling me meng out of yer bussy mate

>>149222954
good

>>149222944
Why couldn't Khabib do this

https://youtu.be/6DJTQqlZxpg?si=HGQD5MQwWyZjeOW7

WE DESEREVE BETTER

What are you gonna do you gonna try wrestling me again? Its not gonna work this time.

>WE'RE GONNA WRESTLE!!

>>149222978
khabib needed 4
nate did it in 2
levels volumes dimesensions chills goosebumps convulsions

>>149222978
Khabitch went life and death with Nate's leftovers kek

Why heem when I can just shoot you?

>>149223097
Unbreakable. Titanium Shinbone.

crazy how psychology decided the 2nd leon vs usmeng title fight
usman was the better fighter still (he dominated the first title fight, theres no way there was a big shift in skill between that and their rematch). however leon had the champion confidence boost, and usmeng had the confidence negative boost of losing

>>149223097
I'd simply tank your shit, B.

They were super necessary.

The follow-up shots weren't really necessary

Colby vindicated.

>>149223106
Gooby pulled out of chandler thanks to said shinbone

They were a consequence of Necessity.

>>149223172
*An

Nah fuck that, you was out there playing touch-butt with that dork in the park.

what do you mean were they necessary?

>>149223172
mexico with the vocabulary

AHHHHHHHHHhhhh, HE DID THE TRUMP DANCE!!

Awwwwwhh yeaaaaah!!

Whittaker/De Ridder was announced 13 hours ago and NO ONE has mentioned it ITT

It's follow up or be followed up world

whats with you queers so eager to express your submission to your leader?

sex with chilean anime girls

ye i'm thinking the follow up was SCHAUBnessary

>>149223359
Ranked Canadian fighters?

>>149223368
>huuuuuuuge fan of cro cop b

In K-1 it's about getting followed up

>>149223368
Dribbled that boy head like a damn basket bawl bappa, gah-doooosh

>>149223382
Anshul jubli, maybe you heard of him

>>149223486
Imagine detonating an improvised explosive device in the middle of that crowd.

>>149223534

fuck you

>>149223679
you'll do fucking nothing

Keep talking shit and i'll give you a Canelo sandwich

>>149223679

kill joeakim buckley

>>149223679
I agree

Walkin Buckley

luke was saying that usmengs knees are indeed heemed and how you can tell by how he goes in for takedowns.

>>149224053
Chills.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6ZZsl8AfRWg?feature=share

>Tom: You guys ever get scared reading Goosebumps?
>DC: No, I never was scared by Goosebumps. It was so derivative and the appro-
>Tom: N-No, me too, actually! Me too.

Evan Tanner is still alive

we can't follow them

>>149224255
fact

herro grood earing
ree mrust fright for grory of chrina
chrina numberu ran
GO CHRINA
GRORY TO CHRINA

A guy who knew me from childhood but we haven't hung out or talked in over 15 years says he's having an amateur MMA fight on July 12 and wants me to be in his corner.

3 of Jon Jones' thot daughters or 1 of Tom Aspinal's nincompoop son?

>>149224384
dont let em bully u son

>>149224340
100000 baht aaah face

>>149224384
Is he indian or chinese?

Deez nuts!

>>149224431
Statistically there's a higher chance that you're Mexican or black, think about how you'd feel if I assumed that about you

>>149224480
I wouldn't mind.

>>149224340
Forget this busted ho, post Shi Meng.

>>149224492
That's not very alpha

>>149224384
are you gonna do it? do you train ufc or something

>>149224517
the fuck do you know about that? you're canadian

Brehs...

>>149224534
my hands are slightly more feminine and delicate

has there been 1 sexy female ufc fighter? they are all dorky even the odd attractive one except gina. she was femanine

GFL never dies

>>149224534
Look at that babushka curtain pattern

>>149224555
Your mom when I had sex with her

>>149224518
Sure, I've trained a few times here and there but he has people he trains with in his corner too. I could give him basic striking advice, not grappling though.
I'm just a bit skeptical of the follow through because I tried to set up a call to get in the loop now that I'm invested in him winning and he's having trouble getting back to me. He's kind of an unreliable type afaik. But at worst I figure it means he just needs moral support and I can always show up just to watch if it comes to that. Will probably take place in a gym, I don't even know.

>>149214520
Let's have a look.
tagir vs azat is ok
ilia vs charles is good.
kkf vs pantoja is good
royval vs van is great
moicano vs dariush is ok
max vs poorier is great
that's 6 interesting fights and I'm not even through the fourth card.

>>149224555
Attractive women don't become mma fighters

whats it all far?

>>149224626
A reality in female mma is that the attractive women become models or onlyfans girls or some other shit like that, whereas physically gifted women become gymnasts or volleyball players. So wmma fighters are usually ugly bums.

It's actually not that different from regular mma, very few fighters would make it into the elite of baseball,basketball, american football or real football (aka soccer)

Funny that /heem/ is commenting on others’ attractiveness

>>149224677
>>149224626
its not even the attractiveness imo. some are attractive enough but none are cute/femanine/sexy, etc.

fuck it

>>149224709
Everyone here is the peak of human attractiveness

im attractiver than every here

A tricycle is a seated unicycle

it doesn't matter

>>149224851
Your mom uses my dick as the seat

>>149224851
There are unicycles with seats

the Neanderthal will heem

>>149224709
Im an adonis you absolute cretin

A seated Unicycle is a seated Unicycle

it won't end

>>149224626
>>149224555
CAZZZZZZZZIE ALEEEERT

>>149224978
That's ai you goof

doo owns a unicycle

it won't change anything

>>149224609
>ilia vs charles is good
Only casuals think this, it's not title fight worthy
Ilia is not fighting the best of the best, he is fighting a quitting trannyzilian

a seatless unicycle is seemingly some of yall nigga preferred mode of transport

That's disgusting

how could it?

>>149225033
>it's not title fight worthy
Didn't say that, said it was good. which it is, both have nary a boring fight in their resume and it is also consequential cause it will show how much size is a limiting factor for ilia.

bro we geeeet it you really like mads mikkelson gawld dawg

Can't believe I miss heems for a weekend and scottish bonesppreciator Paul Craig got a ko

We can't

>>149225164
You left me alone with jeetnadia and frangeria, julius

>>149225199
In my defence I was having sexual intercourts b

it will conclude

No one is watching K-1, blame cro bum

>>149225262
jew

Happy Fathers Day You Fatherless Bastards. Respectfully.

Im not gonna sugar coat it for you

>>149225306
I have not procreated

nothing is assured

RIP Ben Askren

>squish squish
REB IN PEATS BEN ASKWOOOOWOOOWOAO

work in 2, I'm still hammered

>>149225369
Bro should have retired after the Jake Paul fight

>my boy is a retard, Im a victim :(

>>149225390
Kek all this tough talk and you are just another goy wagie

>>149225390
"Hi weclome to Wal Mart" yeah b your job is hell

>wal mart
GM SAAAAAAAAAAR

>>149225431
>Wal Mart
im in the UK bruv
>>149225424
until das krieg, i will provide, coca cola boy

what's next for kris moutinho

it wont end

Patchy Mix is not in the mix

>>149225471
short notice sean rematch

>>149225471
overdosing in a Swansea drug den

>nooo dont heckin spell my favorite corporations name wroooong!

>>149225482
/heem/ lost all credentials when 80% of the general picked minx against Mario Bautista

onions un hombre muy honrado

aguardiente es lo mejor

press my cheeks against the wall and brap
call that a Wal Fart

>>149225509
Talmbout?

I've got Beastlal by tko or submission in the 4th or 5th after putting hands on De La Lamea the whole fight

I think i saw the same thing

>>149225548
Kwab didn't some retard here actually pick this?

>>149225509
/heem/ has fallen to the youtubers

Imagine picking belal by tko haha why its almost like they were just joking

>>149225334
Me near there

>>149225509
anyone who has watched bellator in the last ten years loses all cred immediately and factually

im going to heem a paki today

>you ever hear of rose namajunas?

the death of mma

strangling mma to death with an extension cord

fuck out my face

>>149225629

mma has been killed

ill get it boxed off

if MMA is dead there's basically no point in resuscitating Askren
I'll get the pillow

mma in its grave

pay me in cash

the blood of mma is on your hands

turn up to work with eyes like dirty diesel

Usman can kneegrow if needed

god if i have to die you will have to die

stomping and soccer kicking mma like it's Hasbulla's spine

>>149225689
>dirty diesel
dear oh dear

The antisemitism stops now

>>149225746
says who?

>>149225758
You're not japanese

>>149225746
Intensifies actually permaheem a helwani hh

one more post about missiles hitting Israel and I just...might...snap.

>>149225806
your post made my clitty rage so hard my cage flew off and knocked me into an oven

>>149225772
just shut your faggot mouth, little boy

How is former ufc fighter natan levy commented from his lickle bomb shelter yet

>>149225820
Bryce got slept by A HOLY WARRIOR OF ISRAEL

>>149225841
You smell like curdled milk I regret to relay

>>149225841
i dont care at all

*enters Greater Israel*

Antisemanticism

i said what i said

I'm antisemantic

pls send Jean Silva to Tel Aviv so he can bark at incoming missiles it's what he would want

Why did you stopped posti-

Islam Makhachev Funny Moments Compilation Pt.4 [HILARIOUS!]

>BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, LOOK ISLAM IS GRINDING COFFEE HE THINKS HES PEOPLE!!!

>>149219051
His bussy has not yet recovered from Merab, sadlybeit.

>>149226001
When will khabib just fuck off already tired of hearing from this duck bitch

I need help

>>149226028
Cry about it.

brazza in green hoodie

>>149226045
The bane of welterweight

Ali Abdelaziz failed to operate a manual coffee grinder as the mechanism confused him.

Aliab De Laziz

>>149226045
beast

in a different timeline ali abdelaziz successfully operated the manual coffee grinder as he is well versed in the mechanism of coffee grinders

Hasbulla forced into a coffee grinder fit to his dimensions

Hapsbulla

>>149226081
I think the coffee grinder incident is a canon event

behold
womens mixed martial arts

>>149226106
we'll never know...unless...

>>149226108
at :30 he lowers hand for sneaky heeming of meng

doo watched the full clip

>>149226133
very disrespectful

my most unpopular MMA opinion is that jon jones probably would have had his best performance as a middleweight

my most popular mma opinion is that jon jones is gay

Unpopular opinion: popular opinions are unpopular

Hasbulla has been reported missing in Israel a rock hit his ant farm RIP I fear

pbuh (penis butt ultra heem)

>>149226240
bullshit, HasBULLa would never set foot on Israel

>>149226245
AND NOW IT'S TIME, FOR OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! BUTT VERSUS PENIS III BROUGHT TO YOU BY CULO BLANCO TEQUILA!

>>149226263
Hasbulla doesn't have feet he has hideous crustacean flippers like a lovecraftian villager

>yeah bro i won the ohio taekwondo playoffs when i was 15 got a trophy and everything

holy crap just when I thought Rogan couldn't get any cooler

>>149214854
squidward if he real

>>149226331
Imagine the taekwondo zest showers

>>149214285 (OP)
GSP, Jorge Masvidal and Brandon Moreno

>>149226381
*jubli, Jones and Yair

hunter campbell, sean shelby, mick maynard, dana white, these are the men that decides your fate as a fighter in the UFC

>>149226439
You're responsible for your own fate.

>>149226433
Jubli is actually skilled

i woke up this morning and thought im not going to work today until i've had a shit
i won't be forced to shit in a dimly lit room open to anyone else that want's to come in and ruin the zen of me shitting anymore
i won't sit in the cubical on my phone watching mma gossip videos with subtitles and waiting for other people to leave so i can try and continue shitting in peace anymore
i could have not shit for 2 weeks i could be putting half an inch thick skid marks in my undies but as soon as i hear that door open i can't shit
im not putting up with it
im living my own life how i want to live it
im doing what i want to do
there's a line in the sand

>>149226445
my fate? it has already been written

You can say jubli sucks, you can even say jubli reeks but you can't say he is not a star

Jubli gets more acknowledgement here than Pootan does now

Poatan is still the greatest 205er of all time

niger

>>149226533

Has any other UFC event had all decision on the main card?

The product is at an all time low with no heavyweight champ and diluted divisions of failed UFC products and wrestlefuckers

>>149226533
right below your homeland b

Tired. Just tired.

homelander

>>149226631
if you aint cheating you aint trying, Dana should give him a bonus

Sad to see him turn on jones, but he's right you know.

>>149226676
welp if Rogan says so it must be canon

Joe Rogan said that he did not have sex with the man at the lake.

Joe Rogan is a homosexual

>>149226751
yeah so?

>>149226754
homosexuals shouldn't be given a platform :)

I don't like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don't like gays.

>>149226656
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>>149226656
New

heme