Thread 149218929

SF, BOS - Devers

Dodgers!

doyers

doyers

doyers

>>149218929 (OP)
GAWD i'm blown aback by that female azz

Giants got a fat beaner chipmunk or something

>>149218908
That doesn't even make sense. You would think having more space would let bunions grow not restricted space

>>149218989
>female azz
Female?

what inning will May give up a multi-run homer and spill his spaghetti?

Doyers

Yankees.

>walked
no...

>>149219001
Bunions grow because the toes are squished

>>149219015
This inning. It'll be a 3 run homer after two walks and a flyout, then 8 pitch K. Book it

>doyerpacos cant stop talking about the Padres
kek

>>149219016
let me fuck you ffs

Can i be real guys?

Chapman and Devers sounds great but im scared for people getting dumped again

prospects are one thing but man im gonna miss schmitt

no one cares poodrespaco

So are the Red Sox tanking?

Real >Doyer Hours rn

Jintsbros...

anyone watching the dodgers, giants game?

>>149219151
yaz

>>149219151
yeah, my broadcast sucks ass though. they're just showing the game and talking about some other shit

>>149219130
youre a faggot if you cheer for injuries

>>149219151
It's literally the only thing on TV

Uhhh Red Sox tf you doing?

>>149219186
don't you see my tears in that image

Does devers move the needle? I’d say it puts the giants closer to the padres.

>>149219176
ESPN is so ass. ima turn off this fucking retard yapping and just hit the radio

>>149219130
Who got injured?

BUNT GODS

>>149219193
turn the TV off you spastic retard

>>149219224
no one, schmitt fouled the ball on to his leg but he's all right

Why didn't the Red Sox trade Devers to the Dodgers, Mets, or Cubs? I only care about those teams.

>>149219218
it seriously lengthens their lineup. it's rare to see a quality bat like that get moved so early in the season.

>Bases loaded
Like clockwork

Devers has to be a locker room cancer then

time for a may salami special

>>149219015
cringe

>>149219299
Get with the times gramps. Its the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNyOQj02_Mw

>>149219307
Red Sox have a long history of being shitty with their players also

let's go let's go

Doggies got out of that jam

>>149219333
cringe.

>>149219343
EYE

LOVE

ANIKMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manfred should force the Pirates to trade Skenes to the Doyers next.

>>149219356
indeed :^)

>>149219371
this

Red sox, all hope isn't lost. We'll eat half the contract for bogey and send you some pitching if you take him back. Not too late for a trade!

>>149219193
that's not true. fc valour vs. atléitco ottawa are on tsn

>>149219371
"The wheels are in motion"

>>149219357
oi. Be nice to the friend of plants.

>>149219371
You mean Yankees. He needs to assure the rematch of last years World Series.

>Mookie in LA
>Xander in SD
>Devers in SF
Durran to Rockies or Dbacks? Also I'd hate to be a fan of the 2018 team rn

>on-field interview
mute button do your thing

How did my mets do this weekend

>>149219440
Me in ur mum’s vagina lel

god this espn stream is fucking horrible

>>149219471
>How did my mets do this weekend
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

BAD CALL BAD CALL

>>149219471
the good news is they're still the best team in both NYC and the NL

EGGMAN

EGGMAN

STRIIIIIKE THREEEEE

EGGMAN

EGGMAN
shoulda been a 2-run blast

>>149219513
but they play in new jersey...

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! SEAN HJELLE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

>>149219484
Anon I was created in a vat tube

TOMMY BASEBALL

>>149219411
idk what that is

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TOTAL EGGMAN SUPREMACY

WALKTANI

Walktani
https://youtu.be/zGQN8vdwVrI

>>149219464

i mean we did lose

>>149219594
>>149219575
cringe posting

>Should have been a two run homer
>:(

>>149219613
>cringe posting
well you are in /mlb/. what did you expect?

>>149219627
yeah, rushing got a bad call

>>149219001
Poor fitting shoes less to bunions because your toes are squished together unnaturally and it causes them to form.

This is why women get them more often than men because women wear high heels which force your toes into a point unnaturally. If you want to avoid bunions you need well fitting shoes or you can just wear flipflops all the time

>>149219613
a high OBP should be celebrated :)

>>149219627
New dodgers fan?

this trash espn broadcast wont stfu about this trade nobody gives a shit about.

reminder: doyerpaco spams trash pics in dead threads

>>149219681
>joe davis is sucking off the doyers
surprised?

Can someone tell me how the Mets got on in the last serious? Weren't they playing some joke team from Florida?

>>149219696
Someone post the tweet where he said "I wouldn't announce for dodgers if they weren't a winning team"

Devers must have been acting like a huge faggot behind the scenes

>>149219696
they're winning and just hit a home run

>>149219721
nobody cares, paco

watching the dodgers

i think devers SUCK

>>149219713
he's a whiner not a team player

>>149219738
hate watching?

How rude of Edman for hitting a bomb while ESPN discusses the Devers trade.

>>149219738
based tbqhwy

>>149219713
never heard of a toxic situation between the employer and employee?

>>149219710
The Rays? They’re one of the hottest team in mlb rn.

>>149219732
Cares enough to reply :)

>>149219681
i give a shit about it and have appreciated the yapping
t. white dodgers fan

>streams broken
ree
Thank god you all are here to disseminate accounts of the game (with express consent of major league baseball)

>>149219440
We need Duran but we can send a huge package if you take bogey back. Please lol

Cane's enough to try.

LMAO MAY IS RETARDED

>>149219781
ironic :^)

>>149219805
might be enough to push them ahead of the poodres

>>149219820
IAYC :)

well if you're gonna bean someone then at least make it count

>>149219540
the metropolitans are located in queens, NY, slugger.

>>149219836
you've eaten a lot of cum

LET'S GO ANDY PAGES

>>149218929 (OP)
>devers
WHAT THE FUUUUCK?

>>149219710
Rent free innit?

>>149219839
queens is spiritually in jersey

>>149219846
IAYC :)

>>149219881
>>149219846

>>149219868
>you're seething because you're laughing at my team getting swept
???

>>149219871
is that why it's so based?

>>149219889
Not an argument

>>149219915
based on what?

>>149219820
>ironic :^)
He could save others from death but not himself.
(redux)

Listening to the spanish broadcast for the true doyer experience.

And to practice my Spanish god this language makes me SICK.

>>149219925
based on DEEZ NUTS
HAH! GOTEEM

>>149219769
>tell your east coast team to eat shit
>san francisco will roll out the red carpet
worked for jimmy butler to warriors and now raffy devers to giants, hopefully devers helps the giants into the playoffs too

>>149219943
Why do you wanna learn it?

>>149219902
kek no one said the word seething, but you woke up thinking about YOUR New York Metropolitans ;)

>>149219805
>t. white dodgers fan
huh?

FATHERS DAY

>>149219902
mestfags aren't the brightest

>>149219805
t. only white dodgers fan

>>149219993
AY PAPI

>>149219943
>be bong
>seethe

we ain't even gay ants!

>>149219966
Boggs, Clemens, Garciaparra and Mookie all left Boston having issues with the team just off the top of my head.

Dubs or better and Jarren Duran gets traded this week.

I’m suddenly happy again.

>>149220027
I'm a girl tho

Don’t care. Still swept the yankeeluigis

Which men have a Recker?

>>149220050
Me

What does Jomboy have to say about this?

>>149220040
fuck my ass

>>149220063
>>149220065
accurate

>>149220035
>>149220048
Red Sox are a piece of shit franchise. They’re essentially saying “how well will you be with 8 other players who suck, you’re not the star”.

>>149220040
fuck my ass

>>149220079
If only you knew how bad things really are

>>149219975
No I checked the evenings scores and noted the Mets got swept and laughed that the best team in MLB is no longer the best.

>>149219970
Utility, feel like need to know it. Don't really enjoy it though. Spanish media almost always absolute trash be it music or tv. Maybe literature only thing possibly worthwhile. It's just not a nice language to listen to.

Reds are comin for that ass Cubs

Just got home. How my Jints doing?

>>149220109
>be bong
>seethe

Cubbies are 1.5 games out from the 1 seed

>>149220150
Holy fuck can you just fuck off you annoying cunt you are absolutely fucking insufferable

The perfidious spawn of albion

>>149220109
We’re you on a jannie vacation or something? I thought the thread seemed more pleasant the past few days.

That winning streak was nice but I guess it's time for the long journey back to under .500 as the dog days of summer heat up. Fully expect Scherzer to get lit up when he gets back.

>>149220126
devers is on his way, so it's a win regardless of the dodger game.

>>149220180
>be bong
>seethe

Another HBP for May

damn fool giants suck ese

dafuq May

>>149220214
How are you Jints gonna deal with that clubhouse cancer for 30 mil a year plus tip? Is he and Chapman gonna have a punch out over who plays 3B?

Be lucky the brit isn't blogposting.
Brits love to blogpost and they're always incredibly bleak and dire

REDS are coming for that ASS CUBS

SHIT

>>149220252
Qrd?

>>149220252
Get a ring

>>149220252
this legit could be a multi level trade if chapman comes back stronger

on the board baby

>>149220005
>t. only white dodgers fan
Elle? Is that you?

REDS are coming for that ASSHOLE CUBS

>>149220269
Kek he does that all the time, if I have to read another post about his travels to the US istg… lmao based Aussie

What are they dodging?

stupid ginger faggot

>>149220338
Trolleys

Can’t even get AAAA guys out

FUCK! RETARD MAY

>>149220338
trolley cars in boston back then

For me?
It's Jung Hoo Lee!

>>149220349
>>149220360
who was driving the trolley? Caitlyn Jenner?

Jints are delusional

2 RBI TRIPLE OF THE WIND

>>149220360
>in boston back then
kek dodgers aren't even LA real team? Just like Lakers? kek anything in LA is original or no?

>>149220338
hololive merch being forced down their throats

Also Chapman is trash, that bitch dogged it on my Jays and deserves nothing but scorn.

may sucks ass

I want to see Red Sox panamas reaction to this one.

>>149220391
everyone knows they're from brooklyn, bro

>>149220393
ANIME!!!

>>149220360
>Boston
Holy fuck based dodgers lifelong lmfao

>>149220426
its worthless trash!

>>149220360
I LOVE The Boston Dodgers

>>149220412
>>149218763

>>149220448
You'll never get your hands on cute anime DOYER stickers with that attitude.

Boston Dodgers fan here

>>149220426
You just KNOW that's going to become someones unwashed cumrag...

AA Binghamton

May spaghetti spilling has begun

>>149220415
I not know that "bro" what a culturally irrelevant city LA has

>>149220476
Seasoned vets would just wrap it around the waist of their sex doll

>>149220360
false flag

>>149220476
>be bong
>seethe

Fucking kike with the swing and miss

I'm not done talking about how bad my blue jays are

FUCKIN KIKE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

don't interrupt me cunts I'm trying to seethe here

>>149220502
Every time a doyers fan says something retarded you newfags say this… oh look mays is on the hill!

>Traded away Kyle Harrison and Jordan Hicks
Wtf jintsbros

>>149220490
>Choice of THREE (3) cartoon characters to leave your fleshlight load in!!!

LOL kinoSHITa group

>>149220412
>>149220456
kek

>>149220484
Did you have a stroke or something?

>get home
>My Jints losing 2-0
>Immediately take the lead

Yup. I must be a good luck charm

>>149220456
KEK…it’s kino!!!

>Hjelle already out of the game
???

>>149220549
no one cares poodrepaco

Boston Dodgers LGBTQS did we get to cocky?

Synched up the radio broadcast on my surround sound system over the awful ESPN broadcast.
Yup. It's kino!

>Tibbs and Bello in the trade

Jintsbros, we aren’t going to regret this like the poodres and Soto right?

>>149220600
trying too hard pal, just be yourself - we're all friends here! x

>luis garcia
>no

>>149220594
Just got home. Did he actually start the game??

bau bau btw

>>149220616
Devers isn't a rental

>>149220581
No are you has one jose?

>>149220625
>no

I'll miss harrison. Hopefully Devers doesnt regress like all these other bums

>>149220625
saw him smiling in the dugout last night

Just gripped a new dodgers fitted bros

Nobody understands my shit eating grin of joy right now.

The Blue Gays and Stankees need to lose more games, the Rays ascension will be glorious

I got ya good luck charm..... right here!!!!

who should the metsies trade for?

>>149220616
I really liked Kyle Harrison :(
Bay area kid

>>149220702
You eat shit?

>>149220725
I still can’t believe they put this nigga on the IL for crying too much baka

Game should be tied up ong

>>149220732
Only from boricua culo

>>149220616
I follow the rivercats and get SJ/richmond/eugene farm posts on twitter for some reason and I've never heard of those guys. Just eldridge

CLAYTON KERSHAW

I just drank a regular Coke. That shit was like crack. Usually I only drink sugar free diet drinks

why would the team with the easiest schedule and the highest payroll not have the most wins?

>>149220814
KING KERSHAW

>>149220824
Having the most injuries

Why doesn't Indiana have an MLB team? Feel like the perfect time for an expansion team considering both their NBA and WNBA teams have tons of attention on them now

>>149220338
ICE

>>149220824
They’ve never been the same since the move from Boston

>>149220821
that's how it should be if you're going to drink soda at all, zero sugar as your daily drivers and regular soda as a special treat

May is gonna give up two runs and get pulled after 5.

>>149220821
this+tastykake=win

>>149220830
that's not accurate

>>149220725
This nigga cry again?

>>149220821
wait until you try mexican coke

>>149220616
Trading away Zach Wheeler for a Carlos Beltran rental was bad.
I remember playing Call of Duty with him when he was in the minors :(

>>149220821
>>149220848
Zounds brothers this is the way.
Got to sneak in the big yums between the little treatsies!

>>149220824
why do they have the 2nd easiest remaining schedule if they've had the easiest schedule?

>>149220877
Coke is better in Boston, where my dodgers used to play

>>149220821
all sugar free sodas taste like chemicals
not good for your gut biome!

>>149220857
honestly hilarious how accurate this is

kershaw being a douche lol

I'm over May and his weird looking face

>Walking Yas
this is not gonna go well

>>149220952
you'd have a weird face too if a salad almost killed you

kershaw hat tip to posey's moves and other teams, that's the class we jintsbros appreciate from this guy

I do little "cheat" days, where I pound a couple Yummie Deluxie Smashies 'steada eat'n the Yummie Deluxie Jr.s

NOW it's time for a may salami special

>>149220831
you've got the cubs, white sox, reds, guardians, and even the tigers and cardinals in the vicinity. it's different from other leagues.

downtown indianapolis has a pretty cool MiLB park and they seem to love it.

>>149220973
what is a yummy deluxe smashy?

>>149221001
Where I fold you like a form letter and stuff you full of cock

>>149221013
sounds kinda gay

Mays was on the hill bros…

>>149220973
>>149221001
Alls I know is it's not Cane's.

>>149220994
>you've got the bears, bengals, browns, and even the lions and rams in the vicinity

>>149220898
doyers drink mexican coke

which team is most vegan-friendly?

>>149221020
LFGM

>>149220973
better to die at 70 eating what you wanted than missing out on your glorious 80's living more moderately.

>>149220891
manfred

Your Los Angeles Ramdgers

>>149221030
Mariners

>>149221040
I felt 50 at 30 because of how fat I was. now I'm 45 and feel 30

>>149221040
Sure, sun's burning out, let's all do whatever. But I'll be strong and healthy and you'll be feeble taking fuckin meds to wake up. Wishing you could take it back

>>149221027
it's a hard sell for an expansion.

>>149221054
nobody cares, paco

>>149221059
I walked 2 and a half hours yesterday and felt so good but I didn't exercise at all today and I feel a bit depressed.

>>149221054
I care, chad

We're over 3/5ths of the way to nu tho. What should be the opening pic of the next thread?

>>149220969
Qrd?
I have the radio broadcast playing over the ESPN broadcast

GO DODGERS GO

>>149221090
Boston Dodgers

>>149221077
Exercise is better than most drugs, but it takes a long time to get to the level where it be like that yo
But then you do exercise AND drugs and it's like phwoarrrrrrr

>>149221077
walking is not cardio and won't lose you weight anyways. it's fine to get the blood flowing but your body won't burns calories when you're done. instead, you should do resistance training, like push ups and pull ups, or elastic bands.

>>149221090
Winner of the last game gets the OP

P O K E D
right up the middle

ohtani does it all huh?
surprised he doesn't catch his own pitches! haha x

>>149221064
you won't be so strong and healthy when I zoom up to you in my electric wheelchair and put some buckshot it your ass

>>149221080
are there mexicans named "chad"? asking for my gf

>>149221040
You can still eat what you want without eating poison slop. Gotta be able to cook though.

>Mookie got a hit with Ohtani on base
No fucking way

>>149221089
I can see it now
>June 20th
>Ohtani suffered setback during his simulated game and will not be attending the all star game

>>149221112
>walking is not cardio and won't lose you weight anyways
it's not cardio but it will lose you weight 100%

>>149221112
Good thing I dont care about losing weight cause I already have a healthy one lel. I walk to see nature while hiking that's it. Stop trying to psychoanalyze me you pseud

>>149221117
Mhm but in reality your electric wheelchair exists for future you

>>149221126
Ur mum would know lel

>>149221132
Why do Mexicans love the Dodgers so much?

Did America go through daylights savings this weekend?
The games are all earlier today than they were last week

>>149221126
>are there Mexicans named chad

>>149221139
how can you see nature when you're surrounded by buildings and walk on paved paths?

Central expansions: Indianapolis, Nashville
West expansions: Portland and a real Sacramento team(since the A's want to be a Vegas teams so badly)
East expansions: Carolinas, Expos revival

>>149221054
Nobody cares

>>149221030
Is cock vegan? If not, DEFINITELY not the mets.

>>149221028
I don't normally drink sugary drinks but I always have a Mexican coke on standby in the fridge.

>>149221155
Games always start earlier on Sundays

>>149221117
>>149221141
Just an electric wheelchair, your only friend blinking on yellow, forgot to charge dat shit, can't reach the plug, too fat. Blinking red now, and the yummie deluxies are so far away....

>>149221137
nah, it'll burn some calories while doing it but it's equivalent to breathing to your body, it doesn't think it's extraneous enough to rebuild muscles (latent calorie burning and increase metabolism)

SUCK HIS PP OFF SUCK HIS PP OFF

>>149221141
fr tho I'm sure you know this also. I've known people who took good care of themselves that died before they should've and know even more that are still going who don't take care of themselves in any kind of sensible way.

>>149221116
faggot doesn't even pitch

>>149221162
I hike in parks with no buildings lel

>>149221169
Expand to 32 (Portland and Charlotte added). Move Rays to Nashville

>>149221091
he just complimented posey for making the big move to get devers and had something decent to say about the giants and padres in general

>>149221150
Fernandomania

>>149221155
California is ealrierb then new york

>>149221126
yes. it's short for Chadcho.

>ryan walker
>doesn't walk players
bravo manfred

>>149221179
This looks like the apartment from Cobra Kai

>>149221174
poultry is not vegan, no

>>149221203
Sure yeah life's a gamble, right? But why go for some shitty low roll fucking garbage life. Play the high roll brother
Female attention is nice and they do NOT like men with bigger breasts than them
80 years of nice female attention, fun, energy, adventure
70 years of yummie deluxies

Hmm

>>149221174
ok now you’re seething

>>149221169
they need to remove some fucking teams

Dammit Walker. Please!

>>149221231
busted.

>>149221244
based, let's start with yours

>>149221179
why is it so skinny when mexicans are gordo?

>>149221244
The economy just needs to improve so people have money to go to stadiums, it has nothing to do with the amount of teams.

>>149221244
start with the Mets

Did the dodgers really kick out and ban a lady for singing the national anthem in Spanish??? Pacobros… explain?

>>149221193
yeah nah you're just flat out wrong, if you're overweight walking every day will absolutely help you burn fat and lose weight.

>>149221271
the economy is booming

>espn exclusive
You shitting me?! What’s the fucking point of paying full price for mlb.tv then? I got fucking swindled

ANDY P

ANDY P

OH MY GOD ANDY PAGES

>>149221271
Number

My Jints :(

POTHEADS

>>149221234
this line of convo reminds me of this pajeet scientist who restricts his caloric intake because he wants to live forever. His big treat to himself is to put raisins in his evening bowl of oatmeal.

PAGES HOMER

PAGES!

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>>149221287
It's better than nothing but really is just a baseline activity, walking by itself is a good, great thing for someone who doesn't move much.
For active people, walking is just a thing. You don't feel it, think about it, it just happens. You can go for hours, never lose breath.

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>>149221287
I'm a doctor and the answer is not much, and within a week your body will become acclimated to the new routine and not burn extra calories anymore

the goal is to get your body to start eating itself (boosting metabolism), and for that, resistance exercise is king

Pages should be mvp

BASED PAGES

BASADO

>>149221323
>You can [walk] for hours, never lose breath.
uhh.. yeah lol no shit.

>>149221327
>>149221315
>>149221313
>>149221305
>>149221306
cut this shit out

I think we should test Pages

Jintsbros....how do we come back from this?

>>149221284
she wasn't banned, afaik, but she'll probably never be asked back to sing the national anthem.

>>149221328
For a second I thought you were gonna shill the keto meme

I’ve reached my plateau and trying to get shredded

>>149221310
Homerun doinks for my Andy Pothead

Ealrierb is my favorite elf character in The Silmarillion.

>>149221341
I didn't have time to ping everyone in on the conversation, don't take it personally please. Keep a healthy mind as well

>>149221349
by coping see >>149221346

>>149221328
>I'm a doctor
gee that must mean you're really smart

pack it in boys, walking is useless according to quack MD

>>149221346
>cut this shit out

>>149221349
hope the skip leaves May in for a few more innings.

>>149221346
sorry sir

>PANDY HR for a Panda Plate
kino

>>149221310
>POTHEADS
JAMES SHIELDS

>>149221360
weird concession

>>149221353
big ol' doinks

>>149221323
you just need to think about it though, just because an active person's body is used to movement doesn't mean basic movement that doesn't stress the body stops requiring calories to perform

you might be caught up in the weightlifter mindset where activities that don't build muscle are not worth doing, but that doesn't change the rules of physics

>>149221328
not how it works im a mechanical engineer and as long as your body does work (joules exerted) your body will burn calories. 2nd law of thermodynamics doesn't lie. Fuck you.

lfg you ginger fuck. quick easy inning.

>>149221346
he smacked the first pitch to left just foul and then he really smacked it out on the next pitch

>Dustin May still in the game
Worried

>>149221360
>walking is useless
Reductio ad Absurdum, ladies and gentlemen.
I, world renowned azzfucka, agree with the good doctor's assessment. Walking isn't great for losing weight.
Eating fewer yummie deluxies? Whooo baby now you're cookin' with flava

shut the fuck up about walking idiots baseball is on

>>149221379
Yeah lotta doctors are idiots.

walk on deez nutz

>it’s real
>her last name is Hernandez
add her to the meme

>>149221387
your body is much more complicated than you think and work is subjective. sleeping is considered "work"

>>149221169
You expansion trannies are ridiculous. 2/3rds of the teams already don't try and you want to add 3-6 more shit teams? lmao

We are 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>149221296
Same in UK when I can't even get ESPN and have to buy it through another third party :^)

Didn't even get the AUSL. SCAM.

>>149221406
>Reductio ad Absurdum
fuck you french faggot putting words in my mouth

>>149221426
Calories in Calories out
That's it.

>>149221433
>be bong
>seethe

>>149221445
Truth nuke

doctor and engineers and neets oh my

>>149221425
where does it say she was banned

>>149221454
kek

Doyers looking good tonight. I'll happily take Dustin only giving up 3.

>>149221453
>mover-se mais

cosplaying as doctor doom doesn't make you a real doctor, retard

>>149221445
walking 500 steps when you have never walked 500 steps before will burn more calories than if you walk 500 steps every day

it's easier for a 500hp car to drive 100mph than it is for a 50hp car. when you are stronger, you burn less calories, therefore, walking every day because fewer calories as you continue to do it. otherwise marathon runners would be dead, or consuming 3500 calories a day

>>149221464
Ad Hominem argument.
Calories in, calories out.
Eat less, move more.
Any questions?

>>149221328
>I'm a doctor and the answer is not much
If you were a doctor you'd know you burn roughly the same number of calories per mile walking as you do running.

Exercise generally won't burn calories. It's just easier to stop stuffing your fat face in the first place. To burn ONE twinkie you'd have to walk 2 miles.

>>149221488
yeah, that's a good outing for him

>>149221453
Holy shit come nobody ever thought of this?!

>Team
>Occupation
>Favorite Drink

baseball?

>>149221510
>be bong
>seethe

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>149221510
Truth nuke
You don't burn near as much calories exercising when first starting out as you think you do.
When you get into extreme athletic all-day shit, Amish barn building and that, yeah you gotta eat like a fuckin horse
But fatty starting out is NOT that horse

>>149221530
many such cases

>>149221504
ok now do swimming

surely michael phelps wasn't actually consuming 12,000 calories a day if he did it every day

eyyyy I'm being a doctor in a world where movement requires no energy over here

>>149221532
that funky muncy :(

>>149221541
Lmao based reply

struck him out ssswwwiggin

>doyers losing
>pacos seething
every time

>>149221542
Kek

>Summer Solstice less than a week away
>Days will begin to get shorter

Seasonal Depression bros, not like this!

pit some respect on the second rule of thermodynamics

>>149221554
>>149221541
why did you reply to yourself, raygun?

>>149221558
which game are you watching?

>>149221504
>when you are stronger, you burn less calories
Not true, your BMR goes up and assuming you're building muscle faster than you're burning mass you're actually moving more mass and burning more calories per mile.
>consuming 3500 calories a day
They absolutely do. The reason they're so skinny is they're optimised for running and every extra ounce of muscle is additional calorie burn and effort. Even Kipchoge the worlds best marathoner and most 'efficient' by your theory has to eat 3000-5000 calories a day.

>Rushing shaved his mustache
FUCK

Take two Reckers and call me in the mornin

Hoes Mad

>>149221580
I'm still catching up

>>149221584
>posting on pc and phone
pathetic

Got damn look at dat ass!

>>149221583
it was a bad look

>>149221501
Kek!

>>149221599
it was a classic baseball look

>bullpen chokes when they have the lead
>pitches excellent when trailing
I'm sick of it jintsbros

>>149221597
t-thanks

I'm enjoying this game

Which one of you 5-foot-nothing greasy, smelly spiccers is this debating Charlie Kirk

>>149221596
I'm on a macbook

Kekini

honestly braves deserved to lose today

>>149221590
I want to fuck Asuka

Kekini!

>>149221635
bit too wordy from them but the idea wasn't bad

>>149221635
Blooper is gay though?

>>149221652
who?

this game screams "Scott or Yates give up a game losing 2 run home run"

>>149221671
reckercoded post

>>149221660
>'Everyday is father's day when your girlfriend calls me daddy'

>>149221635
You just know it was a white person that came up with this

>>149221681
DYING
OUT

>>149221681
Is it because black people don't have dads?

what a crazy trade fr

What does "reckercoded" mean?

>>149221681
well it was someones job...

what white baseball players have yellow skin?

>>149221716
Orcs

Jintsbros, idk about this Devers trade

>>149221716
Ohtani

>>149221724
DEVERSTATED

The Cleveland Redskins

>>149221726
trvke

hm, hm-hm-hm-hm hmmm-hm

>>149221716
Ryback

>>149221730
kek I like new Aussie fren

guys sorry to interrupt your homo orgy but ohtani is up to bat next!

>>149221748
>strikes out

>>149221737
hm, hm-hm-hm hm hmmmm

>>149221724
the chances of developing a bat like that are low and signing one in free agency would have probably been even more expensive now

>>149221748
that nigga aint doing shit

Is his name really Sogay Ohtranny?

>>149221748
woah wow!

>>149221752
if my post has higher digits than yours, he hits a homerun ;)

Singletani

singletani :)

mofugginass' doyers

safetani

>>149221787
>>149221792
>>149221364

hustletani

NEW

Can I get uhhh nu?

riggitini :)

Can we get uhhh nu?

does dookie butts even do anything?

/nu/

>>149221812
>>149221812
>>149221812

/nu/

this is why you need your own containment thread, paco

dookie :(

dooks

inb4 paco posts another image in a dead thread

you’re dying out

that's a good paco :^)

>>149218929 (OP)
Wow

>>149220360
based post best post