Club World Cup Matchthread

anime

>>149219864 (OP)
sex with midgets

>>149219864 (OP)
CAM ON CONCACAF

How many bongs/bings?

anime and trans rights!

Anime

Confirmed slurper

Anuddah slopfest

how did he land a white gf, bros?

>>149219864 (OP)
Seattle is right now a pretty average/upper average team over here in the might MLS. If you Brazilians can not beat them, I will be pleasantly surprised.

>>149219926
2 bongs 2 bings

>>149219939
Is that the AGP girl?

botafogo is getting raped

>>149219912

How is Botafogo this year? It looked really strong last year.

>>149219927
total trabuco love

i'm not sure i want to watch this game

>More MLS-thirdie slop

>>149219957
ew, those tits are too big

>>149219978
you cant suffer as a midgetfucker

there will be goals here I can feel it

>>149219955
She's a fat white hog and he's black (Brasilian)

Brazilian league getting exposed again by Dempsey’s club.

dubs and we get another 0-0 snoozefest

>>149220016
i guess fat white women cant be lonely when blacks exist

>>149219955
>brown man with fat white girl
Why is this so common?

>>149219955
She’s fat and has ngubu nose

Please support our club :)

I bet a lot of American normies will support Bayern now because Bayern scored 10 goals and Americans love goals.
If Bayern bosses were smart, they'd have signed a random American player already.

>>149220064
Of course I will, Brazilbro.

Oh no no no

>>149219864 (OP)
Wait this shit doesn't start till fucking 10pm. I made thread thinking it's gonna start soon.

ladies and gentlemen, the club world cup!

>>149219864 (OP)
Lets go

>>149220089
Doesn't matter, we'll stay comfy till then.

>>149219864 (OP)
Oh boy I sure am excited for another 0-0 slurper

>>149220052
How can I get an American BBW If I am not like this?
It's my dream

>>149220074
I was talking about Seattle :(

>>149219864 (OP)
Botafogo, Botafogo, campeão desde 1910
Foste herói em cada jogo, Botafogo
Por isso é que tu és e hás de ser nosso imenso prazer
Tradições aos milhões tens também
Tu és o glorioso não podes perder, perder para ninguém!
Noutros esportes tua fibra está presente
Honrando as cores do Brasil de nossa gente
Na estrada dos louros, um facho de luz
Tua estrela solitária te conduz

>>149220070
Honestly all the customers i see are psg. This was even before the UCL win. My friend told me its because they have advertising deals with air jordan and shit

>>149220091
Holy slop...

>Starts in 2h
Meh, I'm gonna play Stellar Blade and masturbate instead

Good night bros, why do I feel like this will be the one non slurpa today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQJwuIxtCU

>seattle

based or cringe?

>>149220089
Yeah, but we can just be comfy until the match starts. It's a Sunday vro
>>149219990
Pretty average in America, Portugay

>>149220129
Are the Sounders even good?

>>149220089
Yea, two bongs left. You had one fucking job.

COME ON SEATTLE
FIGHT AND WIN!!!!

>>149220165
Of course!

>>149220174
Okay then, I'll support your team!

>>149220064
What do the Seattlers sound?

>>149219978
based enana tragaleche

>>149220091
>They draw the 3 matches 0-0
>al ahly and palmeme go to ro16 because they are first in alphabet

NANANANANANANA

whats a sounder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sRocdJL99M

>>149220203
My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs

>>149220196
Thanks friend :D

>>149220199
>What do the Seattlers sound?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

Urethral sounding is the practice of inserting objects (typically made by metal or silicone) into the urethra for sexual gratification.[1] Urethral dilatation is a urological procedure that uses probes called sounds to enlarge the inside diameter of the urethra and locate obstructions in the urethra, or as a treatment for urethral strictures.[2][3]

>>149220129
Is Seattle a nice place to live? It looks very comfy

>>149219927
tranime and troons rights*

>>149219969
Burnice, Chinese gachashit

>>149220234
Why does Tanzania have better plumbing than the rest of Africa?

>>149220300
I was right, I recognized her from the threads of /v/.

>>149220234
huh? I've been flushing the toilet paper since I have memory

>Madrid doesn't play until the last day of groups
Smart move from Fifa otherwise nobody would watch half these slurpers

>>149220234
I flush the toilet paper, and so does everyone else here.

>2 bongs between the afternoon and evening match
retards

>3AM game
fuck off FIFA

>>149220335
And barcelona? When do they play?

>>149220386
you're not the target audience

>>149220132

>>149220386
That's the comfiest time for footy.

>>149220402
one for the kids one for the furries
appealing to all demographics

you guys better post some nice goon shit to make this worthwhile

pra quem eu deveria torcer?

>>149220386
They put the Europe games early, and you people STILL aren't happy? Are the Soundies really so amazing?

>now copa oro: haiti vs saudi arabia
what the fuck

>>149220441
That boy has big boobs.

This game is gonna be a massacre, and I don’t even like Botafogo, but the difference in quality is too big, Brazilian teams are only below European teams in this tournament. I predict a 4-0.

>>149220399
thought they played vs Bayern already

>>149220467
>He doesn't know.

>>149220467
what happened the last 2 times a brazilian team played against a concacaf team?

>>149220467
dubs and it's a 0-0 slurper

>>149220467
All fogão fans would tell you that Botafogo always surprises

>>149220467
0-0 confirmed

Come watch some concaKINO, Haiti vs Saudi Arabia just started
>>149169374

>>149220467
i betted money on botafogo so you better win or im gonna be trashing brazilian teams all this tournament

>>149219981
>>149219981
>>149219981

>>149220467
Botafogo got their ass handed to them by Pachuca.

>>149220441
Name of this bitch? I failed to reverse search anything related to her

>>149220526
what part of North America is Saudi Arabia in?

>>149219988
it's at 4am in your country
don't you have a job?

>>149220495
botafogo were celebrating a brasileirao and libertadores, they didn't even care about that game

>>149220532
They're constantly selling and buying players, most of the players who won the tournaments last year are gone

>>149220532
Mediocre, not really giving much confidence, you could inmediately tell the loss of Almada, Luiz Enrique and a few other players made them lose quite a lot of power in the supercup vs Racing.

I knew this competition would be bad but I never expected it to be at this low of a level

>>149220560
Have you seen my flag?

SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAZILIAN IS AT THE STREET FIGHTER 6 FINALS

WE ARE HERE
https://www.twitch.tv/capcomfighters

>>149219981
Pretty sure they lost important players, so I guess they're at 70% when compared to last year
Flamengo is the best brazilian team

>>149220590
based

>>149220593
>watching manchildren play little games

>>149220590
I forgot that we're the only south european country with a not abysmally high unemployment rate
I'm sorry NEETanon, enjoy the game

As of a couple of minutes ago, I'm the biggest Seattle Sounders supporter in all of South America.

>>149220632
well that's probably because half your country is outside of Portugal

>>149220622
>manchildren
>both players are zoomers

>>149220593
>ryu in the grand final
wtf

>>149220593
Ayy another chileano in the finals, nice

>>149220670
He got GIGABUFFED in S3

this stadium looks awesome btw

>>149220670
they buffed the shit out of ryu

GET IN HERE
>>149220088
>>149220088
>>149220088
>>149220088

>>149220467
anulo mufa

>>149220666
why don't you people emigrate for jobs?
seems really weird that after the GFC we all fled to the rest of the world while you italy and greece just stayed home unemployed doing nothing

>can't even win in street fighter
this country is a disgrace

>>149220703
incredible view too

>>149220742
Pls come to Argentina, we need more people who have an idea of how to manage a company here instead of retards and mafia mobsters

>>149220778
sf6 sucks ass, fucking green vomit all over the place drive rush was a mistake

For me, it’s one fat Dicks Deluxe and two smaller but still good sized Dicks Specials, and a side of french fries
I would love to force some Dicks down the throats of the visiting Brazilians I think they’d really like it.

>Still haven't gotten my usual nighttime headache.
Neat. I hope it lasts so I can enjoy the match.

>>149220786
your country managed to massively reduce inflation while not only avoiding a recession but getting insane growth rates
Your country is being used by our liberal party (basically our version of the german FDP) as a model economy
honestly congrats, our public sector pensioner economy couldn't handle the reform you guys did

>>149220839
fuck's wrong with you? I usually have like 1 headache a year tops

>>149220839
drink a lot of water and look away from screens every now and then

>brazilian couldn't even win a single round of street fighter 6 against a literal 14 year old chilean kid

failed country
disgrace country

>>149220593
We got atropelated

>>149220839
tell me your coffee habits

>>149220585
the REAL tournament always starts in the knockouts
even WCs are boring in the group stage

>>149220839
Just preemptively take pain meds before getting the pain.

>>149220852
idk. I have an appointment with a neurologist in a week because of these headaches. Pretty much every night for the past half a year or so I've gotten headaches that make it near impossible to sleep and even make me throw up at times.

>>149220839
reverse vampire

>>149220445
semen slurping 0-0 defensive masterclass

>>149220879
The Chileans have the passive buff of not needing a visa to get in the US, meaning they can just go to more tournaments than us

>>149220914
vax clots

>>149220914
damn nigga rip

>>149220894
I do drink coffee, but not too much. Maybe a cup in the morning and one in the afternoon.

>>149220914
safe and effective

>>149220839
Brain tumor. It's over

>>149220943
>>149220957
I'm unvaxxed and proud.
>>149220959
It's a possibility, but according to a doctor I spoke to, It doesn't make sense for a tumor to cause pain only at night.

>>149220914
it's probably a brain tumor. RIP in pieces

>>149219955
she's fat
those are easy to get

>>149220742
Quality of life here is unmatched in comparison with anywhere else in Europe so unless you're getting a way higher salary than you can get here nobody is willing to move, that's why usually the only Spanish people that move abroad are either young people that want to travel and learn languages but they usually just go somewhere like UK or Australia for 1 year and then come back or people with a very valuable career that they have no problem getting a high paying job in a country like Germany or the USA and that's a very small percentage

Im triple vaxxed ama

Is anyone talking about soccer in this thread

>>149221045
soccer?

FIIIIIGGGHHTTTT

>>149221045
Not for another hour and a half.

>>149221045
You mean football?

>>149220949
it could be it, I had these night headaches too then I lowered my dose of caffeine

>>149220879
We have so many kids that are good at sf6, no idea why

>>149220846
yes, which is pretty nice, the issues tho:
>we still owe a lot of money, at a lower interest, granted which is nice but its still a lot and those loans are what are keeping our reserves intact, as we are using any money we get through investments from our green numbers in paying old debt
>the dollar price is much more stable and now has no cepo for private buyers, but it still has it for companies, and because we havent printed pesos in a year they are getting valued, but salaries arent rising at a good rate in spite of having progressively lower inflation each month, so things remain with a stable yet expensive purchase value and the average citizen doesnt have a larger salary to fit it.
>lots of taxes have been removed but their impact hasnt been that big, the big boy taxes like Raw Income Tax havent been rid of yet and they still contribute to much of our overvalued products. We also STILL have to get rid of provincial taxes and the ability for provinces to stablish their own taxes because some of them have ridiculous rates.

>>149221045
The match is more than an hour away
lineups aren't even up yet

>>149221081
You might be right. I drank only one cup today and still don't have a headache.

>>149220879
jailing a comedian for 8 years was the all time low

>>149221092
Have you tried getting rid of everything and starting again

Any news on our guy?
Will xe watch the game?

>>149221092
true the debt is a problem but as long as you can refinance at a cheap rate it shouldn't matter, the market will allow you to refinance at cheap rates if you keep growing
and yeah you should have some legal limit as to how much provinces can tax the economy

bokitabros...we're the laughing stock of southamerica

>FIGHT AND WIN is in this cup

>i used to be the best midfielder in the league y'know

>>149220995
is spain a better quality of life than italy?

>>149221167
COME ON SEATTLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sRocdJL99M

>>149221167
COMMEEE OOONN
SEAAAATLEEEE

too bad most newfags here dont even know who this is, otherwise we would have more FIGHHHTTTT AND WIIINNNNN posting

What's a botafogo?

>>149221241
literally "put fire"

>>149221241
That should be the one brazilian team you know considering Honda played there for a season

>>149221241
a flamethrower

>>149220995
I think it boils down to wages
Portugal has a very good quality of life and it is our home, none of us actually want to leave our homeland behind but the wages are so shit that we don't really have a choice
You and Italy have decent wages so you don't have to leave

>>149221241
A team where the whole crown is composed by elders.

>>149220467
This you? >>149214261

>>149221241
it's like saying btfo

>>149221186

>>149221191
It's not even close, the only reason i can see going to Italy over Spain is for Roman stuff sightseeing but we have plenty of those here too and Italian food but desu Catalan food is very related to Italian food and has pretty much everything you can encounter in Italy
I guess Italy has better fashion if you're into that

Will the game be on local TV or do I have to sign up for that DAZN slop

>>149221357
Neither https://sportyhunter.com/

>>149221265
I know the team, I don't know what the name means.
>>149221250
>>149221273
Is this true? Something like Firestarter?
>>149221285
I don't understand what this means

>>149221317
>tranime
kys srsly

>>149221357
you can login to DAZN with your jewgle account and watch the game for FREE
They're literally allowing you to watch for free no need to go to bootleg streams

>>149221241
neighborhood named after a portuguese noble

>>149221385

>>149221382
Most of their fans are said to be old people as a joke since they didnt win a trophy for the longest time (until they did last year)

>>149221385

>>149221382
bota is brazilian-portuguese for put
and fogo is portuguese for fire

so it literally means "put fire"

>Inter Messi keeping a clean sheet against CAF Real Madrid
>Palmerias couldn't defeat a week (according to /sp/) Porto
Will SEATTLE have a chance?

>>149221382
It means to set something on fire. It's an arsonists club.

>>149221382
The name is based on a neighborhood in rio de janeiro named botafogo which is based on a old portuguese ship also named botafogo
The name quite literally means "put fire"

>>149221382
>The name “Botafogo” comes from João Pereira de Souza, a Portuguese man who lived in the 16th century and was known for being responsible for lighting the cannons of Portuguese ships on fire. He was nicknamed “Botafogo” because of this role. Later, João Pereira de Souza acquired land in Rio de Janeiro, where the Botafogo neighborhood is today, and the neighborhood was named after him. The Botafogo de Futebol e Regatas soccer club was founded in 1894, initially as a regatta club, and incorporated the name of the neighborhood into its name.

Between Seattle and Portland
Which one is the most gay?

>>149221439
Botafogo will win, but not by much
I think a draw is possible

>>149221357
DAZN for secure stream
You will be giving away your personal data to Infantio and some muslims instead to drug dealers and betting sites.

Regata means canoe racing btw

>>149220546
Sorry, I got none. I saved that vid from one of these threads.

>>149219864 (OP)
19/06
the world will remember 1984

>>149221446
Scary
>>149221456
>>149221448
>>149221429
Thanks a lot

>>149220467
What happened when Flamengo played against Al Hilal?

>>149221484
you can login with fake details

>>149221478
They are both on the West coast, so they are extremely gay even by burger standards. No matter which one you visit, you are more than likely to catch hiv, though in Portland it might be due to an accidental prick with a junkie's used needle.

Between São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro
Which one is the most gay?

>>149221607
São Paulo is the gayest as the gay day parade is the biggest there

Botafogo was named after a Portuguese warship with that nickname.

>>149221607
They are both in Brazil, so they are extremely gay even by South American standards. No matter which one you visit, you are more than likely to catch hiv, though in São Paulo it might be due to an intentional bareback with a pozzed tranny.

>>149221478
in terms of absolute numbers probably seattle but portland is one of the most radical poisoned leftist hellholes in the world. i think they are still firebombing a federal building from 2020

Your mom was named after a portuguese warship with that nickname

Al Hilal is by far the best team after the Europeans.

>>149220467
amplificasao de mufinha

>>149221607
São Paulo, how is that a question

Miami is the exact same thing as Seattle in terms of being a liberal gay city except it has a bunch more violent angry black people and the weather is way shittier in the summer

>>149221607
Biggest gay parade in the world is in Sao Paulo

>>149221684
Yes, and São Paulo receives 1 million tourists from outside São Paulo.

>>149221702
And they are all me in different costumes

According to my country's main sports betting website the game is as balanced as the one between the palm trees and the port
there's a chance seattle may win here

>>149221682
miami is one of the few cities in america to have a republican mayor

>>149221727
Those turn out to be gay 9/10 times.

>>149220127
You're not black?

>>149221528
I think there are more concerns that your email
>https://www.deviceinfo.me/
>>149221662
They couldn't defeat Inter Messi. They're shit

>>149221727
and Miami-Dade voted for Trump last year which is unprecedented for an urban county

>>149221733
true

Im ok with infantino having my personal data if that means my team wins this mickey mouse clubhouse cup

>>149221682
Demographic wise those two cities are polar opposites. Miami is literally over 70% Hispanics. Seattle is up there in contention for being the whitest major city in america

>>149221738
uhhhh use a Linux VM, a fake email and TOR
there you go, problem solved anon

>>149221753
Infantino is most likely going to hack your webcam and watch you masturbate, though I don't see how that would affect you.

>>149221478
I'd say Portland only since it's more concentrated on a smaller city

>>149221722
>that huge green bar for botafogo
and for some reason no one on betclic is betting in the us team which means the odds for botafogo are inflated

Lineups

is this the biggest game in seattle's history?

>>149221837
It pains me to root against my nigga Mastriani, but I'm a Seattle Sounders supporter now.

>>149221866
no the concacaf CL final was more important

>>149221837
generic brazilians
>>149221856
elite squad

stadium is basically 100% sold out

>>149221856
>Roldan
>Biological brothers
>One plays for USA the other one el Salvador

Infantino is basically 100% sold out

>>149221978
he really did 3 competitions in a row in a country that doesn't care about the sport
actual insanity

need a saudi wife

>>149222010
Imagine the dowry.

>>149220441
i fumbled a girl with tits and hair like that
i should kms tbf

>>149222010
just bee yourself

World Cup = Beatles
CL = Stones

Club World Cup = Velvet Underground

in 30 years they'll be raving about this chaotic shit

>>149222053
Libertadores = The Beach Boys.

>>149221837
>Savarino as left wing AGAIN
its over.

>>149222010
just the toilet like a normal human being anon

>>149222053
>>149222061
faggots

Who is your favorite musician/band from Seattle? For me it’s Jimi

>>149222070
>t. The Monkees enjoyer

>>149222070
Post cuties. You know what I'm talking about.

>>149222072
whoever produced the Half Life 1 soundtrack

>>149222072
nirvana

no way we get another slurper

>2 fucking hours between games
is coffee good for you?

>>149222094
some chick called Kelly

Your comment just sealed the fate of this match
thanks for ruining it dickhead

I feel like these argie faggots just sip on that stupid coconut drink for a statement and don’t actually like it

>>149222116
No, it will give you headaches.

>>149222116
>is coffee good for you?
Don't we have some south american dude in this thread dying from a brain tumor caused by coffee

>>149222128
What comment lil bro

>>149222116
who dat

>>149221837
>Alberto Barbosa is Argentinian
uh, tugabros?

>>149222089
rangeban isn't so funny

>>149222143
barboza soon to be uruguayan

gordola gostosa
>>149222142
https://x.com/floaromaa

Cmon C A Toll, lets win or something

>>149222138
It's most likely not that serious. It was most likely a headache caused by drinking too much coffee and the occasional Monster.

I feel generic with a Brazilian flag, I wish I was from a less populated country.

>>149222113
>>149222139
forgot

>>149222170
why are you watching some hebrew channel?

Amerilard league is about to get expised big. Rayados are going to show up and blow away the compition. Im surprised mLs amerilard teams are even here

>botofogo? I have never heard of him

>>149222143
that was debunked sweety

>>149222195
Milei sold us

>>149222195
Gypsy fuck off. No one wants you here

>>149222189

>>149222170
el arjewntino

>>149222188
Move down here and let me use your supple bbc in order to hang my hammock; I'm out of rope.

>>149222248
Your fat momma called me over though.

>>149222256
vamos defensor btw

>>149222235
isn't dazn available in argentina?

>>149222274
Naciomal is more my speed.

>>149222256
A-anon, I...

We are gonna get exposed. Our monstrous bananas for all to see.

>>149222280
yeah, i guess i'm habituated to use illegal streams

>theres going to be yuros who stayed awake to 3am to watch an absolute shitshow of a slurpball

>we are getting exposed
Be more specific nigga, who is getting exposed

>>149222341
so was I but I'm not watching them when I can watch a stream with a high resolution that doesn't crash all the time

yup im thinking kino

>>149222359
Seattle is near the canadian border
hope that helps

Stream?

>>149222373
this is way cooler than the suburban death camps in other cities

>>149222373
Is someone making a collage of the cup?
This should be in there

>>149222350
whos dat zuka?

>>149222401
every american city outside the northeast is skyscrapers + suburbs

Seattle is skyscrapers + suburbs, the stadium just happened to be in the skyscrapers part

>>149222400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-lJEzmPAQ

>>149222416
maafeltrim_

We are about to enter real nigga hours.

Seattle Sounders is a traditional MLS club, Botafogo will choke.

>>149222350
>this is supposed to be sexy or something

Botafogo mascot used to be a guy pissinh.

is this nigga lost?

>>149222500
it is extremely hot for hebephiles like me
it's disgusting for hag shaggers of course

Be on the lookout for hindu cuties in the stands

>>149222510
Bro is secating

>>149221507
it's over I will never find her name

>>149222530
He's what?

>>149222510
he is supporting Seattle

>>149222520
that is not a hebe, i'm an expert on this subject

>>149222510
he just wants to watch footy
doesn't care which team is playing

>>149222442
this.
fucking 3am kick off ffs and i had to watch bayern slop.
2026 wc will be grim

>>149222538
Secating, the act of secar, to dry, perhaps even to obsess over your rival you watch all of their games

>>149222523
Does Seattle have a lot of jeetas?
I thought only san fran had a lot of them

>>149222462
that hole in her lips was built to hold cigarretes

>>149222510
lmao what a bunch of fat cunts

>>149222520
You are now in a shortlist somewhere

Seattle lost their last game against Vancouver who were missing half their squad because they were shitting themselves

>>149222544
Your reward for staying up late is going to be a legendary match, I can guarantee it. Botafogo won't know what hit them.

>>149222541
fair enough

>>149221975
It gets better, the one that plays for El Salvador is apparently declining call ups from the El Salvador NT after a disagreement with a (now fired) coach.

>>149222350
Sir im trying not to get a boner right now so politely fuck off

>>149222544
>2026wc will be grim
you mean you WON'T watch Senagal vs South Korea at 4 am???

>>149222559
im giving it 20 minutes, if its slurpy im bailing

>>149222544
Cool it with the racism bro.

She said she wants seattle to win

>>149222583
That's fair. See you at full time.

>>149222555
probably have been added a long time ago

>>149222578
Every WC is like that for me.

>>149221975
>>149222564
They were both eligible for Guatemala too

>>149222532
sara.manner

>>149222595
Look on the bright side, you get to teach English in Japan.

lmao portuguese commentators still claiming that football is a growing sport in america
they really won't stop trying to meme this into reality

>>149222612
But I'm not an English teacher...

Sportbros...

>>149222626
that’s an interesting gay pride flag

>>149219864 (OP)
we're set up for a shitter yet again, please end me I can't stand being unemployed and forced to watch this out of boredom

>>149222587
That's a dude

>>149222504
It still is. But a dog is more marketable. So manequinho became part of the hinchada culture.

>>149222625
Well, you get to be stationed in Okinawa.

those seattle kits are so ugly

Brazilian teams always choke against MLS teams

>>149222617
It’s not the first time this has been tried. Soccer was supposed to take over as the our sport in 1994.

Am I the only one who thinks the Seattle Sounders kit looks like pajamas?

>>149222626
noice

>>149222617
Well, it "grew" thanks to Biden

>>149222332
>>149222332

ive come here to say the n word

This player one by one intro is so fucking sad man and the referees having to shout their VAR decisions into the mic too. Why do Americans ruin every sport they touch. It's the same shit whenever F1 goes to Miami or Las Vegas

>>149222649
But I'm neither American nor a soldier nor even living in Okinawa...

>>149222638
lmao

>>149222683
FIFA's doing that
MLS doesn't do that

>>149222697
ummmm... maybe you are a European youtuber living in Japan, and you upload shorts about Japanese food.

>>149222683
Stop trying to get us to watch soccer then

>>149222617
It is growing here doe.

LMFAO stadium is empty. Amerilards are pathetic. My rayados would fill that shithole and destroy this Brazilian trash

>>149222638
Pernambuco flag

>>149222665
>>149222671
it's literally the two more weeks meme

All my friends who are Botafogo fans cheered against Palmeiras today.
But Botafogo is just a neighborhood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnZqrbBUPJo

>>149222714
I'm not European either...
Though I do think I should start a YouTube channel, with the yen as cheap as it is even a small ad revenue in USD would go a long way.

>>149222683
What's wrong with the ref explaining the decision?

>>149222642
Prove it

Botafogo, the neighborhood without fans

>>149222638
Wait until you see the Espirito do Santo flag

>>149222720
we're not trying
it's FIFA

>>149222638
DONT lookup the flag of cusco

>>149222626
SPORT CLUBE RECIFE IS THE ONE AND ONLY CHAMPION OF THE BRAZILIAN LEAGUE OF 1987 FLAMERDISTAS BACK THE FUCK OUT

>>149222738
That sounds like a great idea, if your spoken English is just as good. You could go to a random convenience store and review any item you want, I can guarantee people would watch it.

It begins

>>149222738
Vtubermaxx

Get ready for 90 minutes of long ball slop by Botafogo

Where's the pride flag in the USA team?

>>149219864 (OP)

Instead of this halfassed intros they shoulda gona full memey and give everyone a theme song like in WWE

>>149222772
true
people really love japan
everything about it is amazing

Botafogo asshole wont be forgiven

Imagine Botafogo losing this

>>149222780
I'm tired boss

>>149222683
You do understand FIFA makes these decisions, right? No matter how stupid they appear to be, the United State of America did not make those calls. You on the other hand, are extremely stupid for not recognizing that. Faggot.

>>149222793
basedmaxxing

>>149222745
The ref's decision is explained by his hand gestures, not by speaking. The speaking was introduced by FIFA to the MLS because Americans were used to it, the "AFTER REVIEW" thing. Hell most football fans don't even like the fact VAR exists so the ref screaming onto the mic instead of just gesturing the decision makes people even more mad

>>149222730
Reported to ICE

>>149222793
I know. I spend hours each day watching Japanese food shorts.

>Rio has 4 professional soccer teams
>Flamengo, Fluminense, Botafogo and Vasco

can someone give me a quick rundown on each of these?

>>149222816
lmao

I’ve always supported and loved botafogo for some reason idk why

Is the Spanish cast better? This ingloid is retarded

>>149222815
FIFA is bending over to americans because they have a lot of money
it's that simple, being a europoor has consequences

>this is the home team's crowd
this cup is cooked

>>149222836
Arabic mogs.

>>149222821
Vasco are the good guys. That's all you need to know.

>>149222821
Fluminense are the good guys
Flamengo are the bad guys
Botafogo are just there
Vasco are the comedic relief

>>149222813
>You on the other hand, are extremely stupid for not recognizing that.
>Portugal flag
'fraid so

>>149222587
i wish she had a cock

>>149222867
Perfect summary.

>>149222845
I looked up tickets and the cheapest ones were $55 kek

I've been told Gremio is the white man's club. Is this true?

>>149222583
Same.

What are cariocas like?

>>149222821
>Flamerda
Team with the most fans in the entire country and with the most customers, will play against chelsea tomorrow (i think)
>fluminense
Used to be the second biggest team in rio but got surpassed by vasco after long droughts of titles, their fans are joked about being gay
>vasco
Second biggest team in rio de janeiro, used to be one of the best teams in the world in the 90s but their corrupt owner fucked them over and now they have been going up and down ever since
>botafogo
Used to be the second biggest team in brazil in the pelé era with garrincha, now they have the least amount of fans in the Big12, their fans are joked about old or hipsters, they are now oned by north american skatist John Textor and are one of the richest teams in the country

>>149222867
the good guys are whoever has the best kits im afraid

>>149222849
yala yala yala hala hala hala gol gol gol

are botafogo just not used to being pressed? they keep losing possession

Seattle is not so bad...

score some goals already

>>149222892
Slutty with a funny, but hot accent

Botafogo really think they are a bug club.....

>getting dominated by shartmarts
L M A O

Match of the day so far.

>>149222868
I recognize that you dolt but the point is that your sports are so sad that these changes need to be made in the first place. The entertainment isn't the game itself.

Also I was told by Brazilians that Botafogo were the best team in the universe, I expect at least 10-0

>>149222895
>Flumibosta*
>Vasmerda*
>Bostafogo*

>>149222821
>flamengo
biggest and most popular
>vasco
popular that used to be good but now is a joke
>fluminense
Shit. Cheated multiple times. Got relegated to the 3rd division and came back to the first without the need of playing the second.
>botafogo
shitest, but was sold to an american billionaire and now has a strong team.

/MLS/ bros do Seattle usually play like this high press, intense passing mindset? For some reason I'm enjoying it so far

>>149222900
Botafaggot are just awful

>>149222887
Yes

FIGHT.
AND WIN.
LET'S GO.
SEATTLE.

>>149222821
>Flamengo
play in river plate strips
>Fluminense
play in unique red and green striped kit, they were talked about here a couple of years ago for playing some meme passing strat where the players rotated around a lot
>Botafogo
juventus strips
>Vasco
big team that was relegated in recent seasons kek

>>149222902
You will watch a 0-0 draw and you will enjoy it, juan.

try not to fall asleep challenge (impossible)

>>149222902
Sorry but the only conmebol club that will score will be boquita and only against the part time kiwi farmers.

>>149222821
>Flamengo is the normie favela monkey team, by far the biggest in every sense
>Fluminense is the gay and supposedly more elitist team
>Vasco is an inexplicable team, everything bad happens to Vasco, but it's the second biggest in Rio
>Botafogo is a neighborhood, which until a year ago lived on being Garrincha's team

>>149222914
That was last year, this year flamengo are the best team in the league

>>149222899
Botafogo is a team with a cucked mentality, they only were champions because they got a more cucked team in the final

>>149222925
nm i just checked, flamengo plays in red and black stripes

>>149222914
If Europeans weren't so dirt poor none of this would be happening
The americanisation of football is our own fault
stop coping

>>149222895
Fluminense is bigger than Vasco right now after they won a Libertadores and a Recopa.

this chat is kino

>>149222866
>>149222867
>>149222895
>>149222925
>>149222938
i checked all 4 and my favorite kit is the flamengo one

>normie favela monkey team
kek, makes me want to support them even more

>>149222951
By biggest i mean in supporters

>>149222938
Vasco is favela monkey too, btw

>>149222951
Cope

>>149222898
post nose

>>149222821
Flamengo is the most supported team of the country by far, therefore it's also the most hated. Currently the best team of Brazil but not by much.
Fluminense went through a good phase recently but it's slowing down a bit.
Botafogo has very few supporters (usually old people because it had great players in the past). It has been shit for the last few decades but it's good now thanks to the new owner who injects lots of money on it.
Vasco is popular and has a lot of supporters but has been completely shit for the last 2 decades, much weaker than the other 3

>>149222938
Vasco is the third biggest right now, we’re not in the 90s anymore.

mLs is embarrassing itself. Showing how horrible their players and teams are.

How come this is the most entertaining match in the cup so far?

>>149222917
We don't even have /mls/ threads anymore lol. I didn't watch the league a lot but I liked the threads, the guys weren't that retarded by 4chan standards

>>149222975
Ok people we got it, you’re like the seventh guy replying.

>>149222984
No soulless Europeans.

Anons I will let you decide which MLS kit I should buy.

get that weak shit out of here

The MLS team is playing better than Porto
Are you guys really sure Americans don't care about soccer?

>>149223000
this

>>149222923

>>149222984
We are playing.

>>149222984
I’m not even paying attention.

Which is the biggest team of the MLS?

>>149223002
Austin FC, check em

>>149223008
they don't, the few that do have enough money to have a decent league

>>149222966
Vasco is less of a favela monkey, but it is.
Vasco supporters popularized the term “mulambo”.

>>149223008
It's the middle of their season and not like a month after their last game. If I was a European soccer player, June is for drugs, whores and getting fat

>>149223002
The 4 on top are nice. I'd go with Atlanta.

>>149223019
You're missing out. I'm sure all of our European friends are glad they decided to stay up.

>>149223023
la galaxy

I have a hunch Sounders fans are like St.Pauli supporters. The left wing crowd watch this If I am wrong please tell me

>>149223019
Faggot

>>149223008
Youre fucking retarded. mLs teams aren't shit. If you think they're playing good futbol you dont know the sport

>>149222821
>Flamengo
Biggest, most popular, most consistent and most accomplished of Rio's Big 4. Working class club favored by niggers.

>Fluminense
The second best performing team historically. Not in its absolute best moment right now but not bad either. Upper class club with decent aesthetics.

>Botafogo
Had a very long and sad dry spell but got a lot stronger recently after Textor bought it. Upper class club favored by artists and intellectuals. Because it hasn't won in a long time, zoomers see it as a lesser club, and the fans are usually older.

>Vasco
Has been awful for a while now. Working class / immigrant's club but not as bad as Flamengo.

All 4 are very old and traditional (late 1800s / early 1900s)

>>149219864 (OP)
>Can't even score against a bunch of MLelS trannies

So this is the power of Sudacaball...

ICarlyFC loses the ball so easily

UUUUUUUUUUU

>>149223011
Average american

>>149223002
San Jose

>>149223036
They’re the most left and trans fan base on the planet

>>149223008
Soccer is a rick twink sport in America. Like tennis in here.

>>149223049
>sudaca
Anon, using the word makes you sound like a chicano.

>>149223023
I guess LA Galaxy? There isn't really a big club that sticks out, we have parity here

>>149223047
>Working class club favored by niggers

fuck man you guys are ruthless

Botafogosisters what the fuck is going on

SLURP STATUS?

>>149223064
Second behind Portland

>>149223030
also Porto is kill since André Vilas-Boas took the presidency and Macaco went to the xilindró, making them lose Vitinha, both the Conceições, Taremi, and others

>>149223078
Not at all.

These aerial shots really aren't selling this cup's success...

>>149222951
No

>>149223094
they should stop doing them

>>149223002
>minnesota
why do they have a target on their belly?

>>149223094
wtf is that stadium shape?

>>149223094
This angle looks bad in every stadium. Everytime they do it in the Maracanã it also looks dumb no matter how crowded the stadium is.

>>149223087
>Porto is kill since André Vilas-Boas took the presidency
has he been shit?

>>149223094
these stadiums have cool designs, the 2026 wc is going to be fun there

>>149223074
Based parity haver

Yep, I'm thinking this is the best match of the whole cup so far.

>>149223100
Target must be their sponsor (supermarket chain)

>>149223101
They designed the stadium with the intention of making the fans sound louder

>>149223087
Why would you elect a rally driver as a president of your football club?

corinthians

>>149223094
Sounders usually get at least 30,000-40,000 people to the games, and sell out the stadium in finals
I don’t know what’s wrong today, I think the tickets were just a little too expensive to justify going

>>149223094
>>149223101
>>149223111
Watch The Last of US

Its featured

>>149223101
based and not cookie-cutter

>>149223099

>>149223101
The idea of this stadium was so sound bounces back down to make it louder

it's another 0-0 innit

cute sexy female

what a shit shot
hold the ball first

also someone post the blonde cutie

>lgbt seattle flag
wtf lmao

>>149223122
I mean if someone knew how to do the atropelation it would be a rally driver

Does the UK get different announcers or what?

>>149223129
I was wondering yeh. The capacity for Lumen Field for MLS games is 37k but for some reason its half the capacity.

But I can gaurantee it will be full house when they play PSG

Can the South America champions make it against the might Seattle Sounders?

its really fucking wild seeing these two teams play each other, I mean, in no other situation would fucking SEATTLE play against botafogo from brazil. based infantino, i kneel

this is unironically fun

>>149223135
That's why they are called the sounders?

>>149223101
American footballs's football shape.

>>149223137
Brazilian club will win 6-0 over any mLs team. Seattle looks pathetic with a weak mentality

>>149223149
big fan of these

>>149223162
Indeed. I also liked botafogo x porto

>>149223165
nah its named after the Seattle Sounders

>>149223155
DAZN here has portuguese announcers so probably

>>149222917
Yes. Most of league (at least the best teams) play in that style. Very offense focused because that is what we like to see

>>149223145
It's a thing

>>149223162
you know there's an interamericana cup right? concacaf champions plays conmebol champion

>>149223165
I mean named after the Puget Sound

Sounders might unironically make it out of the groups after watching athleticsissy’s performance

>>149223182
do red states refuse to embrace soccerball because it's "woke" or something?
is that literally the reason?

>>149223156
Not really. It's at 12 local on a workday

>>149222821
>Botafogo
chokers, just like tottenham it took them billions to win a single trophy, burguês safado's choice

>Fluminense
The only matches they manage to get high attendance are because their rivals bought most of the tickets or else there would be crickets, somehow the only team that can actually compete against flamengo, flamboyant gay's and corrupt lawyer's choice. also see dinizismo [1]

>Flamengo
The referee's favorite one, almost every npc knows flamengo, they have the biggest fanbase and they are all annoying. The globo monopoly and normie's choice.

>Vasco
The meme team. I chose to suffer. Favelado e fudido. CHAD'S TEAM (i'm not vascaino btw)

>>149223075
Do you want to see disgusting nigger people with no teeth, favelados and possibly thieves?
Go to a bar in any shithole in Brazil (except maybe in São Paulo and Rio Grande do Sul) when there's a Flamengo match.

Seattle isn't doing bad

this is women soccer tier

Why is Rothrock not playing

>>149223183
no but i'll have to check that out as well, thanks

>>149223103
he's pretty much ruined the club yeah but you have people coping that'll tell you he destroyed it so he could rebuild it cleanly from nothing. the issue is that Porto now is what you saw, can barely hold against Palmeiras. A club that 4-3 years ago was beating Juventus and Arsenal in the Champions League.

>>149223183
I don't think any of the last Libertadores winners played this. And I'd remember if Fluminense did.

>>149223192
Sorlorth can just run over all these farmers

>>149223165
Seattle overlooks an inlet called Puget Sound. Hence the Sounders. The stadium as another anon mentioned is purposely to make loads of noise to distract opposition

>>149223195
Actually the southern states have highest attendance in MLS.

Charlotte, Atlanta, Nashville all do very well. Of course, every city except Miami is actually liberal.

>>149223165
It’s named after grunge music and Kurt Cobain

>>149223195
Technically the highest attended team is in a red state

>>149223183
You're making this up

>>149223195
american football and basketball (and also baseball) already dominate the sports sphere in the US
why would they care about divegrass?

>>149223221
it's super new, only botafogo has played it and they lost to pachuca (last concacaf champion)
cruz azul will play whoever wins libertadores this year

>>149223199
>vasco
Nuclear cope

>>149223206
i would love to go to brazil one day, im sure i will

>>149223179
I meant does the UK feed have different announcers from the feed I'm watching

>>149223002
Houston because that is my team! And orange is in Ireland flag too

This is looking like a patrician nil - nil draw.

>>149223195
It's just simply not a thing when you grow up. It's the same as trying to push something like handegg or baseball in England. It won't work, it's different from what people are used to.

>>149223137
yup

>>149223239
>pachuca
I remember them beating Botafogo in the not!CWC before losing to Real Madrid. You're telling me Botafogo lost to them TWICE?
Or is that just the first round of the not!CWC?

I'm rooting for Seattle because I enjoy sounding.

>>149223262
i really fucking hope not

It is time to set fire

>>149223199
I know that Vasco's favorite number is 2 but you are coping

>>149223195
1. Southern purple state
2. Southern purple state
3. Pacific blue state
4. Pacific blue state
5. Midwestern blue state
6. Midwestern red state
7. Southern red state
8. Midwestern red state
9. Pacific blue state
10. Northeastern blue state

black moment

>>149223272
it's just the first round of the non!cwc, but they give you a fifa trophy if you win so it's basically a new interamericana

>>149223195
Soccer fans here are for people who grew up not playing sports aka fags and lefties

NEW

>>149223289
>>149223289

Post webms you schizos
>>149223183
That one will never work because fifa are a bunch of retards and force the conmebol team play a billion matches before getting to the final after the season already ended
This cwc atleast its played on the middle of the season for us

What a coincidence the black guy chimped out

>>149223263
I thought it was extremely popular amongst children though
aren't "soccer moms" the most fought-over voting demographic in the US?

>POV: you're the ref

WTF was that LMAO
dumb nig

that short little monkey thought he could just touch a Black man without repercussion

woah a goal

>all those pride lgbt flags
grim

>>149223223
Shout out to that one part of Washington that you have to drive through Canada to get to

THIS IS BRAZIIIIIIIIIL

GET FUCKED EUROPE WE GONNA DESTROY YOU

>>149223306
to play, not to watch.

But its getting more popular to watch

>>149223289
NEW
>>149223289