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>“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Dodger Stadium. Tonight’s starting pitcher for your Los Angeles Dodgers—making his first major league mound appearance since August 23, 2023—is number 17, Shohei Ohtani!”old
>>149221812
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Doyers
this is the year the mariners win the west
Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team of Boston
>>149225454Assnow and Smell haven't earned center front status in any group pic of the team yet
I give credit to padre fans they can get under doyerpacos skin like no one else can
When the doyerpacos start bringing out “there’s more than sports” or “I feel bad for you” you know they’re finished
>>149225433 (OP)>proceeds to get pulled by the third inning after he puts the Dodgers back 0-4
We the real city of champions
>>149225480the plan is 1 to 2 innings
dubsgers
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doyers
check em
>>149225477>also ran!!!!Kek doyerpacos cannot meme
>>149225477Actually fascinating to watch, so many Dodgers newfags get heated by them specifically when they should be saving that energy for the Jints
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mariners and goodnight
>>149225484For me, it's the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
>>149225487Based doyers lifelong from back in the trolley days
>it’s forced!
>pay no attention to the historically high payroll deferrals
>pay no attention to the literal trust fund owners
>pay no attention to fans so new they don’t even know the team is from Brooklyn
lmao doggie doos kekarrooooo
Fundies go to in n out and be like "let me get ah lahge regulah"
>>149225298>>149225298>>149225298Where can I find more of this? What would you even call this? I wouldn’t know where to begin
>>149225508the fuck is a large regular?
Dodgers are chasing history. There is no team now that's a true rival.
i hate the doyers so much its unreal
pls win the series this time, dads
No one cares faggot. Go back to /tv/
>>149225516Where can I find more of this? What would you even call this? I wouldn’t know where to begin
video taken in san diego last tuesday kek
goodnight kinoshita frens
>>149225570poodrepacos can't meme kek
>doggies getting all their shitposting out of the way now because they know Ohtani is gonna blow it tomorrow
lol
Mets beat the defending world champs btw.
>>149225620no, they got GAPED by those guys
>>149225489>ohtanifags are hyped for a glorified bullpen gamekek
>>149225433 (OP)I am so FUCKING excited
>>149225500It's literally the same shit with Raiders and chargers, Lakers and clippies. It's been like that forever man. I can say FTR on /nfl/ and I'll get Jenny raider poster and many Raiders fan under their skin.
Also baseball! Yes, I'm excited for tomorrow's game! Still need a catcher and left fielder. And SP soon.
>>149225660raider fans don’t like that avapedo jenny poster. nobody does
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I'm still blown away about the raffy news and I'm not even a bawston fan
>>149225650Cram it, poofter!
>>149225680holy based so zased
>>149225650Kek, it’s king fundie!
I’m just a trust fund dumpster band
I ain’t got no JigC or Saw
Trust fun dumpster band
And if the baskin melts then we’ll just use a straw!
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Reply to this if you're a same fagging retard
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kek fundies absolutely crammed by the baskinGODS
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New dodgers fan here, what’s a cubdger?
is sethyboy posting again? I have him filtered.
>>149225847I miserable little pile of gifs
"Separate your men by tribe, by clan, such that clan may bear aid to clan and tribe to tribe"
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ohtani coming back out tomorrow on demon time
>>149225870how many runs doe
>>1492258761 run, 1 rbi double, 2 ks
>>149225848I know some of the doyerpacos think the jigsaw poster is the same one from /tv/ but you don’t actually think it’s Seth MacFarlane… right?
>>149224839did I upset you fella?
>>149225880How many fans will the dodgers security kidnap and isolate from their families to make sure he gets his “first home run given up as a dodgers pitcher” ball?
>>149225848Yeah /mlb/ and doyer lifelongs don't seem to notice he is a same fagging retard
>>149225870hope we see 2 good innings from him
>>149225893They’re making fun of the guy replying to you for not knowing the dodgers are originally from Brooklyn, not Boston.
>>149225916had to be misspeaking instead of not actually knowing, right?
>>149225916Oh right, everyone was memeing the Boston Dodgers in that thread so maybe he just missed the memes before that reply
>>149225909anyone who frequents /tv/ in the last year and a half or so is familiar with sethyboy baskinfag and his forced meme schizo samefagging. the sad thing is I think there are a one or two poodrepacos who latched on because they can't meme.
t. boston doyer lifelong
Having an entire management group headed by Magic Johnson is so soulless.
no one under the age of 25 should be allowed here. between the ages of 25 and 30 they should only be allowed to lurk. between the age of 31-35 they should only be allowed to make one-word posts such as based or kek. only at the age of 36 should anyone be allowed to participate in actual discourse here.
>>149225946what are they managing? aids symptoms? haha bit of a joke there about aids haha
>>149225954Write a letter to moot then lil nigga
>>149225932People were memeing it after he said it because the dodgers have a lot of new “fans” here who only just became fans of the team when they got ohtani last year (with an unprecedented $680M contract deferall), and when they hosted hololive night for ohtani’s birthday. This is why people call the fans fundies and the dodgers a trust fund team, and pacos are very sensitive about it despite constantly screaming otherwise. See
>>149225945>>149225909>>149225848>>149225801
>>149225958he was a soft bitch. to think I was sad when he left.
>>149225961thanks for the qrd, I was aware of the dryers background lore but never heard of the tripfag till today (trips should be removed from /sp/)
>>149225433 (OP)It will be my first time watching him pitch. What should I expect
>>149225964ur mums a soft bitch lel
>>149225500the fag transcisco giants have never been and never will be a relevant team
>>149225961kek I had baskinfag filtered long before he started schizoposting in /mlb/
>>149225979He’s not a tripfag it’s just people spamming the /tv/ meme to piss off the pacos, and for some reason dodgers fans have convinced themselves it’s not only the original baskin roberts schizo from /tv/ but that he’s also a padres fan
Stop arguing anonymously like extremely online incels and tell me whether Ohtani is a good pitcher.
Now.
trvke: filtering is as gay as tripfagging
eat shit with the rest of us. sure complain but never filter
>>149225998>for some reason
>>149226004he used to be
who knows now
>>149226004Ohtani's fastest pitch was a 102 mph fastball he threw in the second inning of a game against Italy in the 2023 World Baseball Classic.
ya gotsta give it to me!!
>>149226004He's a solid pitcher. His real value is saving the DH spot for another slugger and keeping a pitcher in the lineup.
>>149225998I assume he's a mest faggot and other shitposters here join in also
>getting to hit against Ohtani pitching is like winning the world series for padresfags
>>149225979To clarify it’s way more likely he’s just a padres or some other team fan and almost definitely not the tv poster who has been baskin posting for years
>>149226004he was seen as a modern nolan ryan or roger clemens as a prospect
>>149226009>>149226011Thanks
>>149226013So he’s a much better batter?
>>149225958>mootWho? New tigers fan here
>>149226017Ah yes… Nolan Ryan or *checks post * Roger Clemens… yes of course
>>149226023it's true poodrepaco
>>149226018Yes. His two-way player thing is a shtick
>>149226018He was a better pitching prospect
>>149225996Baskinfag has the same energy of logfag-animatermann of /b/. Same posting habits too.
>>149225979>the dryersaussie's spellcheck strikes again!
>>149225998I refuse to believe anyone would emulate baskinfag, but poodrepacos are retarded and can't meme after all so maybe you're right.
Shohei Ohtani gets the start on Blake Snell bobblehead night
Atlanta got embarrassed by the Rockies
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>>149226053logfags are the absolute worst. completely disassociated from anything.
>>149226068>>149226070>>149226071Oooh this asshole's askin for apoundin
How does Ohtani compare to Randy Jason?
>>149226082>>>/b/ has been a wasteland for a long time. It’s just trannies, blacked threads, loli, and trumpfags spamming Facebook memes in YLYL threads.
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>>149226095Heaven gained another angle.
>>149225983>>149226004ohtani was always more passionate about pitching than hitting. he shows more his emotion when he pitches and his pitching style doesn't look very 'smart', that might be a little suprise for those who never watched him pitch.
overall, better than kikuchi.
>>149226095You forgot the endless socials and state nude threads
April fools day was the best day on /b/ since a rogue mod killed the pornfags for a day in 2019.
>>149226130WWYD Wife/GF tho???
>>149226095I read through some threads on /b/ for the first time in ages the first night when the site shut down and there was some legit lunacy there that I actually found disturbing. one blacked thread was just 2 people with about 50 posts. one apathetic guy trolling another who insinuated he would kill him if he could stood out.
>>149226105That can’t be right…
>>149225570Is this Mexico ?
Grim
>>149226143Epic simple epic
>>149226154It’s San Diego
>>149225433 (OP)Before the juiced balls ohtani was a better pitcher than hitter
I've never seen ohtani pitch before
>>149226163Imagine a retard throwing shit but he's chinese
>>149226156somehow titillating also but not enough to want to spend any real time there anymore
>>149226154Southern California is essentially Mexico , it’s quite unfortunate.
>>149226170Intesting intesting tell me more on this matter
UNIRONICALLY BOSTON TROLLEY DODGERS FOR LIFE
FUCK SD FUCK SF FUCK BOTH NY
>>149226154Better than Paris with all those literal africans
>>149226180That's a lot of guys you're going to fuck.
I have faith that you, of all people, can make this happen.
>>149226154Don’t you have an elementary school teacher to behead in the streets Mahmoud?
>>149226143Oh my days
That place is fucking grim
Let's try & keep alphabet boys out of our gay sex cloister
>>149226179arcane and creative and darkly funny shit without much equal feels too end of life for me. maybe if I were terminally ill I might find it more appealing.
>>149226165so basically kikuchi?
>>149226211Welp one way to find out
>>149226223I just assume it's always there if needed
>>149226217Yeah whatever you say dickbag
>>149226163New Dodgers fan here?
I love vidya!
I love anime!
I love nippon!
I love kino!
I love sushi!
I love the dodgers!
….but above all else….
I LOVE OHTANI!!!!!!!!!!!
>>149226242How about you eat a bag of dicks
i'm neither a dodger fan nor an ohtani fan btw
Psychogang rules the streets...
>>149226255please tell us your life story then
>>149226243not a fan! just watching whatever games are on when I finally arise from my slumber
>>149226249i'll unironically respect americans more if you kill ohtani
>>149226268We can only hope!
>>149226273you can do it though
The course of civility has waylaid itself before finding /mlb/. Perhaps we should aid it home, hm?
Mmm, I love sushi.
I love Japan PERIOD.
>Mmhmm!
Tea Ceremonies.
JAY RAAWK
GIRUGAMESH!
I LOVE ANIME!
AND MANGA!
[spoiler]AND GAY MEN![/spoiler]
>>149226284Hey we get it chill
>>149225441Queen of /mlb/
it's just a dying sport man. get over it.
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>>149226284qrd on jay rawk???
Pipey has us by the short and curlies
Padres were already in LA a few days ago
reddit has better baseball discussion
>>149226344poseur. they kept in real in SLC.
just man up and kill some japs already. that's unironically better. not even joking.
Long way to go
Short time to get there
>>149226344Funny that mention that because padres fans are calling the dodgers racist skinheads for that Spanish singer
>>149226359they are, how dare they attack one of their own?
>>149226355Keep on rollin'
Oh, you've got to learn to roll with the changes
>>149226344Padres run this genny, even in tekken.
>>149225456doggie doo tears will end California's drought and refill all the empty reseevoir and dry wells #LAFire #LAStrong
4chan loser > brave patriotic murderer
simple as
>>149226379i hate markman so much it's unreal
tourist here reading /mlb/ for the first time
are you guys alright??
>>149226412real schizoposting hours tbqh come back later
>>149226412What's going on in Krautland brotha?
>>149226412We're having a moment
>>149226415>schizopostingIt's latenight posting, newfag
>>149226412racism is so deeply rooted in the us
some of them unirocically can't handle one japanese star
>>149226391tfw these are the kinds of anons who call you faggot on here
>>149226434please fuck my ass
>>149225570>not having a parade down National blvd after winning regular season game #73doggie doos ngmi
>>149226434It’s ok. They’re dying out
>>149226420>Stockholm Syndrome grim
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most obvious VPN I’ve ever seen
>>149226477Thankfully the detective has cum out of retirement to spurt his goo all over this hot case
sometimes I read random gennys just to see if they have fun since youre not allowed to have fun in the aussie gennys
>>149226482Rape this faggot
>>149226434shut up, retard. everyone like ohtani when he wasn't on the dodgers.
>>149226482Somebody fuck this guy
>>149226482every Aussie centric thread I've seen has been run by a group of humorless old cunts
>>149226482/mlb/ is for fun
>>149226490my fellow cunts in /nrl/ take everything as 100% serious every time
im just a guy that likes to have a little fun at times tehehe
>>149226499You're among friends here, sister
>>149226499we're all gals here and we like having fun
>>149226499We're going to bully the boys in science class
>>149226499call before you dig
>>149226507no thanks you disgusting trip user
>>149226511Actually, bravesbrah likes getting fucked, and we fuck him for fun
>>149226516ah I see, well I got herpes from an escort in January so I should probably not partake
>>149226511Somebody fuck this guy...
>>149226517Somebody fuck this guy!!!
>>149226519I want a skinny tomboy GF (Australian), are you interested in a 1:1 trade for a skinny tomboy GF (American). Mine is nuts in a fun way ha ha I tell myself
>>149226519I thought prostitution was legal there and the women are tested regularly for diseases
>>149226391Geoguessor here, this is not California
>>149226292Nostalgia
Bunch of fucking Reddit newfags in this general.
>>149226538Nobody was fucking the Reddit newfags til u got here
>>149226530I dont think there's any active govt branch going round testing prossys for stds unfortunately
>>149226538what makes you think the people that originally started posting that shit aren't still doing so now?
>>149226485 ...born in a man's body
>>149226547We love Reddit!
Baseball dodgers good they win all in end
Let's all prepare for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSqwa2m020
>Yea he’s Reddit material
Pappy Pipey sez: """Berd Up!!!"""
does ohtani speak or does he just say his name over and over again like a pokemon?
>>149226564so, is that place really like a sort of PG-13 version of here?
Kekkkk doyerpacos posting some redditfag all last week talmbout poodres can’t meme
>>149226602Reddit is ludo kino
Ooooh reddit's gonna geddit
what went wrong with the braves today?
15k's and lost 10-1
>>149226602early Reddit was kinda similar to 4chan in that it was mostly corny memes, gore, cat pics, and porn, they even had a dedicated jailbait posting thread which was one of the first to go when it started getting popular. It slowly became more and more corporate after it got sold to conde nast, and iirc the federal government came down hard on one of their founders for downloading JSTOR articles, to the point that he committed suicide cause he was facing millions in fines and decades in prison. Now it’s basically a lefty political tool and echo chamber, especially since they chased a lot of the trump fags here in 2016 by banning their boards and users.
>>149226648A comprehensive tome has appeared
Yo listen up here's a story
About a doggie doo that lives in a poo world
>>149226659Please, fuck my ass.
>>149226658expand upon this
>>149226666Unzips my pants
>>149226658And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just poo
Like him, inside and outside
>>149226682Please fuck my ass
>>149226682Pipey For My Anus
Pipey
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>>149226697its another acronym
>>149226682Please fuck my ass
what does reds stand for?
>>149226734Spreads your ass cheeks WiiiiiiiiiiiiDE
>>149226734We gonna need a spill of de ol voodoo fo dis one...
Stop talking to yourself, ERG.
>>149226779Big dog's gotta eat
>>149226518what was the name of this chat room again
>>149226803Elastic Ass Man's "Da Great Gape Caper"
>>149226821I refunded this one on steam after I couldn't make it more than 2 minutes having the most powerful and intense orgazm of my life
did /mlb/ ever send in a photo for those covid-era cardboard cutouts they had at games?
Keep your head in the game
>>149226832The Dullahans and Dullahan fuckers are lost to time...
predict ohtani's pitching line
i will start
2.0IP 0ER 2H 2-3K
>>149226004He's a phenomenal pitcher just as he's a phenomenal hitter. There's a reason no other human on earth can do what he does.
muncypacos are here to stay
1. Dodger Dogs posters
2. Funky Muncy anon
3. That one gif* of the very attractive woman
4. Dancing Vin
5. Dodgers Totodile poster (+8,996)
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901. Sausage Girl
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90001. Sailor Moon attention whore
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90000001. Gura posters
90000002. The last red pilled anon in LA proper
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9000000000000001. Bau Bau faggot & other vtrannies
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9000000000000000000001. Swede
>>149227080>Sausage GirlLet's take Sausage girl up a rank
who the FUCK is devers?
-NL Chad
I’m trying to get used to a new time zone. Ill miss baseball
>>149227240Goin back to gay camp eh... recreational or re-educational?
>>149227240Where’d you move to in the US that you can’t watch baseball? Even Hawaii wouldn’t be that bad would it? Only 3h behind the west coasties.
>Devers was basically guaranteed to be an all star as the starting DH
>gets cucked out by getting traded to the NL, where both spots he plays are taken by guys having way better seasons than him(Machado at 3rd, Ohtani as DH)
lol, one last fuck you from the Sox I guess.
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Any Yankees and Mest bros down to meet up?
>>149226878Jake Cronenworth will give him a big welcome back
>Ohtani pitching not catching tonight
it will be really funny when pitching makes all of Ohtani's offensive stats go down.
>>1492268782IP 0ER 5H 2BB 1K
wake up sho, its time to pitch
>>149227080Why is gura separate from other vtroon shit
>>149227080sausage girl is the only decent one.
>>149227080What about the other posters here?
Grid
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>>149227504Using WAR for this is gay as fuck
>>149227504Recker on the board!!!!
>>149227555Digits confirms. So, why was your phone in that plate?
>>149227581I'm a girl lol
>>149227240Flyovers have baseball too anon.
>>149227517It's not for you chud
>>149227517Would you say its good for absolutely nothin'?
So what's going to happen to Chapman?
>>149227672Say it again, y'all.
>>149227682Devers will probably DH
>>149227682Chap Mattman will be fine.
>>149227286Being on the west coast must suck for watching baseball if you work normal hours. The east coast games all start too early and there’s nothing to watch after the west coast teams are done.
What was the worst trade in Red Sox history?
>Hard mode: No mention of Babe
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All Star picks.
>check the athletic after the trade
>5 articles about the red sox
>0 articles about my jints
east coast media bias is real
Men being escorted to prison. The radio is playing the Dodgers game that is about to begin.
Prisoner A: "Hey! You there. Shohei is going to pitch now! Want to bet on what pitch he'll throw first? Let's bet on cigarettes."
Prisoner P: "I had a terrible experience with betting. I've decided not to bet anymore."
Prisoner A: "YO! Don't be so cold. I won't have any more entertainment like this from now on. Let's make one last bet."
Prisoner P: "Ah... a straight pitch."
Prisoner A: "What? Your voice is too quiet, I can't hear you."
Prisoner P: "The first pitch is a straight pitch. A 100 mph straight pitch with all your might, right down the middle for a strike."
Prisoner A: "What's wrong, brother? You're so confident."
Prisoner P: "I know Shohei better than anyone. No doubt about it. Two cartons of cigarettes."
Radio: "The first pitch is a curveball high and on the outside. One ball."
>>149227831I told myself I was gonna be nice, I wasn't gonna make fun of the dodgers today... and this is the first post I see when I wake up?
>>149227712Games start at 3 in the afternoon most days so you can listen on the radio and as long as you're home by 6 you won't miss any west coast games. But we're all NEETs out here and prefer 9am east coast baseball.
>>149227682Chapman is currently injured; he's going to be back at 3B when he returns, though. Devers will play most of his games at DH.
>>149227712I miss the late night games when my team was on a west coast road trip more than anything. But I also don't work normal hours now that I live out here, and ironically I'm up much later than I used to be.
>>149227682Chapman's a gold glover. Nobody's keeping him off third when he can play again.
Break yourselves upon my ballsack
>>149227900I’m on the east coast and by the time I’m done with work, dinner, kids’ bedtime, etc. I barely have time to catch the end of the Sox games. Watching the west coast teams at night before bed accounts for most of my baseball viewing.
I can catch Doyers games at 4am.
That's when I usually wake up.
If they play away I'm out of luck...
Let’s hear it for doggiedoo
http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/45513123
>>149228063Average espn viewing experience :(
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>wake up
>see boston traded devers
suddenly I don’t care about being swept anymore. GM.
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>>149228095When you defeat your enemies, they win. gm
>>149228136NYchads….we were supposed to run baseball.
Subwaychads WILL have the last laugh this year. Ball game over. Put it in the books.
good monday morning mariners nation
>>149228239U done freakin out & twitchin or what
>>1492282833Bs reaction really elevated this one kek
>>149225433 (OP)Padres bros I dont feel so good
>leading the NL in WAR as a pitcher
does livvy dunne's boyfriend have a genuine shot at an MVP berth this year? do they even give those to pitchers anymore?
>>149228388It's rare but not impossible. Not counting Ohtani, Verlander and Kershaw have won MVP in the last 15 years.
Honest question, but what are the actual chances we get a meme WS: Mets v Mariners?
It's another day of
>Poodres
BAU BAU
This time with Ohtani making his pitching debut for the Dodgers
>>149228447giametsiners world series
>>149228447More likely than you think
>>149228447mariners dont look like they have the juice
>>149228447low but that's okay I'd be just fine with a respectable alcs run
So where does Devers rank amongst the all-time Red Sox?
>>149228534Below/Next to Xander
gm and gl at work this week
>>149227555Are you based? Do you like sausage?
Buster Posey is already one of the best GMs in the league lmfao. FUCK i'm envious of San Fran for having such a competent gm.
>>149228578I feel based yeah
>>149228608A lot of GMs would look competent if their ownership allowed them to pick up $250 million contracts when necessary. Sometimes though you are allowed $25 million and do worse than squander it.
>>149228623You are a faggot. Shut up. Nobody cares.
>>149228095>>149228129Somehow still feels like we don’t have a team and that Boston is just gonna get stronger.
>>149228641that isn't a very nice thing to say
they should have gotten eldridge in the deal, too
>>149228654Have a cup of joe and forget about it
>>149228672Morning
>>149228705Yankees typical June swoon always happens under Boone’s teams, will get better at the deadline as long as they can bounce back (and they should against the Angels) it’ll be alright. And Red Sox are gay.
>>149228728>june boone swoonYeah it’s been happening for several years atp. There’s no guarantee we pick up anyone at the deadline. Also IDC about beating up on teams like the angels. We failed hard against the dodgers and Sox. Only a good series against Houston/Detroit will give me hope.
>>149228447From some rough math based on doubling World Series winning odds from betting lines, looks like there's an 1.38% chance that the Mets play the Mariners in this year's World Series, with the Mets doing some heavy carrying to get the number even that high.
can I get uhhhhhhhh baconeggancheese salt pepper ointment?
>>149228787fuck you…FUCK YOU!!!
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>>149228709>still posting the non canon version
>>149228771I just can't bring myself to care that much about losing series in June to the Sox or Dodgers, I don't like it but I'm not giving it much stock either.
>>149228787fuck you…FUCK YOU!!!
>>149228787I been fuckin this siamese twin, or twins, or whatever - one fella with two asses. Swear to Jesus
>>149228447honestly no other AL team seems good besides Yankees and Tigers
maybe cheatstros
>>149228806I’m just not buying that >it’s just a June game when we had the intention of sending a message to these teams until conveniently we started losing and now it’s all of a sudden >a June game. No ill will tho. I just wish we’d stop getting punched in the jaw.
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>>149228805Hey, be nice to Mets-chan. She’s had a rough few days.
>>149228819My the Dwight's Ox got dis in dab ag
>>149228819Stros got decent pitching but their bats are silent compared to everyone else. Yankees would bounce them in the ploffs.
>>149228787a daring synthesis
>>149228805Erm there’s an elephant in that Starbucks that I shan’t address for the sake of friendship
>>149228825SHE is a FAGGet
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>>149228787Life ain’t been the same since my autistic ointment king became obsessed with juan joto
will padrepacos and doyerpacos attend chudtanis pitching comeback or are they hiding from ICE
serious question
>>149228447mets
>97.7% to make postseason, 16.9% to win World Seriesmariners
>55.6% to make postseason, 1.7% to win World Seriessomeone crunch those numbers together
>>149228861is it true that if you attend a dodger game as an away fan and they lose some friendly gentlemen will give you a TBI in the parking lot
>>149228823Yeah I can agree with that much at least. There is definitely a problem with losing “big games” and it’s frustrating as shit to watch and possibly cause for alarm. After last year I just can be as emotionally invested until we are back in the postseason though. 28 was so close…
>>149228890>16.9%Is that fOdds or bOdds?
>>1492288906 + 9 = a fine ol time
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obviously jints-biased but I tried to be somewhat reasonable, and also avoid super obvious picks like judge
Don't get why Wilmer is listed as 1B instead of DH.
>>149228859The ointment video and the egg thing are honestly so funny to me, it’s improved my opinion on Michael Kay overnight.
Do the Mariners just have this massive online fanbase? I just notice a lot of them posting in these threads for a team that normally doesn't get a ton of national attention.
>>149228919There’s a certain charm to how annoying and strange he is.
>>149228915Overall pretty good to me but Wilmer is a stretch even though I like him, no Freddie or Pete?
>>149228915What the fuck, raffy already took a photo in giants gear.
>>149228978Thing is I think he should be in as DH, and Pete 1B but they did this retarded shit so I gotta go with my boy
>>149228999Also no Judge is kinda crazy do you just hate the Yankees?
>>149228915Not sure I get your logic. If you're trying to avoid the "super obvious" picks, why is Cal Raleigh on there?
(Also, Devers on the AL team as a Giant???)
>>149229007fuck him…FUCK HIM!!!
So how does all star voting work now that Devers is in the MLB? He should be an obvious shoe in for DH, but are they going to punish him because he spent most of the season in the AL?
>>149229007>and also avoid super obvious picks like judge>>149229009>(Also, Devers on the AL team as a Giant???)That's how it was on the ballot lol, assuming he'd end up on the NL team
Also Raleigh isn't Judge-level perennial all star
>>149229007Still feel that Arson sting
>>149229007fuck him…FUCK HIM!!!
>>149228608It's almost crazy.
With an injured 3B who will be back in a few weeks and weak production from the team's lefties, Posey found a 28yo lefty silver slugger with playoff experience at 3B who's already been talked into DH by his oild team and was having issues with them. He finished the deal over a month before the trade deadline so Devers could help immediately and also not be shopped around to other teams. He also dumped around $30 million from the Hicks contract, while Hicks is still injured even. And he kept Eldridge.
>>149228623Farhan had the money to spend and wasn't able to close any deals
Why aren’t we instalocking judge in the OF?
Feels good to be able to root for Devers openly again. That’s my Dominican nigga.
>>149229051While I like David and Mike their discisions-sp have been baffling to me, letting burnes go, getting a 40 year old pitcher whos not even starting anymore|granted has done OK recently, getting nothing for the trade for both Santander and the two prospects in Miami. ??????
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how the fuck
Also sorry for punctuation I end up putting random stuff in places @_@;;
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>have a seethe
>have two
LOL, seethe more faggots, have fun watching your poverty team never sniffing a WS appearance in your lifetime.
>>149229103Why do they look so awkward?
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>>149229054this is the kind of shit we were doing a year ago
So I know it's unfair to put devers on mookie tier but will this bite them in the bum again? You would think after a century of the Babe would teach a lesson they teach you what not to do in basic baseball.
>>149229042yeah I didn’t read
i am sorry
>>149228915>Wilmer >Kelly>RamosYour list is shit brotha.
>>149229125Alex Cora just doesn’t like Dominicans because he got snubbed for one during his tenure in the mlb.
>>149229125I blame the Irish
>>149229125They figured the bad mojo was because it was to their rivals, so they decided to trade their big two to the other biggest rivalry in the sport so the bad mojo goes to one of them instead
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>>149229103FAGGets kek!!!
>>149229118You really asking me why Pete Alonso looks awkward?
>>149229144He’s a big strong guy
>>149229100maybe his spray chart just works out that way with the park dimensions
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>>149230694>xe STILL seethingKEK
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