Thread 149225433

>“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Dodger Stadium. Tonight’s starting pitcher for your Los Angeles Dodgers—making his first major league mound appearance since August 23, 2023—is number 17, Shohei Ohtani!”

old >>149221812

Doyers

doyers

this is the year the mariners win the west

Is this /nu/ though?

Mariners

doyers

more like the baseders

lol

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team of Boston

Boston Trolleydodgers

wtf it even catches
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0
y?

>>149225454
Assnow and Smell haven't earned center front status in any group pic of the team yet

>>149225433 (OP)
Angels

I give credit to padre fans they can get under doyerpacos skin like no one else can
When the doyerpacos start bringing out “there’s more than sports” or “I feel bad for you” you know they’re finished

>>149225433 (OP)
>proceeds to get pulled by the third inning after he puts the Dodgers back 0-4

/insertyourteamnamehere/

We the real city of champions

>>149225480
the plan is 1 to 2 innings

>>149225456
>>149225465

doyers
check em

>>149225477
>also ran!!!!
Kek doyerpacos cannot meme

>>149225477
Actually fascinating to watch, so many Dodgers newfags get heated by them specifically when they should be saving that energy for the Jints

mariners and goodnight

>>149225491
kek

>>149225484
For me, it's the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp

>>149225487
Based doyers lifelong from back in the trolley days

>it’s forced!
>pay no attention to the historically high payroll deferrals
>pay no attention to the literal trust fund owners
>pay no attention to fans so new they don’t even know the team is from Brooklyn
lmao doggie doos kekarrooooo

Fundies go to in n out and be like "let me get ah lahge regulah"

pfma

>>149225298
>>149225298
>>149225298
Where can I find more of this? What would you even call this? I wouldn’t know where to begin

poodres kek

>>149225508
the fuck is a large regular?

Dodgers are chasing history. There is no team now that's a true rival.

i hate the doyers so much its unreal

pls win the series this time, dads

No one cares faggot. Go back to /tv/

>>149225532
Kek, it’s

>>149225516
Where can I find more of this? What would you even call this? I wouldn’t know where to begin

>>149225516
Cute!

Kinoshita lads…

I’m Falseflagging

video taken in san diego last tuesday kek

goodnight kinoshita frens

>>149225532
Poofter!

>>149225570
poodrepacos can't meme kek

My Padgers :(

>>149225570
KWAB

Mets lost btw

>doggies getting all their shitposting out of the way now because they know Ohtani is gonna blow it tomorrow
lol

Mets beat the defending world champs btw.

>>149225613
The rays?

>>149225620
no, they got GAPED by those guys

>>149225489
>ohtanifags are hyped for a glorified bullpen game
kek

>>149225433 (OP)
I am so FUCKING excited

Cards!

>>149225500
It's literally the same shit with Raiders and chargers, Lakers and clippies. It's been like that forever man. I can say FTR on /nfl/ and I'll get Jenny raider poster and many Raiders fan under their skin.

Also baseball! Yes, I'm excited for tomorrow's game! Still need a catcher and left fielder. And SP soon.

>>149225660
raider fans don’t like that avapedo jenny poster. nobody does

I'm still blown away about the raffy news and I'm not even a bawston fan

Cubgers won that game

>>149225650
Cram it, poofter!

>>149225676
yay!

>>149225680
holy based so zased

>>149225650
Kek, it’s king fundie!

I’m just a trust fund dumpster band
I ain’t got no JigC or Saw
Trust fun dumpster band
And if the baskin melts then we’ll just use a straw!

Reply to this if you're a same fagging retard

>>149225687
I’m so happy.

>>149225801
Uh oh stinky

kek fundies absolutely crammed by the baskinGODS

>>149225817
Cubger 'em!

New dodgers fan here, what’s a cubdger?

is sethyboy posting again? I have him filtered.

>>149225847
I miserable little pile of gifs

"Separate your men by tribe, by clan, such that clan may bear aid to clan and tribe to tribe"

ohtani coming back out tomorrow on demon time

>>149225870
how many runs doe

>>149225876
zero

>>149225876
1 run, 1 rbi double, 2 ks

this picture goes hard

>>149225876
>doe

>>149225848
I know some of the doyerpacos think the jigsaw poster is the same one from /tv/ but you don’t actually think it’s Seth MacFarlane… right?

>>149224839
did I upset you fella?

>>149225880
How many fans will the dodgers security kidnap and isolate from their families to make sure he gets his “first home run given up as a dodgers pitcher” ball?

>>149225848
Yeah /mlb/ and doyer lifelongs don't seem to notice he is a same fagging retard

>>149225870
hope we see 2 good innings from him

>>149225893
They’re making fun of the guy replying to you for not knowing the dodgers are originally from Brooklyn, not Boston.

>>149225916
had to be misspeaking instead of not actually knowing, right?

>>149225916
Oh right, everyone was memeing the Boston Dodgers in that thread so maybe he just missed the memes before that reply

The Bronxton Dodgers

>>149225909
anyone who frequents /tv/ in the last year and a half or so is familiar with sethyboy baskinfag and his forced meme schizo samefagging. the sad thing is I think there are a one or two poodrepacos who latched on because they can't meme.
t. boston doyer lifelong

Having an entire management group headed by Magic Johnson is so soulless.

no one under the age of 25 should be allowed here. between the ages of 25 and 30 they should only be allowed to lurk. between the age of 31-35 they should only be allowed to make one-word posts such as based or kek. only at the age of 36 should anyone be allowed to participate in actual discourse here.

>>149225946
what are they managing? aids symptoms? haha bit of a joke there about aids haha

>>149225954
Write a letter to moot then lil nigga

>>149225932
People were memeing it after he said it because the dodgers have a lot of new “fans” here who only just became fans of the team when they got ohtani last year (with an unprecedented $680M contract deferall), and when they hosted hololive night for ohtani’s birthday. This is why people call the fans fundies and the dodgers a trust fund team, and pacos are very sensitive about it despite constantly screaming otherwise. See >>149225945
>>149225909
>>149225848
>>149225801

>>149225958
he was a soft bitch. to think I was sad when he left.

>>149225961
thanks for the qrd, I was aware of the dryers background lore but never heard of the tripfag till today (trips should be removed from /sp/)

>>149225433 (OP)
It will be my first time watching him pitch. What should I expect

>>149225961
>>149225979
You both are retarded

>>149225964
ur mums a soft bitch lel

>>149225500
the fag transcisco giants have never been and never will be a relevant team

>>149225961
kek I had baskinfag filtered long before he started schizoposting in /mlb/

>>149225979
He’s not a tripfag it’s just people spamming the /tv/ meme to piss off the pacos, and for some reason dodgers fans have convinced themselves it’s not only the original baskin roberts schizo from /tv/ but that he’s also a padres fan

Stop arguing anonymously like extremely online incels and tell me whether Ohtani is a good pitcher.
Now.

trvke: filtering is as gay as tripfagging

eat shit with the rest of us. sure complain but never filter

>>149225998
>for some reason

>>149226004
he used to be
who knows now

>>149226004
Ohtani's fastest pitch was a 102 mph fastball he threw in the second inning of a game against Italy in the 2023 World Baseball Classic.

ya gotsta give it to me!!

>>149226004
He's a solid pitcher. His real value is saving the DH spot for another slugger and keeping a pitcher in the lineup.

>>149225998
I assume he's a mest faggot and other shitposters here join in also

>>149225979
To clarify it’s way more likely he’s just a padres or some other team fan and almost definitely not the tv poster who has been baskin posting for years

>>149226004
he was seen as a modern nolan ryan or roger clemens as a prospect

>>149226009
>>149226011
Thanks
>>149226013
So he’s a much better batter?

>>149225958
>moot
Who? New tigers fan here

>>149226017
Ah yes… Nolan Ryan or *checks post * Roger Clemens… yes of course

>>149226023
it's true poodrepaco

new tigers fan here

>>149226018
Yes. His two-way player thing is a shtick

>>149226018
He was a better pitching prospect

mootani

>>149225996
Baskinfag has the same energy of logfag-animatermann of /b/. Same posting habits too.

>>149225979
>the dryers
aussie's spellcheck strikes again!

>>149225998
I refuse to believe anyone would emulate baskinfag, but poodrepacos are retarded and can't meme after all so maybe you're right.

Please fuck my ass

Please fuck my ass

Please fuck my ass

Shohei Ohtani gets the start on Blake Snell bobblehead night

Atlanta got embarrassed by the Rockies

>>149226066
…where do you think you are?
>>149226068
>>149226070
>>149226071

Please...

>>149226053
logfags are the absolute worst. completely disassociated from anything.

>>149226068
>>149226070
>>149226071
Oooh this asshole's askin for apoundin

How does Ohtani compare to Randy Jason?

>>149226068
>>149226070
>>149226071
Dodgersissies RIPE AND PLUMP!

>>149226082
>>>/b/ has been a wasteland for a long time. It’s just trannies, blacked threads, loli, and trumpfags spamming Facebook memes in YLYL threads.

Fuck...

>>149226095
Heaven gained another angle.

My...

Ass...

>>149225983
>>149226004
ohtani was always more passionate about pitching than hitting. he shows more his emotion when he pitches and his pitching style doesn't look very 'smart', that might be a little suprise for those who never watched him pitch.
overall, better than kikuchi.

>>149226095
You forgot the endless socials and state nude threads
April fools day was the best day on /b/ since a rogue mod killed the pornfags for a day in 2019.

>>149226130
WWYD Wife/GF tho???

Cubyalkeegeriners on top

>>149226095
I read through some threads on /b/ for the first time in ages the first night when the site shut down and there was some legit lunacy there that I actually found disturbing. one blacked thread was just 2 people with about 50 posts. one apathetic guy trolling another who insinuated he would kill him if he could stood out.

>>149226105
That can’t be right…

>>149225570
Is this Mexico ?
Grim

>>149226143
Epic simple epic

>>149226154
It’s San Diego

>>149225433 (OP)
Before the juiced balls ohtani was a better pitcher than hitter

I've never seen ohtani pitch before

>>149226163
Imagine a retard throwing shit but he's chinese

>>149226159
in NPB?

>>149226156
somehow titillating also but not enough to want to spend any real time there anymore

>>149226154
Southern California is essentially Mexico , it’s quite unfortunate.

>>149226163
based fundie

I need it deep...

>>149226170
Intesting intesting tell me more on this matter

UNIRONICALLY BOSTON TROLLEY DODGERS FOR LIFE

FUCK SD FUCK SF FUCK BOTH NY

>>149226167
in muttmerica

>>149226154
Better than Paris with all those literal africans

>>149226180
That's a lot of guys you're going to fuck.
I have faith that you, of all people, can make this happen.

>>149226154
Don’t you have an elementary school teacher to behead in the streets Mahmoud?

>>149226143
Oh my days
That place is fucking grim

Let's try & keep alphabet boys out of our gay sex cloister

Ugh...finish me...

>>149226184
huh?

>>149226179
arcane and creative and darkly funny shit without much equal feels too end of life for me. maybe if I were terminally ill I might find it more appealing.

>>149226165
so basically kikuchi?

>>149226211
Welp one way to find out

>>149226223
I just assume it's always there if needed

>>149226217
Yeah whatever you say dickbag

Yumbo Yacktani

>>149226236
weak

>>149226163
New Dodgers fan here?

I love vidya!
I love anime!
I love nippon!
I love kino!
I love sushi!
I love the dodgers!
….but above all else….
I LOVE OHTANI!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149226242
How about you eat a bag of dicks

>>149225441
faggot

i'm neither a dodger fan nor an ohtani fan btw

Psychogang rules the streets...

>>149226255
please tell us your life story then

>>149226243
not a fan! just watching whatever games are on when I finally arise from my slumber

>>149226262
King shit

>>149226249
i'll unironically respect americans more if you kill ohtani

Keep it calm

>>149226268
We can only hope!

>>149226273
you can do it though

The course of civility has waylaid itself before finding /mlb/. Perhaps we should aid it home, hm?

Mmm, I love sushi.
I love Japan PERIOD.
>Mmhmm!
Tea Ceremonies.
JAY RAAWK
GIRUGAMESH!
I LOVE ANIME!
AND MANGA!
[spoiler]AND GAY MEN![/spoiler]

>>149226260
why?

>>149226284
Hey we get it chill

>>149225441
Queen of /mlb/

it's just a dying sport man. get over it.

>>149226284
qrd on jay rawk???

We need /mlb/

Pipey won

Pipey has us by the short and curlies

Padres were already in LA a few days ago

reddit has better baseball discussion

no one asked

>>149226344
poseur. they kept in real in SLC.

just man up and kill some japs already. that's unironically better. not even joking.

Long way to go
Short time to get there

>>149226344
Funny that mention that because padres fans are calling the dodgers racist skinheads for that Spanish singer

>>149226359
they are, how dare they attack one of their own?

>>149226355
Keep on rollin'
Oh, you've got to learn to roll with the changes

Give. Me. It!

>>149226344
Padres run this genny, even in tekken.

Run this bussy

>>149225433 (OP)
based

>>149225452
cringe

Roll with deez nutz

>>149225456
doggie doo tears will end California's drought and refill all the empty reseevoir and dry wells #LAFire #LAStrong

Giants genny

4chan loser > brave patriotic murderer
simple as

>>149226379
i hate markman so much it's unreal

tourist here reading /mlb/ for the first time
are you guys alright??

>>149226412
real schizoposting hours tbqh come back later

>>149226412
What's going on in Krautland brotha?

>>149226412
We're having a moment

>>149226415
>schizoposting
It's latenight posting, newfag

I'm a new doyers fan

I'm a new doyers fan

>>149226412
racism is so deeply rooted in the us
some of them unirocically can't handle one japanese star

>>149226391
tfw these are the kinds of anons who call you faggot on here

>>149226434
please fuck my ass

>>149225570
>not having a parade down National blvd after winning regular season game #73
doggie doos ngmi

*SQUEES* we have guests!

>>149226451
ermagherd...

>>149226434
It’s ok. They’re dying out

*gulps*

>>149226420
>Stockholm Syndrome
grim

STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!

most obvious VPN I’ve ever seen

>>149226477
Thankfully the detective has cum out of retirement to spurt his goo all over this hot case

sometimes I read random gennys just to see if they have fun since youre not allowed to have fun in the aussie gennys

>>149226482
Rape this faggot

i'm a girl

>>149226434
shut up, retard. everyone like ohtani when he wasn't on the dodgers.

>>149226482
Somebody fuck this guy

>>149226482
Get ‘im!

>>149226482
every Aussie centric thread I've seen has been run by a group of humorless old cunts

>>149226482
SIC ‘EM!

>>149226482
/mlb/ is for fun

i'm a girl

>>149226482
dont mind me

>>149226490
my fellow cunts in /nrl/ take everything as 100% serious every time
im just a guy that likes to have a little fun at times tehehe

>>149226499
You're among friends here, sister

>>149226499
we're all gals here and we like having fun

>>149226499
We're going to bully the boys in science class

>>149226499
Fuck me

>>149226499
call before you dig

>>149226507
no thanks you disgusting trip user

>>149226511
Actually, bravesbrah likes getting fucked, and we fuck him for fun

>>149226511
sorry sir...

>>149226516
ah I see, well I got herpes from an escort in January so I should probably not partake

>>149226511
Somebody fuck this guy...

>>149226517
Somebody fuck this guy!!!

>>149226519
I want a skinny tomboy GF (Australian), are you interested in a 1:1 trade for a skinny tomboy GF (American). Mine is nuts in a fun way ha ha I tell myself

>>149226524
>&<

>>149226519
I thought prostitution was legal there and the women are tested regularly for diseases

>>149226391
Geoguessor here, this is not California

>>149226534
we need your help >>149226518

>>149226292
Nostalgia
Bunch of fucking Reddit newfags in this general.

>>149226538
Nobody was fucking the Reddit newfags til u got here

He play baseball

>>149226530
I dont think there's any active govt branch going round testing prossys for stds unfortunately

>>149226538
what makes you think the people that originally started posting that shit aren't still doing so now?

>>149226391
kek!

>>149226485
...born in a man's body

kek!

>>149226547
We love Reddit!

>>149226564
kekkkkkkkk

Baseball dodgers good they win all in end

>>149226564
o kek!

Let's all prepare for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSqwa2m020

Pappy Pipey sez: """Berd Up!!!"""

does ohtani speak or does he just say his name over and over again like a pokemon?

>>149226564
so, is that place really like a sort of PG-13 version of here?

Kekkkk doyerpacos posting some redditfag all last week talmbout poodres can’t meme

>>149226602
Reddit is ludo kino

>>149226591
da fuck...?

Ooooh reddit's gonna geddit

I'm a girl though

>>149226636
consider

>>149226638
Fem-em

what went wrong with the braves today?
15k's and lost 10-1

>>149226602
early Reddit was kinda similar to 4chan in that it was mostly corny memes, gore, cat pics, and porn, they even had a dedicated jailbait posting thread which was one of the first to go when it started getting popular. It slowly became more and more corporate after it got sold to conde nast, and iirc the federal government came down hard on one of their founders for downloading JSTOR articles, to the point that he committed suicide cause he was facing millions in fines and decades in prison. Now it’s basically a lefty political tool and echo chamber, especially since they chased a lot of the trump fags here in 2016 by banning their boards and users.

>>149226648
A comprehensive tome has appeared

Yo listen up here's a story
About a doggie doo that lives in a poo world

>>149226648
mmmm

>>149226659
Please, fuck my ass.

>>149226666
checked

>>149226658
expand upon this

>>149226666
Unzips my pants

What does pfma mean?

>>149226658
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just poo
Like him, inside and outside

>>149226682
Please fuck my ass

>>149226682
Pipey For My Anus

What's pipey?

>>149226697
its another acronym

Pipe-em

Pipe-em

I been piped

Reds

>>149226682
Please fuck my ass

what does reds stand for?

>>149226734
Spreads your ass cheeks WiiiiiiiiiiiiDE

>>149226734
We gonna need a spill of de ol voodoo fo dis one...

Stop talking to yourself, ERG.

>>149226758
My bad

>>149226758
Sorry sir

>>149226758
sorry

>>149226758
I'm sorry...

>>149226758
Mercy please

>>149226779
Big dog's gotta eat

qrd on BUFs?

>>149226518
what was the name of this chat room again

>>149226803
/mlb/.com

>>149226803
Habbo hotel!!

>>149226803
>>>/tv/

>>149226803
Elastic Ass Man's "Da Great Gape Caper"

>>149226821
I refunded this one on steam after I couldn't make it more than 2 minutes having the most powerful and intense orgazm of my life

did /mlb/ ever send in a photo for those covid-era cardboard cutouts they had at games?

Keep your head in the game

>>149226832
;_;7

>>149226832
The Dullahans and Dullahan fuckers are lost to time...

predict ohtani's pitching line

i will start
2.0IP 0ER 2H 2-3K

no one cares doyerpaco

0.0 IP 2 ER 3 H 2 BB 1 K

that funky muncy

>>149226004
He's a phenomenal pitcher just as he's a phenomenal hitter. There's a reason no other human on earth can do what he does.

muncypacos are here to stay

1. Dodger Dogs posters
2. Funky Muncy anon
3. That one gif* of the very attractive woman
4. Dancing Vin
5. Dodgers Totodile poster (+8,996)
.
.
901. Sausage Girl
.
.
90001. Sailor Moon attention whore
.
.
90000001. Gura posters
90000002. The last red pilled anon in LA proper
.
.
9000000000000001. Bau Bau faggot & other vtrannies
.
.
9000000000000000000001. Swede

>>149227080
>Sausage Girl
Let's take Sausage girl up a rank

who the FUCK is devers?
-NL Chad

I’m trying to get used to a new time zone. Ill miss baseball

>>149227240
Goin back to gay camp eh... recreational or re-educational?

>>149227240
Where’d you move to in the US that you can’t watch baseball? Even Hawaii wouldn’t be that bad would it? Only 3h behind the west coasties.

>Devers was basically guaranteed to be an all star as the starting DH
>gets cucked out by getting traded to the NL, where both spots he plays are taken by guys having way better seasons than him(Machado at 3rd, Ohtani as DH)
lol, one last fuck you from the Sox I guess.

Any Yankees and Mest bros down to meet up?

>>149226878
Jake Cronenworth will give him a big welcome back

it will be really funny when pitching makes all of Ohtani's offensive stats go down.

>>149226878
2IP 0ER 5H 2BB 1K

i think devers SUCK

wake up sho, its time to pitch

>>149227080
Why is gura separate from other vtroon shit

>>149227080
sausage girl is the only decent one.

>>149227080
What about the other posters here?

>>149227504
Using WAR for this is gay as fuck

>>149227504
Recker on the board!!!!

Sausage girl here

>>149227555
Digits confirms. So, why was your phone in that plate?

>>149227581
I'm a girl lol

>>149227240
Flyovers have baseball too anon.

>>149227517
It's not for you chud

my 'stros :)

>>149227517
Would you say its good for absolutely nothin'?

So what's going to happen to Chapman?

>>149227672
Say it again, y'all.

>>149227682
Devers will probably DH

>>149227682
Chap Mattman will be fine.

>>149227286
Being on the west coast must suck for watching baseball if you work normal hours. The east coast games all start too early and there’s nothing to watch after the west coast teams are done.

What was the worst trade in Red Sox history?

>Hard mode: No mention of Babe

KWAB

>>149227740
mookie

All Star picks.

>check the athletic after the trade
>5 articles about the red sox
>0 articles about my jints
east coast media bias is real

Men being escorted to prison. The radio is playing the Dodgers game that is about to begin.

Prisoner A: "Hey! You there. Shohei is going to pitch now! Want to bet on what pitch he'll throw first? Let's bet on cigarettes."
Prisoner P: "I had a terrible experience with betting. I've decided not to bet anymore."
Prisoner A: "YO! Don't be so cold. I won't have any more entertainment like this from now on. Let's make one last bet."
Prisoner P: "Ah... a straight pitch."
Prisoner A: "What? Your voice is too quiet, I can't hear you."
Prisoner P: "The first pitch is a straight pitch. A 100 mph straight pitch with all your might, right down the middle for a strike."
Prisoner A: "What's wrong, brother? You're so confident."
Prisoner P: "I know Shohei better than anyone. No doubt about it. Two cartons of cigarettes."
Radio: "The first pitch is a curveball high and on the outside. One ball."

>>149227831
I told myself I was gonna be nice, I wasn't gonna make fun of the dodgers today... and this is the first post I see when I wake up?

>>149227712
Games start at 3 in the afternoon most days so you can listen on the radio and as long as you're home by 6 you won't miss any west coast games. But we're all NEETs out here and prefer 9am east coast baseball.

>>149227682
Chapman is currently injured; he's going to be back at 3B when he returns, though. Devers will play most of his games at DH.

>>149227712
I miss the late night games when my team was on a west coast road trip more than anything. But I also don't work normal hours now that I live out here, and ironically I'm up much later than I used to be.

>>149227682
Chapman's a gold glover. Nobody's keeping him off third when he can play again.

Break yourselves upon my ballsack

>>149227972
Go Bronxsox!

>>149227900
I’m on the east coast and by the time I’m done with work, dinner, kids’ bedtime, etc. I barely have time to catch the end of the Sox games. Watching the west coast teams at night before bed accounts for most of my baseball viewing.

I can catch Doyers games at 4am.
That's when I usually wake up.

If they play away I'm out of luck...

Let’s hear it for doggiedoo
http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/45513123

>>149228063
Average espn viewing experience :(

The Boston Dodgers.

>wake up
>see boston traded devers
suddenly I don’t care about being swept anymore. GM.

no...NO!!!

>>149228095
gm

>>149228095
When you defeat your enemies, they win. gm

>>149228095
gm sweptfren

>>149228136
NYchads….we were supposed to run baseball.

Subwaychads WILL have the last laugh this year. Ball game over. Put it in the books.

good monday morning mariners nation

>>149228239
U done freakin out & twitchin or what

>>149228247
who? me?

Faggotiners....

Faggotiners....

>>149228283
3Bs reaction really elevated this one kek

>>149225433 (OP)
Padres bros I dont feel so good

>leading the NL in WAR as a pitcher

does livvy dunne's boyfriend have a genuine shot at an MVP berth this year? do they even give those to pitchers anymore?

>>149228388
It's rare but not impossible. Not counting Ohtani, Verlander and Kershaw have won MVP in the last 15 years.

Honest question, but what are the actual chances we get a meme WS: Mets v Mariners?

>>149228447
1%

It's another day of
>Poodres
BAU BAU
This time with Ohtani making his pitching debut for the Dodgers

>>149228447
giametsiners world series

>>149228447
More likely than you think

>>149228447
mariners dont look like they have the juice

>>149228447
low but that's okay I'd be just fine with a respectable alcs run

So where does Devers rank amongst the all-time Red Sox?

>>149228534
Below/Next to Xander

gm and gl at work this week

>>149227555
Are you based? Do you like sausage?

Buster Posey is already one of the best GMs in the league lmfao. FUCK i'm envious of San Fran for having such a competent gm.

>>149228578
I feel based yeah

>>149228608
A lot of GMs would look competent if their ownership allowed them to pick up $250 million contracts when necessary. Sometimes though you are allowed $25 million and do worse than squander it.

Cock em

>>149228623
You are a faggot. Shut up. Nobody cares.

Let’s take it easy

>>149228095
>>149228129
Somehow still feels like we don’t have a team and that Boston is just gonna get stronger.

gm

>>149228641
that isn't a very nice thing to say

gm

>>149228650
I disagree

they should have gotten eldridge in the deal, too

>>149228673
But why?

>>149228654
Have a cup of joe and forget about it
>>149228672
Morning

>>149228705
Yankees typical June swoon always happens under Boone’s teams, will get better at the deadline as long as they can bounce back (and they should against the Angels) it’ll be alright. And Red Sox are gay.

>>149228728
>june boone swoon
Yeah it’s been happening for several years atp. There’s no guarantee we pick up anyone at the deadline. Also IDC about beating up on teams like the angels. We failed hard against the dodgers and Sox. Only a good series against Houston/Detroit will give me hope.

>>149228447
From some rough math based on doubling World Series winning odds from betting lines, looks like there's an 1.38% chance that the Mets play the Mariners in this year's World Series, with the Mets doing some heavy carrying to get the number even that high.

can I get uhhhhhhhh baconeggancheese salt pepper ointment?

Let's all relax

>>149228787
fuck you…FUCK YOU!!!

>>149228709
>still posting the non canon version

>>149228771
I just can't bring myself to care that much about losing series in June to the Sox or Dodgers, I don't like it but I'm not giving it much stock either.

>>149228787
fuck you…FUCK YOU!!!

>>149228787
I been fuckin this siamese twin, or twins, or whatever - one fella with two asses. Swear to Jesus

>>149228447
honestly no other AL team seems good besides Yankees and Tigers
maybe cheatstros

>>149228806
I’m just not buying that >it’s just a June game when we had the intention of sending a message to these teams until conveniently we started losing and now it’s all of a sudden >a June game. No ill will tho. I just wish we’d stop getting punched in the jaw.

>>149228805
Hey, be nice to Mets-chan. She’s had a rough few days.

>>149228819
My the Dwight's Ox got dis in dab ag

>>149228819
Stros got decent pitching but their bats are silent compared to everyone else. Yankees would bounce them in the ploffs.

>>149228787
a daring synthesis

>>149228805
Erm there’s an elephant in that Starbucks that I shan’t address for the sake of friendship

>>149228825
SHE is a FAGGet

>>149228787
Life ain’t been the same since my autistic ointment king became obsessed with juan joto

will padrepacos and doyerpacos attend chudtanis pitching comeback or are they hiding from ICE
serious question

>>149228447
mets
>97.7% to make postseason, 16.9% to win World Series
mariners
>55.6% to make postseason, 1.7% to win World Series
someone crunch those numbers together

>>149228861
is it true that if you attend a dodger game as an away fan and they lose some friendly gentlemen will give you a TBI in the parking lot

>>149228823
Yeah I can agree with that much at least. There is definitely a problem with losing “big games” and it’s frustrating as shit to watch and possibly cause for alarm. After last year I just can be as emotionally invested until we are back in the postseason though. 28 was so close…

>>149228890
>16.9%
Is that fOdds or bOdds?

>>149228890
6 + 9 = a fine ol time

obviously jints-biased but I tried to be somewhat reasonable, and also avoid super obvious picks like judge
Don't get why Wilmer is listed as 1B instead of DH.

>>149228859
The ointment video and the egg thing are honestly so funny to me, it’s improved my opinion on Michael Kay overnight.

Do the Mariners just have this massive online fanbase? I just notice a lot of them posting in these threads for a team that normally doesn't get a ton of national attention.

>>149228919
There’s a certain charm to how annoying and strange he is.

o kek!

>>149228915
Overall pretty good to me but Wilmer is a stretch even though I like him, no Freddie or Pete?

>>149228915
What the fuck, raffy already took a photo in giants gear.

>>149228978
Thing is I think he should be in as DH, and Pete 1B but they did this retarded shit so I gotta go with my boy

>>149228999
Also no Judge is kinda crazy do you just hate the Yankees?

>>149228915
Not sure I get your logic. If you're trying to avoid the "super obvious" picks, why is Cal Raleigh on there?
(Also, Devers on the AL team as a Giant???)

Kek-em-tho

Kek-em-tho

FAGGkees kek!!!

FAGGkees kek!!!

>>149229007
fuck him…FUCK HIM!!!

So how does all star voting work now that Devers is in the MLB? He should be an obvious shoe in for DH, but are they going to punish him because he spent most of the season in the AL?

>>149229007
>and also avoid super obvious picks like judge
>>149229009
>(Also, Devers on the AL team as a Giant???)
That's how it was on the ballot lol, assuming he'd end up on the NL team
Also Raleigh isn't Judge-level perennial all star

>>149229007
Still feel that Arson sting

>>149229007
fuck him…FUCK HIM!!!

>>149228608
It's almost crazy.

With an injured 3B who will be back in a few weeks and weak production from the team's lefties, Posey found a 28yo lefty silver slugger with playoff experience at 3B who's already been talked into DH by his oild team and was having issues with them. He finished the deal over a month before the trade deadline so Devers could help immediately and also not be shopped around to other teams. He also dumped around $30 million from the Hicks contract, while Hicks is still injured even. And he kept Eldridge.

>>149228623
Farhan had the money to spend and wasn't able to close any deals

Why aren’t we instalocking judge in the OF?

FAGGets kek!!!

Feels good to be able to root for Devers openly again. That’s my Dominican nigga.

>>149229051
While I like David and Mike their discisions-sp have been baffling to me, letting burnes go, getting a 40 year old pitcher whos not even starting anymore|granted has done OK recently, getting nothing for the trade for both Santander and the two prospects in Miami. ??????

how the fuck

Also sorry for punctuation I end up putting random stuff in places @_@;;

>have a seethe
>have two

LOL, seethe more faggots, have fun watching your poverty team never sniffing a WS appearance in your lifetime.

>>149229103
Why do they look so awkward?

>>149229054
this is the kind of shit we were doing a year ago

So I know it's unfair to put devers on mookie tier but will this bite them in the bum again? You would think after a century of the Babe would teach a lesson they teach you what not to do in basic baseball.

>>149229042
yeah I didn’t read

i am sorry

>>149228915
>Wilmer
>Kelly
>Ramos

Your list is shit brotha.

>>149229125
Alex Cora just doesn’t like Dominicans because he got snubbed for one during his tenure in the mlb.

>>149229125
I blame the Irish

>>149229125
They figured the bad mojo was because it was to their rivals, so they decided to trade their big two to the other biggest rivalry in the sport so the bad mojo goes to one of them instead

>>149229103
FAGGets kek!!!

>>149229118
You really asking me why Pete Alonso looks awkward?

>>149229144
He’s a big strong guy

>>149229100
maybe his spray chart just works out that way with the park dimensions

>>149229140
fatlonso lel

QRD on fat soto?

>>149229170
>>149229170
have a nu
have two

>>149230694
>xe STILL seething
KEK