Heemed Bon Gaming edition

fff

>>149226656 (OP)
Gane is great.

This thread smells like cum!

Fragments and aphorisms of Cyril Gane; critical edition, translation and notes by Thomas Aspinal.

I'll just leave this here

Sweet and Sour.

i drive around with piss bottles in my car
but at least im not a crackhead

>>149226574
UFC is no longer in a state of growth, it's in a state of excess, the PPV cards are being mutilated in favor of the ESPN+ card, fighters who should be in the prelims of a PPV cards are headlining ESPN cards and fighters who fighters who should be in the prelims of a fight night card are fighting in the main event of a PPV, Gane talked about this.

why is he named Ciryl and not Cyril? is he stupid or something?

>>149226802
The reasoning is evidently beyond your limited human comprehension.

gotta stay busy

Cyrillic Гaнe

>>149226802
be gratefull his parents didn't name him after a show or a cartoon, there are kids named harley quin and kaleesi out there

heem fell off and can't get up

>>149226676
uhhh... asspeeniswhore xisters?

RIP Ben Ass Cream

it's called dirty boxing because it reeks and no one watches it

Eyyy I'm postin' over here

>>149227060
and no one washes it*

>>149227035
>>149227060
>>149227073
Stinky

sup bros

>>149227097
For last test my beloved Ysolda, you must defeat me, your own father.

>>149227079
fuck up

>>149227100
Is this some kinda gaming reference? Is this some reference from gaming? Is this your friend from fuckin gaming?

>>149227112
me vs (You)

>>149227120
Let's kick his ass

>>149227120
no is not except for the name which is from skyrim but I didn't realise until I posted it

Found my old heem folder

>>149227168
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

heem

>>149227170
Can I?

can you start impersonating me?

Any idea when we you watch fights these days in ufc the rulesets and fighter clothing differs by state/country and commissions and theres refs and language barriers you'd think that it'd cause issues prefight and the fighters would look for things to be more uniform at least in all US states but I guess thats too much to ask

Ooh eh that's some nice snoo ya got there don't ya know

>>149227194
I don’t quite understand

can you stop impersonating me now?

Turn on your monitor

I don't even like ice hockey

>>149227168
Nah you went dumpster diving in the 'chive. KWAN

>>149227194
>fighter clothing differs by state/country
Yes Volk for example reps greek/macedonia, his custom shorts have zero references to schaubstralia, it's about his roots which matter more to him.

>>149227201
take that back

Go kitties!

Id have Burger King AND Mcdonalds logos on my shorts, unifying the great forces in our universe

>>149227215
>Floriba
The AI does not respect the panthers

>Cricket had a major popularity rise in canada lately, no one knows why

>Ben Askren is still fighting. He's in a battle for his life rn.
He's literally laying in a bed unconscious. It's like saying he was still fighting after meng flatline heemed him. A silly thing to say.

Imagine being outlived by DC talmbout Askren here

I'm gonna get outlived by my nephew unless I hurry up and do something

>>149227230
>>149227232
Ben’s still alive. Therefore, he’s still participating in life which many refer to as a fight in itself.

People forget man, UFC traded demetrious for ben asken
Call it the art of the deal

>>149227239
Salil eka salil vika still alive nigga

>we'll give you merab and you'll give us Anshul jubli

Funky barbaari

Black barber is not a nigger

>>149227268
cancelled last week's main event lad

>>149227275
We have a different one here

What a load of sand monkey boolshit

>>149227283
it's a decent card

>>149227283
Should feel right at home for you pajeet

>>149227283
Here's my picks
Rountree TKO rnd 3
Bahamondes dec
Musayev dec
Blaydes sub rnd 2
Sadykov dec
Naimov TKO rnd 2
---------------------------------------
Ulanbekov dec
Jun-Yong dec
Daria dec
Orban TKO rnd 3
??? ???

>>149227293
are you finished?

>>149227298
khalil sucks

>>149227305

>>149227305
No no dude is an absolute BEAST
you can tell when he lost to Marcin Prachnio, Johnny Walker and Dustin Jacoby

>>149227245
Imagine the lucky cohencidence that the guy who got the most benefit out of the trade was a journeyman on his way out almost guaranteed not to win his full purse

you know wha? i like the caucasus guys. i like all the offbrand khabibs.

>>149227292
Yeah it's pretty good, every Orolbai fight is a scrap

>>149227310
>lost to johnny walker
please tell me it was a robbery decision

Schaub vs Mick Parkin would pull 1m buys

>>149227320
uncalled for but not untrue

If paul craig submits you, it means you are Championship mettle
If you sniff a decision against him, it means you are a fraud and a bum.

need jamahal to win so jiri will look better and pereira will look worse via khalil stock loss

>>149227312
Watch it, goy.

BO CRUMPLE

Dricus du Plessis

I'd heem everyone here

bring it on!

>>149227538
Your literally five foot six

I could heem every

>>149226785
I see a disgusting subhuman on my screen.

>>149227686
turn your monitor on

>turn my monitor on
>message from BJ Penn
uh oh

>>149227711
what does it say?

I can only post with my screen on on account of luke rockhold staring back at me if I don't

I mean luke thomas

>>149227715
it's a picture of a map with Quebec circled in red and below that a link to bjtruthquest.com

>>149227744
if you look deep into Luke's cold unflinching gaze you can see the reflection of fire burning on the bodies of villagers

Luke Skywalker

what would happen if a trained 6ft guy (like Aspinall or Jones) went on Rogan’s podcast and called him a gay manlet to his face? what could Joe realistically do?

>>149227789
More importantly why didn't schaub

Shchaub is a beta male sadly

>>149227795
yeah when Joe Rogan started calling him a can to his face Schaub should have slapped his sweet ass but then we never would have gotten Schaub's awesome podcast and cool standup special so it's a slippery slope

>>149227746
damn I think hes going to Pingualuit crater, major happenings there.

>>149227795
Schaub is a good man and he took the high road. God rewarded him with a great career in cawlmedy.

>>149227789
He'd get turned on

>>149227803
Schaub knew joe is cia

Good gosh that manlet from the schaubcast is from madtv that's craaazy

kek topuria looks small next to chiwiwis

chiwiwi is absolutely disgusting looking unfortunately that's like every fourth person in America now

Finland stop spamming the goddamn thread

Thank you

>>149227803
joe stole a joke from schaub in his latest special, he needed schaub to transverse his high fight iq into a high cawlmedy iq so that he could steal jokes from him in 10 years time. joe played the long game and won, never underestimate a genius. levels

Dick rare like a Mew card.

>>149227913
Talmbout Robert E Lee?

we have so many top contenders at welterweight but none of them have gotten that one good win for a title shot like usman just did
what the fuck man

Joe is such a bully. I really enjoyed when Mark Coleman, I think it was, threw him nearly through a wall.

They've leaked the script. Turdpooria is done

>>149228290
great moment

>>149228290
drunk Coleman was ready to ravish his sugar plum bussy

it's a shame he didn't fuck him up properly

I heard back when he was doing BJJ with regular guys, Joe was one of those dudes that would ruthlessly smash people weaker than him, but suddenly wanted to 'train light' if somebody stronger than him with a bit of skill wanted a roll.

>>149228365
this sounds exactly like something a man who regularly sucked off Andy Dick for coke would do

>>149228300
Yup

:(

okay but who is the backup backup
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1934602638751896013

She heems Zhang
https://youtu.be/mWtS2ZhqmOQ?si=KtS8cuQkbBVbESo2

paul craig via ko (upkick) end of the first round
we need to petition the athletic commission to overturn this tragedy of bad reffing

Guys...lets just have some crazy sexy cool fun in weem.com today.

>>149228656

>>149228547
Cant wait for this dog to perish Nate has to fight in his 40s to support this crackhead just stop putting crackpipes in your snout you fucking pig

>>149228811
>noo you cant just have emotional!!

>>149228547
He should be sad. He's a drug abuser.

so is jamahal gonna fly to the fight or what?

>>149228837
>can’t just have emotional
Jeet muppet

>>149228837
Couldnt he landscape the gas station without smoking a moonrock?

No fazza dont make me fight HIM anyone but HIM fazza please or i kill you

No no wait chinknada please dont weem me, p-ZZZZZ

UFC BJJ ROAD TO TITTLE in 30 bings in ufc yt channel
e

>>149229262
Wgaf

Apologize to Israel

To be completely honest Im still not sure whether Jews are actually evil and behind everything or not.

>>149229270

>>149229330
Consider the following

>>149229436
Would.

>>149229330
I legit believe you're retarded if you deny (((them))) by now

>>149229481
Yea, I might be retarded

>>149228349
Joe is such a little fag, he's clearly giving it his all to hit that arm drag

>>149229330
It's basically cumskins version of "they be keeping us down n shieet"

WE'RE LIVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61M_EvA1eyU

>>149229436
i like evil looking women, like merle and to a slightly lesser extent, the former mrs. garbrandt

>>149229615
spaghetti status?

nuke france

>>149229633
uhh where's gane?

>>149229654
He transcended nationality. Gane's everywhere

too much tuf not enough bjj

>>149229677
everywhere but the octagon sheesh!

Usdaddy deserves a title shot

>>149229691
not his fight Asspisshit is ducking him

They're so confident in UFC BJJ that they're going live at noon on a Monday.

Usman must kneegrow and beat Islam.
>inb4 Jackie heems Islam

>>149229698
Could you try that again in English

boss shit only

That was quick

>>149229330
it's their greatest trick

>>149229732
No

>>149229598
you just watched shalom goyim tribe start a war with Iran and that's still what you think?

god damn if tuf is anything like we saw today in ufc bjj its fucking horrible, the mattch today was good but why the fuck only one per episode? and why a 25 min episode wtf , but the bowl delivered thats what matters most, and ufc bjj will do good once they are actual events

>>149229768
motherfucker iran was creating nuclear weapons, and they are the only ones crazy enough to use them , honestly i hope trump can get them

>>149229816
heem yourself

stand tall

Jackie heems Pisslam

>>149229826
so you preffer muslims that are retarded and terrorist to have nuclear weapons? which they would most likely use since israel can fuck them up easily? why because da jews? dumb fuck

>>149229858
Jackie Chan?

https://youtube.com/shorts/iBd6V_m_o_0?si=-5WkwQUYqEuvDQEs

>>149229862
you are low IQ monkey. Hating pissrael has little to do with hating jews. Go suck drumpf phimotic chub

>>149229858
Too bad he's fighting Giacomo

>>149229875
you can be muslin or christian in israel , if you try that in the muslim countrys good luck, yes i want trump to end the motherfuckers that behave childish and have behave like that for decades

>>149229904
This is the Caucasian Consensus©

brendan schaub

was coral the inventor of schaub

>>149230038
Can someone gift me a subscription to Degen Rips so I can see his premium content?

buckleigh just hops up and down and retards perceived that as viable footwork

>>149230186
post your picks image right now

queen of succubi, the former mrs. garbrandt

Anyone here attending the upcoming ufc fight night?

>>149230223

>>149229904
Persians are Zoroastrians, althoughever.

>>149230239
There was only one leaf that picked Usman and he used le trollface as his image.

>>149230237
spiritually, but not physically, yes

>>149230242
*were

parsis in india still are for the most part though

>>149230247
thats nice what does that have to do with buckley's non existent footwork

>>149230272
Exposing hindsight posting.

>>149230283
ive been saying buckley's footwork has sucked when he still fought at 185, namely when he got obliterated by imavov. all you've exposed is your inability to inference

>>149226656 (OP)
>Aspinall has multiple Autistic children

>>149230350
reads like cope

>Aspinall's missus is 6 feet tall

>>149230350
Lost a competitive 29-28 to Imavov I don’t think you know what obliterated means

>>149230370
It wasn't competitive, Imavov literally beat the piss out of him and emasculated him the first 2 then he got tired

>>149230382
>he was winning until he gassed
So then it was competitive

>>149230365
she is 6'3 i believe tom just does everything right

>>149230186
>the retards are in its head

Kek

>>149228349
i need a gane win and a pereira win this year or im ngmi

>>149230406
it wasn't, he clearly demolished Buckley the first 2 rounds, Buckley won 1 round from doing nothing, just Imavov being tired

>>149230433
>gas out against a welterweight
beastly domination

>>149230433
Managing your energy is part of MMA
Also btw Imavov outstruck Buckley by a beastly 5 significant strikes across the whole fight

Managing your energy is a part of the game

>>149230452
being outstruck by 5 across a 3-round fight mean you'd be outstruck by 5000 in a 3000-round fight
clear domination

retards that didnt watch Imavov vs Buckley live. Imavov was just beating his ass

I learned about stamina bars in Dark Souls.

>>149230473
Bro playing darksouls while chang his railing his wife

>>149230417
>>149230365
That's Mick "the shart" parkin in a drag

>>149230471
I watched it live and Imavov struggled in the last round making an otherwise easy decision a competitive fight

>while chang his railing

>>149230489
It's not Competitive if you already have the fight won. Imavov already had the fight won, Buckley needed a finish

>>149230484
Mutts law

>>149230498
I don’t think you know what the word competitive means

>>149230498
>if you already have the fight won
Well the fight didn't end after 2 rounds did it

Turdpooria is out. Arman vs Charles now the main event. No title on the line. according to brazilian mma youtube channel close to Charles

>>149230556
I don't believe you. You are a liar.

>>149230556
He's not built for this thing of ours

>>149230571
Bro you're 5'6 go on a diet

>>149227351
ow ow ow stop it stop it ;(

>>149230428
gane got a robbery win last year greedy faggot fuck off

masvidal confirmed that ilia is made of very dense material

I'm not a fat fuck I just have dense bones

Ilia is going to go on a three fight skid because he didn't want to give up wine.

ilia never fought someone that was too big and actually good

just crashed my car omw to the gym. didn't stop to give info either. hopefully no cops show up in my doorstep. what a great day.

>>149230714
can't you just bribe them b

Man I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 shooters ready to gun ya down (nigga) ready to gun ya down (lil bitch) ready to gun ya down (on god)

Flipped my trugg on the way to tha pawldcast today b

I have the height of a flyweight but the natural bulk of a Featherweight (dense bones)
Will I make it bros

>>149227208
Anon the custom shorts have the official Australia colours, JDM went out with green and yellow too but with regular shorts

>>149230571
>Because honestly, it’s like living in the desert and I wanted to live on the beach.
soft pusy

Hang around a lotta gang bangin ass niggas

>>149230794
lol

denseness is the secret weapon of mma

>>149228837
>can't have emotional
GM SAAAAAAAAR, SAAR NATE REDEEM EMOTIONAL SAAR, BLOOD VISHNU WHY HE REDEEM EMOTIONAL, BASTAR BITCH BENCHOD

Call my choppa KKK cuz my choppa hate niggas

*enters thread*

https://youtube.com/shorts/4jzpTAUJjOI?si=OCp_zrs0jhG2TExs

>>149230571
I blame /heem/ for making fun of his nickname and made him change it

https://youtu.be/MPVlTjziuzw?si=G_rCfl4jD31WGEVZ

it would be funny if ilia made a big stink of moving up and just gets front kicked in the chin like mike did to tony in the first round against chucky

Ric Flair Drip go 'woo' on that bihh

>>149229816
Yes they should absolutely use that shit. i hope as many perma heem each other as possible.

>>149230993
Mashallah Topuriallah will send the kaffir Charles to jannah

>>149231042

>squish squish

>meson.png

Man I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 m's in my bank account (nigga) in my bank account (lil bitch) in my bank account (on god)

garry would meme on snoozeman

Islam Makhachev - PFP no.1
Kamaru Usman - former PFP no.1
Ian Garry - Cuck
Sean Brady - guy who got heemed by Belal

I wonder who will get the next title shots

blk guy zeemed snoozemen lol

>>149231379
why didn't he do this?

You know any explosive irish guys?

>>149231417
someone say explosive?

>>149231417
ye tom aspinall, he has some irish dna in him

Are we cooked knuck bros?

>>149231449
yeah, im not surprised they're bleeding money

>>149231449
YAWN wgaf goof!

>>149231449

>>149231511
Plenty of people do, the last knuck was better than the ufc card.

>>149231449
The crap is folding

>>149231534
You are here crying it's going bankrupt, that's proof no one is watching your piece of shit

>>149231449
bkfc in perpetually in such a state

>>149231449
https://youtu.be/5RisBAkC0x8

>people still talmbout McShittor, Mgubu and Kabitch in 2k25

>>149231562
it's only been 5 years of they are going under any day.

>>149231639
the biggest grudge match of all time

>>149228349
He's so fucking red

gooby will return to form any moment now
he just need to lock in

how wellmaker got young nigga energy when he 31?

>>149229633
>the only white european got cut

>>149231772
blasian

>>149231745
Porier destroyed this mans life and made him a piss merchant and then he got dropped by his own whiskey. What a turn of events.Then begs Epstein-Drumpf and gets booted like a dog.

I didnt watch the card but checked and saw that old marty no knees beat the buck. How did that happen?

>>149231772
Wellmaker is White

>>149231449
"Big Dick" Bob Diamond getting shit done and getting rid of this blood thirsty cockfighting

>>149230350
Imavov looked like shit compared to Usman. Have peuple already forgotten How Strickland beat his ass and how flushed Izzy was dominating hin in the first round.

>>149231854
what the hell

>>149231826
Buckwheat can't defend takedowns

>>149231854
Why do mulattos always identify with their black side ?

Lol I just checked the main card and they were ALL decisions, so glad I didnt bother

>>149231894
It will come back better than ever

>>149231787
He is not blasian, he is half white, half black
Its just that blacks have sometimes pseudo mongoloid features and same for some whites

>>149231826
Experience > young talent
37 yo volk exposed 29 yo lopes last month, usman is 38

Buckley is an actual can. People were hyping up this new generation of welterweights, but the only reason you had this many prospect was that they all went through their own cancrushing and old man slaying path.

:^O

>>149231995
But what about muh 35+ curse Luke Thomas always talks about??

>>149230242
Swedes worship thor

>>149231972
>ButtNakedFC
HOLY DIMES

>>149231826
Buckley has low fight IQ and bad coaches, he saw that he was getting exposed in the first round and just kept doing the same thing and didn't adjust, his coaches also were telling him nothing, i heard a couple of niggas in his corner telling him stuff like ''You got this cuh, ayo pull up he is getting tired''

Saar I'm indian

>>149232041
Only applies against good fighgers

john africa

>>149231449
All combat sport beside the UFC and boxing are investor scams

>>149232097
Is he from affriga?

>>149232007
Buckley has no prefrontal cortex, he was taken down and beat up before he could take off, i literally just watched the entire fight while jumping rope for 30 minutes. Poosmeng outsmarted a nigga with half his head missing.

Buckley would neem adesanya round 1 bitch

just how shit is colbusy

>>149231854
I thought he was blasian
Why is he so chinky?

>>149232160
Talbout 4 time title challenger and former interim welterweight champion who headlined MSG and self made millionaire Profesional athlete Colby Chaos Covington? Yeah Im thinking you wouldn't say that to his face, would you little bitch?

>>149231854
that nigga is JTB

cancel ufc azerbaijan because the tool from system of a down said so!

Bodied that freak.

so I ran

ColBBC is property of chocolate daddies

>>149232164
See that post >>149231989
Also neotony

peculiar

winning in mma is meaningless unless you get good pussy
some people are champions but theyve never had good pussy

There isn't a man or wahrani itt I couldn't heem with my bear hands

>>149232198
Athletes are notorious for squandering their money and losing it.
I checked xitter the other day and apparently all he does is gamble instead of training like he unironically gambles in high stake blackjack, that's the sign of a downfall.

>>149231449

>>149232207
Armenians and azeris are brazzas
Kim Kardashian is a sizzta

>>149232320
why doesnt he loan them some money

>>149232320
McGregor got banned from Monaco

>>149232329
McGregor is broke bro

>>149232300
Algerian bvlls would decimate your snowgolian country tho

>>149232321
armenians are grotesque

>>149227334
>please tell me it was a robbery decision
heh...

Remember when Johnny Walker was considered a nightmare matchup for Jon Jones

Anyone that gets beat my Johnny "Nonce" Walker should retire

Volk crooked ilia's nose, what did ilia do?? he ducked

>>149232411
Ilia did not tank that shit

>my
Little bit Freudian slip there brazza

>>149232411
I'm looking for the exact clip where Volk jabbed his nose

>>149232411
Toouria won the story there.

Gioacchino Bucchino sucks

The UFC BJJ show was amazing. Musumeci has such insane presence on tv. Darth Rigatoni will take this sport to the mainstream

>>149232411
>>149232438
Unfortunately it was his brother who did it training after both volk and max fights... as deflating as that is for us to realize...

>>149232411
JUST LIKE THAT

>>149232515
Damn

>The UFC BJJ show was amazing. Musumeci has such insane presence on tv. Darth Rigatoni will take this sport to the mainstream

>>149232438
>>149232515
they were so proud of themselves for a moment

>>149232041
blown out of proportions. it's about wear and tear along with style. you just know Holloway is upcoming Tony if he stays around after 35. Gaethje not ending up as vegetable in couple years would be miracle. Volk could remain competitive for quite long. Islam could most likely could remain ranked until he's 40. Merab could shaft anyone for next 3 years at least.

The UFC really conspired to protect Turdporia from Islam that’s crazy

>>149232549
Mikey would shatter your arm in 10 seconds punk ass bitch

>>149232652
Yeah lemme just blindly believe the official dagi narrative fuck outta here bappa

>>149232606
Talmbout prime sponsored fighter Alexander Volkaknobski?

Mikey got these niggas revved

>>149232729
I'd kick this tiny bitch in his bird chest and have him flopping like a Brazilian

OHHH

>>149232712
It makes sense
It's in the UFC's best interest that Islam and Topuria stay away from each other
Islam loses, you lose a steady PPV draw and your best Abu Dhabi headliner
Topuria loses you lose a budding superstar and now his career has been put in a chaotic position
With Islam vs JDM you have a chance of either raising JDM's profile or continuing the Islam GOAT narrative
And most analysts would tell you Topuria will have little difficulty against Charles, and Topuria will bring fresh air in to a stale division as champion

I believe Khalil will win through sheer virtue of his opponent being jamabawl

I knew I smelled bussy juice

>>149232765
If you think about it, ulcers are just staph from no tummy showers

>bkfc dead
>gfl dead
>bellator dead
>pfl about to lose their only good fighter
>one out of investor money
>ufc on life support
we're on the cusp of a renaissance

>>149232769
Turdlip isn't a draw

>>149232342
How?

>>149232796
Hop in his guard bitch see what happens

>>149232765
this is what happens when a yt person season they food. very unfortunate!

>>149232815
He's been borrowing a lot of money

>>149232803
>The Return of Affliction
based.

>>149232769
fuck outta with that bullshit. what the fuck did they even pay Islam for him to give up on his belt and double champ aspirations? knowing Ilia that nigga will announce moving up to WW after perma heeming Shartles.

>>149232796
>NOOO THATS CHEATING STRIKES ARE HECKIN ILLEGAL ST-ACK!!!

>>149232652
>return to 155
Would be completely retarded if he did that, they're trying to set him up to get chinned by Ilia from a bigger cut

Islam Makachev might be good at judo but he'd absolutely fold if I hit him in my Ford F-150 Raptor with a fresh set of Toyo Tires.

>>149232904
Islam would hit a inside trip on your car and kimura it

I'd like to see a dagi try to survive suicide by train

>>149232652
Nigglam was simulated by Martins, B. Toouria would obliterate him.

>>149233006
khabib would body lock the train and plant it next to the cage

Let me just tell you if anybody ever tried that fruity BJJ/sambo bullshit on me I would simply heem them. I dont believe in no magic.

>>149233032
Yes yes and Topuria got simulated by Jai Herbert we've been through this song and dance before

>>149227215
Im so sick of FL hockey let the poor leafs win a cup once every few decades. Have a pic of my doggo

>>149233062
Is that a shit stain on their shirts?

>>149233077
He tanked that shit.

>>149233006
>>149233050
khabib would tank that shit

>>149233062
>fat
>cap
>dressed like a hobo

Why all amerimutts look like this ?

>>149233129
Aren't you literally Algerian?

I have Paddy Pimblett over Ilia Topuria by submission in round 1, anybody else feel me on that?

>>149232515
I'm afraid here he is in the Volk post fight interview and we can see the exact damage in his nose caused by Volk's jabs, albeit we regret lamentably.

>>149233154
'd 'o

>>149233095
yep it's the new "in" look, known as "CHUD couture" the shit stains are actually real stains from the shit of real black men. its taken America by storm

>>149233222
Skinny paddy has that adhd phenotype

>>149232652
>let me post this shocking news delivered by Khabib's cousin
anon you are smarter than that..

>>149233216
https://youtu.be/qwXLe2R_GZc?t=477
Ok i found the exact moment, Volk crooked ilia's nose

>>149233216
His current wonk nose is way below the septum towards the bottom of nis nose, not the top. lol can clearly see >>149232515 he's had a small crooked septum even before volk and it's not wonked after Max. Where >>149232438 He's been hit from the other side, causing a full wonk.

I want to see the moment he crooks his brain with the bullets from the firearm he hid in his blown out brick burger asshole

>>149233381
Who revved you?

>>149233381
Woah

kung fu

>>149233381

>>149233216
>>149233365
I fear he has the belt here..... meaning volk is more pillowfisted than we thought....

>brick burger mentioned

>>149233432
Alcoholic slob is what volk is

>>149233425
Would it kill you to just let us have a little win?

>>149233446
I saw this they suck up the same noodles and end up KISSING at the end. YUCK!!!

>>149233432
why is he flipping it over, just to be messy?

>>149233425
Just checked and ilia has no belt, i'm afraid, he is an unranked lightweight.
The current champion's name goes by Alexander Volkanovski, albert we surmise in deep sadness

>Wonk nose wog
>Wonk nose paki
>Wonk nose churka
Yeah i'm thinking this is the era of the Wonk noses

>>149233476
Turn your monitor on.

>>149233432
>Volk taking out competition
Kek

I'd do this to Volk but he'd receive a brick burger to the dome once I safely land on the bus

>>149233401
im not revved but I just ordered a pizza which is like an adrenaline rush and I see red, it's an American thing

Wonk nose mongral

I'm starting to think Conor Mcgregor might not be a very nice guy

>>149233750
When do you think hes gonna follow through on his fight against Michael Chandler?

>>149233782
whenever he bloody wants

who gives a shit about his nose, dude's got a turd tucked away in his upper lip

Conor vs hap and ace pub handicap match

>>149233830
I was just telling my friends about this last weekend.

volk will forever be the ufc fetherweight GOAT

ilia will just be a flash in the pan fluke merchant, i’m afraid

Gooby should throw a furniture dolly through Hap's bedroom window.

>duck harder if don't wan ya noze crooked, mate
Chills

>>149233859
I fear Jose Aldo's legacy eclipses them both sadly.

I'm afraid!!!

>>149233885
Volk's son? oh sorry I meant Mario Bautista's son

>>149233885
jose aldo's legacy includes losing to super mario and proceeding to lose to an ariel helwani lookalike

>>149233885
Mario Bautista's son, ughh no i don't think so lol

>>149233893

>>149233869
He should throw hap through ace's bedroom window strapped to a dolly

stop being sad and afraid

>>149233885
I said ufc featherweight GOAT, not mma featherweight GOAT

>>149233446
You're not one of us fuck off you freak

>Sheeeit man tha fuq I told you bout coming into my room Hap yall house nigga ass bihh!

whats up loozars i was just at iron maiden concert and bought 11 euro beers

>>149233956
Then what?

Iron Mengen

jose aldo was the only fighter mcgregor knocked out

>A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards. If a ruler hearken to lies, all his servants are wicked. The poor and the deceitful man meet together: the LORD lighteneth both their eyes.

Getting slept by gooby in 10 seconds, wow what a legacy

>>149233974
the ultimate kwabing

Jose Aldo got ya workin I see?

>>149233967
i went home and masturbated to he image of all the hot girls with iron maiden shirts

McGregor iced out Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone. A monster. What a return to the 'gon

you can't count any of Aldo's losses after the Gooby heem, it's not fair to him

The Bautista shuffle

Lmao, Jose "GOAT" Aldo got their bacon bussys sizzling and their egg heads proper scrambled Im afraid.

https://youtube.com/shorts/rsCnS8ZoZN8?si=JOKk8weP4-8gbsVE

talmbout jose dooaldo? the doo who lost to GOATrab?

Losing to THE Aimen Zahabi, a leaf to top it all ,omg dude what a legacy dude, tell me about it

YA HEAR THAT? I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!

>>149234101
Merab beat him without even landing a takedown
ez work

>>149234115
Ayuwoki!

The Gamrot experiment continues

>>149233425
Yeah the belt kinda proves us wrong...We're so pathetic...

Cody won the story
Buckley won the story

the neverending story

Paddy Pimblett merks Islam, prove me wrong

>>149234149
the losing contest...

>>149233974
TKO
Big John did the actual heem

Jon Jones has the most impressive resume in mma history
>André Gusmão
Undefeated before fight
>Stephan Bonnar
TUF finalist
>Jake O’Brien
Natural heavyweight that moved down
>Matt Hamill
3x NCAA champion
>Brandon Vera
ONE Heavyweight champion later
>Vladimir Matyushenko
UFC Light Heavyweight championship challenger. IFL Light heavyweight champion later. IFC 5 Heavyweight Tournament winner
>Ryan Bader
Undefeated before fight. TUF Light Heavyweight winner. Bellator Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight Champion later.
>Maurício Rua
Hall of famer later. Pride Grand Prix winner. UFC light heavyweight champion
>Quinton Jackson
UFC Light Heavyweight champion. Pride Middleweight Championship (205 lbs). King of the Cage Light Heavyweight Superfight Champion. >Lyoto Machida
UFC Light Heavyweight champion
>Rashad Evans
Hall of famer later. TUF Heavyweight winner. UFC Light Heavyweight champion. Gladiator Challenge Light Heavyweight Tournament winner.
>Vitor Belfort
UFC 12 Heavyweight Tournament Champion. UFC Light Heavyweight Champion. Cage Rage World Light Heavyweight Champion
>Chael Sonnen
2 time UFC Middleweight title challenger. Gladiator Challenge Light Heavyweight Champion. Dangerzone Light Heavyweight Champion
>Alexander Gustaffson
3x UFC Light Heavyweight title challenger
>Glover Texieria
Was on 20 fight win streak. UFC Light Heavyweight champion later. Shooto South America 220 lb Champion
>Daniel Cormier
Hall of famer later. UFC Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight champion later. Olympic medalist. Undefeated before fight. Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix Champion. King of the Cage Heavyweight Champion.
>Ovince Saint Preux
High ranked. lost 50-45 and 50-44 all cards.
>Anthony Smith
Coming off 2 performance of the nights
>Thiago Santos
Coming off 2 performance of the nights
>Dominick Reyes
Undefeated before fight
>Ciryl Gane
UFC Interim Heavyweight Champion. TKO Major league heavyweight champion.
>Stipe Miocic
2x UFC Heavyweight Champion. NAAFS Heavyweight Champion

Buckley's a piece of trash. Unboyed.

>>149233974
Only ranked fighter Yan heemed

>>149234221
buckley beats izzy in 2025

>>149234255
that's my GOAT

>Olympic medalist
Fact check: This is false.

If Paddy Pimblett were italian he'd be Giorgio Mizzolioti

Cicero Giannetti

Post pussies

>>149234491
turn off your monitor

>>149234217
>>149234324
First Volk, then Rogan, now Finland has turned on jones... this is fucking bad

All it takes is one.

>>149234491
I agree. Paul Craig was looking for a way out.

https://youtube.com/shorts/p1kkwhGHnHU?si=UPdPskkm_D6UytQU

Bon gamin literally means good blk boy

he's mean
he's jean
he's okerlund

Gane was a good black boy but not a great black boy.

Tom Segura's homeless brother raps

>>149234199
It wasn’t a TKO, Aldo was out cold. Conor could have just walked away and the fight would have ended the same way.

>>149234491
what a piece of shit the upkick of possession is a BANNED MOVE!

They tell you K1/pride were the best but they never tell you why they failed

>>149234779
No, garçon is boy. Gamin is 'kid'. More informal the way english uses it. "He's a good kid", the same way 'the kid' is used in boxing gym culture, where the fighter is 'the kid'.

>>149234909
Well why didn't he?

>>149235068
You’re asking this about the same guy that threw a chair through a bus window

Ciryl "The Fighter & The Kid" Gane

>>149235038
Talmbout the legendary hit legendary youtube podcast The Fighter And The Kid?

>>149234491
Belato tanked that and won the story.

>>149234909
then it'd be a walkoff TKO

We need to talk about that Bo kid.

Meng Bo

It's official and it's a fact: Ciryl Gane will be fighting for the UFC world heavyweight championship of the world, only on PPV.

>>149234491
Hold on he wasn't even ground

Tom Segura's homeless brother rapes

>>149235224
No he's not

*fakes a glove touch and farts on you*
HEH

>>149235224
problem?

>>149235408
*misses the glove touch and falls through the unlocked cage door for a NC*

i would shoot perma-heem mma jewy with one hand tied behind my back in a shoot

>>149235499
*delivers tearful 20 minute promo about how my opponent uses steroids and I'd planned this 12 months ago*

>>149235038
bodied that moracoon goatfucker

shut up bitch

>>149235696
Don’t need to do anything you say, I fear

>>149235224
Gane wil give asspinal his 2nd loss by heel hook

>>149235696

>>149235696
Mad bitch.

Who can take a Nike

Fill it up with poo

splatter on the laces and a chunk of corn or two

The Aspy Son Can!

It really has to be said how both tatiana suarez and patchy mix were exposed hard as bums just as they were starting their life together.

we cannot follow them

>>149236328
how was work?

yall nigga cant even point out Azerbaijan on a map out here

>>149236394
I just looked it up, you learn something new everyday, b

>>149236432

>>149236432

Thanks to my new found knowledge I know azerbaijan borders with Georgia, my question now is, why not just make the event in Georgia where you have a champion?

>>149236494
>>149236494

>>149236484
supposedly this evnet is a PR sports wash. if true, azerbaijan is probably paying ufc to host the event