Thread 149228747

there are anons in their 20s who look nowhere near as good as that boomer

>>149228768
past a certain age it's kinda embarassing to be this ripped
A boomer with beer gut is more respectable than a ripped one sipping whey

>>149228921
being rich and fit is always a good thing

>>149228921
that is a pathetic cope. lose some weight

>>149228921
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality

>>149228921
Military grade copium

>>149228921

from a health stand point going into advanced age with extra weight puts you in a very precarious postion

>past a certain age it's kinda embarassing to be this ripped
>A boomer with beer gut is more respectable than a ripped one sipping whey

>>149228921
look, yet another embarrassing display by the latinx people

>>149228768
Cristiano is in better shape than 99.9% of the population.

>>149228921
t.

>>149229408
Why does he look like Adam Sandler?

>>149229383
no way 8,000,000 people in the world are in better shape than Cristiano
more muscle mass maybe but endurance\cardio no way, at 40 they would drop dead after 3 or 4 sprints

>>149228921
I don't like Ronaldo but this is a massive cope. Lose weight fatty.

>I want to live forever like the disney movies
grow up
I don't know a single ripped granny, you know why? They all die by 60 of heart attack or kidney failure from the dsily ingestion of whey and pills
It's just like real food, goy, believe us
Meanwhile the fat grannies making sweets and pasta in my countryside live up to 90s
Gym culture is the most pathetic thing that happened to the world, leave it to the best like Arnold and Coleman
Cope and seethe, btw you'll never look better than a bloated fish, no matter how many years you train or magic protein powder you take

>>149229447
0.01% doesn't seem that unrealistic tbf. There's genetic freaks out there who can run a 10 second 100m without training.

Disappointed but not suprised that incels in this thread think this body type is attractive

>seething fatties in my thread
Surely the average /sp/-enjoyer is at least somewhat athletic

>>149229474
whey isn't poison, gordinho.

>>149228921
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>>149228747 (OP)
If he plays in 2028 might as well play in 2030 when we will host (2 groups of) the world cup and Cristianinho Jr will be old enough to get called up
Based

>>149229474
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No anon I will work out occasionally, eat healthy food and steal your gf by flexing a 'cep

>>149229474
>you'll never look better than a bloated fish, no matter how many years you train
i forgot gym is a luxury for the upper rich class in your continent

>>149229514
I enjoy sports and sport-related activities.

>>149229530
>>149229514
the simple fact you can't imagine someone not being fat outside of a gym and whey chugging cult is hilarious
I can tell you're from a big city full of dysmorphic waxed faggots
I bet you can't do the work my grandpa does at 80 despite your obsession with it and I bet you aren't ripped like Ronaldo ad well so what's the point? Are you just mindless following what everyone does?

>>149229564
you forgot to swap VPN, you actually posted from your gypsy fair stand in čubutlu or w/e

>>149228747 (OP)
why wouldn't he, his biological age is 28, he's still peaking

portugal will never be free from le ronald tyranny

>>149229573
Post body

>>149229583
post your yearly gym membership card then

and no, a mango leaf with 'caralho músculo' written on it with a sharpie doesnt count

>>149229591
If we did it wouldnt be fair for everyone else

>>149228921
>>149229474
>>149229573

If Ronaldo was English I would unironically take him as our striker until he decided to retire.

He's a once in a generation figure. It's better to win with him that without him.

>>149229573
settle down and take deep breaths or you'll have a stroke, gordinho

>>149229514
No you idiots, THIS is what a normal athletic near 40-year old looks like and picrel is ACTUALLY still one of the best players in his sport. The Brazilian anon is right. It's not muscle mass that determines how healthy and athletic you are, Ronaldo is just a small dick cuck who's destroying his body in the long run. It's not good to be that lean and to have your muscles pop out that much and it's not considered super attractive by women. I swear gymrats are the most retarded insufferable people imaginable

>>149229603
>paying to lift

what's next, paying for footie or netshit ?
i do it at home desu

>>149229619
...how does that relate to me hoping people are somewhat athletic?

>>149229619
Depends on the sport really. It's hard to get really jacked in tennis, with some exceptions like Nadal and that.

>>149229619
cope pedja, GODnaldo is in his peak, peaker than yesterday but not peaker than tomorrow

>>149229653
he can't even control the ball anymore

>>149229638
Because you're missing the point. They're not fatties seething at Ronaldo for being ripped they're complaining because people are saying this body type is supposed to be good when it's not

>>149229619
no one said you need to be roided out of your mind though, that macaco is seething about whey like that's the reason arnold was huge and not the roids he was on. likewise, no one thinks roided individuals are the epitome of health.

Brazilians are so funny. I can never tell if they are trolling or they are actually this retarded, i think no one can, they are the masters at it

>>149229683
Cmon anon thats a pretty good body.

>>149229248
How can I become that brush?

>>149229619
not to shit on tennis
but its by far not as competitive as soccer

>>149228921
gordinho tetudo

>>149229619
Exactly this. Ronaldo has a much higher BMI than Djokovic. The former have to keep living a miserable life with a carefully controlled diet in order to prevent all that muscle mass from turning into fat.

>>149229572
Why do you have this saved?

>>149229619
tennis is not a serious sport
venus williams was 300lbs

look who's hosting world cup 2030

>>149230295
But what women's sport is serious?

>>149230306
idc multihost tournaments are cancer

>>149228921
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>>149229494
>There's genetic freaks out there who can run a 10 second 100m without training.
what

>>149230313
ice skating

>>149228921
At this age girls like dad bodies more but the schizophrenic incels that were sold that having a 9 pack is peak masculinity dont want to hear that

>>149228747 (OP)
Who's that

>>149228921
Spot on mate. The incel zoom zooms here don't know a weirdo when they see one

>>149229419
Because he's very funny

Name one single sport that benefits from having super ripped low bodyfat muscles as opposed to something like >>149229619 or the Tyson Fury build

>>149230595
>At this age girls like dad bodies more
what age are the girls in your example? 55?

>>149231638
>Name one single sport that benefits from having super ripped low bodyfat muscles
>the guy with super ripped low bodyfat muscles is about to score 1000 goals

gee mate idk, volley perhaps?

Its crazy how many Danish public employees are posting ITT

>>149228747 (OP)
>600m followers
>doesn't even post a full picture on story
>dropshadow on text
my nigga is boomercore

>>149228921
Post belly fatty

>>149230595

lmao!!!! dad bods to women is 10lbs overweight, their standards are way out of wack with reality

the brazilian is right, and sweets and pastas >>> protein slop for longevity as well, vegans are somewhat correct about not overdoing protein for longevity

>>149228921
eй дeбeл

>>149230212
>The former have to keep living a miserable life with a carefully controlled diet in order to prevent all that muscle mass from turning into fat
it might not be as hard as you thinkg with all the drugs he's on

>>149230243
He's a faaaAAAaaag

>>149229248
holy shit, she has a gorgeous face under all that fat

>>149229619
One of these individuals won a championship trophy a few days ago, the other did not
>>149230295
>venus williams
>300 pounds

>>149241717
you were (weirdly) fine with it when it was ralphie tone

>>149231739
No, it is true. To a degree. I only have anecdotal evidence here, but I witnessed many girls (early 20s) referring to what they called dadbods as attractive and a good sign that someone is responsible. Don't ask me why, but it has happened multiple times. It's just that I think they probably have a very narrow definition of "dadbods" and also tie that to other factors
But it is true that by far not all girls like complete muscle monsters the most

>>149229494
>There's genetic freaks out there who can run a 10 second 100m without training.

No there's not. 10 seconds immediately gets you to an olypmic track team in basically every country except the US, Jamaica and other elite teams.

11 seconds? Sure, there's plenty, but 10 seconds or sub 10 seconds without training is basically impossible for humans.

>>149229514
90% of spuh users are tubby brown 5'4 south americans

>>149237157
There is vegetable protein and also no best diet will always be omnivorous

>>149228747 (OP)
He is 100 % on roids

>>149246507
So it should be even easier for them to get ripped like this
The taller you are, the harder it is to put on muscle

I know everything about fitness and attraction
U gotta be lean u gotta have some muscle if u want to get bitches without ever worrying about having to talk to them or having game
Think back to high school, if you were lean and did pull ups u could get the hottest girl in the school easily . I liked Estelle but she liked Evan who was a gymnast faghot who did pull ups and I couldn't do a pull up
Angelika asked me if I worked out she was my first ever date, at that time I didn't know about working out I had no way to know
If you're skinny without muscle you'll get girls for sure
If you're lean and with muscle you'll get Pamela Anderson if you come across her at the supermarket

>>149246764
Yeah but taller you are the better the muscle looks If you put it on
>t. 36 year old 6'3 guy who will roid soon to fuck hot 30 year old women

>>149246780
My goal is to have good looking women lust after me without ever needing to talk I fucking hate talking
You know why I hate talking I think it's too easy
I don't want to talk to anyone i dont want to connect with people, I don't want to go through those motions it's BORING
People are all the same. They're all the same. People aren't interesting. I've seen it all, I don't want to know anything about anyone it's all the same I already know it

>>149246813
I know all of your life histories. Everyone on this site I know your entire life already it's all the same shit
I don't want to talk to anyone. I want to be lean and muscled then we have sex , and maybe she makes me some food like maybe hamburgers or eggs
And then I go play Xbox until sexing her again
This is for casual sexing, as is the fashion today
With a wife, we have to talk about engineering the perfect home and children, planned conception and the design of genius

>>149246813
>>149246834
>>149246780
Tate come back to romania

>>149228768
Neither do you brownie

>>149246791
>roiding for used goods
kwabb

>>149231638
Gymnasts and sprinters always have the best bodies.

>>149228747 (OP)
1) He is a millionaire since youth and has professional coaches, dietitians and experts around him
2) He probably has multiple chefs
3) His only job is to literally workout
4) He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke and doesn't do drugs
If I was in his position, I would also look shredded. He's an autist, big fucking deal.

>>149231981
You know, seems like all the mayors of Copenhagen are present