LIVERPOOL GOT SNUBBED AGAIN (LOL)

>>149229214 (OP)
This didn't happen la' b-because- *shows a screenshot of 3 players on the pitch*

Has Agent Trent brought Bellingham back to Anfield yet la'?

>>149229226
>3 is 7
No Dave, United lost 7-0

It amuses me to no end how angry dave is

>>149229228
I've got bad news, la'...

>>149229214 (OP)
What league is Plymouth Argyle in these days? Must be getting promoted to the Premier League if they beat Liverpool.

Took him 4 months to conjure up that cope
Mongoloid of course did not realise we all saw the text top left (he didn't, too thick)

>>149229273
They're a League One team, la'...

Howling at how mad dave is because we paid 150m for a player on the brink of being permacrocked put him 400kpw *and* we're letting Madrid have him for free in 5 years lmao

>>149229295
lol he's so pissed that we gave Leverkusen a 120% sell on clause

I just noticed dave left out the "formerly /epl/" part of the thread subject so that he could try to report anyone who started posting pictures of the Premier League champions lmao

Victim mentality is very strong ITT

Will we ever have a player as soulful as Cristiano in the Premier League again?

Premier League Winners (1992-2025)

Manchester United
>13
Manchester City
>8
Chelsea F.C.
>5
Arsenal F.C.
>3
Liverpool F.C.
>2
Blackburn Rovers
>1
Leicester City
>1

who is going to be benched by wirtz?

>>149229414
Wirtz

can someone explain to me how turkish clubs just started paying saudi level amounts for players? i never heard about their transfers but every day im reading new reports from them. wtf happened?

>>149229416
Kek
>>149229414
He's right though. The lad has had 2 ACL injuries already.

>>149229425
Idk but apparently Galatasaray are front runners to sign Victor Osimhen.

>>149229428
>He's right though. The lad has had 2 ACL injuries already.
he had one like 3 years sgo

>>149229442
i thought penaldog was on the table too

>>149229487
Ronaldo seems happy in Saudi Arabia. Could see a move to Sporting if they ever shift Gyökeres. The shirt sales alone would make it viable for them.

>>149229407
Manchester has really dominated football in England

so weird you lot always go on about bringing it home when apparently football only started 30 years ago

>>149229568
Support your local

>>149229487
with all the rumors out there fenerbahce could form an offensive 3 of heung ronaldo and neymar. would be bonkers. though i doubt ronaldo is giving up 200 million a year

>>149229574
Holy shit. Just back from lunch, something had slipped my mind. I'd almost forgotten to support local. thanks that.

>oldest player to ever win the World Cup was only 40 years old

Ronaldo will have another record if her wins in 2026 or 2030.

>>149229628
No worries, mate :)

>0 (zero) players holding up shirts

>>149229605
>mou and penaldog team up at fener
>they win the cl
>then they immediately win the wc afterwards
would be so fucking kino

>>149229605
>>149229689
Please 'naldo, take the paycut for the sovl of the game

>>149229628
vpn off coward

>>149229414
Daniel MacAllister probably

>>149229453
Did his ACL 3 years ago and did his inner ligament last season. I’d suspect the knee issues earlier in his career are possibly related. It’s not great but I’d imagine LFC have a medical plan to manage. If his ACL goes again then it’s career ending. Once the ACL gets perma damaged there’s nothing you can really do.

>>149229730
still on this retarded shit. Do you even know the context of this you dumb faggot?

Palace likely won't be going to Europe.
>Drogheda’s appeal against their expulsion from the Europa Conference League has been rejected
And context:
>Drogheda [like Palace] also won the [required] cup but are excluded from the Conference League due to ownership rules
https://x.com/DaleJohnsonESPN/status/1934650148635688962

>>149229854
I only care about my habbies and not whatever hockey meme you searched online

>>149229799
you dont know what "inner ligament" means lol

>>149229923
>french
that explains the shitty english comprehension and the lack of any sort of actual banter.

>>149229872
Sums Palace up completely. Wouldn't be shocked if they start to lose Glasner, Eze, Wharton, etc.

>>149229971
Inner Ligament is also the MCL and connects the Tibia to the Femur. It’s one of the major knee ligaments. Fucking retard.

Only two players registered 10+ goals and 10+ assists in Europe's top five leagues in each of the last two seasons:

◉ Mohamed Salah
◉ Florian Wirtz

>>149229979
>french
wrong again vpn, my shitty english comprehension and lack of any sort of actual banter is unrelated

>>149230026
>had to google it and just used the AI overview result
kek

>>149230026
we don't sign our posts here

>>149230018
>DuPont
>war money
not much sympathy tbqdesu

Only two players registered 10+ boyfriends and 10+ cum in the bum events in Europe's top five leagues in each of the last two seasons:

◉ Mohamed Salah
◉ Florian Wirtz

dave's fantasising about gay sex again

>>149230066
True some of us also shit in toilets

>>149230060
>bla bla bla muh AI
I accept your concession

>>149230069
Steve Parish will be fucking elated. Here comes another season of doing nothing bar staying up comfortably. I can guarantee he would have been pissed at the cup final result.

>>149230093
lmao citymong had to google what an inner ligament is

>>149230100
Sorry Dave I forgot you got a medical degree at the Open University

>>149230096
Sounds like Tony Bloom

>>149230109
maybe the lowest you've ever sunk with this reply lmao it reeks of desperation after being outed

based indy

>>149230166
>caicedo joined chelsea out of actual confusion
kek

>>149230162
Outed at what?

Newcastle are close to opening talks with Brighton over the signing of forward Joao Pedro, according to The Telegraph.

It is claimed there is a growing confidence that a deal can be done for the Brazil international, although there is still a lot of work to do.

Newcastle have reportedly been encouraged to step up their pursuit of the 22-year-old, who has become the Magpies' priority target.

The report claims Pedro, who is hugely admired by Newcastle boss Eddie Howe, is valued at around £60m by Brighton.

>>149230214
being a (city)mong lol

>>149230228
Being a what Dave? Sorry I don’t see how answering about a ligament has any relation to supporting a certain side.

>>149230232
see: >>149230162
invoking dave's name to try to get people on your side is deeply humiliating lmao

>>149230249
>Dave pretending not to be Dave in another nonsensical argument
Any more news on the Daniel Huijsen transfer?

>>149230297
citymong on the absolute ROPES right now lmao

>>149229799
>scaremongering about ACLs in 2025

lol

>>149230305
True Dave I’m really quaking in fear a homeless manc has me rattled over his knowledge on knee ligaments. Maybe you can post all night long about it while suppressing your cuck fetish.

>>149230340
you'd be a lot more convincing if you didn't reply angrily every single time lmao

kill everyone in this thread god please(me not included).

Evening /trans/ news

>Victor Gyokeres has emerged as a top target for Juventus (Sky)

Newcastle are open to a move for Joao Pedro (Telegraph)

>Crystal Palace are close to completing a move for goalkeeper Walter Benitez who is out of contract at PSV (sky)

An American backed consortium fronted by Gareth Bale have opened talks to takeover ownership of Plymouth Argyle (sky)

Chelsea have made a verbal enquiry about Lyon winger Malick Fofana (The Athletic)

>>149230220
What on earth has he done to be worth 60m?

>>149230494
dive a lot

>>149230548
We have Gordon for that

>>149230548
Surprised Liverpool aren't in for him

>>149230494
he was the FPL flavor of the month for a couple of weeks

>>149230563
Kek

BREAKING
>Liverpool FC have brought in new coach Tom Daley to help the team get a competitive edge ahead of the 25/26 season

Germany seething they lost the crown jewel of the bundesliga to Liverpool

>source: the anfield buzz

No bias

i had a look on wikipedia at the qualifying conditions of the various teams and i don't really understand it

>>149230644
diving faggot, he’ll fit right in

Atrocious transfer window so far

>>149230740
agreed, liverpool hogging all the good players

>Bryan Mbeumo leaning towards a Man United move
[SkySports]

>>149230710
12 slots for European teams, with a max of 2 teams per country.
CL winners from 2021-2024 qualified automatically and any remaining places were given to teams based on CL performance over the same period.

>Tottenham star Manor Solomon and his new wife are stranded in Israel after their wedding with flights blocked

>>149230665
Is this real? No way there are THAT cu ck d by bayern.

>>149231030
'fraid so

>>149230868
hopefully he's safe inside one of those gay sex bomb shelters they have now

Chelshit struggling against LAFC

>>149231588
see you in three days hothead

>>149231597
What

Just found out Wirtz is one of ten(10) kids their parents had. I'm surprised that...real Germans even knew how to have kids of the correct skin tone anymore...

isak to liverpool is happening for a similar fee to wirtz fyi. indy will have hold of it soon then the msm journos will jump on it

>>149230220
>Newcastle are close to opening talks with Brighton over the signing of forward Joao Pedro
Thoda is never gonna happen is it

>>149232447
This*
How does that happen
>>149230494
Homegrown tax + Brighton tax

>>149232521
Nevermind not homegrown I need to sleep

I'm not kidding bros I think this might be the last title we see Liverpool win in a while. Liverpool is basically Salah FC and Salah isn't getting any younger.
Real chance we see United win the title before us again.

>>149232565
Editor's Note: 32 year old Mo Salah just had the best premier league season of all time

>>149232565
gary neville gets paid millions of pounds a year for takes like this

>>149232424
This is what scousemongs actually believe

>Chelsea qualify for the CWC by winning the CL
>most of the team that plays in the CWC haven't played a single CL game for Chelsea

>>149229214 (OP)
my ancestors :)

>Chelsea's match against Los Angeles FC in the Club World Cup was the first competitive meeting between clubs from England and the United States
Remember that one and bore people with it for years to come

a joke

>>149233872
who knew that scheduling a game at 3pm on a monday, with an american involved but playing on the other side of the country away from their fans, and then charge $100 a ticket would lead to empty seats
i'm shocked i tell ya

>>149233946
so LAFC ultras cant skip work to support their team in their most important match?
shan't.

>>149233872
Average Etihad attendance

>>149234160
LAFC """ultras""" probably dont have jobs and can't afford a cross-country flight

>>149234667
well then what's their excuse for not jumping on a three and half day train ride?

>>149235016
i know you're joking but those cross-country amtraks i'm pretty sure are way more expensive than flying

>When this player, a South American, discovered he wasn’t on the list due to ‘injury’, he came to talk to me and explained what the tournament meant to him. As a boy he had dreamed about it and had told his father he would win this trophy which showed how much it means to the South Americans. He said he would work 3 times a day if necessary to get fit but I had to put him on the list. So I did and he did what he said, he started the game and he won the Club World Cup that he had always dreamed about.

I have it on good authority that Hugo Ekitike wants the Man United move.

Don't know much about the player. Any Frankfurt or Bundesliga fans give me the tldr?

>>149236336
if the liverpool data dweebs are interested in him he must be pretty decent
perfect chance for him to ruin his career at united and get rich in the process

>>149236445
I just saw an interview where he said he's a Man United fan. Probably why they're able to get him despite interest from Liverpool and Chelsea.

This club owes Sir Alex a great debt.

>>149236336
He can't hit the back of the net. He's an alright false 9.

>isak is liverpool's dream move, but a
deal with newcastle is complicated (romano)
they're currently in talks, indy was right again

>Romano] Barcelona have decided to activate the Nico Williams deal option after getting player’s total priority. Barça will need more rounds of talks with his agent as they’d need to discuss terms of €58m release clause with Athletic. Not advanced yet; but Barça are now trying.

So raphinha benched and available for sale in January?

>>149236336
He's great. In fact he's so great that United should pay £90m for him

Chelsea Transfers
>Liam Delap: £30m
>Estevao Willian (old deal but money went out this window): £29.1m
>Dario Essugo: Undisclosed
Total: £59.1m

United Transfers
>Matheus Cunha: £62.5m
>Bryan Mbeumo: £60m
Total: £122.5m

Liverpool Transfers
>Jeremie Frimpong: £29.5m
>Giorgi Mamardashvili (old deal but money went out this window): £29m
>Florian Wirtz: £123m
Total: £180m

Arsenal Transfers
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

Spurs Transfers
>Kevin Danso: £20.9m
>Luka Vuskovic (old deal): £12m
>Mathys Tel: £29.8m
Total: £62.7m

City Transfer
>Tijjani Reijnders: £46.3m
>Rayan Ait Nouri: £36.3m
>Marcus Bettinelli: £500k
>Rayan Cherki: £34m
Total: £117.3m

Brighton
>Tom Watson: £10m
>Yoon Doyoung: £2m
>Charalompos Kostulas: £31.7m
Total: £43.7m

>>149240052
bro tried to sneak brighton in there

>>149240808
didn't sneak anything, they're just one of the larger spenders. even blunderland has spent £20m.

>>149236941
I can't see Newcastle selling Isak to a Premier League rival for less than 150M.

>Celtic are in talks to sign Albirex Niigata centre-back Hayato Inamura.
This will be like their 5th Japanese player kek.

>>149236941
This is old news, from fucking May. Romano just said
>Liverpool want to sign Isak but £150m is the demand from Newcastle so it is unlikely to happen
so unless Liverpool make £120m in sales, it won't happen. It's possible, but still.

>Manchester City defender Kyle Walker has agreed to join Everton on a one-year deal, with the two clubs thrashing out whether it is a permanent move or a 12-month loan

>>149240052
>United Transfers
>Bryan Mbeumo: £60m

>>149241110
Kek Everton are going for Walker, Stones *and* Grealish

>>149241244
He's already agreed personal terms. It's now down to United paying the £60m Brentford want - which they will. £50m+£10m.

>>149240982
It's possible if Liverpool could scam someone with Nunez

>>149240808
They are serial winners of the transfer window. It would be disingenuous to not include them

>>149230665
Dortmund bros this is embarrassing.

>>149232565
>Real chance we see United win the title

>>149230665
Kek

>>149233946
Tickets were originally sold at $395 and had to be reduced

>>149235072
I feel like there's a great copypasta there

chelsea just got themselves a baller
this is literally the first good player theyve signed under boehly

remember the name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8i0fJZ3UsY

>>149245754
Todd?!

>>149245754
>ANOTHER winger

holy fuck how many are they going to buy they already have like 10

Florian Wirtz will undergo a medical with Liverpool on Friday when he returns from holiday to complete a £100m move from Bayer Leverkusen.
Napoli are exploring moves for Liverpool striker Darwin Nunez and Man Utd winger Jadon Sancho, according to Sky in Italy.
Chelsea have made initial contact with Lyon for winger Malick Fofana.
Manchester United have made contact with Eintracht Frankfurt to register an interest in Hugo Ekitike.
Manchester United are relaxed about their pursuit of Bryan Mbeumo despite being aware of Tottenham's interest in the Brentford forward.
Spurs and United both remain interested in Bournemouth forward Antoine Semenyo too.
Liverpool remain in talks with Bournemouth over a potential £45m deal to sign Milos Kerkez after confirming the arrival of Adrien Truffert.
Atletico Madrid are interested in signing Liverpool left-back Andy Robertson.
Galatasaray are interested in Manchester City midfielder Ilkay Gundogan, according to Sky Germany.
Juventus are keen on Manchester United and Arsenal target Viktor Gyokeres and Victor Osimhen as they prepare for Dusan Vlahovic’s possible departure.
Monaco are advancing in talks with Paul Pogba's representatives, over the signing of the 32-year-old.
Bayer Leverkusen are expected to make an offer for Manchester City attacker James McAtee when the transfer window reopens.
Bayern Munich have been informed that Barcelona are the frontrunners to sign winger Arsenal and Chelsea target Nico Williams, according to Sky in Germany.

>>149245859
0/10

>>149245887
its actual news not a joke..

Onana stays!!!

>>149245916
oh na na na na
its onanover...

All of you secured your season ticket for next year, yeah?

>Brighton have completed the signing of Italy and Hellas Verona centre-back Diego Coppola for an undisclosed fee.
>The 21-year-old, capped twice for Italy, has signed a five-year deal with the Seagulls.
Sofascore says €11m

>>149245916
...as back up GK right?

>>149245916
Staying doesn't mean he starts

>>149246053
It does if he's on 200k a week

Kyle Walker to Everton
Keep an eye on that one

And now this bloody prat Cherki says he wants to kill Man United. Kill Man United??? How's he gonna do that when he's playing in the blimmin' Championship after the 115 comes in?

>>149246059
Banana is only on 90k/week in the 25/26 season.

2025/26's Premier League fixtures to be released at 9am tomorrow. Journos will be getting them 10pm tonight.

>sign world class centre forward from Greece
>Welbeck in peak form
>sign 6'4" CB, a position they struggled in
>Baleba and Ayari bossing the midfield
>World class wingers in mitoma and minteh
>Getting rid of locker room cancer
Realistically, what's stopping Brighton from winning the premier league

>>149246077
Simply don't believe you

>>149246090
>Welbeck
Always rate him

>>149246090
Forgot to mention
>strategically avoided European competition to rest the players

>>149246103
They might get into europe still, depending on Palace

>>149246128
Palace fans seem confident that they'll be fine but their fanbase is almost entirely people who do telemarketing scams so hard to tell if I should trust them or not.

>>149246090
Tony Bloom.

>>149246103
Astounding cope for bottling it.

>>149246091
What about if I have you a fucking smooch. What then?

>>149246138
>Palace fans seem confident that they'll be fine
I don't know that they will be. As was posted last night, Drogheda were in an identical situation and they've been booted out.
If Palace do get the green light it'll be a commercial decision rather than a legal one, not good for the overall game though.

>>149246090
Brightons innate ability to job against shit teams like Everton and Palace.

Bit warm innit lads?

>>149246341
not me I've got the AC on I'm a bit chilly

>>149246361
>AC
>in england
posh man detected

>>149246196
Yep, multi club ownership is utter cancer

>>149246341

>>149245859
>Liverpool remain in talks with Bournemouth over a potential £45m deal to sign Milos Kerkez
big if true

>>149246341
Its not the heat it's the humidity

>>149246341
bloody horrible innit
love me drizzle

>>149246652
The worst is yet to come. It's only 25C here now, from Saturday we're looking at 30C+ for a full week

>>149246777
billion bongs will die

>>149246777

where will sanchlingz end up? is he heading to saudi to retire at 25?

>30c
>too hot

The fuck is wrong with that inbred island?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cgj89nnwn43o

We are literally PL champions why would he reject us

>>149246848
Because in the UK, houses are built to retain heat, not let it dissapate. As in our houses are made of brick and insulation, not cardboard and paper in the USA. This means that when it is cold, the heat remains to keep it warm. But it means when it is hot, the heat stays in. This means when it is hot, it is often hotter inside the house than outside it. This means that when it is cooler outside at night, it's still hot inside. Therefore, it's not nice.

Next you're going to ask why sub-Saharan Africans have issues dealing with living in Finland.

>>149246809
Galatasaray on loan

>>149246856
he rejected them last year, i don't think they tried again. also it is possible that madrid will still buy him.

>>149246856
he was scared of making the step up to a big club so he'll go to arsenal instead where there's no expectation of winning anything

>>149246880
now THAT is cope. he accepted the personal terms to liverpool and city just because... because... he was SCARED, OK?????

>>149246859
true but i think the main difference is the humidity of our rainy island
putting aside how our houses are built being outside in england at 26C feels hotter than other countries at 34C

>>149246941
you don't have the market cornered on humidity

>>149229273
gareth bale is buying plymouth so they are headed to the Prem
>PLYMOUTH, GOLF, WALES

>PLEASE NO!

the average premier league squad is 22 players

last season, counting squad players as 'players who either played 1+ premier league game, cost over 10m in transfer fees or yearly wages, chelsea had 50

50. thats insane

>>149246848
It's too hot for you faggots too

>>149247474
it's 50 celsius here and we're in concrete houses, some of you really need to grow up.

>>149247506
>t. Has not spent a day in his life without air conditioning

>Arsenal signing Zubimendi
>He's worse than Partey statistically
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.....

>>149247680
He has high ceilling or smth

>>149247680
>getting a rapist off your team is a bad thing actually

>>149247617
Falsch.
plenty of time am with no air con.

>>149247506
>why is a country that is hot 99.9% of the time used to the heat
>what is air conditioning?
you might have lived in air conditioning and misters in your public places, but a country that is naturally hot maybe 10% of the year is surprisingly not used to the heat where air con is not standard, where there is a legal requirement for a minimum heat in a building but not maximum.

>>149247680
>need a striker
>just buy loads of midfielders instead
>squad consistently isn't good enough
>keep buying midfielders that are worse than the ones you have

>Die meister
>Die besten
>Les grandes équipes
>The Conferences!

>>149246848
That's hot for a white country.

>>149247701
Partey isn't a rapist, he hasn't even be charged and it has been 5 years now. Also one woman withdrew her complaint.

>he's back on his australian vpn
oh no no no no no no no no

>>149246928
Well he obviously was, or he would have left.

>>149247701
Yeah! #believeallwomen CHUD!!!!!!

>>149246341
Its cold and raining here

>>149247722
He wouldn’t know

>>149247735
Cope

>>149247709
i know lad just fucking with ya.
but i found it peculiar that the reverse is not true(for me at least).
i can tolerate coldness to a certain degree, i enjoy winter and rainy seasons, and i have no problem with low temp, i even enjoy the cold much more than the heat. it's also probably cause my fucked up skin dermatitis gets better when am not sweating like an animal in this heat.

>>149247136
You need some humidity mate. Know your place

>>149247767

>>149247723
Ive seen the texts. Court of public opinion has found him guilty

>>149247816
>public opinion
The general public are a bunch of gay hosers.

>>149247733
Schizobro... I'm just an Aussie

>>149247830
>hosers
ok lad

LMAO the Liverpool owner traded away his best player on his mlb team to pay for Wirtz. Thank you Liverpool for giving me plenty of Boston tears.

the new reds

https://youtu.be/Cn_8UUYkuAA
ISAK TO LIVERPOOL confirmed by Kikebridge! I’m sure he’s not sure talking utter bollocks for clicks yet again

List of confirmed united snubs this summer:
>Delap
>Gyokeres (actively told them to stop harassing him with offers)
>Osmihen
>Kerkez
>Cherki
>Ekitike
>Frimpong

Am I missing any?

>>149249222
>Am I missing any?
Daniel Huijsen

>>149249085
isn't this nepotism?

>>149249222
Source(s) for the Gyokeres deal being off?

Story time
>in a town on the south coast today
>working in a health clinic
>solely identifying heart risk, taking blood pressures doing blood tests etc
>guy walks in, probably 50
>invite him in, he starts speaking
>Scouser
>FFS
>blood pressure up
>tell him and he becomes stressed
>tells me he's often angry and it might be due to that
>"Ok mate, why do you think that is?"
>"work and people. I've actually been off the past 5 weeks due to it"
>"Right, any what do you do?"
>"hospital portering"
>probably least stressful job on earth
>"I think I still have trauma since Hillsborough"
>"Oh, we're you there?"
>"No but a friend of my uncles was. It really traumatised me"
>"Oh, were you close?"
>"Never met him"
>"Riiiight...."
>*Interrupting*
>"And the way they covered it up after. The 97. That Thatcher and the police and government attacking working class scousers. Typical Tory. I'm a socialist. She has blood on her hands. Kids blood! I was glad when she died and I hope there's hell because she'll be burning there. I'm glad it was dementia, that she didn't know who she is. Hope she died in pain in a puddle of her own piss..."
>"Mate, you're going to have a heart attack"
They are truly caricatures and the worst people in England.

>Former Premier League referee David Coote has been charged by the Football Association for comments made about ex-Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp in a video that was leaked on social media.

>The 42-year-old was suspended in November 2024 after the clip showed him making derogatory comments about the German and Liverpool.

>Coote was sacked a month later by the Premier League referees' body Professional Game Match Officials Limited (PGMOL) following a "thorough investigation" into his conduct.

>The FA has now charged Coote in relation to rule E3.1, which alleges he acted in an improper manner and/or used abusive and/or insulting words.

>It says reference to Klopp's nationality in the video constituted an "aggravated" breach.

>However, Coote has been cleared of any gambling misconduct following claims that the referee had discussed issuing a yellow card to a player prior to a match.

>Coote, from Nottinghamshire, had denied the gambling misconduct claims, saying the allegation was "false and defamatory".

Surprised nobody posted about this.

>>149249788
weird that they didn't once mention he's a nonce

>>149249788
They ruined a honest man.

>>149247772
>title rivals
kek

>>149249788
why did they all just ignore the leaked text messages of him asking for shirtless photos from 16 year old boys that he had direct power over as they were up and coming youth referees? why do they never acknowledge that there was blackmail material out there hanging over this man's head for at least 4 years prior to the video leaking and we need to just assume he was squeaky clean that whole time?

>>149249670
Nary a word

>>149250202
Probably because they werent real.

>>149250526
yeah alright david

>>149250542
All these journalists, football clubs and fa with a bone to pick with him just ignoring this because... because!

>>149250619
same way they ignored saville for years and schofield. there's a history of ignoring sex offences against children in england. it's english tradition (because all the higher ups are nonces themselves). same reason judges dish out really really really light sentences for noncery, often giving no jail-time at all.

>>149250640
>Saville
Oh he fucked dead bodies and abused kids but nurses (who are paid to look after the children) didnt report it because um he was friends with prince charles or something

>>149250680
yes.

>>149250699
Cliff Richards never abused kids and had a helicopter outside his house and the bbc had been tipped off he was going to be arrested. I guess he was too anti establishment to be covered up?

>>149250830
Correct (he was born in India).

gf to anon talks have stalled I'm afraid lads

>>149250889
look for someone on loan from Oriental Touch FC

>>149250830
>Cliff Richards never abused kids
come on m8, just look at him

>>149250936
>Irishman thinks all Christians abuse kids
I mean i get why youd think it but you have to let it go mate

>>149250889
in brighter(darker?) news, black bird shag to anon has gone through. medical gave an all-clear and black bird shag was completed in the early hours of sunday morning. when reached for comment, anon had this to say:

>Uh, bad gyal, white don dada. Rude boy, it's a white boy summer. Next on our transfer list is big booty latina. Our scouts have provided a few options to choose from and now it's just down to the manager and sports director to go through the interview process to find the best candidate.

Reports suggest anon was galway-bound, where many of his scouted picks are residents.

I don't believe Saville raped corpses, I'll believe the noncing but corpses are too far desu
You mean to tell me they just left him in the morgue for an hour or whatever and no one found it odd?
>Where's Jimmy?
>Oh he's in the morgue, been a long time now that I think about it
>Should we check up on him?
>Nah it's alri

>>149250952
they knew he was shagging corpses. they just let him.

>>149250947
Any reputable sources? Because this sounds made up. Need indy to weigh in

>>149250962
Because if youre friends with prince charles its basically carte blanche to do whatever you want

>>149250952
>I'll believe the noncing
I mean nobody's forcing you

>>149250972
we've heard similar reports coming out /brit/ about this particular story. anon is known for his scouting trips to galway.

>>149250952
what are bribes

>scouts your youth team

>>149251008
Would you take money to cover up a celebrity was noncing kids and fucking corpses? I wouldnt

>>149251037
Some would.

>>149251037
Loads of people don't even need to be paid to cover up noncing mate. Now imagine how many people would do it for £100k.

>>149251037
Would you nonce kids and fuck corpses? I wouldn't

>>149251057
>>149251064
>>149251075
Going to pretend i live in a world where most people have a moral compass

>>149251107
women actively provided their babies to ian watkins to rape mate. fritzel bred generations out of his daughter locked in a basement. every english city has a hundred-strong child raping paki gang that police openly cover up. we dont live in a moral world.

>>149251172
This post made me listen to last train home

>>149251172
>>149251420
MEGALOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149251720
yeah no shit fabrizio. he was putting out videos saying "hello liverpool supporters" while waving a liverpool flag on the same day his dad said "liverpool is the only place for us" and his brother posting a photo of him with the captain "soon to be liverpool player".

>>149251720
>>149251749
talks officially heating up it seems

>>149251791
it's already done. 40m. it's being announced on monday, to give wirtz his time on friday.

>>149251720
Probably not too hard to not listen to any other calls or approaches when no one else was interested.

>>149251870
Why? He was great last/this season

>>149251915
Not sure. Happens sometimes when a player has a real standout season and he thinks he's got his big money meal ticket but no one shows any interest.

>>149251915
I'd listen to >>149252121 , he's a straight shooter

>>149246859
Bodied that fat lard arse

https://youtu.be/MusyO7J2inM?si=dS4Xmfa57B3Y3w4W

>England U19 fought back from 5-1 down to draw with Germany U19
OH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

>>149252699
>it's real
LMAO. Off to /bundes/ to laugh at them.

>RB Leipzig want a deal worth somewhere between £68.4m (€80m) and £85.5m (€100m) for Arsenal target Benjamin Sesko, according to Sky in Germany.
Wow thanks Germany that nails that down, giving us info we've known for about two months. Sky Germany is fucking useless, never use them as a source btw. We get told for months Sesko has a release clause, then we get told it is a scaling release clause, then we get told no Leipzig wants £96m for him and now we're told actually it's between those two numbers we said months ago.

>>149252719
just went in there and they were bragging about beating England, the entire thread has been silent since it ended KEK.

roar

>>149253237
Why can't you say
>We fired him because despite him winning the EL against the worst United team in PL history he somehow lost 22 league games, which in 95% of PL seasons is enough to get relegated and if he can barely manage EL and PL commitments how is he going to manage CL and PL commitments? We might actually go down, so we got rid of him because he is clearly a fucking retard

>Aston Villa are open to selling midfielder Jacob Ramsey. The club would reportedly demand a figure in the region of £40m for the 24-year-old.
Games gone with these prices.

>>149253113
They've started going
>W-W-WELL DIDN'T CARE ONLY YOU CARED, SAD!
And some autist pointed out all the posts showing Germans laughing and bragging about them winning lmao.

>>149250680
The guy being described in pic rel was an MP, the chief whip even, as well as receiving an MBE.
He was caught by coppers in a car in the middle of the night with a 14 year old boy who was topless, and still went free.
The vast, vast majority of people care more about their careers and reputations than they do about other people.

Good points well made, chaps. Thanks for contributing

>>149253725
The issue with BBC HYS is that the posts that get the most upvotes and thus get put first (as most people set comments to 'Highest Rated') means people make really quick posts instead of thoughtful ones just so they can get it out first and rake in the (You)s. I've only ever gotten highest rated once with an actual thoughtful comment because of this.

>snubbed by Huijsen for Madrid
>Trent gone on a free to Madrid
>Konaté going on a free next summer to Madrid

Real Madrid showing there's level to this game.

>£10m is now 'free'
lol

>>149252981
Arsenal won't be signing anybody then. They got around £180m from their performance in the CL last year and got CL again this year which is around £80m simply for getting it (though people claim £100m in general). They got 2nd which is another £60m. So you're at £150m now. Yet you're unable to buy players? Spend £80m, split it up over 5 years, that's £16m per year. Do Arsenal not realise they can amortise transfers? Villa don't want to sell Morgan Rogers. Rodrygo wants to play more so might leave but he doesn't want to go to England for any team. Williams is going to Barca who are having to beg La Liga to give them more special treatment over money. Sane is going to Turkey for big money. There are no other wingers available or even linked.

So Arsenal now have to go for Watkins, who is fucking terrible. Pathetic.

>>149253833
Madrid cucking Liverpool is always a highlight

>>149250680
Savile was never found guilty in a court of law so MUST be presumed innocent.

Any transfers?

>>149250889
>snubbed by gf

I WANT THE OWNERS OUT NOW

>>149253868
The 10m was a lie cooked up by Scouse media

Fabrizio says Gyokeres is still interested in Man United and a deal could still happen should Arsenal go for Sesko.

Getting rather tired of this player tbqh.

>>149254299
>says he wants to join Arsenal, snubbing United
>suddenly Arsenal say Sporting is retarded wanting £85m
>"Actually I am still up for United haha...."
United fans have already said they don't want him because of those comments.

>>149254410
Fans don't make the signings. Irrelevant really.

>>149254435
True, but when you, as owners, are already hated, taking sloppy seconds at such a large amount isn't going to do them any favours. If they could afford £85m for Gyokeres why didn't they go for him straight away instead of Delap (who was £30m).

>>149254172
>You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go into a /trans/ thread expecting transfers!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

>>149254515
nu-/trans/ is full of zoomies who won't get this reference.

>>149254466
Owners dont give a fuck about how a few fans react. When you're as big as United people will still full the stadium and buy shirts.

Gyokeres scores in his 1st game and everyone will love him.

>>149254686
Right but I just think it's a powder keg. If you went for Delap for £30m and then go 'Actually we had £85m for Gyokeres' then you just piss people off for not going for Gyokeres from the start.

>>149251915
Fullbacks aren't a hot commodity position. It's rare that they attract loads of interested suitors, especially left backs.

>>149255048
From what I've seen with the financials, United had enough money to buy Cunha and Delap outright in June but not enough for Cunha and Gyokeres. Especially not while they're also working on the Mbeumo deal.

With installments they can afford all of these on July 1st.

>>149255149
The issue with United is their financials are a fucking nightmare. What we THINK is the United financial situation actually isn't that. All the stuff that Sir Jim said was why they needed to fire 2000 staff was based on the finances of a different company. The ACTUAL company that PSR et al is based on is financially healthy and they could afford £250m spending without issue. That's the problem. They're trying to keep a facade of financial prudence to not be ripped off and to justify their firing. But in reality United are perfectly healthy and could be spending like City, Liverpool and Chelsea (and by that I mean like they are since Jan window, since United are 3rd in money spent).

>>149255190
I really should have clarified since people probably are confused. United’s pre-tax loss for its the company called Manchester United plc was £130.7m. This suggests they don't have a lot of money to play with. But the company financials that United submit to the PL are Red Football Ltd, which are only pre-tax losses of £36.2m. Which means in reality they have £94.5m more to spend than what it appears at first glance. Manchester United (the club) usually has no major difference between these two entities so they submit pretty much the same numbers regardless, but due to the difference this year, they submit the Red Football Ltd numbers in order to have a much better PSR outlook.

Scummy? Sure. Cheating? Sadly not. This is why they can drop £120m combined on two players and nobody can do anything about it. Meanwhile clubs like Arsenal, despite apparently having one of the best financials from a PSR perspective (I think only City, Chelsea and Liverpool are better, tho the latter is due to prudence, not cheating) they refuse to spend what they need to spend to improve their team, so I predict not even Top 6 next year.

>Saudi Arabian clubs Al-Ahli, Al-Nassr and Al-Qadsiah have expressed interest in Tottenham Hotspur and South Korea forward Son Heung-min, 32, with the trio each prepared to pay £34m for him. (Talksport)

Bayern Munich will target Brighton and Japan winger Kaoru Mitoma, 28, and Liverpool and Netherlands forward Cody Gakpo, 26, if they miss out on Spain and Athletic Bilbao winger Nico Williams, 22. (Sky Germany)

>Manchester United have agreed a one-year contract with English goalkeeper Tom Heaton to keep the 39-year-old at Old Trafford. (Fabrizio Romano)

Bournemouth and England right-back Max Aarons, 25, is a target for Rangers, with the Cherries favouring a permanent sale rather than a loan. (Daily Record)

>Chelsea's English left-back Zak Sturge, 21, is on the verge of joining Millwall on a permanent basis after impressing on loan last season. (Daily Express)

Trabzonspor are targeting Ipswich Town and DR Congo defender Axel Tuanzebe, 27. (Takvim – in Turkish)

>AC Milan have met with the representatives of Bayer Leverkusen and Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, 32. (Football Italia)

Napoli are attempting to sign Manchester United and England winger Jadon Sancho, 25, after his unsuccessful loan spell at Chelsea. (Gianluca di Marzio - in Italian)

>Nottingham Forest are interested in Colombia and Palmeiras midfielder Richard Rios, 25, whose contract includes a release clause of about £85m. (Give Me Sport)

Leeds United and Aston Villa are keen on Strasbourg and Senegal midfielder Habib Diarra, 21. (Sports Mole)

>>149256222
>Granit Xhaka, 32
>Initially got myself confused and was thinking of Xherdan Shaqiri (think it's because of the X, Xs are cool)
>Thought it couldn't be right because Shaqiri is way older than 32 he's been around forever
>Look him up
>He's 33

I wish I had one of those time machines rich people keep using :(

>>149256579
fair to think shaqiri was older since he went retirement league (MLS) years ago. but hes back in europe now i guess

>>149256621
Me remember when Talles Magno was one of the hyped up future GOATS linked to a £40m move to Liverpool and instead he joined New York City FC then got loaned out to Corinthians.

>>149256579
>>149256621
João Félix is only 25.

Just realised that Arsenal still have Fabio Vieira on their books and he plays right wing and has played left wing. He couldn't hack it as a midfielder but why bother spending a lot if you can just try him? Maybe they will because they're signing nobody LMAO.

>Report: Bayern Munich plan to send Nestory Irankunda out on another loan as several clubs show their interest
FM legend.

>>149256725
i still dont know how i feel about him desu, is he a fraud or was atletico just the wrong move at the time
maybe a bit of both. be he also got cucked you dont want guys like that in the locker room

>>149256817
they should sign Johan Bakayoko. guy was shit for psv this year but is pretty talented and only has a year left, he'll be available for about £15m. he's only 22 and if he's going to be back up or rotation it isn't much of a financial risk and you could probably sell him on for roughly the same price if he didn't do great simply because even getting a few goals and assists in pl will help value.

>>149256817
action man only plays his favourites, he will shuffle around half the team just to shoe horn somebody in rather than play a direct replacement that isn't in the favourites

>>149251037
Depends which celebrity

>>149251107
thats funny

>>149257080
Doubtful. That makes too much sense for Arsenal to do it. Also Brentford had a £37m bid accepted two years ago but the player rejected it and then when Liverpool got interested he insulted them and so they gave up. So Brentford need to replace Mbeumo when he goes to United so £15m will be a good price for a player they wanted anyway.

>>149256907
Probably a bit of both. Portugal has a high fraud ratio. It's why Sporting asking for £80m for Gyokeres is fucking hilarious.

>>149257191
Well, he might not have a choice since he clearly doesn't care about signing anybody. Unless they (bafflingly) have to wait until July 1st for financial reasons (and based on all reports I've read they've easily for £100m, with £300m possible to spend before any worrying might need to happen). So, who knows. I would have thought a depth player would be worth while keeping around.

>>149256725
I still think he's like 21.

>>149257276
>Probably a bit of both. Portugal has a high fraud ratio. It's why Sporting asking for £80m for Gyokeres is fucking hilarious.
yeah and every time i mention that people are like oh he did good at coventry (he did pretty good, 2nd tier though) then oh well he scores goals for fun in portugal (yeah it's the portuguese league theres 3 actual teams, maybe 4 if you include braga, otherwise it's garbage)
but with felix like i said idk how much of it was media hype or if he was/is actually good and just made a poor career decision at the time. i think any "creative" player going to atletico is a mistake full stop

England U21 play Germany U21 tomorrow at 20:00. Weird time, really. They need a draw to progress. Germany already through. Don't think they'll do >us a favour.

>>149259451
the fuck is 20pm

>>149259904
I said 20:00 which is 8pm. Also don't look up Japan where they have a 30 hour day (so you say 'lets meet at the club at 25:30' which means 'lets meet at the club at 1:30am the next day'.

>>149260090
i was making a joke about how us americans dont use 24 hour time (we call it military time) and ive never really understood why anyone uses 24hour time am/pm works fine, 24 hour time you gotta subtract 12 in your head too much work
but havent heard about this jap 30 hour time that's some bananas shit

>>149260324
>Times past midnight can also be counted past the 24 hour mark, usually when the associated activity spans across midnight. For example, bars or clubs may advertise as being open until "30時" (i.e. 6 am). This is partly to avoid any ambiguity (6 am versus 6 pm), partly because the closing time is considered part of the previous business day, and perhaps also due to cultural perceptions that the hours of darkness are counted as part of the previous day, rather than dividing the night between one day and the next. Television stations will also frequently use this notation in their late-night scheduling

>>149260487
yeah i wiki'd it after your previous post. sorta confusing. but i also agree with their idea there, that even though its past midnight the "day" isn't really over til you sleep, especially on the weekend if you're out drinking. pretty interesting had never heard of this before thanks for introducing me to a fun fact

>Florent Malouda : "I think Florian Wirtz has the profile to join a team that is on the rise, I think he would’ve been perfect to join a team like Newcastle, or Tottenham Hotspur, a team that wants to take that step up."

>>149260574
Yeah it is funny, I kinda get it, but it's more of a business thing than a conversational thing. Wish I could read and write and speak Japanese t b h.

>>149260700
well start learning, bunch of random weebs on this site who seem to understand jap pretty well

>>149260692
>team that is on the rise
>Tottenham

>>149260770
I'm too old. Too tired. Too dumb. I need to be 15 again so I can do all the things I wanted to do but life got in the way and stopped me.

>>149258055
Felix tried indifferent teams and was shit in all of them. Barca, Chelsea Milan, how is that atletico fault?

>>149260929
damn. real. i feel the same, about the old tired dumb part.
>>149260947
i didnt necessarily blame atletico i was just wondering that maybe if he had gone to a team that suited his talents better as his "big" move away from portugal thing might have turned out different. but you are right he's still young and hasn't really shown that much promise after leaving atletico so maybe he was just a fraud all along. who knows.

>>149260947
it is a fact that flair players flop under cholo, griezmann is the exception to the rule, correa was easily a top 5 youth prospect at some point in europe and look at him now, same case with thomas lemar

United has no right to complain about striker
They literally mismanaged & wasted
>Lukaku
>Ronaldo
>Greenwood
>Elanga
>Rashford

>>149260700
You can learn to read katakana in a week and then people will think you're a japanese wizard even though you're only 2% of the way there

>>149261399
>i didnt necessarily blame atletico i was just wondering that maybe if he had gone to a team that suited his talents better as his "big" move away from portugal thing might have turned out different. but you are right he's still young and hasn't really shown that much promise after leaving atletico so maybe he was just a fraud all along. who knows.

the thing is, he had more chances than most, he was loaned to a bunch of different teams. Look at Alvarez, after river he went to Man City, he was mostly a sub, but still managed to develop under those circumstances, now he's in atlético and while atlético didn't win a thing, i think most teams wouldn't mind having him in their squad. To me he's similar to Jadon Sancho, , yes, united is shit, but he had a shit ton of opportunities and he wasted them all.

>>149264133
If I could read raw manga, I'd be happy. Then maybe I could translate stuff for money. Would have to learn how to format correctly and maybe redraw stuff.....

>>149246777
>30C+
sounds cozy

>>149255691
I cant be arsed going line by line but just to say that this person has absolutely no idea how football finance or PSR works and basically everything they've just said is wrong.

>>149265525
shut up faggot, you know you can google what he said and find out it's true, right?

>>149265658
Absolutely nothing he said apart from the figures are true and even then his analysis of them was wrong. You feel free to believe him though.

why the fuck do players like liverpool so much? they're so unlikeable

>>149266029
what? you can literally google it right now and read the many many articles that say exactly what he said. you've not even said was wrong, you just said he is wrong and left it at that.

nothing he has said is wrong. i don't know what to say, you're either shitposting, retarded or both, but i advise you to google parts of his post and read the articles.

>>149266082
>>149266029
actually you know what i'll do it for you, since you're retarded. lets use multiple sources.

first up
https://www.footballinsider247.com/exclusive-man-united-ready-to-spend-amid-psr-update-it-might-surprise-a-few/
>It might surprise a few people to say that, actually, Man United perhaps don’t have as many compliance issues as we think they have with PSR. A lot of people are looking at the wrong company here. “The one that files the PSR position is a company called Red Football Limited, where the losses are very different from those of Manchester United PLC.

>So there’s a bit wrapped up in this that, for all of United’s claims and media stories around PSR, it might actually not be as bad as people think. We’ve seen them be active in the market already and looked to do deals, which has surprised a few.

wow look at that, shows exactly what he said in the post, that they submit two different accounts, one account is better than other, their psr isn't bad as people think. guess you're one of the retards who can't read simple english. how dark is your skin?

next
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6402367/2025/06/05/manchester-united-psr-red-football-limited/
>While the plc is registered in the Cayman Islands, Red Football Ltd is registered in the UK at Companies House. And crucially, according to Premier League’s rules, clubs can only submit the accounts of a UK-registered company for testing against PSR.
>But the differences between Red Football Ltd and the plc’s accounts point to how a club that has recorded five consecutive years of significant losses is yet to breach the top flight’s spending rules.

and the key point, just like his post
>The upshot is that United have had and should continue to have more PSR headroom to play with than previous estimates based on the Cayman-registered plc suggest.
wow look at that, exactly as he said.

mong.

>>149266167
>>149266082
>>149266029
and ran out of space
>Historically, there has been little significant difference between Red Football Ltd’s accounts with those of the Cayman-registered plc. Last season, however, that changed, with some large disparities between some key figures in the two sets of accounts.
>United’s pre-tax loss at plc-level was a staggering £130.7m during the 2023-24 season alone, exacerbating concerns over a potential regulatory breach. But Red Football Ltd’s was far smaller — just £36.2m, a difference of £94.5m compared to the plc.
>This has implications for United’s compliance with the Premier League’s spending rules. Whereas the plc’s combined pre-tax losses over 2023-24’s three-year PSR cycle stood at £311.9m, Red Football Ltd’s were only £200.6m — a £111.3m difference.
and there is the bit about how the two aren't really different until last season and why they have more psr wiggle room.

>>149266195
>tHeY cAn fUNnEl lOsSeS tHRoUgh tHe pAreNt cOMpAnY
No they can't you fucking idiot. PSR and FFP auditors don't just look at a single company in the structure, they also require accounts of the group aswell. Thats exactly why City got an adjustment in 2014.
That "senior lecturer" has no fucking idea about football regulation and neither do you

>>149266047
This but real Madrid

Fixtures soon

>>149257276
>and based on all reports I've read they've easily for £100m, with £300m possible to spend before any worrying might need to happen

can you extrapolate here

Arsenal have the hardest start to a season I've ever seen

https://www.premierleague.com/news/4324539

Matchweek 1

Friday 15 August
20:00 Liverpool v AFC Bournemouth (Sky Sports)

Saturday 16 August
12:30 Aston Villa v Newcastle United (TNT Sports)
Brighton & Hove Albion v Fulham
Nottingham Forest v Brentford
Sunderland v West Ham United
Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley
17:30 Wolverhampton Wanderers v Manchester City (Sky Sports)

Sunday 17 August
14:00 Chelsea v Crystal Palace (Sky Sports)
16:30 Manchester United v Arsenal (Sky Sports)

Monday 18 August
20:00 Leeds United v Everton (Sky Sports)

>>149266909
>get a buch of difficult games before Europe starts

lucky

also man utd have a tougher start according to opta, 3 of the top 4

>>149266909
>team fresh off pre-season
>no champions league
they're really trying to rig it for them and they'll still bottle it

>>149266942
>United/Arsenal straight away
Kino. A /mug/ straight away then.

liverpool will be top of the league from day 1 to the end of the season

>>149267021
Either a /mug/ or an /aug/
Both are glorious

Any updates on the Olivier Boscagli to Brighton situation? Is psv in cwc?

Everton set to appoint Man Utd academy director Cox as technical director

Everton are expected to steal away current Manchester United academy director Nick Cox in a technical director role.

Cox is set to leave Old Trafford after nine years at the club.

He was promoted to the Head of Academy role in 2019, and he currently oversees the entire development programme, from the Under-9s to the Under-21s.


oh my days

that's arsenal's title hopes dead and buried in august then

>>149267197
Not when Harvetz could bag +30 goals

>>149266966
>>no champions league
Wait, what?

>>149266256
isn't that exactly what Chelsea have been doing?

>>149267276
I'm guessing Anon meant CWC

>>149267358
Ah, that would make sense

>>149266942
Not even got Europa League and still can't escape the fucking half 4 on Sunday kick-offs

>>149267440
>expecting Super Sunday to not show Slop Six v Slop Six

>>149266966
>no champions league
Everyone look at this MONG!

Everybody's favourite arsenal schizo is back early for pre season

Follow him before he goes hiding on private mode again

>Al Anshearer have the easiest fixtures
whatever we have cunha now we will still finish above them despite the rigging

>>149267581
>Oh no arsenal have to face strong teams in a format where they have to face every team
What is his point exactly?

>>149267588
United are awful. That's why the computer didn't bother to separate them this time. Think back, you never get title challengers facing off Gameweek 1. I don't know if they've admitted it but there's definitely some human input for the first week.

>>149267581
Hes genuinely like every bad generalisation about arsenal fans in 1 package

The victim complex he has is hilarious

>>149267581
>the mighty Man Utd and a promoted Leeds?!?!
>Oh my Wenger how can we manage

>>149260324
Not sure if it's a zoomer, continental, or scandi thing but I have two zoomer scandi friends that speak in 24 hour clock. It's really strange

>First time I hear one of them do it
>"Yeah the bus comes at 13 so I'll probably get there for 14"
>"What the fuck you talking about?"
>They remember I use a normal clock and say 1 and 2
>Ask them why they do this
>Say it's so there's no confusion on the time
>But basic common sense lets you know if someone means am or pm
>If someone asks you to go town with them at 11 it's unlikely you're going to be going to Matalan on a Tuesday at 11pm
>If a match kicks off at 3 it's unlikely to be 3am
>Even if it's a time that could be a bit ambiguous there's already a way to differentiate if you mean 1am or 2pm...you just use am and pm

I think it's to do with zoomers using the phone for the time and the clocks on phones being 24 hour clocks by default.

TRUST THE PROCESS

>>149267644
we will do it this year, better squad than the competition

>>149267644

>>149267637
Think it’s a continental thing desu, heard it from other euros
Saying that I always have things on 24 hour time but I never say it as “13 o’clock” or whatever, might do on an email but that’s about it

young people use technology

>>149267765
Big if true

Screenshotmong has a busy day of trawling X for tweets about Arsenal ahead of him. This is his life.

AW absolutely livid another arsenal lolcow is being mocked instead of him

Potter to be the first manager sacked this season

>>149267747
Yeah I do the same, but I never use a 24 hour clock.
It is a bit strange though because digital displays at train stations and things use a 24 hour clock here, but we still seem to stick to the chad anglo way.

Andrew Cole has now gone back to being Andy Cole
https://www.skysports.com/football/video/12606/13385386/man-united-premier-league-2025-26-fixtures-andy-cole-reacts-to-man-utds-tough-opening-run
Let's never forget that strange time period

You can tell its dave posting because he is scared to say no no words anymore, the janny has him running terrified

>it personality because he not say racist words
Mental illness.
We need 4chan to stay open in the UK to act as a creche for these sorts.

>>149267929
Always seemed an odd chap

>>149267610
there is human input all over the fixtures, for example certain teams play each other home and away in the same order almost every year

>>149268365
If course there is human input, they have to organise regional police cover, and they try to keep away games local over Christmas.

>>149268365
>>149268389
PL actually put out an article detailing how they come up with the fixture list
https://www.premierleague.com/news/4324541

>>149250137
>Gay
>Honest

If Man United win their opening game they have a decent chance of sitting top of the table for a little while.

>Arsenal
>Burnley (should be easy)
>Fulham (doable)
>Man City (Derby game)
>Chelsea (draw 99% of the time)

>>149266751
No

>>149267154
Genuine loss for United. You can see how well-respected he is in the youth setup there.

>>149229214 (OP)
Who will Arsenal scramble to sign after losing to Manchester United on match day 1?

another data point in the 24h clock discussion, that's how Quebec operates and if I want to watch my habbies at night it's at 19h00 (dix-neuf heure)

Just took a look it seems for the second year in a row Liverpool has the easiest schedule

>>149269235
does the window not close before the first game this season?

>>149269322
no that would make too much sense

cackling at arsenal fans complaining the fixtures are unfair and liverpool are being handed an easy start to the league when liverpool play arsenal in the 3rd game of the season kek

>>149267581
>15th last season
>Championship last season
>Premier League winners
>7th last season
>3rd last season
>6th last season
Why do Arsemongs think this is a scary start? If they're title contenders, they should be winning at least 5 of those games.

>>149269678

>>149269711
It’s unfair if Arsenal don’t start the season with the three promoted teams back to back and teams that finished near the bottom of the table after (Man Utd and Tottenham don’t count)

>>149269711
They should be more concerned with finishing strongly for once

>Man Utd fans criticise new ticket prices
>Manchester City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, Newcastle and Tottenham will be placed in category A, where prices range from £59 to £97.
Newcastle have officially entered the Big 7

>>149269322
When has it ever?

>>149269263
Hard to give difficult fixtures when everyone is weaker than them

Fer Lopez is currently undergoing a medical at Wolves ahead of his move from Celta Vigo.

Wolves have agreed an initial £19.6m (€23m) deal.

The fee could potentially rise to £21.3m (€25m) if additional £1.7m (€2m) add-ons are met.

The 21-year-old made 17 appearances in La Liga last season and scored two goals.

why doesn't he support his local club lads?

It's been a good run lads. See you on the other side, whatever it is.

>>149269322
No. It never has. The only rule that has changed recently is making the main leagues close at the same time to prevent issues. The logic is you play a couple of games and realise you need to buy some players and do so. But by then it is pointless because 1. No preseason 2. Every club knows you're desperate so milks you.

If your signings are not done by August 1st, you shouldn't bother.

>A single Irish lad won the £208m Euro Millions Jackpot
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. LIVERPOOL GOING TO GET LOADS OF MONEY NOW.

>>149270558
i deserve that money (ive never done a lottery in my life)

>>149270528
just checked, you're closer to Iran than I am to Vancouver

>watch club world cup free on DAZN
no don't think I will

Is the belly new?
Get it together Pep

>KiwiFarms blocked in UK due to them not agreeing to Online Safety Act
It's over. 4chan soon.

>>149270615
Lucky you

boys there are so many indians on reddit these days, terrifying stuff

>>149267581
>>149267613
bit sad lads. this is akin to screenshoting shillbridge.

England U21 vs Germany U21 is the game to watch tonight.

>>149270736
ethan gonna score a screamer

>>149270736
Hello VPN user pretending to be an Arsenal fan.

>Man Cty vs Wydad Casablanca
If I was a kid I would be asking WHY DAD do we have to watch this haha. IYKWIM haha.

https://x.com/Sport_Witness/status/1935237345474662727
>Florian Wirtz | Liverpool set to pay parents €10m commission

don't actually care what the fee is but I called them paying him extra through his parents like a week ago. It's the new way to get money to the player without it being wages

>>149270818
Ornstein blatantly got told by liverpool to make the fee seem small.
It's kinda weird that a club actually cares about stuff like that.

>>149270818
Ronaldo was joining Arsenal until SAF gave his father a load of money and a job I think? It's old tactic. It's why these days whenever a player is linked somewhere you'll see articles like
>COCKMONGLERS UNCLE'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S NIECE'S NEPHEW'S BARBER SAYS IT'S TOTALLY ON FOR COCKMONGLER TO REDDITCH FC
They want their slice of the pie.

But the €10m won't go on the transfer cost, transfermarkt has this weird thing where it sometimes counts instalments but sometimes don't.

>>149270818
They're his agents you retard.

>>149270818
his dad is his agent only ABL retards wouldn't understand this

Official: Mykhailo Mudryk charged by The FA for anti-doping violations and could face up to a four-year ban.

“We can confirm that Mykhailo Mudryk has been charged with Anti-Doping Rule Violations alleging the presence and/or use of a prohibited substance, in terms of Regulations 3 and 4 of The FA’s Anti-Doping Regulations. As this is an ongoing case, we are not in a position to comment further at this time”.

>>149271214
This is NOT the anime redemption arc.

>>149271214
he'll still have 2 years left on his contract to prove himself when his ban finishes

>>149271214
Barely costs Chelsea since they spread it out over 245 aeons.

>>149271214
All players should be drug tested at the start, middle, and end of the season

mad how united and chelsea (and now liverpool) paying BIG money for players has now completely fucked the market. you're now forced to spend £90m for bottom tier pl players because united paid £90m for sancho, liverpool did £90m for nunez and chelsea did £110m for enzo and caicedo

>>149270818
Is there a genuine reason we cant just have fifa cap agent fees?

Not even saying pennies but something like £1 million. Agents shouldn't be earning tens of millions on deals

>Myles Lewis-Skelly is close to signing a new long-term deal at Arsenal after Real Madrid interest
Well new contracts are signings, right bros? Haha....

>>149271560
Arsenal and city have outspent liverpool in recent years

>Barca sign Joan Garcia, despite their horrific financial situation
>Barca are set to sign Nico Williams
Does La Liga just not have any rules or do they only apply to teams that aren't Barca or Madrid?

here's that manager we paid 10m for I was telling you about

>>149271671
Williams turned down bayern and arsenal, so Barcelona could just trigger his reasonable release clause

>>149271560
And the financial rules mean only the sneed six can afford to pay the inflated fees they themselves have caused. Rigged system working as intended

>>149271648
Kuwaiti bro your /trans/ news of the window

>>149271668
>in recent years
ah i didn't know that signings only matter in your cherrypicked period of time, but lets actually look at it.

So, spending over Last 5 Years

Liverpool
>Spent: £585m
Arsenal
>Spent: £595m
City
>Spent: £793m
United
>Spent: £784m
Chelsea
>Spent: £1.37bn
Spurs
>Spent: £688m

>>149271731
Williams didn't turn down anybody because that's not how transfers work. You don't agree personal terms before the transfer fee because that is classified as 'tapping up'. Ignoring all the main big journos mentioned neither Bayern or Arsenal trying to sign Nico (but absolute crap like the Mirror did) Williams can't turn down something if he is never given an offer.

Guess you're one of these retards who believes any nonsense published online, welcome to /trans/, we're not retards like you.

>>149271805
>Chelsea
>£1.37bn
I love you Boehly

>>149271731
>so Barcelona could just trigger his reasonable release clause
What part of 'Barca are in major financial issues' do you not get? Reasonable fee or not, Barca don't have the money and haven't for years. They're having to sell their future just to get some money to register players and have gone to La Liga to beg for more dispensation with finances. My point is if you have rules for clubs regarding spending but can keep breaking them and just keep asking to continue breaking them and you're allowed why have the rules in the first place?

>>149271867
>They're having to sell their future just to get some money

>>149271827
Youre deluded, players and agents are spoken to long before bids are made nowadays

Bunch of sources stated arsenal and bayern wanted him.

>>149271560
mate, neymar was £200m nearly a decade ago

>>149271805
so he was right with what he said then? why does your tone come across like your post was contradicting his?

>>149271929
For me it was Pogback for £90m

>>149271560
spurs paid £60m for solanke. man city paid £45m for kalvin phillips. you can't guarantee a sure thing but you're better off these days paying £100m for proven quality than taking a £50m punt on a premier league shitter stepping up

>>149271214
F. He was never that good, and that made him fun to watch

>>149271971
Arsenal £75m for Pepe, City £125m for Grealish

>muhdyk caught doping
how?
he's dogshit in every single game i've seen him, what kind of substance is he taking

>>149271214
How did it take this long to get a verdict? Didn't they catch him all the way back in December? I remember checking what was the hold up back in maybe March-May and it said they were waiting on a second urine sample or something? Like, what? Were they just waiting for the season to be over?

Wirtz to Liverpool

> £150M + £10M parent fee + Tax + Tip + 50% sell on clause

>>149272488
> + 400K a week

>Sheffield United replacing Chris Wilder with Ruben Selles
>Sheffield Wednesday banned from signing players for fees until the Winter 2027 transfer window

>the city of sheffield

>>149272265
It was one of those cases where the substance that got flagged was mixed into something he thought was legal.

They never catch people doing actual doping cycles.

>Manchester City flops Reindeers, Reis and Beef Jerky struggling against Moroccan powerhouse Wydad FC
That's another 200 million before the window closes so

>See DenmarkU21s scored twice
>Check to see who it was
>Harder
>Harder
>For a second think I've stumbled on a transcript of Isa Slot with Konate

>Dave posting his cuck fantasies again

>>149271214
TBoehlz is bits after this gonna have to add another 4 years to his amortisation

>>149272673
Reindeers was fantastic though

>>149271282
they can cancel his contract and not let him register with any other clubs now his is convicted of doping

>>149272697
Kek

>>149272760
>the Wrecker of Wydad

>>149272800
>"he was bad"
>someone who actually watched the game tells you this is hilariously untrue
>"okay but it was against weak opposition"
What was the point in the post then? Might as well have said nothing

>>149229407
>Liverpool F.C.
>>2
2*

>>149272820
It's not my fault Pep is a clueless chequebook manager who keeps buying flops, I don't get why you're mad at me

>>149272820
Liverpool customers are always like this. Worse when it's their own players
>Player does well against a shite team in a friendly
>Incredible performance from [first half of player's name]-o la! Dominate the league this season la!
>Player does shite against a shite team in a friendly
>It's only a friendly la! Who cares you fucking wool! Wait for the season to start properly la!
They're an incredibly bizarre breed. It even permeates the managers and turns them into unbearable cunts.
Truly incredible stuff.

>>149272948
the wirtz snubbing still looms large

>>149272956
>Incredible performance from [first half of player's name]-o la! Dominate the league this season la!
>Dominate the league this season
>la!
holy shit they were right from the start

citymong is UNHAPPY

If Liverpool win the league this year there's a realistic chance that United give them a guard of honour at Old Trafford to celebrate them winning 21 and passing them outright

>>149273115
or at the very least clinching the title with a win

>CWC final on July 13
>Prem starts a month later
Legitimately what are City and Chelsea gonna do? Even if you only make the QF you only have 5 weeks before the seasons starts.

>Real Madrid being run ragged by Al Hilal
kek, how long until they're tapping up Konaté?

>lowest rated player
oh nonono he's being exposed already

>>149273747
Why bother tapping him up? Just wait until next year and they can sign him on a free the same way they did with TAA and will with Wirtz (assuming he doesn't go into early retirement).

>>149274092
>the same way they did with TAA
after years of Bellendham tapping him up

>>149274179
I thought agent Trent was tapping Bellingham up?

>>149271805
yeah maybe if you go back 10 years it shows who REALLY broke the transfer market
>liverpool 421
>man city 1038
>man utd 1238
>arsenal 852
>tottenham 694
>chelsea 1044

>>149273294
They're treating this as preseason and then they'll do a short one before the actual season. It's really not that different to international cup years so they're used to preparing for it.

>/sp/'s resident Liverpool obsessives are actually watching Real Madrid v Al-Hilal to see if Trent flops
Actually fucking hilarious, they're acting as if he openly shat on the corpses of the 97++++

>>149273747
>be real madrid
>throw the game
>saudi interest in ''''club football'''' intensifies
>government throw more money into '''matters of public interest''''
>real madrid make +200% on all future sales of 32 year old retirees.

>>149274478
he already has flopped btw

>>149273294
should gitgud desu. it's a team game, and if you can't allocate resources effectively, you deserve to get rekt.

>>149273787
Poor Daniel struggling with the weight of the shirt

>>149274478
you should have seen Gook-Jyeuk Kim against Mamelodi Sundowns m8

>>149274550
>seething

>>149275062
kek that will be €10 million + tip
no refunds

>>149275276
>shocked
guess they had never seen him play

>>149274273
>Chelsea spent less in 10yrs than they did in 5

Seems a bit unfair to expect a new signing to perform after 1 training session

>>149275655
He would've been great under Ancelotti, unfortunately they hired a positional manager right before he joined.

Was that Alonso's first game managing Real Madrid?

>>149275804
yeah, Inzaghi's first game too

>>149276076
Oh yeah, I forgot Inzaghi went there after the final

new

>>149276506
>>149276506
>>149276506

>>149272956
>>149274478
You are unwell.
Seek help.

>>149269790
Liverpool WILL be charging 97 squid for a ticket

>>149275804
>Was that Alonso's first game managing
Sure looked like it

>>149275519
Guess it was net spend, do you have total?