Chelsea 1 - 0 LAFC
Pedro Neto 34'
CHELSEA v FLAMENGO is the biggest fixture so far
FIFA shills getting their texts in to the BBC:
>Matty: So much negativity about this tournament. People not used to change. So proud of my Chelsea representing the Premier League on this stage.
>Bob, Welling: Weโre in the middle of June and we still have football, whatโs not to like!
>Rob: Matty is right, there is a certain amount of snobbery from England towards this tournament but this isn't new. Fans are dismissive towards the Conference League and the League Cup. Every other continent looks forward to the Club World Cup (whatever the format) but for some reason we think it is beneath us.
>>149231846 (OP)Wait the world cup is on right now?
Will a MLS club get a single victory in this tournament?
They just seem outclassed in every match
Bros, where is NY Cosmos? Pele played there
>struggling to beat an american team
So this is the power of the Premier League.
Its funny how many are complaining about this stadium when it averts one of the main euro complains about American stadiums (being in a massive parking lot in the middle of the suburbs).
Its located downtown with MARTA access.
I'm more of a Galaxy fan anyway...
>>149231885where are they both going this summer?
>>149231888We needed one of our teams to play against Auckland City
Chelsea is a girl name LOL
>>149231846 (OP)Can LA still tie?
>>149231889Pelรฉ debuto con un pibe.
theres no man united arsenal or liverpool so we will let chelsea play you
>>149231893marta the womens football goat?
>>149231902AUTOGLASS REPLACE
Fuck Chelsea plays boring footie
>>149231913Off course friend
Way too many mayates on this Chelsea team
>>149231888Didnโt watch the sounders game yesterday. How bad was it?
>>149231905darwin isn't ever leaving my heart, that's at least certain.
>Seattle fans had gay flags
>LAFC fan brought gay flags
Why are unitedstatesians like this?
I remember when Chelsea lost to the New York Red Bulls academy
>>149231905Halland stays in Shitty
Nunez to Barca
They need an elite striker to replace Lewa
Do you think the stadium will be full when Jordan plays Togo, next Summer?
>>149231911I have some bad news for you, John
>"America" is typically considered a girl's name, although it can also be used as a gender-neutral name. The name originated as a feminine form of "Americus," the Latinized version of Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci's name, and was first used as a place name for the continent according to Wikipedia.
>>149231932last 15 minutes were good
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17 blacks on that chelsea squad. Unbelievable
>>149231932They actually played better than the Brazilian team, just couldnโt finish.
>>149231916This was never proven my friend
>>149231888Inter Miami played decently against Al Ahly, and LA dont seem that outclassed today.
>>149231888LAFC has some Tunisian team next
>>149231938are they swapping nunez with cash to someone with an elite striker after?
>2 american teams playing
>stadium not even half full
yikes
I hate llantas I hate llantas I hate llantas I hate llantas I hate
>>149231952unbelieveable that its only 17 with boehly in charge
FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS? Who you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?
>>149231925>AUTOGLASS REPLACEThe GOAT use of that
https://youtu.be/iDV9OZAU12U?si=neZhSOLis4R_JnEF
>>149231951just doing some basic math, this match will end 2-0 chelsea. gambling niggas can trust me
For me? It's Chicago Fire and New England Revolution
>Chelsea is blacker than the MLS club
British flags can't say shit about our sports being black anymore
>>149231935Based fans, making colombian closet homosexual sethe
>>149231935Traditionally soccer has been seen as a feminine and gay sport here. Not even trolling.
Why is Chelsea even here?
the fuck is the deal with the yellow cards on the scoreboard
Why are chuds scared of rainbow flags?
Mรผller checking out his future club
>>149231954>>149231932What actually happened was that Botafogo completely outplayed Sounders for 70 or so min, then Sounders had a lucky goal and somehow Botafogo broke down mentally and were pushed to the ropes for the remainder of the match.
Sounders btw had some comical misses right on front of the goal. They could have easily won it.
Does LAFC have any non-Mexican fans?
>>149232006why do gays feel the need to need everyone they love buttsex
Where would you find a girl like this in your country
>>149231999those are the available subs
>>149232006they're afraid of midgets at the end of the rainbow
>>149231980americans actually have their own autoglass repair autoglass replace jingle
its exactly the same down the the voice but a different company
>>149232016You're zoophile?
>>149232010just a weird angle bro, i bet she looks great
>>149232016In LA these donโt exist
>World League is now a reality
THANK YOU BASED GIANNI
>>149232015The flag doesn't exclusively represent sex, weirdo.
>>149232015you're literally watching football right now
the absolutely gayest sport on earth
>>149232023California would be empty if they did.
What in the hell is this chimpout
I hope they fight or something.
This match is boring as shit as is.
>>149232023I look like this
lmao
they're roleplaying a fight in this mickey mouse tournament
>>149232036ill go and post on other boards
>>149231925Moving Atlantans Rapidly Through Atlanta
>>149232006I'd rather have rainbow flags everywhere than "pride" marches where everyone is dressed as a deviant in broad daylight.
>>149232042>exclusivelyso you admit it is supposed to represent buttsex?
>>149232023guy on the right is textbook
like in the dictionary
the original one
I just bought tickets to a knockout game. Gonna take this attendance problem into my own hands.
>>149232036Watch American commercials. Isnt that the typical American pastime?
>>149231935well, apple is one of the gayest of the large corporations and they are the ones who own the MLS's TV rights. i have a feeling that all the gayness isn't exactly organic.
>>149232028no horses are just a status thing in the mexican community
>>149232001I love pawgs so much it's unreal
>>149232034literally all of the hills above malibu and calabasas are like this my man
>>149232077kek poor neto
they dont even take him seriously because hes a manlet
is this what all short guys have to go through on a daily basis?
>>149232073would you look at that, he is a homo after all
>>149232082>not a single nonwhitelmao, white people are fruity
>>149232077it's just the CWC who cares lol
>>149232089The perfect female body.
>women's basketball ads
lol
>>149232077THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING CHELSEA CAPTAIN REECE JAMES HAS BEEN INJURED ALL SEASON SQUARING UP TO RANDOM MLS YOUTUBERS
>>149232087pawg lover is automatically my friend
>>149232071>Gonna take this <> problem into my own hands.This is the most american thing you can do
>inb4: he's not american
>>149232006>Why are chuds scared of rainbow flags?it's just a bit odd when it's everywhere is all. if every time you turned on the tv and saw a confederate flag you might think its strange too.
It was supposed to be them..
>>149232075HHD* humans can't compete
>>149232100>san franciscoisnt that state the white zest capital of the world
>Chelsea struggling this hard against an MLS club
the absolute fucking state of the EPLel
>>149231986It's the fat stupid yank running chelshit who bought them
>>149232089there is zero chance she can properly wipe with all that ass
>>149232077Why didn't you cut it correctly?
>>149232114those arent equivalent at all lol
>>149232089how do you keep your libido this high? I watch 1 porno and I'm exausted and need to not watch for a week
>>149232089what the hell is wrong with you?
>>149232133Not enough ass.
>>149232128thatโs a man
>>149232089cellulite turns me on in a way that i cant describe
>>149232042>homoSEXualityStop making your entire identity about your fetish.
>>149232123Hahaha based Neto. He is pretending to be gay the whole match just to piss of the LGBT american crowd
>>149232096lmao, you just came out as gay yourself
that's literally a man
they're wearing a transcoloured sweater
How do I get this girl to leave my apartment?
english teams are incredibly boring to see
>>149232006the gayness trips them out and doesnt seem right everywhere. but they can't pinpoint its not the gay, it's just the pure consumerism of it all in general
>>149232143this but turns me off
>>149232136Based FYH enjoyer
>>149232122i would wipe it for her inshallah
>>149232134179cm
70kg
5 inches
>>149232150That's someone's son with gynecomastia.
>>149232102Um, it's LITERALLY the tournament to decide who's the best club in the world??? Like hello? Yikes just yikes
>>149232131I don't watch porn, I only collect fat ass pics, I think that is the trick
>>149232115Azcarracaca paid some whores to Gigi Infantino
Urububros, we will macetar o Chelsea.
>>149232006It's satanic
t. Leftie
Shitty attendance aside, can we admire how beautiful this stadium is
>>149232122>there is zero chance she can properly wipe with all that assjust hose 'er down
Which /int/ernational groups are here?
>>149232162Yes, football players pretend to be gay often, a lot of times as a prank to guys who just arrived at the club and arent aware of how the lockeroom works but the sport actually has no homo athletes
>>149232143you understand that it's a sign of insuline resistance? too much goy slop
>>149232178most people will say its gaudy and doesnt fit in with he surroundings but i like it in a giant beyblade sort of way
i still prefer the brick one though, indianapolis i think it is
>>149232183I am half American half Colombian
>>149232143thats a good thing we need weirdos like you to chase fat fucks
>>149232151>the jfs will stop watching soonBased
>>149232175Satan is based
He stood aganist despot and tyran
>>149232189gigahelmut i kneel
>>149232197she ingests too much corn sugar
>>149232143they are trying to brain wash you, you are the normal one, they are the faggots
>>149232205i disagree
if nobody chased them theyd be forced to lose weight and might become actually attractive
Black lives matter...or do they?
>>149232219bad health, unhealthy babies
all those empty seats, kek
90s
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>>149232227too late for him
>>149232235She needs BBC in her
>>149232230who cares about damn babies, I want a fat ass to pound, that's it
>>149232212It honestly sucks at times, especially with houses having too small doors. Or small cars.
>>149232236i know pink ranger, the girl from saved by the bell, and sunny from wwf
whos the other one
>>149232236Lately I've been having some Sunny days myself
>>149232143There's few things I find more gross than this
>White people shown on stream
>Day ruined
TWD
>>149232245doesn't surprise me that the only thing a brazilian thinks about is big bunda
>>149232244guarantee she's been split open by a ton of bbc already
>Anime Bipolar Ad
What does DAZN mean by this
>>149232246atleast as long as youre not fat every girl will secretly want to bang you
>>149232250then stop screwing youself bret
>>149232247Saved by the bell
>>149232197Vai tomar no cu, anรฃo, queria postar rabudas tambรฉm.
Fique com o insta desta succubus como agradecimento https://www.instagram.com/rafaella_exclusivo?igsh=djY0M2JpenI5bDIw
>>149232262Not enough ass, but still would.
>>149232247>>149232272er shit im an idiot, boy meets world.
Do foreigners really see our American commercials? Please say no
>>149232224would be great if true but sadly fat fucks have a mental illness
>>149232245third worlders are animals
>>149232289only the ones about pickup trucks and medication
>>149232294The Chelsea Headhunters have really fallen from grace
>>149232289the thing i don't get about american commercials is all the drug ads. "do you have ass cancer? ask your doctor for clomoxylone" or some shit. it's just a strange concept to me, a patient telling a doctor what drug to give them
>>149232294Are those black people from London or Atlanta?
>>149232289I'm anon and I endorse this message!
>>149232289The ones about jewish banks, antidepressants, unnecessarily big trucks, and HRT-infused goyfeed fried in seed oils? maybe.
>>149232294this looks grim
I just tuned in and I find out Giroo is not even good enough to be a starter in a fucking MLS team?
>>149232327luv my boy GRoudz
>>149232330If you want to be a sodomite
https://www.instagram.com/rafaella_exclusivo?igsh=djY0M2JpenI5bDIw
>>149232330It hurts and feels like you are taking a shit over and over again.
>>149232294FIGHT AND WIN
>FIGHT AND WIN
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The upper decks seem closed off too.
If there's a thousand people watching this shitshow, I'd be surprised.
>>149232178>megatron's asshole
>>149232322those drugs are just ones that didnt make medical grade, or were phased out, aka hospitals dont want them, but instead of just stop making them, they give them a new name and directly shill them to regular goys
>>149232341He has been pretty bad
you just know Giroud is drowning in black pussy
>>149232294>families relaxing and enjoying the game>"grim"/sp/ is truly sovless
America is a third world country, lmao
>>149232357KEK cant unsee
>>149232327How is he so hot
to all the men of culture
https://youtu.be/iKfDTyE0zTA?si=XGLgZ6f0jOn-VT9m
https://youtu.be/iKfDTyE0zTA?si=XGLgZ6f0jOn-VT9m
Why is a man wearing a bra?
https://www.instagram.com/rafaella_exclusivo?igsh=djY0M2JpenI5bDIw
KEK.
>>149232236Here's the original pink ranger in Zyuranger for comparison
>>149232356Weird they'd get 80k to watch Chelsea C "play" Wrexham in a friendly
>>149232380giroud is zesty af
>>149232385post the other ones, i want to pick a waifu
>>149232322>ask your doctor for clomoxyloneIt's not legal to directly tell consumer to take a medication, they need doctors approval. but the doctors will always agree on prescribing such medication because they get a bonus for doing so. Big pharma is funding those ads
>>149232385did your version have zordon?
or rita repulsa?
>>149232363>familiesDon't be fooled. Those are the most vicious Chelsea hooligans.
Need bigger asses in this thread.
>>149232322Tbf doctors can be wrong and everyone has different reactions to drugs. But I agree it all feels weird and grifty, healthcare is probably the last industry that should be profit-driven
> billion-dollar World Cup
>takes them 10 minutes just to carry a jersey across the pitch
why cant chelsea be cool like bayern and bully them
>>149232322It cracks me up when the narrator whizzes through the side effects at 3x speed
>>149232178I like a nice oculus me, but those petals are a bit of an eyesore.
Do they slide around in a cool way to cover up the stadium when it rains at least?
spanish commentary of DAZN are saying the had to PURCHASE the new shirt for the guy who took so long to start the other half time
>>149232178Where's the parking lot? How do people tailgate there?
>>149232430Are you learning Spanish in order to move to Spain?
>>149232417Chelsea are shit m8
>>149232417Because Madueke is shit
Palmer is not consistent
Jackson was injured and is not 100%
Maresca is a fraud
>>149232440no hermano, onions un chileno que vive en la india por unos trabajos, esta jodido ver partidos aca por que son las 1am y tengo que verlos en librefutbol
what was blud shooting at *skull emoji*
>>149232440I knew a jeet from my local kebab who did that
>>149232452>Jackson was injured and is not 100%He's also shit
>>149232453Okay that aged horrendously
Should be 1-1 by now, insane
I want to have sex with a man just to try it out
>>149232430>spanish commentary Did you choose spanish or is the default language in your stream?
>>149232455>moving to indiawild
19 years old,venezuelan, 2006
>>149232405meant for
>>149232397>>149232408This character is exactly the same in Zyuranger.
Not sure what zordon or rita repulsa are.
>>149232455I see. Surely they are paying you handsomely in order to convince you to move to fucking India.
>0-0
>10-0
>0-0
>1-0
meme tournament
keeeeek chelsea goalkeeper
does he have cancer
What is this shot on goal called?
>>149232472Soccer shit.
Also, N., jรก deu pra ver que vocรช estรก attwhorando neste fio.
>>149232455El ChileANO HinduANO
I want to be raped by a woman
La mandibula entumida, asi me gusta traerla
Los dedos engarrotados, rigidos como las piedras
Con los ojos bien volteados y la mirada desviada
Quiero ponerme bien guano, bien loco, bien taquicardio
Quiero amanecer loqueando
how to change commentary language on dazn
>>149232480yes
I need Delap on the pitch
>>149232498i mean post the other power rangers in japan
rita is that woman
zordon is a giant head in a tube
>>149232499siii me pagan bien, ademas todo barato asi que me mando todo de vuelta
>>149232486yo mismo entro a librefutbol para verlo
>>149232487not forever, 1-2 years? its nice exploring diff countries
ALMOST GOOOOOL LMAO
>>149232507mexico at the world cup
Remember when people thought Palmer was good?
>>149232513you have to download the app
madeuke is so garbage lol
>>149232500We had 4-0 as well tbf.
>>149232528he had the phil foden career speedrun any%
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>>149232519>giant head in a tubeThat's an American addition.
>>149232519The other cast from Zyuranger?
Or the other female cast in other Sentai?
Is Chelsea this mediocre or they just don't give a shit about this championship?
>>149232416did it on purpose
he's a showman
>>149232511how can you be raped by a woman? shi will pull your dick and break it
>>149232523Your Spanish is kind of weird, but I supposed that could be the Mestizaje at work.
They are making Neto look like a good player. Kinda crazy
>>149232523are the women easy?
If America CF was here instead Chelsea would be winning 3-0
My mother asked me if I was an incel. Where the fuck do old fucks learn these words? Even worse since I'm a spic
>>149232455i could have sworn you were Bolivian. I'm getting Mandela'd here.
>>149232546spent all their energy winning the prestigious conference league
>>149232546Chelsea รฉ um time medรญocre hoje.
>>149232544i guess any of the female zyuranger/sentais so i can pick a waifu
i dunno if there is a picture of them all though
>>149232178>this is beautiful in ameriddit
>>149232563How old are you?
>>149232563either netflix or social media
>>149232552Where do you think you are, faggot?
quiero hacer unas lineotas
como hacia Tony Montana
>>14923257730
>>149232578I fucking hate TikTok
>>149232455are you much taller than the average indian there due to the superior chilean diet?
I thought chelsea was good
The fact that LA has any chance whatsoever of equalizing just makes this Chelsea squad look like absolute dogshit.
>>149232584Damn nigga who pissed in your cheerios
>>149232587uff I'm almost there too. Well, are you an incel or not?
Flamengo is raping these bums
>>149232592Chileans are the indians of america.
>>149232595why?
look at their squad
how would they be good?
>>149232604That's Mexico actually
>>149232595You think boca have good chances against Benfica?
remember the premier league is the world cup every single week
the world is always watching
>>149232601I did. Had no milk at home
>>149232570Who did they play against?
>>149232563I had sex the other day but young women are gross. Thinking of making a 30+ rule because Z-Girls are hairy
>>149232587picrel
>>149232595Nope
Maresca only has some good players
sin city wasnt made for ya
Cucurella is the goat at this
>>149232611>the world is always watchingAfrica, India, and a handful of anglosphere customers. That's not the world.
>>149232621if only you knew how bad things really are.png
>Being so weakminded ocudela disturbs you
KWAB
>palmer wearing the 10
what happened to mudryk?
>>149232613Understandable, understandable.
Is this chelsea third gk????
>>149232640banned for roiding
>>149232602I mean I am celibate and I would accept to fuck some hot young whore, but I'm not actively seeking a gf, and even enjoying the freedom and economical gains. Of course she was referring to the warped feminist meaning instead of the real one though.
>>149232576they do love stars
>>149232633Mlsbro, please, stay in silence.
>>149232563your mom is suscribed to the onlyfans of the hatiano 30 cms
So, is this the power of UEFA?
>Give me fuel,
>Give me fire,
>Give me a literal amateur team from NZ,
>or i retire.
I feel like this club world cup might backfire immensely and just demoralise world football in general.
There is a non zero chance that every non euro team loses 5-0 or worse and they will never live it down. At least when you dont get to play so often you can at least argue you might win sometimes, but this will be hard evidence.
>>149232640kek
>>149232645chelsea have 28 goalies who knows
EU bros, Flamerda is going to atropelate our Chelsea. We are fucked, we will be exposed
LA seem nore confident now, but Jiroo is killing their attacks
>>149232658>ourBrexit means Brexit
How are the replays this bad, USbros?
>Boca vs Benfica in Miami
Sold out, they'll crawl through the AC vents n shieet
>>149232654is the dialogue about the big ol women in san antonio?
>>149232658Boca will fuck your Benfica.
Cole Palmer FC desu
Teams will start shutting him out and Chelsea are cooked
>>149232657Ahh, ty. I remember they having a twink gk
>venzualian rref give only yellow to venzuilian player
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>Soteldo wears kids shirts
Why would you say this on tv? Commentators are ruthless.
>>149232655Bro the tournament already started and that's not happening (except to the one amateur team)
>>149232617yuropoor farmers which gave them strength to turn into the Batterers of Betis in the final
>>149232523Are the prostitutes easy to find/attractive? I saw a documentary recently that the prostitutes there drink cow hormones to get bigger breasts thighs and ass
>>149232571I used to think that Estevรฃo wouldn't have space in Chelsea's current team. It seems that I was quite mistaken.
>>149232681ah kepa?
he missed a penalty in the cup final so they got rid of him
hes at arsenal now
>>149232678Please dont expose us again. We are still recuperating after yesterday
>>149232674guaranteeeeeeeeed
>>149232682Self-hating nation
I'm starting to think Chelsea might not be very good
>>149232550no te creas las bolas del papa uruputo
>>149232555not even trying
>>149232566menti, soi boliviano pero en otros partidos digo que onions chileno pa que no jodan tanto equisde
>>149232592170
>>149232692wtf that so crazy, will ask a friend who frequent them to see if true
Cole Palmer looks like he'd fit in in the MLS
>>149232572There's only one female ranger in Zyuranger. The American version made the yellow ranger a girl but actually it was a man originally.
Considering what you want is some pictures of Sentai girls I think I can just share this site
http://tokusatsuheroine.seesaa.net/article/382876961.html
The girl in the article is from Dairanger (the next series after Zyuranger).
You can navigate to other galleries too by clicking on the arrows (<< >>) or TOP at the top banner.
>lmao arabic commntary calling americans fat and ugly and mutts and he wished WC club was in italy so he could see cuties
>>149232708they've played fine, just zoomers expecting lafc to be like auckland
DELAP
FINALLY
George out of position mmmmm
>>149232685manlets are unironically seen as subhumans by everyone, it's politically correct to mock and isolate them
>>149232713Bolivians are mountain pajeets.
>>149232695Kek, that i remember
keep posting bundas, please
Is that... Is that... IS THAT SOCCER SUPERSTAR LIAM DELAP MAKING HIS DEBUT??????? Hoooooly shit, what a signing by Chelski
>>149232128post her weewee
>>149232724It's (((free))) for a reason retard. Pay up and you won't see them
>>149232734i lived next to corumba bro
>>149232713Nothing wrong with being Bolivian, mate. Don't take what you read here too seriously. Too many retards with pent up frustration.
me irรฉ a jalar plebada
Monterrey would booty blast both these shitters
how big is madueke forhead
>>149232698If benfica humiliate boca it will shattwr argentina's pride.
>>149232720>those swimsuit picsyabe
gas
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>Bad Taste
imagine going through life with a name like that
>>149232721He didn't say mutts
>>149232761cool it with the anti semetism
>>149232759Boca will murderball Benfica and make us proud.
>>149232766Looks like the average zoomer here.
There was a lady in the stand with a huuuuge chin
>>149232759I thought BR teams buying their best players and dominating Copa Libertadores already did that
>>149232724>Beer>GamblingReally makes you think, impulsive people are big money
>>149232781no he was proof you don't need a good GK to win a world cup
>>149232746does dazn have georestrictions?
LAs final pass is so bad, man. They could have easily scored a couple goals now.
why are the bbc bullying fifa
wtf
>>149232713Is the economy that bad in Bolivia that you're moving to INDIA for a better wage or are you a master at some specialized skill? Indians choose to live as literal slaves in Qatar.
>>149232678Palmeiras couldn't get one in against the worst Porto of the past 50 years that got absolutely mogged by Benfica TWICE this season, where does that put Boca in comparison since they're a worse side than Palmeiras?
chelsea are dogshit. they can't play for shit
>Boca will the first Argentinian team playing in this club world cup
>Brazilian teams have not lost yet.
>>149232759Would a Corinthians fan feel bad if Palmeiras had lost yesterday? I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Boca gets raped.
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chelse really fucking sucks
>>1492328012022 even further proved that
CAM ON LA GALAXY
FIGHT
AND WIN
>>149232808there is quite literally no dollars in Bolivia, previous socialist goverment bought gasoline at 3$ and sold it to the locals for 1$ for many years to please them in their utopia ideology that "our gasoline is cheap" and that shit lasted for years until 2025, now there is literally not a single dollar penny, NONE
>>149232805No, you can use a vpn and login to any of the DAZN countries. You will end up getting their language commentary if they have their own tho.
>>149232824Is that lesbian kino?
>Chelsea can't score more than 1 goal on an MLS team that got in through DEI
Lads I think this tournament was a mistake after all, European teams will get exposed
>>149232824I don't know if thats a real japanese girl or that disney pop star chick in one of her forms
>>149232817This man probably posts on /fa/.
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Palmer is so shit, don't want to hear anyone say he's elite just because of a fluke purple patch.
>I was raped in the Summer of 92 by a bunch of african americans
Which wrestler am i?
>>149232837we deserve this for sending teams like chelsea and porto
>>149232834Yes
>>149232855May I please have the code?
>>149232808also the govt said if some companies are found with extra stock they will get saved in customs, and their bank accounts will have problems, many companies moved their dollars from bolivia banks to other countries banks, so even less dollars, we just need a coup to a right wing capitalist party, we need a MELEI NOW
Uh, Chelseabros? Why is an MLS team near scoring so much?
>>149232865mirin' that silver coat
Really like LA not being afraid at all anymore this 2nd half.
>Chelsea 1-0
>Porto 0-0
>Bayern 10-0
why are germans like this?
>>149232855you got my attention, england
>>149232789Kinda, but since boca is managing to avoid humiliation they are kinda avoiding a full blown shame
If Ryan fucking Hollingshead scores against Chelsea I would die laughing
Quadroon Palmer wish that he could be as talented as this quadroon.
>>149232874Wrong, i am Chris Benoit
>>149232896no
>>149232868sorry i dunno, the slag in the middle is aika tho
>>149232888Their government doesn't allow them vent their anger in other ways.
>>149232816Isnt argentina 70% boca fans?
>>149232900now thats a talented cutie pie
why is cuckurella trying to steal the spotlight
>>149232888Whats so bad about it?
>>149232896He was an Arsenal legend
so no.
>>149232873Bayern went overboard and it was a bad look for the tournament, so there were new orders from Infantino:
>NO-A MORE-AY 10-0S! GRAZI!
>>149232912Yeah, and it just so happens they are also 70% bolivian now. What a funny coincidence.
Cucurela is so easy to hate.
Someone kill him
>>149232921How the fuck do you have power?
>>149232626it's like he's getting boned from behind but you cropped the image
>>149232930t. Joao Bรผndchen
How the hell is Chelsea struggling against a MLeLS side
>>149232942this is marescaball
>>14923292510-0 doesn't count against an amateur team
wasnt the premier league supposed to be the top league of the world, how are they struggling to put the nail in the coffin against a mlelsoy team
>>149232942chelsir is a conference league side
>>149232942i swear some of you havnt watched chelsea since abramovic left
this is what they are now
Enzo fernandes kill cucurela
I like how MLS has some teams that play somewhat decently considering it's not UEFA, but the whole world still sees the entire league as amateur and McDonald's workers league. To the point of people getting surprised one of the best MLS teams is only losing 1-0 to Chelsea
the only thing i know about Caicedo is that NIGGER tweet
Fucking kek, why are MLS teams so bad at finishing
>>149232896He eliminated englel, so yes
>>149232801>>149232909poounited fan detected
>>149232962Me when someone gives me a wedgie.
>>149232942euros overestimate themselves especially when it comes to clubs. They are the best teams but they legitimately thought every game would be 6-0 or some shit
Really should be 1-1 by now.
2 billion well spent mr boehly
>>149232962He's a good looking boy
Imagine if LA manages to snatch a draw.
Chelsea will never be able to live it down.
>>149232965The team with most exposure right now consist on a bunch of 40 years old and the most rancid Argentinian players you could think of. I think that's what distorts their vision.
Palmeiras would of destroyed these teams btw
kek this is the story of Chelsea's season
play utter dogshit and then win
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO FERNANDEZ
Uefa bros, imagine what MENGรO will do to us if LA is able to dominate our teams
>>149232990>they legitimately thought every game would be 6-0 or some shityeah this is me
When the whole Ukraine thing blows over, which team is my boy Abramovichngz buying?
Let's all laugh at LAF for missing 10x chances
lmao i remember Lloris being better than this
go home old man
>>149232837Chelsea are only in because they won the CL 5 years ago. Reece James is the only player from that team still playing and he's a permacrock
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lloris looks 50
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
EAT SHIT REST OF THE WORLD
>>149233017tottenham hotspur
>>149233015Don't take this personally but British people do seem to be the most guilty of this thinking.
>waste 1000 chances to score
>opponent scores in 1 good chance
gg
>>149232990Euro teams aren't even taking this competition serious, some players are already in vacation after international matches, many have also not been fielding their usual starting 11, the season is literally over for euro teams, MLS on the other hand are currently in the middle of theirs aren't they?
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THERES ONLY ONE MAN UNITED
THE BIGGEST SPORTS TEAM IN THE WORLD
>>149231982this nigga was right
Mexibros, would America fare better?
I am seething fellow ABCchads but this was inevitable
LAFC had zero offensive cohesion today
Lloris riveted to his line kek
era penal for LA let's be honest
why can't MLS teams score?
Do euros or firsties have the "missed goals are goals against" expression?
>>1492330362021 was 4 years ago, and to be fair that's true about all the teams that won shit in 2021. Massive error on FIFA's part.
>Getting dog walked by maresca chelsea playing in 2nd gear
>>149233052The refs would have America a penalty after that chance
So yes
lafc has no remotely decent finisher
FLAMENGO vs CHELSEA
top 10 biggest club in England
>>149233037The Euro Vase and a ticket to Champions League football somehow
>>149233076They say "Drowned African immigrants are missed BBCs" instead.
Someone fucking bake the final bread
>be American
>don't shoot
uh?
these niggas in a dogfight against some MLS shitters LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149233052No, Chelsea already played America in a friendly with their B team a few months ago and they won like 4-0.
>>149233076>missed goals are goals against"?
You know at the end of the day LA tried their best helding their ground and creating some chances against an elite european team that is levels ahead of them
>>149233078yeah, im not sure why they did it
just because you were good 4 years ago doesnt mean youll be good now
but they couldnt just have all this years CL teams because people would say its too similar
>>149233092for 7 minutes? just stay here next to me hun
this guy is considered white in argentina
>>149233106"missed goals are own goals"
>>149233090We do say that
Holy based, thats Essugo, my nigga
>>149232965There can only be 1 McLeague
have commentators said anything about how empty the stadium is?
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>>149233076ive heard a good save is as good as a goal
man united
liverpool
arsenal
are the big teams
chelsea probably the next team with lestah city spurs
>>149233097a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be
>>149233090Thats kinda fax tho
LAFCbros, so it happened again...
>>149233131never ever
our media sucks american dick 24/7
I only saw the opening game, the Bayern game and some of this one, what were the other games like so far? Anyone look particularly good or shit?
>>149233106>Goles errados son goles que te hacenSomething like: every goal you miss is a goal they score on you.
>>149233143For people in their 20s or 30s, Chelsea is bigger than Arsenal. Don't shoot the messenger.
>>149233151Tell them to keep going so we can finally fucking finish
>>149233152Palmeiras and Botafogo are looking like champions league contenders. Im glad they are across the ocean
>>149233151>our mediaWe're broadcasting this shit?
ngl chelsea's xG will look grim after this match
>>149233153damn, rasmus hojlund scored like 50 goals (in his own net) this season
>>149233152The only good one yesterday was the 3rd game. The brazilians, pure sovl in the stadium throughout the whole match. Went to sleep for the 4th game. Slurpers so far
talking seriously, Chelsea has some horrirific problems in defense, especially behind their wings
>Kane
>Palmer
See you lads Wednesday for Jude to be thoroughly underwhelming and complete the trio.
>>149233131arabic commentary , yes
>>149233152Kane had an absolute disasterclass managing to score 0 goals against part time coca cola salesmen (the game ended 10-0)
>Leรณn died for this
Good, fuck them
>>149233149we can blame day laborers in the stands, we can blame ICE raids, we can blame being shit at finishing...
>>149233110yeah but there have been 4 full seasons since they won it
>>149233122>>149233076No but we have the expression 'a save as good as a goal'
>>149233152Porto Palmeiras was half decent rest has been rubbish but didn't see botafogo last night
>>149233161>For people in their 20s or 30s, Chelsea is bigger than Arsenal.Only if they are retarded.
>>149233168pro tv, pro arena si voyo
>>149233152porto looked a little weak
>>149233122>>149233153Not scoring an obvious equalizer is believed to lead to another goal against you but we dont have a saying for it in Germany.
>Tyreek George
>Essugo
>Quenda
>Estevรฃo
The future is bright at Chelsea FC
>>149233161arsenal has a cult like following across the entire world not just in the uk
Why do I keep getting ads for prep?
>>149233178State of the Bundesliga when he can break so many of their attacking records.
>>149233131I don't think DAZN commentators are allowed to say shit like this
>Delap seems smarter than Jackson
:,)
>>149233199chelsea are the kings of signing 'literally who's
>>149233192Chelsea is the team with 2 UCL for them
How many for Arsenal again?
>>149233054Malik Tillman's older brother
>>149233206ong this conehead ass nigga finna boutta win the bundes this year frfr
>>149233164>>149233173>>149233191>>149233195>genuine answersthanks
I might watch the Boca game for a bit because I imagine they'll make a proper effort at least
>>149233152it has had some kino moments
>>149233203More like state of Kane when even shitters like Coman scores a brace, kek
Even Mรผllel scored 2
>>149233199They spent over a billion and yet their squad looks AI generated.
>>149232604aren't bolivians like 160cm amerindian midgets?
>>149233161I'm in my 30s and to me Chelsea is still Frank Sinclair scoring own goals on a brown pitch
>>149233223Ysah mid euro teams against sudacas are the games I'm looking fwd to most
>>149233192Arsenal fans are jokes here. If you admit you like arsenal in the states someone will call you retarded no matter what club they support
>>149233228Its an investment. They will collect the rewards in 10 years
>>149233214Arsenal have more league wins than Chelsea. That's all that matters. Chelsea could have more UCLs than RM and they still would be below Arsenal if they haven't surpassed them in the domestic league.
>>149233234Based Punjabi boomer.
>>149233143>ArsenalOk but remove all the...lesser races that support this team, how many non subsaharan african fans do they really have?
>>149233201I don't think that's what people mean when they call themselves "gooners"
FUCK MAN CITY
https://youtu.be/GoUxqg7Tzcc?si=B9pfWBe-t4CT40e5
https://youtu.be/GoUxqg7Tzcc?si=B9pfWBe-t4CT40e5
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Chelsea dont really look that impressive this season desu
Will be interesting to see them play against other top teams
>>149233252Ah so this is the 'cult following' the other anon is referring to.
Damn, i wish my club was this big
>>149233237You probably have to be retarded or a masochist to be an Arsenal fan, especially outside of London, yes. Not sure what's your point.
unpopular truth
LA Mexicans are more Mexican than DF Mexicans
>>149233199Chelsea has initiated a pacey african trade since Roman left.
>>149233241Yes because zoomers and millennials are known for caring about league titles won 50 years ago and not recent successes.
Pvt Hernandez, please, learn how to read.
I need Gianni Infantino killed like expeditiously. What a genuine kike that is ruining the sport
Good match for LA, feel like they showed have scored 1 goal atleast.
>>149233194>this niga is actually romanian instead of an american on a vpn dayum
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>>149233195A little is an understatement, I've never seen Porto like this, it unironically is the worst Porto of the past 50 years.
Pedro Neto masterclass
We will win the world cup (the actual world cup, not this shit)
>>149233262i've seen this happen sometimes when good teams face bad ones and underperform
the opponent plays in a way they are not used with and throws their own playstyle off
>>149233271disappointing scenes
>>149233303i remember these memes from over a decade ago.
>>149233241Arsenal's last league title was over 20 years ago
>>149233195They finished below Ferencvaros and Plzen in Evropa
>>149233285>Yes because zoomers and millennials are known for caring about league titles won 50 years ago and not recent successes.Like I said, they can think that Chelsea is the bigger club if they are retarded. Are you retarded?
from the 90th minute i knew chelsea was gonna win this 2-0
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>>149233289eh he could be a lot worse
>>149233292True desu
They had some good passes, pressed and created counter attacks, but you could clearly see the gap in physicality, stamina and experience which hindered all their attempts, especially in 1v1 against chelsea deffnenders/midfielders where LA players just couldn't pass them
Also lack of finishing skills
>>149233297anon have see how Benfica lost the two domestic titles literally on extra time? I don't know how you recover from such unluckiness and incompetence.
>>149233383The league was cheer incompetence, back to back after winning an important match they wouldn't win the next 1-2.
The cup however was robbery of the highest order, seconds before the equalizer they kicked pasta mans head and elbowed him, the ref and VAR literally got shit by the federation afterwards.
LAFC played pretty well all things considered