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>>149236494 (OP)
Yeah this one maybe

>NOOo you can't use this heckin thread it was made a-ACK!!!!!

>>149236660
no one is stopping you. no one even said that.

>>149236494 (OP)
VERY COOL!

>no one is stopping you. no one ev-ACK

>>149236715
Preemptively heemed your post. Bet you deleted out of embarrassment. Can already tell. kek little faggot.

I am waiting for it

>>149236757
Take a shower.

>>149236757
It was his thread b don't bully him

Finland

it will burn

vosgrone and tom's demented son look like they'd be good friends, a tag team of shoe pooping the world has never seen

>>149236843
talmbout iran b

Why are they hosting in azerbaijan. Azerbaijan genocided and expelled all the Armenians. They dont like christians like most of the UFC is

>>149236859
Europe.

>>149236776
No need to be this upset little guy. Let's all calm down.

>>149236872
how many armans are there?

>>149236899
Too many

>anthony smith

marcel dorff is the fabrizio romano of mma

>>149236883
Take a shower.

>>149236923
Showering in your mom's pussy mucus

>>149236923
This man made me develop type 2 diabetes

>>149236952
Milk not soda ya fewl

>>149236951
see >>149236883

>>149236952
i believe it was the coca cola

And there's nothing you can do about it. Poor little gents. Keep sharpening your swords as we refill our pens...

>>149236538
This doo looks like a pervert

nose protruding rudely, very disrespectful!

>>149237002

Attorney Smith

>>149237097
he looks like a baby with a grown mans body. Baby Nigga.

Ben Askren is awake and smoking cigars

Dana could easily get Askren to the top of the lung transplant line. But he doesn't. Disgusting.

Back then Ben disrespected Kamaru by calling him Marty, now Ben's down and Usman is up. Karma's a bitch!

Ben Askren just went skydiving, rocky mountain climbing and 2.7 seconds on a bull named fu manchu

>>149237227
No. He exposed that Poosman was known as, and called himself Marty and it wasn't just a nickname by his evil le racist wrestling coach. Ben hated Colby far more and was rooting for Poosman so this proves he was telling the truth I'm afraid.

Izzy does have the body of a 55yo ripped crackhead

>>149237300
Karma says otherwise I'm fearful of declaring

Has Ben Askren died yet?

>>149237363

Tom Aspinall, Dustin Poirier and Colby Covington were on an airplane. The pilot suddenly died and the plane was plummeting to the ground. The three fighters searched the plane and found there was only one parachute.
Tom Aspinall said "I should get the parachute, I'm interim heavyweight champ and I finish everybody and the champ is ducking me."
Dustin Poirier said "I should get the parachute. I was interim lightweight champion and I am fighting for the BMF belt and I've had four title fights."
Colby Covington got the doctor to stop the flight over a cut and they all lived.

>>149237452
Not funny I’m afraid

>>149237544
scared bitch

We're going to do it.

They will not contain it.

>>149237544
You've never been in a life or death situation like in my anecdote so your opinion is discarded.

>>149237452
insert Tom's son as the reason for the failure because he shit all over the cockpit controls

>Tom opens his parachute
>bunch of poop falls out

>>149237725
>Poirier confronts Tom with a poop filled Puma he found in the engine

Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Islam Makhachev:
Australia don't have wrestling brother

he's retarded now please understand

Kai Kamaka France

Ku Klux France

>>149237315
Speaking of crackheads, a crackhead bum heemed a K-1 champion stiff

Undefeated professional boxer Darren Till

Oh great that moroccan russian is fighting again

>unfunny comedians heemed k-1 champs
>random crackheads heemed k-1 champs
>unranked bum heemed k-1 champs
you could wager anyone in this thread can heem a k-1 champ

>>149238114
Semmy schlit can permaheem all current heavyweights with a jab

*brutally decisions you*

>>149238200
sad but true one leg kick from hightower would knock Jones legs off and send them flying over a forest

>>149238337
when you tell me to turn on my monitor but I have to ref your fight

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and you will win.

>>149238486
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Hasbulla vs Perversu in a Detroit Alley match

>>149238355
>lost to fedor
Same as cro bum, i am afraid he gets simulated by Schaub

dustin poirier is 0-4 in championship fights

>>149238647
the Colby Covington of MMA

Europe will have their war.

>>149238561
Jon has never felt a BWC like Sammy's, his choco clitty would be oiled and boiled to bursting by The Pride Of Moldova Samuel Schilt

>>149238647
good thing his retirement fight is not for the belt

>>149238705
it already did, twice.

bu'h who will faeed the browns if we goes to wa'h like

I know Ben is going to pull through this, it takes more than staph to take him out, like a flying knee at full speed directly to his skull.

>>149238746
it's for the BMF belt, retard

Its us or them.

>>149238840
meng is still lineal champ I am afraid

>>149238866
meng was DQ'd from the inaugural BMF bout for crotchsniffing

>>149238913
Luke lookin like a One Piece character

>>149237357
You're fearful deep down because you know you're wrong. Ben is dealing with Karma from the Robbie Lawler fight. Everything he said about Usman was true. And he was promoting Usman over Colby. But you're too cazzie to know any of this, I can confidently say.

>>149238809
let's not give masvidal any ideas now

>>149238908
not according to the official commission

>>149238908
b-but meng said he hates crotch sniffing???? and you aren't a real one if you crotch sniff?? wtf is this?

I am the african fighter in the UFC, me and cameron.

>turn YOUR monitor on

>>149238913
zestmaxx brock was unstoppable

Here is what i do to a K-1 sissy

john danaher's shit falls apart once striking gets involved

Ilia is the last drawl left in the UFC they better start fucking scrambling

You know you show your true colors after a fight. And this fucking guy, you know what he said to me? He walked up and said, "Do you know where you are buddeh? Do you know where you are *duaaugh*?"

High kick the K-1 sissy to her where her place is that

when does the espn deal expire?

https://youtu.be/631jl6uZOjw?si=52SyD4A40oCxAiAh

no this nigga did not just AI upscale that rockhold snippet

>>149239048
*High kick the K-1 sissy to show her where her place is at

Make a K-1 sissy tap

“When I saw his hair was braided and he’s got those face tattoos, I was like, f—. That’s how people see me.

“It was just so embarrassing,” O’Malley continued.

https://bloodyelbow.com/2025/06/16/sean-omalley-says-he-might-get-makeover-after-cody-garbrandt-eye-opener-at-ufc-atlanta/

>>149239160
this nigga so fucking gay

I can relate to wild animals, serial killers and Mike Platinum Perry. Strong as I am

>>149239096
Turn on your monitor.

everyone loves ciryl gane

>>149239048
oh nonono Mirkosissies!

>>149239202
many are saying this

Hanging with tha boyyyyyzzz

I have used a monitor in over ten years you retards can't just use a HDMI to a TV or what

>>149239218
many fags are

my monitor is currently on

Cut the monitors! Cut the monitors!

>shaw shaw

>>149239160
Glad he is having ego death after realizing he is a little tiny twink but he is correct it was hard watching that eye sore cody he used to be handsome what a fucking retard

>>149239229
turn on your monitor

>>149239289
I did.. and I see a fag. OMG IT'S YOU

>>149239221
This lucky sob had a three sum with PVZ and miesha tate that night

>>149239284
no he means it as "when they don't see me deliver they see me like that"

Pingas!!

https://youtu.be/Oa_lqpjDJeo?si=61g4TVpd6toKwQFH

>>149239025
>rematch
1 lucky kick vs 23 elbows
K1-chad messed him up desu

>>149239400
Oh I thought it was being a tattooed freak kek

You guys aren't gonna get away with this!

overall quality of literally any form of entertainment has fell like a fucking asteroid in the past... shit almost 15 years now, to the point you need to have negative standards to even tolerate it, and I can't help but wonder what the romans felt during the last days of the empire

Put on your shoes.
>squish squish

>>149239555
Grow up and create your own happiness.

>>149239507
I think that if he any form of self awareness he wouldn't have reached the "let's put scribbles on my face" point to begin with

>>149239480
When the K-1 sissy starts coping, she gets the follow up SCHAUB

>>149239581
It is only by creating that that that that that that that joy that you can be in the zone.

>>149239574
>Tom puts on his first shoe *squish*
>Puts on second shoe *also squish*
Bloody hell mate...

>>149239581
I figured that out but I don't really know how to do it, and the question about the ancients remains

>>149239666
Roman's quelled the gnawing hole within the soul of men with great projects and conquest.

>>149239722
are you suggesting that we have to take over some other general?

>>149239555
Didn't ask

Romans invented the first known clitty cage

>>149239748
You said it not me.

romans were retards you had to go to a schaub hall where all the tills were out in the open facing each other

>>149239812
>not enough of a man to take a shit while deathstaring someone
ngmi

https://youtube.com/shorts/N9pp-SSSSFM?si=xNW79mZb_yRtHheW

https://youtube.com/shorts/uqCyIvT5m94?si=w9iaKMsJMhwjwMc2

remember when Joe Rogan showed GSP how to do the perfect spin kick? THAT WAS INSANE!

Yeah, we don't do that here.

islam relinquished his title to become an unranked welterweight

>>149238337
that fuckin ref isn't allowed to ref anymore in the ufc

>>149239160
Wake up Sean its almost over

Volk wonked ilia's nose

la leyenda [female] gets STOPPED by the oirish bull.

for me its ilia tadpolea
(imagine a picture of a tadpole with ilia's head crudely pasted on)

>>149240143
Both get their noses wonked by Volk

>>149239555
Depends where you look; I feel you saying that is an admission that you are only looking at mainstream media. Music, videogames and film have had some brilliant releases over the last decade. But all you do is eat sloppa. Now buy that Michael Chandler fightkit you turd burgler.

>>149240169
fire up paint and make that picture, you have no excuses

>>149240184
goob would do to golk what he did to mendes and i say this as a golk slurper

>>149240206
Rare good leaf post

>>149239555
influx of brown retards has brought the overall goodness down? say it ain't so bappa

>>149240236
No idea who golk is, never heard of him, must be a bellator bum and bellator bums are victims for Mario Bautista to hunt and expose.

patchy golk

and i tells that nigga "hands behind your back for you are under arrest"

From a frickin show folks

>>149239990
>Nick Diaz POSSESSED?! w/ special guest Krystof Sozyznki :fire: :fire: :100:

Golkanovski

I just realized the homie in the back spawns another homie from under his shirt near the end

Stockton is a scary place

>HELP!

SOON

>>149239555

>>149240450
Wow

>>149240449
I own stockton

>15 years ago is when GSP went through a decade of decisions, man i miss that time, now you get heems regularly, shit sucks dude
Willing to wager this faggot is 20 yo max and has never watched a single pride fight

>>149240471
I look like this and I also say this.

>>149240510
Interesting

Pride was fixed they admitted it

Disc golf is gaining more and more ground in the UFC

SOON

>>149240551

Wow sneed really is handsome af, some guys have all the luck

>>149240532
oh so its in working order now?

>>149240599
yeah they're Rizin now

Gilbert did NOT take a dive

>>149240599
nanomachines have fixed shogun's knees and wanderlei's chin, it's time

>>149240529
What were the charges?

Ok let's see this ''it was better 15 years ago''.
Before Gooby slept him, aldo was a massive decisionator with one heem every 3 years
Wow bro, miss that era so much

>>149240641
being too damn fine apparently

>>149240579

>>149240099
>that fuckin ref
show some respect to your fellow countryman

>>149240680
pffft ahahaha really? that explains the gaethje cerrone fight now

>>149240663
>met up with UFC hall of famer Lyoto Machida and enjoyed a treat! #powerslapmywife #pissbrau #rioweewee

>>149240643
heems are the cowards way out, decisioning your opponent means you're confident in your abilities over the entirety of a fight

>6'7"
>135 pounds
>Pin point and lightning speed accuracy

Imagine if he fucking cared about fighting in some cold, damp warehouse

>>149240761
Forgot pic

>>149240761
>5'5" welterweight
>90% of body is covered in tattoos
>killed his last opponent to death

super mario

heem me up inside
(dont heem up)

Rape Dana White

Nuclear war is imminent as reported by Mike Platinum Perry

>>149240823
>cyborg vs kunitskaya
and people complain now

Nuclear Platinum Perry

I like how the UFC steals ideas constantly but nobody can anything about it

>>149240996
What idea did they steal?

>>149240996
We don't slander the UFC here.

>>149241012
They stole the pit from Karate Combat for UFC BJJ

>>149240819
HEEM ME FROM THE CAN THAT I'VE BECOME

>>149241031
Karate Combat didn't invent pits retard

>>149241057
>ariel helvani

Karate shartbat isn't worth to hold the UFCs coattails

Miss the era where GSP snoozed decisions for decades wow, 15 years ago man WOW everything is le bad now

>>149241102
my nigga giuseppe was able to win fights just by having a good jab and knowing how to wrestle. joke ah sport

>>149241102
oooh dear I completely mindwiped that Jake Shields fight

The house sorry backyard one was pretty kino ngl

at least the Condit fight I do remember cause there was a moment when Condit nearly heemed him with a head kick but that was really the only thing that stood out. only exciting gsp decision I can think of was fitch and thats just cause he beat the absolute shit out of fitch

Kamaru Oozeman

"Kamaru" Usman "Khabib" Nurmagomedov

GSP looked like Brad Pitt in fight club and that was the it movie so he was a drawl despite being a boring shitter

>>149241218

heeminder gooby woulda butt scooted out that bitch if the medical staff hadn't stopped him

Kamaru Khabib

Muchacho Magomedov

>>149239037

I want Dana to get even fatter and start sporting a monk's tonsure

>>149241232
Another victim of roid ego dude really thought he could kick through diamond

>>149241102
the man toyed with his opponents, he could've finished hardy, Shields, koshcheck but he made them suffer ended koshs career, made hardy a commentator and made Shields a gay retard on twitter.

>>149241279
yeh you wish mate

oh man this ufc bjj guy's son has autism

>>149241315
that's your dad bro

Them being nerds is a hard sell Ari isn't thinking his best right now

are you guys watching anything?

>>149241232
its noine of ya fooken beezewax

>>149241342
YEAH IM WATCHING..... YOUR MOM
HEHEHRJEHEHEJHQHYHUAG

>>149241342
riki-oh: the story of ricky

>>149241352
No way they gave him custom shorts but not Jamawl

>>149241352
yo those are the sickest custom shorts by a country mile

>>149241352
didn't realize Rountree was a jeet

ARGH

>>149241342
Anthony Fantano review Carter 6

>>149241328
fuck up fore i touch you up wit the blue tip

*slips*

>>149241458

>>149241465
I really don't get the Nina thing there's hotter chicks working at Target

HUAG

>>149241465
Would not let these sluts out the house wearing those clown outfits lmao what happened to style

>>149241482
Talmbout Target, the official shop of pawg milfs?

>>149241465
3>1>2

>>149241482
she's hot but not too hot, doofus

Wasn't funny the first 30 times dumb retard faggit

>>149241530
Sorry

>>149241510
>me creeping up on pink bike shorts in produce

>>149241530
Yes it was

>>149241440
damn he has 6 of them I think I stopped at Carter 3

Finna heem my meng until it's Askren

>>149241568
That's honestly a good place to stop b. I wouldn't go any further if you enjoy Carter 3.

>>149241465
The cunt on the left looks like a doll the thing on the right... the one on the middle doesn't look too bad

>>149241308
that's CGI

I'm watching cop heems

>>149241570
Those panties ain't it

>>149241643
>tiktok
you have to go back

>>149241649
Randy Couture lookin' JACKED baby

BE PLAYFUL IN THERE
BE PLAYFUL

>>149241666
Stop being friggin gay

>>149241780
Hate this fag

>>149241780
Rob is gettin zeemed

Keep Ben in your hearts

>>149241820
No thanks.

WHEN THIS GUY HAS SEX WITH MEN HE TKOS THEM
WHEN I HAVE SEX WITH MEN THEY DONT FUCKIN MOVE

>>149241371
YOU ARE ALL FREE NOOOOOOOOOW

marvin vettori EARNED that ppv comain spot by jobbing to dolidze in the apex let’s get robocop to comain ufc 319

>>149241893
Hate that fag

>>149241820
Hate that fag

hopefully charles pulls out and we get a real title fight

>>149241971
No way easy money getting heemed right to sleep and waking up back in his favela with 250k

>>149241102
Gane-esque proficiency

If it wasn't for Ilia we would have volk and max pitter pattering for 3 more years apologize

>>149241780
The Chin will be there.

>>149242077
do NOT look up who the current featherweight champ is

>>149242101
The Brazza in the green hoodie is talking, shut up and listen

>>149242101
brazza in the green hoodie...

>>149242097
Props to Bo for taking this fight pretty sure he is still on shitty contract

>>149241352
410,757,864,530 recited Sutras.

>>149241649
My fav
https://youtu.be/NqxTf-Vz12o?si=SsGVd3k3_lSrwWWw

>>149237002
chills....

>>149242097
What an little bitch.

>>149237002

Pathetic to see, really...

>>149241278
Classic.

>>149242337
Lucretius Rockhold would show LEVELS to that jobber.

Michael Bisping is in the new Naked Gun and IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT

Hey bussy, you still there?

lotta people saying they're tough guys, some might be real tough but other might just be weak people. but I know what I'm capable of. If I ever saw any of you in real life I'd give you sweet kisses on the forehead and you wouldn't do shit.

Islam never wanted to move to 170 when Usman was champion. Some contender series bum gets the belt from belel and suddenly he moves up immedietly. Food for thought.

>>149242414
I would shoot your gay ass dead

>>149242446
Lightweight and heavy are the only divisions that matter

>>149242411

>>149242446
Last time a champ thought another champ was easy work was Jan/Adesanya

You're laughing? Mutts are literally about to drafted to die in a random desert, and you're laughing?

any news on bj penn?

>>149242526
two more weeks b

>>149242526
Trump said no more wars b

>>149242526
Shit I want laughing but I am rn

>>149242526
What makes someone an mutt? Hoenst question

>>149242526
dying for Israel is the ultimate KWABOTY status
I bet Sean Strickland is such a good goy he would do it

>>149242611
Being anything other than taiwanese

mutts are the strongest breed in dogs, less prone to genetic disorders

Nice mutt

OHHHHHHHH
FORWARD MARCH

>>149242676
We directly blew up their general salami in Trump Term 1 and never went to war.

>>149242676
Zoroaster is weeping as we speak.

>>149242679
That's Khabib Nurmagomedov, famous former UFC Lightweight Champion

I really think garth is a bad matchup for tapturo

>>149242648
Not really, mixed race mutts are prone to genetic problems liek outbreeding depression and blood problems aswell, their parents can't donate blood or a bone marrow to their offspring since they are incompatible
A mutt essentually has nothing in common with either of his parents, he is stuck between two things and that drives them insane sometimes

Usman? Dude has no knees, hes toast.

>>149243064
Do you think outbreeding depression refers to clinical depression?

>>149242526
There will never be a draft again unless there's a world war

>>149243064
I made that graph and I'm a scientist

>>149242645

>>149243127
it's the mutt equivalent of being inbred with significantly differing genetic long sequences that encode things like disease immunity are broken hence why mutts have high disease rates.

>>149236790
>>149236741
>>149236494 (OP)
>Garbage like this exists.
>You can actually sell it to consumercuck tools.

>>149243230
>Amerimutt, mutting on mutts.
>DISEASE HIGH! MUTT BAD!
Do you have any relevant data to prove that?

>hey we need you for ufc 300. ur belts on the line kid
>yes sir, anything you say sir
like bro just say no. he could have leveraged the bmf belt for a title shot vs touporia

>>149243280
Why are you angry, are you mixed race?

Heem is shit right now

this weekend's card is pretty sick
like a solid 6.75/10 on paper

>>149243242
this nigga never took an alpha brain before

>>149243230
The equivalent of outbreeding depression is inbreeding depression.

>>149243349
for reference what was last weeks card on paper?

There's no such thing as outbreeding depression you alt right shitlord

UFC 300 WOW! What an event that was!

popped an alpha brain im sweatin

NIGGER HEIL HITLER

Buckley just needed to get that monkey off his back.

stop impersonating me

popped an alpha brain im thinkin'

UFC won't get better until the fans boo Trump

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Revved the mixed race mutts

UFC wow what a company!

>>149243458
They're revved as sheeeeit b

Sneeds right Im revved hard as fuck rn

>>149243479
An certified independent panel of real ones confirmed this.

ZAMN nigga you SHIT outta that thing?

>Sorry Timmy. Destiny calls...
SOON

just stole a fresh melon off Sneed Island and he's none the wiser

we've never seen BJ look so motivated before
>gunfire erupts

>>149243396
It is, it exists in Europeans who significantly interbreeded with Neanderthals to the point of their DNA being about a twentieth Neanderthal compared to about a thousandth with most other populations.

BJP

UFC Africa

Stole a melon Im sweatin'

ting ting steal has outbreeding depression and that's why he got exposed

watermelon melon vs honeydew melon

Jon Jones is pretty darn cute

>>149243581
jon afriga

Kody "Melons of" Steele

Posted Kody Steele now I'm sweatin'

>>149243230
>Don't feel like they belong
I fear with our low birth rates... This is us in a matter of years... we're so fucked.

No but seriously i checked all of Schaub's recent videos and he never says ''b'', ''bappa'', messigan or blawbuster, please show me a vid or he says any of these

for me its the honey dew bubble tea (with bobba of course)

>>149243675
>t.

schaub said all those things bappa

>>149243512
>Sorry Dana, destiny calls

>>149243671
kek

>>149243675
bruh its like fazza, they never actually say it but it captures their essence b

Eating seeds is a pastime activity, the toxicity of our city of our city

>>149243512
francis wins easy

>>149243671
What a little slut

>>149243728
>he doesn't remember Khabib dropping to his knees and shouting "FAZZZZZA" to the heavens in the middle of the octagon after his victory over Gaethje

>>149243728
Wait so schaub never said any of these?

>>149243750
I member

>>149243436
I'm also a fan of that post

I'm impersonating you oOoOoOo look at me I'm rerarded

>>149243394
honestly like a strong 5.5/10 but the middle underperformed

Yeah I take Alpha Brain, how could you tell?

>>149243634

i unironically ordered alpha brain in 2012

>>149243634
Badass rifle

>>149243671
What a sultry minx!

Making a 'za, thinking about adding these toppings
>mozzarella
>pecorino
>red onions
>capers
>kalamata olives
>anchovies
>proschuitto
>pinapples
>olive oil
>basil
Thawlts?

>>149243809
don't hawlg at me like that b

why did it have to be Askren in a coma why couldn't it be Schaub I need to rush in an hammerfist that fags corspe while his lil fag son Jaguar or whatever screams and cries

>>149243814
Didn't work huh?

>>149243814
an asian infused with alpha brain must be a beast

>>149243823
Italian here:
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>maybe
>no
>no
>maybe

>>149243829

>>149243823
all these ingredients break my mutt mind, I see red and begin shadow boxing and farting (mostly farting)

>>149243828
>t.nazi
we own the eagles now, bappa.

>>149243840
it didn't do shit as far as I could tell. but it made me have crazy vivid dreams so it had to have some effect on the brain but nothing I could perceive when conscious

>>149243857
AHHHH STOP I'M THE K-1 STRIKER NOT YOU

>>149243871
To be fair youre barely conscious to begin with. Respectfully.

is sex with a condom worth it? I've only ever fucked one girl and it's been raw every single time

If Francis wants back into the UFC he's gonna have to job to Jon Jones and those are just the facts

>>149243675
https://youtu.be/Ba-DK__nOuE?t=3157

Israel is in real trouble here

>>149243871
I guess it doesn't work if you're already at 100%

I clearly felt a tap.

Wanhunnerbercen

I'd smack the fuck out of Schaub and he'd be too retarded to know that I did it because he's a retard

>>149243963
worked mark

>>149243958
hope it's extremely blatant too like Jones hits a diving rolling heel hook

>>149237300
It was a nickname by his coach though, and completely unrelated to racism. Foreign names can be difficult to pronounce, coach was just making his own life a bit easier.
I'm not american so its not my own experience, but I've talked to americans that have wrestled and they tend to say that wrestling coaches are usually pragmatic and don't like to waste time with anything really, so this kind of stuff isn't unusual. Coach was literally too focused on teaching wrestling to put 0.1% mental effort in something unrelated to that is what I'm saying.

>>149243907
If she slobs on your meng before you put the condom on it's not as bad. Or put a tiny bit of lube on your meng so the condom doesn't dry out underneath. That's the secret to make them feel 50% better.. But still only slightly better than heeming your meng by yourself.

i love overexplaining schaub lore to my mma fan friends

I love showing my mma friends the Schaub penis

I could sure go for some Xyience right now

>>149244026
No, that's just what usman says. The whole school called him Marty before that. That's why Askren wasn't even disrespeggen Usman. He was genuinely laughing that he called himself "Kamaru" because he knew who he was from back in the wrestling days. He liked Usman and hated Colby from the start. Usman changed his own name at 8 (when he moved to america lol). Don't believe his lies, whorehay.

Could sure go for some buffalo wings and brisket right now

I don't know what brisket tastes like

steeping tea like a pastime activity

>>149244089
bbq sauce

>>149243962
Thanks so much bapa

>>149244065
https://lopers.com/sports/wrestling/roster/kamarudeen-marty-usman/324

prime askren

someone watch this and give me the summary

https://youtu.be/pLUAykg8EfM?si=Nx-BtXhqzAKA0nUv

>>149244071
Not possible I’m afraid

>Ben Askren's in a better place right now. The UFC will take care of Amy and the kids.

>>149244220
ok I'll watch it so let me get something to eat while I do

>>149243907
Women who have casual sex are more promiscuous than you can imagine. Always wrap it up.

It's my understanding that there is a war going on right now, am I-am I right in this?

>>149244272
shut up nerd

>>149243349
How can you remember all these random dudes whose names end in V

>>149244272
I’m afraid so

if epo is real, how come everyone on epo (half the roster) doesn't have merab like cardio?

>>149244272
TWO WARS?!

first time I've heard about any war

>>149244293
Cuz they’re bulky and even with EPO all that muscle burns through oxygen. Usman is one of the only guys to figure out the sweet spot of roid bulk + EPO

Didn't watch the MMA hour today. Did Ariel breakdown this Israel-Iran matchup?

I mostly just drift between here and /pw/ shit posting and heeming my meng to big tit chubby redheads if I'm honest but nothing is on fire outside so I think I am good

>>149244308
Israel moves like a lightweight but Iran only needs one

Just to be clear, there was never no war.

Why doesn't Usman just get knee replacement surgery? Those are good now.

Post MLB hot takes
>hardmode: be serious

>stack of new Reeboks visible in closet

oh wow all the same repeated jokes when the last 2 countries went to war
durrrr Jew town needs to drag brown ville in deep walders b

>>149244089
overrated like all bbq meats. tastes smoky and fatty. decent on sandwiches tho

My mom got me a Venum fight kit for my birthday.

>>149244327
Unbreakable Titanium Kneegrow.

>>149244358
Inbred.

bellator fighter.... yeesh

>>149244279
I enjoy the sport bapa

the titanium shinbone has been compromised

>>149244382
kek this lying bitch. imagine lying

CONOR MCGREGOR ON TEHRAN STATE TV WAVING THE WHISKEY BOTTLE OF ERADICATION

Respect Israel

Iran missed weight

>>149244485
politely declined

Israel should be forced to vacate if they're going to move up to fight Iran. They still haven't cleared out Gaza. The double champ meme ruined the sport.

fuckin nigga man hows that

Israel has never been out of the first round Mike and we're really gonna see what that initial flurry took out of them in this next round

>>149236494 (OP)
Is this a good alternative to heem? Twitter UFC Community, any users?

Wolt Ihr den totalen Krieg?

>>149244538
he was trying to warn us

Crazy to think that this nigga has the power to wage wars and destroy nations.

what is netanyahu boarding a flight to greece in mma terms?

>>149242097
>ow my tummy

>>149244704
idk

>>149244703
wait til you see what I can do

>>149244743
I’m waiting

>>149244744
patience.

AVICII

>>149244704
darren elkins head kick

if you come at the king you best not miss

Jake Shields: Bum
Umar Nurmagomedov: Bum
Bryce Mitchell: Bum
Belal Magomedov: Bum
All exposed by Shabbos Goys.

>>149244775
you really gonna post crosshairs on a lung during these times bro

People forget man, Darren Elkins was a tard

>>149244790
a based tard

Jon Jones supports palestine.
Tom Aspinall supports israel.

>>149244816
maybe at one time, but that last fight when they sent him out there shitting his pants and drooling like post-train Matt Hughes that was a bad fucking look imho, Elkins looked like he'd spent his entire training camp getting severely concussed

>>149244775
why did he heemed that innocent bear

>>149244826
Uhmmmm sweatie do you have any source for that? no? well I guess thats deboonked then ;)

>>149244834
they greased the canvas, if he doesn't trip over his own feet within the first two seconds that fight plays out very differently

>>149244775
The parasites got to his brain...

Israel has Dana White privilege.

>>149244840
>https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/tom-aspinall/tom-aspinall-shares-high-praise-for-israel-adesanya-ahead-of-ufc-305-i-have-learned-a-lot-just-from-watching-him/
You may now suck my dick

Why can't there be a good MMA game?

Me to Mario Bautista:
"Hello Mario"

>>149244866
w-well if you insist I guess I have no c-choice...

>>149244839
GSP got mild CTE from BIG PIGG Hendricks and now he sees aliens

>>149244868
some of the early ufc ones were fun. I forget which, either the first or second you could heem your opponent and then repeatedly heem them with hammerfists while they ragdolled around

I was reading through my dream diary again and found another MMA related dream. Here it is:

>Alex Pereira is in jail and a friend of mine wonders if he got raped because of the expression on his face, but I say he always loks kind of sad.
>I see that in jail a cop made a petition to free him and later everyone is celebrating because it worked and Pereira got his freedom back
>When Pereira gets out he shakes everyone's hand. Each and every inmate and guard.

Gm, heil Hitler

>>149244899
and somehow he never says ''chomo'', your dreams aren't accurate bucko, call the writers and tell them fix the scenario

Poatan...was raped?

>>149244919
no he just always looks kinda sad

>>149244919
Dont be saying that shit

i dove in chama's cervix

why the fuck i cant post pics or webms? wtf
can Sandhagen win? beat the mountain goblin

>>149244943
I can say whatever I want. Respectfully.

new

>>149244965
>>149244965
>>149244965
>>149244965

old thread >>149236432

imagine relying on jon to do what he said he would, let alone the opposite of what he said he wouldn't do.