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>>149236494

Anime thread

shit thread but there’s no alternatives i fear

>>149244990
>I fear
>respectfully
Lil bro using american zoomer lingo as an australian

just reposting this didn't notice the thread was almost done
>>149244992

submit your (You)s to this post thx

>>149244999
I’m afraid that those are both of British origin, as we are communicating through the English language

its raining and storming outside and while I was sitting out there smoking in the dark it made me feel melancholy

>>149245007
Meet in Perth

I just wanted to say that it was very disrespectful of all of you to let my thread die like that. I will make it my business to end each and every one of you.

>>149245010
looks good

Dream Big
Dream Big

>>149245010
looks good

>>149245057
I know its not what you mean but once I dreamed that I died and my mom was devastated, so as a ghost I started causing paranormal activity just to let her know there's life after death, but she became terrified instead.

White people turn 40 and instantly go to the Yoel Romero vs Tim Kennedy comment section and talk about how Tim won that fight in the 2nd

>>149245044
>heems you
protect yourself at ALL times

>>149245066
what a little slut

>>149245066
ZAMN! KEN GLAMROCK LOOKS LIKE THIS???

Drizzled hot honey on it.

>>149245075
Bro said that Un Verano Sin Ti is a 4

Poatan was in jail because he raped me

butterfly in the sky, I can poo twice as high

it's in a shoe, smells like a zoo

reading raaainbow

>>149245089
Not bad

yeah I'm drunk on farts bitch

>>149245110
how about you get drunk on good posts

THE kai kara france?
like bruh

Welcome to the Suga Show

>>149245035
KWASM

>>149245123
I remember when mexicope used to post that pic

>>149245126
The moment I realized anyone can be knocked out, doesn't matter who they are or their background

>>149245126
Gane's a beast, man

bagged this gooby off a youtube thumbnail
one of these days its finna come in clutch

yesterday a president was set. An illegal move is considered accidental if you are too retarded to know the rules

>>149245190
absolute career ender, I bet Woodley isn't even allowed in mma gyms now

>>149245205
This was a reality check for MMA fans, Mike was only like 34, he trains full time for Bare Knuck and had a succesfull UFC Stint as a primary striker

>>149245046
>>149245063
Turn your monitors on.

>>149245218
he gained his street cred back when the vid of him eating big mommas pussy dropped

wish we got to see paul vs wings of redemption or boogie2988, would have been better than the tyson shit

>>149245126
If AJ had killed Ngubu right then, those kids would be still alive. Food for thought.

heeminder olivi secretly tortures joe with shit food

Just heard that Megan Olivi forces Joe Benavidez to eat her turds

rumors floating about Olivi forcing Joe to watch her act like joey's world tour

>>149245066
Who's the skirt

Holy fuck Khabib got fat

just heemed a whole plate of chicken tenders

Fatso Forgotso

Ya'll thought Usmeng was done.
Ya'll thought Usmeng's knees were shot and he would have ringrust.

But Usmeng spent that time repairing himself and cucked the Buck.

Just how bad is Soiby Soivington?

Having said all that, Usmeng normally has superior stamina to everyone, but Buckley was the one who won round 5. So we saww a decline in Usmeng's gastank.

I'm a bit sad that we don't get Soiby vs Usmeng 3 though.

>>149244184
Thanks for proving my point for me. That Marty was his official nickname that Usman went by his whole life. Even in the records. Not just something his wrestling coach called him. Good one lmao

>>149245336
Khablob vs Aspinall UFC Tehran

>>149245205
but how did nate do better against jake than perry???

>>149245372
>Ya'll thought Usmeng was done.
>Ya'll thought Usmeng's knees were shot and he would have ringrust.
>But Usmeng spent that time repairing himself and cucked the Buck.
>Just how bad is Soiby Soivington?
>Having said all that, Usmeng normally has superior stamina to everyone, but Buckley was the one who won round 5. So we saww a decline in Usmeng's gastank.
>I'm a bit sad that we don't get Soiby vs Usmeng 3 though.

>>149245393
God I hate canadians so much

>Ya'll
>>149245394
nah for once the leaf is right

Jon knows he sweet

>>149245404
I feel kind of happy whenever I see an ugly girl who looks like a neanderthal and has a masculine brow ridge.

Lair ah hair
Easy mistake big deal. And he corrected himself which is commendable, so fuck off??

>>149245372
Allo lav

>>149245424
Hey. Please shut the fuck up, thanks.

Pillowtap about 6 breads and/or t minus 60 bings to sliding off page 10

>>149245443
What's your problem man

Good morning gentlemen!

Stop saying I'm being pinned down

>>149245393
usmeng can't just hold his hands up high and block hooks like he did against buckley if he's to take on JDM eventually, or even morales for that matter (i think he can still beat morales) i don't see him holding someone like shavkat down for 4 rounds either dudes too big

>>149245066
living deathbros...

>>149245458
wish i could pin you down, respectfully

junie browning
>clap clap clap clap clap

HES PINNED DOWN
PROVIDE COVER FIRE
*COVER FIRE*
CMON ANON GET OUT OF THERE

>>149245480
I'm just eating breakfast and coming to fix the farce bappa

GET OUT OF THERE FRANKIE

>>149245489
Ate some spicy wings yesterday and my aspinhole is in violent pain how do you people live. Respectfully

me son plopped in me timbs like

>>149245510
your body gets used to it

Gane heems

>>149245538
Are you groomed into this as flyweights so it feels like nothing by the time you're middleweight

I think all the lard mexicans use coats their hoops in a protective gloss so all the scorpion peppers and food stamp cards they eat passes easier

>>149245559
messigan as shit, b

Clitia bros...

>>149245573
she is craving a BBC

More like tranny hours

>>149245610
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>149245126
>>149245158
down goes Lgannou
the child killing MONG

>>149245573
I'm unironically 20

>>149245645
Jon Jones might actually rape him

UFC 317: brazza bath tub vs israel bomb shelter

Once a king, always a king. The Nigerian Nightmare is back to reclaim his throne

>>149245672
Belal will destroy Marty the kuffar

>>149245698
Many are saying this bruder hh

>>149245698
he wont be for long after I'm done with him

Belal should be cut

Im Schaubing for my loife out hear

>>149245731
As an american muslim he is most definitely

>>149245664
We gotta save these folks

I AM A REAL AMERICAN

Fart Cum Piss Shit Ass Cock Smegmalion

>>149245750
You're not american unless you have :
Trump Mobile “T1” Gold Smartphone & Plan
Trump 2028 Hat
Never Surrender High‑Top Sneaker
Branded Trump Watch
“God Bless U.S.A.” Bible
MAGA Guitar
MAGA koozie pack
Mar‑a‑Lago dog bow tie

>>149245759
GOD DAMMIT!!!

>>149245759
I wonder how many of those products are made in china

>>149245794
Why don't we just do the same and cut the amerifats out of the deal I will never understand we have better food combat sports minge weather culture and they keep asking us for more money

>>149245845
Tanked

>>149245845
thats just mean

Askren is reportedly opening his eyes and squeezing hands I lament fellow milfchads

Let's not remember Ben Askren for who he was, but rather for what he could have been

Brother Australia don't have wrestling.

>>149245922
It's spelled Brazza, no one calls it ''brother''

I'm watching Dirty Boxing 2 rn and I keep thinking who's this retard imitating Jon Anik's voice during commentary... and it's actually his twin brother lmao

Brazza Australia don't have wrestling.

>>149245986
*oil checks you*

>>149245986
Many are saying this

>>149245980
WHY DID THEY BOO SASHA PALATNIKOV? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149245759
You forgot:
"Me and My Children Will Gladly Die For Israel" T-shirt
"Jeffery Epstein Definitely Killed Himself" Bumper sticker
"Indian H1-Bs Are Smarter And Better Than American Workers" poster
"Stop Antisemitism" yard sign

>>149245807
Incorrect brother

Turdpooria is DONE

Wow they are making ironic meme about shartles the human pussy trannyveira, the personification of a quitter

Look at this pussy bitch curling up in a ball, yeah i'm thinking ilia is about to make him cry midfight

>Clitia it’s time for your feeding
>*suckles*

Its my life and its now or never
I aint gonna heem forever
I just wanna heem when im alive
Its tony time

You can almost see the pussy wants to tap to strikes again

Topuria really can’t afford to have a competitive fight with Charles. Anything but complete domination or immediate round 1 Heem will have him compared unfavourably with Islam

>>149246199
>>149246192
>>149246129
>>149246122
What the hell

Jolie Porier bears a son!

>>149246227
if only there was a way to compare them more accurately

Donald Epstein chuds better sit down

>>149246278
Sadly the UFC protected Turdporia from Islam

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHI5u9QZQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHI5u9QZQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHI5u9QZQA

>>149246332
oh for sure no doubt about it

>>149246348
Yup sadly the UFC said Islam can only fight at 170 is he stops bullying their new money midget. Remember Dana has been desperate for a Conor replacement for years and Conor losing to Khabib is one of the worst things to happen to the UFC financially

>>149244999
Wasted digits

>>149246362
Nobody believes that slimy rat duckomegov

>>149246376
Everyone who’s not a seething poor eurogypsy does I’m afraid

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM5Gu7hb4tI

Feel like heeming a spot of minge

>>149245205
>goes down after 3 glancing blows
>stumbles during the 10 count
Platinum getting a bag of money, can't hate him for it

>>149246342
Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?

Ask Nowitzki

>>149246362
hunter came to dagestan to convince him to fight ilia, making islam vacate was plan B

>>149246405
Proof?

>>149246402
Why do germans suck at combat sports

>>149246410
common sense, give me one reason they wouldn't do anything in their power to make that fight

>>149246416
Iskender and a fanta cheers

>>149246421
I already explained why they’re protecting Topuria from Islam. Are you slow?

>>149246427
i meant one reason that makes sense

>>149246416
We had some decent pillowfisters but grappling (besides Judo) seems pretty much non-existent around here.

>>149246432
Islam has a maximum of 3 fights left in the sport. Him beating the new golden boy and retiring soon after (exactly like Khabib did to Conor) is not actually a favourable outcome for the UFC

>>149246444
Redditchads own 4cucks lamentably

consider this
merab vs volk

>>149246448
they want the biggest fights, not wanting one of them to lose is not why they don't happen
they wanted jones vs aspinall but jones ducked
they wanted makhachev vs topuria but your boy ducked

>>149246483
They could’ve told Islam he can’t fight for the belt at 170 unless he fights Topuria. They’re not under any obligation to give him an immediate shot against JDM

>>149246509
yes, they made a mistake

I don't fear. I'm not afraid.

>>149246533
(You) wirr be

wheres that fuckin bitch spammy at?

Fair enough.

>>149246532
Yea they should’ve let Islam strangle Bottomuria but I guess paddy the Chaddy will have to do it instead

>>149246552
Can someone translate this exchange into IC1

>>149246557
crabs in a bucket

>>149246555
your boy ducked, you can't talk your way out of that fact

Daniel "Bo" Cormier

>>149246571
My boy sissypuria did duck Chaddy the daddy, I lament
Plz Don’t be mean to him he’s only 5’4 :(

I call and he arrives

>>149246562
More like craps in a kfc bucket m i rite

>>149246580
But enough about your BBC BVLL

Someone post MVPs haram bint

duck apologists disgust me

Tom
Aspinall

Bones haters amuse me to no end sign any petitions recently boys? *laughs like marge simpson*

>>149246387
Pisslam already stated that he does not want to fight 2puria so we don't have to guess anything here we already know its dogstani taqqyah

>>149246612
Has a svettis from varsova and a retarded child. Many such cases.

Word on the ‘cord is Clozapig had another wet dream about Jondaddy pozzing his porkhole

simply Canadian.

Why is dana so sure that israeli jets wont bomb the event and blame it on Iran?

chills

>>149246617
>muh taqqya
Shia doctrine

>>149246730
>R1A
He descend from conquerors
But the ones he thinks

>>149246793
No its not

>>149246799
Shut up

Clitia has ducked:
>The Volk rematch
>Lopes
>Silva
>Movsar
>Islam

Clitia has NOT DUCKED
>the hand sanitizer

Leave Clitia alone!!!! She has pancreatitis!!!

(＾▽＾)

we cannot follow them

Peon still ducking the peoples champ

>>149246922
shiet

Clitia also ducked Arman

spoiler alert: they all ducked gamrot

Don't make the belt look bad

>>149246713
Jamahal got visions of this happening

>>149245573
LESFUCKINGOOO

Things Clitia couldn’t duck:

>>149247467
ilia forearms weigh more than your whole body I lament to your trails and tribulations

literally one punch connects and olivera is sleeping

>>149247346
The chastity belt does look silly on Lil' Clitty.

>>149247489
Clituria’s itty bitty clitty weighs 3 drams lamentably

I'm hungry

charles' friends and family BEGGED him not to take this fight, as it was a threat to his LIFE

>>149247586
For BBC

>>149247593
'Fraid Clitia Tobussy caught a case of GRIDS, steatorrheaussy, and AGP from Bantamweight Bryana.

>>149247593
Yeah this definitely feels like a story setup
Shartles first one to die in the octagon

Win or lose, Shartles will drop Clitia and her glass chin on her 'ussy.

AGPlia Clituria

Ilia has never really recovered from this.

>>149247697
Clitia’s mouthussy was already mangled by Herbdaddy’s BBC I fear

>>149247691
>doesnt have the courage

To poop his DDP from too much wine ducking an entire weight class of contenders?

>no money fight
>no legacy
>only remembered as some tryhard quote farmer who got plunked by Paddy
>constantly gets picked on by random people for looking like a lost little latinx boy

KWABOTY?

You fucking Chuds bullied La leyenda into changing xer pronoun back

>>149247601
Activate your screen

Khabib vs the Tren Twins

ARGH

Chilling with Vosgrone

>>149247697
That's a deep swim

>>149247839
Talmbout the tran twins?

Khabib vs the twin towers

You are not to ever mention the twin towers for as long as you live, is that understood?

Derick Lewis is headlining in texas again soon
he is going to get knocked out again in front of a home crowd and frankly im sick of it

welcome to my lair of hair. please make yourself at home

Paddy Pimblett is the people champ

Evloev will get a title shot as soon as he finishes a fight

>>149247962
Its not in Texas

>>149248024
Im gonna take you somewhere you never wanted to be. The 7th layer of the lair of hair. W-w-we'll say what's up to your dad while we're there.

Cody gardbrandts transformation is equivalent to that of rickity crickets from IASIP like if you agree

>>149248159
then whats the point

>>149247856
>even the chud wet dream behave like a turk
Lmao

Ilia will be humbled THIS time

>>149248182
Aren't you literally Armenian?

Humble my nuts bro

Paddy Pimblett, Jai Herbert, Leon Edwards

I have Bruce Buffer fatigue.

Ilia called paddy the faggy a blonde bitch in the 02 arena fucking movie

>>149248314
Talmbout Mr Hand Sanitizer?

imagine if chandler wasn't retarded so shartles never touched a championship

>>149248376
that would be gay as shit. imagine a chandler reign. charles had a sick reign

You guys ever have stuffy noses and just blow it out in front of the mirror all over your naked torso before a shower so you look like a Alien 3? Haha

Imagine if Chandler didn't adopt two little niglet babies. Chills.

finna be hella unsatisfying when topooria heems shartles in 2 minutes and shartles retires

>>149248421
Needs more pixelation

Rowntree custom shorts

we cannot follow them

>>149248503
old news we already boyed these yesterday

We don’t keep score. We settle them.

I I follow I follow you

>>149248522
FUGLY BITCH WASH YOUR BOX

>>149248522
She Is Not Your Bank

>>149248522
CUNT

candler would have actually been competitive against pisslam thoever

>>149248655
He got tapped out by Dustin

I can't and won't pick rountree simple as

please help me make a bet that can win me some money

>>149248751
Bet on Illia as he often wins when heem thinks he is going to lose

>>149248777
I will not bet against Charle

>>149248791
You could always bet on them both, gigabrain moment.

>>149248751
where the hell do you even bet on ufc fights? iirc none of the sites here let you since 2020/21

>>149248791
I dont bet but i know emotions are bankruptcy inducing

>>149248820
spinrollz some shady online casino site has ufc bets

>>149248843
never heard of that site i thoght you meant the regular ones we have here.

Fuck if they already so far from bjj normal rules why the fuck don't they ban guard pulling or like if you seated the other guy can make you stand up like mma , anyways its good ill be better for ufc bjj 1

Pizza Mikey

>>149248451
Turn your monitor

miles better than the normal wno matches but they need to promote using wrestling and judo, so making pixley their hw champ would be a good idea

>>149248941
That's not even how you use it

>>149248421
Please stop gooning to them, Madame.

N

Stop flirting with Sneed I am over seeing it

>>149249106
Tell Xadame to stop splashing xer steatorrhea all over the thread

>>149249138
Is that what makes you horny?

>>149248503
What the fuck is that design? Don't tell me it's some we wuz kangs hieroglyphics

>>149249231
muay thai shit u stupid mutt

Dog parks closed?

>squish squish
NOT AGAIN

>>149249263
Be nice, Xadame has inbreeding depression and suicidal ideation as xhe attempts to outbreed with dogs I'm afraid.

>>149249284
Sat down in ya DDPs again?

>>149249297
yup, my official MIGA diaper (DIRTY DONALD PANTIES)

What the hell are you guys talking about again?

>>149249362
Let's not engage b

bo nigguh

>>149249362
Shut ya fat ass up ya lil' pozzed piggy and oink for ya Jondaddy.

Why hasn't the UFC signed Vosgrone yet?

>>149249379
So yeah, what about that Rountree v Hill?

>>149249406
I said oink for ya Jondaddy.

I have a date tonight. Wish me luck, bros.

>>149249395
because they need him to generate more interest acting like a pants shitting caveman on twittubes before they sign him to a 5k/5k to get exposed at the Apex like the meme can he is

Cut costurd

>>149249493
wtf theres just 7 fights left on that card https://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-317

>>149249523
Still a stacked card. Just throw in a few prelims and it's good.

bruh

>>149249406
Rountree

>>149249493
paulo costa vs keving holland is the fight to make, therye both flakey and are on the same level, its a good match up.

thinking ufc should set apart a fight night card and call it the bum superbowl, and have all the cans fight each other. would be hte best card in a long time

>>149249474
The gentleman's name?

ilia topuria is made of incredibly dense material

>>149249747
Magodaddy really made the PeRoevWadecels Troon out

>>149249662
Tanked that shit cazzie dude is literally GSP 2.0

Ilia Topuria has been elected king of Spain

Usman's hairline is 30% gone, there's only 30% left.

>>149249839
Tanked and tugged on his Black Daddy Banger's THANG I fear.

>>149249839
>GSP 2.0
sean brady

>>149249231
Khalil lives in Thailand, has a Thai wife and is really into Thai culture

I don't want to go to war bros

>>149249883
Hairline has always been a direct indicator of how close a fighter is to can status. It happened to JDS and it happened to Carwin. Usman is entering territory where every jab might heem him.

New episode of TUF on tonight

not many people are talking about how topuria is the a side despite oliveira being ranked in the division they're fighting in
this is somewhat similar to when mcgregor was the a side against nate in their first fight, except they were fighting in a division neither of them were ranked in so it made sense
anyways the point is hunter is gonna troon out if topuria doesn't sleep charles

>>149249913
At least he didn’t tap to strikes here

aw hell naw

>>149249956
cowards honestly
daner doesnt give a shit about mma

I was assaulted while in College. I was going through a phase that many kids at the time go through and constantly partying and drinking. My mistake was drifting away from the small group of friends I had and ended up with a couple of acquaintances I wasn't too familiar with and ended up getting drugged and raped on a couch at this house they were apparently squatting and doing drugs in. Yes, I took a rape kit, yes I got myself tested, yes I had to get counseling but I healed over time and now as a full grown man seeing my beautiful wife get up early in the morning to prepare me and my daughter's lunch I know I made it while the rest of you shitpost anonymously over other people's trauma as a form of your own cope.

>>149249967
What a tomato can

Kevin Nash deserves justice

>>149250011
I don’t get it

>>149249987
Clitia got caged up LMAO

>>149249967
zamn that tattooed guy will never eclipse belel's signature wi-

Guys help my screen is black!! I can't see anything!

>>149250122
Get a new monitor

>>149250104
Sean Porky loves slurping up his Laldaddy’s sloppy seconds

>>149250122
turn your monitor on

>>149249956
Conor was still the official champ of 145 when he fought Nate, so it would make sense to have him be the a side even if they were fighting at 155. Topuria isn't the 145 champ anymore, this is purely a hype thing

Will Islam be A side when he fights Jack?

>>149249956
Time is but a flat circle Ilia will become the biggest star in the world with one more heem of a UFC goat

>>149250011
What was his name?

>>149250190
No because Jack is the official 170 champ

>>149250201
Then he’ll get annihilated by a brazza and become a gay coke addict. Chills.

>>149250235
Will it be Fiziev or do you think it will take Usman Nurmagomedov coming over from sandbagging in the B leagues to finally heem Ilia?

>>149250272
Usdaddy porks him then Paddy will be the Dustin loss that completely mindbreaks him

>>149250201
i don't think he'll ever be big globally if he wasn't already like conor was at this point in his career

imagine putting your name to GFL because they promised you lots of money lmao

Nobody gives a fuck about Clitia except brown third worlders.

>>149250011
shut yo corny ass up gay ass faggot ass nigga

I like Topuria.

patchy mix was actually finishing former ranked ufc fighters in bellator, and he still got stifled with ease by mario

usman nurmagomedov goes to 5 round wars with regional tiers, i'm not certain he'd beat bobby green

>>149250319
Imagine being a pocket watching broke bitch

Conor McGregor? Never heard of him. La Leyanda? My fucking boy!!

you know, if I hadn't boyed ilia 1 round into the ryan hall fight, I might be deranged too

EL MATADORRRR

i picked against topuria for every fight until the holloway fight
sorry.

Pakitranny forgot to take xer estrogen meds today I fear

>>149250323
as long as you don't care about charles either

The brown third worlders comment really got they bussies in a twist.

>>149250349
Paul Hughes heemed Clitia in sparring albeit

>>149250396
implications?

I'm White.

Ilia Ilia Ilia

Get a room faggots gg

>>149249923
Too late goy. Time to go die for daddy shabo goy Drumpf and Jared Kushner

Full 319 dropped

>>149250467
THANK YOU DANA

sending my cock to random russian bitches on vkontakte

>>149250467
apologize

>>149250467
all fake i fear

>>149250467
Jean Silva vs Arnold Allen co-main

>>149250467
Yo this shit is fire actually.

>>149250490
>>149250503
>>149250521
UFC shills

Better chance of the sun blowing up than Dana and co missing LFG

Chiesa has been on an absolute tear recently. They need to make Chiesa/Colby, and if Colby gets the win, I think that earns him a title-shot.

>>149250553
do something about it ya goof

>>149250467
(Subject to change.)

Tito Ortiz is the only civilian to pull 9 gs in a centrifuge. Fucking beast

Fighters should wear oversized flipflops during fights. If a flipflop falls off, the fighter is deducted a point. This would introduce an exciting new dynamic to MMA.

>>149250467
You just know that AIDSmaev's gonna pull out one hour before the fight.

The sport has gone to shit since Smiffyboi retired.

>>149250697
ZatDaddy won’t be pulling out until Du Piglet’s bacon bussy is spanked, spunked and sautéed with septic semen

>>149250467
Actually fucking STACKED af son, let's fucking GOOOOOOOO!!!!!

COOFzat DONKmaev finna git his bssy busted by DDP. Just like all the rest.

>>149250697
Fight will be canceled nobody buy tickets.

chimav will smesh

Chimaev mustnot pull out. Ship an entire shipping container full of cough syrup to the fight week.

Remember when Hamza ducked Nate and the UFC had to switch the entire main card?

Just went to WalMart bought a bunch of fishing gear to restock my tackle box and filled up 2 propane tanks. Finna go camping and fishing and take my kayak out onto the river and stuff. Damn I love being white.

Remember when goofs were telling me that BUM*r HURRRRRmagomedov would beat GODrab DvalishviGOAT everywhere

Heh. Kek. Topjej.

>>149250920
Zozzel

Umdaddy gaped AGPrab I’m afraid

>>149250920
He beat him at the losing contest.

Pakitranny has lost xer marbles it seems

I've reviewed the tapes another 20 times last night
I must say... Umar won that fight

>>149250968
Factual post Im afraid, sadly

>>149250970
Many are saying this

>>149250970
Yeah on opposite day maybe

>>149250982
>daddy
>xer
>gaped
>turn your monitor off
I just simulated an entire /heem/ thread

>>149250982
On planet retard?

I fear pakitranny has performed sex change surgery in xer room with a boxcutter. Xe must take her anti-sepsis meds NOW or xe will end up like Ben Askren

>>149250989
On opposite fay Merab would have won rounds 1, 2, 3 and Umar would have won 4 and 5
However, we live in the reality where Umar clearly won the first three rounds and should have won the fight

>merab
>ilia
why are georgians built so different? any scientists here?

whos the noam chomsky of the iran conflict in mma terms?

askrenbros... i dont feel so good...

>>149250503
THANK YOU DANGBU WHITE!

Umar 1, 2, 3
Reyes 1, 2, 3
Pantoja 1, 2, 3, 5

Built different (incorrectly)

>>149250467
Im glad USADA is in the bin some fighters are looking properly roided again. Will Chase Pooper get exposed here?

>>149251032
Don't tell this guy about guram and roman

>>149251061
Someone should submit this to Websters dictionary to add this as the definition of TANKING THAT SHIT

lukebros.. we catchin stray wins out here bro

>>149251076
Mad bitch lel

>>149247697
SHITE IN THE BUS
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>>149251139
Don’t sign your posts

Lady Pakitranny after xer BOTCHED sex-change surgery. xe must take her anti-sepsis medication NOW

>>149251155
Turn your monitor on.

>>149251135
I would heem Noam Chomsky

>eats your headkick with no issue
>slips on the slippery canvas
>gets back up and heems you dead
levels

Chomsky Honk

>>149251168
>I can't let you hit close!
MONITORNOW
*clap*
MONITORNOW

Ben Askren is dead and the UFC are working to clone him rapidly. Much like Baby Jay Penn's mother, or "King" Green. Make no mistake, the reach of Ari, Hunter and Megaton Dias has no limit.

My girl Julianna Peña? Heh, she just needs a little more time thats all.

Also Nick Diaz was kidnapped off the streets whilst enjoying a simple bit of meth and playing with some grass. Expect "nick" to return as a TUF coach next year.

>>149251182
This heem was so powerful and ferocious a destroyer like Beerus would be impressed

tofiq musaev is going to duck myktybek orolbai

>>149251295
Nick should just simply melt some methamphetamine shards into his disposable vape's nicotine tank. Thats what I used to do.

enjoying the show?

Need a filename for this go

>>149251343
Make one yourself numb nuts

>>149251356
Come on now anon you dont want me to have to heem the dickens out of ya, do you?

Not only am I so lazy I use an AI to make my memes for me, I'm also too lazy to even come up with a file name

Awfully revved today aren't we?

>>149251343
What a good mother Asspisstranny is. Taking care of Jon Jr.

TANKED

>>149251320
Many are sadly saying this unfortunately

Haha guys look at this homosexual interracial meme I had an AI make for me hahaha

People forget man, not only does Tom Aspinal have a retarded son but so does Michael Bisping and Leon Edward's dad.

>>149251473
Mad bitch.

>>149251508
What a 10/10 looks like in bongland for sure

this is what blumpf took from you

"Poz my neghole"
- UFC GOAT Jon Jones in Thailand

>>149251568
Imagine the steatorrhea...

>>149251574
On Asspissnall day maybe

>>149251587
On planet Tom's son

>>149250467
unironically most interested in hooper-hernandez

Let's see Jon's son

>>149251626
Lol

Once upon a time back in the 80's a bunch of times...

watched last weeks fights at a bar and some boomer kept telling me bruce lee would destroy all ufc fighters

>>149251737
Heemiliation Ritual.

>>149251753
Did you heem him? I would have heemed the shit out of him personally.

me to boxing haters

Oh shit

>>149251785
Two bums who Khamzat and Dricus would both brutalized badly.

>>149251785
One of the very few good fights this year

>>149251781
i just smiled and said shit like
>yeah he was so quick
knowing that some shitter like kody steele would maul bruce lee

I use the same chair in my backyard that Sean Omalley has, its called a zero gravity chair its really comfy and good for suntanning.

oh let me paint a picture

Must be a lonely day (for me)

I propose a toast... to TKO Group Holdings

Hap and Ace vs Chinese escalator
>squish squish

>>149251936
I cant drink because it'll hurt my pancreaussy :(

Ankle picking hasbulla off the 4th story of Mall of America

>>149251935
Dustin was a +500 underdog with an implied win chance of 17%
Umar was a -280 favorite with an implied win chance of 73%

>>149251987
Go get your calculator fucking nerd lmao

>>149251987
Look at this fucking dork

>>149252001
cope
seethe

BDSlets when Ilia beats Max
>Holy shit this kid is literally the GOAT best win ever

BDSlets when Islam beats Dustin (2-0 vs max holloway)
>wow he fought washed bum journeyman Poirier. Islam is such a can crusher

I would breed squidinkidink and she would give me the ultimate heemer children.

>>149252001
>>149252025
/heem/tards don't understand betting at all lol. absolutely clueless

I woukd GENTILE her kikehole if you know what Im saying

>>149251785
dricus is going to end up fighting cannonier isn't he

Imagine the sons.

(Shes 6'1")

>just found out Askren is in a medical coma hooked up to a ventilator and needs a lung transplant
I thought you guys were joking about him being heemed. I thought he just had a light cough and maybe needed an oxygen tank at worst. All this because he didn't shower enough.

>>149252043
Expected her to be hot. Looks like a tranny. Gen Z is so fucking gay and mentally ill its unreal

when i make it to the ufc buffer is going to introduce me as a taebo fighter

>>149252091
See
>>149250862

Somebody go wake up threadslave and tell them to make a new one.

>>149252097
we never make jokes about people dying here

Make a new thread, threadslave.

>>149252161
I was just telling him this.

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