New Tigers Fan Edition
>You can only reply to OP if your team has a playoff berth
>>149247279 (OP)Thatโs one fuckin nice kitty right there
>>149247361You're a pedophile.
>>149247279 (OP)New tigers fan here: when I was a kid I was obsessed with white tigers because of the circus. Everyone thinks Siberian tigers are white but itโs ackshually a mutation of a bengal tiger gene. The tigers play at comerica park and are leading the ALC 9.0 games btw.
>>149247365you're delusional
>>149247376>posts anime children and has hundreds of images and videos worth of them stored on his hard drive.My brother in Christ, you think normal people do that?
>>149247400not him but this is 4chan and includes all kinds. believing in the sky fairy isn't normal to me but that's your thing. In any case, why bring that kind of energy this early in the morning?
>>149247400Don't project your degenerate feelings onto my lucky baseball meme. Also
>hundredslmao
>>149247465psychoanalyze his ass queen!
letโs all relax, youโre scaring the new tigers fans
>>149247435>this is 4chan and includes all kindsGo back.
>>149247504you think you've been here longer than me? you think you're the only one that doesn't like everything they see here?
>>149247512>you think you've been here longer than me?Holy neckbeard, touch grass you stinky doyerpaco.
I hate hololive and vtubers tbqh but youโre out of touch saying be normal on the website that coined the term normies kek
I wish Jack Flaherty was more reliable
You're all losers, maybe you should try not being pedophiles and rapists. Sound advice. IDC about your anime website.
>>149247526that's more like it go back and touch grass midwit language user.
bad morning mariners nation
>>149247544>feeding the trollsNTA, but well accomplished life you have there friend.
>>149247563GM m's bro.
Quick, how do (you) enjoy your cuppa?
>>149247576ah, gentle condescension. the mark if a truly accomplished life! thanks, frendo!
>>149247580A splash of french vanilla creamer
>>149247596don't know if I've had one
>>149247580Cortado or a cappuccino, drip coffee black.
>>149247592Unquestionably right
I feel comfortable saying the Dodgers, Giants and Padres are all making the playoffs. I don't think any of the NL Central teams hovering around the 6 spot will get it together.
>>149247872way too early to say. key injuries and possibly trades can make a big difference.
>>149247580I donโt consume the caffeinated Jew. Water for me thanks.
>>149247928Sparkling or still?
and you all thought houspie was autistic
>>149246929>>149247835>>149247043
>>149247941drinking distilled water is bad for you
>>149247400>My brother in Christ
>Watching Houston A's highlights
>Kurtz walkoff into the picnic seats
Kinda kino ngl
>>149247969I find it equally, if not more, peculiar that you have taken it upon yourself to monitor these posts. It appears that you may be attempting to deflect responsibility from yourself through this action houspie...
>>149247580with a teaspoon of nesquik choco syrup stirred in
>>149247872Giants can barely beat the Rockies, they definitely arent making the playoffs
>>149248042I was watching part of that game last night. That open outfield seating is kino
>>149248073That's before they got Devers for a bag of beans
Keep it cat related in a new Tiger fan genny
>>149248104sorry, this was meant for
>>149248071
>>149248114it's okay, we've all been nu at one point
nothing better then letting my wife have her fun while watching some cubbies baseball!
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>>149248104Your description lacks detail, to say the least. Are you one of those individuals from the Midwest who struggles to articulate their thoughts coherently?
>>149248148you know that's a guy in the costume, right? a zesty faggot in fact
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>>149248167>gay pride flags
>>149248151gm, who would charmander root for?
>Mrs. Met us actually a femboy
WTF I love the Mets now
>>149248150nah, I just always respond to cringeposer with cringe back
>>149248083Devers was only playing well so he'd get moved, he's going to reverse Panda the Giants
>>149248185as a neutral the M's should be bulbasaur (green and blue) and the Mets should be charmander (only team with orange)
>>149247533Boy, does that sound familiar.
GM coffee bros.
Enjoying some coffee outside while soaking in the sun this fine morning
>>149247400>normal peoplenormalfags get OUT of my basedball thread
>tfw i can post medias again
>>149248268But the cap matches perfectly! I think it was the Fatherโs Day cap from last year. Orioles wear orange too, also tigers to a lesser extent.
>>149248217can't meme :^)
>>149248367was meant for
>>149248355 >>149248341I misclicked again
doggie doos won that june game
>>149248433jumbojackpandamcnuggerbros won that game
dodgers won *nodding my head like this guy
>>149242827*
>>149248332You're right, I kinda forget the O's exist sometimes. And when I think Detroit I think dark blue.
Apparently this is best pitched game this year in profesional baseball
>>149248519very impressive. how old is he?
>>14924856327 and is posting eligible
>>149248577hope he gets paid and does well. hopefully ending up somewhere unexpected like Toronto, perhaps?
>>149248589I doubt he's ending up anywhere outside of California
>>149248519I...Imai.... Imait not be working out in Japan, welcome to Seattle!
>Use division rival as a rehab game
>Beat em anyway
>>149248619I wouldn't be so quick to assume that. Who knows how much any team will have to spend and what their needs will be when the time comes.
>>149248658Shameferu disprau
>>149248785anyone know if his wife left him yet?
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>>149248785Just found out Ippei is staying at FCI Allenwood, not surprised he's in the low security prison.
>>149248832tfw he was the fuck my ass poster all along
>>149248868honestly the Dodgers are doing all the teams a big solid by spreading the brand and being mostly, perhaps solely, responsible for growing the game. we should all look to be more supportive of them and put aside all our petty and selfish grievances and jealousies for the good of the game.
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>>149248677Not getting my hopes up. Don't wanna get burned again...
>>149248868Well, the fact that it was the free game of the day definitely helped with that
>>149248868>n-no one cares doyerpaco!
>>149248519When does he come to the dodgers
Stupid Chicago radio DJ wonโt get off this batting order thing with PCA every day I have to listen to his squeaky Skokie Jewish voice complain about PCA not leading off
Mike Trout wasted his career.
why did the mest give PCA to the cubes
>>149249028To make room for Juan Sotoโs contract.
>>149248519Baystars bros...
uh, jombronies? how does this impact /ourguys/?
>>149249063considered and thoughtful approach
how do i get better at sports banter
>>149249095send soto to the warehouse games
>>149249095Expect a massive dip in breakdowns where he highlights bad umpires, and retarded MLB decision making. Also no more cursing and doing drugs on youtube.
>>149248916Unironically true. Dodgers (and Ohtani) are hard carrying this sport.
>>149249021But his WAR that one time
It looks like a lot of anonymous execs are throwing shade at the Giants over this trade:
https://archive.is/20250617014657/https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giants/article/mlb-executives-scouts-grade-giants-trade-rafael-20380084.php
>David Ortiz - "No one is indispensable on a team. The only way to become indispensable is by doing things the right way, all the way around."
>โMy initial reaction was: Did they just get a combo between Carlos Santana and Pablo Sandoval?โ one NL scout said.
>"His defense is not a plus, his baserunning is not a plus and I see him getting fat."
>"If I thought he was more like Josรฉ Ramรญrez, I would be all-in but I donโt see that kind of character or the speed and defense Ramรญrez offers.โ
>One executive described Devers as โmoodyโ and prone to conditioning issues
>โWord is Devers wants no part of DH,โ the scout said. โWhere is he going to play when Matt Chapman gets back?"
>โI get that they need an impact bat in the lineup. Iโm not critical of the deal. Just wondering if he fits into the culture that Posey is trying to build.โ
>One agent who represented no players in the deal noted that long-term deals for DH types have the potential to backfire, and with $260 million or so still owed Devers, it might hamper the Giantsโ ability to do other things in a few years
>Another agent said he was disappointed Devers hadnโt embraced moving to first. โIf youโre paid a lot of money to play baseball and they want you to play rover, go play rover,โ the agent said.
>>149249157not true, it's not the dodgers it's literally just shohei
>>149248868all of san diego tuned in to watch the world series
>>149249196it's definitely going to help them in the short term. we'll see how it plays out.
>>149249099gayest of all trannies
>>149249199Dodgers deserve credit for letting Ohtani's star shine brighter. They did more with him in 1 year than Angels did in 6.
>>149249157like you, i didn't even know this sport existed until ohtani
thank you ohtani for making baseball famous
>>149249196Devers is a lazy nigger. Not even racist itโs the truth.
>>149249266that's racist. you're racist.
>>149249157Ohtani is undeniable. He brought so many fans to the sport like never before. Truly the Jackie Robinson of this era.
>>149249260Only because the Dodgers have other competent players that have allowed them to be successful in the playoffs. If the Dodgers missed the playoffs every year like the Angels, it would be the exact same situation.
>>149248868I should have watched Padgers but I didn't.
Iโve been a lifelong Dodgers fan since 2020
>>149249265Many such cases
>>149249313I've been a lifelong fan since before they moved the team to LA from Boston.
>>149249325do you follow Naoya Inoue also?
>>149249377Nah I'm not into boxing.
>>149249390hahahahaha what the fuck
>>149249347The dodgers were unironically my NL team after Nomar went there. Too many bandwagoners now so Iโm not gay.
>>149249390just make it say DODGERS
>>149249388I'm a big fan and I probably look forward to his fights more than any other sporting event.
>>149249347>they think dodgers came from bostonFalseflaggers are fucking retarded LMAO
>>149249390don't even remember what happened last year or who one. pretty sure it was the AL.
>>149249413are you a Red Sox fan? curious if you're being real since Nomar was toward the end of his career when he went to LA.
>>149249431I've seen like one or two fights but they only have like 2 fights per year and I always end up missing them so I can't really get invested
>>149249390I'm glad the teams realized that not having your All-star players wear their team uniforms at the ASG was bad for business and optics
>>149249291Sounds like you two agree.
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>>149249390Can I get uh...
>>149249487>I always end up missing themIktf. I unironically will use post its as reminders sometimes because of a lack of attention it draws in the current media landscape. boxing just doesn't have the mass appeal it once did now.
this has had him in a tizzy for a week now
A new Iranian nuclear site has been identified in California. This location needs to be targeted by Israel as soon as possible.
>>149249479Yes. Every kid in Massachusetts loved Nomar.
>>149249685good thing the marines are already on the ground
>>149249685UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
>>149249685Dropping a nuke on SD tonight
>>149249712He had a good career, but it was a shame what happened with the injuries and the way he left Boston. I hoped he was going to play his entire career there and become a Hoer.
>>149249762It really was. Boston always has bad endings with legends. I also liked the Dodgers Manny.
>>149249777yeah, Manny era in LA was insane. roids and all. easily one of the most likeable players ever.
>>149247526He's been here since a few weeks ago chud, show some respect
GIVE US A HIGHLANDER ALTERNATE
We reverse course tonight against the Barves, right Metsbros? Right?
Tigers vs Dodgers World Series
cats vs dogs, trips confirm
Please /mlb/ help me email the Yankees FO to petition a new uniform.
>>149249740Why does T-Mobile look so much better than Dodger stadium if the Dodgers have more money than god and a bigger fanbase?
>>149250518Because Dodger Stadium is old school
>>149250477sneks vs yankees but this time Iran blows up the Grand Canyon (the native Navajo were suspiciously all home sick that day) and the yankees win it in a spectacular walk off in game 7.
>>149247400Not even a dodgersfag but where do you think you are newfag?
>>149250547And ugly as fuck
>>149249390No one cares about all star games. MLB should just get rid of it
>>149250652Everyone does actually you stupid NBA loving faggot.
>>149250664I don't watch apehoop and NBA shouldn't have an all star game either.
>>149250843idk, but softball is in a few hours
>>149250652MLB's all star game is its most watched regular season event...
>>149250878Not caring about the all star game is such an NBA watcher take
>>149250941shame cause it's actually grown kind of lame, but I guess there's a sense of tradition.
>>149250652MLB has the only good all star game left
>>149250988Only thing lame about it is fan voting. My Reds should be sending Elly to be the starting NL SS but there are hardly any Reds fans so he's not even top 5 in votes.
>>149251165Yeah it's fucking lame and easily the worst part of it. It's just a popularity contest and guys that deserve it frequently get overlooked because casuals only pay attention to like 3 or 4 teams.
>>149250934gonna have to make a /soft/ jenny for people like you, cause that's what you are
>>149251165he'll be included in the game and probably get about as much playing time as anybody.
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>>149251224I think you'll find that i am frequently hard
>>149251268saw a headline that said Pages thought Cease threw at him intentionally
>no baseball for three hours
>>149250934It's been rescheduled
patiently waiting for the shiny new toy buster posey got us
Furries are usually mest fans
>>149247580spoonful of cream
the sugar comes with an accompanying sweet treat
buster posey more like bussy poster
>>149251698nah you wrong for this bruh..
oh nononono stankeebrosโฆ.
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>>149251939thought his turd cutter would be a little looser
>>149251851fr fr no cap lmao fr
>>149250547>chavez latrine
Shohei posted a 9.00 ERA! So goated! His UCL definitely won't tear! HEHEHEHEHEHE
>>149251958AYOOO READ THE THREAD HOMIE
>>149248868
>>149251998yeah i ain't reading allat
>>149251891a fucking terrible player
>>149251981kek what a SHITHOLE
Mia Stewart has been signed by the Volts.
jints fans on twitter are still shitting their diapers about that guy who threw a ball on the field WEEKS ago
>>149252055slow news day syndrome
>>149250547If LA didn't have hollywood it'd literally just be Griffen Georgia
half of /mlb/ right now since they can't say nigger or faggot on le reddit
>>149252199Based
The Los Angeles Dodgers are proud to welcome all new fans to our beautiful world class fandom.
Rare Jakey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELf4vvhxFjs
>>149252271New dodgerfans here, should i bring my own knife for the jumpings or are those provided by the team?
>>149252040Oh maybe he's replacing luke after he finishes rehab in tacompton.
>>149252327Is that the Dodger Stadium parking lot or the Allegiant Stadium parking lot?
>>149252199what will these people do when ohtani retires?
>>149252396They won't be watching baseball anymore after he severs his UCL, give it like 2 years
>>149252381There is literally no difference
>>149252396korean women are fucking disgusting
t. married to a japanese woman
>>149252040jacob hurtbussy
>>149252396They already don't watch baseball. Ask them about any other team and they can't tell you shit
There's one jap girl I know and she's hot as fuck. Already knows she fucks great too. She got locked down by a drug blue collar dude. Shame.
>>149252477dubs of truth. I just wish they'd go to their LGBT website and circle jerk over there but alas they can't
>>149252483The only japanese girl i knew was a lesbian and was annoying and always looked disheveled. She was nothing like my yuri mangas
>>149252323Holy shit white wash michelle obama on the right
>>149252327That'll be an A's jacket soon enough
>>149252635I don't think Ohtani has emotions desu. Like outwardly he can pretend he does, but inside there's nothing going on.
>>149252323people getting into the game from this will be making fun of fans coming after them from missing out
Seeing those sweepers is enough to know that once Ohtani gets command of his breaking balls, the whiffs are going to come in bunches.
>>149252769>once a pitcher stops being shit, he'll be goodWow great observation
why did this nigga fall off so damn hard
Fourteen of Ohtani's pitches registered at or above 98 mph.
>>149252797Red sox took this lil nigga for a ride LOL!
>AL MVP
1. Aaron Judge
2. Cal Raleigh
3. Jose Ramirez
>NL MVP
1. Shohei Ohtani
2. Pete Crow-Armstrong
3. Pete Alonso
>AL Cy Young
1. Tarik Skubal
2. Hunter Brown
3. Max Fried
>NL Cy Young
1. Paul Skenes
2. Logan Webb
3. Zack Wheeler
>AL Rookie of the Year
1. Jacob Wilson
2. Carlos Narvaez
3. Shane Smith
>NL Rookie of the Year
1. Drake Baldwin
2. Chad Patrick
3. Hyeseong Kim
>>149252806He said he had butterflies in his stomach. The adrenaline must have been nuts because I don't think he was supposed to push himself that hard.
>>149252855I'd like to see Paul Skenes sneak into the top 3 for MVP voting but I don't think he will
>>149251563I've learned to never get my hopes up for these big name additions. Best additions have always been these unknown dudes like Cody Ross and Scutaro who carried us in 2010 and 2012. Hunter Pence was sorta big I guess. But still, I remember how much of a disappointment Carlos Beltran was and we gave away Zach Wheeler for him :(
>>149252900a pitcher basically has to be twice as good as the next best arm to be MVP
>>149252900If his team wasn't complete dogshit he might
Ohtani should win cy young because he also has to hit. No other pitcher has had to do that this year. He should be #1 for cy young at this point
>>149252920next highest in WAR is gore and skenes is almost 100 ERA+ higher than him
he's having an insane season
>Rockies have 6 wins this month already
you flyover pieces of shit NL Least get your act together
>>149253007yeah, it's amazing that's he's arguably the best pitcher in the game already
>>149253045I love science, nintendo, and fangraphs
>>149253062yeeeeeeaAaaaaaaAAAAHHH AND I FUCKING LOVE CHARLES DARWIN
>>149252956this. so much this.
Ohtani doesnโt have to use a bidet or toilet paper because people lick his arsehole for him
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>News: The Blue Jays have placed Bowden Francis on the 15-day IL with a โright shoulder impingementโ
>RHP Erik Swanson has been designated for assignment.
>RHP Paxton Schultz and LHP Justin Bruihl are up from AAA.
It's over...
>>149252956With so many 90 year old managers I wish at least one would scoff at Manfredball and just play lineups like "the good old days" (of 5 years ago) and have the pitcher bat as if the memerules for babies weren't put in
Really donโt see the point of trading for Kikuchi if he costs more than a ham sandwich he wouldnโt be a playoff pitcher
>>149252855>Hyeseong KimStopped reading there
>>149252529>She was nothing like my yuri mangas
>>149252855>aaron fudgeThat post-season choker really shouldn't even be part of this conversation
>>149253168He's not amazing, but he'll stay healthy and give you 5+ solid innings every start. That's valuable
Iโm going to drop a stack of books on my testes
>>149253262Thatโs true back of the rotation guys get paid millions of dollars I guess it all comes down to how BigAsian values him
>>149253205If only his .500 batting average weren't being wasted in the 9 spot in a sad attempt to inflate precious babby Ohtani's stats
Yesterday's DOYERS game was the most watched baseball game in the history of mankind.
>>149253310>Ohtaniโs statsStopped reading there
>>149253333quads of truth
>>149253205I hope so, because that was the last line.
strawberry biscuit this bussy
rusty trombone this bussy
>caatellanos benched today after making some comments to thomsen after he pulled him yesterday
>said he crossed the line
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
>>149253437lmao what did he say
>>149253489and me I eat dust
>>149253520That's a lot of unfounded faith in the Mariners and Rangers. The Cubs not making the playoffs would be insane lol
>>149253520>rags>1st placeYeah no bud
>>149253564its not even worth replying to I have a hard time believing he's doing this for any reason other than to get a reaction from cubs fans. I won't give the stupid bastard the satisfaction
>>149253522Nobody knows but it's his first time not starting since September 2023
>>149247580black. iced if the weather demands
Nobody knows the bussy i've seen
>>149253229all of my this
>>149248519come to seattle please. we have japanese weather and ichiro and fish
>>149253599kek. I always assumed he was just some weird retard.
this is on craigslist for $100 should I cop?
>>149248532>crowd cheeringpathetic
>>149248868and everyone turned it off after the first inning
the psyop works
>>149253780>fudgepacker fan
>>149253780it looks like it might be a decent investment if you wanted to restore it and cool to have if you want to noodle around with it.
>>149253599>its not even worth replying to I have a hard time believing he's doing this for any reason other than to get a reaction from cubs fans. I won't give the stupid bastard the satisfaction
Blaze vs Volts is on but the stream is broken i guess
https://www.mlb.com/video/ausl-live-blaze-vs-volts-158913?t=athletes-unlimited-softball-league
>>149249196>fat ass>refuses to dhhow retarded is this man. if you're going to be a fat shit liability your only option is DH. if you want to play the field put down the fried chicken. dominican luka doncic ass
>>149249534>64 respondents
>>149253811absolutely fucking based i hope you made that
>>149253335that's a good place to stop
>>149249685koufax would never allow this
>>149253814Okay its on now at this link
https://www.mlb.com/ausl
>>149253734>kek. I always assumed he was just some weird retard.
>>149253874he looks phenomenal for his age
>>149253892I feel like I'm fairly observant about some things but realize I have my blind spots. That post helped to shed some more light on this place for me and that's a good thing.
>>149250518newer is not always better. dodger stadium, wrigley, and fenway are the beating heart of baseball in america. the strength of the sport is its rich history and tradition, and these stadiums are the only remaining sacred ground.
Should've tried harder on that edit, my otacon edit is my achievement for the day
>>149250518why did god give me a small penis?
>>149253520>Rangers>Mariners>Padreskek lol wheeze
Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>149253814so is this shit like the wnba now?
>>149254057I can't believe you got the idiom wrong
The rent is getting raised plus tip if they make it to the post season.
I cant believe you got this bussy
This bussy is getting raised plus tip
Pain, this team is so ass. We're in weather delay now.
>>149254072Not really. It's not controlled by MLB they only own like 20%. And the teams aren't partnered with an MLB team like they are in the WNBA.
>>149254080I'm proud of the Rays for doing what we do with less money.
The Portland Chickens will win 8 world series before the Mariners win 1 AL pennant
>>149254104I don't think that'll stand as an error if it was even initially scored that way to begin with, the ball had a spin on it. an error only occurs if the play is deemed to be easy/average, not and outlier like this. it would be like scoring a dropped foul ball in the stands or a missed home run rob as an error. just because you are in position does not mean the play will be easy to make
>>149254104I won't take this league seriously until they move off little league fields
Take this bussy seriously
I think the Mariners suck
>>149254133You're right it was a single. Still it lead to a run coming in when that should have been the 3rd out. This team is not very good.
raffy devers press conference just started
RAFAEL DEVERS PRESS CONFERENCE (LIVE NOW)
https://www.youtube.com/live/8RGVLUZr1NI?si=9RQacTmtKGw9GvJ8
>>149254182that was not an easy play
>>149254191I care gigantepaco
why do we fight, padgers?
>>149254200indeed, extremely :^)
>>149254104women playing sports kek
>>149254198It bounced weird but she still shouldn't have let it get by her, even if she doesn't get the out it keeps the runner at 3rd.
>>149254271go show her how it's done
Should I pick the Giants as my NL team? They're making moves while everyone else is sitting on their hands
>>149254123If there's any other team I've always liked in the AL East, it's the Rays and that's even before the Trop got destroyed. It was fun watching the likes of Longo, Carl Crawford, and of course Wade Boggs play. Wade Boggs never played for the period sox.
casty out tonight for a comment he made towards rob thompson last night. Topper just said the comment was โinappropriateโ
>>149254290I kind of want to like them, but I don't like the way the team treats players
>>149254283Nah i'll just sit here and judge the team that has the worst record in the league with by far the worst run differential.
โtoids getting uppity again
>>149254323kind of mean to talk about the mariners when they're in this very thread
>>149254336what's "'toids' precious?
โฆfag capital of the country
>>149254195Why are they asking him questions as if it was his choice to play here, he got traded. He didn't have a no trade clause either so it's literally not his choice
>>149254363It's not that precious to be honest, just feel free to spread that thing around
>>149254368does he seem happy or dazed?
Imagine asking Devers about what happened in Boston twenty times. Fuck the press.
>>149248868If only Seidler Dodgers bro and that pojeeta sold the franchise to Steve balmer or whoever. This sucks man, Preller got his hands tied with this lawsuit. Like Heyward gonna save us lmao
>>149254317They know snowbirds are going to watch their favorite team play the Rays regardless of anything else. The Trop doesn't seem like it'll be a wake up call and an eries win would just be something extra.
>>149254420It sems like his agent dressed him down because he's very passive
>>149254447Hey babe. Whatโs for dinner tonight?
Mariners have a nl team energy
They should be playing the Dodgers and the Giants 50 times a year
>>149254455they're unironically the team I'd want to see win a WS the least on principle
i have enjoyed watching softball more than baseball (when my teams arent playing)
On Principle for this bussy
>>149254505So they can get exposed by real teams?
>asking Devers about the dodgers
lmao
Is it time to lower the mound?
Aaron Judge here. How do I tell Boone I want to be traded?
>>149254522quit appropriating my word choices for twisted means
>devers looked at his agent
>agent responded to the question
Fuck this PR shit.
>>149254525They just match the NL better than the AL imo.
And the Rockies go to AL
>>149254560which makes aaron judge seem every more impressive
>>149254576does he seem more childlike or just plain dumb
>>149254588Nah move the Astros back to the NL if anything.
>>149254576the guy translating for him is the giants spanish radio announcer
>>149254560my los angeles doyers are demons
>>149254609why even bother having translators for the spanish players at this point, just have english to spanish translators for the 5 english speaking players
>>149254560It's Japan's fault
>>149254560isn't this a result of the end of small ball and contact hitting and the rise of retards swinging for the fences every at-bat?
I love how the sheer presence of dodgers fans is enough to make /mlb/ seethe
>>149254627Just learn spanish. It's a very easy language
jack dreyer and ben casparius getting a few rookie votes
>>149254104please give us a (you) when the game starts up again
>>149254671you're 3rd generation and don't speak it...
>>149254671Even chicanos donโt speak Spanish
Speak spanish to this bussy
Speak spanish to this bussy to this bussy
>>149254511You have a point, it would be like if the current day Rockies, A's, or White Sox won.
>it's all the same baseball
>I just want to play
>I'll play whenever and wherever they put me
as much as you might want to hear more, that's all you need
>thomson benched castellanos for tonight
nothing's going to happen tonight
conforto is going to make a comeback
>>149254671Americans can barely speak one language, do you really expect them to learn another?
delayed start, it's raining gay cum in atl
Today is National Mascot Day!
which mascot would you most like to rape? for me it's Clark Bear.
>>149254943You can't ride a dirt bike, make a good bbq, fuck a white blond girl, speed and drink with friends, smell good, etc..
>>149254943then why do you want to be american so badly?
>>149255004Mrs Met but it wouldnโt be rape because she would obviously enjoy. You just know Mr Met canโt sexually satisfy her
>>149255147mr met has a harem
Dude you really gotta cool it with the fuckin stick bug posting okay?
>>149255154literally no ass.
It's not looking good for this softball game
>>149254650the late 90s/early 00s was not a small ball era
Meet the fagmest, meet the fagmest.
Head for the park and greet the fagmest.
Black cock, twink ass all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those fagmest are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in every bathroom stall.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go fagmest, they are cummin' all over New York town.
>>149255255Are the mest the gayest in all of baseball?
>>149255267No thatโs the Barves
>>149255267Unironically the braves
>>149255267grimace sings the anthem too?
>>149255306No, that's black ogre
Metsbros, I'm gonna hit the panic button if we lose this series to the Braves. I'm still sour by how badly we got whooped by fucking Tampa Bay
>>149255267Just to clarify, the big black lady was singing the United States national anthem while the scoreboard was showing not the US flag but the gay flag you see in the video.
>>149255267The absolute state of New York
>>149255351>i don't wanna be here>let's destroy the giants too
>>149255343why wasn't she singing the gay anthem of america? wtf it's 2025, that's unacceptable
>>149247533tony... easy on the flakes
>>149255351Good luck with that fat two-tool player and his $31M annual salary for the next nine years.
>>149255267I think because the mets don't really have a large dedicated fanbase they're going for the gays/lesbians so they can be known as "the gay team" or whatever
>>149255267imagine my surprise
why is no one talking about any of the three games currently being played
>>149255408>imagine my surpriseI cannot imagine
>>149255418my dodgers aren't playing, nobody cares
>>149255429nobody cares when they do play, paco
>>149255429/mlb/ would be dead without ohtani
>>149255438/mlb/ has been dead the past 24 hours BECAUSE of all the ohtranny slurping yesterday, we avoided the place to let you goon it out of your system
>>149255418The Phillies are a boring creature of analytics. The Tigers play in Comedy Central. The rest are teams no one cares about.
It's almost time for Yankees baseball :/
>wind blowing out finally
Thank Cripes
>>149254681Both games have been postponed. No softball today
>>149255429everybody cares when they play, chad
someone get a nu started, I don't like posting past 490
>>149255502I only post when Yam and May pitch
I searched kikuchi on twitter and all the results are large breasted japanese woman
I'm on it. Bakespie, put 'em up!
>>149255476>Yankeesie - The most soulless organization in baseball
Forget history. The Yankees organization hasn't been anything close to resembling the Yankees organization of yesteryear for at least 25 years now and especially for the last fifteen years. It's as though the organization has been run by a soulless AI for the last 15 years.
Asstros. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
>>149255543Are you the scamp who's been stealing my nu's?
don't even think about it
>>149255351the giants signed grimace??
It's time for Yankees baseball.
>>149255603actually, yours is 481
>>149255486oh that sucks, thanks for the info
>>149255526huge breasts and asian women are a famous duo
>>149255603>480Is that the number of white people remaining in Houston?
>>149255625>>149255555>b cups are bigstick bugs
>>149255631my uncle owns a trailer park and you would be surprised (or maybe not) how many of them have cars made in the last 3 years and/or worth over $50,000. Like 3 or 4 of them drive $100,000 trucks, one of those being a Lightning and the other being a Rivian.
he's also good friends with a repo tow man, so, there's that
>>149255617Have this webm i made as consolation
>>149255646>inside city limitsnobody ventures there
>>149255676pretty sure the train has baseballs in it now
>>149255674they should celebrate by dragging a random fan onto the field (me) and taking turns sitting on his face
https://archive.is/eDdpS
erm...
>>149255711ain't clicking that shit
mest
md5: 9980ba1572f30f6168fb39ca3df828da
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>>149255408I imagine you found that not surprising
Gg Angels
>22 Scoreless Innings