Thread 149247279

New Tigers Fan Edition
>You can only reply to OP if your team has a playoff berth

>>149247279 (OP)
ALCS 2025

>>149247279 (OP)
That’s one fuckin nice kitty right there

>>149247279 (OP)
previous thread >>149242827

>>149247344
thank you

>>149247279 (OP)
gm also doyers

>>149247361
You're a pedophile.

doyers

>>149247279 (OP)
New tigers fan here: when I was a kid I was obsessed with white tigers because of the circus. Everyone thinks Siberian tigers are white but it’s ackshually a mutation of a bengal tiger gene. The tigers play at comerica park and are leading the ALC 9.0 games btw.

>>149247365
you're delusional

>>149247376
>posts anime children and has hundreds of images and videos worth of them stored on his hard drive.
My brother in Christ, you think normal people do that?

>>149247400
not him but this is 4chan and includes all kinds. believing in the sky fairy isn't normal to me but that's your thing. In any case, why bring that kind of energy this early in the morning?

>>149247400
Don't project your degenerate feelings onto my lucky baseball meme. Also
>hundreds
lmao

My Reds :)

>>149247465
psychoanalyze his ass queen!

let’s all relax, you’re scaring the new tigers fans

>>149247435
>this is 4chan and includes all kinds
Go back.

>>149247504
you think you've been here longer than me? you think you're the only one that doesn't like everything they see here?

>>149247512
>you think you've been here longer than me?
Holy neckbeard, touch grass you stinky doyerpaco.

I hate hololive and vtubers tbqh but you’re out of touch saying be normal on the website that coined the term normies kek

I wish Jack Flaherty was more reliable

You're all losers, maybe you should try not being pedophiles and rapists. Sound advice. IDC about your anime website.

>>149247526
that's more like it go back and touch grass midwit language user.

dying out

bad morning mariners nation

>>149247544
>feeding the trolls
NTA, but well accomplished life you have there friend.

>>149247563
GM m's bro.

Quick, how do (you) enjoy your cuppa?

>>149247580
Iced.

>>149247576
ah, gentle condescension. the mark if a truly accomplished life! thanks, frendo!

>>149247580
Cubano

>>149247580
A splash of french vanilla creamer

>>149247596
don't know if I've had one

>>149247580
Cortado or a cappuccino, drip coffee black.

>>149247592
Unquestionably right

I feel comfortable saying the Dodgers, Giants and Padres are all making the playoffs. I don't think any of the NL Central teams hovering around the 6 spot will get it together.

>>149247872
way too early to say. key injuries and possibly trades can make a big difference.

gm

>>149247580
I don’t consume the caffeinated Jew. Water for me thanks.

>>149247928
Sparkling or still?

and you all thought houspie was autistic

>>149246929
>>149247835
>>149247043

>>149247941
drinking distilled water is bad for you

gm

>>149248014
gm

>>149247400
>My brother in Christ

>Watching Houston A's highlights
>Kurtz walkoff into the picnic seats
Kinda kino ngl

>>149247969
I find it equally, if not more, peculiar that you have taken it upon yourself to monitor these posts. It appears that you may be attempting to deflect responsibility from yourself through this action houspie...

>>149247580
with a teaspoon of nesquik choco syrup stirred in

>>149248014
>>149248017
cringe

>>149248042
ASStros lel

>>149247872
Giants can barely beat the Rockies, they definitely arent making the playoffs

>>149248042
I was watching part of that game last night. That open outfield seating is kino

>>149248071
>>149247969

>>149248073
That's before they got Devers for a bag of beans

trashcans lmao

Keep it cat related in a new Tiger fan genny

>>149248068
cringe

>>149248084
>>149248080

>>149248104
sorry, this was meant for >>149248071

>>149248114
it's okay, we've all been nu at one point

149247969

nothing better then letting my wife have her fun while watching some cubbies baseball!

>>149248104
Your description lacks detail, to say the least. Are you one of those individuals from the Midwest who struggles to articulate their thoughts coherently?

Doyers

Thinkin bout bassball

>>149248148
you know that's a guy in the costume, right? a zesty faggot in fact

>>149248162
Ok?

>>149248167
>gay pride flags

>>149248151
gm, who would charmander root for?

>Mrs. Met us actually a femboy
WTF I love the Mets now

>>149248150
nah, I just always respond to cringeposer with cringe back

>>149248193
ironic :^)

>>149248083
Devers was only playing well so he'd get moved, he's going to reverse Panda the Giants

>>149248185
as a neutral the M's should be bulbasaur (green and blue) and the Mets should be charmander (only team with orange)

>>149247533
Boy, does that sound familiar.

GM coffee bros.
Enjoying some coffee outside while soaking in the sun this fine morning

>>149247400
>normal people
normalfags get OUT of my basedball thread

>>149248268
But the cap matches perfectly! I think it was the Father’s Day cap from last year. Orioles wear orange too, also tigers to a lesser extent.

>>149248217
can't meme :^)

>>149248367
was meant for >>149248355 >>149248341
I misclicked again

doggie doos won that june game

>>149248433
jumbojackpandamcnuggerbros won that game

dodgers won *nodding my head like this guy >>149242827*

>>149248332
You're right, I kinda forget the O's exist sometimes. And when I think Detroit I think dark blue.

Apparently this is best pitched game this year in profesional baseball

>>149248532
FAGGets kek!

>>149248519
very impressive. how old is he?

FAGGets kek!!!

>>149248563
27 and is posting eligible

>>149248577
hope he gets paid and does well. hopefully ending up somewhere unexpected like Toronto, perhaps?

>>149248589
I doubt he's ending up anywhere outside of California

>>149248519
I...Imai.... Imait not be working out in Japan, welcome to Seattle!

>Use division rival as a rehab game
>Beat em anyway

>>149248619
I wouldn't be so quick to assume that. Who knows how much any team will have to spend and what their needs will be when the time comes.

>>149248658
Shameferu disprau

>>149248785
anyone know if his wife left him yet?

NPB Results

>>149248785
Just found out Ippei is staying at FCI Allenwood, not surprised he's in the low security prison.

>>149248826
NPB standings

>>149248832
tfw he was the fuck my ass poster all along

>>149248847
KBO Results

Based

>>149248868
honestly the Dodgers are doing all the teams a big solid by spreading the brand and being mostly, perhaps solely, responsible for growing the game. we should all look to be more supportive of them and put aside all our petty and selfish grievances and jealousies for the good of the game.

>>149248677
Not getting my hopes up. Don't wanna get burned again...
>>149248868
Well, the fact that it was the free game of the day definitely helped with that

>>149248868
>n-no one cares doyerpaco!

>>149248519
When does he come to the dodgers

Stupid Chicago radio DJ won’t get off this batting order thing with PCA every day I have to listen to his squeaky Skokie Jewish voice complain about PCA not leading off

Mike Trout wasted his career.

why did the mest give PCA to the cubes

>>149249028
To make room for Juan Soto’s contract.

>>149248519
Baystars bros...

uh, jombronies? how does this impact /ourguys/?

Ohtani is the GOAT

>>149249063
considered and thoughtful approach

how do i get better at sports banter

>>149249095
send soto to the warehouse games

>>149249095
Expect a massive dip in breakdowns where he highlights bad umpires, and retarded MLB decision making. Also no more cursing and doing drugs on youtube.

>>149248916
Unironically true. Dodgers (and Ohtani) are hard carrying this sport.

>>149249021
But his WAR that one time

It looks like a lot of anonymous execs are throwing shade at the Giants over this trade:
https://archive.is/20250617014657/https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giants/article/mlb-executives-scouts-grade-giants-trade-rafael-20380084.php
>David Ortiz - "No one is indispensable on a team. The only way to become indispensable is by doing things the right way, all the way around."
>“My initial reaction was: Did they just get a combo between Carlos Santana and Pablo Sandoval?” one NL scout said.
>"His defense is not a plus, his baserunning is not a plus and I see him getting fat."
>"If I thought he was more like José Ramírez, I would be all-in but I don’t see that kind of character or the speed and defense Ramírez offers.”
>One executive described Devers as “moody” and prone to conditioning issues
>“Word is Devers wants no part of DH,” the scout said. “Where is he going to play when Matt Chapman gets back?"
>“I get that they need an impact bat in the lineup. I’m not critical of the deal. Just wondering if he fits into the culture that Posey is trying to build.”
>One agent who represented no players in the deal noted that long-term deals for DH types have the potential to backfire, and with $260 million or so still owed Devers, it might hamper the Giants’ ability to do other things in a few years
>Another agent said he was disappointed Devers hadn’t embraced moving to first. “If you’re paid a lot of money to play baseball and they want you to play rover, go play rover,” the agent said.

>>149249157
not true, it's not the dodgers it's literally just shohei

Ichiro.

>>149248868
all of san diego tuned in to watch the world series

>>149249196
it's definitely going to help them in the short term. we'll see how it plays out.

>>149249099
gayest of all trannies

>>149249199
Dodgers deserve credit for letting Ohtani's star shine brighter. They did more with him in 1 year than Angels did in 6.

>>149249157
like you, i didn't even know this sport existed until ohtani
thank you ohtani for making baseball famous

>>149249196
Devers is a lazy nigger. Not even racist it’s the truth.

>>149249266
that's racist. you're racist.

>>149249157
Ohtani is undeniable. He brought so many fans to the sport like never before. Truly the Jackie Robinson of this era.

>>149249260
Only because the Dodgers have other competent players that have allowed them to be successful in the playoffs. If the Dodgers missed the playoffs every year like the Angels, it would be the exact same situation.

>>149248868
I should have watched Padgers but I didn't.

I’ve been a lifelong Dodgers fan since 2020

>>149249265
Many such cases

>>149249313
I've been a lifelong fan since before they moved the team to LA from Boston.

>>149249325
do you follow Naoya Inoue also?

>>149249377
Nah I'm not into boxing.

Thoughts?

>>149249390
hahahahaha what the fuck

>>149249347
The dodgers were unironically my NL team after Nomar went there. Too many bandwagoners now so I’m not gay.

>>149249390
just make it say DODGERS

>>149249388
I'm a big fan and I probably look forward to his fights more than any other sporting event.

>>149249347
>they think dodgers came from boston
Falseflaggers are fucking retarded LMAO

>>149249390
ugly!

>>149249390
don't even remember what happened last year or who one. pretty sure it was the AL.

>>149249413
are you a Red Sox fan? curious if you're being real since Nomar was toward the end of his career when he went to LA.

>>149249431
I've seen like one or two fights but they only have like 2 fights per year and I always end up missing them so I can't really get invested

>>149249390
I'm glad the teams realized that not having your All-star players wear their team uniforms at the ASG was bad for business and optics

>>149249291
Sounds like you two agree.

>>149249390
Can I get uh...

>>149249487
>I always end up missing them
Iktf. I unironically will use post its as reminders sometimes because of a lack of attention it draws in the current media landscape. boxing just doesn't have the mass appeal it once did now.

this has had him in a tizzy for a week now

A new Iranian nuclear site has been identified in California. This location needs to be targeted by Israel as soon as possible.

>>149249479
Yes. Every kid in Massachusetts loved Nomar.

>>149249685
good thing the marines are already on the ground

>>149249685
I chuckled

>>149249685
UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

>>149249685
rude

>>149249685
Dropping a nuke on SD tonight

>>149249712
He had a good career, but it was a shame what happened with the injuries and the way he left Boston. I hoped he was going to play his entire career there and become a Hoer.

>>149249762
It really was. Boston always has bad endings with legends. I also liked the Dodgers Manny.

>>149249712
Nomahh

>>149249777
yeah, Manny era in LA was insane. roids and all. easily one of the most likeable players ever.

>>149247526
He's been here since a few weeks ago chud, show some respect

GIVE US A HIGHLANDER ALTERNATE

We reverse course tonight against the Barves, right Metsbros? Right?

Tigers vs Dodgers World Series
cats vs dogs, trips confirm

Please /mlb/ help me email the Yankees FO to petition a new uniform.

>>149249740
Why does T-Mobile look so much better than Dodger stadium if the Dodgers have more money than god and a bigger fanbase?

>>149250518
Because Dodger Stadium is old school

>>149250477
sneks vs yankees but this time Iran blows up the Grand Canyon (the native Navajo were suspiciously all home sick that day) and the yankees win it in a spectacular walk off in game 7.

>>149247400
Not even a dodgersfag but where do you think you are newfag?

>>149250547
And ugly as fuck

>>149249390
No one cares about all star games. MLB should just get rid of it

>>149250652
Everyone does actually you stupid NBA loving faggot.

>>149250582
shit take.

when is baseball tho

>>149250664
I don't watch apehoop and NBA shouldn't have an all star game either.

>>149250843
idk, but softball is in a few hours

>>149250652
MLB's all star game is its most watched regular season event...

>>149250878
Not caring about the all star game is such an NBA watcher take

>>149250941
shame cause it's actually grown kind of lame, but I guess there's a sense of tradition.

>>149250652
MLB has the only good all star game left

>>149249390
Slop

>>149250988
Only thing lame about it is fan voting. My Reds should be sending Elly to be the starting NL SS but there are hardly any Reds fans so he's not even top 5 in votes.

>>149251165
Yeah it's fucking lame and easily the worst part of it. It's just a popularity contest and guys that deserve it frequently get overlooked because casuals only pay attention to like 3 or 4 teams.

>>149250934
gonna have to make a /soft/ jenny for people like you, cause that's what you are

>>149251165
he'll be included in the game and probably get about as much playing time as anybody.

>>149251224
I think you'll find that i am frequently hard

>>149251268
saw a headline that said Pages thought Cease threw at him intentionally

>>149251273
kek

>>149250934
It's been rescheduled

patiently waiting for the shiny new toy buster posey got us

Furries are usually mest fans

>>149247580
spoonful of cream
the sugar comes with an accompanying sweet treat

buster posey more like bussy poster

>>149251698
nah you wrong for this bruh..

Resds who is this?

oh nononono stankeebros….

>>149251939
thought his turd cutter would be a little looser

>>149251851
fr fr no cap lmao fr

>>149250547
>chavez latrine

Shohei posted a 9.00 ERA! So goated! His UCL definitely won't tear! HEHEHEHEHEHE

>>149251958
AYOOO READ THE THREAD HOMIE
>>149248868

>>149251998
yeah i ain't reading allat

cody bellinger

belly codinger

>>149251891
a fucking terrible player

>>149251981
kek what a SHITHOLE

Mia Stewart has been signed by the Volts.

jints fans on twitter are still shitting their diapers about that guy who threw a ball on the field WEEKS ago

>>149252055
slow news day syndrome

>>149250547
If LA didn't have hollywood it'd literally just be Griffen Georgia

I'm a girl thou

>>149252044
*vomits*

half of /mlb/ right now since they can't say nigger or faggot on le reddit

>>149252182
t.bandits fan

>>149252199
Based
The Los Angeles Dodgers are proud to welcome all new fans to our beautiful world class fandom.

Rare Jakey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELf4vvhxFjs

>>149252271
New dodgerfans here, should i bring my own knife for the jumpings or are those provided by the team?

>>149252040
Oh maybe he's replacing luke after he finishes rehab in tacompton.

>>149252327
Is that the Dodger Stadium parking lot or the Allegiant Stadium parking lot?

>>149252199
what will these people do when ohtani retires?

>>149252396
They won't be watching baseball anymore after he severs his UCL, give it like 2 years

>>149252381
There is literally no difference

>>149252396
korean women are fucking disgusting
t. married to a japanese woman

>>149252040
jacob hurtbussy

I can haz Kikuchi

>>149252396
They already don't watch baseball. Ask them about any other team and they can't tell you shit

There's one jap girl I know and she's hot as fuck. Already knows she fucks great too. She got locked down by a drug blue collar dude. Shame.

>>149252483
I like boys

>>149252460
Hi Shohei

>>149252477
dubs of truth. I just wish they'd go to their LGBT website and circle jerk over there but alas they can't

Rape Bernie Brewer

>>149252483
The only japanese girl i knew was a lesbian and was annoying and always looked disheveled. She was nothing like my yuri mangas

>>149252323
Holy shit white wash michelle obama on the right

thoughts?

>>149252327
That'll be an A's jacket soon enough

>>149252635
I don't think Ohtani has emotions desu. Like outwardly he can pretend he does, but inside there's nothing going on.

>>149252323
people getting into the game from this will be making fun of fans coming after them from missing out

Seeing those sweepers is enough to know that once Ohtani gets command of his breaking balls, the whiffs are going to come in bunches.

>>149252769
>once a pitcher stops being shit, he'll be good
Wow great observation

why did this nigga fall off so damn hard

Fourteen of Ohtani's pitches registered at or above 98 mph.

>>149252797
Red sox took this lil nigga for a ride LOL!

>AL MVP
1. Aaron Judge
2. Cal Raleigh
3. Jose Ramirez

>NL MVP
1. Shohei Ohtani
2. Pete Crow-Armstrong
3. Pete Alonso

>AL Cy Young
1. Tarik Skubal
2. Hunter Brown
3. Max Fried

>NL Cy Young
1. Paul Skenes
2. Logan Webb
3. Zack Wheeler

>AL Rookie of the Year
1. Jacob Wilson
2. Carlos Narvaez
3. Shane Smith

>NL Rookie of the Year
1. Drake Baldwin
2. Chad Patrick
3. Hyeseong Kim

>>149252806
He said he had butterflies in his stomach. The adrenaline must have been nuts because I don't think he was supposed to push himself that hard.

>>149252855
I'd like to see Paul Skenes sneak into the top 3 for MVP voting but I don't think he will

>>149251563
I've learned to never get my hopes up for these big name additions. Best additions have always been these unknown dudes like Cody Ross and Scutaro who carried us in 2010 and 2012. Hunter Pence was sorta big I guess. But still, I remember how much of a disappointment Carlos Beltran was and we gave away Zach Wheeler for him :(

>>149252900
a pitcher basically has to be twice as good as the next best arm to be MVP

>>149252900
If his team wasn't complete dogshit he might

Ohtani should win cy young because he also has to hit. No other pitcher has had to do that this year. He should be #1 for cy young at this point

>>149252920
next highest in WAR is gore and skenes is almost 100 ERA+ higher than him

he's having an insane season

Recker's a lock for AOTY

>Rockies have 6 wins this month already
you flyover pieces of shit NL Least get your act together

Pitcher WAR???
giggles

>>149253007
yeah, it's amazing that's he's arguably the best pitcher in the game already

>>149253045
I love science, nintendo, and fangraphs

>>149253062
yeeeeeeaAaaaaaaAAAAHHH AND I FUCKING LOVE CHARLES DARWIN

>>149252956
this. so much this.

So much of this bussy

Ohtani doesn’t have to use a bidet or toilet paper because people lick his arsehole for him

>News: The Blue Jays have placed Bowden Francis on the 15-day IL with a “right shoulder impingement”
>RHP Erik Swanson has been designated for assignment.
>RHP Paxton Schultz and LHP Justin Bruihl are up from AAA.
It's over...

>>149252956
With so many 90 year old managers I wish at least one would scoff at Manfredball and just play lineups like "the good old days" (of 5 years ago) and have the pitcher bat as if the memerules for babies weren't put in

Really don’t see the point of trading for Kikuchi if he costs more than a ham sandwich he wouldn’t be a playoff pitcher

Manage this bussy

Trade for this bussy

Manage this bussy

>>149252855
>Hyeseong Kim
Stopped reading there

>>149252529
>She was nothing like my yuri mangas

>>149252855
>aaron fudge
That post-season choker really shouldn't even be part of this conversation

Manga this bussy

>>149253168
He's not amazing, but he'll stay healthy and give you 5+ solid innings every start. That's valuable

I’m going to drop a stack of books on my testes

Choke this bussy

stack this bussy

>>149253262
That’s true back of the rotation guys get paid millions of dollars I guess it all comes down to how BigAsian values him

>>149253205
If only his .500 batting average weren't being wasted in the 9 spot in a sad attempt to inflate precious babby Ohtani's stats

fill this bussy

Yesterday's DOYERS game was the most watched baseball game in the history of mankind.

Rotate this bussy

>>149253310
>Ohtani’s stats
Stopped reading there

BigAsian this bussy

>>149253333
quads of truth

>>149253205
I hope so, because that was the last line.

strawberry biscuit this bussy

Watch this bussy

Fuck this bussy

Line this bussy

rusty trombone this bussy

>>149253377
Nice dubs

>caatellanos benched today after making some comments to thomsen after he pulled him yesterday
>said he crossed the line

Bench this bussy

3/5ths of the way to nu

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc

projected standings

>>149253437
lmao what did he say

>>149253489
and me I eat dust

>>149253520
That's a lot of unfounded faith in the Mariners and Rangers. The Cubs not making the playoffs would be insane lol

>>149253520
>rags
>1st place
Yeah no bud

>>149253564
its not even worth replying to I have a hard time believing he's doing this for any reason other than to get a reaction from cubs fans. I won't give the stupid bastard the satisfaction

Satisfy this bussy

>>149253522
Nobody knows but it's his first time not starting since September 2023

Nobody knows this bussy

>>149247580
black. iced if the weather demands

Nobody knows the bussy i've seen

>>149253229
all of my this

>>149248519
come to seattle please. we have japanese weather and ichiro and fish

>>149253599
kek. I always assumed he was just some weird retard.

>>149248433
cringe

this is on craigslist for $100 should I cop?

>>149248532
>crowd cheering
pathetic

>>149248868
and everyone turned it off after the first inning

the psyop works

>>149253780
>fudgepacker fan

>>149253780
it looks like it might be a decent investment if you wanted to restore it and cool to have if you want to noodle around with it.

>>149253599
>its not even worth replying to I have a hard time believing he's doing this for any reason other than to get a reaction from cubs fans. I won't give the stupid bastard the satisfaction

Blaze vs Volts is on but the stream is broken i guess

https://www.mlb.com/video/ausl-live-blaze-vs-volts-158913?t=athletes-unlimited-softball-league

>>149249196
>fat ass
>refuses to dh
how retarded is this man. if you're going to be a fat shit liability your only option is DH. if you want to play the field put down the fried chicken. dominican luka doncic ass

>>149249534
>64 respondents

>>149253811
absolutely fucking based i hope you made that

>>149249390
>>149249505
bingo

>>149253811
checked lmao

>>149253319
no

>>149253335
that's a good place to stop

>>149249685
koufax would never allow this

>>149253814
Okay its on now at this link
https://www.mlb.com/ausl

>>149253734
>kek. I always assumed he was just some weird retard.

>>149253874
he looks phenomenal for his age

Cub this bussy

>>149253892
I feel like I'm fairly observant about some things but realize I have my blind spots. That post helped to shed some more light on this place for me and that's a good thing.

>>149250518
newer is not always better. dodger stadium, wrigley, and fenway are the beating heart of baseball in america. the strength of the sport is its rich history and tradition, and these stadiums are the only remaining sacred ground.

Should've tried harder on that edit, my otacon edit is my achievement for the day

>>149250518
why did god give me a small penis?

Cubs won that game

>>149253520
>Rangers
>Mariners
>Padres

kek lol wheeze

Does a bear shit in the woods?

>>149253814
so is this shit like the wnba now?

Shit in this bussy

>>149254057
I can't believe you got the idiom wrong

The rent is getting raised plus tip if they make it to the post season.

I cant believe you got this bussy

>>149254084
>>149254074
autism

This bussy is getting raised plus tip

Pain, this team is so ass. We're in weather delay now.

>>149254072
Not really. It's not controlled by MLB they only own like 20%. And the teams aren't partnered with an MLB team like they are in the WNBA.

This bussy has autism

Weather delay this bussy

>>149254080
I'm proud of the Rays for doing what we do with less money.

The Portland Chickens will win 8 world series before the Mariners win 1 AL pennant

>>149254104
I don't think that'll stand as an error if it was even initially scored that way to begin with, the ball had a spin on it. an error only occurs if the play is deemed to be easy/average, not and outlier like this. it would be like scoring a dropped foul ball in the stands or a missed home run rob as an error. just because you are in position does not mean the play will be easy to make

Easy to make this bussy

>>149254104
I won't take this league seriously until they move off little league fields

Take this bussy seriously

I think the Mariners suck

>>149254133
You're right it was a single. Still it lead to a run coming in when that should have been the 3rd out. This team is not very good.

raffy devers press conference just started

RAFAEL DEVERS PRESS CONFERENCE (LIVE NOW)

https://www.youtube.com/live/8RGVLUZr1NI?si=9RQacTmtKGw9GvJ8

>>149254182
that was not an easy play

>>149253766
cringe :^)

>>149254191
I care gigantepaco

why do we fight, padgers?

Conference this bussy

>>149254191
>>149254195
nobody cares, paco

>>149254200
indeed, extremely :^)

>>149254104
women playing sports kek

Giantpacos care

>>149254224
ironic :^)

>>149254263
>>149254224

>>149254198
It bounced weird but she still shouldn't have let it get by her, even if she doesn't get the out it keeps the runner at 3rd.

Nu in a fu

>>149254271
go show her how it's done

>>149254269
>>149254200

Translators suck.

Should I pick the Giants as my NL team? They're making moves while everyone else is sitting on their hands

>>149254123
If there's any other team I've always liked in the AL East, it's the Rays and that's even before the Trop got destroyed. It was fun watching the likes of Longo, Carl Crawford, and of course Wade Boggs play. Wade Boggs never played for the period sox.

>>149254286
>>149254286

casty out tonight for a comment he made towards rob thompson last night. Topper just said the comment was “inappropriate”

>>149254292
>>149254224

>>149254290
I kind of want to like them, but I don't like the way the team treats players

>>149254283
Nah i'll just sit here and judge the team that has the worst record in the league with by far the worst run differential.

‘toids getting uppity again

>>149254323
kind of mean to talk about the mariners when they're in this very thread

>>149254301
>pfma

>>149254336
what's "'toids' precious?

…fag capital of the country

Precious bussy

>>149254195
Why are they asking him questions as if it was his choice to play here, he got traded. He didn't have a no trade clause either so it's literally not his choice

>>149254363
It's not that precious to be honest, just feel free to spread that thing around

Fuck this ass

>>149254368
does he seem happy or dazed?

Give dis ass apoundin

Imagine asking Devers about what happened in Boston twenty times. Fuck the press.

Pound this bussy

>>149248868
If only Seidler Dodgers bro and that pojeeta sold the franchise to Steve balmer or whoever. This sucks man, Preller got his hands tied with this lawsuit. Like Heyward gonna save us lmao

>>149254317
They know snowbirds are going to watch their favorite team play the Rays regardless of anything else. The Trop doesn't seem like it'll be a wake up call and an eries win would just be something extra.

Devide this bussy

>>149254420
It sems like his agent dressed him down because he's very passive

>>149254447
Hey babe. What’s for dinner tonight?

Mariners have a nl team energy
They should be playing the Dodgers and the Giants 50 times a year

Fruit pickers lol

>>149254455
they're unironically the team I'd want to see win a WS the least on principle

i have enjoyed watching softball more than baseball (when my teams arent playing)

On Principle for this bussy

>>149254505
So they can get exposed by real teams?

Exposed by real bussy

>asking Devers about the dodgers
lmao

Is it time to lower the mound?

Dodge this bussy

Aaron Judge here. How do I tell Boone I want to be traded?

>>149254522
quit appropriating my word choices for twisted means

>devers looked at his agent
>agent responded to the question
Fuck this PR shit.

>>149254525
They just match the NL better than the AL imo.
And the Rockies go to AL

>>149254560
which makes aaron judge seem every more impressive

>>149254576
does he seem more childlike or just plain dumb

>>149254588
Nah move the Astros back to the NL if anything.

>>149254576
the guy translating for him is the giants spanish radio announcer

Impress this bussy

>>149254560
my los angeles doyers are demons

>>149254609
why even bother having translators for the spanish players at this point, just have english to spanish translators for the 5 english speaking players

Translate this bussy

>>149254560
It's Japan's fault

>>149254560
isn't this a result of the end of small ball and contact hitting and the rise of retards swinging for the fences every at-bat?

Fault this bussy

I love how the sheer presence of dodgers fans is enough to make /mlb/ seethe

>>149254627
Just learn spanish. It's a very easy language

Seethe at this bussy

jack dreyer and ben casparius getting a few rookie votes

>>149254104
please give us a (you) when the game starts up again

language this bussy

>>149254671
you're 3rd generation and don't speak it...

Start up this bussy

>>149254671
creo que no

votes for this bussy

>>149254671
Even chicanos don’t speak Spanish

Speak spanish to this bussy

Speak spanish to this bussy to this bussy

>>149254511
You have a point, it would be like if the current day Rockies, A's, or White Sox won.

>it's all the same baseball
>I just want to play
>I'll play whenever and wherever they put me
as much as you might want to hear more, that's all you need

>thomson benched castellanos for tonight
nothing's going to happen tonight

conforto is going to make a comeback

>>149254671
Americans can barely speak one language, do you really expect them to learn another?

delayed start, it's raining gay cum in atl

Today is National Mascot Day!

which mascot would you most like to rape? for me it's Clark Bear.

>>149254943
You can't ride a dirt bike, make a good bbq, fuck a white blond girl, speed and drink with friends, smell good, etc..

>>149254943
then why do you want to be american so badly?

Mascot this bussy

deletespie out in force

Delete this bussy

>>149255004
Mrs Met but it wouldn’t be rape because she would obviously enjoy. You just know Mr Met can’t sexually satisfy her

>>149255147
mr met has a harem

>>149255154
I threw up

Dude you really gotta cool it with the fuckin stick bug posting okay?

>>149255154
literally no ass.

It's not looking good for this softball game

>>149254650
the late 90s/early 00s was not a small ball era

Meet the fagmest, meet the fagmest.
Head for the park and greet the fagmest.
Black cock, twink ass all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those fagmest are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in every bathroom stall.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go fagmest, they are cummin' all over New York town.

>>149255255
Are the mest the gayest in all of baseball?

>>149255267
No that’s the Barves

>>149255267
Unironically the braves

>>149255267
grimace sings the anthem too?

>>149255267
KEK

>>149255306
No, that's black ogre

Metsbros, I'm gonna hit the panic button if we lose this series to the Braves. I'm still sour by how badly we got whooped by fucking Tampa Bay

>>149255267

Just to clarify, the big black lady was singing the United States national anthem while the scoreboard was showing not the US flag but the gay flag you see in the video.

>>149255267
The absolute state of New York

>>149255351
>i don't wanna be here
>let's destroy the giants too

>>149255343
why wasn't she singing the gay anthem of america? wtf it's 2025, that's unacceptable

>>149255351
looks sus

>>149247533
tony... easy on the flakes

>>149255351
Good luck with that fat two-tool player and his $31M annual salary for the next nine years.

>>149255267
I think because the mets don't really have a large dedicated fanbase they're going for the gays/lesbians so they can be known as "the gay team" or whatever

>>149255267
imagine my surprise

why is no one talking about any of the three games currently being played

>>149255408
>imagine my surprise

I cannot imagine

>>149255418
my dodgers aren't playing, nobody cares

Metropolitans :)

>>149255429
nobody cares when they do play, paco

>>149255429
/mlb/ would be dead without ohtani

>>149255438
/mlb/ has been dead the past 24 hours BECAUSE of all the ohtranny slurping yesterday, we avoided the place to let you goon it out of your system

>>149255418
The Phillies are a boring creature of analytics. The Tigers play in Comedy Central. The rest are teams no one cares about.

It's almost time for Yankees baseball :/

The New York Zests

>wind blowing out finally
Thank Cripes

>>149254681
Both games have been postponed. No softball today

>>149255429
everybody cares when they play, chad

KEK ONIONS

someone get a nu started, I don't like posting past 490

>>149255502
I only post when Yam and May pitch

>>149255502
here ya go
>>149247279 (OP)
>>149247279 (OP)
>>149247279 (OP)
NU

I searched kikuchi on twitter and all the results are large breasted japanese woman

I'm on it. Bakespie, put 'em up!

>>149255476
>Yankees

ie - The most soulless organization in baseball

Forget history. The Yankees organization hasn't been anything close to resembling the Yankees organization of yesteryear for at least 25 years now and especially for the last fifteen years. It's as though the organization has been run by a soulless AI for the last 15 years.

Fuck my ass

>>149255526
WHOA!

Asstros. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

>>149255543
Are you the scamp who's been stealing my nu's?

how dare you

don't even think about it

>>149255351
the giants signed grimace??

It's time for Yankees baseball.

480...

>>149255603
actually, yours is 481

>>149255486
oh that sucks, thanks for the info

>>149255526
huge breasts and asian women are a famous duo

>>149255603
>480

Is that the number of white people remaining in Houston?

>>149255625
>>149255555
>b cups are big
stick bugs

sneks

>>149255631
my uncle owns a trailer park and you would be surprised (or maybe not) how many of them have cars made in the last 3 years and/or worth over $50,000. Like 3 or 4 of them drive $100,000 trucks, one of those being a Lightning and the other being a Rivian.

he's also good friends with a repo tow man, so, there's that

>>149255617
Have this webm i made as consolation

>>149255646
>inside city limits
nobody ventures there

>>149255676
pretty sure the train has baseballs in it now

>>149255674
they should celebrate by dragging a random fan onto the field (me) and taking turns sitting on his face

https://archive.is/eDdpS
erm...

nu in a few!

morning :)

>>149255711
ain't clicking that shit

/nu/

>>149255777
>>149255777
>>149255777

/nu/

499

>>149255408
I imagine you found that not surprising

Gg Angels

>22 Scoreless Innings