stan lee awarded tonight? or, are we going to game 7?
9:27pm ADT >turds, >soilers
last time, >>149234595

i want a game 7 but the Oilers look done.

Doing some housecleaning in the nose rn

>>149247293
they need mcd and drai to be as good tonight as they were in game 1 (one)

>>149247296
did you mean the nude, silly?

#TimeToHunt

i want 1v16

we NEED a game 7 or we wont hear pink pony club ever again

dubs and

>we won't hear pink pony club again
why is there a subsection of 4chan that loves shitty white women music?

If Panties score first, especially if it's a softy, this game could get ugly (meaning beautiful).

business idea: top 16 teams in points qualify for the playoffs regardless of conference or division
matchups are determined by random draw

>>149247283 (OP)
I think so many anticipated a game 7 that it’s only fitting to end it in 6.

>>149247325
I don’t want to see more of Gary and his lottery balls

Apparently Sunrise doesn't have a Waffle House or a PDQ :c

If it hadn't been for trb
Bud would have 1 long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, trb?

Does Gary have to award the cup to the team that wins the finals or can he choose a different team if he wants?

we want the bud
we want the bud

>>149247293
To be fair, there was 1 day off between games 4 and 5, which puts a top heavy team like the oilers at a bigger disadvantage than one that can run 4 lines

That being said, I'm not sure how much an extra day will help this deep into the playoffs, and the cats are here for a 3rd year, so they gotta be tired too...

>>149247380
Apparently not. The entire NHL fuckin sucks to the point where a team with a dead Tkachuk can make it to 3 straight finals.

>>149247304
No, he's picking his nose

>>149247380
I think the Panthers just have a killer instinct the Soilers lack. They know they can end it tonight and that is enough to overcome any amount of exhaustion.

>>149247399
Would you say the Panthers are students of the game?

>>149247293
I just want the panthers to come out tonight and end it.
Anything can happen in game 7, don't even risk it

>>149247283 (OP)
>ADT
Piss off b'y

>>149247348
What about an ihop?

>>149247413
Same. I’m ready to move on with my summer.

>>149247415
language!

will this retarded idea actually go through? Utah and Chicago have way too many picks to not get something like this done

>>149247423
yea they have one

>>149247348
There's one down 75 and a pdq southeast of amerant

You should go to magoos tho, or the shake shack in Sawgrass

>Mitch Marner cancels annual charity event in Toronto, an ominous sign for free agent
Lads, I think it might be the end of an era

I think Jason Robertson is getting traded.

>>149247424
Remember to come back a week before the season starts for the Fantasy /hoc/ League draft

>>149247444
Jason Robertson trade 100% happening next to Jordan Kyrou and whenever Gibson is getting traded too! I promise the NHL offseason isn't a complete fucking let down!

>>149247457
Apparently Jason Robertson wants something like 11.5-12mx10. I don’t know which team is sucker enough to take him up on that but surely there’s at least one.

If the panthers win tonight then I think they'll win the cup this year.

>>149247283 (OP)
bud1

>he thinks that Gary will miss out on the opportunity to make money out of a game 7 in Canada and market it as McDvid revenge tour from last finals

Are you guys stupid

>>149247475
either team could win tonight

>>149247477
I think Gary will let it end tonight

>>149247477
me?

>>149245719
game 3 was entertaining with all the fighting

>>149247482
yeah but I just gotta feeling that if the panthers win, it's over

>>149247477
Nah Gary is over it. It’s actually Gary’s 4nations revenge tour.

>>149247399
The cats have a reoccurring problem with closing out elimination games. I'm really hoping they can just focus and close it out tonight, especially since they already had a foot off the gas moment in game 4 (really both losses and game 2) but the oilers seem to be really good at coming back from the dead.

I expect this to go 7 but I'm still confident the cats will win on Friday, and hopefully we see riots in deadmonton like Vancouver in 2011.

The SCF should be best of nine. I want more hockey.

Creetard fuck off you retard

>>149247431
how did he post an emoji of the mammoths logo

>>149247501
Meds

>>149247498
there wwere a few world series like that in the early 20th century

>>149247484
>>149247491
Yeah bro, Gary doesn't want to make millions but instead he hates canada so much he'd rather lose millions

>>149247283 (OP)
>>149247310
>>149247348
>>149247380
>>149247423
>>149247492
>>149247502
>>149247516
i got a cock a mile long

>>149247516
Can’t have it both ways coper.

>>149247523
And a half inch wide

>>149247527
That's what I'm saying, oilers fans are already coping that "muh gary hates us :("

What’s a series you want that you haven’t ever seen/hasn’t happened yet like LA vs Dallas?

>>149247523
all me btw

>>149247516
how mnay games did the finals in 2007 and 2021 go again

>>149247539
canucks vs kraken

>>149247539
Flames Islanders

>>149247548
>>149247549
These would both be lit

>>149247498
The playoffs should really have a play in for every single team

>>149247549
hot...

>>149247539
Senatards vs Jest

>>149247538
You're not Finnish, Barkov.

>>149247539
Leafs v Jets

>>149247561
They're not bodybuilding magazines.

Feels good knowing the Penguins will be irrelevant again

>>149247547
Elaborate more on this conspiracy because I cant remember how 2007 and 2021 went exactly

>>149247561
Cope, I was born and raised in Finland and I've only ever played for Finland in international competitions

>>149247573

>>149247575
If I'm born and raised in Japan, does that make me Japanese? Retard

>>149247573
Just like my islanders

>>149247584
Kill yourself.

>>149247539
blues vs red wings

>>149247583
I get it, you're mad that you're not in the spotlight. It's understandable

B U D
U
D

W O N
O
N

>>149247575
they went 5. why didn't gary extend the series for canada buxx?

>>149247591
oh wait i was thinking you meant in the finals

>>149247604
2021 was a complete and utter fluke from the canada division, mobtreal was out of gas and were simply outplayed.

As for 2007, lmao

Surely playing McDoofus for another 30 minutes tonight will pan out better since that has zero accumulative effects according to their fans.

Suicide is sometimes the answer.

Do you think Jackie will be wearing red panties tonight to support our Panthers?

>>149247609
Nope. Literally any matchup you want to see that hasn’t happened yet or hasn’t happened in a very long time

>>149247624
only for trb

>>149247624
To the question "what is never the answer to your problems?"

>>149247611
cope my snes couldve beaten the juggernaut ducks if it werent for gary

>>149247632
true it's the only way to escape bud's 1

>>149247624
Only if like zombies or Africans are about to eat you alive or something though.

>>149247629
Teds versus anyone in SCF

woohoo
when i feel heavy metal

>>149247641
And that french bastard

>>149247651
I love the woohoo song by gorillaz

>>149247283 (OP)
THE COILERS FUCK TURDS GO AMERICAN TRANSPLANT FAKE TEAM GO

Idubbbz and his yoko ono wife from Edmonton are cheering for the oilers so that’s like a guaranteed sign the Panthers will win. The universe is hailing Ls upon them as of late.

only communists and brown people are oilers fans desu

>>149247666
It’s technically by Blur but it is the lead singer of the gorillaz. For it it’s a tie between Clint Eastwood and Melancholy Hill

Edmonton went from 80.94% European in 2001 to 60.78% European in 2021. I'm glad my Oilies are growing

>>149247584

Offseason /mu/ posting is almost here, gentleman.

>2022+3
>its still forcing "just like my islanders"
give it a rest

I’m almost out

>>149247710
I’ve saved up all of my Radiohead posts this time

>making fun of someone for having limited income
>what a sad man you are. especially in these times when the orange faggot and the demented old fuck ruined the economy. to quote larry boy i say we do nuthin' he's a demented old fuck let him rot end this embarrassment now. the state of you. twat
t. trb crying about being poor

>>149247714
just like my islanders

>>149247679
Whatever happened to the oilers flasher? Maybe her implants exploded

>>149247714
theyve done a good job forcing it. i've fully bought it as a caught on meme

>>149247734
they were not implants

>>149247649
gimi

>>149247699
Nice vpn pajeet, but you're getting deported

I READY YEH

>>149247728
NINE BONGS
i
N
E

B
O
N
G
S

>>149247739
They definitely were, she didn't have enough to fix her busted face tho

EVERY TIME I MAKE A RUN
GIRL YOU TURN AROUND AND CRY
I ASK MYSELF WHY OH WHY
SEE YOU MUST UNDERSTAND I CAN'T WORK A NINE TO FIVE
SO I'LL GONE TIL NOVEMBER
SAID I'LL BE GONE TIL NOVEMBER I'LL BE GONE TIL NOVEMBER
YO TELL MY GIRL I'LL BE GONE TIL NOVEMBER
I'LL BE GONE TIL NOVEMBER I'LL BE GONE TIL NOVEMBER
YO TELL MY GIRL YO I'LL BE GONE TIL NOVEMBER
JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH APRIL MAY
I SEE YOU CRYIN BUT GIRL I CAN'T STAY
I'LL BE GONE TIL NOVEMBER I'LL BE GONE TIL NOVEMBER
and give a kiss to my mother

>>149247765
you shouldnt judge or shame a lady nice enough to flash her boobs

>>149247710
I can’t wait to discuss math rock and post rock

>>149247739
Holy virgin

just placed a cheeky wager on the Florida Panthers winning this game on DraftKings™ sportsbook. Always bet responsibly. Must be physically present in the state where you reside. 18 years or older.

>>149247781
That’s what Carter Hart probably thought

>>149247728
How much does it cost to watch platoffs on your tv?

>>149247781
Sorry, you're right

>>149247793
Fuck off Jomboy
>>>>>>rags

>>149247793
Me too! I'm buying a jersey when I win

>>149247728
>the orange faggot and the demented old fuck ruined the economy
It's Justin, stupid.

HAPPY CANADA ELIMINATION DAY

>>149247831
Justin Kirkland?

>>149247833
>Gary hands the Conn Smythe to a Canadian

>>149247831
>>149247840
Its actually the jews

>>149247739
lol, someone post the pic for the lulz

>>149247831
We dont talk about Justin here

The
C O N N S O L A T I O N S M Y T H E
Cup

>>149247843
Nice participation "trophy", faggot.
>>>>>Most Valuable Loser

>>149247824
I bought a lundell shirsey at pantherland before game 3 uwu

I wanted Marchand but the only sizes left were xxl and small, and for some raisin they didn't have Bennett

Dropped a tremendous marner on the clock

>>149247843
Marchand clearly defected, he doesn't count anymore.

Colorado is cooked next year I think. Nashville 2.0 type shit.

>>149247843
1 9 9 3
9
9
3

>>149247860
Don't forget to flush it

>>149247843
Is Gary going to hand it to Connor at gunpoint this year?

>>149247843
Do you mean Bennett or Marchand?

If the panthers win I'm getting a succulent chinese meal

Genuine question. Can Thomas Harley even play for team Canada in the Olympics or is he forced to play for America since he’s technically not even a dual citizen?

>i-i'm not on welfare
>i-i have a limited income and how dare you make fun of that
*everyone tries not to laugh*

>skinner got votes
Journalists are fucking retarded. Stephen would be legitimately better

>>149247888
I'm getting salchipapas :3 (the Columbian version of poutine)

>>149247904
salchipapa deez nuts

>>149247876
MacKinnon and Makar aren’t going to make playoffs for a while

Wordle in 3
Perfect connections

Corporating my cheatmeal day with the finals, suggest what I'll be having, thanks frens

>>149247931

>>149247931
ever hear of a BLT? try the TRB (tomato radish bacon)

>>149247931
Hot dogs

>>149247911
Yup. Ditching Rantanen will be looked back on as one of their biggest blunders.

>>149247293
Never underestimate the Oilers. They were in a worse position last year.

That being said, barring a miracle I don't think they will take the cup this year. They might push it to game 7 but Panthers are just too good. All 4 lines are reliable and their goal tending is top notch. Edmonton has an AHL goalie and only 1 line that can score every game.

>>149247888
Make sure to stop at your local dairy queen for a pregame snack.

>>149247946
Jen

S I N C E 1 9 9 3
I
N
C
E
1
9
9
3

>>149247946
bleh

So if the oilers pull out a win tonight everyone's gonna be memeing that they're inevitable champs for the next few days, right?

>>149247955
R A N T A N E I N A L I N A N E N

>>149247931
what type of disgusting slop / takeout / pizza / fast food does binland have?
get that

>>149247960
dq blizzards aren't even that good tbqhwyl

>>149247931
For me it’s a scandi dog with remoulade and crispy onions

>>149247931
A nice turkey bacon club on white bread, you can't go wrong

which team is getting MARN'd?

trb is so poor he runs the tap and it coughs

>>149247976
i got smarties ice cream last night and but it in my nutribullet
shall be doing the same tonight i reckon

>>149247876
Does Nashville bounce back next year?

Oilers just don’t want it as bad as Florida does.

>>149247960
This is why I'm not worried about a game 7, unless the city of deadmonton pulls the ultimate ass blasted move by closing their DQ

FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN

I talked to the tech he sais he had a plan
He would fix up my drain without tearin up my land
(yee haw!)
PRO DRAIN TECH
PROFESSIONL DRAIN TECHNICIANS

>>149247991
Off the pavement yeah

>>149247976
They're honestly such a ripoff. A mini cup cost $5. You might as well get haagen dazs for that.

>>149247976
Cope

bud did not 1

Good morning /hoc/
Oilers in 7

DQ is insanely pedo.
Their logo HAPPY TASTES GOOD refers to cum. Cum=happy. When the slogan is put in the screen it's done so in white liquid (not milk it's cum)

Wholesome

>>149248035
Meds. NOW.

I've lost 12 kilos since quitting coca cola light and pepsi max in March, really makes you think

I mowed before game 3 and swam before game 5 so I'm gonna do both today for good luck

>>149248015
>>149248035
Its time to go to bed

>>149248046
This is why you dont want to live in a brown or darker neighbourhoods

>>149248030
t. guy who lost to bud

>>149248050
slim tummy now?

>>149248049
>>149248058
Seriously, how does HAPPY taste good? It's cum. The VO guy (a gorwn man) trying to talk like an excited disney sitcom character cements the pedo aspect

>>149248046
I wish he were my neighbor, I would convince him to stay with Florida on a 3mil contract and make up for the loss with a fat DQ sponsorship

>>149248050
arent those zero calories? how did they make you fat?

>>149248070
It’s tard speak because the target audience for shitty ice cream plus crushed up candy are children (tards) and fat people (tards).

>hockey
>hocke
>hock
>hoc
>/hoc/
Holy shit

>>149248000
if florida wants it so bad why didnt they sweep?

TBG won
budley lost

The strawberry cheesecake Blizzard is goated. Don't much care for the other flavors desu

>>149247876
As long as they have Mackinnon and Makar, no. The Avalanche have offense to make up for their other areas.

>>149248110
let's just say trb has >limited success against bud if you catch my drift

>>149248125
is it true that trb got worked so hard by online posts that he had to go to the doctor and beg for meds?

>>149248089
yeah bro something something mimicry is the pedo faggots greatest tool or something

>>149248132
kek... it's real

>>149247911
the west is so shit that they'll still make it. Oh no the Utah/Minnesota/Chiraq/Calgary "we'll be super scary next year!" bullshit narrative again!

Norm isn't funny. I think they're playing his clips as a humiliation ritual.

>>149248139
a new level of grim. did he at least get the meds?

>>149248109
Gary.

>Mitchell is now talking to himself using a VPN

>>149248046
I know this friend. The garage door wasn't even open.

bud 2

>>149248032
All the signs point to this.

>>149248117
They’re both declining though

>>149248147
the anti-bubblin' meds aren't working if so

the actual best ice cream is pic related

>>149248171
trb's favourite ice-cream: bubblegum

>>149248093
more like hock of shit

As the plastic rats rain down from above, soilers roll over and submit to the big rat cock.

>applies for "limited income"
>complains when the income is limited
trb ya dang doofus

>>149248111
I am interested in the fluffernutter blizzard

someone just have a huge monster (cock) truck rally and make florida forget hockey even exists

I'm calling them the Utah Mammoths, and that's that.

>>149248215
This but canacuckistan.

>mitch
>trb
>randy
>dylan
>copey
>sam
>bud
>samir
>xenya
>sven
>pekka
>ted
Is there anyone we forgot to invite for tonight's game?

>>149248233
Chambers

>>149248215
Nah man the other south Florida sports teams suck rn and dolphins fans especially are using every second of this run to dunk on those failures

>>149248233
You forgot anon :(

>>149248220
I almost like "Utah Hockey Club" because of how out of place it is in a highly branded and corporatized league. Utah Mammoths would be... fine I guess. But Mammoth is just cringe and shit.

>>149248242
Will the black cocks ever be good again?

Watching the new Logan Stankoven interview and he was asked about the differences between DeBoer and Brind'Amour and it sounds like Logan didn’t like PDB either.

>>149248242
Martin won't go before Desnoyers

>>149248233
R.I.P Ted. Gone but never forgotten

>>149248264
Who

>>149248275
Ted from Akron

ted doesn't need a grill in hell but he still has one and he doesn't clean it

>>149248251
Calling them Hockey Club in a highly branded and corporatized league would be even worse because it would be aimed at being highly branded and corporatized, but yes, Mammoth is cringe and shit.
>>149248258
All busts except at #17

>>149248233
kippers-bros...

Florida wins 6-4

Good news fellas! Based on available data we can look forward to the same fucking schizos catfighting on /sp/ next season too!!

>>149248458
>cucks
>blackcocks
>challengers
Jej

i look forward to a long off season of celebrating bud's 1

the bruins were the last team to be down 3-2 in the final and win the next 2 games

Either Edmonton wins the cup or Florida wins the cup

>>149248514
Either Panthers win the cup or Florida wins the cup*

>>149248458
Hows that any different from every season

>>149248480
why don't you win something yourself?
>there's a first time for everything...

>>149248514
nah I got dallas coming in outta nowhere with their MITB and stealing it in game 7

Nashville Tennessee and Sunrise Florida...now those are places that makes you think of hockey

Best cope I've read this morning

When Dallas gets coach and fixes their locker room problems you’re all on notice

>>149248545
why don't you get off limited income and stop crying about being poor
also bud1

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

ITS OGRE

Samir vs. TBG pregame show

>>149248603
his name is trb

>>149248564
They could but they won't

>>149248607
Your replying to trb with a VPN

Do you think they'll show Gary during the game tonight?

>>149248564
Actually, the media are talking more about Mitch Marner than the SCF.

>>149248623
Yes they're piloting advanced AI assisted video stabilization

>>149248615
i'm surprised trb even know's samir's name. it took him years to even figure out who bud is

Bored and starting a new franchise hockey manager historic save
Give me a fun alternate timeline to do

>>149248153
your team is shit and run by a retard

>>149248636
That's because people care about the laffs compared to the soilers and tel aviv

>>149248636
There's not a single reason to why the Leafs fans should've loved Marner as they loved those names.

>>149248647
Gary is going to look extra beautiful

>>149248636
I'll never understand why Marner gets all the hate and attention but Matthews can do no wrong

>>149248653
create a reverse >1993

>we still haven’t seen our best
We have it’s just not nearly as good as Florida’s.

>>149248653
What if the Flames won the cup every year?

Skinner bros were so so back

>>149248636
>the greatest unpopular player in leafs history
He's not even the greatest unpopular player in leafs last decade lmao
they hated phill kessel more than mitch

>>149248676

>>149248705
The hell going on with the obsession around your goalie? I've never seen a team switch goalie this often in a Stan Lee final before

My morning Marner hasn't happened yet and I'm afraid a no trade clause kicked in

>>149248682
There are some things even peak technology cannot accomplish

>>149248704
Nah I basically did that a couple saves ago, won 6 cups in 8 years with the [spoiler]Atlanta[/spoiler] Flames

Soilers need to bench McDavid

>>149248676
they need a martyr for why the "Plan the Parade" dream team wasted the last six years being jokes just like every other leafs team in the last 50 years

>>149248302
Most /hoc/ posters go to heaven

>>149248717
I think you're right.
/hoc/ was the only place where Kessel had some love.

>>149248659
Those are my Red Wings

>>149247283 (OP)
why does the stanley cup twitter account post in the voice of a rapist

>>149248705
But of course. Who else would they be scapegoating after tonight’s loss?

marner prevented the rantanen trade

Marner prevented a laffs cup

i couldn't even name a single player on edmonton

>>149248794
It’d be really funny if Marner ended up in Dallas

This past season unfolded almost exactly how Marner and his camp planned it from day one. The idea was to keep contract talks on hold, focus on the team, and let the year play out—a strategy both sides agreed on. Marner had a strong regular season, and while the playoffs didn’t go as hoped, the criticism he gets in Toronto isn’t entirely fair. “He’s often been the scapegoat, even though the list of underperformers in the postseason is much longer than just #16.”

Now, Marner is doing what he’s earned the right to do—explore free agency. He’ll listen to offers, visit teams he’s interested in, and weigh every option. He hasn’t closed the door on the Leafs, and there’s no indication he’s told Brad Treliving he won’t return. But at the same time, the feeling is there hasn’t been a whole lot of love between the two sides. Maybe Treliving’s frustrated—it’s possible he would’ve liked to get something done earlier. Still, Marner’s just following the plan they set out from the start.

skinner
k
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>>149248794
There should have been a third rantanen trade

>>149248676
1. Matthews hasn't been directly responsible for three playoff exits.
2. Matthews didn't not talk to the team for the entire year before being a UFA
3. Matthews didn't block a trade when he knew he wasn't coming back
>>149248727
If you have two number one goalies you don't have a number one goalie

>>149248705

>>149248888
kek and checked

>>149248844
This sounds like Darren Dreger.
>He hasn’t closed the door on the Leafs, and there’s no indication he’s told Brad Treliving he won’t return
Elliotte Fridgeman said the exact opposite two days ago,

when i tried to lookup gary merch i only found anti-gary merch

>>149248705
Damn so he'll be letting in 3-4 goals before Pickard gets sent out to die as well.

G A R Y B E T T M A N
A
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Y
B
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T
T
M
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N

>>149248911
Would it be safe to wear something so anti-semitic in public?

>>149248929
I don't understand anything of this.

>>149248888
that pretty funny lol
also checked

>>149248929
The entire oilers team and staffed got cucked by one panther. You love to see it

>>149248888
>RobTheHockeyGuy
who is that impostor taking /ourguy/ shannon's good name?

>>149248929
a verhage/perry fight at the early morning skate would have been kino

FYI

>>149248929
B A N T A

>"Hey Mitchie, we need you to waive your NMC so we can trade you for a player that had his value dramatically decreased by a shit system. Don't worry about your stats right before a big UFA offseason!"

>>149248926
Bettman
Bettman
Gary Bettman

>>149248601
this is the correct move

>>149249008
As if 5-10 regular season points would make a difference in how much money Mitch the Bitch will get. Fuck off you retard.

>>149248929
Panthers bros?? They're practicing on shit ice were going to lose our advantage...

better not hoist that cup boy

>>149249039
Why did Jeff Skinner decide to go for a change right when Ekholm was passing him the puck, resulting in a turnover and the Panthers 2-0 goal?

The schedule for Milan has been released

>>149248888
>Rob TheHockeyGuy

Ok cool but why are you announcing the crimes you want to do in your twitter username

>>149249046
You play for the randycanes and you find out, retard. He's the overpay target and if his stats plummet he ends up in a Taylor Hall type situation.

>>149249069
I just saw it.

>>149249055
How is it even possible to have ice in Florida?

Will the backhalf of the season be a shit show because of the Olympics? I feel like 4nations really took a lot out of those who participated and this will be even more grueling.

>>149249082
The Grand Jersey Heist of '25.

>>149248987
>>149249082
Shannon has had it too good for too long

>>149249056
reminder to maurice that he's not allowed to hoist the cup. that's something players do.

>>149249083
He would've been part of a team that went to the conference finals. That would've been more than enough to offset the $100 difference between him playing for Toronto and Carolina.

>>149249069
yeah? prove it by posting a link

>>149249093
>feels like 38
Nuke the sunbelt

>>149249133
https://www.olympics.com/en/news/milano-cortina-2026-complete-ice-hockey-schedule-register-to-see-your-favourite-ice-hockey-stars-at-the-games

that link gave my computer a virus

>>149248962
The panthers practice rink has 2 ice sheets. Panthers were on one while Verhaeghe was skating on the other so the Oilers couldnt use it.

>>149249164
italians haven't learned computers yet

When we were facing elimination last year, we won three straight games and outscored them 18-5

How many players from your team are expected to play in the Olympics? There’s 10 from my team.

>if I could have one thing more, it’d be for the Winnipeg Jets to win the Stanley Cup

>>149247293
I don’t

>>149249171
>so the Oilers couldnt use it.
And what prevented the Oilers from just going on the ice and physically remove Verhaeghe?

>Between Sullivan’s Sweden visit and the purchase of a new home in New York, it sure seems like Zibanejad will be a Ranger on Opening Night of the 2025-26 season.

>>149249209
Fear.

>>149249209
theyre soft gayboys

>>149249211
P K SUBBANEJAD

>>149249171
wut?

>>149249151
Thanks

Remember that Connor scored the OT GWG against the Americans in the 4 nations cup. He has the ability to step up in big games.

Now let's see if he does it in the one of the most important games a hockey player can ever play

>>149249230
american 'ice' you wouldn't understand

Ugh..

Just.... Win. I have nothing to say. Just go out and win and play your ass off like the series is on the line, BECAUSE IT IS ON THE LINE!!!

Imagine Denmark eliminates Canada again in the Olympics

>>149249209
>>149249171
From my understanding the oilers didn't have the ice booked yet so it was still panther time
They just wanted to go on to practice early and verhaegie cucked that

Thanks for everything /hoc/.

Gary Bettman

The Oil will be back home for game 7.
You can take that to the bank....

does the ice melt if the arena loses power?

>>149249262
From what I gather, someone said "ICE" and all the beaners scrambled

>>149249262
to be fair to the retards who thought otherwise the original tweet was worded extremely saar tier

>>149249151
thx, sweetie

>>149249262
>From my understanding the oilers didn't have the ice booked yet
Pretty retarded from the Oilers to not have it booked then.

>>149249273
in u s a the ice melts even with full power

No flood sir! Get the hell off ice.

>>149249258
>please allow someone else to take out our bully
top cuck

Drag 'em back to Berta. They've done this before. Nothing is ever easy with this group. Time to take the next step. LFG!

I'd rather watch tennis

W H I M P L E T O W N

>>149249300
US beating Canada is ideal but it’s certainly nowhere near as hilarious as Denmark of all places beating Canada.

looks like a war is about to break out. for the stanley cup that is

oilers dig deep, score first, score 2nd and hold on to win 4-2

My S&Psies are collapsing because of Israel :(

In 2009, the Penguins were facing losing to the Red Wings for a second year in a row after losing 5-0 in game 5. They then won 2 close games to win it in 7. We can do the same boys, let's go.

>>149249322
you're dumb if you think anyone can challenge our best
now stfu

>>149249262
Why didn't McShit just elbows up that chudcel?

>>149249361
>*he said nervously*

a >limited amount of goals should be expected to be >incoming

This is McDavid’s chance to have his Mark Messier moment and call a victory and guarantee a game seven in advance.

Call your shot Connor. Lead your team.

if the oilers win game 7 will be mcdavid's 97th playoff game

>>149249360
Sydney Crosby was 21 when he won the cup for the first time.
McDavid is 28 and still has ZERO (0) cups.

>>149249387
>Mark Messier moment and call a victory and guarantee
with a hat trick

>Skinner? i hardly knew her.

>>149248821
>laffs cup
This is a joke, right?

>>149249450
Ed Gein, Maître d' at Canal Bar?

i can only shake my head in solidarity knowing the onslaught of inane soul draining messages McDavid's wife sends him before during and after the games.

>>149249423
trb was (43) when he was raped. these things can take time

>>149249423
Proof that semen retention leads to success

>>149249496
She's a scary robot lady I don't think she talks a whole lot

>>149249514
>>149249514
>semen retention
yeah, retention in the anal cavity

>game 7 3rd period dry haired Marner bitching at the 'passengers'

QUICK: List all Rock songs with the lyric "little girl" in it!
GO

Dwayne Johnson never made music as far as I can remember

>>149249380
>nou
you are the one praying to "god" loser

So when Florida wins tonight how much longer do you think Edmonton's window even stays open?

>>149249552
theres that song little girl

>>149249598
It was never open.

for me it's little bud

>>149249552
CHRISTINE SIXTEEN

>>149249552
Drake doesn't do this

Wake the fuck up!!

I think Marchand gets the game winner

>>149249598
It will be over. Worstern Conference teams won't let them win anymore.

seizure med haze
all in his brain
trb just ain't the same
acting funny
and bud knows why

for me it's air bud

if the ice melts do the players go home?

>>149249699
Then he wins the conn smythe

put your bud1s in the air
put your bud1s
in the air

bud did not 1

When my team loses I just leave /hoc/ until the heat dies down, and then I come back and pretend nothing ever happened. All of your hateful comments? Yep never even saw em’

Florida must afford Gary time at all costs otherwise they’ll lose

>>149249812
'em*

>>149249822
Aviod**

When Kitties win this moment will haunt McFuckface forever

>>149249812
>EM

Please do not invoke the /hoc/ rape fan

>>149249890
>/hoc/ rape
reminds me of 04/17/22

i'm surprised gary doesn't charge extra for overtime

>>149249598
Think of it as this:
Bouchard is going to get 11 million per season next year
McDavid 15 million the season after next
Their best D Ekholm is 35 and injury prone
They don't have a #1 goalie
And they'll have to remake the most of middle 6 because they're UFAs with less money.

It's pretty safe to say they're fucked and this was McDrai's only chance to get a cup as Oilers.

is it a penalty to beat off in the penalty box?

This is the ghost of Johnny fucking the Oilers from beyond the grave.

bigger rape victim:
Edmonton
Or
Those poor hockey players that whore raped in room 209

>>149249966
the only thing john fucks beyond the grave is another bottle of Jack

>>149249976
i'm thinking trb

>>149249976
I just can’t get over the state of Canadian courts. Your prosecutor argued that masturbating in front of strangers was a fear response.

>>149250025
>fear response
what trb experiences when bud shows up

SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS
I BELIEVE THAT OUR BUD WON

lads i am literally posting from Jack's Bar in London. bartender said i was the first to ask them when they were gonna have a special drink called 'the E.M.'
pretty sure she was lying.

6.5 bongs approx

>Game 6
>Skinner shuts out Panthers
>McDavid gets hat trick
>Bennett slips on rat thrown on ice and gets paralyzed
>Panthers so demoralized for game 7 they get McMeme'd in to oblivion

It's going to happen bros.

Our boy is in the Mascot Hall of Fame Sharkschads.
Yep, the future's looking bright for our boys in teal.

>>149250157
they make you drink it in the cuck chair

I thought the plastic rat they threw on the ice with ketchup was a real life dead animal

>>149250025
it's insane. With a straight face this prosecutor was all "Her begging for sex and making videos saying she loved being turned out IS NOT CONSENT" like wtf. The good thins is that this will set women back and nobody will believe these rape claims for 2 decades now. What a win for men.

sharkie got stuck and he had to be saved by a woman

>>149250281
Yeah there’s zero chance any of them are getting convicted.

Fact checked and btfo.

>>149250404
ask grok if marner has a virgin bussy

Who does Barkov hand the cup to this year?

I've done a lot of raping, and this case gives rapists a bad name. They need an expert witness, clearly.

>>149250447
Marchand

>>149250447
The Rat of course.

>>149250447
Seth Jones

>>149250404
Its so funny that the most cutting edge technology that’s going to take over the world was trained on millions of Reddit posts

>>149250431
Appears so.

Barring the final what was the best round of the playoffs this year?

>>149250505
>untouched, pristine, and ready to dodge any slapshot life throws at it
What a tease that Marner.

St louis getting beat was interesting.

>>149250505

>>149250532
Colorado and Dallas. Close and unpredictable until the last few minutes of game 7.

>>149250504
AI is pretty stupid though. you can make it say anything unless it's specifically censored because (You) give it commands. it cannot think for itself so it's pretty dumb desu

>>149250532
Kangz sabotaging themselves was pretty kino ngl

>>149250447
>if Barkov wins another cup he's gonna end up in HHOF

>>149250571
That’s because every AI talks like the most upvoted reddit post on any given thread.

>>149249300
holy shit
literally anything to dodge the issue
I think someone's scared

>>149250574
If the oilers win, McDavid should send the conn smythe alongside a fruitbasket to Byfield

>>149250504
Now I'm curious what foreign language AI slop is like. Is Arabic slop Islamist, or Japanese slop idk, otaku, if those are the most prolific internet commentors instead of smug center-left computer guys?

>>149247293
i thought the oilers were done after going down 3-0 last year
i don't think winning two games in a row is particularly hard for them

>>149250576
Barkov is already bound for the Hall of Fame, as a Builder due to his contributions in making Florida the new state of hockey.

>>149250778
Sounds like a garyscript

I'm watching the Misplays of the Month with Emily Agard.

Skinner is shitting his pants right now. They shoulda gone to Pickard.

The Knob also added Klingberg. What a Knob.

>>149250778
I think it’s harder than the panthers winning one more.

Flamiacs (Flames Maniacs) how we doin

>>149250807
I can’t wait to see another statue for a south florida legend

>Tfw the Finnish gf (male) just came home with a bag of energy drinks so we can watch game 6

>>149250854
yeah, just that the oilers are this weird streaky team that looks terrible and then reels off bonker win streaks out of nowhere
i got incredibly assblasted from that game 4 when they came back from being down 3

>not sure if I can stay awake for the game

>>149250841
what is this bowling ball of a human bean

My presentation at work this afternoon went great!

>>149250841
>brown foids slathered in makeup
holy fucking no thanks

>>149250995
Gratz!

Lmao

>>149251004
Where are the Vancouver Canucks?

>>149251004
>Dall our cap space is Ass
>fraudorado
>fraudronto
>grampa bay
>Vague cap juggling Ass

Everyone remain calm, I have an announcement lined up for the next thread and considering the content, I am hoping we make it there as soon as possible

>>149251070
I can't wait!

>>149251004
If Dallas gets the right coach and manages to hang onto Granlund it’s not out of the question

Are we doing a Flames thread next? :3

>>149251164
Are (You) doing the thread next?

>>149251164
It's game day for the finals and the Flames are NOT playing so they do not get the thread.

i am but it will be a cute kitties soilers thread

>>149251004
If Florida wins tonight and then Dallas hires Woodcroft and ends up winning next season it would be so fucking kino

Mitch Marner is a above Canadian average skater
That's it
He's a big star in Toronto as a local boy but who's going to give a fuck about him in the sates?

>>149251275
Anaheim

>>149250841
the italian broad tsn has makes me want to go full EM on her. This jeeta is also rape worthy

>>149251275
Yeah but what if he wins it all somewhere else

>>149251004
>laffs
When will they learn?

mcdavid to leafs and marner to oilers confirmed

>>149250857

>>149251070
didnt ask
>>149251164
all threads on hoc are flames threads we run the nhl

>>149251381
the whole laffs fanbase would be cumming like a fire hose convention

>>149251070
I’m expecting great things, Pekka

>>149251381
This would rape the core correct

I cleaned the gutters this morning, all leafs deported :3

SKINNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRR
SKINNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRR
SKINNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRR
SKINNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRR

>>149251132
Granlund fucking sucks though?

Last digit is how many Skinner lets in before getting pulled

>>149251585
>5
Looks exactly right

>>149251572
Granlund can be clutch I’d keep him over Marchment which so far looks like what they’re aiming to do

im going to watch pornography at work for the next hour

>>149250404
MEOW, BABY

>>149251622
shouldn't you be working the phones, connie

>>149251614
You better hope that the new coach isn't playing a forecheck heavy system because he sucks even more in that.

>>149251731
Not what it looked like when he elimated Sweden in 4nations but whatever you say Sven lol

>>149251763
He was dung on ice in Pittsburgh in Sullivan's forecheck system

>>149251801
>Pittsburgh
Problem identified

>>149251801
My rangers don't do forecheck or backcheck. They like paycheck though

>rags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-AW8NyeUYk

I got a PRISTINE post lined up for the next thread

meh

>>149251885
GEM MINT TEN?

>>149251831
Rags like to do JIHAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUfgVR8VM10

SVEN BAERSTCHI

>>149251984
>>149251984
>>149251984

>>149251381
>mcdavid to leafs
mcdavid to never win a cup