Thread 149247306

Billy edition

STATE OF ORIGIN
Queensland v New South Wales
8:05pm AEST on Ch 9 and 9NOW
Replay 10:15pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Optus Stadium, Perth
2.82-1.43
>The Blues hope to maintain their perfect record in Perth & clinch the series, while the Maroons are in the spotlight with new skipper Cameron Munster. Queensland were outplayed in Game I, struggling to generate momentum in attack and failing to break down the Blues' defence. Coach Billy Slater has responded with significant changes in a bid to turn things around. NSW were impressive in Game I, defending with grit and converting key chances in attack. Zac Lomax’s double gave them a crucial lead, while their forward pack laid a solid platform. Zac Lomax was the standout for the Blues in Game I, scoring two tries in the first half and continuing his remarkable form at Origin level. Jarome Luai comes into the side in place of the injured Mitch Moses and will be pivotal in steering the attack. Stefano Utoikamanu also earns a recall in the forward rotation. The biggest story is the shock omission of long-time captain Daly Cherry-Evans. Cameron Munster takes the captaincy and will partner Tom Dearden in the halves, a combination that brings unpredictability and energy. Kurt Capewell strengthens the edge, while utility Kurt Mann adds versatility off the bench. In Perth, the Blues hold a dominant record, winning both previous Origins at Optus Stadium by a combined margin of 64 points. Queensland last won a Game II when trailing 1–0 in 2020, and they will need to recapture that resilience to avoid a series loss here. NSW head to Perth with confidence, historical dominance at the venue, and the chance to clinch the series. Queensland’s shake-up could inject new life, especially with Munster in a leadership role, but the loss of Cherry-Evans’ experience may sting.
QLD 1-12 3.80
QLD 13+ 8.00
NSW 1-12 2.80
NSW 13+ 2.60
QLD +7.5 1.90 NSW -7.5 1.89

in

don't worry after they fire him he can become broncos coach

no way billy boy will ever take up a full time club gig

coaching origin is piss easy compared to the fucking soap opera that is clubland

footy

>>149247528
>called out for diving
now every player is diving and not getting called out, wtf happened to this sport

How badly are Peemsland going to get heemed?

>>149247306 (OP)
>QLD 1-12 3.80
>QLD 13+ 8.00
>NSW 1-12 2.80
>NSW 13+ 2.60
>QLD +7.5 1.90 NSW -7.5 1.89
buy an ad

>>149253838
A based whistling ad

>>149252512
By 50

>>149253838
>buy a nad

>>149253838
fucking this
I'm fairly certain this thread has a couple posters getting paid by sportsbet to promote gambling

Based tinfoil hat user

I can't watch the videos of Billy evoking the suicide trumpcard
Cringe levels skyrocket instantly
What a pussy and a grub

>>149256496
#slideforsuicideawareness
so brave

Closest we'll ever get to the Quokkas existing :(

i literally forgot paul green ever coached origin

Slater is under immense pressure, as it showed yesterday.
But tip toeing around mental health issues like that is a double edged sword. If you can’t handle the pressure, best thing is to remove yourself from the situation and get help.
Wishing Billy all the best in tonight’s game, hopefully it’s a great one. Go the Queenslanders!!

michael ennis was unfairly maligned as a grub

Sharon (correctly) calling Slater a fucking grub is nothing like what happened to Paul Green and if I was a relative of Green I’d be fucking pissed at Slater drawing that parallel. Slater is just a fuckwit trying to throw out some moralfaggotry to duck the criticism.

>>149256496
ynr that he is literally the reason a rule explicitly forbidding this had to be written into the game

>>149260289
this
not happy with a cheating grub like slater using MY cowwies premiership coach to deflect criticism from him
almost want qld to lose so that cunt will hopefully be gone and i can root for my state again

>>149260470
>root for my state
Your peem is the North Queensland Cowboys, not the Dallas Cowboys

>>149254078
Kill yourself you sweaty faggot threadcunt
In fact just go outside for once in your life instead

penalty storm tackling catcher in the air

>>149260883
>head coach
>brett kimmorley
is coaching women's sport just saying you can't hack it in the top league or because you want to be in the dressing rooms of half-naked thots? i don't see any other possibility

>no QUEEEEENSSSLAAANNNDDAAAHHH posts
>very little talk about the games and peems
>not enough hating on billy boy
>perth
when qld is performing bad its a net negative for /nrl/ and for the sport

shit sport

>>149254775
kek

>>149263466
lol

>>149263466
Kek

>>149256496
I now remember Michael Robertson

>>149263466
KEK

>>149263866
No but Stephen May

>>149262471
Why not both?

$100nzd on NSW

>>149264959
Whats that like $13 AUD?

>>149265375
funny when we do it to nz
not funny when the yanks do it to us

>>149261295
>mfw watching this live and seeing poorm actually get awarded the penalty
Imagine seeing your mate get penalised for literally getting kicked in the face. Fuck Billy and fuck the Refs.

RIP Dylan Brown

>>149265715
there go their chances of winning the comp.... :(

Origin has been flat this year and I blame both the media ban on players like Leniu and the lacklustre Queensland side

Billy's a weaselly little worm cunt
don't ever show your face in surry hills again faggot

>>149265375
>>149265425
>>149265652
i don't get it?

The aussie dollar has more purchasing power than the sheep fuckers dollar

>>149266038
>sheep fuckers dollar
wales?

nsw are better at wrestling and always hold qld players down for 10 seconds
last game they were 5 metres off the line before harry grant touched the ball

more excited about the cream donut I have waiting at home than the game tonight
nsw will have a 20 point lead by half time

last chance for this sport tonight if it doesn't hit a note it's curtains for the league

send off 3 players from each team in the first 10 minutes

>>149266169
>cream donut
Called the wife that once, she was not amused

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLBhOEATa1e/

didnt see this till now but Billy apologised
I take back what i said about him, he's a top lad

cheeky pre-dinner donut (or two)

>>149266312
lgm

>>149256858
my culture is not your costume

>>149266312
looks like that grim fake cream

>>149266330
yeah its got fake jam as well

Who won the footy lads

>>149266356
We all did

>>149266312
donut think that classes as a donut

Trell Mitt bruvaa dass it dass it

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLBXb1ZTf2N/

coorrrrrr get a load of this saucy QLD bird

>>149266449
Looks like she would have gorgeous feet

>>149266416
Reminder that GI is on the Tigers NRLW coaching staff

He WILL teach Jetaya how to be an elite fullback

Can someone post the link for the pass it to latrell song?

brutal headache from binge drinking last night
need a beer

i cleaned my apartment on the week and its insane how much it improved my general outlook on life

>>149266653
What team does Perth support?

>>149266673
AFL

I'm new to NRL. For which team i should provide my support

>>149266712
Good morning saar

>>149266660
Very very interesting. I am presently dreading life each day in my filthy hovel.

>>149266673
The Bears
Logo reveal tonight

>>149266712
The POOTHERS

>>149266712
Parramatta is Indian-coded

>>149266716
i filled 5 rubbish bags with uber eats bags and food wrappers lol
theres still some big cleaning tasks (e.g. i haven't mopped my floors in probably a year) but just having a clear floor has made a big difference to how I feel

Betting odds on the Bears logo being AI slop?

>>149266712
julian o'neill played for queensland

>>149266739
how many piss jugs m8?

FUCKING QUEEEEEEEENNNSSSSLLAAAANNDDDDAAAAHHHHHH

Not putting big red out there is such a brainfade. Literally the only person on that qld team who could bring any heat other than Collins and Munster. That QLD team is just way to soft to win.

>>149266803

they stuck with hammer too. RIP, he is not a good pick vs that NSW defence. Billy has lost the plot even worse.

>>149266757
none, not quite that nasty

13-3 to NSW on lineups.

>>149266849
To'o is arguably the best winger of this generation, there is no world in which I'm taking Coates over him.

its funny it starts at 5:05pm in perth, gotta take half a day off work to get there before the game starts

>>149266849
>Loiero vs Yeo
Battle to be the most overrated

The pregame snack

>>149266936
forgot to add my message
>it was a try

>>149266278
>Muh husband didnt kill himself it was CTE!!

what a cunt

What did billy say where's the video

>>149266945
what's for the main course?

>>149266712
Harris Park Eels

>>149266977
apology is here >>149266278
surely youve seen the original comments by now

>>149266547
https://vocaroo.com/12p3eiiHXzJZ

>>149266978
Party size pack of sweet chili and sour cream red rock deli chips and a pack of double coat Tim Tam's

>116 games
>hasnt kicked a 40/20 or a drop goal

Based Tom Dearden ladies

>>149266961
back to /afl/ champ

>>149266961
studies need to be done on the correlation between CTE and rambling cunt wives

Slater is as bad a Fittler selection and tactics wise, Billy is rattled

>>149267065

I cant wait for metgod to kick a 40m dropgoal to beat him in origin next year.

>>149266849
>Latrell over Holmes
LMAO

yeah im sure big game billy will have his troops underdone. qld by 8.

This dude really rates "Valentine Holmes" kek

>the thinking mans bet

WTF why wont they let me combine these 3??

Just got very last minute call up to the team lads hope you'll cheer for me

>>149267095
based knower

>plebbit spaced
>thinking man
You must choose one

>no lachlan gavin
not watching

>>149267157
hes known by just "lachie" these days

>>149267187
yeah im just killing time lmao

NEW

stop stealing

SOUTH

>>149267225
fuck off threadsperg this is the thread

WALES

>>149267187
play a fucking test match in england and it has a more reasonable start time than this bullshit

>>149267227
It's not theft if I don't recognise your property rights

>>149267225
>>149267230
>>149267239

I'm the Donkey Kong. You're the Diddy Kong. Kapische?

Stop moaning. Chuck a sicky tomorrow if you can't take it cunt you got 8 of em there's only 3 origins far out you must be stupid

>>149267256
>he enjoys men now

>>149263466
Bäste und Röthpilled

Are they playing the fucking Assassin's Creed theme?

>>149267268
actually we get 10

Origin is on tonight lads!!!

>8:05pm kickoff

yeah thanks perthoids

>thought pizza would be a good idea
>went to a local instead of a chain
>been waiting for 45 minutes
HURRY UP!!!!!

>>149267328
That means the game is on at 2pm in Perth and the sun is still shining

>>149267338
6pm m8

>6pm
More like 3pm

Bit of rain eh that'll suit forward play QLD would probably win tonight of they'd pick Big Red huh

What's wrong with the kickoff time? Youse have bedtime or something?

I hope all the players wear headgear tonight

>>149267371
ive got women to shag later on mate

God, Family & the NSWRL lads

>>149267379
The prozzies will be there another day

Truly is incredible how many former athletes just get fat after retirement.

>>149267380
good post

big game trell might be absent tonight, being heavy favourites in an origin match in perth isn't something he would normally get out of bed for

>>149267386
It's pretty easy to stop or at least decrease the intensity of training and continue to eat

Who here 5am start 2moro?

They should change the name of the state to something else, Western Australia is kind of boring

>>149267400
Yes I know it's just amazing how many do it.

>>149267407
who is that guy? is that who Jake Paul is fighting?

5am here 2day bro

Tranny Critta finna boutta run wild on these niggas

>>149266739
Nice. Shall be following your lead.

>>149267411
I suppose there is a way to balance things. Depends on the bloke though, there's also some issues with injuries like a bad knee can make it painful to walk so that fella should get into swimming as a sport or water polo

Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely

>>149267423
They hit the piss hard thinks me

>>149267407
Not a fucking chance. I’ll wake up around 7, turn the computer on, say a quick hello on teams, set status to busy, breakfast, shower, coffee. Back on the computer around 9 with 2 hours of the work day complete

Got a full arsenal of 'jaks ready to drop tonight. Don't even THINK about making retarded takes tonight, lest you feel the fury of my 'jaks. You have been warned.

annual /nrl/ family origin time cleaning is a long established tradition

>>149267409
It's not any worse than Northern Territory or South Australia.

>>149267451
Those are fine though

Cameron 'Big Money' Munster

Time to make your name kid

>>149267446
>warned

>>149266803
>That QLD team is just way to soft to win.
fucking this fucking shameful cunts

>>149267446
/nrl/ is a retarded take general

>>149267384
me at 5am

you thought sacking the captain was bad!
just wait till they sack the coach for a dead rubber!

Here's why, South Australia is not the most southerly region of Australia in fact there's an entire state more southerly. And the other thing most people don't know is that Northern Territory isn't in reference to Australia as a whole rather it is the northern territory of South Australia and that's why the have the Afghan train

>direct channel 9now feed stops after like 90 seconds
what have these cunts done now?

Cooked a Moroccan Harira Soup lads

>>149267477
its got worms m8

>>149267477
Based soup enjoyer

Wolfmother is rugby league

ITS WOLFMOTHER !!!!!
based perf gets all the hits

mum let the kitten out, and now I've got a $2000 vet bill because she got heemed by a dog

>>149267477
Looking good mate

certainly not a fan of wolf mother at all but much better than some woke shit like kid laroi

>>149267477
based water based cooker

>>149267495
*nods*

Wolfmother are always going to be remembered for the '07 gf

His voice is fucking awful. Surely he wasn’t this bad back in the day.

>>149267499
This cured my long covid

kek I swear this guy is forgetting the words to his own song so he just makes a similar sound

finna buy myself something cute from etsy

>>149267469
how does that make it okay? that makes not only boring but retarded

That song reminds me of skipping school and playing FIFA at a mates

>>149267512
It's all about being consistent mate

>>149267477
based doggies customer

>>149267518
Consistent in regards to what?

QLD are going to win this
bookmark this post

>>149267516
The “FIFA song” for me will always be Song 2 by Blur.

Missus will love this Love it or List it NZ

>>149267469
And WA is bad simply because it is a reference to it's western most location?

>>149267407
yep and il be 14beersdep before bed

last two digits is the Blues final score

last two digits is the Maroons final score

miss him lads

>>149267525
>not the most southerly
SA
>not the most northernly
NT

last 3 digits qld score

As I will be watching on 9now tonight, please ensure you delay your posts by 2 minutes so you don't provide spoilers and/or make the thread confusing for me. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>149267531
Fucking oath, thats a true blue FIFA song if I've ever heard one

last digits is how many woman I sleep for the rest of my life

Who here listening to Dan Ginnane on Triple M instead of subjecting yourself to Channel 9?

if qld don't proper biff the blue pussies tonight the whole peem needs to be sacked

>>149267336
Only just got my pizza HOLY FUCK
HOUR FIFTEEN

>>149267551
Yeah, both are dumb names.

Not only they've dogged dce hard and even if they want to pick him again he'll probably tell them to fuck off but they've just put all the pressure on Dearden to win this in the rain in Perth on weird WA grass it could ruin him

the 9now app is so delayed compared to fta
9later

Pain Arse.

why the fuck is the footy field an oval shape

I didn't think it rained in WA isn't the whole thing a desert

>>149267600
Because it's an AFL stadium.

>>149267589
cope and seethe deardie

>>149267600
>>149267605
also known as a cricket ground

Does NSW finally get footy or are the players just that much better

>>149267600
gAyFL feild normaly

The NSW in me wants the blues to run riot tonight but the footy fan wants a QLD win for the sake of game 3.
Hope to see a good game either way though

>>149267560
>0
kek. i just had to give you a (You) for that

Let me know when the welcome to country is done

How come whenever rectangular field sports are played at oval stadiums they don't just put temporary seating on the extra space on the field? They could inflate crowd numbers, ticket sales, and some people will actually be close enough to see the game. Am I just retarded? Why isn't this done, ever? Is there a downside to it that I outweighs all the positives?

>>149267612
Tell me one instance where Kardinia Park has been used as a cricket ground.

>>149267602
Nah the whole south west corner along the coast is forested and the plateau above it is the wheat belt they get enough rain. It's still mostly desert but it's a big state

>>149267615
fuck off

>>149267600
instead of sides switching sides at half time they rotate the field

>>149267622
The seats are made for viewing, if you put seats in front of them you'd have t stand to see

>>149267629
wtf I love cricket pitches now

>>149267620
They cancelled it. They don't want to risk getting booed. Still doing the cringe anthem though, so you'll still need to mute temporarily.

Gayfl website lets me listen to radio online how do I listen to this game

>>149267618
looks like nothings gonna change m8 :(

>>149267636
with your ears

>>149267622
The view from there would be shit

>>149267555
BILLY JUST DIED

qld already look rattled in the sheds

>>149267640
Based wizard

>>149267636
ABC grandstand

>>149267636
stick your head out the window

>>149267636
channel the football gods

>>149267642
kys
y
s

domino's gave me a free garlic bread lad's

I miss it

>>149267636
Triple M on LSTNR

>>149267646
me on the bench underneath her bum sweat

The 'za

get the fuck on with it

>>149267661
LGM

more like Silly Billy Slater KEK

>>149267664
he's literally doing it right now

>>149267636
Unmute your telly retard

perth crowd booing QLD?
why?

>>149267679
they'll fill the seats after welcome to country

Eagles get more in for their games.

>>149267681
It’s not the same

>>149267677
kek CHECKED mate.

>>149267684
why not?

just gonna have 2 or 3 beers during the game tonight (i cant control myself and will finish these 16 beers by 10:30)

NSW big pack bullying QLD at the moment

pizza is already cold waiting for this shit to start

This guy is whiter than my cum sock

Looks like Spock in Star Trek 4

>Dr Richard Walley
KEK fuck off

*mutes the tele*

>>149267633
fuck you cunt i caught the start of it because i unmuted

*mutes*

>>149267657

haha dearden just standing there listening to billy and thinking we are fucked, its so clear on his face.

white man wearing abo face

I love hearing our national anthem after that boong nonsense

haven’t seen an Aussie yet ffs

>>149267499
QRD?

*sits down untill national anthem*

>>149267709
LMFAO fuck you, retard

you can hear the disney tone

QLD look chock full of “CTE” desu

>>149267718

Get that trainer off

>I'll turn the game on late to skip all the faggotry before the game
>still going

why is trent loiero starting in my origin team man what happened to my glorious state

>>149267733
They dropped him

Why is an poojeeta singing MY national anthem?

ITS MEN VS BOYS OUT THERE

>>149267730
Uber princess

>>149267742
you must not have been in a city lately

>>149267716

It was a nice welcome.

>>149267748
Why would I go to a city? Lol

hahaahahah should of picked metgod

Do they know they've got the clock ticking the wrong way?

>>149267753
literally me

>>149267742
go back to /afl/ with your indian proxy u fucksop fagtot

the second coming of maroonass

>>149267757
>you wouldn’t download a city

Counting down is literally and objectively correct

nice kick Munster ya greaser spastic

>already moving forward after contact with the line
>already getting bullied by the blues
its already over

Burton game 3 please

seen enough. nsw lose

Pooonga

Lomax will Man of the Series

I thought poonga got dropped

hammer 1 - bizza 0

angular ass

they even look like ants on the telly
stupid oval field

SANDGROPER
SANDGROPER

Ezra will be Mam of the series

How come QLD have zero FBs who can catch a kick

ponga looking good tonight lads
good luck nsw lol

>>149267750
That was the best I have seen, he was very nervous.

>>149267790
>phone

POOSLANDERS ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY POOSLANDERS?
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO

/uhg/ reporting in

>>149267792
Thanks for hosting

>>149267792
what does gropping sand feel like?

tranny critta playing like an nrkw player LOL

>>149267786
You let us down on women’s night

>>149267798
?

>>149267804
squeezing your titties

>/uhg/
loser general
loser state

>>149267807
I was banned for posting beans on /ck/

>6 again on 4th inside the 10
Im going to hit you with my car if you pull this shit Klein

THROW SOME PUNCHES YOU FUCKS

dis niggas posting beans?

>>149267813
based toe poster

Reminder that you can right click (might have to hold ctrl or shift depending on your browser) to increase the playback speed and fast forward to an actual live feed

time for uhhh.... moa fotuaika to step up!

BIFF BIFF BIFF

SOCCER

distanceass

NSW NSW NSW NSW NSW NSW

BLUESGODS
BLUESGODS
BLUESGODS
BLUESGODS
BLUESGODS

WE
WANT
50

Soccer pass is pure magic mushroom brain

KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO POOSLANDERS ARE YOU OKAY

HAS ANYONE SEEN PONGA?!??!

>it's Toh-oh
inner dialogue feeling kinda silly right now

more like Tommy Deerinheadlights KEK

billy on pooicide watch

Based whistling ad

DCE would of stopped that

ISLANDS IN THE STREAM

How is thay not a knockon by Crichton?

i'm here tonight because there's no /afl/ thread
hate gayfl
love rugbaleeg
bless roger cook

>>149267825
thanks m8

>>149267855
i'll make you a thread so you can fuck off

we're still queenslanders

KEKAROOOOOOOOO POOSLANDERS BTFO JUST LIKE THE ZIGGERS

>>149267851
would have*

yo this pitch looking really green

based humble Cleary giving Lomax the kicking duties

TAKE A HIT UP PONGA YOU COWARD

>>149267867
WA grass is different

fuck off Klein

>>149267873
he's an empty jersey

TAKE THE POO

i dunno nsw bros.... we might get (kleined) here....

its over

refbot microchip in Kleins neck has been activated

much like my sex life there is just zero penetration into the blues line

hammer 2 - bizza 1

PONGGOD

JUST PLANT IT DOWN YOURSELF ASHLEY FFS

Qldsissies...

why are there so many coconuts?

Fuck me cunt how many 6 agains and penalties you want

Six agains should be banned for origin

hmmm

HAMMAAAAAAAA

POOSLANDERS ARE YOU RESORTING TO REF HACKS AGAIN KEKAROOOOO

TAKE THAT NSW YOU FUCKING LOSERS WE ONLY NEEDED A 15 TACKLE SET TO DO IT

Silly Billy sounded like a down low fag desu

decided activated

Channel 9s commentary is so fucking shit

ass for one and one for ass

much like my sex life, 6 again is the only way to get any penetration

>>149267910
Do what I'm doing and listen to the Triple M commentary.

So will DCElite be vindicated or not?

>>149267912
That black cunt doesn’t deserve this prime pussy

can the TVboomers wait 30seconds before posting about the game thanks

mccains povo pizza microchip in my neck activated

Why is the channel 9 quality so shit

>>149267912
i often wonder what genre of nipple she has, no woman can be THAT perfect

>>149267919

qld needed like 5 6 agains from 10 meters out to score, nsw still way on top

ANYONE SEEN FATRELL??

>>149267927
Yeah it looks fucking terrible.

>>149267919
Literally who?

its called channel 9 because they only have 9 cameras

>>149267927
1080i is why

yeah we're gonna play state of origin on a wet oval in perth so no one can see the game or hold the ball and no one can back up for their club because of the 12 hour flight

agreeableass

step 1 blues knock on
step 2 25 tackle set
step 3 try

haha get fucked Tino

I being a retard had it on the non hd channel

>harrr harrr Tino
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

>>149267935
>mark
he’s playing to gayfl cazzies

probably wasn't a knock on actually

liam 'post-footy jail stint' martin

>>149267953
looks like my mumza

this martin fella a bit of a sook

This is already a good game

Liam Martin is having a ball lmao

hammer 3 - bizza 1

the ass which is wet is the ass which slides

KINO KINO KINO

is liam martin related to dustin martin?

DCXHE could never desu

martin has lit a fire underneath the qld peem

le 5 foot winger meme is coming back to haunt us

QUEENSLANDAAAAAAAAAH

FUCK

HAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149267975
One is a NSW person. The other is a country vic hick whose dad is in a bike gang

Imaging having Walsh or Ponga signed to your club instead of Hamiso

When does it stop being boring?

why didn't the best winger of this generation do anything to stop that try?

>>149267981
It was a quality kick like Freddy said

HOLD THE BALL FFS

Holmes: 2
Latrell: 0

>>149267989
cowsoys let him(a local junior) walk to retain SCOTT DRINKWATER

i still have no fucking idea how a 6 again is even decided

Do you guys have any memes I should be aware of?

>>149267992
Leniu will be on in a minute

ass try means ball

>throwing hard passes to props in the rain
fuck off this cunt is an immortal

>>149268003
Neither do the players, coaches or refs so it's all good

is he called ponga because he stinks?

>>149268003
If the attacking team is inside the enemy's 20 and the Ref wants them to get a try they just give them a few

>>149268004
It's like advantage for a penalty but there's no advantage only set restart. It's shit is what it is

that eye gouge just lost nsw the series.

GRUB GRUB GRUB GRUB GRUB GRUB

SEND HIM OFF

THE CRIMINAL

poo south fails are mentally heemed
see you in sydney fellers

>Apologies for strong language
Kek

>>149268009
it was to luai, haas stuck his hand out

Mums telling them to stop fighting and has no idea why me and my dad like it

Are the bears gonna play at this stadium? It's quite nice.

based angus crichton rocking the friar tuck hairstyle

Angus with a grade 4 devon patch

>>149268020
trell should've done better

The burleigh bears play in qld mate

>>149268031
No they're going to be playing at HBF park.

>>149268020
BIG GAME LATRELL

>>149268028
suck him off m8

>>149268038
No that's where the Quokkas play

blueass

>>149268031
nah ovals are no good for footy

the newcastle knights could beat both these peems

>>149268037
>burly bears
a bit gay, no?

LENIU PSYCHO 15MIN SPELL ALERT

Why is there a raging homo posting men's asses?

BIG SPENCE

Trell is awake now

>>149268056
WILL THEY KICK TO HIM?
I DUNNO, WILL NSW EVEN SCORE AGAIN? KEKEKKEK

one must enjoy the moment of ass

someone is going to catch a cold

BOMBED

Absolute butter fingers out there

farken ell, this is some proper footy

GAMES GONE… MENTAL?

>>149268059
He’s an asshole too sir

>THE MARK ZAC
>THE MAAAAARK

thats a send off lol you cant just elbow people in the head

That's nothing, Lomax was trying to get up

Stephen Crichton is so good

HE’S PINNING HIS NECK DOWN ASHLEY

Based NSW invoking the poo curse for QLD

BLUES ARE FUCKING GRUB CUNTS

Fuckin cheating Queensland fuckin dogs

>>149268078
How many assholes have we got on this ship?

GRUB SOUTH GRUBLES

jess just had an orgasm

yeah sorry mate actually its state of origin mate its played under the same rules as nrl but really its not its a tougher game mate you can actually just elbow people its the spirit of origin mate

baking a matchie

Is that actual cage kino

>>149268089
>getting elbowed in the face is cheating

>ancestry.com
why are they pushing this shit at the footy?

Poo curse doesn't count in the rain

>>149268059
the Macedonians were able to conquer most of the (known) world because the soldiers fucked each other's arses in the tents
there's nothing more masculine than thrusting your cock inside another man

Klein doing everything he can to guarantee a decider.

yep, blues are cooked

What about the dive but

>>149268100
Based all talk no action anon

Which side is Perth supposed to go for here?

>>149268098
can someone zoom in on this messages

>>149268104
zionists, I will not elaborate

>>149268097
based

>taking the poo
where the FUCK is qld's origin spirit. bunch of poofs

So far we have had an eye gouge and an elbow to the head, and no send off.
What a joke

>>149268115
give me a second mate, gotta get it right

>>149268106
>Poo curse doesn't count in the rain

CLEANED A LOTTA PLATES IN MEMPHIS
PUMPED A LOTTA TANE DOWN IN NIEW AWWLEANS

>>149268121
Meds NOW

KLEIN YOU FUCKING DOG

levitationass

>>149268098
How is she holding her phone? All grasping fingers are around the cup.

IT MUST GO TO A GAME 3

Big Money Munster
See You In Hell Roaches

Uh ohhh
Stinky

Klein is Jewish

This is classic NSW, no idea why I fall for "having the more talented peem" year after year

Who’s gonna win in State of Origin: Persia vs. Israel?

I don't want to fucking win like this

that was literally forward?

Work just rang lads..

Oh for fuck sake

Lozza needs to tell these cunts they're winning if they stop giving them a piggyback and repeat sets

Poo South Wales getting fucked up

>>149268125
>give me a second mate, gotta get it right

QUEENSLANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The state of this refball cunt wtf

Im going to FUCK my ASIAN gf and CUM inside her tonight

TWO MIXED RACE COUPLES???

DCE bros....

nsw been awful

Poo curse believers in SHAMBLES

>>149268117
NSW because they're latitudinally nearer to Sydney
QLD because they live in a state full of flogs

KING CAM

>win 4 games straight with Moses in the peem
Moses ded = NSW ded

>>149268172
we had a good run

>>149268104
there was a huge ancestry site that went bankrupt recently, i didnt follow up on what happened to all the dna information and who bought the company but its all suss, there were fucking retards who did it just to post on 4chan their heritage and now all their info was sold

Game's lost. Just get Spencer on so he can start heeming cunts.

>>149268181
are they going to clone us like Jurassic Park?

>>149268184
Based 9later watcher

spencer leniu is the best prop in the game.... for like 3 minutes LOL aint this dude a PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER..... do some cardio LOL

>>149268172
Whats he thinking right now?

>yeah just on report thanks
PENALTY COUNT SHOULD BE 30-0

>>149268161
fuck got hit with the wait 300 seconds

>Everyone in /nrl/ is psyched as fuck
>Meanwhile, all of us in reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6fKboqfMs

ANYBODY SEEN CLUTCH CLEARY?

hammer 4 - bizza 1

>>149268195
sometimes, ass must be forsaken for pennis

>>149268181
23andme

i'll bake

>>149268195
I can't remember who was on the ground but it looks like an NRLW player kek

who the fuck is bizza

>>149268201
>>149268201
>>149268201
>>149268201

>>149268206
thanks champ

>>149268201
IT BEGINS

>>149268201
based knower

KEK POOTHETIC DEFENCE POOMORONS

why stop in the line you giant fucking slug

Cleary is in front of him at that stage, there's no obstruction

>>149249771
>>149249771
>>149249771
NEW

watch out queensland, you dont wanna know what nathan cleary can do when he has a 6ft 5 coconut obstructing the defensive line

Nuke the fucking (((bunker)))

>>149268232
Kek

>>149247306 (OP)
>>149247306 (OP)
>>149247306 (OP)
NEW

NEW

NEW

What the fuck was that play on

>>149268227
Players are meant to have eyes in the back of their head

>>149268232
grim general

this game is rigged asf

fuck off that was on the mark

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

GAPED

>>149268249
There *WILL* be a decider

I must cook dinner and then I perform ass

Ponga wearing some zesty looking undies

daly cherry-shitter bros.... which super league team we signing for??

CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>149267881
so close

>>149268257
lol based, send it to her on Instagram

wargods

Paul Green is looking up at us smiling right now

>>149268264
wigan

QUEENSLANDAHHHHH

>7-0 penalty count
get fucked. no peem is that disciplined. think i might just go to bed lads. this game is garbage.

right half time cuppa, smoke & suicide coming up

thinking NSW might want to try scoring more tries here

FUCKING QUEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNSSSSSLLAAAAANNNDDDDAAAAAAHHHHH CUNTS

lets be honest, it wasnt DCE's playing that got him dropped or on the outter at manly. he's a cunt

-watto

halftime rolls
making a new one of these for 2025 as we speak

Rain has stopped. Queensland buff is gone + poo curse in effect

I fucking hope Moses is recovered quick, because Cleary is clearly unable to play.

>>149268269
kek

New thread status: coming very soon

>>149268284
Rolling for Quincy

>>149268288
*laughs in Adam Reynolds*

>>149268271
Reminder that this is about POWER
You hate that Tiffany is a strong independent woman who is unemployed because she tried to ruin a colleague's relationship

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG FUCKING WAY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

new potential poo curse unlocked

Uh...

Post more Tiff Tits

>>149268299
Based Planes, Trains and Automobiles enjoyed

What the actual fuck was that lol. Has Perth turned the NRL into a fucking under 12's game lmao.

>>149268284
Kezie GET