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Anime

brasileirao proving once more its better than the prem

FUCK ANIME

gonna be funny when the entire quarter finals is european teams

UEFA

For me, it's Seto Kanna.

slurper

Fo me its Seto Kaiba

>>149249363
based

>>149249374
>all black
>european
Kek

DEATH TO ANIME

fluminense girls who want to ride on my big dortmund dick contact me here

caguei nas calças

i bought hercules a couple of times in fm and he was really good, glad to see he’s doing really well im this match

Can we have a gol scored by a non sudaca

>>149249401
>anime website

hi
bi
keeeeeeeee

>>149249400
Clubs not NTs

>>149249408
hi

>Worst Porto in history
>Worst Benfica in history
>Worst Dortmund in history
>Worst Chelsea in history
Why are they like this?

>another slurper

Suffering.

>>149249400
Not every team is Chelsea, lad.

>>149249398
Reminder that Reimu is ok with youkai trying to genocide human but a man turning into one to avoid being eaten is a big nono and have to be killed

>>149249422
Europeans are black though. Blacker than Colombia unironically

>>149249432
>Worst Porto in history
To be fair this one is correct

>>149249363
BASED

Does he support Flu?

Ah, so this is the /int/ match thread?

Reminder that the best Palmeiras of all times -- champion of multiple libertadores and brasileirão -- tied against one of the worst Porto of all times that didn't qualify for the Champions League.

>>149249444
They had sex naked.

Is Dortmund playing reserves?

.

>>149249441
Then why were you greentexting

>>149249463
I’m having sex tonight

>>149249408
fluminense girls are all male
its a very lgbt friendly club

>>149249463
he looks like he kept his socks on

>>149249469
Need seggs now

It is over for eurocucks, they can't handle the heat. Flamengo will win this league.

kwab

>>149249475
good luck. ask him to wear a rubber

>>149249465
Full team.

>>149249490
Lmao

>>149249425
If you’re a tranny hit me up instead.

T. narcoA/Nal

Que cano?

>bellingham is coming
It's over. Acabou-se. Fodeu. Se acabó. C'est fini. Es ist vorbei.

Since Corinthians aren't taking part in this tournament, which team should I support?

>time wasting against the worst Fluminense of the past century
sad

they are going to use budget bellingham

>>149249490
How do you make these clips?

>>149249469
Bros I want a white gf so much

can i get a replay on that bouncing girl

jobe bellingham is going to better than jude. Screenshot this

>>149249440
based crimson slasher

What are europeans so sensitive to clashes? Are they huge faggots or what?

BOOBA

s that Bellingham made in China?

>>149249499
O atacante argentino Germán Cano, amigo! Espero ter ajudado!

>>149249504
Auckland

>>149249504
universidad catolica

>>149249517
>Screenshot this
Why? You say it like it is something impossible to happen.
Jude = shit.

>>149249524
his evil twin

Agora imaginem o Fluminense do professor Fernando Diniz

Dortmund’s 26 is really good, who is he?

>>149249538
He was good before going to >RM

>>149249524
el hermano

>>149249432
Porto really is shit
Don't know about Benfica, I guess they should have won this since Boca are apparently currently mediocre. But they lost a league to Sporting, so they can't be that great either right now
Dortmund simply is retarded and shit in general, they always lose when they are expected to win
Chelsea ... dunno, they are kind of Dortmund lite. Obviously better and should easily win
>>149249524
Isn't that his overrated younger brother, Jobe?

Shoud've played more Gal Gun Returns if I'd known this would be a slurper...

>>149249542
Incellingham is already fairly evil

yikes yikes YIKES

>>149249544
Seria uma massacre o Flu de 2023 aí.

>>149249401
TRANIME*

>jude
>jobe

wheres jive bellingham

>>149249558
me on the field

>>149249444
pussy inflation can't keep going up

>>149249548
Ryerson?
The name kind of sounds Brazilian, but he's Norwegian. He's alright, but not a standout player

>>149249524
going from the championship playoff final to the ILLUSTRIOUS Club World Cup in like 3 weeks is crazy

>>149249524
>bellingham at home

Past time we exchange uefa and conmebol teams for the ko rounds of libertadores and ucl, cant wait to see alianza lima heeming real madrid at lima

>>149249558
>12pm kick-off on a Tuesday

>>149249511
thats an asian femboy

>>149249369
i cant post pictures

this game is SHIT

>>149249558
Okay, this is way before the game ... what about now?
I am not watching, and I don't plan on watching. But I am interested in the turnout

>>149249558
I mean that's during warmups

>>149249538
jobe can play any position, i was just saying since jude has a lot of dickriders here

>>149249576

imagine yuros struggling with altitude against sporting cristal

what a fucking mess

ynr Dortmund are the biggest cuck team

>post-season when european teams would all rather be on holiday
>in 35 degree third world weather
>in empty stadiums
>with sudaca teams playing like their lives depended on it
>they still haven't won a game against europe

what happened to that nigga gio reyna lmao

>>149249600
schön

*Sluuuuuurp*

>>149249558
>weekday
>12pm game
>80k stadium
>soccer nation
Pick your poison

>>149249600
EL UCRANIANO

>if a match ends 0-0, both teams' players are flogged for 10- the number of attempts they made at a goal
Would this save football?

WHAT

>Cannabis
kek

MY GOD THAT FUCKING RETARD

Crystal Palace would batter both of these shit teams

>>149249600
cute

GO FUCK YOURSELF ECERALDO

>>149249600
Poor kid, she deserves better
Wherever she may be from

hab ich gedacht dass Borussia der zweiten bestes Deutschland war

ayyyy

KWAB

>Fluminese trash
>Dortmund even more trash
God damn they suck

lmao how don't they score

KWAB

KWAB

>everaldo
I'm going insane.

Everaldo popcorned

>dortmund can't defend
>flu can't shoot

Holy fuck Fluminense is actual dogshit

>>149249600
you forgot your irrelevant time-wasting question

>Everaldo
>Cannobio
lmao

>>149249478
Isn't that one famous brazilian trap Fiuminese fan? I thought I've seen it posted in a red jersey

Bellingschinken ON

>>149249382
For me it's Otsu Alice

SHOULD HAVE JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Almost no Germans in this thread
Is it like too early in Germany or do they really not care about this tournament or does Borussia have no fans?

dayum he looks EXACTLY like Jude

>>149249558
i-it's normal in summer ok

cant score

Discount store Bellingham

kwabnobio

I been noticing that is always a british flag complaining about this competition, I wonder why

Who is winning?

Kobel ist the tallest and strongest man on that pitch

>>149249655
It's Tuesday, they have jobs (if you know what that is)

>super loud ad music
god I hope Jewmerica die soon

TEMU Bellingham

Flaminense about to get kwabbed by a Sunderland reject

>>149249658
this game is bootycheeks
fuck you infantino

o cano fazia

>Adayemi leaves
>NOT Brandt

Make it make sense

Jhon Arias is Premier League level unironically

>>149249658
>cannobio e everaldo

>>149249658
>I AM CHOKING

>KWABnobbio
Bielsa was right

>>149249665
Fluminense 0-0

jhon arias is colombian

>not carded because his brother is famous
This match is officially rigged.

>>149249675
que cano

>>149249605
No need to remind everyone lol
>>149249626
Du hast gedacht, dass diese Mannschaft die zweitbeste in Deutschland war? Das wäre sehr leichtgläubig von dir, mein Freund. Dortmund war diese Spielzeit lange Zehnter, aber in den letzten Wochen hatten sie einen guten Lauf und sind gerade noch so Vierter geworden. Jetzt ist dieses Momentum wahrscheinlich weg, denn sie hatten Pause. Und allgemein ist Dortmund unverlässlich, sie verlieren andauernd gegen vermeintlich schwächere Gegner
Ich möchte sie nicht verteidigen, aber es ist nicht überraschend, dass Dortmund hier schlecht aussieht. Sie sind nämlich schlecht

>>149249668
Europeans work? I thought they all worked from home and just like 3 days a week and the NEETs receive welfare from the government.

>>149249658
Why would he pass that? He should've taken the shot himself.

where is ganso?
diniz’ fluminense would wreck these shitters

>>149249683
mofo is awful

Dortmund are a disgrace

???????????????????????? what the fuck

>>149249700
Because he's a coward

>>149249656
no, he looks more mean, more violent. they both look like london street gang members though

>>149249700
he's a pussy and thinks Christian Bale Batman there can kick better

KWAB WTF

>>149249655
They barely have running water in Dortmund. Let alone Internet.

>>149249558
What's the story with the odd coloured seats?
PS1 game football crowd illusion to fool people watching in SD?

>>149249658
how can you waste a chance like that in such a fashion?

bellingham da shopee

>>149249700
because hes stupid

>>149249696
why are you singing a rammstein song in a match thread

>dormunt trying SO hard to lose
>flu can't score

>>149249700
coward and a shit player

>fucking dortmund is going to mess up my 6leg parlay
fucking hell lads

>>149249655
People here really don't care
Not that this is an excuse for Dortmund being pathetic pieces of shit, we are well aware of that. Well, except for Dortmund fans

>>149249733
share your picks

I'm just now tuning in. Is the match pretty even, or is one of the teams getting (un)lucky?

Friendly reminder that Fluminense GK is a 44 year old grandpa

>>149249733
>betting on dirtmund to win
you got only urself to blame

hercules and martinelli unironically are a hell of a good midfield pairing

>>149249750
it's bad

>>149249729
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt

>>149249750
BVB is either completely shut out or just not trying, Flu has had some chances but they can't finish.

kek dortmund is shit

>They're both called Bellingham
That's a little silly. What if Madrid play Dortmund. How are they going to distinguish the two? He should just be called Juden.

>>149249704
He just came back from an injury.

Its not a secret that euro clubs didn't care about the other format of this competition.
But what about now? Are they fully committed to it or it is just another filler competition?

>>149249741
the state of this team

shameful

this tournament exposed all our teams as fucking mercenaries, why don't they play like this against vitoria or bahia?

>>149249765
Nue!!!

>>149249750
clownfiesta
flu cant score even if their life depended on it and bvb is just all around awful

ok why can't any team except Bayern score?

fragile shield vs the spear that doesn't pierce anything

>>149249772
If anything, fans care even less and players care about just as much as about the old format. Club bosses probably like it more

A 0-0 draw should lead to instant elimination for both teams

>>149249780
This, these mfs are being cherry picking matches for years

I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE

this was the worst game so far, probably because i expected too much from it

>>149249645
VPN bruh, you can just add the flag to your ignore list and never see me again. There's barely like 2–3 UA anons here anyway and only 1 webmone

>>149249781
sexo

dude

no fucking way

Why is the entirety of Hungary on stadium?

KEK

I CAN'T SCORE

JFC what a shitshow

>Brazilian finishing
JUST

I CAN'T SCOOOOOORE

I CAN'T SCORE

>fluminenC strikers
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>149249787
cope

>>149249778
>SoT
>1
pfff

VAMOS FLUZÃO

>>149249349 (OP)
Dortmund is really a meme team

Why are there so many Hungarian flags very odd

>>149249772
none of them want to be there
it's supposed to be their holiday break

Kobel is still the only decent player in BVB

fuck you dortmund you absolute knobs for ruining this for me

Cano in thank god

>>149249795
>expecting something from Dortmund except embarrassment
Come on now, you live close enough to this place

LMAO
love the ads during changes

>>149249821
FUCK THE BOOKIES

>>149249792
based word of Allah

what a friggin save by borussia's goalkeeper

cant score again

>>149249785
Bayern was playing against semi amateur players unironically, also they don't play around

why the fuck is borussia getting banged by brasileirao relegation fodder

>>149249696
das wusste ich nicht
danke für die Antworte :)

>Subbing off Canobbio
What the fuck? He was one of the best players.

>>149249772
They are tired of the season, however it didnt matter when it was us playing at the end of the season and them in the middle, americans werw always euros are insuferable whining bitches

this is like the 4th match where the keeper is the best player on the team
shit sucks

>>149249821
>betting against sudacachads

>cano in
is he still good?

>>149249832
he was offside though

>>149249772
the tournament doesn't get much coverage and if its threated a bit like some exhibition games

>jobe bellingham
is this a fucking joke

florminense attack is so shit kek

>>149249810
seethe
(Dortmund are still shit, don't act like we didn't know and haven't been telling you all)

>>149249785
Bayern played the literal worst team of the tournament

greedy fuckers

>>149249821
Don't sweat it. River, would have ruined it anyway.

>>149249832
cursor jumpscare

>>149249723
BR Serie A CFs are horrific

>>149249844
No.

>>149249843
i called this game being the one that fucked me over when i made the acca but i thought dortmund's good form at the end of the season would continue

Sudacas countered by tall white defenders kek they cant play hoofball now no goals

>>149249696
>einen guten Lauf
Interesting that you use the same construction as English for this.

>>149249824
well this was the first game where its a top european league vs one of the better sudaca teams

>>149249856
ok but Flu should be up 4-0 by now

>>149249800
>>149249818
Nobody bought tickets so they gave them out to whatever local Europeans they could find

>>149249856
bruh, fluminense is brazilian league relegation fodder

Analizando possível resenha

bvb bros

>>149249863
literally flu best chances were not due to hoofball

lembrando que quem não faz
toma

>>149249665
Unironically everyone who is playing or watching this semen slurping game is losing

>>149249876
>0 goals
Thanks for proving my point

>>149249865
the whole post sounds google translated

>depth in the roster
death to yank commentators

>>149249835
Nichts zu danken, Kumpel!
Ein bisschen peinlich ist es ja schon ...
Es ist allgemein unangenehm, dass Dortmund irgendwie vor 15 Jahren in die Lage gekommen ist, zweitgrößter Verein im Land zu werden. Zumindest für den Augenblick. Aber seither haben sie nichts mehr hingekriegt. Und trotzdem tun Leute so, als seien sie ein großer Verein ...

COME ON BRAZIL SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS CARALHO

Please somebody fucking score!

>>149249872
so perfectly in line with what I said

>>149249887
oh...

Shouldn’t Dortmund be like 5 - 0 up?
What’s wrong with them?
Captcha: SuKdyK

Professional Level ist just a Meme to make you think it’s hard to become footballer. Every league above Third Tier is the same, you just have to be lucky a get the right team at the right time getting the right ball in the right games. Football is just a gambling

watch dortmund scrape a cheeky 90+7’

>LIDL Perlenbacher beer commercial mid-game
kek

>>149249900
>brazil
fuck fluminense

Platense and central cordoba would unironically beat both these teams

Vasco would destroy those teams

Put in my guy Reyna
Heh, he just needs more time...

>>149249912
they know their audience

>>149249840
we're guests in your country so wenmust adapt to yo culcha

this tournament criteria makes absolutely no sense. why FC Porto, Urawa Reds and Dortmund? why not Barcelona, Liverpool and Kobe or Kawasaki? what a shit idea of a tournament. it's like they just picked random teams

>>149249909
>Professional Level ist just a Meme to make you think it’s hard to become footballer
You need a little bit of talent but most of it is just luck

can't believe i'm here instead of enjoying the sunset @25C°

>>149249914
It's a national rule that whatever brazilian team is playing outside of brazil they pretty much become brazil

S
L
U
U
U
U
U
R
R
P
P

>>149249887
das sind die opfer, die den meme-scheiss, den die auf englisch schreiben würden, einfach ins deutsche übersetzen. das ist üble verhunzung der deutschen sprache

>>149249865
Closely related after all
Though there are some traps. "to make sense" is often translated as "Sinn machen", which would be a word-by-word translation. But it's technically incorrect, you'd have to say "Sinn ergeben" (yield sense) or "Sinn haben" (have sense)

literally explain how fluminense can play like this but does shit like this

there's no way these mercenaries don't sandbag

How do you expect to do anything with a midfielder like Nmecha?

BOOOOOOOOOORING (do sudcacas really)

>>149249942
Maybe in your cuckshed

South American football>>>>Bundesliga and Portuguese football

European teams are just adapting this 1st week
Just wait for 2nd week reality check

>>149249947
juventude would smash dortmund

>>149249942
not a chance

>>149249942
this is not true
fuck flamerda
fuck botafogo
fuck florminenc
fuck poomeiras

nice cross

>>149249947
only gremio is imune to the Alfredo Jaconi curse

>>149249947
Juventude is better than Dortmund

>>149249940
>tfw it's 98F / 37C here in Pheonix Arizona
It's like I'm living in hell.

>>149249872
That makes it all the more likely for Dortmund to lose
>they represent UEFA, the strongest confederation
>Fluminense is apparently shit
Double combo for a total shit performance on top of Dortmund being mediocre in general, they saved themselves from finishing 10th by going on a meme run the last few games

>>149249866
You know that Fluminense almost got relegated right?

Borussiasisters... they are shitting on us

>Brandt gone
You better prepare your anus now

>>149249945
Thanks, interesting post(s)

>>149249927
>Basco

I CANT SCORE

>>149249887
>>149249908
It doesn't sound like google translate at all, wtf

Devedor de série B não marca.

>>149249953
Reality check is called PSG, but he also shits on all the other european teams. European football right now is only PSG.

No hoofball = no goals for brazilian teams

>>149249953
Most of these teams stopped playing 20 days ago. They should be playing their best football

>>149249951
>>149249959
>>149249962
Yes it is.
We are all brazil now. Deal with it

I hate you, Everaldo San.

dirtmund are getting bitch slapped by some random hues

damn, dortmund really suck

>>149249947
they're playing Dortmund who do stuff like this

Sule must be one of the most overrated defenders ever

Remindrr Süle is the best paid player in dortmunds history and top 10 in Bundesliga

Loooool

>>149249945
>>149249980
If you want to be normal just say 'Sinn machen'. Only midwits use 'Sinn ergeben'

>Bellingham
literally the same player

>>149249999
2 weeks without playing already puts you out form, add into that travelling, jet lag and adapting to the weather

>>149250014
He was decent before getting fat and lazy.

>>149249999
>play your best football on your holiday break in empty stadiums

>>149249935
reds won the acl to qualify though

lagartense >>>> dortmund

>>149250015
And the worst "right-back" in history

>>149250006
Nobody ever rated that food truck looking faggot

both teams should get -3 for this

>>149249971
bro Fluminense almost played the club world cup on the second division, they saved themselves from relegation in one of the last matches of the season. This shit is on another level.

O mais inacreditável é que esse fluminense ta sendo treinado pelo Renato Gaúcho

i really hope for dortmund that they’re just playing like this because they dont care about the cup because this is PATHETIC

I remember Dortmund being on the same level as Barcelona a few months ago. What the fuck happened?

>>149250026
>Chico Manco (Tarzan)

Euro bros... maybe its time you start questioning the amount of money you are paying those shitters to draw with teams worth 10 times less, I think you are getting scammed

Borussia number 26 fucking sucks

>>149250026
Arbitro-Edilson Michael Jackson

>>149250017
I say "Sinn haben". Especially when it's "Das hat so keinen Sinn", it just feels the most natural
"Sinn machen" is directly from English and a result of our natural equivalents being so close, but it is of course widespread, and no one is bothered by it

>>149249970
>Arizona
yeah bro in case you didn't notice it's a fucking desert

>>149249947
Alfredo Jaconi is the thinking man's La Bombonera

>>149250026
>these names

Holy kek

I actually dozed off for a second

>>149250015
Wasn't he one of your best defender prospect? Did he flop that hard?

>>149250039
Confio no meu Grupo enjoyers vs The Blitzkrieg

We are walking this competition innit
You can guess my team

Out of all the american gimmicks this tournament is doing, referee view is the only good one. I hope more competitions start doing it.

Fuck, Arias is tired.

Why Dortmund dominated by Fluminense?

>>149250026
Both Ézio and Magno Alves wouldn't have missed the goal Everaldo did. This is truly the worst Fluminense in recorded history.

>>149250061
Weird to support PSG form Spain

>>149250026
some of them have 2 nicknames

>>149249935
>Liverpool
Only performed domestically, and even then only in the league. Villa and Arse have a better claim to be here than L'poo.

>>149250026
>blind cock on the goal
>only score two

>>149250044
True.
Btw, why our Brazilian teams are more white than eurocucks?

>>149250066
BVB getting scammed

when did dortmund sign manuel neuer

>>149250061
The team that has all its matches sold out because of all the mexicans that live here?

>>149250017
"sinn machen" ist für degeneriertes gesocks

Saw Ryerson for Norway against Estonia. What a shitter

>>149250070
I'm tired boss

>>149249935
>why not Barcelona, Liverpool and Kobe or Kawasaki?
What could have been...

>>149250070
sauce bitte Hans

>>149250070
Kudou Rara

>>149250079
We can't afford to buy pacey ngubus

>>149250026
>afraid to ask what pe de foice means

>>149250080
This, their real market value is probably something like 70m

Football is dead, bros

>>149250042
Barcelona sucks. Everybody sucks right now except PSG and Liverpool

>>149250061
Hello, my fellow Mamelodi chad.

>>149250035
Dortmund got spanked by Bochum, who got relegated without much of a chance
And they are shit in general, as we've said a million times. I don't want any of you to pretend we hyped Dortmund of all teams. As UEFA representative, they should obviously still beat a not-super-elite CONMEBOL team. But they've always been retarded and unreliable, and now they're also shit in general, so who the fuck is supposed to be surprised?
A shame they somehow memed their way to 4th instead of finishing 10th-12th like they should have. Their squad is only CL-worthy in terms of salaries

downloaded grindr again

>>149250070
source?

By the way, the stadium this match is currently being played in will also be the venue for the 2026 World Cup final. Thoughts?

>barsilian team more white than a German team
KEEEEEEEK!

Fluminense would have scored by now if they had Vegetti.

>0-0
EUROPE WINS

>>149250099
Scythe feet

>>149250107
Why?

>>149250070
>tfw she has lost her optimism, lost her smile and became anorexic

>>149250070
>20 cream pies by 6 dudes
That more impressive for the men, than it is for the girl

>>149250074
They lost in a penalty shootout against the UCL champions

Why can’t the last year champions league’s runner up beat a team that fought for relegation in brasileirão ? By these standards Bayern league titles are worth less than being champion in Uruguay

PASS THE BALL NEGRO!!

>>149250089
prescriptivists are retarded

>>149250109
Looks pretty good

>>149250118
to find a cute troon

Someone post the dildo webm please

Just fucking kick the ball towards the goal. Why are our teams always like this

>>149250042
Dortmund can turn up in theory, but only when it's already too late and when they are not expected to achieve anything

I saw a pretinha gostosa in the Fluminense crowd

>>149250070
Why did she do it bros

>>149250110
Brazil is more white than any western european country

>>149250059
Scammed Dortmund and got fat, basically he’s Dortmunds Eden Hazard.
I can’t blame him, I have done this same after 5 years at my company. Got a new contract during lockdown with 100% Home Office and the only thing I have done in the last 5 years is getting myself out of any significant project in the company and turn on Outlook while grinding League of Legends. Sometimes I forget I’m employed.

>>149250079
Europeans thirst over every bbc player they see, only timmies get stuck here

Borussia is out of form, they haven’t played a match for 20 days, otherwise if would have been a slaughter

>>149250135
They use tinder here

PAULO BAYA
KEK

>>149250070
has he ever fucked one of them?
i doubt it

>another 0-0 thriller
nice tournament by the way

>>149250149
that can't be true

>>149250150
Saubere 3,5k netto im Monat , ganz so nebenbei:)

Colombians coming to save the day

>>149250158
wtf I thought he retired

>>149250121
Average ~4 shots per guy, perfectly doable in normal sex but I doubt I could do it within the time limit.

>>149250156
tinder is limited to a few swipes a day, with grindr you can just hit them all up

At this point even a (P) would be fine...

cmon fluminesi

>>149250155
>we are tired chud
>we are out of form chud
>this is the best opposition team of all time chud
>this is our worst team of all time chud
VALEU BELEZA

Where are these homegrown Brazilian talents that the European clubs always buy? Are they all in some other Brazil club I never heard of?

this was a better game to watch and cost only 10$

no wonder bayern wins every season, the bundesliga is full of filler teams

>>149250109
Not very appealing imho
It looks okay from the inside, the size is good
Worst of all is that it's not even that close to New York City, feels like false advertising to host a World Cup final in ... East Rutherford, New Jersey
I also imagine traffic and logistics to absolutely suck, but I obviously don't know
I would have preferred SoFi, it is more premium. But 70,000 for a World Cup final is too small, and the time zone sucks for Europe

embarrassing from Europe AGAIN

>>149250184
Well dried, we dont have any talent anymore

Lets make a tournamet just after the season ends and all European teams are tired, also lets play most games during daytime while its hot and humid
Surely it wont be a 0-0 slurpfest

O interminavel Paulo Bayer

>>149250184

brazil has a tournament called copinha which is a televised u20 championship
most players get sold from there

>>149250184
They already mined everything

some peak clownball right there

>another 0-0
we’re never getting into the american market are we

>>149250109
should have been sofi

>>149250155
Nah, they are just ass
They probably just lost the momentum that carried them to 4th place at the last second

sluuuuuurppppppp

lmao nice pass

>>149250124
Yep, knocked out in the RO16.
Bottlers only scored one penalty in that shootout too.

GO FLU

>>149250109
Inside looks good

>>149250200
Cope

German Cano has to score a goal against the Germans. Imagine the kino.

>>149250200
You are just making up excuses because your teams are getting exposed.

I still can't tell if this tournament is based or gay as fuck

>>149250200
Sounds like a whole lot of cope.

>Superior player of the match
huh?

It's ok euro bros

uwu red diamnds will redeem europe against the south american shitters

it really looks like both teams have bets against themselves

That Fluminese CDM is goated

>>149250097
>1.42m
wtf

>>149250200
Lets make a tournament at the end of the brasilian season where teams played 80+ games and euros are at the middle of tbe season, also lets place the oil teams and played it in a weather similar to europe, will be very fair and we can jerk each other later

>>149250109
All yank stadiums look a billion times better if you remove the endless stray of parking lots

>>149250192
>But 70,000 for a World Cup final is too small
70,000 is fine what are you saying? Anything above that you'll start having really shitty seats

UEFA
UNBEATEN IN CWC
UNCUT IN HWD

Fluminense is the team of white Brazilians.

>>149250230
It's at the very least not as gay as I thought it would be. I'm thinking based.

>>149250227
I would save that remark for the quarterfinals or so

>>149250198
Why not, what happened? Did all the favela kids suddenly stop playing football because of tiktok?

>>149250213
Good, gatekeep everything from american zoomers.

YOU FUCKING DISGRACE SHITMUND

>>149250213
They should have pens if the score is tied for an extra point.

>>149250251
So are conmebol

>>149250252
i thought rio was a massive shithole

>>149250200
>Team with much more budget
>Sun and two weeks off detonates them

Have there been any shootings on the stadiums yet? Or are they saving the bullets for next year?

>famous hue team
>total slurper
I've been lied to

>>149250252
>rio de janegro
>white

What's the next UEFA-CONMEBOL matchup?

>these german niggas think they can score against Fabio
kek

>>149250200
>all teams except psg and inter already stoped playing 1 month ago
cope

>>149250227
As far as i'm aware Europe is unbeaten and my team didn't even play yet

>>149250097
Nice, thanks.

>>149250261
France and england learnt our secret and imported enough ngubus to make it at home

>>149250263
Why mad? They are clear a worst team.

>>149250241

hercules
He is a good purchase in FM

>>149250266
Shame about their shite GD

>ref searching for cards
kek

>>149250269
For Iran tonight

>>149250230
The shitpost is priceless at least

>>149250273
>Fluminense
>famous

where is my card

>>149250267
It is

>>149250275
psg against botafogo

>>149250200
absolutely and only third worlders disagree

>>149250275
PSG vs Botafogo.

>another 0-0 slurper I watched
End my stupid baka life

ref forgot which pocket he put his card in kek

>>149250274
Chegou o Italo cuckista.

GERMAN AFRICANS ARE SUPERIOR TO MACACAOS!

>>149250275
PSG - Botafogo in two days

>>149250274
laranjeiras is a white shitlib neighbourhood

>>149250249
Can't be helped

>>149250267
Jealous hayseeds talk about us all day for a reason.

i regret watching this snoozefest

HOLY SHIT DO SOMETHING

>>149250268
>money makes your body superhuman or something

>>149250276
Botafogo x PSG the real UEFA exposed gonna happen

nice tournament Infantino

almost

Why isn't Hummels playing?

The actually interesting things in those games, if you actually care about football, is noticing the different styles of play between federations

>borussia is tying with THIS

i had 0 respect for them since they choked that bundes but they reached a new low

Yet another 2 hours of my life wasted.
I don't even know why I watch this shit

>>149250246
There is a JAV idol that is 136cm and she's in her mid twenties

tournament so far

0-0
10-0
0-0
2-2
0-0

fuck infantino

>>149250317
very high chances of another 0-0 semen slurper there

>>149250252
White Cariocas*

>>149250200
>t.colchonero

>>149250312
Same..
At least the thread was good

River - Urawa is going to be kino as fuck, mark my words.

>>149250331
I would have wasted them anyway.

>>149250250
>implying FIFA cares about that
They want a big and fancy stadium that is very representative. SoFi has all FIFA wants except the capacity (which was of course intended, your stadium architects and club owners find "smaller" but more premium stadiums more profitable now)
FIFA is said to demand a capacity of 80,000 for a World Cup final now. 2010 and 2022 featured newly built stadiums for the final with >90,000 seats. 2006, 2014, and 2018 featured stadiums with 75,000 to 80,000 seats, they got a pass for being iconic football venues

>>149250334
KWAB/Penfica was kino chimpout

NOO AMERICANS HATE SOCCER FOR NO REASON OK?!?!?!

>>149250333
you forgot her name

BVB is worse than I thought they were
Embarrassing

>>149250334
kino desu
exposes uefatards as overrated shit

>>149250328
Tactical approach vs Physical approach
>wow such a difference

0 borussia x 0 dortmund

You just know Ulsan vs Mamelodi is gonna be a 4-4

AAAAAAAAAAAH GET FUCKEEEEED


WHERES THE JAPANESE KEK EUROPEAN COCKSUCKER WHO SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE 3-0 FOR DORTMUND HUH?


SHOW YOURSELF YOU FUCKING KEK

>>149250336
Crazy how they are all ugly

>referee can't find his card
Sums up this game.

>>149250334
Name?

SHHHHLURP

>>149250230
ragmow?

That game slurped more semen than Taco Belle

booooo
I want my money back

Ulsan High Definition x Mamelodi Sunscreen will be better

fuck this club

>>149250267
You fell for the Paulistano hoax.

Another 0-0 slurper

>>149250369
colombia

>>149250373
>tf
>money
kek

>>149250328
What fucking styles? It's all the same

>>149250365
Japanese people love brazil though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDK5Bluh5A&list=RDcTDK5Bluh5A&start_radio=1

>>149250366
BICHA.

uh bros i thought conmebol teams would be mogged by second division yuro teams what is going on why aren't we losing yet

>thread full of thirdies desperate for approval
as expected

>>149250304
you're not italian. you've been cucked out of this larp

>>149250200
thirdies fuming at this kek

>>149250379
GET FUCKEEED THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BETTING AGAINST FLUMINENSE YOU FUCKING GERMAN COCKSUCKER

>make a whole tournament to find out who's stronger between euro and sudaca teams
>they keep drawing against each other
Th-thanks

What next for fake Bellingham?

Why is this allowed?

someone make the river urawa thread please

>>149250425
at least wait 30 mins

>>149250413
Ngl aside from 6 european clubs, the rest are on the same level of latam teams

what a bore

>>149250425
just use this one >>149249483

>>149250026
Coach: Cool Zé

>0-0
let's fucking go woooooo!!!

>>149250354
Miyoshi Yuzuka

>>149250408
>esse anão com vpn controlando danos
Está pior que o paneleiro N. nesse fio.

>>149250439
not good for niggas who ctrl+f threads

>>149250236
LATINX UBERMANSCH

>>149250362
>>149250395
If you can't see a difference between MLS, UEFA, and CONMENBOL styles of play, you don't understand much about the sport

>Yuro cuririqueiros in disbelief as their shitty plastic teams are exposed
Lol $500 million squads to tie with FlorminenC lolololol

I hope the other games will be better, this was a slurp fest.
Botafogo is our only hope

>>149250355
They were shit all season long and just slavaged their season by getting stable in the last 5 matches. They have no defense, simple as.

>>149250452
k this one then >>149250478

River vs Mitsubishi
>>149250478
>>149250478
>>149250478

>>149250515
river matches should be good, they have shit defense but great attack

>>149250515
I wish a girl with a really big ass would sit on m yface.;...

>>149250334
Lmao

Did Borussia even take it seriously? Are they like Germany’s second biggest club?

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