Thread 149250687

Sprinter Lyles says race vs. Fins' Hill is canceled
Source: Steelers extend Elliott on two-year deal
Sources: Bengals, DE Hendrickson resume talks
Gov. signs stadium aid package for Chiefs, Royals
Dak wants Super Bowl title, legacy 'be damned'
Saints sign RB Akers to 1-year deal after tryout
Irsay to join Colts' Ring of Honor during Week 1
Ex-NFL WR Brown sought for attempted murder

My Steelers :)

>M-Manning hasn’t even started a full season, p-pump the brakes!
t. le super rational ledditor who’s always wrong

• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>149250717
>Anti-rationality
America is so cooked

>>149250768
You’re not rational, you’re just a midwit

>>149250779
VICK DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT

If you can't tell if a QB is good or not in his first few starts you're just bad at the sport. Sorry, that's how it is.

>>149250895
If you can’t tell purely by hearing his name and looking at him you’re genuinely not even fully sentient

Sentient bussy

Bad at this bussy

Do this bussy

Midwit bussy

Cook this bussy

rationalize this bussy

Fewer playoff wins than this bussy

Always wrong about this bussy

My Steelbussy

>>149250687 (OP)
Sprinter Lyles says race vs. This bussy is cancelled

>>149250687 (OP)
Source: Steelers extend this bussy on two-year deal

Stop.

>>149250687 (OP)
Sources: Bengals, DE Hendrickson resume this bussy

>>149251402
Whats wrong snowflake? Triggered by BUSSY kek look at me

Epig maymays im 4chinz

Stop this bussy

Epig maymays look at me spamming BUSSY
OOOOOOO
SO FUNNY

Spam this bussy

>>149250687 (OP)
Gov. signs stadium aid package for this bussy

>>149250687 (OP)
Dak wants Super Bowl title, Bussy 'be damned'

How come the Reddit Mafia doesn't get nearly as much shit as >us 12s got 10 years ago for being a fanbase of mostly bandwagoners?

Fanbase of mostly bussy

>>149250687 (OP)
Saints sign RB Akers to 1-year bussy after tryout

>>149250687 (OP)
Bussy to join Colts' Ring of Honor during Week 1

>>149251526
Because of bussy

fewer playoff Bussy than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl Bussies than Tom Brady
• fewer Bussies per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• More Bussies per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest Bussy rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs
• Has fewer Bussy appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only Bussy to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff bussies by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>149250687 (OP)
Ex-NFL WR Bussy sought for attempted murder

Attempt this bussy

Where were the Bussy Generals last February? I must have missed them...

Miss this bussy

You have been cursed the angry spirit of bussy

Michael Bussy

>>149250687 (OP)
Tom Brady guide to Bussy

Tight wet girlbussy

Bussyposting isn’t cool anymore now that jannysknee ruined it.

Which Eagles players will be enlisted to fight for this Bussy

Bussyposting isn’t cool anymore now that bussysknee ruined it.

Ruin this bussy

>>149251841
AJ Bussy

Imagine needing a Bussy

MUHFUGEN BUSSY NOOD

My Rammies :)

I BELIEVE in Bussy, he's worth every penny of that contract and now that the Bussy will be healthy this year he'll remind everybody of that.

>>149251402
Imagine her cute little lips wrapped around your cock

Imagine cute little bussy

Time to sweep the Bussy. They have literally every single Bussy fans have been complaining about since SuperBussy50 now.

Dak wants bussy, legacy 'be damned'

>>149252015
>Brock Purdy, is one thicc bih
>Lemme see that Brussy

>>149250702
>>149250996
>>149251402
>>149251703
>>149251964
Made for Big Bronco Bussy

Made for Bussy

Bissy for bussy

mental illness

NFL needs more bussy

>64 posts
>7IPs not including mine

>>149252195
>triggered by le epig maymay
Go back to plebbit loser

Bussyposting was cool when it was just cool guys like me doing it sporadically, when it made sense to do so, but now that squares like bradysknee joined in it’s just not the same. Now all the summer underages spam it with no rhyme or reason, I’m retiring this gimmick because you lot clearly cannot be trusted with it. It’s dead. It’s not funny anymore.

Mental Bussy

Well Bussybros, it was fun while it lasted. We had a lot of cool bussy over the past few seasons, but now the realization that the bussy-off is coming is beginning to set in.
At least we still get to bussy at Chibussy and the Vibussy.

>64 bussies
>7 bussies not including mine

EPIG MAYMAY
BUSSY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CLASSIC 4CHINZ
AM I EDGY NAOW :))))))

Epic bussy
Bussy
Hahahah
Classic bussy
Am I bussy now :)))

Im cool cause I spam bussy its so funni :v
But now that other people spam bussy its not funni :((((
No more bussy

>>149251402
stop this bussy

Bussy

>>149252360
Stop this Bussy to stop this bussy

Hahah so funni
BUSSY amirite??

Kek I love you weakmind little tourists. Always try to claim the morale high ground and decide what is or isn't funny.

BUSSY

HAHAHAH /NFL/ BEST MEME EVAR

Bussy is the best meme ever
We are in the golden age of /nfl/

The golden age of bussy

*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPP*
ah yes
Bussyposting
Now that was this boomers favorite pastime!

>>149252449
Oops forgot my boomer meme
Now im 4chans

Forget this bussy

Bussy Nix make ya seethe?

>>149250687 (OP)
Tom Bradys diet is based on being 80% bussy in nature

Cant believe we spent THIS many years posting and NEVER thought to spam bussy

What an amazing meme, this is the best thread ever

28-3? Smethposting? /nfl/ balls? Kek what plebbit memes go back you stupid loser

BUSSY REIGNS SUPREME. It is /nfl/.

In ten years nobody will care about toom and coom
Everyone will still remember BUSSY

>>149252599
Joe knows he's sweet.

Joe Bussy is the best QB in Bussygals history

Sweeten this bussy

/nfl/ loves bussy

Bussy loves /nfl/

>not one post by the kiwi so far
Honestly this might just do it

Do this bussy

Kiwi this bussy

Post this bussy

Joey reddit this bussy

Dook poopscoot this bussy

>>149252718
Do this bussy

>>149252779
Post her bussy

Sometimes, Tom Brady splurges, and get's to have bussy. This is especially true during the bussy (bu/ssy) months. Tom's recipe isn't for your typical bussy. They're filled with an egg-based batter, and usually topped with berries.

I love gussy (girl bussy)

Just started a text to someone with “Buddy” and it autocorrected to Bussy because of this thread without me realizing

Splurge on this bussy

>quarterback has 5 or more syllables in his name
instant bust.

Autocorrect this bussy

>>149252884
>phoneposting

Bust this bussy

Phonepost this bussy

Tom Brady is the GOAT of this bussy

Thomas Edward Patrick Bussy Junior!

>this thread
Damn /nfl/ has come a long way, brings a bussy to my eye

Cant wait to suck Jalen Hurts cock bros

>>149252985
Who do you think has the biggest penis in the league?

Come a long way in this bussy

Biggest penis in this bussy

Suck this bussy

Tom Brady's diet is based on being 80% bussy in nature.

>>149252985
>>149253000
For me, its brock BIG COCK purdy btw

>>149252985
>he doesnt know
Always has been

Doesnt know about this bussy

Always has been this bussy

For me its BIG BUSSY BROCK

>>149253000
Travis Kelce

>>149252985
Can we get back to discussing the hottest NFL QB and why it's Brock Purdy? Purdy genuinely has an almost feminine quality to him. Burrow is also hot in the same way.
Allen and Goff are up there too, but they're pretty masculine

>>149253198
Purdy is not in the bussy conversation, stop pushing this

Push this bussy

For me, it's the soft, warm bussy of another man, and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>149253328
This is literally what Chiefs poster itg look like and who you’re being rude to

Be rude to this bussy

>>149253255
lolwut, how can you say Purdy doesn't have an elite bussy? Who would you rank above him?

>>149253656
Joe Bussy
Bussy Jackson
Mahbussy Homes
Josh Bussy
Jalen's 'Bussy' Hurts

>>149253700
>Bussy Jackson
You're trolling. Labussy isn't half as pretty as Bussy Purdy.

>bussyposting has broken containment
Okay, NOW its funny.

>>149253732
bussysplain, this bussy never leaves the genny

>>149253937
Hows the bussy situation in the UAE?

>>149253825
check the other gennys for bussy

Bussy runs this genny

Moderate this bussy

bussyposting has taken over /hoc/
theyre loving it

/nba/ and /heem/ are busy having meltys

>90(Ninety!) deleted posts
What the fuck did I miss?

Miss this bussy

>>149254473
>>149254529
/nfl/ RUNS this board

Run this bussy

>>149253198
>doesn’t mention T law
Better question is why is the whole thread so faggy

>>149254704
I forgot about T-law, he's up there too. Though IMO he's not as femininely pretty as Burrow or Purdy and not as masculinely attractive as Allen or Hurts

Forgot about this bussy

the thread seems to be lacking something

Lacking this bussy

i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP

Ahhh why?

Ahh this bussy

>>149254976
Nothing wrong with being an ally

>>149250687 (OP)
Just ate cheeseburgers doused in browned butter, burnt bacon and mozzarella sticks and washed it down with 2 Dewskis

Wash down this bussy

>>149255029
KC cuisine is disgusting

>>149252247

Go ahead and keep sleeping on the Lions.

>>149255077
It really is. Burnt ends is the worst barbeque and 'St Louis Pizza' has American cheese on it.

>>149254603
General was dead. Someone asked a decent question about what QBs haven’t had a sophomore slump and then everyone decided to mass bussy post the general this afternoon. Hasn’t stopped really.

>>149255096
he's the boomer version of le spork if doom

>>149254675

Actually, over 50% of the threads on /sports/ are divegrass.

But then 3rd world euro peasants don’t have anything else and with no freedom of speech, they have to shit up an American website.

>>149255129
It's Penguin of Doom

>>149255077
Chiefs king here. I agree. I hate BBQ
I don’t really understand why people think dissing a football team’s local food is an ebic own though, it’s very fat redditor minded. Nobody cares

>>149255146
They are incapable of inventing anything new at this point, they're like Florida - a bunch of rich old fucks living off tourism and cheap labor.

>>149255180
Texas style with just the dry rub is decent. I also like Carolina Pulledpork. Both are kino for Football gameday. The sugary sweet KC style BBQ sauce is deplorable.

>>149255096
How many times do you need to be told to cap your screenshots reddit spacing retarded Not-A-Lions-Fan, nobody wants to see your fucking phone

>>149255201
The only KC BBQ I can endure is Arthur Bryant’s because it’s savory. The dry rub is good. Still not something I particularly care for, the meat itself tastes like how wet dog smells

>>149255148
it was like 20 years ago, so I don't remember

stop posting slop

>>149255106
>Burnt ends is the worst bbq
hard disagree

>>149255266
you sound jealous

Guess jannies can get tired of offtopic fag spam
Nice to its entirely based on if one of their bootlickers decides to whine about it hard enough

>>149255124
It really was just one mentally ill troon with too much time and a 4chan pass. Its funny and strange coincidence how as soon as the janny tripfag came the genny got cleaned up.

nigga got beat out by a UFL guy who has 10 games on his legs this year

What happen janny tripfag? Bussyposting isnt funny anymore when its spammed in your thread huh

Now the internetz is super serious business and its spam? Just make sure to keep that rule congruent and not just when it inconviences you like a massive faggot

Whyd you delete the bussy posts
I thought you were an ally
Why so homophobic?

>>149255651
First good thing a janitor has done on this site is delete the bussy spam.

>>149255750
Yeah, but they arent doing it cause its actually spam, the nearly seven hours unabaided proved that much. They only care when its one of their own, in this case jannysknee >>149254976 started telling the mods he wont give them their favorite reacharounds and then they capitulated

>unabaided
Is that a Lions fan I detect

detect this bussy

That nigga bradysknee sucks so much moderator cock jesus its insane
Their dicks are fully entrenched in his throat like a facehugger

Da Bears

>>149255221
Not my pick, I got it off Reddit (which has better football discussions).

>>149255918
>Viqueen too dumb to quote

ZoomZoom McCarthy will be a bust.

>>149255987
Whoa, who's this fucking hot head?

>>149256002
Oh ok, so this is similar to how you aren’t the reddit spacing Lions fan when you spam and samefag about Chiefs refball right?
Here’s another time recently you did the same thing. Different Lions fan I presume?
Fucking retard

>>149255595
Never pay a RB. Even Saquon isn't worth it.

>>149256208
Saquon literally won them the owl

>>149256241
Saquon was running through lines wider than your mother’s vagina and was on a stacked offense that included a dual-threat QB, he’s not the franchise savior IDIOTS like you imagine

How many tuddies did Saquon nab in the Owl?

Nab this bussy

>>149256501
Kill yourself.

>>149255266
I am mad she got away with this. Raiders fans are pampered in this general

pamper this bussy

Pamper this bussy

At my playoffs watch parties people kept assuming the Eagles backup RB was Saquon because he would do just as well kek

Any fellow glugbros itt? What are we glugging down tonight fellas?
For me
>15 coors lights
while I watch watch 2023 kangz/colts

Glug down this bussy

>>149256661
Okay. Let’s see it. I’m ready to start glugging.

>>149256593
they didn't have eyes then. unfortunate really, the world has so much beauty.

>>149256710
How many times has Saquon broken 2k before running behind the Eagles’ line?

Run behind this bussy

YNR Kirk Cousins

YNR this bussy

Remember Temujin likes men.

Yeah no response, precisely. It’s that easy, and that simple.

>>149256806
Yes I know, she is my wife

>>149256741
in 13 rushes, how many times did Gainwell exceed Saquon's average of 5.6 yards?

>>149256903
Not looking that up but probably more than you think
You didn’t answer my question before you came up with a cherrypicked one of your own btw, because you lost

Exceed this bussy

>>149256927
I ignored your irrelevant question and presented you a question that directly relates to your ridiculous claim that Gainwell and Saquon looked similar in the playoffs.

I said you lost. It’s simply over for you. There’s no recovering from this massive, unmitigated L. All you can do now is whine and writhe on it. Daddy likey.

Massive unmitigated bussy

writhe on this bussy

Daddy likey this bussy

imagine only averaging 3.2 yards a carry lmfao what a bum, enjoy that elite production pittsburgh.

run perpendicularly to Saturn’s orbit in the fourth trimester of the Illuminati’s blue noon in this bussy

Looking pretty fit desu

Bussy pretty fit desu

>>149257131
really rolls off the tongue

>>149257324
Just like this bussy

>>149257269
They’re mad. Stay tuned

>>149257485
Nah hes washed

>>149257514
Many such seasons

The GOAT

>H-he’s washed! You have to believe me!
>*gouges your defense ez pz*
https://youtu.be/12qCY1OS3CQ

Gouge this bussy

>>149257658
God Saquon is so good

>>149257745
Yes

>>149257817
Now look up who in the league goes the longest (by far) before being touched

>>149257817
So he’s like what, sixth? What is the point of this image?

wouldnt the eagles backup running backs have similar efficiency if it were all because of the OL

>>149257850
>>149257888
Apparently "yards over expected per attempt" is too complicated a concept for you

>>149257888
>>149257970
You could just say you don't know how to read a graph

>>149257945
They do, there are countless plays like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mHoepiYUIto&pp=ygUhS2VubmV0aCBnYWlud2VsbCBydW4gYWdhaW5zdCByYW1z
But you looked at a few retarded stats while scratching your swamp ass and decided you’ve got it all mathed out
Everyone who watched the Eagles saw Gainwell doing the exact same things as Saquon when he was allowed on the field

He was allowed this bussy

>>149258094
Not really. There were a couple plays here and there where the backups had some good runs but no one who actually watched the Eagles would think they were equivalent.

>>149258094
Gainwell is not explosive at all, he hits 0 homeruns. He was equally capable of hitting 7-12 yard runs as Saquon, but he never hit 40, 50, 60+ yard touchdowns.

>this one 13 yard rushing play means Gainwell was actually just as good as Saquon
ok

Just as good as this bussy

>>149258174
Next time I’ll upload an entire season for you retard. It’s called an example, and you are meant to extrapolate from it, not presume it’s the only instance of anything. “But I didn’t have breakfast this morning” headass

>>149258288
ZAMN pittsburgh looks like THAT?

>>149258156
>>149258163
They aren’t equivalent in general and nobody said they are, just that they were capable of doing as well as Saquon because the line is more important than the RB on that team. Saquon is probably fringe top 10 whereas someone like Gainwell isn’t even starting caliber, obviously Saquon has more top end speed and is more dangerous when on average he goes over 3 seconds before being touched and even having to work (keep in mind people run 4 second forties). Gainwell also being able to look dangerous isn’t meant to say hurr durr these runningbacks are literally the same caliber, it’s just an example of how little Saquon’s success is actually due to Saquon

>>149258269
Yeah if you're not going to provide more evidence I'd rather just prove you wrong with simple numbers like Saquon's yards before contact and success rate being vastly superior to Gainwell's. Both of which should be similar to eachother if the offensive line was the determining factor.

>>149258461
Good post. I don’t know even know why this makes Filthies so mad. It just means they’ll still have a great run game once Saquon loses his tread. It’s not even like Saquon is a lifelong Eagle or something, he was just another cog in a super team of one year. He could flame out and be on the Packers or something within a couple years but they act like he’s their Barry Sanders.

>>149258461
Pretty much none of that is true though. You act like you know ball but you don't actually watch Eagles games. Gainwell can take advantage of blocking every once in a wile but his level is so far below Saquon, who consistently gets what's blocked and then some. Also you keep citing yards before contact (which btw they were not first in and also the difference between the top teams and the mid teams is really not as large as you think) but Saquon also influences that because his vision is elite and he's able to make incredible cuts at the line, not just in the open field.
I'm not at al saying the Eagles' run blocking isn't amazing, but Saquon's success is not simply a product of the O-line.

>>149258547
>if the offensive line was the determining factor.
Ok literal retard, let’s get to the bottom of this with the Socratic method. You and I can do this together!
Question 1. Where does the Eagles offensive line rank in the league?

Rank this bussy

>>149258611
>but Saquon's success is not simply a product of the O-line.
Before coming to the Eagles, he had not so much as crossed 1500 yards.

>>149257269
He would be so much better if he actually lifted weights, like Gronk.

>>149258547
>Saquon's yards before contact and success rate being vastly superior to Gainwell's. Both of which should be similar to eachother if the offensive line was the determining factor.
This is a good point that that anon is choosing to ignore lel. Barkley's YBC/att was 3.8 and Gainwells was 2.2.

>>149258629
the Eagles have had the best offensive line for like four consecutive years, why haven't any of their other running backs been as good as Saquon?

>>149258762
Hmm no that’s not how this works. If you try to ask question you’ll only confuse yourself. Fortunately the answer to my question was implicit in your answer. It’s the Eagles who have the best offensive line the league!
Great. Question 2. How many times has Saquon been the league’s leading rusher? He’s played seven!

>>149258799
How many times before Saquon have the Eagles had the league's leading rusher?

>>149258749
You’re the only one ignoring anything in this thread and refusing to engage in good faith retard. The most you can do is spout nitpicky reddit stats like every other retard who doesn’t know ball and thinks football is played in Microsoft Excel

The league's leading bussy

>>149257658
Le kickback false start man
Literally looks like that goblino meme btw

>>149258847
Hmm no that doesn’t seem to answer my question. We’re only two in and you’ve been unable to answer once! If the truth were evident you’d be comfortable answering, so it’s safe to assume that your inability to cooperate is because you don’t like the answers you’d have to give me. Thanks for playing.

Play in this bussy

>>149258911
It's not a false start, learn the rules

>uhhh actually the offensive line that's been nearly identical for four straight seasons is why saquon is so good!
>who the fuck is miles sanders anyway?

>>149258879
Explain why Gainwell had less yards before contact, then, if you're not ignoring inconvenient things.

>>149259040
Eagles put in the backup linemen when he's on the field

Backup this bussy

>>149259040
Nah, you didn’t want to play along, because you lost, and you don’t get to try to play your own game instead. If you really felt like you had a case you shouldn’t have been a shifty faggot who refused to engage.

>>149258799
>>149258933
lel look at this weenie

You don’t have an argument, that’s the entire reason you refused to engage in good faith lol. I’m not engaging with you in return on principle, not because you have an argument. You’re a seething coping retard with nothing intelligent to say. Many such stats-addled reddit trannies

>>149259065
That's not true
>>149259096
Continuing to run away form inconvenient facts lel pathetic

>>149259156
See >>149259150
Does it hurt your feelings when I respond to your retarded retort before you make it?

>>149259150
>>149259186
Most pathetic posts I've seen a while. But feel free to keep crying.

>Get totally blown the fuck out to the point that your opponent is predicting your reddit tranny copes and already responding to your dumbass before you click send
>P-PATHETIC!! K-KEEP CRYING!!

ladies, please, you both should kill yourself

I am a real human bean doing the whip it nay nay around a flustered and bewildered NPC who doesn’t know I know his dialogue wheel and for whom doing a whip it nay nay is not even conceivable

bro had to delete his weird post and try again because he accidentally a word

Saquon Barkley has always been the best running back in the league. It’s just that before, it was a very well-kept secret!

Can't wait for Gayquon Chudley to tear his ACL in the opener.

*ahem*

>>149259633
>Filthies itt when the Socratic method comes out

>>149259699
Reffies switched sides

He improved so much and it simply coincided with when he came to the team with the number one offensive line! Wow, he’s so good now, all Saquon! Mmmm my finger tastes like poop!

>>149259633
nees reve evi llac gnikcuf tsrow

>>149259775
At least you’re finally admitting you’re a man

Who needs 1500 yards ever when you can get 2000 yards and then some whenever you please! Wow, thank you Saquon, for deciding to choose to do that for my Eagles!

not a single person claimed Saquon didn't benefit from the best offensive line in the league. No one would make such a ridiculous argument. Just like no one would make the argument that Gainwell was just as effective as Saquon.. right?

EAGLES SUCK

Okay Donald.

>>149259877
Yeah it’s a little more than benefit retard, that’s what you’re refusing to admit because you’re a tranny homer and picture your female alt every night before you go to sleep

>>149259922
He didn't complete the process of the catch. First down patty cuckitini and the queefs.

>>149259937
>picture your female alt every night before you go to sleep
That's oddly specific enough to be a projection

>>149260002
Yeah it is what about it, gonna cum?

>>149259937
Do you think Gainwell would have eclipsed even 1500 yards if he had the same workload as Saquon?

>>149259633
>mfw shadman throws another pick and the browsn lose 35-13

This Saquon hater is reaching a breaking point with this sperging. Might need a wellness check.

>>149260039
Not necessarily eclipsed but he would have gotten around that mark 100%

Check on this bussy

>>149260014
Yeah, open your mouth.

Open this bussy

>>149260121
My female alt is not for lewd.

I don't remember why I have this saved. What was so special about this play?

>>149260166
You probably thought it was against the Chiefs

>Saquon BARKley
>has no dawg
>needs the league’s best o-line to be competitive

I vote we all dub him Saquon PUSSY

>>149260233
???

>>149260166
Had to dig deep for the Jahan Dotson highlight reel

>>149260162
Wasn't talking about your alt, sweetie pie.

>>149260315
(Because you’re retarded)
(And mindbroken by the Chiefs)

>>149260339
F-faggot!

>>149260348
u mad lol

Stop giving that cunt credit for my work. Now seethe, queefie.

>>149260080
So Saquon adds 500 yards at absolute minimum, therefore he's elite and not just a product of the offensive line.

>THEREFORE
>next statement does not logically follow
Many such reddit tranny logicians

Disagree with this bussy

GIT THAT THONG OUT YO BUSSY PLAYA!

...do it right now.

Gookmoot needs to put in a new wordfilter o algo.

>>149260646
>the face of a 24 year old

brutal. I am 31 and have zero crows feet

Wordfilter this bussy

Brutalize this bussy

>>149259002
Don't need learn the rules when I know ball. Of he was that good, he'd be playing LT. Oh what's that? He wasn't good enough to play left tackle that some Australian who never played football won the position over him? He's overrated

why would you switch positions when you're the best in the world at your position

>>149260954
Someones got a thong stuck deep in dey bussy fasho right chea

Position this bussy

>>0149259150
Go to website

>>149253198
Purdy looks like a church weirdo.

>>149255317
Oh snap, they sho' tellin' it like it is for REAL for real.

>>149255609
Careful friend, bradysknee will get you banned. Stay safe out there.

>>149256166
>Oh ok, so this is similar to how you aren’t the reddit spacing Lions fan

I am the "reddit spacing" Lions fan but that's been the standard format for discussion forums since the days of Usenet, which you'd know if you weren't a wet-behind-the-ears zoomer.

>when you spam and samefag about Chiefs refball right?

I don't spam or samefag but the Chefs are in fact refbabbies.

>Here’s another time recently you did the same thing. Different Lions fan I presume?

Yes, that is someone else.

>Fucking retard

Dumbass.

>>149262914
I’m genuinely amazed you’re retarded enough to reply to a post where you got caught out in an obvious lie and think anyone would believe what you have to say, which is saying something, because I genuinely believe you’re in the bottom five of the most retarded people on earth

I even missed the fact that you unironically claimed it really was a different Lions fan that keeps posting uncropped screenshots. Just mindbogglingly fucking stupid

>>149260964
>this absolute GIGABUST was taken 4th overall
the falcons deserve another 28-3 for such a transgression

>>149260964
This is the guy. >>149262914
You wanted proof. He’s an insane retard and pathological liar.

>>149263213
That is, in fact, a different poster. The first post in question is a mobilefag, you can tell because of the "IMG_XXXX" filename. The poster you just (you)ed is clearly on PC, where you can rename image files.
>B-but he switched devices!
Burden of proof is on you.

>>149263465
?? Literally wrong. This is the pic he didn’t crop itt >>149255096
Which is mobile same as the pic in the archive. What are you trying here? Are you literally just lying now?

>>149263465

I did post that >>149255096 pic but as I said, I saved it off Reddit (which has better football discussion) as is.

The retarded child you replied to thinks this >>149256166 is also me, but then he's a retard, so what you gunna do?

>>149263520
Those posts were, at the very least, made from two different devices.
I also fail to see the relevance of the archive, this picture has only been posted once before.

>>149263631
Thanks dumb fuck!
>>149263644
Ok. Let me lat it out. The Lions fan is notorious for not cropping screenshots on his phone. There is an example in this thread. And when he randomly denied being the Lions fan who never crops because he’s a pathological liar I showed an example from the archive when he did the exact same thing. He also lies about being a separate reddit spacer from the reddit spacing Lions fan when he spams the general with Chiefs refball posts, which coincides with the reddit spacing Lions fan posting about the Lions. None of this is confusing. I really hope you’re not being willfully ignorant and enabling this loser because that would be lame.

>>149263465
>>149263750

You see what I mean?...

>That diet
Does Tom Brady have autism?

>>149263750
I see what you’re saying but why does it matter

>>149263631
There's actually a way we can settle this, believe it or not.
Screenshot this thread on the phone you used earlier to post, and then post the screenshot in the thread. Doesn't have to be anything special, but the most recent posts would be best.

>>149256208
Nice job going 3-14 last year Joe

>>149264047
Because when he gets going he ruins threads for weeks on end. Literally nonstop recycling refball posts and webms and replying to himself and falseflagging to completely derail every thread. Temujin asked for proof a few threads ago when I mentioned this and I’m just circling back. This is the same reddit spacing pathological Lions fan who will rain down an apocalypse of NFL IS LE RIGGED posting later. If everyone knows ahead of time it’ll be easier not to encourage him or take the bait.
I don’t say this because I’m a horrid hated Chiefs fan who’s le mad online, I think it should be annoying for anyone to log on to /nfl/ and see the same posts and debates about the Chiefs and le refball.

>>149264146
I thought we were talking about the "da flu" guy last time?

>>149264109
I await the result
>>149264173
No that guy’s a harmless Broncos fan, this is specifically the NFL is rigged for the Chiefs guy, which is fine to believe but he spams every thread about it (or did). True psycho

>>149263961
I think he’s an extreme example of a Type A personality.

>>149263961
Yes. But almost every elite athlete is solidly on the spectrum.

>>149264146
Get down on all fours and oink for me, piggy

Though you are a Raiders fan, I feel you must apologize and concede that I WAS RIGHT.

Sincerely,
Me

>>149264479
I have to go to bed so the lack of reply from him is pretty annoying. Although I do think you should stop obsessing over other posters so much. Not everybody is out to "ruin the thread" or to harass you specifically.

Harass this bussy

>>149264647
I don’t think he’s trying to harrass me, obviously I initially took his bait because I’m a Chiefs fan, before I figured out the full picture, but the main issue is the way he would samefag and falseflag and recyle the same few posts to derail threads. That’s not an opinion it’s what he was trying to do.
He already did respond >>149264398
He’s not going to be able to reply to you however because he won’t have access to his parents’ phones until the morning.

>he won’t have access to his parents’ phones until the morning
Kek

>>149264695
>he won’t have access to his parents’ phones until the morning.
rekt

Access this bussy

Must be June in /nfl/.

>>149264109
>Screenshot this thread on the phone you used earlier to post

How di I do that?

For me it's Jalyx Hunt. He's going to have a great year.

>>149264786
That was a pretty good line by me

>>149256166
>muh spacing
Heaven forbid a post should be nice to look at and not one big block of text.

>>149264807
...
The same way you posted this screenshot earlier: >>149255096
Needs to be the most recent posts in the thread.

>>149264849
>The same way you posted this screenshot earlier: >>149255096

But that's a pic, not a screenshot?

Now /nfl/ knows about the psycho Detoilet and is going to tear him limb from limb! I’m not crazy!

>>149264880
>But that's a pic, not a screenshot?
Objectively incorrect. If it was a normal picture it would not have your battery, time, wi-fi status etc at the top.

>>149264925
I AM NOT CRAZY!

>>149264941
Thank you for your attention to this matter. You may go to bed now.

>>149264927

Again; that pic >>149255096 was saved to my phone off Reddit and posted via my phone to /nfl/.

So how do I take a screenshot of _this thread_ as has been suggested?

>>149264927
He said he got it from reddit >>149256002. It's a screenshot, but not one he made on his phone.

>>149265075

Thank you!

>>149256741
>only one 2,000-yard season, what a bum
stupid

>>149265072
>>149265075
>>149265086
Now the samefagging starts. Link the thread then.

>>149256981
defeated so badly that you didnt reply directly to your adversary with this parting shot. sad.

>>149257269
this isn't a dyel thread

>>149265094
Just trying to help :^)

>>149265133
Yeah I know, you post a meaningless screenshot every time. Link the thread.

I love beautiful trans women

>>149265072
>>149265075
I see. How about this.
There is a 0% chance you have this image saved on your phone. I'm going to delete this image in 5 minutes so it won't prevent you from posting it. Simply repost this image.

I still want to know how anon can explain Kenny Gainwell's yards before contact per rush being significantly lower than Barkley's

>>149265094

Fucking retard.

>>149265161
You’re asking him to screenshot it right, not just save it?
>>149265209
Still as meaningless as the first time

>>149265148
I'm not the anon you're arguing with, but what do you mean by "link the thread"?

>>149265169
Because Barkley is better at avoiding contact.

There you go, it's deleted.
>>149265225
Save, obviously. His IQ is too low to know how to screenshot, apparently.

>H-how do I screenshot on my phone?
>W-what do you mean link a reddit thread? H-how?

>>149265241
>His IQ is too low to know how to screenshot, apparently.

I've asked how to screeshot on a phone as I _admitted_ I don't know how (though as can be seen, I can do it on my computer) and NOBODY has told me how to do it.

>>149265169
I guess he doesn’t really gain that well

>>149265241
I’m watching and learning.

>>149265268
Hold volume down button and power button at same time for a second

>>149265239
>>149265269
Well sure, that's the obvious answer. But I'm still wondering what the anon sperging out earlier has to say about it.

Gotta say, boys. Bit of a weird hang here tonight.

>>149265268
What kind of phone do you have?

>>149265289
I think some people on here just like to take up the obvious retarded side in arguments, as a challenge or to annoy people.

>>149265280
HOLY HELL MY PHONE JUST EXPLODED. I HAVE NO HANDS

>>149265252
>>H-how do I screenshot on my phone?
>>W-what do you mean link a reddit thread? H-how?

Here's the link to the reddit thread where the pic was from;

https://www.reddit.com/r/detroitlions/comments/1lcfsvs/lions_owner_ok_with_real_lion_on_sidelines/

>>149265313
Wow, no picture. Thank you for that.
Let us know when you take your screenshot.

You niggas ain't even TRYNA know ball no mo

HURRY THE FUCK UP I WANNA GO TO BED

Detoilet anon trying to figure out a screenshot
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fDej0fs-jsg&t=74s

>>149265336
Why do you want him to repost the image you posted? What will that accomplish?

>>149265336
You get the picture at this point bb dw about it.

>>149265269
that spin move last season was pretty nasty though

>>149265382
Telling you beforehand would spoil the experiment. Seeing will be believing, although this scenario can only prove it ISN'T him.

>>149265335
Tape dont lie

>>149265409
I'm not him. But fine, I will wait.

>>149265409
He could have also posted a screenshot long after saying he didn’t understand but such is life.

>>149265409
At this point I'm not even sure what you're trying to figure out about this anon.

>>149265420
I don't have time to wait, bro has 5 minutes before I fall asleep.
>>149265371
I remember in the original comics he had to craft his web shooter, he didn't make it from his body. Huh.

ah it was against the steelers. no wonder they wanted him
https://youtu.be/UfNpz6mX9lM

>>149265445
All I need is a verifiably recently saved image. Him posting it will do the rest.

>>149265445
Yeah this, I want to rally on his behalf and suck his cock even

I was on his side simply because complaining about spacing is gay, but now I don't see why he can't figure out how to take a screenshot, unless he's either older than 80 years old or younger than 7.

>>149265455
I have this one saved, if you need it

>>149265466
Go to bed sleepy Temujin. He will bait you for the rest of the night if you let him, trust me.
Dream of Geno Smith, and many interceptions.

>>149265477

Tell me how to take a screenshot of this thread (as has been suggested).

I'm guessing YOU don't know either, or you would provide the information.

Go to sleep, tripfriend

>>149265493
>>149265494
Posted at the same time, not him

>>149265493
Depends on what phone you have

>>149265493
He wanted you to take a screenshot of a single picture, not the whole thread. He made that clear and now I see you're just stalling and playing dumb. GUILTY!

>>149265494
>>149265514
Okay nvm, idk what's happening.

>>149265514
No the image was supposed to be saved and posted for mysterious Temujin reasons but the screenshot was literally just take a screenshot while in /nfl/, which he won’t do.

>>149265508
Man, the plot thickens.

Just stop engaging with him.

Have we considered that maybe its a two man job?

>>149265494
Nope, needs to be from the phone.
I guess I'll reveal the trick. The filename from mobile posts "IMG_XXXX" goes up sequentially with each image saved on the device. Deleting images will not change this. I wanted him to post an image saved after >>149256166 (June 6th) with a file name earlier than "IMG_2559"
Doing so would have clearly proven he is a different poster, but he decided to be uncooperative for whatever reason.

>>149265569
Nigga this ain’t the Zodiac shut yo ass up

>>149265574
^This is the 2nd guy saying this

>>149265571
Does this foil you thoughbeit?

>>149265593
^I’m Chiefs anon btw not him to be clear

All right you faggots, from now on I'm using a trip.

>>149265593
Doesn't matter now. The image can be named on a PC with the trick being revealed, which is why I was so coy with WHAT the image was for.

Has GOATonio Brown been apprehended yet?

How about this

>>149265630
I see. I actually did that on my iphone, you can save an image as a file and name it. But I see your point that he wouldn’t have known ahead of time.

*smiles respectively towards you*

>>149265593
You cropped out the info that identifies the phone thoughbeit.

It's Russell Wilson Time!

Diversity is our strength

>>149265707
That’s because I currently don’t have phone service and am embarrassed about it thoughbeit

>>149265712
garbage time rolls off the tongue better

>>149265726
This but for white corners

>>149265633
will brown whip out big brown during the trial?

>>149265742
Kek

>>149265742

(Damn, forgot the text) this is my trip from now until the heat death of the universe.

>>149265737
The grind is real anon. Don’t stress.

You can't

Space your posts like that

I'm finna have a melty!!!!!

disregard that, i suck cock

>>149265762
You forgot the tripcode with it, moron. Otherwise anyone can post as you

>>149265762
We're winning it all this year bro I can feel it in my bones. The party is finally on!

>>149265804

Shit...

>>149265480
thank you

Chiefs anon was right. Apologize to Chiefs anon. Remember Chiefs anon when the refball spam starts and post tributes to Chiefs anon. Pray for Chiefs anon. Hum a tune whenever you think of Chiefs anon. Hug and compliment your local Chiefs anon, and say I did this for Chiefs anon.

It's SPACE

>>149251402
>>149251703
>>149251964
>>149252124
>>149253328
>>149255253
>>149255424
>>149257793
>>149258288
Built for BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

Remember the name Luke Altmyer and Remember the Flaccie told ya about him first

>>149265836
Noting him down as a sure bust as we speak, thanks

>>149265836
bussypill me on alty, i dont watch college
will my jetties buck break him after CAINT

Note this bussy

>>149265836
2025 heisman winner

>>149265859
Might be the best QB in cfb right now. People are hyping Manning, Allar, Klubnik etc but I really like the way Altmyer plays. He's not a big specimen like Allar but he throws a beautiful ball, won a bunch of games in the Big 10 last year and has wheels. He reminds me of a mix between Taylor Heinicke and Baker Mayfield. His tape against Michigan is what convinced me he's going to be good at the pro level. Had a great game despite 2 TDs being taken off the board by Michigan tackling his receivers. Seriously watch 3 random games from last year and you'll be impressed

SEX with Chiefs anon

>>149265823
Kill Chiefs Anons. Behead Chiefs Anons. Roundhouse kick a Chiefs Anon into the concrete. Slam dunk a KC baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Chiefs Anons. Defecate in a Chiefs Anon’s food. Launch Chiefs Anons into the Sun. Stir fry Chiefs Anons in a wok. Toss Chiefs Anons into Red Mountain. Urinate into an Chiefs Anon’s Gas tank. Judo throw Chiefs Anons into a wood chipper. Twist Chiefs Anon’ heads off. Report Chiefs Anons to the IRS. Karate chop Chiefs Anons in half. Curb stomp pregnant Chiefs Anons. Trap Chiefs Anons in quicksand. Crush Chiefs Anons in the trash compactor. Liquefy Chiefs Anons in a vat of acid. Eat Chiefs Anons. Dissect Chiefs Anons. Exterminate Chiefs Anons in the gas chamber. Stomp Chiefs Anon skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Chiefs Anons in the oven. Lobotomize Chiefs Anons. Mandatory abortions for Chiefs Anons. Grind Chiefs Anon fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Chiefs Anons in fried chicken grease. Kick old Chiefs Anons down the stairs. Feed Chiefs Anons to wolves. Slice Chiefs Anons with a katana.

>>149265934
GO TO BED

>>149265921
https://youtu.be/9Jyg9azT8d4?si=q_8QD6Aep5W86aF1

Go to bed with this bussy

>>149265934
based

>>149266000
Cringe

>>149265961
Dont worry now shes in bed heheh...

Ramilia looking sane in comparison to the rest of this thread

YOOO UNC THATS NOT PG

Free Jon Gruden

Free this bussy

>>149266174
Okay, bet. *unzips your pants*

Now, onto the freeing of Jon Gruden.

>>149255317
Good taste, anon

>>149266138
Coach Michelin Tires

>>149256166
Holy shit Chiefs Schizo at it again!

Future Chief Puca Nakua!
Future Chiefs head coach Chris Shula!

>>149266206
Wanna say "that's definitely a man" because of the face, but then there's the natural titties.

>>149266259
I know a guy who was born in Oklahoma, went to middle school in Minnesota, then moved to Virginia where we met. He got into football after moving here (~2010) and decided his team with be the Vikings
He could've had the joy of being a Chiefs King, but picked the damn Vikings

>>149266206
jugs

>>149266283
On the bright side the Vikings have a great aesthetic, a good coach and the best WR in the league. I own a dope Randy Moss Vikings shirt from PacSun

>>149266295
Owning other teams’ gear is illegal.

>>149266308
Obviously I’m never wearing anyone else’s jersey but the drip with this shirt is real, come on
https://www.pacsun.com/mitchell-ness/randy-moss-1998-vikings-t-shirt-0097514810360.html?srsltid=AfmBOoqeL_RhmYIfQ3WB863E7QxF31F5VybOnirNMVs_-o0v7vBrhRwc

*bed rumbling* PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP *grunts* PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP *soft yielding temujin moans* PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP OH YEAH TEMU BABY DADDY LIKE...PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP *glass breaks* PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP YEAH THATS A GOOD GIRL...PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP *floorboards crack* PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP THATS MY TEMUJIN...THATS MY TEMUJIN....PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP *jalisco strings break* PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*accordion blows out of tune*

>>149266321
As long as you don’t combine it with Chiefs gear I’ll allow it.

First of all, stop calling it “gear”

Gear this bussy

>>149266357
What if your heart stopped and this post was the last thing you ever did

do this bussy

>>149266385
What would I care? I'd be dead

>>149266400
Nah I’d be

???

>>149266400
Whaaaat...I always assumed bussy posters only spoke bussy. This is trippy.

>>149266438
Gonna cry? Cum, maybe? Shit and pee?

??? this bussy

>>149266438
General belongs to the gays now
Just leave if it upsets you

>>149266489
Sneaky Bengoid post

Sneaky bengoid bussy

>>149266438
>160 mentions
Those are ROOKIE numbers

>>149266536
Actually to be perfectly honest I was trying to make a sneaky Carr post.

>>149266531
Upsets me? If anything, I agree with this guy >>149266548

>>149266563
Check out 6-10 and tell me with a straight face your image has any merit

>>149266587
True the top 5 are where it's at.

top this bussy

>>149266438
>pure yellow towards the top
Soul

put some yellow in this bussy

pure bussy towards the top

This is what happens when you let brady'sknee make a thread, huh?

>>149266771
'fraid so fren
'tis clear as day
He bakes a thread
It comes out gay

bake this bussy

>>149267041
Too much ass, my dick isn't big enough to get through it

>>149267041
Too much dick, my ass isn't big enough to prevent that

football?

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

In 2023, no QB was better at avoiding negative plays than Derek Dallas Carr. In his first year with the Saints, the former Raiders standout threw just eight interceptions and finished the season with an NPR of 4.87% (best in the league).
Even behind a subpar offensive line which allowed him to suffer five separate injuries during the season, Carr's sack percentage was just 1.7%. Battered and bruised but not shaken, the rough and tumble QB didn't miss a single start in 2023, despite all the injuries.

>>149267307
Yes

Derek Carr sucks. David Carr is where it's at!

Nice, my wish on here yesterday for more fat kickers with freakishly strong legs came true pretty much immediately.
I also wish a Raiders Super Bowl win this season.

This season finna be interesting

this bussy be interesting

>>149252891
>dante culpepper
>randall cunningham
>thomas edward patrick brady
+ nearly every bust at qb not named jamarcus russell has less than 5 syllables
>josh rosen
>ryan leaf
>dwayne haskins
>zach wilson
>art schlichter
>trey lance
>paxton lynch

Has there ever been a good jew QB? Was Steve De Berg jewish?

bros... i'm thinking about the jews again...

>>149264695
I broke you with 10 words. Imagine what I could do to you if I actually tried.

Is this right?

>>149269658
Tap?

>>149269642
Julian Edelman had an amazing play that ignited a dynasty and killed a city's hopes for 10 years at least.

>>149269849
oops, wrong webm. Miami didn't need Julian to end them.

>>149266295
>*4th best WR in the league
Ftfy

>>149266489
Jalen Hurts is a top-5 quarterback

>>149270073
Mahomes, Burrow, Jackson, Allen, Hurts in any order

>>149269658
Touch grass buddy. Jews in a football is an interesting topic.
I think Lyle Alzado is another one.

>>149270205
Do Jews in football need blind American support?

Support this bussy

>>149270218
They should be allowed to unnecessary roughness opposing players, and then cry to the refs to penalize the other team

>>149270340
I can only imagine the AI Coverage the NFL would churn out spread all over influencers eager for a quick buck. I know they did that shit to slander Brady especially during the deflategate hoax.

>>149270311
I would recommend Depends.

>>149270384
Thanks, Donald.

>>149250749
>first loss against Brady
>first playoff loss against Brady
>first super bowl loss against Brady
lol
KWAB even

KWAB this bussy

>>149270153
Correct. Another good year from Daniels and he probably deserves to be in that group too.

>>149270456
>Pattie Cakes

Kamala lost

>>149270577
OK but who will win Gaza Bowl 2027 to support the troops stationed there? I assume the matchup will be the Commanders @ the Jasg, which might mean Jayden Daniels facing off against the Jasg newest rookie first overall pick at QB.

I have a really good idea for the next thread.
Hockey season is over so my alt board is /nfl/ outside of my home of esfores [s4s]
Good morning btw /nfl/ I haven't posted ITT in a while... probably not gonna post the next thread though...
Go Bills!

>>149270553
What was the original?

Here he goes sucking off the mods so he doesnt get a vacation
Look! See how hard he blows

>>149270553
Lmao

>>149270668
That is the original

>>149270383
>bitchknees is a groyper
I always had you pegged as a forever alone incel. Now we have proof.

>>149270383
Really makes you think

>>149271113
I am an Ally and wish Nick and Destiny would come out already. I think their bravery would inspire Caleb and Aaron to do the same.

can mahomes come back from his last game?

>>149271212
No

>>149270073
Nah

>>149264821
I think he's going to break out next season. We'll see

>>149271212
if he came back from the brady beatdown, he'll come back from the hurts beatdown

>>149269849
Isn't that a blind side block?

>>149271422
NEW

>>149271321
only break out hell see is from herpes lol

ded

>>149258879
> thinks football is played in Microsoft Excel
Nigger you need to up your excel skills if you can’t figure out how to play football in it.

Why didn’t the eagles have a league leading rushing before saquon? They still had the best line in the league.

>>149259150
For your sake I hope you are 12 and dropped on your head many times as a child. If you’re an adult, fuck you’re going to be poor and miserable forever.

>>149264826
Good work Chael

>>149266489
Fields has a high % because he only throws if they are wide open. He was a checkdown merchant last year