im retarded addition
>>149244965
>>149252203Mfw I realize Harrison is low key caked up and join her wolf pack
>>149252170 (OP)who from gaethjes family is mexican?
>>149252059No one on /heem/ has disposable income to gamble with. Bunch of broke bitches.
pls dana give me teenager gangster gaychee ufc tel aviv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKQp61e94VE
please r8 my walkout song
>UMAR BEATS MERAB EVERYWHERE
>MERAB HAS GOTTEN WEAK
>MERAB'S STRATEGY IS RIDICULOUS
>HE'S SO STUPID
>UMAR IS SMART
>UMAR HAS WEAPONS THAT COULD CRUSH MERAB IN A ROUND
>>149252229Natty as natty graham.
HEWWOOOOO JOE WOOOGUM -Matt Hamill
>>149252258not about money
just a bunch of pussies who wont put their money where their mouth is
inb4
>muh gambling is degenerate
>>149252313Gooby is not that tall
Gambling is a sin. Degenerate, self-destructive behavior
>>149252378Every time you bring this up you're completely wrong about the fight lmao
>>149252313OOH HE SLEPT HIM
>>149252499Pavlovich? What about him?
skibidi toilet will be mine yeah
>>149252587When is he making his debut at Dana white's contender series?
>contender series
>can tender series
>cant enter series
>cant follow them
wtf
>>149252710Dana just saw PvZ's butthole
>>149252313>the ex-UFC Star KWAB
>>149252313You can clearly see that dude tanking those and simply stagger backwards. Pillowfisted nigger of a ting Gooby is.
Clitia sisters... we are pathetic.
>>149253059Asian Women shouldnt act like this. They excel in cuteness (unmatched), and acting like a whore, though I may find it enticing in my wearier moments, is beneath them.
>>149253097get used to it once Japan opens their floodgates they'll look like Paris in 5 years
>>149253097Asian women deserve big cock too chud.
>Asian women are not whores okay they are cute and trad just like in my heckin JAVs
>Asian Women shouldnt act like this. They excel in cuteness (unmatched), and acting like a whore, though I may find it enticing in my wearier moments, is beneath them.
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>K-1
>don't want ya nowse wonked, stay back cun't
Chills
Less than two weeks after Wang Cong ratched up another win to her record, I think the people in this thread shoujld show a bit more respect to Asian WMMA fighter.
>yea he got me belt but i crooked his nowze mate, dass it dane, wonk nose wog foreva
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>illegally streaming on a slow piece of shit thirdie site with viruses instead of buying the PPV
Illegally stream this bussy
need to find the perfect size dillashaw for my bussy
brazza you liddl bit gay faggot
>>149253315Man I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 layers in my lair of hair (nigga) in my lair of hair (lil bitch) in my lair of hair (on god)
got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 layers in this bussy
>Why yes I illegally stream jewfc cards, how could you tell?
oops didn't mean to (You) you
unpopular opinion but I don't find asian women attractive
>>149253059I dress like that
>>149253412same b, but some koreans are hot
I also dont find african american women attractive either
its crazy how those fools over at the gay fc gave JDM a title shot before Ian Machado Garry
Find this bussy attractive
Now more than ever, the Emmanuel dynasty needs your monetary support for to win the current war. (You) will buy the PPVs and not pirate them, right, heem?
its so hard to cum from bussy stimulation bros
>>149253453kind of in the same boat, I've had black chicks that clearly are interested in me but I just never really feel the same way. I'm more of a chubby redhead guy
>>149253512>redhead bussywould be sooo fuckin red haha
they dont understand the things i say on twitter
King Charles has announced he vindicates the crown and Ilia Topuria is now king of Great Britain
I really really like women
I really really like bussy
First, I go whip out the boat, no, I can't hit on no brakes
My life is out of control, I'm tellin' you, nobody safe
I've been livin' my life limbo, my ice, it came with a tray
I'm so high, I gotta hide my face, this not a rockstar phase
I'm a emo thug in my phase
Syrup, syrup, syrup, syrup, tell her to go change
Monkey nuts on me, baby, I got on two chains
Roll another blunt and I might motherfuckin' faint
Khalil Roundtree is a cornball nigga. Real Oreo type shit. Hood nigga Jamahl gonna put that boy to sleep.
>>149253749two street nigga vs house nigga main events in a row. dana is cooking
Crazy how a youtube kid with only 1 year of proper training exposed the entirety of MMA
Your Messis, your Ronaldos, your Askrens
what decisions would Dominic Cruz make if i wanted to dump the contents of my balls into his lower intestine and he didnt want me to?
How would he prevent me?
Could he? I dont think so
need to see Khalil and Jamahl vs Mikey Mucinex in a PowerCLAP match
Y'all niggas mentally ill
You guys actually post in /box/ ?
>>149253817mma is 10% mental
I'm mentally crawfish whattup
hey wait isn't charles known for his guillotine
>>149253878he's known for Donald Wildman Cerome punching him in his stomach and making him shit himself
I can see it clearly. Like a clear vision in the mist. Turdpooria overswing with a hook like he usually does, Charles drags him down and takes the back. Body triangle in. Charles chokes him out in RD1.
>>149253897didn't topuria get taken down by a malnourished featherweight already
>>149253878Arman managed to take his shorts off and put them back on all while in Charles's guillotine it can't be that bad
Don't worry lad. Joe Rogan will kiss it better
>>149253878I like tapturo but he crotchsniffed for dear life against zalbeast
>>149253904Shartles hasnโt submitted anyone since Slamdaddy turned him into an AGPkin
Charles hasn't submitted anyone in 3 years
>>149253958take your anti-sepsis meds.
>>149253364that manlet is relentlessly handsome
>>149253982We donโt post selfies here
Fuck it, gogoplata that bussy
I fuck too much bussy I might switch to pussy
Hey this bussy poster, KILL YOURSELF
>>149253984This but unironically and afk
stuffing icey mikes in my greasy little bussy
me son's got the poo lunacy
>>149254169Wise choice habibi
Dana says jump and you say is that it maggots
I tell Dana to make one super fight and watch his fear increase
ive simply filtered the term 'bussy'
>>149254315>using a filterGo back. Now
>>149254315Filter the steatorrhea seeping out ya BaconBussy and soilin ya seat playa
danae
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filter this N*****
>>149252170 (OP)His mom must be autistic. She never grew out of her scene phase.
What a lucky man her husband is.
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bros guru just got drafted..
Ben Askren has just been drafted
>Dana White: UFC will โmove on quicklyโ if Jon Jones vs. Tom Aspinall isnโt finalized in the next couple of weeks
Iโm ready to heem Iran for my country
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state of it
Iranian UFC legend Colby Covington
Strickgape wants to be drafted but can't be (because of gender status)
>>149254460Why isn't your flag Israeli then? Should live there if you want to fight for your country, bro.
nuking megan olivi's girlbussy with cum
>>149254376Why is daner hanging out with president raped and gaped donnie epstein?
coldbrew teabags like a past time activity
>>149254499Iran is an enemy of the US too. Common enemy with Israel. Just a coincidence.
getting tired of these fags in the middle east
HERE'S THE FUCKING THING YOU GUYS I LOVE MY FREEDOM I LOVE AMERICA SO I CAN'T WAIT TO BE ALL BLOODY AND GO TO FUCKING WAR FOR ISRAEL I LOVE JEWS SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO BLEED FOR THEM LET'S FUCKING GO !
>>149254601One of like two or three sects of Islam that's not fully pantsshitting retarded.
The only enemy is the synagogue of Satan.
>>149254169I already picked Khalil
should've voted Kamala
>BUT IT WOULD BE THE EXACT SAME!!!
how do you fall for right wing propaganda this easily
>>149254771not our fault she refused to do the JRE interview
Bunch of faggot commie foreigners and freedom hating traitors on /heem/ right now
https://youtu.be/cRWtUBlfEJE?si=RRCF5yPxd87mStY6
>>149254849Who's the skirt
Has that english heavyweight retired? Haven't seen him fight in yonks.
ciryl gane fuck my bussy oh yeah just like this oh yeah oh yeaaaah my bussy feeling good right now oh yeah
Iran has that championship rounds experience
When you root for Ciryl Gane, you're rooting for the martial arts, you're rooting for excellence.
>>149254957Dont mind if I do
>>149254940I'm giving you a firm warning here, control your bussy.
Ben Askren is responsive but non-verbal
>>149255007I ain't reading allat bussy
>>149255007he speaks by farting now
>>149254981what a little slut
>>149255007yeah im thinking Ben wins the split decision
>>149255007"Who do you think gave you their lungs?" *camera pans over to Masvidal in the ventilator*
I aint gonna sugar coat it.
>>149255083*Masvidal, dressed like an ailing ET reaches out to Ben*
*They touch hands*
*tears roll down Dr. Dana's cheeks*
>>149255007Hope he pulls through, thats sad
HUAUAUAAHHAAUAHAUAAUAHHGGHHHUAGUAHAAHHAUAAUAHAHAUA
>>149255145This but Taiwanese fighters
>>149255007>ventilatorvax status?
ciryl gane might be the GOAT after all
>>149255145fagestani's are underperforming since mma is their national sport they should have more representation as champions where as Australia is excelling even though this is like our 3rd string athletes
>>149255352Wrestling if their national sport
>>149255352Population: 3 million minus the heemed by mobilization
Merab broke down the Dagestani meme
Had to break down to my coworker why he's called "Pigslam", he didn't get it.
>>149255362not an argument
>>149255389don't make me do it
>>149255352Jimmy crute and jamie mullarkey are your only fighters. Jdm is italian and volk is Macedonian
What if that nigga name Jimmy Cute and he was hella kawaii
>>149255421and you're irish italian american 30% black 0.5% cherokee
>>149255415Dont tell him about our shit man
>>149255352You technically have no fighters
>VolkGreek-macedonian who reps Greek culture and the North Macedonian flag, no signs of Schaubstralia in his custom shorts, i'm afraid
>guacomoWog moortalian, not really anglo stock and thus by extension not a schaubstralian
when I am drafted to face a ballistic missile with my ar-15 and big mac armor I will wear a tapout shirt
rip mask
>>149255445But how will he understand the memes I spout. I can't just have people think I'm insane when I am talking about bacon bussy at work.
>>149255455do the mma maths
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Australia has Rob the first half white half abo fighter and champion.
>>149255481He is from neo-zealand not schaubstralia, we lament in deep sadness
oh boy i really hit a nerve with the brown people
Robs dad? Beast of a white guy.
is there a nickname limit in UFC?
i would like to name myself "'This is how it ends,' 'No,',this is how it Begins'"
What I find intriguing is brown people are always proud of their brown heritage but never their white heritage.
>>149255481He was never champion, he was interim champ
>>149255469I slipped up and said Bo Nigger at work when people were discussing Bo Nigger and now I am an pariah
>>149255525Promoted
>>149255493They should merge they already have copy pasted flags
>>149255535if you were in Britain you'd already be in the boot lad, very dangerous!
>>149255539To be champion, you have to fight the champion or defeat a contender, you can't be champion by being cute and just sitting in your sofa watching House.
>>149255521I'm Scottish, English, German and Nigerian b. With just a splash of French and Ashkenaz.
I used to tell some idiot at an old job who was a big rousey fan that any male mma fighter would crush her. He'd talk about her judo and I'd just shut him down by telling him Brock Lesnar would rip her head off and throw it into the nosebleeds and I think it finally made him quit. He sucked
>>149255557He is technically already in britain, Canada is a british slave state, they have our Kings in their money, government jobs there hang our royal pictures in their walls.
>>149255574While Brock would have mauled Honda under the unified rules that batty little yt boi ain't ripping shit but his bacon bussy when big Cain slid all up in it.
>>149255587He was never the same after he had 47 feet of intestine removed I fear
what's the UFC match that went like this?
Imagine a doo saying
>Oh geez, God save the King there, bud.
>>149255580then why isnt this racist maniac in jail? get king charles on the paedo phone right now and fix this
>>149255593Bussy literally surgically removed and repaired kek
>>149255594namajunas vs esparza 2
Oh nah dis nigga got a king
>>149255594nate quarry vs kalib starnes
>>149255569I think the nigerian is coming to the fore due to inability to comprehend written english
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jon coach said maybe next year
https://youtu.be/K7iVk4wighQ
>>149255605remember when you did that defund the police well that happened in canada now
>>149255657Hey buddy can you stop impersonating me please?
>>149255683you're going to get simulated if you aren't careful
>>149255594Kimbo vs DaDa5000
I got to play Nemo in 2009 an few times in Shibuya, really nice guy.
i need macca's but i've already been drinking
>>149255725DoorDash it my leige
>>149255707You are the one simulating my posting style.
>>149255657Talmbout the ones that force vaxxed you b?? peach of a pawlisse
>>149255733can't get deliveries where i'm at i'm in a secret undisclosed location
>>149255733fast food is already ridiculously expensive. it's like $15 for a meal for a place that 10 years ago you'd pay $5 at
you wanna add doordash premium pricing and delivery fees and large order fees and tip on top of that? $30 for a mcdonald's shitpile?
>>149255746yep those are the ones, i mean i have a policing solution allow me to be able to carry a gun their all the police and crime problems go away
Croikey m8 me location secret
>>149255767it's got to the point where it makes more sense to order from a proper restaurant rather than fast food pretty much the same amount of money but yeah sometimes i crave macca's
is the adesanya movie worth watching?
>>149255807yeah it's like pine gap or some shit off the map
not enough is being said about belel going through with the plan
>>149255820You wanna get styled on
might drink drive to maccas
Might blog post on the heem website
>>149255007Jeez didn't know it was this bad, staph is no joke
their are 12 active dagestani fighters in the ufc whilst their are 10 australian fighters
dagestani's national sport is fighting and they can only manage 2 more rostered fighters over australia which national sport is cricket
KEK
kek
>>149255909Far out mate I'm keen to go on a walkabout with me dingo
ummmm
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If dagestanis are so great why do they need to be protected
how come south africans are so good at rugby?
>>149255940they wont be soon because their white population is leaving the country soon they'll be on a par with zimbabwe
Askren is convulsing on a ventilator while you guys shitpost about bussy and jews
>>149255962It's what he would have wanted.
>>149255962That would be cawrrect b
>>149255909dagestan is an ethnostate and australia is a microcosm
the 2 current australian champions are wogs that have probably faced racism on several occasions, there's no universal pride there
I don't want to be that guy.....
>>149255962when a patriot falls do you not march onward
>>149255985dagestan is a vassal state to russia if they had any pride they wouldn't send their young men as tribute to die in some meaningless jewish war
>>149255558this incident occurred because mark coleman was gracious enough to offer one of his very sexy daughters to joe as a show of friendship. he didn't realise joe was gay and it prompted a minor altercation between them. sad
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sup /heem/. got a new computer and couldn't be bothered to transfer my old 4chan folders over. can you please post some nice heem pics? I would especially appreciate the picture of Vovchanchyn with veggies and Mirko's thoughts on various topics.
thank you! heem bless
>>149256018-sugar in the tank
Number one Arizona gangster Sugar in the tank O'Malley
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>>149256033have a mir.gif
>>149253059>16cm is large to asian womenlol,lmao even
>>149256071They got shallow little pussies nigga. A real nigga like me only getting the tip in an Asian jawn.
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>>149256103wait how do you have that if your shits wiped?
>>149253059goddamn it feels good to have an 8 inch reach advantage
my ex gf is japanese and unironically used to hunger for it and never let me pull out
>>149256033>huuuuuge fan of cro cop b
a
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>>149256144i've been rebuilding b
what is this normie posting sex haver bs?
>>149256033i have never seen this gif before, is this from roadhouse?
>>149256146This but I've actually had sex with a woman in real life not pretend.
>>149256146fuck you fucking faggot
>>149256033Here is some Mir stuff
>>149256183why you gotta be jealous dawg. plenty of asian women for both of us
>>149256175based
the only thing that sucks is i never made her squirt like a fountain like in my jav cartoons
>>149256170Sorry I was just pretending I'm addicted to gooning to pawg milfs and just wanted to be Daimon Dayskii for a moment.
>>149256033here is some cro cop stuff
Why arenโt you discussing Hill vs Rountree or Topuria vs Oliveria?
>>149256212the hot ones don't live where i'm from. you have what i don't. fuck you.
paul craig has more heems [1] than tom aspinall
>>149256253if it makes you feel any better we broke up like 3 years ago because she was a psycho who constantly accused me of cheating on her with her rivals (she actually had rivals)
yeah a steak sandwich would go down nicely can one of you guys give me a lift to the pub when it opens?
>>149256230Is that actually a hard exercise, or just a warmup?
>>149256286ass, cash or grass?
>>149256283i was fucking her and she was projecting also shes a man. what's his name i forgot
>>149256293high rep endurance exercise
>>149256283LMFAO dis bitch pussy had opps
>>149256300i don't have any cash on hand but i'm good for it bro just let me put a few bets on at the races and with the winnings i'll buy you a pint and a lamb shank we can spend the day punting
>>149256335yeah it was lame but the sex was fire. she has set my expectations that all Japanese women are an elite mix of submissive and freaky
Any chance Cro cop watched a Best of Schaub video on youtube and felt embarassed
can you really die from staph infection, whats happening to ben askren?
>>149253097Asian women are the filthiest, least loyal sluts in existence.
Even your Japanese dream girls. SEA is just more open about it.
>>149256350Aright b stand outside I'll be there any minute.
>>149256378yes. look what happened to Randleman
>>149256378Yeah b once that shit gets gooey it will peach ya up
>>149256389ok i'll be the guy wearing the collingwood hat and the affliction shirt
>>149256386Really? Great, I'll slam more yellow puss.
I haven't had sex in almost 40 months. I jerk off to my memories of sex sensations.
>>149256413Pride of Mexico, Elite Poshmark seller.
>>149256418Schaub called you a nerd
>>149256136I measured recently and I'm 17.8cm, it's not that big and if you think it is you're probably a jeet.
>>149256418That's it? That's not even a quarter of how long it's been for me.
how is 6.5 inches the 99th percentile, the fuck? every dude you see in porn is like 9+
If you randomly selected 1000 men from all over the planet, 86 would not be chinese or indian.
Went 100 laps around my pool today, need to get that number up to 128 and thats about 2 miles then Ill keep doing that every day until I get my time down to world record pace within a couple years here. Easy money, light work.
>>149256485just swim in the ocean b
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>>149256488Wtf thats literally me? Delete this shit you goof
>>149256469they're frauding a lot with camera angles, dick pumps and really tiny chicks on top of having big dongs b
>>149256413Beast of a peach b
anyone else coming with me and the yank to the pub for a day of punting we'll come pick you up?
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>>149256469>you see in porn
>>149256495I usually only go to the beach when the waves are 6+ feet tall but the faggot Florida life guards always run double red flags whenever there's 3 foot waves. I hate them.
>>149256525Dimeyyy too bad she never did OF
>>149256543Really Sneed? During Pride?
So are we just posting random stuff now?
>>149256469What's 7 inches? What perchent is that like a hunnid perchent b?
>>149256553Look into it bapa
>>149256561Especially during pride.
>>149256562wanna discuss rountree vs hamawl?
>>149256562No you just don't know heem lore
Brendan gets to come back to Mrs. Zanella-Schaub's ample cake after a long day of trugg walking dimes and sandblasting hookers. Y'all just hating on a successful man.
>>149256562As a general we refuse to watch K1, so we have to fill the gap somehow. Me personally, I would rather discuss asian women. The last 7 women I've fucked have been asian and it's been half a decade since I had sex with an american woman of any race.
>>149256583OK fuck you then faggot
what mma podcasts do you guys listen to? my main rotation is JRE MMA and Jaxxon. everything else mostly sucks because it's nerds and retards talking about shit they'll never do. I like to hear inside baseball stories and history from the fighters and get their thoughts on stuff. I hate people like that pussy weasel fuck Ariel or those fat retards on Heavy Hands always trashing fighters or that giga manlet faggot Jack Slack
Ive got 1, 2 ,3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Asian bitches in my body count (nigga) in my body count (lil bihh) in my body count (on god?)
*observes the thread from a distance, 3.5 penis in hand*
>>149256601People forget man, joanna zanella schaub was BLACKED in times of yore
>>149256543this guy stays within the flags lol
Can you guys post more hot pictures of schaub wife please
Ill take you to the 7th layer of the lair of hair, where you never wanted to go w-w-we'll say what's up to your dad while we're there.
(Ricky) Simon & (Cody) Garfunkel. People forget, man. They were maw-RAW-durs.
Was looking into the archives and even back then you had that whiny dude crying about /heem/ , some things never change
plebs
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>>149256633bappa been seething at schaub for a 8 years
>>149256633>best a 6'5" pro athlete former NFL player can do is some mid mexican single mom with a mutt kidWhy are mma fighters such pussy repellent? Almost none of them have attractive wives ever.
Remember how people used to power walk while swinging small dumbbells? Whatever happened to that? Reckon I could bring it back into fashion
>>149256617mmarcade with rob whittaker or guruโs livestreams
>>149256654They fly over with fucking helicopters and drive f-150's up and down the beach then come out with a megaphone demanding you stop swimming during double red flags due to muh riptide. Fucking pussies, I usually have to hike like 2 miles down the beach into the state park behind the dunes to swim and it sucks honestly.
where has the thread rate bong gone?
>>149256705Ugh no i like schaub, i just linked that thread bapa
>>149256694
>>149256722Hopefully something really painful happened to him.
>>149256716I'll check out mmarcade, thanks. Does it capture a sliver of the magic of Rob & Fab? That shit was pure gold.
>>149256525Peach of an actress
>>149256721damn dawg they be doing you like that i've never seen a life guard in my life
8 long years of watching Schaub succeed.
>>149256716imagine the thigh yeast
>a decade of schaub posting
>>149256705imagine the 25 minute barnburners he's had with coral back in the day
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WYAGONNA DLOO NETE? VOLUME GUILT ME MOTHAFUCKER
>>149256739no but itโs still good background listening
>>149256762no way you invented that
is shub in trouble again? i see he drives trucks now did he crash someone elses truck again?
>>149256633Isnโt that against all groups Bappa is a part of? Like most normal people would steer clear, but the single mothers, especially with poor little blk boys, I thought was a cardinal sin of a low value male??? Is this really real?
>>149256794it's spelled trugg b
Volkโs coach said they arenโt fighting Yair
>>149256753Every time. Last time I damn near had to heem this bitch because he tried to follow me out and ran up over all the beach grass on the dunes so I told him he was a fucking retard and I would kick his ass badly.
Back where I used to live there would be at least a dozen locals surfing during hurricanes, but these people suck.
>>149256794Just the same crybaby cheeto dusted haters now they're saying his new logo is racist
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>>149256809>@BrendanSchaubCTE
>>149256818Schaub is literally a descendent of Nazi germans
>>149256251>Hill vs RountreeBums
>Topuria vs OliveriaForegone conclusion
My cock looks identical to schaubs, when that picture was first posted I got all anxious because I thought somehow they doxxed a picture of my cock.
>>149256800Nah most pickup/manoaphere/sneaker comedians all have secret step kids they raise. And they go for the horrid whores they preach against.
>>149256810then who are they fighting?
you be runnin in the woods
i be smelln your scent hunting you
My girlfriend started asking me why Islam skipped me for a title fight with JDM ever since she saw that picture of Schaubs cock she won't stop calling me "Schaubcock Rakhmonov
any of you hawlgs circumsized?
Yair deserves a title shot, he beat ughhhh yeah him that guy ye ughh he took him to a dominant decision
Gane has a Top 5 jab in UFC history.. as a fuckin Heavyweight, do you know how crazy that is?
>yeah, I'm german. how could you tell?
>>149257000Bigly im afraid, I lament
Is โfake humble boyโ the dumbest insult nickname in the history of the sport?
>>149257024Thats not a German hairline, Schaub has is also part English, that's a strong English hairline, likes of Steven Gerrad come to mind
>>149257050"You're just a guy with a nice haircut"
>>149257064i didn't know peruvian's were native to england?
>>149257064Schaub has zero anglo DNA in him, he only partners with companies that have a German aesthetic in their logos
brandon sean filipina wife
>>149257101Made it up on the spot b, take it or leave it
>>149257024microcephalia knows no race b
>>149257064Bruh thatโs a fat Pedro hairline if I ever saw one. Where their buzz cut almost touches the side of their eyebrow. English people have normal hairlines. Messigans Jeets, Ariels and brazzas have the shaub line.
>hehโฆ poor little fake humble boy
Khabib has a Schaub hairline
>>149257117nazi's been gone for 80 years nigga's still jumping at shadows about them
meanwhile in modern day germania
>>149257124Looks like an OnlyFans model
>>149257215Khabib is of Schaubian descent, like all great men.
>>149255981Ridiculous hair genetics, crazy hairline and ridicilous thick hair with so many follices. The hair god smiled upon Schaub
>>149257237now post 2025 germany where the jet is now a sex dungeon and the guy outside is a turk smoking a chinese vape
How large is Big Brendan's cock?
>>149255007If staph can fuck someone up this bad then fuck it I'm never gonna learn any grappling martial nothin, fuck that shit.
>>149256706Only the big fat retards. Manletchad fighters have smoking hot girls usually
>>149256633hold up schuab is raising another man's son and the youtube commentators aren't saying anything about it??
in a bit of a pickle here
my ugg boots are too warm so my feet heat up and then i have to take them off but then my feet get too cold and i have to put the uggies back on
i'm currently living in this half life where my feet are half in the uggies but the back of my heel is getting cold
wat do?
>>149257450comfy socks and slides big dawg
>>149257446seeing as it's only been posted twice in a decade I'd go ahead and assume it's a shoop by a tranny
>>149257463that's a no no in australia only brown people rock that
>>149257414uh oh Americasissies this wasn't in our gameplan!
>>149257492Whenever I dream of Volk he looks very sad and defeated.
Confess that Paddy Pimblett would heem Islam easy
>>149257491okay then keep whining like a bitch
>>149257492I know that guy, it's the doo who crooked ilia's nose.
They call him the Wonk nose churka now
>>149257492This shit made me tear up, especially coming from a smaller guy that's open about his mental health struggles, I get that Volk has resources that we dont, but to even have the gall to talk about the silent killer, in front of everyone as a fucking Champion when everyone expects you to be dog tough.
might have migoreng then pencil in a nap but that steak sandwich is calling me still waiting on this cunt to pick me up
>>149257563>talk about the silent killerhe talked about heart disease? madone T that shit is no joke, I'm tellin ya
ilia kinda looks like a paki ngl
>>149257611>muslim looks like a muslim ngl
>>149257584He meant GRIDS
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why does he do this when he has dee at home? ugly slags, fat randos, walled AND bogged roasties. what is his problem?
>>149257557aura
aura removal
fully wonked
>>149257680CROIST lad, I used to uce my meng to her back in the day now she looks like a hue tranny.
Why do so many hot girls bog themselves into looking like ogrehon oldshit trannies.
>>149257708hold up b that's not jubli?
>>149257680I think that's his sister b, she looks like the one in pic rel, could be wrong though
>>149257680Conor "The Notorious" McGooner
Thinking of Rafael Fizievs elite muay thai
>>149257738Thereโs no way that picture is real sorry
>>149257680are those tits natural?
>>149257724some people can't handle being flushed and delude themselves into thinking they have one more run in them
>>149257680Hear me out now it might be the cocaine
I'm a taiwanese boy and i'm lanky, deal with it
>>149257796If angloids visited the avg US city they would lose their fucking minds
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>>149257738nah it just looks like his sister because they're both bogged and tanned. katie price is a formerly hot model who has a disabled son, look at this beautiful family
Fiziev is beating this guy? Think again.
>>149257830Damn she paid the toll hard
>>149257795damn he looks like a greasy zombie
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>>149257680>>149257700her wonderful son Harvey
>>149258024I'm glad that whore suffered such a burden
didnt she say in some article that Harvey still tries to breast feed even though he's like 48? Be fearful to stand close to her truthfully
Real nice guys. Ben Askren is fucking dying in a wisconsin hospital and your posting about Schaub.
If any anons are in Wisconsin, please consider suicide by headshot so Ben can get your lungs.
>>149258227I haven't Schaubbed properly in 2 days. Might pop a lax.
>>149258227Asken posted anti-vaxx shit just a couple months ago lol
>>149258307just chug a half gallon of water
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>>149258290>Askren gets my lungs>Both of them are worse than his one lungLevels.
>>149258307just dildo your bussy
You people know those video edits meant to hype fighters up? they usually have phonk music and moments in which the fighter said something cool or aura farmed.
It would be funny if someone made one of those with Mirko Cro Cop except all the fighting highlights are him getting knocked out. Everything else is just as one of those videos would normally be.
>>149258333Sound reasonable
>>149258351Sounds Canadian.
Joe Schilling has been smoking three packs of reds a day since he was 12 and he's not on a ventilator.
imagine having a twin brother to practice martial arts with
Askren is fucking dying because he forgot to take a shower after a roll in the gym
>>149258479now imagine being the objectively worse twin
>>149258479Imagine him wonking your nose
>>149258479imagine having a twin brother to spoon with in winter
>>149258513Both have their strengths. Aleksandre has much better kick dexterity than Ilia and better kicks in general, but Ilia has the touch of death.
damn france's mom is on his account
Imagine going to shake hands with your opponent and your hand is filled with poo
>>149258696Imagine after a KO the winning fighter takes his shorts off and explosively shits on the heemed dead defeated fighter in an unprecedented display of disrespect.
>>149258735Dana would say this is the worst thing to ever happen in the sport and then put it on UFC Embedded like when Conor threw that canister of Covid through the bus
>>149258735Imagine Vanessa Demopoulos sharted in your mouth after the big match
big titddy butterface pawg milfs
I wish Daniel had been around during PRIDE because they definitely would have made him walk to the ring with a KFC bucket around his neck while a song of nothing but monkeys hooting played
remember the pogmilf webm with 2 pawgmilfs walking in what looked like vegas in flipflops?
>>149258735That already happened
GSP so loved black women that he swore never to fight their sons
whos the millennial bmf champ now? isnt it jdm? how come no 1s talking about this?
>>149259073unironically would spread the cheeks open, put my face in there, and lick the hole
>>149258479So his brother is responsible for Ryan halls downfall? FRICK THIS BOZO UNBOYED
>>149258760giwtwm
>>149259129The only hole that matters is the butthole.
>>149259031I must have memory holed this. Is that why the mma community refers to him as โshartlesโ? Would make sense.