Thread 149254751

CONMEBOL STRONG EDITION

>URY1
20:00 Montevideo Wanderers x Defensor Sporting

>BRA2
19:30 Volta Redonda x Avaí

>CHL1
19:00 Colo Colo x Cobresal

Wednesday (18/06)
>URY1
15:00 Danubio x Racing de Montevideo
17:30 Montevideo City Torque x Miramar Misiones
20:30 Nacional x Juventud de Las Piedras

UTC-3

Sex with white women

>Inter vs River
>Bayern Munich vs Boca
this is all going to crumble soon huh

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>>149234856

INFORMATION
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>Colo Colo x Cobresal
slurper of the century

>>149254779
Of all teams why is inter the one you are scared of exactly

We need a Bolivian team in Mundiales de Clubes

Raining
ugg boots on
beer cracked
watching river win

*enters thread*

>>149254802
Strongest would atropelate everyone.

Atropelate this bussy

>>149254804
Comfy

>>149254799
Are you kidding me anon
River Plate struggled against the fuckin' ugly reds
Inter looked bad vs PSG but against this River, they'll look elite

>>149254828
it's only natural for inferior teams to the occasion against teams like river

>>149254828
Just like how recent champions league contenders borussia dortmund went against fluminense?

Wait for it to happen before going defeatist anon lol

thank you /copalib/ for being one of the last corners in this god forsaken website to not have gone completely to shit

>>149254859
nigga this river plate team got embarrassed by PLATENSE at el monumental. Even with a gifted 90+ penalty kick

>>149254828
I wouldn't call 3-1 with only a penalty against us a "struggle".
A draw with Inter is possible, they are /weakmind/ and demoralized. But first we will rape Montegay.

Fluminense was relegation tier last year, they almost played the mundial in serie B

No offence but nobody takes the club world cup seriously besides you guys it seems.

>WE DONT CARE WE DONT CARE WE DONT CARE WE DONT CARE
ok? get over yourself kek

River can draw with inter, fogaum can maybe draw with atleti as well, but will be absolutely assblasted to the moon by psg, boca will also not be able to save itself from bayenr

oh no riversistas we've been found out

if you don't care why are you posting here every 15 minutes?

>>149254982
He's Brazilian ofc

good win today chicken bros

Why are you so upset?

>>149254995
that explains the shame

warui na, urawa-san... ore no kachi da...

When is penarol and olimpia joining the cwc

>>149254779
Lets enjoy the moment while it lasts

>>149255044
After the group phase

>Colombia and Uruguay play as equals with any NT on the planet today
>half the players play in South America
>REALLY I'M SHOCKED THAT AVERAGE EUROPEAN TEAM IS SAME SHIT AS US.

Is eating beans a good diet for athlete? Maybe that's why Brazil has been doing poorly of late?

>>149255056
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkQP7Q11II0

>>149255088
GRIM

The one thing Catholics got right is their is still a war for heaven.

>CHILE1
Colo-Colo [1] - Cobresal 0

>>149255056
Uruguay lost to korea

Trikaschizo cried when he saw Galopo on the pitch today.

conmebros, they weren't ready for us

more like congobol

I think it's going to be difficult to get past Flamengo in the semis. And face River in the Final.
This final against River will be a good test for the quarter-finals of the Libertadores.

no interesting matches tomorrow

>>149254828
>River Plate struggled against the fuckin' ugly reds
no they didn't

>>149255186
They really weren't up for Boca's catimba.

>>149254828
did you even watch the partido you faggot

>>149255215
Danubio vs Racing will be kino frfr

>>149255226
Those teams would.be midtable in liga nos

>>149255242
he's trying to mufate

>>149255226
Remember that Volta Redonda beat Fluminense.

>>149255242
Im engenheiro de obra pronta, i dont watch partidos i only commentate their scores

>>149255215
I think Al Bilau will put up a fight against los blancos

>>149255239
tu culo y mi pinga lmao gottem

>>149255211
ANULO A MUFA/ZICA
For Palmeiras, Flamengo and River.

>>149254828
Amplifico mufa

Guys, Bayern struggled against Auckland City

>>149255313
TRUE

>the only conmebol teams in the CWC are from BR and ARG
where are the other countries? step up, fags.

>>149255338
naciomal almost made it

bean diesel

>>149255353
bean on bean violence

>>149255338
How would the other teams fare in this competition

>>149255353
he looks like a thumb

>CHILE1
Cobresal goal anulated against Colo-Colo

it's a shame pachuca wanted vidal to the wcw and made an offer but he refused to leave
we couldv've watching some retard kino

>>149255375
o dedão

>>149255381
Impedimento

>>149255387
>gets a chance to wake his kids up
>refuses
what a monster

got banned from my main board for saying shitposters are like muslims

>>149255422
let me guess, they let go wagner love.

Next games are
>Botafogo vs PSG
>Boca vs Bayern
>Flamengo vs Chelsea

Now we know the top clubs here are at the same level of 2nd tier euro clubs but we're yet to see what happens against the real elite

>BRA2
Volta Redonda 0 - Avaí [1]

>>149255530
VAI LEÃO

>>149255530
>le saidinha face

>>149255530
damn this game is more empty than the river one, didn't think that'd be possible

>>149255638
voltaço plays in a medium-sized stadium but the whole city supports the teams from the capital
such is the curse of Rio state teams

>CHILE1
Colo-Colo [2] - Cobresal 0

volta redonda's coat of arms

>>149256080
>Viper by BGuitars
Some shitty cheap chinese student model, AKA chopstick wood in guitar form, Riquelme te ratonea en todo.

>>149256220
it's how you make it sound bolibro

>>149256128
what the fuck
was it made by Jorge Ben during his alchemist era?

>>149256128
this is how brazilians think white people look like

>>149256268
Those are considered pardos here

>>149256237
Not really bro, those chinese pieces of shit do more harm than good because the wood is so shitty they end up bowing after a few years, making them unplayable. If not, the turners are pretty shitty and slippery and do not stay in tune anyway. Better to turn them into plywood.

reminder that the best football team in the Americas is still Mexican

>>149256128
I look like this

>>149256268
>>149256308
that's literally hermeto pascoal

>CHILE1
Colo-Colo [3] - Cobresal 0

>CHILE1
Colo-Colo [4] - Cobresal 0

>>149256345
pachuca?

>>149256420
Penalty hand

>BRA2
Volta Redonda [1] - Avaí 1

>>149256243
>Cidade do aço
i wish my city had a badass nickname like this

>>149256325
I'm kidding lad I don't have the slightest idea of guitars

>>149256128
just sent an anonymous tip to the feds against the very obvious nazi imagery this shield promotes
hopefully they will be forced by law to change it soon

>>149256476
EMPEZA EL RITUAL

>>149256128
badass

>>149256345
1 Bong till your team get abused by Inter
Monterrey will be the first American team to face an allegedly strong European team
Huitzilopochtli bless you

>>149256476
I mean you are right, Regi Wotten, Victor Wotten's brother had a solo out there floating on youtube on an old white Squier (Fender student chinese model) and it sounds great. Chinks are capable of not making trash when duly supervised.

don't be late to portuguese lessons guys

fuck a.nal

>>149256552
My ass is ready

Unironically, after what I've seen, I wouldn't doubt a Monterrey victory.

>>149256761
is it true that since you have a jewish president you're being bombarded with circumcision propaganda 24/7?

>>149256838
it's because showers are very rare in mexico so there is a national campaign to reduce dick cheese

>>149256867
they should import brazilian showers

>>149256901
Kek

>>149256798
Oh they believe it as well
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b-M7FkR3K_U

>>149256243
>>149256268
>>149256128
ESTÃO CHEGANDO OS ALQUIMISTAS

>>149256901
blud thought he was ronaldinho

>A declaração do Neymar no evento na Vila Belmiro dizendo que ficou perto de um acerto com o Fluminense para jogar o mundial.
O fluminense se safou de uma bomba

don't watch lilya 4-ever
you have been warned

>ser a kid wearing an a.nal jersey on the street
>my instinct is to lower the car window and yell “fuck a.nal!”
This general has got to me

I was taking a walk today with my nephew and some brown dude with a caribbean accent said "anal fuck?" to us

So that's why you are sitting in such a weird pose

>alaska
more like fatlaska

>>149256901
>this will look so sick in my tiktok highligh-ACK

>>149258467
donatelaska

>>149258467
is that a glyptodon

murio uefa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR-hDvR4mcg

APOLOGIZE NOW

if you say real mandril in spain you get 5 years of prison

>>149258467
>11c
comfy

>>149259164
>real madrid and barcelona don't even make the top six
>what?
>play football and you'll understand what I'm talking about.

Literally, the hype about European teams has always come from journalists and pundits, players have always spoken the truth and been considered crazy, in the end they've always played and we don't know shit.

>>149259164
>getting paid to talk bullshit
vgh

>>149256709
Fuck. I love this bitch, hermanobro. Almost paid for her content but thank God I got it for free

>inter 1 - 1 monterrey
riverbros we got this

this tournament is exposing uefa teams so bad

Just need one team to have minimally decent defense and you can easily win against these niggas

>>149259376
gremiobros...

>>149259376
>but thank God I got it for free
SOURCE

What is clear right now is that Euro teams can only play within very strict parameters, if they go over a certain temperature, if they play more than 25 games a year, they start acting like spoiled children, with few exceptions (PSG, Real Madrid, Bayern are not making excuses up so far)

what are the prospects of joining to concacaf club wise? we could actually get a not-conference-league

based italians

>>149259475
Cant believe sergio ramos scored

>>149254751 (OP)
>invicto
Ends on Thursday. What PSG will do to Botafogo is frightening to think about.
We are cooked

>>149259664
>joining
Impossible

They were talking about a interamericana cup some time ago but there wasnt much more after it

>>149259656
anon, jokes aside i'm pretty sure most euro teams aren't taking it that serious, at least not yet. And ofc by euro i mean PSG, Bayern, Real, etc, not fucking benfica, porto or atletico de madrid. Also what did she mean by this?

>>149259738
these niggas lookin AI generated

>>149259523

they look like a bunch of shitters with the exception of psg and buyern so far lmao

>>149259755
If it doesnt end i better see you doing naked apologizing for the whole thread to see

>>149254977
shit is bad all around. it seems that every game post the first round sold like trash. only 55 games to go

>>149254828
uh... I'm starting to have my doubts.

nanana nana nana na na
nanana
nanana nana
nana

>>149258467
mbappé to danuBio confirmed

hehe

Gordaska

>>149259376
>thank God I got it for free
what compels people to lie on the internet?

>>149260849
not him but see >>149259803 it's quite easy to find these things for free nowadays. she has a video fucking btw

Will.novorizontino finally ascend this time? Third time is a lucky charm

>>149261088
only if santos descends, we can tolerate only so many small paulista teams

Capitão do Urawa Reds se recusa a cumprimentar jogadores do River Plate

a team from chespiritosão is exposing the 2nd best uefa team

I love the club world cup amigos

Arrasca> alaskka

>>149259653
Just search her name and "leak" nigga or "onlyfans"

>>149261170
welcome norduck literally who to bokita

Can't stop, addicted to the shindig
Chop Top, he says I'm gonna win big
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation

>>149261596
oops wrong thread
whatever
what Argentinian team does Lautaro twist for anyway

Amazing that serie d teams have to play 14 games minimum and serie c teams play the whole 38 ganes pack

>>149261747
zamn
maybe he plays for bokita one day

>>149261990
Whats your solution to this problem smart boy?

>>149262098
welcome to Atlético Tucumán

why the fuck is esfINTER losing
didnt watch a single game of this >tournament today

Euro bros, there is blood in the water

maybe monterrey is just that good

>>149262165
Mash all brazilian tournaments into a single match that goes year long, i dont know, garantido x caprichoso, camisa x sem camisa, casados x solteiros
All active players in the country are divided into the two teams and enter as the previous players get tired.

>river leading the group
I f00king kneel...

europeans aren't even trying

>world is ending
>UEFA is getting exposed
What is next for 2025

se pusieron nerviosos

To win the regular december club world cup it is necessary to give up on the second semester altogether
What june is for europeans, december is for south americans
Libertadores must be shorter

southbros, it's so fucking over, our government is literally trying to destroy us

>>149263127
Poor cubans

in other news, today i succeeded at making a tortilla on my own for the very first time
every time ive tried before (dozens of times) it always destroyed itself upon me trying to flip it (either with a dish or by throwing it in the air)
today was not a day like that
today i was able to enjoy a tortilla of my own making

and no, it didnt come out perfectly and in the way i wanted, but at least its edible

>>149263237
How does this affect Bokita?

Turns out it was a humiliation ritual, but for europe

You crossed paths with the chikaner of good luck and damage control
Say "euros dont care" and blessings will come your way and your team will tie with the dutch champion

>>149263383
EUROS DONT CARE!!!

>>149263258
Tottilla goes into the boquita

>>149263141
>>149263127
not the worst immigrants to have, desu

>>149263237
We don't care, it's our worst frying pan in history, the heat of the kitchen in Los Angeles impacts our performance, and it's the end of the haute cuisine season.
Latins think they can make a better tortilla than us.

>>149263127
Arent fleeing cubans like ultra chuddy or is it just another US meme

>>149263549
sabado

>>149263574
idk but all the cubans i've met were ugly as sin, haitian tier

>>149263099

or you can sync your calendar with theirs

kek has the whole "worst porto in history" become a meme in brazil? i keep seeing that being brought up

>>149263608
This, too

>>149263574
the latest wave aren't too politically inclined, they just want to eat beef more than once a year

>>149263549
Kek

>>149263615

yes it has

it was the worst porto in history
it was the worst benfica in history
it was the worst dortmund in history
it was the worst inter in history...
...

it'll be funny if some big European team loses to al bilau tomorrow

i wish estudantes da prata was in this tournament

>>149263615
It started by portugueses unironically saying that and then it devolved from that

As the creator of "EVERY TEAM IS THE WORST TEAM OF ALL TIME" if i had a coin everytime one of my schizoposts on /copalib/ became a huge meme i would have 2 coins

>>149263683
why

>>149263682
honestly if some literal who camelfucker team manages to beat a euro team before us it would be a lose for us

>>149263738
uh i've been spamming this shit since porto vs palmeiras match

>>149263615
Don't search the responses from Protugal to the greatest journalist of all time, Craque Neto, who said that the best teams in Brazil would fight for the title in Portugal.

>>149263738
Yours is a derivation of the boca anon who would always half-sincerely claim it was the worst boca of all time

>>149263756
He said it much before the matchs.

>>149263755
I posted it first in 2023 when argentinians kept spamming that was the worst boca of all time

>>149263785
i kneel

>>149263756

craque neto i kneel

>>149263742
because it has mistica
if i could add any other argy team i wouldn't doubt it

>>149263779
Hes the greatest thinker of this nation really

>>149263858

i think we should apologise to edilson capetinha as well

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8cyS9GMuZWQ

of course of all the euro teams boca had to get the one that didn't go on a vacation to the cwc

A Inter venceria a Série B?

>>149263916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REe1xaWrn2Y

He knows what he says

>>149263956
Serie B do Cariocão talvez

Boua noicce colapib

Ok but like realistically if meme powers work in our favor which sudaca team is the most likely to win

I still believe meme gods are giving this cup do parmera

>>149264203

flamengo, unfortunately
they have lei do ex against chelsea (hired jorginho)

>>149264229
No way chelsea goes to the final, a euro winning this will be bayern or PSG

>>149264203
Final
Palmeiras 2-0 Real Madrid
70 minutes of game
Nukes in Middle East
game interrupted
NO CONTEST result

>>149264243

you said to win, so i assumed you meant to win a match
the whole cup is not happening, PSG/Madrid/etc have escritorio in their favour

>>149264246
>Nukes in Middle East
>game interrupted
by massive celebrations worldwide

>>149264246
Multiple people in this board would kill themselves with a result like that

>>149264279
starting with trikas

>>149264203
unfortunately river is too bad to do anything, even though by technical analysis and trends this should be their one big chance to finally prove that they are the biggest club here and stop being chickens

Chikaner is using Brazil and Portugal flag.
He is totally out of crontol fucking the entire board.

>>149264427
the brazilian one early was me kek, but the portuguese is him indeed

>>149263785
In all fairness, it really was the worst Boca of all time at the time

>>149260545
the most powerful mufa in history

>>149264427
it's very funny how you can open literally any thread and one of the first 5 posts is without fail chicope

>>149264561
I feel like that boca was better than this boca

Juventude at Alfredo Jaconi doesn't lose to any european team

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rARwfQeq0Rg

craque neto i kneel

Argentinian teams just need to stop doing the most retarded shit at the little box and their teams will go far
Both boca and riber suffered from this

Neggar fucked the Seleção Brasileira FOREVER.

>>149264863
River won

>>149264203
river or palmeiras

>>149264978
Yeah but they could have won 3-0

>>149264203
palmerda, flamango and riber
palmerda is cursed in world cups though

>>149265096
Thats exactly why i think they are going to win
Every team in pindorama got rid of their decade long memes on the last 5 years, only palmtrees didnt

boca would be fine if it weren't for the bosteros, literally braindead peroncho behavior at every chance

>>149254820
I thought that was an Arsenal de Sarandí girl for asec

Quisi conmebol

Monterrey 1x1 Internazionale Milano.

Pls provide apology form so I can apologize for doubting conmebol teams

how much are bover socios paying? does anyone know?

>>149268447
around 30k if you're activo, 15k adherente

bom chia copalib

>>149268644
Bondjia

bocabros, we're not beating the allegations

>>149264427
It's been Ike that for years now, amazing how he manages to have no life at all aside from being here

Reminder that a.nal has not won a game AT HOME vs Millos in 8 years.

>>149254751 (OP)
Why the fuck is Brazil allowed to have 4 teams while other countries only 2?

>>149263237
The redpill about the Batman movie with Bane is that people dont want to be free

Bane offered people solution: destroy the stock market, kill all jews and destroy the corrupt politicians
But people are conditioned to be slaves. Batman, representing the system, instead of helping people get free of slavery, he reinforced it.

>>149268910
So we must love the ending of fight club

>>149268864
Soon we'll have 6 teams in the CWC, all because Boca and River can't beat Brazilian clubs anymore. Lmao.

>>149269166
Please dont answer chikaner.it energizes him

>>149263778
the worst boca of all time won against the best palmeiras of all time

>>149269166
ahh I understand now
>>149269193
>every German flag is the chikaner

>>149268910
damn I didn't know nolan was that based

Galoppo is playing CWC in River while Nestor is reserva in Bahia playing Copa do Nordeste

Looks like yet again trikaschizo was right

Chikaner takes special pride in gaslighting peopl. But we already recognize his style/mental illness and usual vpns
I got to admit the portuguese vpn took me by surprise, but he cant help replying to himself with "this" and "exactally"

my team only loses to the best versions of teams of all time, yet whem my team win is against all odds against the better versions of the better teams of all time

>>149264968
This is chikaner btw
He was spamming this undeciphrable babble yesterday

Here's a spoon take it home
Wait by the rice
We'll send someone over
To bring you what you need
You're a one man fart machine
Make this city smell
Now I know you won't refuse
Because we've got so much to do
And you've got nothing more to lose
So take these beans and welcome to
Operation: Fartcrime
We're an underground revolution
Working overtime

Y'all mentally ill

>>149269324

are we supposed to guess your club?

How many palestinian families could bin salman have given refuge with the money he spent on the cwc

>>149268864

argies were shitters and didnt win any of the past 4 copalib finals (which were all won by brazilian clubs)
its also why there's 3 english teams

Araboids really dethroned a Persian Family in favor of a brownoid militia armed with sticks and stones and wonder why they're getting buttfucked

I still dont understand whynhe spent 1 billion if the competition is happening in america

>>149269193
but it's so funny though

We need a reverse latinx spring where we swap our "democracies" for autocracies

instead of worrying if chikaner might be under your bed just ignore every outside flag and every schizo sounding brazilian post (about 99% of them)

>>149269495
t.

>Australian poster hates jews, democracy, subversion and jewish usury
>He hates brown people in south america who dont own anything in australia
>The jews and amerijews who own the australian government have a free pass

>>149269514
>might be
He is

Is a brown man not entitled to the sweat of his football?
'No!' says chikaner in Mexico, 'It belongs to the poor.'
'No!' says the fag in the Australia, 'It belongs to God.'
'No!' says trikas in San Pablo, 'It belongs to nobody.'

>>149269389
You already know

Una cueca cuela pur favor
si si y una camisa de maradona como no

Pero bamos a delante booooooooooooo
dale dale dale booooooooooooooooooooo
y dale dadel dale booooooooooo

it's kinda impressive how chikaner managed to single handedly ruin the board with a little help from att whore Brazilians ofc

VAMO FALAR DE NIVEL TECNICO?

Do argentinians understand "Obrigado" or do they always use "gracias"?

>patrón... que tienes de bebidita? hmmmm cueca cuelita? si, siiii, hermoso, con un poquito de hielo siiii, dotor, perfecto... gracias, comandante, te quiero mucho
i had to memorize this to get a fucking coquinha at Buenos Aires

>>149269700
Eu fico obrigado e ta frio tá?

>>149269714
do you have a small heater or do you type in bed under cobertores using cellphone?

/pol/ showed me the face os white genocide in Europe
/int/ made me realize they fucking deserve
sad

>>149269752
Nobody deserves sad.

Fogãobros, they're letting us dream

>>149269737
>cobertores
It's colchas.

>>149269694
For brazilians it's all samba and beans until the farts start to appear.

cueca cuelita zin azucaresh, siiiii, ministro

>>149269817
do you shitpost in the cold 10, 5 or 3C days in the computer or in bed under colchas?

While the mundial is happening Neymar was playing an exhibition game against Gordão da XJ

>colchinhas
Pfffff

>>149269877
>XJ
xio xo janeixo?

>>149254802
We need a Mundial de Clubes in Bolivia

argies don't sleep de conchinha with their gfs

we should have a mundial de clubes but just with south american teams

>>149269868
In the computer with a colcha around me like a Swadloon.

>>149269990
Its a motorcycle

I'm gonna make a mundial de pornstars, they all have to fuck me and whoever makes me cum the fastest wins.

male pornstars, btw

>>149270030
xamaxa xr 15x

Chamachi equs erri ciento chincuenti

>>149270045
They might have dicks but they are women.

>>149270110
Use adblock nigga.

>>149270121
I'm lying in bed right now, Brave doesn't block all ads

>>149270026
why do you lie

>>149270132
you are just looking for excuses to be lazy

>>149270132
>>149270140

>>149270132
Using brave rn and I don't see no ads.

>>149269877
Conmenbol vs UEFA
The fattest UEFA of history

hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omC8f-xmv-Y

in brazil, they call it Coca Bunda

>>149270037
I think this has already happened in sweden recently. A croatian woman won

>>149270165
do you really stay on pc with colchas?

>>149270201
I'm not that anon, and no I don't, I don't mind the cold

>>149270201
I am that anon and yeah, how else am I going to masturbate?

>>149270037
>>149270045
Straightest man in Argentina

Happy birthday to millos and to copalib, which is a millos general after all

>>149270221
>meanwhile the indias guys who hacked into your camera hoping to get a video of you oiling the noodle

yiyos

>>149270192
Just checked and i cant believed but she escritorio'd it
Many participants walked out because of lack of payment and hygiene

>O retrospecto do Botafogo contra europeus é positivo e tem vitórias contra alguns dos gigantes do continente. Em 164 jogos, o Alvinegro tem 82 vitórias, 38 empates e 44 derrotas, formando um aproveitamento de 57,7%.
Google your teams track record against europoors and you'll be amazed.
Turns out that UEFA sissies had to import us thirdies to stop being shit. Before they started taking away our best talents and had to rely on their local talent they had nothing on us

OLVIDARTE
sería una cobardía yo quiero recordate sin que me duelas

>>149270221
notebook in your bed?

>>149270358
I have a desktop and no that's how you get cum in your sheets.
>inb4 use a napkin
I like cumshotting the air.

>>149270358
imagine not having a 32 inch monitor, I am posting from my bed at this very moment

>>149270306
>palmeiras
>103 jogos, 56 vitórias, 25 empates, 22 derrotas, 62,5% de aproveitamento
>flamengo, 218 jogos, 108 vitórias, 46 empates, 64 derrotas, 56,8% de aproveitamento
>fluminense, 143 jogos, 84 vitórias, 30 empates, 29 derrotas, 65,7% de aproveitamento
LMAO ITS REAL
HOW CAN UEFA OIL MONEY BABIES EVER RECOVER?

>>149270343
Me when I can't find my wallet.

>brasileros and electric colchas
Muito assustante

>>149270386
I dream of electric sheep on my electric colcha

>>149270406
you are a walking fire hazard

>>149270406
He >>149270410 called you a hottie anon, it's your chance to mojar la galleta.

for me it's caneca de álcool with fire in the bathroom

>>149270417
i have to act quick then

>>149270410
uh.. ermm, y-you too

>>149270421
Just do cocaine like the rest of us.

>>149270430
>argie offering cocaine
I'll pass

>>149270443
it's ok bro that only works on porteños

>>149270443
Niggas were snorting bicarbonachi du sochio.

Why did el chavo never travel to rio de janeiro? Was he racist?

>>149270430
i don't want to "transa" with other dudes bro

>>149270443
o fentanichi nassãu

>>149270469
But you do troca troca, curious.

>>149270468
>he doesn't know

>>149270487
It's not gay if you don't kiss

>>149270496
how do you greet your friends without kissing though?

>>149270379
if you stay away more than 1.2m from your 32 inch monitor you cant read stuff

I tried that with a 43 inch tv and it sucks

>>149270488
>chavinho animado
Not canon.

>>149270306
>>149270381
holy inferiority complex
only thirdies care about this Mickey Mouse shit
you'll always be a lowly Brazilian

Argentinians talking about anal sex all morning = good, beautiful, respectful, decent, amazing, our bros

Trikaschizo talking about Chadval: obsession with old people, crazy, schizophrenic, loser, attention whore, etc.

>>149270506
bro, just zoom in

>>149270501
We touch each other's balls.

>>149270513
I'm glad you appreciate our intellectualism

>>149270513
Its ok if trikaschizo don´t kiss it´s not geriatofilia

>>149270512
OK chikaner

>>149270501
we are super gay

Urusei Yatsura is funny

i forgot to tell but sunday i went to watch atleti vs psg at my friends house and he mentioned that Brazil almost didn't qualified for 2002 WC

>>149270606
thank you anon I was starting to worry

If ww3 doesn't kick in in the next 50 years, japan will have a world cup by 2070.

>>149270606
2026* wc

Barbara Coelho again showing her tummy on CazeTV

>>149270756
Pics?

>>149270756
she hit the wall
domitila Becker won in the long run, the fugly funny girl

>>149270756
La nos Estados Unidos ela nao tem quem faça maquiagem e 3 horas de cabelo
Ela tá parecendo aquelas putas de motel americano

You can call chikaner anything and he wont flinch
But call he chikaner and he gets mad

Eu odeio povo brasileiro

Povo exibido, que sonha diariamente em chupar uma piroca judaica em troca de 2 salarios minimos, que é maldoso e covarde, não tem moral, onde os médicos cobram por cirurgia no SUS e os desembargadores vendem sentença

Um povo com sangue 50% judaico e 50% português só podia dar nessa merda

Ela tá com uma cara péssima de segundo dia de praia quando você encheu o cu de caipirinha, transou a noite toda e acordou 10h45 pra não perder o café da manhã do hotel que ia até às 11h

they're debating

Brasileros will call you "perssona on their 3rd day at the beach" as an insult

These solo intros are so fucking cringe

>>149270903
You think they any of those two even play fútbol?

It's not an insult, i just thought it'd be a relatable event
everyone has traveled with gf for tour and sex in a different city

>>149270917
>Live near beach
>Maresia destroy your TV, computer and playstation
nah
I'd rather stay away from that

>>149270954
Chico Moedas plays a peladinha from time to time
The brazilian Seth Rogen havent kicked a ball in about 15 years but he can analyze footie data tho

>>149270984
you talk like we know who these people are

>>149270994
No one knows anything we just create our own reality

the voices in my head have spoken

>>149270964
>everyone has traveled with gf for tour and sex in a different city
Haha yeah..

>>149270835
>>149270837
Gay

insolito

How could I not love brazil when they have shit like this? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJjrUP5xwNc/

sorry not sorry

>>149269166
>Palmeiras (2020)
>no Botafogo
Based retarded AI
>>149269414
>there's 3 english teams
???

>liver sandwich with chicken hearts.
uma delicia

>>149271157
I would eat this

germanoids age awfully
by 35 barbara Coelho will look like the tias who make cuca at countryside Rio grande do sur

>>149271157
I eat liver every time we eat chicken kinda as an obligation (it's super good) but I wish I could enjoy it like this.

brasileiros be like hmmmmm sanduíche de picas

>>149271157
I would eat this anon

>>149270881
What do you think about chikaner

>>149271171
>>149271240
Low test
>>149271192
based

>>149271184
lmao
She's already 37 blessed retard

I wasn't being ironic but I see that your black shame clouds your vision

>be nice to brazilians
>get insulted back
why are they like this

El gordo ronaldo en el pantano de shrek

https://x.com/Barras_LATAM/status/1935186575941337433?t=4OIIMYWz3VJpt9eScgVmog&s=08

blondies mogged

Why are all supermarket cashiers either women or gay men?

>>149271342
I don't bro please give me my receipt I have to go

Supermarkets are a fachade for human trafficking, the cashiers are retired prostitutes, notice how they're all pregnant or smiling like pic related
that's trauma
no business would survive hiring pregnant women but markets always go for them, weird, right? WAKE UP

>>149271330
they don't make them like him anymore

gordinho saudavel
https://x.com/diretodomiolo/status/1935322245896798635

Sweden has a disproportionate amount of sex traffick movies.

>>149271468
>Gastou 3 substituições pra colocar ele em campo

smartfit subscription owners got mad because i said their whey chugging, subscription paying narcissistic cult called gym is lame as fuck and a tiozão with beer gut is more respectable than those tryhard tiozões

yeah I bet you like a big fat belly pressing on your bussy

>>149270903
i fucking hate zoomers

>>149271420
>smiling
I fucking wish

>>149271420
They get paid 1 salario minimo to work 12h a day 6 times a week. I earn more than them just from investiments every month.

>>149271628
good thing they're all millenials like you, the lost generation

>>149271662
they make about 3k in these jobs, minimum wage jobs aren't that common as (((wagies))) want you to believe
wages live better than owners
wagie leaves work and sleep peacefully
owner leaves work and receives a call that his supplies will be late, his loan was denied, his wife will take another midnight yoga class, he cant sleep, next day a trustworthy worker announces she's pregnant and he receives an e-mail stating that he was sued by a former employee
wagies have it ez

>>149271679
zoomers are the one watching those retards

>>149271752
>his wife will take another midnight yoga class
LMAO

Also
>next day a trustworthy worker announces she's pregnant
Serves him right for putting women in high/important positions

>>149271752
That seems very personal anon, are you ok?

>>149254779
Isn't River playing well? I think they can defeat Inter and Montegay

>>149271752
spoke little but spoke beautifully

LLEGO REFRESCO RINDE DOS

>>149256838
No, that's a meme.
>>149256867
Pic rel.

>>149271679
Eta, porra, a bala entrou

>>149271851
my ancestors :)

>>149271851
>new white people map just dropped

>>149271851
Stinky fuckers

>>149271910
We don't sign our posts here.

t. faggot

>>149271851
You need to shower 3 times a day here. The sweat stink I smell every time I enter a public bus is truly something else

*AHEM*

Did i just wake up to fifa officially recognizing 51 e 52 as mundiais
>>149268864
We have too much aura

>>149272410
sure, if you woke up in soviet russia

>>149271420
Have you ever tried talking to one before reaching this conclusion?

somehow for reasons I can’t understand River is on top of their group while also looking like they are in serious trouble and will probably not advance
how does that happen?

bro...

>>149271256
what is a chikaner?

>>149271848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0VerOo7GII

Redpill:
when you go to small cities like Tacuarembó or interior RS you see lots of beautiful women in supermarket cashier
They make less than 3k a month. These poor women will be forever slaves and when they get past 40 they are fired
But unfortunately they are addicted emotionally to their drunk abusive husband or boyfriend and they always tend to suffer. They always marry a guy who is abusive

>>149272691
>>149272691
I rest my case

Porcobros...
If FIFA accept our mundial claim, that will make sao paulo penta campeon mundial

Ensuciantes is a regular size fish in the small pond that is La Plata

>>149272750
and america of ... cú and the other team with interlinking letters

>>149272750
We CANNOT let that happen. I repeat. We CANNOT.
LET
THAT
HAPPEN

I dont care if we bribe FIFA, if we commit a terrorist attack against FIFA president or simply if we spend 400 million dollars in bribes

WE CANNOT let Sao Paulo be penta!

>>149272750
The only editions Copa Rio has ever had were 1951 and 1952. The Rivadávia Corrêa Meyer, which Vasco won in 1953, was a spiritual successor but still a different tournament. I have no idea what the rest are even supposed to be.

Leilabros,
It's a dark year for us. With the Israeli war, they might stop the cocaine trade and thus we will suffer greatly; Leila may resign before the end of the year. We will lose our illegal cash source to bribe referees and the media

Abel will leave after this mundial humiliation. We will play important matches in Arena Barueri(TM) because Allianz is being rented to eventos de empresários

And worst yet: Sao Paulo might get 2 extra mundiales because our obsession with not having one
Bros... we gotta do something

>>149272801
they expect one of us in the wreckage

>URU1
Danubio [1] - Racing 0

>>149272794
It was international tournaments similar to 1950 and 1951, spiritual successor of Copa Rio.
They happened all over south america: Chile, Venezuela, Argentina, etc.
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pequena_Ta%C3%A7a_do_Mundo_de_1956

ACK
wtfff

test

Bover won't leave groups tbqh
>river gets a cheeky win jugando para el orto with 3 gifted goals from the nips, mexicant's and Inter argueably with better squads won't be as retarded
>boca gets an early 2 goals lead and ends up pecheating, despise the result now they feel confident against buyern (it will end 3-0 lol)

>>149272857
>(it will end 3-0 lol)
why so optimistic? it'll be 6 - 0 at least

I want to marry a traditional venezuelan girl who is Catholic and hates american culture
Bonus points if she likes videogames and enjoy watching football

my team won like 10 mundiales

>>149272857
>river
I think it depends on who river is playing first, if it's inter then the mexicans they will probably lose to inter and then go all out vs monterrey, they go through winning 3 - 1 because mexicans are weak mind. If it's mexicans then inter, they will tie vs mexicans and then try to meme "la epica" vs inter, then lose or tie and get eliminated by goal difference
>boca
You're right they're too cocky now, they will lose vs bayer but benfica is so fucking bad they will also lose and they still might make it by goal difference, then get destroyed in ro16

>EL GRAFA
>SHEIKH GRAFA
>MAESTRO GRAFITE
>EMIR GRAFA
>LORD GRAFA
>SULTÃO GRAFA
>GRAFAGOD
What the fuck is Luis Carlos Jr. problem?

It's Girafales bro get it right.

>>149273036
*longaniza

Ok so was this the best manchester city of all time or the worst machester city of all time

>>149270977
these mountains doesn't exist in brazil, they're too young

>>149273050
I mean worst man city of all time played in la C

>>149272857
river actually has a chance if they can just win against monterrey, although the fact that they tied against inter is grim
but at the same time, maybe drawng/beating inter is not as impossible as initially thought
could just be a cheeky win-tie-tie run

>>149273013
Too basadão is he problem

>>149272827
>Danubio playing with a blue kit
its beautiful lads

>>149273062
The worst fluminense of all time played in la c too

>>149273191
that's even more embarrassing than not having a mundial

Looking forward to playing Rematch with the lads tomorrow.
Based feriado emendado.

>>149273191
but the worst team in la Ç is better than the best team in The C Uber Eats

This is the worst /copalib/ of all time.

you're just jealous your club would die if it went to la C while mine didn't

>>149273322
>This is the worst /copalib/ of all time.

yet

>>149273322
next one will be great, I can listen to the engine running already

>>149273322
Against the best schizos of all time...

>riversissies are scared of nortenos
Nothing new there, many times I was denied entry to bars because I looked too scary and Mexican

>>149273013

bolt
o raio
a lenda

>>149273013
Ele cheira pra caralho todos os dias há 20 anos
>Dom Lédio
>Dom Carmo
>Mr. Carmona
>Carmonão
>El Carmona
>Dr. Lédio
>Lédio "O Carmo"
>Dom Carmo II
Eu odeio o povo brasileiro

yo no entiendo porque el mogolico de francescoli no trae a bono a river
literalmente es hincha de river, sabe hablar castellano, y es arquero mundialista de jerarquía

>>149273338
you only sau that cause you weren' alive in 99'

Resumo do relatório que a FIFA divulgou, dos clubes brasileiros, para a Copa do Mundo de Clubes:

- As Copas Rio de 1951 e 1952 conquistadas por Palmeiras e Fluminense, são listadas como "Copa Inter-Confederações", mas não são reconhecidas pela entidade como títulos mundiais.

- O Flamengo tem apenas 7 títulos brasileiros e não 8.

- Já na parte dedicada ao Botafogo, a Fifa pontua que o Estádio Nilton Santos, o Engenhão, não pertence ao clube.

>>149273344
sorry bro I had beans for lunch

how do you say escritorio in your language

>>149273484
River.

come if you feel like it
>>149273513
>>149273513
>>149273513

>>149273356
river beat mexico's NT 2-0

>>149273338
Trvth nvke. Cruzeiro, Vasco, Inter and Santos never recovered from their relegations to La B. Grêmio haven't bounced back from their last one either. You also have Botafogo who had no way out of the up-and-down hell other than selling out to an American.
That goes for every club that has been hit by relegation, but Fluminense deserves special praise for getting out of the lowest depth of hell, becoming protagonists again and never again being relegated (getting rarer every year in Brazil)

I'm rooting for any team against the UEFA teams.