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eggcellent thread

big booty babes blast my bussy

uma macaco deliciouso

bmf fight

>semen retention streak ended because I accidentally busted during a 3 hour edging session
it can't go on like this

we cannot follow them

>>149259347
Poirier faggot is bitter, picked little gnome puria to beat oliveira

>>149259362
never goon

>>149259388
thats based because fighters usually pick the guy that beat them to win

Black leather glove, no sequins.

What I ordered on Shein

>>149259429
What I got

I wish Gooby would get his shit together and save Ireland, but he's just making the cause look bad.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/112334292/#112336544

whoa hold up, what is this now??

>>149259543
Schaub is 7 inches?

>>149259510
It really was over for Sean in that moment. Just let a man take his jacket on live television.

>>149259543
How many inches are we talking? This angle is throwing me off, b

Fransissies….

>>149259527
>Save Ireland

Having 7 inches is being like 6'3" in terms of population percentiles.

>>149259584
GSP still taking the time to style his hair in a shitty 2003 way gives me the ick.

>>149259628
Schaub is 6'3''

i asked chat gpt and it said glory is a regional promotion by 2026 and one fc becomes the ufc of striking by 2027 if pfl eats their mma market and ufc eats their bjj market

>>149259684
Ayo its da nigga from the goonies lmfao

>>149259543
Probably smaller than 6 in. Remember he’s on some test so his balls are shrunken, making his meng look bigger. Plus the close camera angle makes the closest thing to the lense look bigger…

>>149259695
Good cock. Good height.

>6'3
>7 inches
>Crispy hairline
>Elite UFC fighter
>College football Athlete
>Lion mane esque hair thickness
>Golden Gloves boxing Champion

>>149259782
Coral???

>>149259709
no chance chatgpt came up with that

>>149259782
>cte
>crippling insecurity
>laughing stock
he was dealt a good hand, and fucked it up.

>>149259827
but it did?

>>149259911
damn thats pretty impressive

just checked the archives

>>149259717
Talmbout forced perspegdev? It might unironically be 6 inches because of how close the meng is to the camera lense.

up the stairs and down the hall

lil aspy's on the crawl

to daddy's room to daddy's shoes

open the laces and fill with poos

>>149259782
y'forgot dimey wife

heeminder pee is stored in the balls

SPEWN
I NEED A SPEWN FOR THE CREEM

>>149260021
>>149259717
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JvjKlxLnQik?feature=share

>>149260081
Nothing compares to Gembaby93 Threesome

wait thats actually pretty cool

im hotter than all those hewas btw

>>149260081
>>149260108
>>149260159
>>149260207

>>149260081
>>149260108
>>149260159
>>149260207
zamn

Option A:
>Discuss Topuria vs Oliveria and Hill vs Rountree
Option B:
>Spam tranny porn

Which option are you choosing?

B U S S Y

Z O N E

>>149260358
What's wrong with her penis?

Ooooh canadaaaaa

>>149259847
this doo seething

please make him stop

oh yeah mods are hard at work tonight

sorry bros shouldn't have pointed out that schaub is successful

counter him with pawg milfs!

First time the heem thread has been more interesting than soccer. Love this

Beautiful handiwork. High quality trannyposting. couldn't done better myself

>>149260541
BLEGH!

*open heem*
*close heem*

>>149260358
Memes aside what's the deal with his pecker? Botox injections gone wrong?

>>149260541
cant control my horny level

>>149260541
for me its giant tits

>>149260584
sgalled having a thig hawlg b

>>149260626
uhh why are her hands giant

>>149260684
for my giant hawlg

Vanilla gorilla vs chocolatito on a frosty sundae night

topuria kos olivieria

>>149260818
on opposite day maybe

why is Islam still ducking Arman?

fine, I'll save the thread

Talk about TUF

Islam/JDM isn't a real fight. The UFC posted it will be in October/November. Since when is a fight booked {maybe[possibly(sometime)]} in a two month period? They're waiting to see the result of 317. If Charles wins or Ilia wins a close fight, Islam stays at lightweight. If Ilia wins easily then Islam will get injured and sit out for a year before returning to lightweight.

Why is Conor being a violent immigrant in Spain?

>>149261103
he's spanish

?

>>149261086
>Since when is a fight booked {maybe[possibly(sometime)]} in a two month period?
That UFC does that literally all the time
They did that with Dricus vs Khamzat
Often times they don't even have contracts inked a week before events

>>149261086
brady's coaches said he's not in camp bercause they're waiting to see whether he or islam's getting the next shot

>>149261103
What's it like being a cornerman for an Only Fans fighter like Julianna Miller? Do they just bluff and be delusional around her or do they let their guards down when the cameras are off?

>>149261198
>They did that with Dricus vs Khamzat
That's because you literally cannot rely on Chimaev to make the date.

based Gooby conquering Spain for the Muslim Irish

>

>>149261387
>my crush when I pull out my stiff jimmy

Holy fucking Leapin Lenny Poffos labia I had just caught up now with the thread, tawlmbout SchaubHog

>>149261479
little ding dong of a ting

>complaining about immigrants in Ireland
>go to other countries and assault their locals
How dumb is conor?

>>149260411
Incredibly lickable butthole

>>149261601
This doo eats da poopoo

>>149261562
like many white people Conor has trouble telling brown people apart, I am guilty of this too and regularly call Indians Mexican and vice versa to see their short stinky anger and fear

I AM FUCKIN SPANISH

But i get banned 3 days for saying the n word
Fuck u tranny jannies
Just kys already u fat chinless nigger lovers

Finally! a good post

A cry for help if I've ever seen one

>>149261791
Put Bo ahead of it and it becomes weem culture and you wont get baned. You can thank me in the form of fellatio.

Fucking my girlfriend while Im cooking some fried okra and greenbeans from my garden and baking some cornbread. God I love being white.

still trying to figure out how they put dicks on the girls

WE cannot follow THEM

>>149260044
Zamnn zanella looking hot there

I got fat so Im a victim :(

>>149262275
name an MMA champion that doesn’t eat vegetables

>>149262275
>moderate portion sizes

five rounds in the schaubtagon

Is everyone ready to admit that they got nigerian scammed by the destroyed knees gimmick?

>>149262555
This is a pawg milf

mama schaub is a beast of a peach

poopy ass white girl

>>149262567
I still don’t think Usman has good knees

baka
alright im gonna shower now

>>149262665
oh shit b, nudity

Mrs. James Vick

>>149262567
Yes, I got bitched by the 'no knees' gimmick and therefor I'm a victim.

>>149262969
does she have nudity

>>149263016
She got a bussy

Was returning a pair of pants to Kohls and the fat torta mexican bytch basically called me fat by asking "what's a matter, they were too tight?" like her ass doesn't stink. Thank god I learned restraint after years of training/discipline. I think I won this battle today heem

>>149263073
She was flirting b she meant the crotch was tight she wanted your meng

>>149263073
I woulda said "Yeah I have that problem a lot, too tight around my hawlg" then bent her over the counter right then and there and raped her stinking beaner booty.

>>149262567
None of the takedowns Usman go for these days rely on his knees. His shots aren't very good anymore. He's not doing Khamzat style atomic single legs, he's shooting with a fundamentally weak stance since he can't bend his knees much.
Buckley just refused to wrestle back until the fifth round. For some reason he thought punching on the takedown would save him

>>149263073
God forbid someone makes small talk with you

fazza...

>>149259584
>gets mad and cries about people making fun of him
dudes a faggot

M Eat by Khabib
Water by Khabib
Eagle FC

I hate him

>>149263073
It's literally called being social and cracking a quick joke and since she's fat its even a 2nd layer, since she probably heard that her whole life unironically, so she said it ironically

>>149263209
>>149263455
I'm a spergie who had to take anger management and read anger management books. I fucked up

Mods?

>>149263441
All in the bin.

>>149263488
>anger management
whiteboy wall puncher moment

>>149263073
you are always seething about messicans

>>149263505
Snitches should be permaheemed

>>149263488
Use your anger.

My meng inside miss Schaub, bouta to schaub a hot load inside her bapa

USADA? BINNED

alright im done showering
now shut the fuck up

>thread full of tranny porn and coombait up for over an hour
>i get banned immediately whenever i do a racism
really activates the almonds

>>149263610
Do you know the torta personally? Did you fuck her?

If your opponent has this type of hairline you might as well give up.

>>149263691
that doesnt even look like her

Schaubs Thicccspunk hair care products

>>149263634
I dont want to look at men Cummings on their own faces?

And Khabib said to me "If you should be hungry, eat this M Eat by Khabib. If you should have thirst, drink this Water by Khabib. And if you should need heems, watch this Eagle FC." And I ate the M Eat by Khabib and drank of the Water by Khabib and watched Kevin Lee decision Diego Sanchez. But then there came a day where my stomach was empty but there was no M Eat by Khabib. My throat was dry but there was no Water by Khabib. I wanted to watch heems but there was only UFC Fight Night Usman/Buckley. I cursed the name of Khabib feeling I had been denied his grace but in my heart I knew I had forsaken Him.

>>149263686
That’s what you get for impersonating me.

Joanna Zanella Schaub coom general

>>149263745
No excuse for snitching, hide the posts faggot

Based Janny has been leaving me alone for once and letting tranny porn slide? Huh, things are finally looking up around here innet b?

There goes Mexico trying to get our ducks hard agnain...but to what end..?

>>149260382
Taking estrogen for a while gives you a dark line on the ventral side (underside) of the penis. The shape can also change a bit, head shrinkage is common

Very impressive amount of trannyposting in this thread heem. I'm sure you'll all be delighted to know that I am fighting again at the end of August, presumably against yet another tough tranny. Been training hard, doing my strength and conditioning, running, sparring.. none of this actually helps me look more like a woman, the opposite is true, but it's more fun to be a weapon than a normie foid. Namsayin?

>>149263800
Zanella schaub doesn't spit it, she swallows

>>149263843
for friendship

>>149263800
What does the tattoo say

>>149263909
Thats the thing, nobody knows! And there's no way to find out either.

>>149263843
can't a buncha dudes just sit around with their bros all at full mast

>>149263924
Back to lereddit faggot.

>>149263924
bappa how many pictures of fags in dresses y'got on your lappy?

>>149263970
Not as many as I do, thats for sure b

Yall bought Raytheon stock right

I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 pictures of fags in dresses on my lappy (nigga) on my lappy (lil bitch) on my lappy (on god?)

Revved the tranny, he is about to kill himself now lol

>>149263841

it's hecking pride month my doo

>>149264046
Hes a ftm tranny b?

JDM heems the fagestani

>>149263887
How big is your meng?

Allow me to retort. Joe Rogan is a meme, not a commentator, not a fighter, not even an athlete. He pumps himself with unstudied and unregulated nootropics daily. He eats 7 egg sandwiches for breakfast and flushes it down with bulletproof coffee and 5x the recommended dosage of alpha brain. We, on /heem/, like to laugh at this tiny man. We do not appreciate him. Schaub is an alpha male of the highest caliber. He holds wins over legends of the sport such as Mirko Cro Cop and Andrei Arlovski. Schaub runs a podcast that gets 5 million downloads per month. He makes 7 figures and has a qt asian girlfriend. There is nothing to not like about Brendan Schaub. Another thing, as you sit here and complain about the banter of other posters, keep in mind that we would all brutally knock you out in a street fight. It would not even be close. Your words deflect off our gi. Do you have a problem with discussing females? I guess that makes you a faggot by process of elimination. You can stay and learn our meta and hopefully being a faggot won't get in your way.

I don't read, I heem

>>149264156
Yeah but rogan is successful despite being a larper in all his professions.

khabibs still the goat LW

>>149264175
I don't heem, I nut

Why did usman go from a 4/6 takedown success in rounds 1-4 to 0/6 in round 5? (I stopped watcbing and fell asleep during the co-main event)

>>149264186
Islam is better

>>149264186
that's not how you spell bj penn

Blowjob Pennis

>>149264207
Talmbout frankie edgar b

Penn is close, Askren's lung is the key to break Skynet

Allow me to retort

Pvz butthole

>>149264298
Hummina hummina hummina!

Islam himself says Frankie edgar is the LW goat so this debate is done.

>>149264308
Doesn't that say Frankie Edgar is his favorite fighter thoughever?

>>149264298
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP* aha, my dear! Quite pungent indeed! Is that the kiwi strawberry Xyience I'm detecting?

>>149259191 (OP)
Watching Ilia absolute obliterate a prime max and volk is just crazy! The man is already cemented in the HOF what a absolute heemer

I cannot believe there are people paying to look at PVZ naked.

>>149264403
who paying what bro are u crazy?

The Ilia and Merab era has saved humanity from globohomo

>>149264403
who are these people that are paying for porn?

>>149264458
bappa she's actually making money selling nudes it's insane

>>149264392
This but watching him get his nose Wonked by Volk's jabs

My boy Johnny Walker beat the fucking shit out of Khalil Rountree.

we have pintpointed the exact frame Volk crooked ilia's nose
https://youtu.be/qwXLe2R_GZc?t=477

A left jab wonked that schnouze. volk's jabs may be pillow fisted but they are lethal cosmetically speaking

You don't believe in the out of africa theory right?

NEVER forget that Ilia ducked the rematch

>>149264537
I do

what's next for BJ penns schizo CTE adventure?

>>149264537
I do actually. We were the ones smart enough to get the fuck out of Africa and move to Europe and then get the fuck out of Europe. We aren't so different you and I.

>>149264537
I believe in God.

>>149264584
Amen.

>>149264537
It was disproven a while ago b, White people originate from the mountains not from Afriga, the out of africa theory was helmed by a jew btw.

>>149264584
based me

Izzy era was based

>>149264559
imbecile
>>149264593
correct response

>>149264608
I miss that 2018-2022 UFC era

Post quitters

>>149264491
I blame giving internet access to thirdies

>>149264630
Was a normal looking guy before the HGH

>>149264630
Damn Merab used to look so tall.

People forget man...

>>149264556
>tense music and close up of red phone
>president Andy Wang sweating
>phone rings and is answered
HELLO, AGENT PENN? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! YOU THINK YOU CAN GO AGAINST AMERICA AND IT'S PLAN TO CLONE ALL OF HILO?!
*psssht*
You haven't listened to a single thing I've said, you refuse to listen to us in training and it's over. That's it Wang, you're done. Off the team
>President Wang begins crying
>BJ fires RVCA grappling hook and disappears into rafters

>>149264795
that was pre looking at the camera close up fight

>>149264186
Islam "funny moments" Makhachev has been the LW GOAT for some time now.

>>149264806
Hoenstly? Cinema

Holy shit

>>149264584
I saw in a shroom trip once that god made the big bang and has been slowly sculpting humanity and all the other stuff through space and time via evolution

>>149264630
I watched that vid today. I think it confirms Merab's autism. God bless his older brothers.

>>149264901
I figured that out sober. This era along the timeline of humanity is a brief respite of prosperity for those of us who endured the long arduous journey of early evolution and before ages of strife and resource scarcity in the near future.

God has abandoned us

man there was a picture from back when gane was potentially good of the future rankings all being hue fighters and gane with a brazil hat

People here actually picked Gane over Jones lmao. AFTER he already got fraud checked by Ngannu. I still cant get over how fucking retarded some of yall are.

DC and Stipe could unretire right now and clear out all but the top 3.

>>149265110
DC cannot make the heavyweight limit

You're all gooning and Ben Askren is dying on a hospital bed

>>149265132
It's what he'd want

>>149265132
Imagine dying, kwab couldn't be me!

>>149265146
based fuck that nigga ben

Can any /ck/ers tell me if Volk is a decent chef?

Gane TKO'd jon by a kick to the boner

Martial Arts

>>149265158
yeah he's solid

Jeans. V neck. Gators.

Fuck everyone who doesn't look act and think exactly like me.

Kevin Iole jerk off instruction

Luke Thomas: Six Miles Into Laos

The Diary of Ariel Helwani

>>149265132
everybody mourns in a different way, b

War Criminal Luke Thomas

PTSD fuelled killing spree Luke Thomas

Im cameing

I'm the only grunt in this squad that doesn't have his head up his ass. In this world of shit, monsters live forever and everybody else dies. If you kill for fun, you're a sadist. If you kill for money, you're a mercenary. If you kill for both, you're a Marine.

why didnt they do van like they did omalley and feed him lower rank fighters before blasting him to the top of the rankings?

Luke Thomas mask slip blacks

>>149265511
Jon Morgan should give his lung to Ben.

>>149265511
Good morning viet nam

>>149265515
is Edgar Chairez not low enough for you also he went life and death with the guy

>>149265515
all these guys are shit and O'Malley would probably finish them all

What happened to that tomboy who moved to a muay Thai gym in Thailand cause the top comment said to do it

>>149264153

about 2 inches soft, and it don't really get hard no more. Maybe 5 inches if I take a cialis

>>149265610
heemed to death I'm afraid total clitty death

you probably think, you think you're cooler than me

>>149265610

I dunno who you're talking about but I'm moving to Thailand in October-ish to pursue my dreams as a 29 year old prawlspect
finna come back with a title belt and my dick chopped off prolly

>>149265610
She's still there but changed gyms and deleted all the old posts from the first gym. Something grim happened.

while you guys were posting gay fantasies I was building connections and forging new paths

>>149265623
No I don't

>>149265674
*farts but the fart sounds like a laugh*

>>149265709
this bizarrely reminded me of a part very early into franz kafka's the trial in which joseph K hears someone laugh but can't tell if the laughter is coming from one person or several people

The Overkill Podcast is actually incerdable. Give it an shot.

>>149265864
Oh wow ot really is thx bro

>>149265864
whats it about?

>>149265864
is an bout videongains?

>>149265864
Stop posting.

/box/ is down I lament

holy kek box actually got heemed off the catalogue
is anything even happening in sports today?

>>149265995
Are Daner had a cup of coffee there but otherwise who knows

I'm not a nigger I swear to God

RANDY COUTURE YOU JEALOUS OLD BASTARD

>>149259595
He has had an interested career, with enormous highs and some lows. Unfortunately he has spent his prime age away from the Octagon. Peak Ngannou was against Stipe 2, and Gane. He has only had 1 MMA fight since then, against a literal who. And now he is surely past his peak.

Me either b
>>149266048
Kek

>>149259672
Who's the skirt

>>149265429
That;s not Max's whore, is it?

>>149259362
Haha fuckin casual, you gotta goon so much your dick just doesn't work, then you can wank as hard as you can for danm near as long as you want till your shoulder turns purple whilst you lap up all the lovely dopamine tingles, so long as you do your squats and deadlifts your pelvic muscles will be strong enough to not release the pent up juice when you finally sleep. From a chronic Gooner never Coomera.

>>149266081
schaub's

>>149266136
Tahnk God. She looked must busted than Max's girl, whomst I haev a lot of hespect for.

computer, what's the fastest growing religion in Japan?

any got the jake paul computer whos the best heemer pic?

>>149260044
Drop the insta

>>149266149
>looked must busted

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you

Higher than a jet plane with you

Is this the best you can do

post walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvR1YgT7QYs

>>149266050
pooganou is probably the most overrated MMA fighter of all time. caught some decent dudes that were over the hill through sheer retard strength. Gane had him wrestling lmao and if Gane wasn't retarded and didn't dive for the heel hook he probably still would've won
if pooganou didn't come out of a sandmine and get painted as some reddit Christ figure against Dana he would be forgotten already
he's doing his best to burn his goodwill though. get ktfo in boxing, bleed pfl dry, kill a random girl with your sick motorcycle tricks, and offer to crawl back to Dana without any of the rights you allegedly demanded before lmao thank you Francis

>"Yo, computer, show me the best MMA striker they got"
>"Processing input data... Analyzing... Tyron Woodley: a legendary, pound-for-pound, hall of fame, MMA GOAT stand-up striker widely regarded to have the best hands in mixed martial arts, he boasts a staggering 37% KO ratio- an astounding percentage in a punchlet sport. One of the greats of MMA, there is exactly zero percent chance for MMAnlet fans to cope when you defeat this legend of their sport"
>"Aight, lit."

>>149266249
why did tyron's mom celebrated his heeming?

>>149266257
his mom always laughed at him when he lost for some reason kek. she did that few times in the UFC too iirc

>>149266257
it's a way for her to cope through the pain by smiling/being cheery.

>>149266209
what you think of alive in the catacombs?

TYBUM WOODLEY

>>149266235
>if Gane wasn't retarded and didn't dive for the heel hook he probably still would've won
This is a myth. Analysis of the fight sequence shows that Ngannou simply out-muscled Gane to get into a superior position.

>>149266249
Based.
Jake Paul will never stop exposing the MMA world.

>>149266286
oh so its like me gooning to schaub's wife to cope with the pain of Ben's illness

>>149266335
you are fucked

>>149266309
Gane works out in the library. Imagine if he worked out in a gym. Food for thought.

>>149266344
I could kick the crap out of Gane. I take after Ngannou - a real nigger.

Ben? More like 'was'

Eddie Sanchez, what a warrior

I have just donated my semen in lieu of a lung to the Askren family

Chael says Ngannou's legacy is donezo.

your wife's a towel mate

oh me kobe kobe meet down by de rivah I be dere me boy in five short day

your aoife is bogged mate

I once found Ciryl Gane shitting in one of the aisles of my local public library

>>149266425
pitching a loaf on kant no doubt

>>149266149
i think mrs. schaub is more attractive

I had a dream I didn't clean the schaub off my namajunas weird

>>149266442
You're an idiot. Buffoon. Disgusting. Shut up.

>>149263073
Holy kek. But yeah, most Mexicans can't be bothered to keep their mouths shut when all you want to do is purchase something and go on your way.

it's simple....we kill the fazza

>>149263073
Did you at least heem her minge

>>149266309
Big Ngubs was getting peached so bad that he decided to commit blood rituals to win his subsequent fights.

heard /box/ has gone the way of kobe nbuntu
/heem/ wins again

>>149266500
Not today but she invited me to spend the weekend at her house.

KAPLOP

>>149266522
Silva and Moutinho... Two niggas that tanked big shots just to get absolutely flushed afterwards.

>>149266538
That’s literally how it works

>>149266542
But was it worth it?

>>149266504
why is gane so pillowfisted

Time is running out for Jon “Black Raped Faggot” Jones.

the next big star in MMA will be a twink looking like a very fuckable sissy but who can knockout or submit anyone

>>149266574
>when you see what Penn sees

>>149266613
shut up faggot

>>149266634
every MMA fan is a faggot
it's just a matter of if you're accepting it or if you're in denial

the next big star in MMA will be Cody Garbrandt with big fat comically sized butt implants

>>149266641
this is what they call “projection”

Who is John Africa?

Y'ALL MUSTA FORGOT

>>149266683
Bonelo hands hit different man

What does this have to do with UFC? Cortez isnt even ranked and getting ads

>>149266514
Nice. Heemember to empty the fridge to show dominance

>>149266799
did she play herself in the ad or just a girl?

>he gets ads
kwab

>>149266799
This ad feels a bit rapey not that I mind in the slightest

>>149266809
Herself, its "UFC star Tracy Cortez" drinks cuervov whiskey at da club!

>>149266817
I get ads telling me not to illegally migrate to the united states

Gooby was unable to heem that drunk guy at the club

>>149266848
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>hey dana, who should we have headline our first ever card in azerbaijan?
>i know, give me the two darkest, black as night niggaest niggas straight from the hood!
>you're a genius dana

heeminder roundtree vs jamawl was originally scheduled to take place on UFC 303 and was then later rescheduled for ufc fight night: garry vs prates

so the good people of azerbaijan's first ever UFC card is main evented by sloppy thirds

>>149267019
Gane should have been the main event in that card when you think about it

>>149267032
gane promised the people of france he'd main event the last paris card and we all know how that went

>>149267040
Gane promised the people of the frankish gaul tribe and Paris has nothing to do with that which means Gane didn't really break his promise

just ate some KFC

Gane = Arthur
Aspinal = charlemagne
It's time to find out who really holds his weight in gold

wish ciryl gane was my boyfriend

Steven Seagal could beat off multiple UFC fighters at once.

You forgot to say no homo

the gane meme is from the height of covid when no one was allowed in the gaypex and they were spraying it down with disinfectant after every fight

Gane has stood the test of time

Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)

it's not derangement if it literally happened

Cyril Gane

Ciryl Gane

>>149267228
Why is it spelled like that?

Genius. Greatness. Gane.

>>149267233
the gane family are illiterate

Bong try not to seethe at Gane challenge (Impossible)

literally all i do is post facts

>>149267233
I don't know.

>>149267189
Gane was robbed in that fight, ngubu crotch sniffed his way out since he couldn't deal with the striking

>>149267283
ngubu had one functioning leg

>>149267233
Why not

Francis is one bi can waiting to be exposed by bones or aspinall or gane

bro tried to sneak in gane like we wouldn’t notice

>>149267330
Cause it's stupid duh

i haven't visited heem since pereira lost, are we back yet

what's the fastest you've hit on your h2r?

Don't make the belt look bad

>>149267368
Hmm much to think about

>>149264473
only fighters that defeated the script

Why would Mcgregor do this

>>149263073
I dont think that's what she meant b

JDM is a proud moroccan btw

Alexander Volkanovski is an amazing chef

>>149268041
No such thing bappa

>>149268080
Allow me to retort

>>149268080
100%

We got Brazzas with tattoos now

>>149268193
Is this the one that did gay porn

>>149268193
tofiq is azerbaijani doebeit

>>149268193
He's probably a Shia, innit?
https://youtu.be/mesySj71-0I?si=0vd5oqKP1flC5ZDV

Talmbout shia leboeuf?

>>149268216
Why would you know that you horrid degenerate

>>149268193
HARAM

>>149268239
heeminder he got blown to smithereens in pakiland

pawg milf posting is officially sanctioned

>>149268408
but what of smiffthereen?

>squish
>squish

jk

Misogynist meltdown Luke Thomas

I'd be thrown around like a chew toy if i ever got into a fight.

Apparently Joe Rogan is going on PlugTalk, what the fuck?

>>149267019
It was the original headliner, then Garry-Prates, you retard

>>149268868
What's that

>>149268816
We've all been saying it for years lad

>>149268408
K-1 bless the jdam.

>>149268882
premier butt plug discussion

>>149269153
Goobys turning into a norf guy

I'd pay about five dollars to see Joanna Zanella Schaub to take Dayskii.

>>149269172
McGregor is a scootish neem

>>149269172
>>149269177
He's the son of a plumber (Tony McGregor)

Heemed that freak.

>>149269207
You can really see the Finngol features in this PNG

>>149269203
Canor feels more like a Codester than a Dusty
>>149269212
She's not like that
>>149269217
Better Sanna is a national treasure

Money to be made on Jamahal as a dog
Rountree is hugely overrated right now because he lost better to Alex

>mfw the calculashuns are incorrect
>mfw when I got outsmarted by a nigga with a Cameroonian middle school education
>mfw all the "high IQ" memes were wrong and I was a dumbass all a long

AGP (Anti-Gane Propaganda)

jamahal fuckin sucks, Khalil would have ko'd Glover if they fought

>>149269300
Gane willingly lost to ngannou and jones to kickstart the chain events that are currently killing the UFC.
Think about it for a second, had Gane won against ngannou, the drama between him and Dana wouldn't have started and Jones wouldn't be hugging the belt slowling killing Heavyweight

Say what you will about ngannous education but he beat his case unlike that doctor

Gane is exposing the UFC as a system that cripples the fighters, the ngannou/dana drama made zuffa quit promoting fighters, they simply stopping making any media for the fighters.

You don't see the fighters anymore, all you see is Dana white and people are waking up to it.

>>149269318
Oh fer sure khalol’s ground game is beastly

>Where is your proof
Gane's special technique is heel hooks, he has submitted countless pretenders using it, there is no way in hell he would have twisted the heel the wrong way, that's proof

Gane has one heel hook win over an omegacan

Tom Aspinall has a retarded son loss over life

Aspinal has one loss by Heel hook by a Gamma can

>>149269172
All British/Irish men turn into that past the age of 35

>>149269461
He is Irish not british, retard.

>>149269467
Learn to read idiot

>>149269472
Mandella effect, when i read that post, it didn't have irish in it

>>149269490
Thought Tom was an atheist

>>149269507
He’s catholic

>>149269512
Lol what a bum

“You LA guys, I’m obsessed with” - actual quote from Jon R. Jones

>>149269512
Interim actually

bongs see Jon when they close their eyes

Jon sees dongs when he closes his eyes

>Aspinall
>waits patiently like a basset hound
>Jones
>rapes the commission janny right in front of Big John
>>149269534
'd 'o

>>149269461
It only happens in your 30s if you drink heavily and do copious amounts of pub quality cocaine

>Jones
>rapes the commission janny (male)

>>149269539
reaching

>pub quality cocaine
The state of your country mate

Aren't catholics huge faggots who fuck kids, what does this tell us about aspinall

Science, Technology, Electronics, & Math

If your career does not fall into 1 or more of these 4 categories you are worthless and you'll hang from a tree on the day of the rope. Sorry; not sorry.

>j-j-jon is gay!
Who cares?

>>149269548
Nooooooo!!! You cant hecking DO that!!

>>149269553
Gane mastered all of those

>>149269559
Jon certainly does

>>149269559
Closet homosexuals are finely tuned to these things I personally care more about minge and heeming it

>>149269551
Your country is full of fat drunk retards as well

So what Jones sticks his dick into shitholes every so often? Tommy boy sticks his feet into shitty shoes every morning because his retarded son is always pooping into them for some reason.

>>149269564
*witnesses active raping*
W-woah, uh, Jon, uh, p-p-please stop that, uhh, right now

Show me a single video of jon of fucking a dude, just one video, actual proof

>>149269576
We still take speed like real men

JIDF (Jones internet defence force)

>>149269582
Second this, please

>>149269578
Jon, knock it off stop rapeing that man come on...

We make fun of raped black faggots here

>>149269564
Kek

>>149269586
Oh yeah bappa you're like hamas in this you're the global south

>>149269585
Speed is grim

>>149269613
You're ugly.

>oi mate can i get an 'eineken, glass of champers for the missus, salt n linekar walkers and an eighth of your pub quality bugle yeah cheers
The sun truly has set on the empire I'm afraid

Tom Aspinall
The future champ

>>149269622
Monitor on

>>149269628
In PFL once Francis comes over maybe

>>149269629
We dont sign our posts here

>>149269613
Coke is gay

>>149269641
Factual post.

>>149269641
Must be why Jon likes it so much

Hoisted on my own petard

>>149269651
Probably.

Jon uses cocaine and sandblasts tranny hookers which ultimately leaves his detractors in a jealous rage.

>>149269671
Giga-based Jonny boy

In the end of the day, Jon is still the champion and Aspinall is not

>>149269671
Not trannies mate Jones likes hairy masculine brazzas with big beards

>>149269683
No wonder Tom is left in the cold.

>>149269685
He should try shaving the moustache

ok I'll make it

jon is gay edition

>>149269749
>>149269749
>>149269749

That one will never make it sadly

>>149269789
/sp/ bends to my will

make a thread with /heem/ in the subject dumbass

>>149269820
No!

real thread
>>149269839
>>149269839
>>149269839

>>149269399
jamahal got strangled by Craig, Khalil killed him almost.