>Lap:
#7946

>Countdown to Ostrich GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149247164

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
Red Bull protest 'petty' and 'embarrassing' - Wolff
Canada secures F1 until 2035 as Thai GP moves closer
George Russell shocked to be “so close” to McLaren duo in F1 title race
Christian Horner defends Red Bull Canadian GP protest: "Absolutely no regrets"
Villeneuve questions lack of red flag after Lando Norris' Canadian Grand Prix crash
Lewis Hamilton: Outside world can’t see ‘what’s happening in the background’ at Ferrari
Charles Leclerc blames his mistakes, not Ferrari strategy for tough Canadian GP
Pierre Gasly speaks out on shock Luca de Meo exit: "Important to stick together as a team"
George Russell is a target for Aston Martin
Lewis Hamilton hints at deeper Ferrari issues: ‘A lot of changes are needed’
Jacques Villeneuve: Oscar Piastri “a little bit nasty” in McLaren Montreal clash
Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes takes step back after ‘vile abuse’ follows Verstappen interview

edd

>ynr medshitters saying colapiss would get the red bull seat

>>149265292
>>149265260
thoughts?

>>149265324
didn't read and you know why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzeaVDkDHVs
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE

live bolice chase
https://www.youtube.com/live/PzeaVDkDHVs

>>149265379
>>149265380
Hell yeah!

>>149265379
>>149265380
oh shidd

>>149265248 (OP)
wasn't this picture taken in South Korea?

>>149265379
kek just about to go to sleep. Party time now!

>he's just gonna cruise on out of camera range
semen slurping sport

>another tire management chase
sluuurrrrp

>>149265379
the trucks got him?

>okay it’s funny because he’s also Austrian
BACK IN THE LATE 2000S
MR WOLFF HAD A PLAN
WITH CARBON FIBER
BUILD A CELL FIT FOR HIS DRIVER
NO ROOM TO STAND
NO NEED THEYLL BE ON THEIR ASS MOSTLY
PREPARE FOR TOTO
ITS COMING FOR YOU AND ITS VERY FAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTT
.
ON HOLIDAY
HE SUNS HIM SELF ON MONACOS COAST
HES CALM AS FUCK
HE KNOWS THE CONSTRUCTORS IS ASSURRRRRRRRRRRRED
.
N
A
R
B!
AND LITTLE GIMI
.
B!
AND LITTLE GIMI
pause (fucking retarded post formatting)
IN MY GARAGE YOU WILL FIND THEM
SIMULATORS I MUST GRIND HIM
GEORGE OR GIMI BEAT VERSTAPPEN
TOTOS AFFECTION WHAT YOU WILL WIN
.
WET
AGAINST
THEIR
WILL
.
TYRES!
.
HELLO GIMI
LETS GET BUSY
WANT SOME FIZZY?
.
PODIUMS
FIRST PLACE
.
TO TO WOLFF
HE IS NICE
TOTO WOLFF
TEN PLUS SIX YEARS IN F1
.
N
A
R
B!
AND LITTLE GIMI
.
B!
AND LITTLE GIMI
.
TEN PLUS SIX YEAR GARAGE DUNGEON
SIXTEEN YEARS IN F1
TAKE LIFE FROM DRIVERS AND THEN DUMP THEM
THE NEKEERI’S CAREER IS DOOOOONEEEEE
.
AU
STRI
A!
.
FIRST I BUILD MY F1 TEAM THEN I GO TO K F FUCKING C!
.
K
F
C!
.
I EAT CHICKEN WHILE I PUMP THEIR GAS
I LOVE CHICKEN YUM YUM NICE
.
ZINGER TOWER GIVES ME POWER TO DEFLOWER MY OWN DRIVER

PUNCTURE
BOX NOW

Surely that was a pitlane infringement?

RETIRE THE CAR

ITS FUCKING OVER YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149265479
It hasn't worked, he tried to nurse old tyres until the end and now his race is over

Not safe to bring it back to the pits, park it

its over garagistabros

peaceful surrender

>red flags the entire interstate
based based based

wat nou

austria next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpSrbYJo0gM

>>149265398
It's the thought that counts.

>>149265636
it really doesn't

>>149265489
what song

reminder that the globohomos gave schumacher a 10-place grid penalty after hungary 2010 for doing the same thing peeasstri did in canada

>>149265657
But it do doo doe

>>149265673
24 Year Party Dungeon by Cerebral Bore

Twinks, Medshitters, Pozzed, Globohomos, Gaped, Got shat on BTW, Still on the table

>>149265736
a bit too obscure desu, that chorus tho kek.
reminded me of this other song, is obviously not the same but you mite like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIvcXytzyM8

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>>149265878
but he's getting shit on by lecuck?

kill leafs

>pozfags really thought there was a better medshitter than poorez

woke up this morning feeling a bit pozzed in the head
anyone else

>>149266329
Got yourself a gun
Your mama always said you'd be the Chosen One

i was depressed but then i had dinner and now i feel fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5lGPqFs
You're out of touch
I'm out of vrooms
But I'm out of my head
When you're there's no vrooms around

fucked that up

>>149266329
always
>>149266452
just keep up with another series as well

>>149265560
Ormai non è mai iniziato

>>149266329
how do i know if im pozzed or not

>>149266464
yeah mite ass well do that, i was thinking WRC,
indy seems interesting but the ads destroy my interest unless if find a nice stream. next race is in COTA, i like that track so i might endure the ads/ make extra effort and find a no ads stream, if it exist

>>149266505
Guys like you are the reason we have a 24 race season
Find an autodrome and check in on smaller races/championships

Just took a giant Sonny Hayes.

A hyper-realistic bronze sculpture of Lewis Hamilton celebrating his iconic 2024 win at Silverstone will go on display in London next week

>>149266505
Indy can be fun every now and then, I wish I had caught the last race live.
I think there is a specific stream option you can catch by Sky Sports with almost no ads IIRC but the guy they got in the studio has an irritating voice and a pretty shitty mic.
>>149266562
the 24 races per season model is done for the casuals who would otherwise forget all about the existence of F1.

Austria next
and then, Poland!

>>149266579
steal it
piss and poo on it
crash train into it
throw it in the sea

>>149266562
i didn't know i had that power, gonna ask my nigga demonicali for races every weekend (SPRINT WEEK, EVERY WEEK) until december, resuming mid january
>>149266608
>but the guy they got in the studio has an irritating voice and a pretty shitty mic.
im used to cr*fty, how bad can it be? gonna have a look

>>149266615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8K90hX4PrE

>>149266624
kek, bangerkino tho

He

>3/4 /f1/ girls
is it too late to put sofpia in the car in place of yanina?

Feministbros…

>>149266792
now I watch your movie (torrent it)

>>149266792
who the fuck cares

>>149266792
produced by lewis chudmilton

>>149265706
Is that Webber's car after he crashed out in Korea 2010? IMO that was the point he lost the championship, even if it wasn't finalised until Abu Dhabi.

https://youtu.be/7Zr5zCgIHOc?si=S4vvbOSnGZoPT-WA

>Max Verstappen also known as 'Mad Max', Red Bull Racing, 33rd Squadron, 1st Air Divison

>>149266840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZWHXrE0-iw

>>149266579
me ripping off my shirt while taking a shit by 33°C

>>149266840

>>149266792
maybe now /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>hot weather forecast all week
FUCK OFF

yellow car

I don't know why but I've got a suffen urge to go for a smoke

yeah, next vacations im going to the desert

>>149266792
White man wins again, based sonny

>>149266963
finally

WTF sir's? explain

>>149267061
WAG sharing. A popular passtime for young, possibly bisexual, F1 drivers

>>149267061
goblando chernoborris

white car

>>149267061
ollie needs to get a better looking beard

>>149267061
it's insane what kind of hideous brown men some of the fairest white girls go for
some desire just the most caveman look possible

yellow truck

>>149267282
What did Flavio mean by this

>>149266792
A woman showing growth and improvement instead of some untouchable deity out of the gate? Can't have that!
>>149266908
fucking kek

>>149266837
ye
>>149267271
Who? Bort?
She doesn't look nearly as "white" in other pics

>>149267333
>Who? Bort?
He meant Sainz and Lando

damn the guy who directed top gun also directed f1 the flick. imagine if pic related had come out of retirement to race for glory one last time. would it been absolute kino

can u spot the secret?

>>149267428
i see him

>>149267428
Marble cake also

>>149267061
carlando has been canon since 2019

>austria, bongland and we are already in the second half of the season

And Oscar is still winning!

>>149267471
2065 is in 40 years
40 years ago was was 1985

>>149267511
>time goes by.png
tune! https://youtu.be/2e21NOp69hM?si=Da7Bekvh2nKRgrk7

>ynr colapiss

>>149267654
he shat on Gasly in Canada, bro

>>149267471
This when the boys in red come good.

>>149266792
based
https://youtube.com/watch?v=27i9LoNJshA

by the end of next year, both max and sainz will be among the top 10 most experienced f1 drivers of all time with 257 races (same as ricci ardo)

>>149267914
Sainz will get sacked bro

>>149267471
life is accelerating

In three races Lance Stroll will overtake Michael Schumacher for P3 in races eith the same engine manufacturer.

>>149266774
>Despite warning Hayes that she never gets involved with drivers, she swiftly finds herself in his hotel room the night before a race. Spoiler alert: they don't even end up together (his decision, not hers)
holy kek, women seethe at this because of how true it is. Chad wins again

>>149268029
meant for
>>149266792

>>149268023

>>149267995
>Sainz will get sacked bro
he has multi year contract with william

>>149268165
he has multi year contract of being a medshitter

JIG JIG!
https://jigex.com/Wyfqb
https://jigex.com/Wyfqb

>>149268231
ofc
he will never be world champion, he is too busy doing loreal ads

death to America
death to Russia
death to China
death to Liberty Media
death to raghead autocracies
death to FOM
death to FIAMG
death to Mercedes
death to Mclel

>>149268095
that graph must be old, wikipedia has Stroll at 179

>>149268305
anyone can become a wdc
source: 2025 wdc oscar piastri

anyone except chuck ofc
source: eternal contract with ferrari

>>149268431
Antonello will turn things around

I FUCKING LOVE GEORGE RUSSELL

>>149268404
piastri is not in the title race, bro

goblino is total fuck up, he can't even crash his team mate
fucking RETARD

>>149268594
is there some science behind the fact that anons from same countries tend to like same drivers? I've seen the other estonia make same arguments that I do. and this flip is dangerously similar to gasflip

>>149268662
Bots

>>149268662
Something in the water

Please write a script that generates a text response based on the following inputs
If the names "Colapinto", "Gasly", "Leclerc", "Ocon", "Hadjar", "Bortoleto", "Antonelli", or "Sainz" are used mention them being either "medshitters" or "pozfags"
If the name "Piastri" is used mention either him being a "medshitter" or how "people really think he's in the title fight" in a condescending manner
If the name "Alonso" is used mention either him being a "medshitter" or how he was "shit on by ocon"
If the names "Bearman", "Russell", "Hamilton", "Norris", "Albon" are used mention them being "pozfags" or "globohomos"
If none of these names are mentioned please generate a response that incorporates the terms "pozfags" "cutfags" "globohomos" "USAIDs"

Pussy

(the verbose answer gave me a link to the ADL and SPLC website as well)

>>149268850
Can it even describe what these terms mean?

>>149268895
Let's find out, also for some reason when I asked it again it decided to throw me a bone and write a basic script anyway.

>>149268662
You watch the same broadcast and read the same pundits.

>>149268946
everyone here watches sky and reads edd

>>149268941
reminds me of that scene in idiocracy where the doctor panics because the main character isn't pozzed

>>149265248 (OP)
>Lewis Hamilton: Outside world can’t see ‘what’s happening in the background’ at Ferrari
We all all see it Hamilton. We are just shocked you didn't before being hired.

Oh my god, I had no idea all these drivers were afflicted with feminine-long covid

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149268955
>everyone here watches sky
No, I watch the Walloon broadcast because the Flemish one is behind a paywall.

>>149268986
Not very patriotic of you.

>>149268977
lmao it just makes stuff up

ask the ai why you can't make good posts

>>149269003
Well, it is AI after all.
Although tbf it did get pretty close the etymology of pozfag.

>>149268977
wait... I always assumed medshitter was a "cool edgy kid" slur for brown Mediterranean people. kek.

>>149268992
We give 7 billion euros or 2600 euros per capita to the Walloons annually, might as well get some of my money back that way.
F1 related because I am talking about the f1 broadcast.

My niggas, I am back from yet another month-long ban.
Things happening at Ferrari!!

Who is more likely to replace Chaals?
>Albon
>Ghastly
>Beartwink
>Norizz
>AMX

>>149269044
Certainly not, the robot is god and knows all.
To question it is heresy
>>149269085
In terms of who Ferrari would want?
Amx, then maybe Albon, then Gasly, then Beartwink, then Norizz
Both beartwink and Norizz are paydrivers and they're getting massively exposed this year, twinkmann less so.

>>149269085
Max and HamilKWAB would not play well together I don't think. Charles and Max would work better.

>>149269067
>I am back from yet another month-long ban.
stop misbehaving?

>>149269148
I know you're a mod. And I know you're the one who's banned me both times when I didn't even break any rule.

>>149269198
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

>>149269198
Posting twink-link getting gaped while wearing a mercedes cap is against the rules.

>>149269198
>I know you're a mod.
I am not thoughbeit

>>149269236
Bullshit. No nudity, no foul.

>>149268955
>everyone here watches sky and reads edd
absolutely not
fuck off

>l*mborghini getting sued by prema
fucken g*rmans
death to **di
death to p*rsche
death to m*rcedes as always

>>149268977
wow, i've been using that word wrong this whole time. there's a lot of greasy dago wops i owe an apology to

>>149269044
are you just completely retarded
the ai is making it up
wtf is wrong with you

>>149269329
Tractor builder BTFO
Italian garagista wins

>>149268594
no you don't

>>149269329
>death to didi

>>149269412
ever since sakhir i knew in my heart
"i must root for this real boy"

>>149269418
he was austro-hungarian so it's fine

>>149269297
liar
shan't

>>149269469
i did now see and hear (so did not read) edd say
>just had to back of a little bit to get it in
>but once you're in
>bang you're away, carrying the speed through and off
slightly nauseous now

>>149269488
you see, he gets in your hedd one way or another

take me back

>>149269689
you could shoot her square in the cunt and hit nothing

>>149269019
Ask AI why the average iq in jamaica is 71

based?

>>149269689
take me back? TAKE ME IN!

>>149269689
like a nerf football cut from end to end

>>149269969
iph i were a f1 pilot i would be in so much trouble for my ig page liking certain poosts

I do wonder if Lando will ever develop the champion mentality

>>149270104
lando hasn't got that dawg in him

>>149270104
I give it 2 weeks before Steiner becomes a vtuber

>>149270104

>>149268662
>I've seen the other estonia make same arguments that I do.
No you have not. Get a job.

>>149270242
That's wild, the other Estonian also argues that people need to get jobs

>>149270252

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-DSjY8Jn3A

>>149270397
lmao I'm not clicking that. all my f1 opinions are my own delusions

>>149269969
he also likes videos of cute cats with his official account

shan't be watching the clickbait ai slop youtube video

>shitter started showing me f1 related garbage for some reason
it's so fucking over, i only have it for japanese shit and now i get fucking this
what the fuck

>>149270502
It's not AI.

gimi

>>149270637
Go away weeb, nobody likes you!

>>149270397
yeah I can't believe max just used his car as a weapon like this
he should be in jail right now, berlin 2016 was nothing compared to what verstappen did to george

>>149270662
wrong
>>149270637
I like you, weeb

>amx crashes into jorj
FUCKING BAN NOW!
>gobliono crashes into ps3
oh my lord is he ok? poor goblino :(

Do you go take a swim in the Islas Baleares with your earpods on, /f1/?

>>149270717
Are you implying that quadruple world champion Max Verstappen misjudged the situation when he accelerated into a corner without turning?

>>149270780
i can't believe they found a surviving egg in the rotten remnants of her formerly productive ovaries to impregnate her with
ivf does wonders

>>149270797
it almost worked for me when I was young playing need for speed hot pursuit 2

edd

>>149270797
no
i know he did it on purpose, but he didn't wanted to kill jorj, just little love tap
goblino (probably) wanted to kill ps3, but failed

>as we all know, the RBR22 is built for combat while the MCL40 is not, giving it a slight advantage in areas of the track specifically designed for combat engagements

>>149270803
It should've been me

McLaren Artura

>>149270662
>hates weeb
>browses 4chan
Nigga.

>>149270925

eternal death to mc*aren, merce*es and hamil*on

>>149270853
>i know he did it on purpos
And that's why it's a penalty
>goblino (probably) wanted to kill ps3, but failed
This is you taking the piss, it was very obviously Lando just being shit at wheel-to-wheel
That's an already established fact

>>149270953
Anime website

>>149270925
Not a weeb board or website.

>>149270104
From team principal to small time youtuber who begs to get interveriewed in the paddock. The Schumachers send their regards.

>>149271019
What a CRINGE reaction image, very transcoded.

>>149271099
>Not a weeb board or website.
>scrolls up
>anime banner
I see

y nene down?

>>149271135
You get non anime banners too.

Anime girls are the worst thing the human race has ever created.

>>149271152
>if I get a non-anime banner it's not an anime site

On an unrelated note, I firmly believe that F1 can only be saved if we nuke Britain.

I have been ignoring this general a lot lately, I keep getting triggered by the absolutely horrid takes I see on here that make my head want to explode.

>>149271187
More than that would be saved

>>149271187
>Liberty Media Corporation's headquarters are located in Englewood, Colorado. The specific address is 12300 Liberty Blvd, Englewood, CO 80112.
i dunno about that

>>149271187
Britain > Japan

Especially when it comes to the females.

>ynr professional racing driver Renee Gracie

>>149271232
reminder that onlyfans doesn't actually pay her a cent - in fact they take a pretty big cut of her earnings
nor are they sponsoring the car

she *literally* does it for free

Lando Norris' drive in Australia this year is one of the greatest drives in the history of the sport.

>"Juju"

>>149268941
>>149268850
>>149268833
Sometimes I wonder if the pozfag spamming Canadian is being ironic, but then I see shit like this and my optimistic outlook is shattered

>>149269044
>>149269003
>they actually think that AI is accurate
kek
AI works by predicting the next word in a sentence based on its training date. If its data doesn't have references to some word, it will make shit up. These are called hallucinations.

>>149271187
you'll never get a tomboy gf with that attitude

India has the best drivers, the best posters, and the best men.

Doing a lando norris

>>149271495
Go back to Mexico bro

>>149271522
What does that mean?

>>149271187
British sport.

>>149271525
can't, too busy turning James Bond black

>>149271558
kek someone was hired to make this graphic, but really hated Al-Hamil, so he chose a picture with the chin diaper on

Just remembered when the shitflip did some lando norris and arranged them to say /f1/

numbers

>>149271610
would love to hack m*tthew g*llagher's head off with a blunt, rusty blade

>>149271610
for me it's cutting matt's throat with a broken beer bottle so it would be as messy as possible

>>149271558
When will Lando Norris be added to the image?

>>149271558
>Clark and Stewart in this
how about you go fucking kill yourself

>>149271795
Jim Clark was Senna before Senna

>>149271795
British because they won
cooltard and di resta are just scottish

>>149271807
I don't even know what that means but the English always use Stewart and Clark to inflate their numbers when they were both proper Scottish lads.
same thing with McRae basically.

hülkenberg and his tradwife mogging everyone at the movie premiere

lol

>>149271919
reminds me of that other tragedy...

>>149271919

i uploaded the lower quality version by accident

Omegle Ruskyte

>>149271896
One for every genre.

>>149271933
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a Red Bull Racing automobile
And you may ask yourself
"Well ... how did I get here?"

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

posting this every thread until I get a (You)

burning down the house

>>149271994

>>149271896
Isabella is so cute, I wanked to another girl that looked like her last night.

>>149272028
>tfw you will never experience this

>>149271896
well done to bort though
with that face with that mouth with those teeth

>wanked
sad!

>>149271610

>>149272042
she reminds me of that famous tiktok chick that does the belly dances

>>149271610

I think people are beeing a bit harsh on Norris and making this out to be a bigger deal than it is, other drivers have had way dumber crashes or mistakes this year.

>>149272059
She reminds me of a chick that used to make fetish content on YouTube in 2013.

>>149272028
>>149272040
>never ask an american hater the nationality of his girlfriend

ruslel would get 24-0'd by lecuck

>>149272087
how many of them have been shilled as WDC contenders though?

>>149272119
How does he hate America?

bort!

>>149271994

>>149272125
Incorrect.

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!

>>149272158

>>149271896
HVLK's WAG is some kind of tender exhibitionist, which makes her the best and sexiest WAG

>>149272126
Fair.

>>149271896
>tradwife

>>149272213
your reaction

>>149271896
Please explain in what ways his wife is traditional?

>>149271994

>chubby tinder girl is desperate for my dick
brehs... we met yesterday. I know this sounds implausible but it's actually happening. all I did was I kept up a fun conversation! I thank that one ameribro for believing in me.

Max and George would destroy Oscar if they had better cars than they do now.

>>149272233
how big are her tits?
ass?

>>149272233
It wasn't me because I didn't see that post but good job

>>149271933

>>149272233
Make sure to wear a rubber

Why does the soda horse always look shellshocked in these pictures?

>>149272080
>not giving norizz a 0 after crashing like a retard
>giving amx a 0 after spain
proper english lads, may they be blessed with a toast sandwich

>>149272233
fuck her folds

>>149272233
fatties don't deserve sex, do not delude the cow into thinking she's worth anything

>>149272237
Sure, but Oscar isn't in his peak yet. George and Max are.

>>149272233

>>149272233
>gonna plap a sweaty, smelling, fat girl
don't be the meme, anon. it ain't worth it. the sheer regret you'll feel afterwards is not worth it. suicide inducing desu
unless fatties are your thing then i guess go for it but it won't be good i tell you what.

>>149272361
I don't want a fit 8/10 who I have to keep constantly fighting over. A nice 6/10 who loves me is good.

>austria next

Another merc double podium, 88 dubs confirm

I have to tell my parents I failed yet another exam

>>149272591
>failed yet another exam
What class?

>>149272591
Y r u dumb?

>>149272591
but you just told this to us so that means we are your parents

>>149272591
>don't tell them
>no problem
is that easy

>>149272613
>>149272629
special mathematics (translated title)

This semester I really tried. It's not like I'm retarded, I took a proper IQ test and it's at least 125.

evening lads

>>149272674
Just keep at it.
You'll pass next time anon.

>>149272711
I also have 3 falied exams from last semester (I admit, 2 of them are my fault for now realizing what was expected and how much I had to work, but 1 is because the professor is a miserable hag who jews us out of time).

I can redo them in September, this summer will be hell.

pisstree will NEVER win a wdc

>>149272687

>>149272753
fail 3 exams here and they encourage you to leave uni
ghrymm areas

>>149272764
Actually 4, could even be 5 (I still have to get results)

I'm in my first year only

>>149272774
consider becoming a tradie

>>149272774
>I'm in my first year only
Shieeeeeeeeeeeet. That doesnt bode well, wtf is your major?

>>149272361
the perfect gash doesn't exist

At what age is it too late to turn you life around?

>>149272774
>fails 4 exams in the freshman year
Yeah you're retarded. You can always become an f1 driver thoughbeit

>>149272821
its over the moment you aren't born rich

>>149272821
19

>>149272821
>if male
20
>if female
14

>>149272774
Are you just a shit test taker or are exams a lot different at your unis?

>>149272821
You can't turn life around you can only pull its trajectory up or down

>>149272821
It's never too late.
But the outcome will differ depending on your situation.

>>149272821
Death

why aren't you replying to evening lads post

>>149272774
>I'm in my first year only
Did you spend too much time partying by any chance?
Anyway failing a few courses in your first year is pretty standard, you are no longer in the kiddie pool now. Just try to get them with the re-do. Do you guys also have a system where you can take a course with you to next year?
Also might be worth thinking about wether your current study trajectory actually suits your talents, like half my first year class in uni was people who tried something else first but failed that.

>>149272845
probably that it all counts mostly on 1 big test. they're also bunched up, which means added stress.

Every time I entered a new education cycle (kindergarten, primary school, middle school, high school) I had a hard time getting used to it in the first year.

>>149272901
>kindergarten
Did you also fail your first year there?

>>149272888
Hello there anon

pooing your pants is the only way to fail kindy

>>149272924
not me
this>>149272687
it's customary

>>149272888
because it’s still morning, sillypants

>>149272889
Didn't party, but in the first semester I didn't take things seriously. This semester I tried, but I am simply incompatible with maths for some reason (everything else went well).

I can redo exams this September or even next year, but I can't have more than like 4 failed courses to enter 2nd year and not repeat the first.

I just wish engine formulae weren't so cucked.
I can barely accept we get hybrid V6s but what I can't really get behind is the stupidly high regulation and cuckery of the ruleset, there's no way I can accept the regulations being so stupidly specific in every aspect of the engine

>>149272945
>but I am simply incompatible with maths for some reason (everything else went well)
Am I supposed to derive from this that you failed 4-5 out of ?? courses because they were math courses?
>>149272687
Good morning

>>149272913
I didn't fail any years in school or kindergarten, just had a hard time blending in (and with whatever maths had to offer).

It didn't help that I got into kindergarten 1 month after it started so I was the odd one at first (I had to stay on a fold out bed during nap time, only napped once in 4 years)

>>149272964
Yes, most were math. 1 was programming, but it was because the professor has a shit exam system, she also gave us less time than promised, I'm a bit slower than average.

>>149272821
Literally never.
I never gave a shit about math in my youth and was thus completely useless at it. Randomly fell in love with it in my late 20s and have spent the past 3 years devouring math knowledge. Currently writing proofs and shit.
As long as you really want to do what you set out to do, you can and should do it.
Something I did was imagine myself having all the money in the world. I don't have to do anything, all my needs and desires are met instantly. In this hypothetical scenario, whould I still want to work on my math proficiency and knowledge? My answer is yes. Thus, no matter what, I really want to do this, and so I should.

There was an anon once that wanted to go to college, but was anxious about the fact that he was in his early 30s. He felt like most of his classmates were gonna be much younger, and that he would be getting his degree at basically 40yo. Another anon told him "wether you get your degree or not, you'll be 40yo anyways. You can be 40yo with a degree, or 40yo without one".
If you really want it, go for it. The alternative is accomplishing nothing.

>F1 The Movie
>post credits scene
>Toto Wolff approaches Sonny’s daughter
>”We’re here to talk to you about the F1 Academy initiative”
>Susie Wolff steps out of the shadows

>>149272983
Maybe if you arent good at math and dont like it you shouldnt be taking a coarse load of math classes....

>>149273072
>>149273063
Good posts

>>149273092
they're forced in the computers & information technology school

>>149272233
dont do it mate. I shagged a bloater and her pussy smelled like a fisherman's bucket

>>149273072

Face it, F1 just isn't that interesting

>>149273102
beggin you to get on the tools and be a bricky instead

>>149272983
>I'm a bit slower than average.
Do you feel like you are actually a talented programmer?
>>149273102
Is it a very theoretical study path? Do they not have anything more practical? I know several people who studied programming and none of them got even one math course.

>>149273124
I don't think brick layers earn good money in eastern europe, they all come here to work for peanuts.

>>149273148
>I don't think brick layers earn good money in eastern europe
does anyone?

>>149273072

>>149273134
It's the more practical one. I like the low level hardware stuff so far. I'm going with the part more closely related to hardware because pure software is in jeopardy.

>>149273148
>>149273155
Yes, I have relatives working in Belgium/Netherlands

>>149273155
I'm assuming that if he managed to finish high school without doing trade school he is not going to become a brick layer.

>>149272888
>>149272763
lad
>>149272964
>morning
too much drinking ?

>>149273166
>I'm going with the part more closely related to hardware because pure software
So the course splits off into multiple paths after the first year I assume? Then I guess you will be alright after you slog through the first year. But you, your friends, and your family know you the best, they could give better advice than I can.
>>149273198
>too much drinking ?
Nope, just scatterbrained

>>149273186
"Nah, im a white guy"

>>149273248
It splits off after the 2nd year. I had 2 uni choices in my city (I wasn't going to go to the dumpster called București or Cluj aka the gay and capital of Romania).

Out of those 2 unis, mine is the "technical" one. So I'll probably be going with the technical branch of the technical uni.

>>149273121
>3.5/5
>FRESH
fuck this gay shit

>>149273186
things must be different there. couple mates of mine are "brickys" (meaning they have mixers and troughs and just go site to site saying they're brickys) and are getting like $3 per brick. lay a few hundred a day on some cunt's new build house an hour from the city and it's good money for work any spastic can do

they have no qualifications

>>149271919
>hulk and his 12 sons

>>149273417
That's basically the opposite of /f1/

>>149269067
OYIGHT GUYS
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>>149273417
>racing scenes good
>narrative in between bad
who gives a shit? It's a race car movie - not citizen kane

>>149273291
rip skyking

>>149269085
Norris or Bearman because Ferrari are retards.

>>149273474

>>149272774
>Actually 4, could even be 5
>I'm in my first year only

not even saying you're dumb but maybe uni isnt what works for you

>>149273548
He's just bad at tests, some people can't remember things when they're put on a clock

>>149269969
based chudjar

*farts silently into this thread*

>>149272774
drop out and become a town rapist

>>149273497
>who gives a shit
well that's probably like 60% of the movie or more

thinking back; they hid the film cars pretty well when they were on track with the real cars
cant recall seeing them on the broadcast once, only a few glimpses of the (closed) garage

alonso

>>149273586
That, I hate how much it all hinges on 1 singular test. All universities are like that anyways

>>149273684
how did you pass hs and gain admission to uni if you can't take a test to save your life?

>>149271382
Those posts are quite clearly me mocking how much his replies resemble that of a bot.

Kimi-Matias Räikkönen

8=====DÖ

Giancarlo Fisichella

>>149272774
Sounds like you need to spend less time on /f1/ and more time hittin' them books nigga
We should get twain to visit your house with his belt

you called?

>>149273291
based

F1 the Album is the soundtrack album for the 2025 film F1, directed by Joseph Kosinski. It is scheduled to be released by Atlantic Records and Apple Video Programming on June 27, 2025, the same day as the film's North American theatrical release.

>1. "Lose My Mind" (Don Toliver featuring Doja Cat)
>2. "No Room for a Saint" (Dom Dolla featuring Nathan Nicholson)
>3. “Drive" (Ed Straw)
>4. "Just Keep Watching" (Tate McRae)
>5. "Messy" (Rosé)
>6. "Don't Let Me Drown" (Burna Boy)
>7. “Fortunate Son” (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
>8. "Grandma Calls the Boy Bad News" (Raye)
>9. "Bad as I Used to Be" (Chris Stapleton)
>10. "Baja California" (Myke Towers)
>11. “What I've Done/End Credits” (Linkin Park)

*vrooms*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHIqdU7rIv8

>>149273905
>11. “What I've Done/End Credits” (Linkin Park)
you actually made me check

>>149273866
thanks

>>149273983
Y-you thought "Drive" by Ed Straw was a legit song?

>>149273910
is amx the only driver who drivers in other series?
i know it's 'just' testing

Luca Badoer

>>149274011
I honestly read it as Ed Sheeran until you said that

>>149274011
>was
bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv2rLZmbPMA&list=RDWv2rLZmbPMA&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCnDuR0oWYM

>>149274047
>Ed Straw
i didn't notice it
my brain went instant ed sheeran

If you were given $250,000,000 to make F1: the Movie, what kind of film would you make?
Who would you cast as the hero drivers?
Who would you cast as the villain?
Who would you cast as the goofy best friend?
Who would you cast as the love interest/eye candy?

>>149272674
maybe the IQ test was administered by retards

>>149274102
It was certainly taken by one.

>>149274101
High budget version of this with f1 cars
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N2IWxqvsSY8

>>149274101
>Who would you cast as the love interest/eye candy?
Potentially controversial suggestion to get us started
>Sydney Sweeney stars as “Maxine Verstyappin”, a Dutch female racing pilot who most overcome the biased Anglo media (and the challenge of having breasts that don’t fit in the cockpit) to win the World Drivers Championship

>>149272674
so you immediately came home and did your math homework and hit the books before even glancing at four channel?

>>149274169
kino!

>>149274101
it would be an animated film. the prospect of hiring people to play racing drivers is repulsive to me. simple as that

>>149274101
I'd make a movie about the 2021 season from the point of view of Michael Masi, his downfall and persecution.

>>149274101
A remake of 12 angry men where they debate Abu Dhabi 2021 (Masi did nothing wrong) that costs me $20M because we shoot the entire thing on a sound stage
Then I embezzle the other $230M
>Who would you cast as the hero drivers?
Ryan Gosling
>Who would you cast as the villain?
Samuel L Jackson
>Who would you cast as the goofy best friend?
Jonah Hill
>Who would you cast as the love interest/eye candy?
McKenna Grace

>>149274400
kek

Mika Salo

>>149274400
>McKenna Grace
good taste

>>149274400
Who plays Masi? Or will he be an unseen personality that dominates existence, like God?

>>149274101
A New Hope but it's Formula 1.

Mercedes is the Empire, Hamilton is Vader, Leia is Horner, Verstappen is Luke, Nico Rosberg is Han Solo and Newey's notebook is the Death Star plans.

>>149274101
POD racing in space
Tom Crusie, Tom Hanks, RD Jr.
Will Smith or Idris Elba
Robert Pattison
Penelope Kvyat

>>149274512
>>149274516
>only 9s apart
WOW! (and it's ending)

>>149274516
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

>>149274400
>McKenna Grace
Based taste.

>>149274400
>>149274463
I'm always extremely conflicted when actresses I knew as little children turn out to be smoking hot.

>>149274512
Formula: a Pod Racing Tale
>Young kid Verstappen mogs podracing
>Gets btfo by FIA council repeatedly
>Gets groomed by Darth Bernie
>Ignores all rules
>Wins every race by 10 laps
>Yuki Skywalker defeats him on final race by shunting him into the battery storage facilities in the pits

>>149274101
a Movie about the 2021 season
Henry Cavill as Max Verstappen
Ron Jeremy in blackface as Lewis Hamilton

>>149274483
Also Ryan Gosling but we digitally race swap him to look more Italian.

>>149274101
A 90’s Die Hard ripoff (ala picrel). The Las Vegas grand prix has been taken hostage by supposed terrorists, but their real goal is to rob the casinos!! Starring Tom Hardy as the washed-up cop reluctant hero. Giovani Ribisi as the ratty but charming terrorist. Alexandra Daddario as the ex-wife who was attending the race and falls back in love with Tom.

>>149274600
I forgot

>>149274596
>Ron Jeremy in blackface as Lewis Hamilton
kek
>>149274600
>ocon didn't see that.jpg

>>149274600
Is Stephen Paddock in this movie somewhere?

>>149274573
I feel the opposite

>>149274597
Masi should be played by based Eric Bana

>>149274636
>Stephen Paddock
*Stephen Pit-building
>>149274657
mm, he does have the chopper read build down

>>149274600
This would be fucking based.
>Bruce Willis playing Schumacher
>Jewel gets stolen by hiding it on an f1 car which crashes
>Frank Williams tampers with steering columns on all the cop cars
>Sprinklers activated on strip to throw off cops

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

>>149274573

>>149274735
16,18,14,15 the rest

>>149274735
Yeah that's another one of them.

always watching

8,11,13 then 28

>>149274862
>That many chips

>>149274735
F

>>149274862
>2 wine glasses
>1 plate of food

>>149274928

>>149274886
That is a normal portion of fries

>>149275039

>>149274981
Gee Alex, you have two cuck chairs?

>>149275210
>that flag
>mistakes the couch on the right for a chair
checks out

>>149275308
>>mistakes the couch on the right for a chair
Depending on the size of the lad it may still only count as a chair

>>149271262
50% of OF hoes whore themselves for 50$/month
It's the perfect homage have a hoe racing and advertising OF for free

The good news for today is that I went karting

>>149274981
>Computer, enhance!

>>149275591
Neat. I'm going karting with the boys for the first time in 20 years this summer. Any tips?

>>149275610
don't lose your finger

now that the dust has settled, should prost have been dqed from the 1989 championship and should senna have been dped from the 1990 championship?

>>149276256
>should senna have been dped

>>149275971
On what?

>>149276256
No to either. I like when drivers are allowed to fight dirty.

>>149275610
Have fun (:

>>149276342
kart

>>149276409
Gracias amigo, looking forward to it. Been way too long.

>>149276439
What you get for playing bumper cars

I've seen Max's dick

>>149276495
At this point the only person who didn't see it is Kelly

>>149276514
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>149276514
so penelope has seen it? max giving senna vibes

>>149276534
Nah, pretty sure that Helmut saw it too

any vegas anons know the odds on the goblin dnfing in austria?

>>149276439
fake and gay

>>149276641
I've got it from the internet and why would anyone lie on the internet?

>>149276256
No, and maybe.
Prost was never going to get DQd from the whole season because of an incident he would argue was aggressive defending but nothing more. (Also he was 16 point ahead with 18 points left to score, he could have left Senna by and clinched the title as long as he finished above 4th so he had no reason to crash on purpose). Senna's DSQ from that race was by the book so it wouldn't have been overturned either, so he couldn't have won the title.
1990 would have been similarly hard to win for Prost because of the dropped points rule (he would have needed to score 14 points more than Senna, again in 2 races, to cover the 9 point deficit I think). It comes down to whether you think Senna's move was retarded enough to warrant a season DSQ, or him boasting about it later was retarded enough to retroactively ban him.

>>149276854
>clinched the title as long as he finished above 4th
2nd actually I think, again because of the 11 best results rule. Either way he had a comforable margin

>>149276611
no idea, but I just found that NARB was 20 to 1 to win in Austria last year so some retards made a lot of money.

Every driver I don't like should be disqualified

>>149276930
This, but specifically about Lewis' sprint "win"

>>149276930
Hulk doing 26 solo races (+sprints) is indeed the only thing that could save this sport.

>>149276923
he's 10 to 1 this year

>>149267428

>>149276930
me about Vettel

Every driver that went to the F1 movie premiere should have all their points removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppz-37x5FLk

>>149277066
Agreed.

>>149277076
goodwood soon

haha wouldn't it be funny if max signed with mercedes over the summer break

>>149277159
>come and play george
>come and play with lance

>>149277179
“If you need to compromise my race, do it. Prioritize lance.”
https://youtu.be/45Xl4okz1Ss

>>149264882
Be honest /f1/, would you buy a life-sized sex doll if you had the money for it?

>>149277159
this is whats gonna happen

>>149277249
I have the money, no.

do any anons ever get sad remembering certain drivers or should I kill myself?
not talking about serious championship contenders or otherwise high-profile drivers but people like Ratzenberger for example.
also these two. I think it would absolutely crush me if I were to see my younger brother pass away with my own two eyes. I almost did actually.

>>149277179
I thought that Lance was ending his F1 career and was planning to start playing tennis professionally.
Bongs were saying it so it must by true

>>149277249
I feel like my money would be better spent on prostitutes. They clean themselves

>>149277528
That's a subscription service

>>149277528
>They clean themselves
bold assumption

>>149271610
Edd does the only good ratings

>>149277388
Get your shit together, you're being overly emotional

rolling for hamilshart to get dropped at the end of the year

Why don't we have pictures of F1 drivers that shat themselves? If I were an F1 driver I'd shit myself all the time. Sometimes even while driving the car.

Similarly I was just wondering about female drivers on their period. Especially during an endurance race, with a heavy flow. Imagine the smell.

>>149277388
Pedro Rodriguez won Le Mans (could've also been some lesser race) with Leo Kinnunen if I remember correctly which I might not

but so yes, i remember those two

>>149277388
>Rodriguez bros
The best thing to do for most dead drivers is to celebrate their achievements, and not let them fade into obscurity. OR take the blackpill and realize that most of them were nepobabies that got a chance at doing something they liked. Death was always a possibility, it just caught some sooner than later.

>>149278290
I plan on dying one day

>>149273063
>There was an anon once that wanted to go to college, but was anxious about the fact that he was in his early 30s. He felt like most of his classmates were gonna be much younger, and that he would be getting his degree at basically 40yo. Another anon told him "wether you get your degree or not, you'll be 40yo anyways. You can be 40yo with a degree, or 40yo without one".
>If you really want it, go for it. The alternative is accomplishing nothing.
Pretty based im stealing that one in case I need it in the future

I should get into the stock market
>mercedes and russell coming through
>hadjar pumping
>williams was the sure thing
>holding ferrari for the meme

>>149278741
this made me miss april fools trading

>>149278189
F1 drivers only shit on other drivers, like Alonso got shit on by Ocon, bro

>>149278760
was better than board mergers in my opinion
I miss my stack of YTSB

>>149278741
>sainz with the same value
lol

>>149278763
>only shit on other drivers
then why is there no dubai gp?

zesty relaxation

>>149279353
What is he listening to?

>>149279834
But nothing nonce related was posted

500

>>149279980
im 500

>>149279996
ol ass mf

Love this lanky nigga

>>149273610

WHERE'S THE FUCKING /new/ SHITHEADS

>>149280307
read >>149265248 (OP) retard. no need for new atm

>>149280324
You don't talk to me like that.

>>149280228
>>149280228
>>149280228
New

>>149278741
canada was bit of a meme race in hindsight

I don't like Mexicans. Glad Poorez is out.

>>149280475
>>149280475
>>149280475

>>149280408

>>149280487