Grass GOAT edition

>Scores
https://flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
https://tennis2.sportshub.stream/
https://freestreams-live.fi/

Previous: >>149230932

you gotta stop including sportshub it's not a thing anymore

>spill nadal
What does the umpire in Badosa's match mean by this. He isn't even playing

>>149267819 (OP)
Not only the goat on grass but the KING of tennis.

something about that nike outfit makes their boobies look good

Fuck happen to sports hub?

>draper plays the next day
>carlos gets a day off
Hmm.

>>149268136
He looks more berber/moorish than the average Moroccan there, disgusting.

pennis

>>149267998
>>149246983

Katerina ):

Worst Emma so cute and plappable

Me wandering blindly around the internet smashing into walls trying to find tennis scorelines until the /tennis/ op links me to Flashscore

>>149267805
Sadly there’s no proper servebots like Isner anymore to serve over the women’s heads. Opelka could never

grass season?

>>149267779
Money always wins in the end

Paula :)

Paula :)
Emma :(

>>149268480
not bad bants.

>Name
Clara Tauson
>Born
2002 – Denmark
>Height & weight
6 ft – ~121 lb
>Plays
Right-handed (2HBH)
>Grunt
Low-medium volume ("uuh")
>Coach
Kasper Elsvad (previously coached by a former Kasatkina coach)
>First win at a major
2020 FO, vs. Brady
>First win vs. a top 5 player
2025 Dubai 3R, vs. Sabalenka
>Best result at a major
4R – 2024 FO [lost to Jabeur]
>Best result at a M1000
F – 2025 Dubai [lost to Andreeva]
>Record vs. top 10
4-8
>Favoured surface
Hard court
>Strengths
Baseline playing, FH prowess, serve
>Weaknesses
Movement, not much of a plan B in "off" days, mild self-confidence issues
>Distinctive features
Tall, visor, topknot hairdo, small lower mandible
>Next game
Tomorrow vs. Blinkova (Nottingham 250)

>>149268775
>~121 lb
Doubt

>>149268419
lmao

>>149268775
Nickname: bunnyfu

>>149268873
yeh
150 at least

>>149268900
in each cheek

Tauson would make an excellent cute pig farmer.

>>149268994
built for tummy rubs and jiggles

so soft, squishy and grabbable...

Mensik more like Menshit

>>149268994
Somebody give this girl some goddamn broccoli instead of mcdonalds

Dayana :)

Mirra and Diana should've won this in 2 sets

MiDi ):

>Navarro out
welp no interesting tennis for this week I guess

>Jakubo

Mensik confirmed fraud?

>>149269527
Bautista is semi-elite on grass, and Jakubo too young.
Maybe a bit too soon to call him out.

Mirra should just play the bong swing next year, Germany clearly doesn't agree with her. I blame Diana for dragging her over there because she's got her Bad Homburg points to defend next week

You now remember Mensik won Miami

>>149269616
No I've had with "huh just more time". If you're winning a Slam and 4 Masters by the time you're 20 you're a FRAUD

quality match

The beauty of the White American woman must not perish from this earth

No one called Jakub is going to be elite let’s be real
Can he go by Kuba?

>>149269900
What about Jack?

>When your allowance comes a day late

>>149269970
>the content is me

>>149269970

Murray is to Djokovic was Roddick was to Federer.

>>149269992
what Roddick*

Hannah and Kvitova both get Wimbledon wildcards :)

Girl's thirsty

>>149270079
She's gonna break Grug's heart and sink his tennis career

>>149270090
Binners plan is working as intended

>>149269986
>>149269998
cute!

>>149270060
One should have been given to Boisson

>>149269999

Drapist bros?

>>149270148
Popyrin's top 5 on grass, no need to panic

Did a mini-tornado hit Queen's or something.

Draper does not, never did and never shall pass the eye test

farkin hell need to ration having the old pc on in the room in this weather likes

Ruud might've broken Draper

jack is more of a slow court specialist really

>>149270255
Get a blower.

>>149270276
What did Vukov get her?

Tbf it's absolutely boiling in London rn

>>149270335
Will we ever see rain again within our lifetime?

>>149270079
They are fucking each other

>>149270363
>brown hands emoji
.

>>149270301
a cradle

>>149270363
I imagine Grug gets so excited seeing her naked he busts an ace

>>149270363
I wouldnt consider grugg to be brown. He is a from spain. He is white

>>149270363
They'd create such a hideous paleolithic beast

Jack doing some nice work at the net.

Hate how Emma only posts boring tennis stuff on her insta

zheng getting bleached

Anyone else feel like Sinner is rizzing up Navarro? I mean they're competing in USO in the mixed doubles and Navarro is an introvert like Sinner and she has some similarity to Kalinskaya...

Told y’all before draper is deliberately ducking uk hype. He’ll continue to peak Nov-Mar

This popyrin bozo is that boring boring genre of players who peaks out of their mind against interesting players then jobs to like Novak isn’t he

>>149270968
Thought this was Jodie Comer.

Just stood up and shouted ENGLAND

>>149271047
Yeah

It's coming home

Meh, enough of this gutless toff it's time to watch a real British tennis player in Dan 'the working man' Evans

I never stopped believing.

Jack :)

popeye you spinach-choking fuck

Give me runekino NOW

>>149271151
in b4
>3-6
>1-3 RET
t. watched a holgah match before

If you had to choose would you rather have amazing sex and children with the beautiful white goddess called Emma Navarro or the ugly mutt emma raducanu?

>>149270354
yes, every day between 30th June and 13th July as usual, whilst everybody cunts on about how it's ALWAYS raining in England

Stef is shit

>>149271361
Navarro

>>149271070
Dan 'line of coke in Wetherspoons bathroom' The Man Evans

>>149271070
Evans can be quite fun to watch.

Casper is joining the WTA so he might be able to win a slam

Linda :)

>>149271695
kind of ironic that Linda means beautiful in Portuguese, and she looks like that.

>>149271720
kys

>>149271745
I agree with this comment. Making fun of someone's physical appearance is really poor behavior.

>>149271758
Yeah and Linda isn't ugly

>>149271758

Can /tennis/ interpret my dream?

I was playing tennis against roger Federer and it was 2-2 in the first set Roger was serving and I was ahead 30-15 and I call his serve out, a double faulting. We decided that it was a close call so (even though I knew it was out) we went to video replay machines. This ends up taking way too long and somehow we finally get back to it but we’re not playing tennis anymore we’re playing poker. And then I woke up.

>>149272487
if your dreams don't involve sex with your wtafus, you're probably gay

>>149271794
Nice Legs

Dan Evans more like Kwab Kwevans

Unpopular opinion: Lys is ugly on the inside, she reminds me of some basic Ukrainian whore, who has OF and has no talents, but showing off her body
FUCK EVA LYS!

>>149272522
@Grok is this true?

OLE MCDONALD HAD A FARM E I E I O

>>149273151
The "if your dreams don't involve sex with your wtafus, you're probably gay" comment is clearly an ironic shitpost — it’s mocking the idea that dreams must reflect sexual desire, especially in a /tennis/ setting where people often joke about parasocial attachments to WTA players.

Here’s the layered humor:

The original dream is detailed, surreal, and totally non-sexual, despite involving a legendary male tennis player (Federer).

The reply throws in a bait-style take, as if to say: “Where’s the dream about your tennis waifus? Why are you dreaming about Federer and poker?”

It’s both poking fun at how absurd dream interpretation threads can be and how some corners of sports-fandom online culture (like /tennis/) have meme-ified their "wtafus."

So no, it’s not true, and it wasn’t meant to be true. It’s a post-ironic jab with a knowingly unhinged vibe — classic imageboard humor.

Poone

>>149272487
Your subconscious mind knows he's a fake person and only displays "sportsmanship" as PR. If nobody can possibly know it's out but you he's not gonna just fess up.

Poker similarly is a game entirely about deception and dishonesty. It switched to poker because subconsciously you understand it's a more appropriate game for this phoney curated persona jerk.

>>149271000
she's not his type, he's more into plasticky bogged up walled milfy bimbos while navarro is a young, down-to-earth girl-next-door type who doesn't even wear make-up. he could be trying to consolidate a bigger wealth pool and marry into her dynasty though, everything he does is calculated

>>149273388
damn, that’s deep

I simultaneously want to watch Rune cause he’s box office yet feel honestly and deep heartedly that I have never seen him hit a good shot
How do I reconcile these positions

His career is over, right?

>>149274377
there's no shame in being Michelson's pigeon. Zverev is Cerundolo's and Fritz's pigeon and he's still a top player. Tsitsipas just needs more time with Goran, he'll be back losing slam finals again don't worry

Lmao no one cares about doubles “specialists”

>>149274377
He will continue coasting by but yeah, never gonna win a slam now. Novak should charge for psychological training once he retires.

>>149274648
>mixed doubles
even worse than a doubles specialist

>>149274648
Would you rather see Jan Zielinski or Jannik Sinner play? Really really tough call here....

>>149274648
kwab

>>149274648
He really said "two grand slams in mixed doubles" as if that was on the same level of Alcaraz or Sinner winning 2 slams a year. You would have thought mixed doubles merchants would have enough self awareness.

>>149274706
Jan Zielinski and Hsieh Su-wei would wipe the floor with Jannik Sinner and Emma Navarro

>>149274942
Maybe 5 people in the entire world even give a fuck. Significantly more would rather see Sinner and Navarro mess around for an hour against Emma and Grug.

naked emma in socks bros we won

I hope all doubles sspecialisys die in thier sleep.

https://youtu.be/x2xNFX8dRwM?si=mAZkf_XMzcEa7upy

>>149275048
The whole thing is pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6sExDACzzk

>>149275563
I hope Iga makes up the majority

>>149275048
>>149275296
Socks on last for me too.

attention everyone! i will now post pretty tennis girls and a funny tennis related video

>>149275296
kek at the Rafa impression.

*eagerly sits down and waits patiently*

that is all for today!
but i have to add, >>149276060 this potato photo is one of the sexiest she ever posted, the shape of her thighs, the distance between them, the shadows, her facial expression, everything radiates sex

She didn’t care about him until he had five slams

>>149276060
>>149276100
>>149276144
>>149276194
>>149276258
>>149276270
>>149276379
lovely pics :)

>>149276379
Too bad she also posted that she's still injured and will miss Eastbourne but I will take the picture as a compensation

Carlos earned that sweet and sour pussy

>>149275048
She said she puts them on last unfortunately
But I do enjoy that he got away with the line 'let's imagine you're fully naked' in an interview with her and Boulter and somehow didn't get cancelled

>>149276494
>>149276573
thank you! i take pride in my work and select only the finest ig photos to post here

>>149274942
Doubles isn't a real sport. It's genuinely sub-exhibition.

>>149276073
Casper getting mogged here, Nadal completely mentally dominated him before the match

>>149276885
i take pride in my work and post only the lewdest photos that get posted on TF/reddit

>>149276258
Poor Olga will never understand anything the way people communicate to her :(

>>149277072
you are the true inspiration!

pennis

>>149269970
looks like a facialabuse still with the cum removed

>>149274648
for me it's grigor squared

>>149275563
Haven't seen the piece that headline is from so let's guess:
>I8a
>Jobber
>Emmlignz
>Sabalenka
>Gauff

i liked last years nike outfit

>>149281684
my penick likes her arms-torso joint sections!

>>149279911
<3
somehow i knew this would be the first thing you'd post

>NO WILD CARD FOR LOIS BOISSON AT WIMBLEDON
>After reaching the semi-finals at Roland Garros the french woman will have to go through qualifying for the London Grand Slam
Sans surprise, hein ! Wimbledon, true to its usual chauvinistic streak, has once again handed out its wild cards at home: 7 out of 8 to Brits, and the last one to Kvitova, a two-time champion there. But ultimately, it's not a big deal. It's even a good thing for Lois to make it through qualifying!

>>149282529
>nooooo this ugly girl who reached the semi of another tournament isn't getting a wild card nooooooooo!!!!
who cares

She got a wildcard??? There is a G_d

>>149282560
Anyway it’s better to go through the qualifiers to test your level, especially on grass

>>149282603
Kinda wid ngl

not my greatest creation, but it's been a while since i did one

>>149283077
cute!

>>149283077
>maybe with alex
:3

His year?

>alcaraz munar
sounds fun

>>149275296
>Raducanu - “Those accents are really good”
is she dumb? they’re impressions not accents??

>>149283527
I went to it on youtube and all the comments are calling them accents too
Is this some retarded zoomer thing? I mean I can assume Emma is retarded but the good people of Youtube surely not

>>149283077

that billionaire boyfriend she had must have fucked the shit out of her.

>>149283688
don't see how when she still has a pristine virgin pusy

not even toys

>>149283688
emma is a good christian girl and would never do it before marriage
that's the reason why they broke up

>gypo
>virgin
lol wat

>>149283688
>clean it up jannies

>>149283688
Carlo blew her back out on the regular. She was a mess after he'd finished with her. That's why she had so many injuries when she was dating him

>>149283783

She went back to Carlo, this is her profile pic on IG, grug could never compete with them billions.

>>149283883
I'm not convinced Grug wants her. Everything has been from her side. Grug just chases the tennis ball like a golden retriever

>>149283883
jfc it's real
I hate this fucking guy he's bad news... jdimsa

best thing about juniors is that they're pure

>>149283450
To win Queen's? Maybe.

>>149283783

I'm pretty sure Grug got paid a big appearance fee to play with her. Grug should have played with Coco, Emma Navarro or Eala, a more wholesome pair. Raducanu is too fake/jaded and it makes Grug look greedy. Raduacanu has been attaching herself to Grug for clicks for years, Grug is probably playing the PR game as well.

>>149284042
They're both with Nike too.

>>149284076
what's that writing mean? nee kay?

>>149284197
me

>>149284042
>Raduacanu has been attaching herself to Grug for clicks for years
This, the 'yours' post and then showing up at his Wimbledon match. They even asked him what she was doing there and his response was 'no idea, ask her'.

I remember she went through a similar phase of wearing Rafa's branded gear like a fangirl, that lasted about 2 months. Rafa was too smart for that PR shit to get involved

>>149280745
Osaka is probably one of them.

>>149284209
She's probably getting paid by Nike to do this stuff.

>>149284222
emma deserves all the money

>>149284197

>>149283987
very very unpleasant hag.

It isn't Sinncaraz but Raducaraz that will save tennis

Wimbledon ladies singles
Year - # of British main draw entries - 1R exits - Best British player result

2014 – 5 – 3 – 2R (Broady & Watson)
2015 – 4 – 3 – 3R (Watson)
2016 – 6 – 4 – 2R (Konta & Moore)
2017 – 5 – 3 – QF (Konta)
2018 – 8 – 5 – 2R (Boulter, Konta & Swan)
2019 – 4 – 1 – QF (Konta)
2021 – 7 – 5 – 4R (Raducanu)
2022 – 7 – 3 – 3R (Boulter & Watson)
2023 – 6 – 4 – 3R (Boulter)
2024 – 7 – 2 – 4R (Raducanu)

>>149284388
um we're about equality around here juniors and hags!

>>149284407
Johanna Saffa years were grim

sneed v scribbles

>>149283987
Yeah I would have sex with her but only in a hotel room with tsitsipas playing a match live on the Television. Preferably a round 2 match. Not sure why but yeah.

>>149284444
>saffa
she's australian?

>>149284519
>Preferably a round 2 match.
You'd have to be quick, he'll be in a bad mood after he loses

>>149284545
Am I meant to keep track of the real country of origin of every fucking mercenary that """represents""" our Queen? they always have fucking 3 levels of backstory as well, like looking up her she's the daughter of hungarian immigrants to Oz then moved to Blighty at 14. NOT ONE FUCKING DROP OF ENGLISH BLOOD.

>felix auger aliassime vs karen khachanov
2018 ahh match.

>>149284591
>>149284671
who?

>>149284689

Emma Raducanu

Lady Sneed definitely not playing her best tennis today :/

Why are all the up and comers womenlets? Give me 6'6+ beauties.

Mein fuhrer…. Schnaider…

>>149283987
paper bag job

>>149284783

Why are all the up and coomers womenlets? Give me 6'6+ beauties.

/ourminge/ is playing

>>149284924
Naked Ann :)

>>149284924

>>149284924
3>1>4>2

I Am As One Pretending To Be A Towel .

I don't know any of those individuals

>>149284984
Correct, botox duck lips in last place

I love pretty white women so much it's unreal

Fraudicks Augay-Alwaysshit

Delose Shalowvalueov

Smash or pass: https://websim.com/@GorgonzolaGary45665823/smash-or-pass-ai

See how beautiful your tennisfu really is

Cute scream

>>149285057
>sex on a hard court
man that's gonna be rough on the knees

CAM ON MIMI

/tennis/ btfo

>>149285094
Princess Mimi.

emmabros....

Just 8? Faggot AI

just heatmaxxing in my room today. sick of worrying about, oh I'll go to the library it's cool there, i'll go out for lunch, ill go for a walk, i'll sit downstairs its cooler air rises blah blah. laptop on, sweating in my dark little box watching tenny.

The AI has spoken

>>149285204
what is it like 15c?

>>149285213
If it thinks Vendy has smol tits though, I'm unconvinced as to the veracity of it's findings

>>149285213
>Her tits may be small
Wondering what the AI would consider big tits then

>>149285224
26, and im on the 4th floor and as you know every floor adds a degree, so it's really 30

me as the ball

Shnaider should wear a hat, shes aging her face.

>dude fuckity fuck fuck shit balls
AI was a mistake

>>149285181

let's try again

>>149285213
>>149285221
Maybe AI won't be the death of us afterall.

not like this...

whenever they play 2 competing tournaments at once like queens/halle the 2 winners should play off afterwards like the supercup in soccer

>>149285235
I know somebody is going to put Jana into it and I just want to announce right now that it will NOT be me.

Lehecka playing like prime Sampras right now.

Iva is 7/10 confirmed

>>149284924
I think I can see her rybakinipple!

>>149285213
>her tits may be small
this AI needs to get a clue

one for kittington

>>149285240
Me as the racket

>>149285336

third time is a charm

Minggebros...

>>149285438
This AI is definitely a raving homosexual.

Sinner already preparing his backup career in case the next ban is permanent

>>149285438
You are clearly photoshopping Emma in over a review of some other ugly player like Badosa.

Diana :(

apologize

we did it emmaniggers

Diana ): had the momentum then choked with those double faults JFC

>>149285213
>AI is a nonce
well what a surprise - not

>>149285467
>oh noes the AI generator thinks the woman I want to fuck is ugly you must be tricking us
stand by your convictions ffs, who cares if it keeps rating her badly

>>149285181
Based

>>149285446
AI thinks she's a dog and she's about to get bageled by Magda fucking Linette, not her day really is it?

>>149285509
The "AI" is simply trained on a few photos and it bases the answer on that training dataset

>>149285466
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLEyI4SMtkP/
What the f*ck is this

Alcaraz or Sinner when they finally get a stable gf need to propose to them after they won a slam final, it would be so romantic and cute

>>149285470
to scribbles of all people :(

>>149285567
Like all men more successful than me they are faggots

>>149285567

Carloth will end up with a net worth of around half a billion dollars when is all said and done, not too shabby.

>>149285400
10/10 in my heart and that's all that matters

>>149285662

oh no, no no no

Marketa is good again?

>>149285684
did my heart stutter? 10/10

>>149285684
her dick?

>>149285708
uhhhh ivabros???

>>149285749
there's several lewd images showing the opposite (i shan't be posting them)

>>149285708
The AI is a raving homo or it has simply been on /pol/ too long and every woman is now a tranny

Minge lost but at least she has a Wimbledong WC

this ai is very lewd

>>149285791

>>149285684
>her dick
AI thinks Iva is a troon, black day for /xyz/
based Alina enjoyer though

princess xu got an 8/10

>>149271372
Amen, mate. One of the most annoying elements of 'weather chats' here is 99% of the time they're not even fucking accurate.

>>149285850
>>149285888
pick a 10/10 image

>>149285929
collins boobs got a 9/10 i don't know what a 10 would be

>>149276884
Most countries are like us and actually pretty laid back and not bothered by stuff like that. They probably do it in your country because of sex pests such as Luis Rubiales and Jorge Vilda and the debacle they created.

>>149285942

>>149285929
>>149285942

>>149285962
8

>>149285942
pre-op Halep, they were like footballs

propa coomer hours diss

>>149285962
>Looks like she can handle a pounding
Eva Lys v Iga Swiatek Extended Highlights | Australian Open 2025 Fourth Round

I WANT TO FUCK VAGINA

Do a peak Nadal one

>>149285978
>>149285995
surely the ai must rate swan highly

>>149286003
basically my internal monologue when i watch WTA

>>149286011

>>149286012

>>149286011

>>149286036
Is that a girl AI?

Ok what the FUCK is a Soney Kartal

>>149286065
I think it changes its gender based on the pic

>>149286080
Some kind of Turkish bloke.

>>149286043
how perfect does one have to be for a 10/10

F

>>149286153
Did well to come up after her arm got sliced up.

>>149286153
You know remember when Kanepi had 5 matchballs against Kvitova in the 2010 Wimbledon QF and still lost

>>149275296
>Emma pronounces it "larst"
Good girl.

>>149286153
>denied Rybakina the sunshine double
bitch

Boulterbros?

Rybs is a flop

Lena already being retarded

Beyond washed

I adore Siniakova's hair

>>149286357
So do I. The bullying she receives in these threads need to stop.

Fearnbros...

>>149286407
when even

>>149286427
Lewd

Locked in now

>>149286427
w-what's happening here?

>Siniakova doesn't bounce the ball when serving
Am curious, who else doesn't bounce?

I want to smell her armpit in the end of the match. A giant whiff of it.

This Frog is mad.

The cardboard shanty town of pooblev

>>149286489
Gaston I think
Bartoli although she's retired

>Pooblev
lol
lmao

First ATP quarter-final for England's brave Jacob Fearnley.

How did Rabbie Bautista Agut slither to a QF in the year of our Lord deux mille vingt cinq

lena :)

>>149286846
Comically oversized trophy.

gigachin just radiates chad energy

>>149286864
Bigger the better.

>>149286841
grass is his best surface, he isn't that old either.

>>149286031
based emma

Lena :)

>>149286981
It's funny because she's perhaps the most notorious gold digger on tour

Elena :) Katie :)

Ashlyn/Pegula ):

>>149287045
yeh but that is earned via herself and getting deals, that is seperate from artificially saying everyone should get the same pay regardless of of how any tickets are sold and/or how much it can be sold to broadcasters

>>149287045
How so? She lucked herself to a Grand Slam and used it and her looks to get a shitton of endorsements. I'd probably do the same.

>>149287059
she looks so much more healthy, she really did look ill a year ago onwards to a few months ago

>>149286981
she's lucky to not have to 'play for money' because she gets so many endorsement deals thrown at her, shame she can't see out of her bubble and think about the rest of the tour

>>149287071
the joke is some anons think there is some morality that has to be abided by when the reality is they would do exactly what some of these players do. In fact i don't think there are any players who would not go for the money outside of the prize money on offer if they could. the ones crying obviously can't get sponsorship worth anything to cry home about

>>149287106
Yes because you think about other people don't you? Have you given the taxman above what is required to "think about other people"? Of course not.

>>149287080
I'm pretty relieved too that everything seems to be getting better
She talked about her allergies/lack of sleep which affected her in an interview a few days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szd7cKl11xo

Rybakina/Tranny next match we're toast

>>149287130
>Yes because you think about other people don't you?
Yes
>Have you given the taxman above what is required to "think about other people"? Of course not.
Ludicrous analogy.

>>149287071
>She lucked herself to a Grand Slam
Stop.

>>149287161
Well when is she going to repeat that feat?

>>149287161
You're right, she did stop winning

>>149287179
My girl Emlingz just needs more time.

Lena :)

>>149287158
>I require rules to change so I change
there are billionaires demanding taxes go higher. The thing is there is nothing stopping them giving more to the tax man. Instead they do a nice tax scam where they write off part of their income by "giving" to charity. In effect they actually increase their money by doing so.
Moral niggers are the worst and hypocrites.

THE Lorenzo Sonego?

>zverv

Warm today.

Coco's outfit looks stupid

not sure if this is germany-only? alcaraz stream on yt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZso2Awwb7E

wang is always taped up

>>149287273
doesnt work for me

>>149287208
What are you babbling about the taxman for? Nobody is talking about tax other than you. Raducanu (and the debate she's referencing) is about prize money paid to individuals by tournament organisers.
Also please don't take this the wrong way but although I'm not going to reveal specifically what I do for a living on here I can assure you that I forgot more about the UK tax system whilst having a shit this morning than you have likely ever learned. Not an insult, just a fact.

The Wimbledon qualifying wildcard playoffs are under way and there are two places available to fight for in this mini-tournament.

Katie Swan coasted to victory in her opening match and will next play Allegra Korpanec Davies, who won her opener in straights and may have earned a few crumbs of affection from Jaroslava in doing so.

14 year old Megan Knight, already signed to IMG, won 6-4 7-5 against ITF hack Naiktha Bains, who is nearly twice her age. In the top half, Brooke Black continued her lousy form by losing 7-5 7-5 despite leading with a break in both sets.

Knight plays ex college player Angelica Blake next, with the winner of that to face Swan/Korpanec Davies.

>>149287267
standard crop top outfit for her

is Halle the fifth Slam?

>>149287314
>do for a living
>sits in /tennis/ all day
nice larp fag, amazing the amount of millionaires there are on 4chan - a miracle. The point is that moral fags cry about equality when the reality is they are not even doing the same amount of work. So even before equal money is discussed then first of all equal amounts of work is needed, not artificially DEI everything because it is the "moral" thing to do.

>>149287398
Seventh Slam after the Netflix Slam and the Six Kings Slam

>>149285336
>>149285221
I thought it hated Asians but nope

caca gauff

>>149287208
>Instead they do a nice tax scam where they write off part of their income by "giving" to charity
Actual rich people aren't rich because of income, they're rich because of assets
>In effect they actually increase their money by doing so
Making tax deductible donations to charity reduces your taxable income but it doesn't magically give you more money than you gave away. If it did then what's stopping you from using this infinite money cheat code, smart guy?

two pushers doing the hardest to push on grass

>caca goof

>>149287332
Thanks m8.

Charlie struggling a bit with Munar

>>149287723
Munar is top500 on grass

are Katie :)

Send that Turk back to Marmaris

Heh, my boy Zverev. Now that's a true Hamburger Jung.

>>149287435
>nice larp fag, amazing the amount of millionaires there are on 4chan - a miracle.
you're off in your fantasy world again lad. I'm certainly not a millionaire or anywhere close to being one, nor am I ever likely to be. I do work full time from home though, which affords me a few minutes here and there to shitpost on here.
I will say that the fact you automatically conflated the fact that I work in a tax/finance adjacent role with being a millionaire does go some way to proving my earlier point about the knowledge gap you're looking at here though.
Don't be so insecure - there are no doubt countless things that you know more about than me, you just didn't pick one of them this time :)

Coco is not a grass player

Kwabff

>fearnley and munar wearing all black
They're embracing the heat today.

clay-to-grass transition strikes again

Xinyu :)

>>149283077
please, post more of similar posts

>>149288172
Nice Wang

>>149285466
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zlSJH2G191k?feature=share
Hes a good singer

THE Jaume Munar?

Based Charles creating some first round tension

Carlingz just needs more time…

>>149288812
literal whos.
Eden Silva is one of the most brazilian names ever though.

>>149288812
Sexo

alcabros, what's going on here?

VAMOS
MUUUUUUUNNAR

The Ethiopian bro tried to warn us about his potential many times.
One of the promissing Spanish youngsters no doubt

>>149288878
Just a typical early grug match where he needs to figure out what to do on the surface before he clicks into gear.

>>149288880
He's 28

>>149288843
>Eden Giselle Silva (born 14 March 1996) is a British tennis player of Russian and Sri Lankan descent who specializes in doubles
Interesting.

>>149288812
REALLY don't like these high shorts women wear that hides their belly button.

>Sinner vs Bublik is about to start to
How many for the new musical talent?

>British commentators constantly talking about how hot the conditions are in London
They always talk about how Wimbledon can't be moved because it has to be in summer but gee if the British summer is so tough maybe they should just move it anyway

>>149289070
>british people talking about the weather
Many such cases.

They could simply move the tournament to Inverness

>>149289095
big tennis scene in inverness is there?

>>149289120
What is it with Asians and becoming hyper obsessed with celebrities

Reminder that only a tiny bit of the UK is warm

>>149289156
No idea

>>149289173
I wouldn't even take off my jacket below 32

yesterday highs there
>>149289173

right now

>>149289173
vgh... get me to those remote scottish isles.....

>>149289204
would kill you with one punch

grugsters...

Based Munar painting the lines 3 times in a row to send this Cro-Magnon back to Ibiza.

All the reventaring is taking its toll

Carlos is finished

One of those days he has a 20% first serve and the opponent is super lucky and paints lines for fun.

Nothing you can do.

>>149289517
Munar is no joke

>>149289552
Yes

He's a disgrace

>>149289256
WHORE

>>149289603
He got the Emma virus, serves him right to want to be associated with that shitshow of a player

Munar has NEVER been past the 2nd round of a major. NEVER been top 50. This is a cataclysmic defeat for Raz.

>>149289217
In a country with high humidity and where very few private homes have air con, plus our houses are insulated up the wazoo because keeping heat in (and therefor energy bills down) is a bigger concern for much of the year, it's hot enough.

Classic Carlos

>>149289639
He is better than those stats show.
Similar how Emma is worse.

>>149289641
Insulation works both ways so it's much the same, I have aircon installed though.

umm munarstars...

Munarcels we were close to 5-2

Mmm… ballchilds……

Amanda :)

Buiblik reached his slam QF and has given up on tennis again, maybe forever.

Kei Nishikori has apologised for cheating on his wife with a 32-year-old model:

>“I deeply apologise for causing discomfort to everyone who supports me; tennis fans, tennis associations, sponsors, and other related parties, and for their concern and inconvenience due to my dishonest behavior. In addition, I deeply regret that I made my wife, children, and each ‘parent’ feel hurt. From now on, in order to fulfill my life as a responsible member of society, I will solely focus on tennis competitions and produce results. We will do our best to regain your trust.”

>>149289785
He needs to do the meme doubles slam with penko. That will make him care

>>149289831
A 35 year old man has no business being with a 32 year old girl.
But I also thought affairs were expected in Japanese society, same as in French one.

>>149289831
>I will solely focus on tennis competitions and produce results.
This makes it sound as if you simply have to win enough tennis matches to get a free cheat-on-your-spouse card

>>149289689
>I have aircon installed though.
Bastard lol

Never in doubt, only Rune/Drapist can stop him

This is why Raz matches are uncompelling, it’s always on his racket.

>>149290022
But neither Draper nor Rune are playing in Halle

>Odds to win Berlin Tennis Open
42.1% Sabalenka
13.6% Rybakina
12.1% Badosa
10.6% Anisimova
8.0% Jabeur
7.5% Samsonova
3.3% Vondrousova
2.8% Wang

>Odds to win WTA Nottingham
32.8% Boulter
15.2% Fernandez
12.4% Lignette
10.7% Yastremska
9.8% Noskova
7.6% Kessler
5.9% Tauson
5.7% Sramkova

>>149290228
>boulter

>breaking Sinner on Halle grass
Bublik is literally the all surface goat

>Down a break in the second to Bublik?
>At this time of day, in this part of Germany, localized entirely within owl arena?!

The level of cuties in the woman section is so bad I'm starting to like Iga, she has a nice firm ass.

>>149290301
yes

Motivated Bublik would have been such a cracked player

Sinner saw Raz farming mentality by winning in 3 and decided he had to too

>>149290329
He would have been up there with caring Kyrgios, tenacious Tomic and methodical Moutet

>>149290413
kek don't forget cool-headed Paire.

>>149290407
kek

>>149290455
Let's not get too carried away

>be masseuse
>arrive at hotel
>Emma is waiting, wearing nothing but a dressing gown
Wdyd

>>149290822
do my job, in a quick, joyless way.

the german crowd is actually good and polite

>>149290857
One of the few tennis crowds that isn't obnoxious.

>>149290822
Bash her fucking skull in

>>149290822
deep sniffs

papa sinner is literally gordon ramsay

>>149290857
https://youtu.be/vuxghiwjgQc?si=EA7ki49dQ3fSOY6k
german boomers rise up

LMAO that was awesome

based underarm serve chad

good job bublik

Bublikkers in the house tonight

This just confirms that Bublik would have made the RG final instead of Sinner if they hadn't played on this weird gravel road surface.

They called my goat Jack Draper a fraud after losing to this demon

>>149291256
No, I called him a fraud after losing a big final to Ruud actually

Clostebol just kicked in

Damn Bubs

>>149291228
Doper would have been banned if he wasn't the Italian golden child lmao

jannik nigger losing to bublik kwab

>>149290822
plap plap plap plap

Motivated Bublik on grass is simply too powerful
How many Wimbledons will he win

Is this why Sinner started being a singer?

>nigger BTFO by bublik
based

Janni just needs more time

Absolutely based

He will NEVER recover from that 'raz spanking

>>149291411
No one is beating Carlos on grass

this is the exact moment when it was over

This is the first time he loses to someone other than Alcaraz since September 2024 I think

>>149291458
Commentary just said August 2024 kek

This is good for Jannik, he realised the ATP tour is for suckers and is going to lock in just for the slams like Carlos

>>149291458
Bublik did push him a little bit at RG, too

>>149285384
guess it's up to me then

>>149291451
Djokovic if he does not have to go previously through Sinner in a gruelling five setter; Draper in a good day—with several things going his way, admittedly.

>>149291483
He kind of did, he just didn't care enough for a full 3 sets

https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/45544733/rafael-nadal-granted-noble-title-marquis-king-spain

>>149291534
>>149291534
>>149291534
>>149291534
new!

If Alcaraz holds Wimbledon, Sinner loses number 1 by September. He defends too many points in the second half of the year and Alcaraz barely any.

>>149291509
kek saved it for the end of the thread, nice

>>149291589
couldn't help myself with this one too

>>149287071
She's not hot lol. There are tonnes of way prettier women players

>>149287786
So bitcoin