Kwab edition

>>149269283 (OP)
MCDAVID SISTERS..

Gary was beautiful last night

>He's going to re-sign in Edmonton
Boring

>>149269290
>Conn Smythes: 1

>>149269283 (OP)
Now that the dust has settled. Does he regret this?

Our boy nico sturm won the cup

>>149269303
They'll be dumb as shit if they don't trade him. He's at least worth a new bag of pucks and 3 plain hot dogs

>>149269334
The Chad Bavarian vs the virgin Ruhrslop Draisaitl

Again, reminder that Gary will not let any teams that don't have a RICH HISTORY bring the cup back to Canada to tell the narrative of "The Dynasty is back".

That means unless you are a laffs or habs fan. Never ever til one of them wins it again first. Much like how the NBA must feed the Celtics and Lakers or how MLB must toss trophies to the Yankees and Doyers.

The elbo room is already packed

This is what you deserve, Samir.

>>149269357
I fucking regret not calling out of work today

>>149269354
The Oilers have a rich history too
They have the GOAT player in their history anon

>>149269354
>oilers
>don't have a RICH HISTORY
you could say it's just one dynasty from the 80's but gretzky alone makes them as relevant as the hasb and the laffs
though honestly the only kino leaf win would be either snes or flames

>>149269357
>2024
You can’t fool me dofus

They'll get a goalie next, right?

>>149269382
Based

>>149269380
>>149269382
By rich history I mean
"Valuable media market."

That's the joke.

>>149269394
Do you trust this guy to find one?

Why is Germany such a shitty country when it comes to ice hockey? Do they all have down syndrome?

>>149269394
No goalie will be good enough so long as they continue to delude themselves about their “elittttteeeee” defensive depth.

>>149269354
Wow. Way to prove you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>149269394
who gives a fuck this is a raped bitch league

How do you fix this?

>>149269334
That is Luostarinen though

the absolute 51st state of kanada

>>149269382
Gary will only throw a canadian franchise a bone under the right conditions. League revenue has to slump and the canadian economy has to be on the up. He'll release a new special edition jersey that season too. He'll get all the good paypiggies to double buy jerseys on the back of a cup win. Until then he'll keep "growing the game"

>>149269454
Meant for >>149269354

Maybe when Alberta secedes the Oilers can finally win a Cup

>Have you said anything to your teammates after the game?
>”no, nothing to say. Nothing to say

He’s such a shitty captain dude.

>>149269406
Carter Hart redemption arc

Be safe out there edmonton femboys
It's going to be a rough couple of weeks

>Elliotte Friedman: This debate about McDavid's legacy is the stupidest debate in sports right now

>>149269290
this is more telling of how amazing barkov is

>>149269470
good thing your mom offering blowies at 50% discount for the boys

Poccия — cвящeннaя нaшa дepжaвa,
Poccия — любимaя нaшa cтpaнa.
Moгyчaя вoля, вeликaя cлaвa —
Tвoё дocтoяньe нa вce вpeмeнa!

Leafs WILL win the cup next year.
/hoc/ WILL seethe.
Americans WILL shit and piss their muttie diapers. These are FACTS.

>>149269502
who is going to fill marner's shoes?

>>149269486
Losing in back to back finals and doing worse the 2nd time around would put an ugly dent in anyone’s legacy. They shouldn’t have ever hyped him up like he was better than Crosby.

>>149269499
nice jew red string braclet

>>149269492
My mom is a biological female so the oilers would have no interest

>>149269515
Russian orthodoxy is heavily influenced by superstitions and they see it as good luck.

you just know they're gonna take the cup to a DQ for one of their days they're running that meme into the ground

>McAss
>McBum
>McCrap
>McDookie
>McError
>McFaggot
>McGaykid
>McHasbeen
>McIdiot
>McJoke
>McKilled
>McLoser
>McMusty
>McNo
>McOff
>McPiss
>McQuiet
>McRetard
>McShit
>McToilet
>McUndercard
>McVermin
>McWhack
>McX-hefuckingsucks
>McYikes
>McZzz

>>149269528
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Seethe

>>149269543
That Cup gets banged up all the time
Pretty sure the "actual" Cup is at the HoF at all times

>>149269547
no the real one is in garys bathroom he uses it to wash his face and every hannukah he cums in it

>>149269509
They're going all in on him. They got him pictured above Crosby and everything.

>>149269555
I assume a player has cummed in it before

Crazy how places like Toronto and Edmonton have their entire livelihoods built around the sport of hockey and they still don’t have the smarts up there to realize you need a goalie to win

have the oilers considered getting an nhl caliber goaltender?

>>149269421
>Bouch new contract will eat up every penny the cap goes up
>still in cap hell
>still no true #1 goalie
>still an awful D that has to outscore its problems
>team is now a year older, slower, and fatigued from another long cup run
Is it even fixable?

>>149269557
Imagine going to dinner with the boys and you're the only person that doesn't have a cup

>>149269573
>Is it even fixable?
more black defensemen

I’m calling time of death on the McDavid Era. It is the Tkachuk era now.

they could throw 5 cups at the oilers but still wouldn't matter after this series
pce

>Oilers get #1 pick a lot
>doesnt do shit
>Oilers make Finals a lot
>doesnt do shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have a theory. The reason McDavid looks so aged and gaunt all of a sudden is that his speed is rapidly declining and so he has to stay as lean as possible to try and slow that decline. Once his speed goes he’s really very fucked because he’s not a great two-way player. Mark my words he will look noticeably worse next season.

just not ready

>they gave the Conn Smythe to the guy who horribly injured Stolarz, among others
Good call Gary, very cool

>>149269627
Good
Hockey is a rough sport
Modern ninnies get the boot
Hockey is NOT for everyone

>>149269633
I don't think celebrating being a total fag on the ice is a good thing, no

JEN

>>149269633
girls play it...

>>149269653
Good point

>>149269640
oilers have pissed him off for the last time

Well, now what do we talk about

>>149269463
He's done.

BACK-TO-BACK STANLEY CUP LOSERS OH NO NO NO NO NO.

>>149269725
any uhhhhhh.... big summer plans coming up?
i was thinking of getting blackout drunk myself

>>149269653
Nobody watches the PWHL

>>149269725
Where McDavid lands.

I think Kings.

The series was completely over after game 3. The Panthers not only blew them out but beat the ever loving shit out of them every time they started a fight. Soilers played scared and broken as fuck every game after.

>>149269725
We >1993 post until the draft

>>149269742
Tampa

>>149269738
I play for the Frost

>>149269618

>>149269725
The draft is next week
And then free agency on the 1st of july and we can all laugh at teams that make horrendous signings and brick their teams

>2 years in a row
Is he still lol'ing?

>>149269725
see you next season. enjoy the next 4 months of the same faggot posting about bud and stephen

Welllllll Samir?

I’m so sleepy. Why did the final game occur on a Tuesday?

>>149269802
You can have the day off if you want

Say what you want about the Florida fanbase but the rats thing is pretty cool. The Rat Trick made me chuckle last night. Also that barn was pretty loud the entire game, good crowd honestly.

>>149269814
Florida's lucky they had that rat thing happen during a good year
Otherwise they'd be a soulless franchise

>>149269792
No way this is true, right?

Do Soilers fans genuinely believe they would’ve won had Hyman been playing?

>>149269807
I’m thankful I have Juneteenth off

ngl I was a little scared on game 4

>>149269828
Its 100% true. Kane is just that dumb.

>>149269860
>McDonalds if he never touched a stick

>>149269828
Kane was so salty he wasn’t even in the handshake line

>>149269796
We dont post selfies here btw

>>149269869
The oilers are horribly sore losers and probably would’ve been sore winners as well so another reason why it’s good they didn’t win

>>149269796
Bud, you should watch your blood pressure, don't want you having an aneurysm

>>149269869
hes mad cause his ex wife is in Tkachuks DMs

>>149269334
What did he do? 15gp and 1p in regular season, 8 GP in playoffs and zero points

>>149269421
Lowball Bouchard.
Fuck off anybody else as possible.

>>149269905
No idea what's going on, who's in the right or wrong but that woman deserves death.

>>149269881
Imagine the glazing if McDavid won

>>149269906
He won the Stanley Cup

>>149269454
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149269796
jesus christ stephen you are dumb as a bag of lead pipes

>>149269905
this is really petty it’s real Jesus

>>149269971
your gimmick sucks

>Carkner, 44, was hired by the Solar Bears prior to the start of the 2022-23 season following a five-year stint (2016-21) as an assistant coach with the AHL's Bridgeport Islanders. He led the Solar Bears to two playoff appearances in his three seasons at the helm.

> The Orlando Solar Bears, ECHL affiliate of the National Hockey League’s Tampa Bay Lightning, announced today Head Coach and General Manager Matt Carkner will be leaving his position immediately to pursue a coaching role in the American Hockey League.

>>149269454
Gary will never throw Canada a bone. When will you people learn this?

He's jewish. He only cares about profits. A Canadian team winning does not make profits. How hard is it to connect the dots man.

>>149269947
Not enough passengers to lose

I predict that a Canadian team won’t even make the finals next year

We are approaching the anniversary of when the Flyers gave away a Hall of Fame goalie

>>149269565
Ummm Leafs #1 got intentionally concussed after Gary made the call so that argument doesn't really hold water.

What is clear is Gary won't allow Canada to win a cup until he retires.

>>149270005
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149270005
>its tue jews fault we lost another stanley cup
You guys are basically americans already, you're just in denial.

>>149270025

Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149270027
You're the retard

>>149270041
Retard

I'm a retard

> your gimmick sucks
> That's why I constantly ragepost at you.
Jen

>>149270031
>6 straight cup final appearances by a team from Florida
>4/6 won by the team from Florida
Sure pal, we are the ones coping

>>149270005
Read the post again

Flames and Islanders

I am just so fucking happy Pete DeBoer is gone. Stars played heavy and blew Edmonton out game one so what does PDB do? Freaks out at them
>we’re not Florida
>that’s not our game
>don’t retaliate on dirty hits
>avoid physicality
>we’re not built for that
What the fuck was his problem? Anyways thank you Edmonton for handing Dallas the opportunity to finally get over the hump.

>>149270105
wow that's a lotta cope dylan

>>149270105
You'll never win with Benn.

>>149270118
>>149270123
Dallas has a brighter future than either of your shit loser teams this morning. Fact.

>>149270136
I know but Benn is still a fraud.

>Lightning make Cup 3 years in a row
>includes COVID meme years
>look tired the 3rd time and lose
>Panthers make Cup 3 years in a row
>no COVID meme years
>look stronger than ever the 3rd time and booty blast the Oilers
Honestly who can stop em

>>149270145
He’ll be a 4th line passenger on a cheap deal that pretty much only consists of bonuses so what

>>149270147
Climbing up that hill 3 years in a row will wear them down on its own

>>149270136
and still no milly

>>149270184
Like I give a fuck. At least it’s still within reach for my team unlike your team.

>>149270206
uh oh nmd is seeeeeeeething again!

>>149270147
>march, ekblad, verhage, & bennett contracts up
Are they fucked though? Without March they don't make it, without roidrage Ekblad they don't make it, without Bennett's elbow they don't make it.

>>149270214
I just feel really sorry for the pissknights. Their singular win in round 2 came from an own goal. Brutal.

>Oilers lose
>Dylan crawls out of the cuckshed
KWAB

>>149270145
Just like my islanders

>>149270277
I told you your shitty oilers were gonna lose why didn’t you believe me?

It’s gonna be fucking hilarious if they move Skinner in the offseason and then the team Skinner joins goes on to win the cup.

With how the Oilers play, I'm almost sure the Sharks have a chance for the playoffs next season

>>149270315
>almost a million per season to goon

hello out there
bud's on the air
it's bud1 night toknight

>>149270337
gooning is very important to hockey, just ask mcdavid. his traps keep him on edge all game

>>149270315
Who was gonna offer sheet Rempe?

>>149270344
Hi Bud, I'd like to shout out my wife - can't live with her, but can't live without her! Know what I'm sayin', bud!?

I'm sure Dangle's cope will be the >laffs taking the champions to 7 games compared to oilels 6. The ride will never be freer.
>snes, randycanes annual ECF choke, Skinnyboy three for free

>>149270360
all i know is bud1

>>149269290
THEY CALL ME 007
0 GOALS
0 ASSISTS
GAME 7 LOSS

>>149270316
Hello waffles

>>149270355
Nobody that was chambers delusion

>>149270370
>randycanes annual ECF choke
dangle shant ever act like his team has a leg up on the randycanes lest we all remind him

somewhere out on bud's horizon
out beyond the noel lights

>>149270374
JEN

WE ARE NOT DONE CELEBRATING

>>149270398
Why is /v/ watching?

I've won the Stan Lee as many times as McD has.

>>149270352
He must have given into his edging game 4

>>149270413
I like typing /v/ more than /sp/..

Betting favorites to win the 2026 Stanley Cup:

Panthers +700
Oilers +700
Avs +700
Hurricanes +800
Stars +900

(odds via ESPN BET)

>>149270434
you like being raped by /bud/ too

>>149269283 (OP)
>Not a single Oilers fan melting down online
Boring

>>149270440
Script is shaping up great next season, Gary.

Conn Smythe Trophy Voting by @ThePHWA:

1. Sam Bennett - 76 points (11 - 7 - 0)
2. Brad Marchand - 68 points (7 - 11 - 0)
3. Sergei Bobrovsky - 10 points (0 - 0 - 10)
4. Leon Draisaitl - 7 points (0 - 0 - 7)
5. Gustav Forsling - 1 point (0 - 0 - 1)

>>149269410
this is the correct answer. even if prime hasek played for this oilers team they would probably lose with that d-core

>>149270455
Mcdavid bros...

>>149270440
Draisaitl's new contract is kicking in and Bouchard is getting paid. Soilers aren't making it back to the SCF

>>149270440
sens break the curse next year

>>149270455
>guy puts up 10 more points
>another guy does the same
>in one less game played
>muh Bennett tho

Is Conn Smythe a total meme or am I just too dense for this shit?

>>149270451
melt down over scripted tv lol

>>149270471
Yep. Because how is it Skinner’s fault, job, or problem that the oilers D got absolutely dog walked by a 37 year old Marchand multiple times. It’s amazing how blind they are to those problems.

>>149270484
>only points matter
Yes

lol fags
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNspSb1cfXA

>>149270477
Brady comes to Dallas and wins so you’re half right.

>>149270497
No one wants to play for dallas

>>149270503
Bet McMuffin does right about now

>>149270503
>all the best players want to play in states with low taxes
>nobody wants to play is the state with the most tax breaks
Pick a cope

>>149270495

>>149270523
The tax argument is for retards

Schrödinger's canadian fan cope

>gary wont let canada win because he wants profits
>for some reason there's less profits if there are more games, especially when that last game would be held in Edmonton, 6th most profitable NHL team

>complains that florida is ran by a jew (is actually christian)
>oilers is ran by an actual jew

>nhl has never been worse
>Hockey saw its average franchise value appreciate 44% in 2024, to $1.9 billion, far outpacing the increases in pro football (11%), basketball (15%) and baseball (4%) this year, according to Forbes estimates. All 32 NHL franchises climbed at least 21%, and their five-year surge of 187% again tops the other three major North American leagues’ growth, as well as global soccer’s

>ratings are absolutely everything and "growing the sport"
>at the same time ratings dont mean shit and neither does "growing the sport"

>blames the players for wanting to play in America
>doesn't blame his goverment that players dont prefer to play in Canada because of high taxation

>blames the players for being selfish cunts and drives them out
>doesn't look in the mirror and realize that the canadian hockey media and fans are brutal and one of the reasons why players leave

>blames refs
>but when the calls go his way he tells people to deal with it

>calls anons faggots
>is actually a stinky samir

Trade Oettinger to Oilers

>connections word is windy
bros...

LMAOOOOO

>>149270489

Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149270550
Well said. Concisely stated.

>>149270563
you want youre kid to see this and learn how to foul bait refs it is literally the only meta that matters in sports

>>149270563
I like the Sharks because seeing them get to the playoffs was my first Hockey and I loved it.

I like the Kitties, because they're East coast and I read about them in Dexter

>>149270136
no they don't lol

>>149269283 (OP)
>>149270472

>>149270609
They certainly do. Yeah, fraid so

>>149270563
Cope, seethe and dilate.

>>149270563
>he said he doesn't appreciate psychological warfare
pussy

>Recently reported NHL trade talks between the Boston Bruins and New York Islanders have focused on more than just Jean-Gabriel Pageau. The source confirmed to RG that a recent report by Islanders beat reporter Stefen Rosner, which stated that the Bruins have expressed interest in Islanders forward Jean-Gabriel Pageau, is accurate. However, according to this source, the trade talks between the two Eastern Conference teams — who both missed the 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs — are expanding beyond Pageau.


>“That’s not a surprise, but considering where some people are saying [James] Hagens has fallen to, the Islanders and Bruins make a lot of sense there.”

Long Island native and Boston College center James Hagens has dropped out of the top five in some of the latest NHL Draft rankings, including one by longtime TSN NHL Draft insider Craig Button.

>“I know they [Islanders] are being creative and looking at multiple options,” the source told RG. “Why not keep the top pick, get [Matt] Schaefer and Hagens somehow? Do the Bruins want to jump to one? Of course, but I’m not sure they’re willing to offer up what that would take. I know the Bruins believe they can turn the seventh pick into a solid player for their roster this coming season. What that means as far as the Islanders’ roster is concerned, I don’t know.”

>One current Islanders player that RG confirmed the Bruins have had prior interest in is restricted free agent defenseman Noah Dobson, who continues to be at the center of NHL trade speculation. The 25-year-old, 6-foot-4, 194-pound right-shot defenseman was a hot commodity at the 2025 NHL trade deadline, but then-general manager Lou Lamoriello held onto Dobson.

>>149270563
this fucking dork

>>149270635
just like my islanders

>>149270550
The real issue is that the Oilers could've EASILY gotten rid of one of Kane or Nurse to keep Foegele or Holloway or Broberg, but they didn't. This is karma for allowing them to keep those two fucking retards.

>>149270563
Why do Canadians talk like this. Just call the Panthers a pack of phaggots.

>>149270658
>faggle

The Oilers need HIM

>>149270563
Never marry a woman lads it's not worth it

>>149270684
HAHAHAHAHA

Somehow Walman wasn't the worst player this series

thinkin about my devils

Does anyone want to discuss the upcoming CFL weekend?
>Alouttes visit Edmonton tomorrow

>>149270744
let's discuss the time bud raped you

>>149270147
An actual NHL team being smart enough to stop hiring retarded former players.

>>149270563
>filename

>>149270718
>klingtard
Glad Dallas denied this bust’s 8x8 demand

>>149270563
>THE FULL CONTACT SPORT IS ROUGH!!!
pfft

>>149270684
I dont get it, how'd she do that? She keeps it in her purse?

>>149270455
what happens if two guys tie

>>149270718
>Nurse
Grim

>Mitch says he fantasizes about fucking a man's ass
Gross

>>149270773
Sword fight best of 3.

>>149270765
She uses it like an ATM machine

>>149270783
trb fantasizes about being the man

>>149270744
my tiger-cats stink

>>149270783
you getting raped by bud was all too real, trb. it was witnessed and archived. you're the raped bitch thanks to bud's 1 on that chilly easter evening

>>149270005
>will never throw Canada a bone
Canadian teams hire retarded general managers and owners treat their players like crap and care for the bottom line. Winnipeg should be run better than just barely scraping past the first round. Edmonton is run by a filthy kike who's tried to move the Oilers like twelve times. Calgary gifted the Panthers two of their best players. Ottawa was run by another kike who hated the team. Montreal would rather kill themselves than openly hire guys outside of Quebec. Toronto is a MLSE bitch and cares for profit over a quality team, and Vancouver is their own mess.

Stop blaming "muh Gary" when Ownership matters most in sports.

>>149270783
Everyone on /hoc/ has serious problems

>>149270718
Darnell Nurse signed a 8 year, $74,000,000 contract with the Edmonton Oilers, including $24,000,000 signing bonus, $74,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $9,250,000. In 2025-26, Nurse will earn a base salary of $10,000,000, while carrying a cap hit of $9,250,000.

>>149269792
>Two time loser, chronic gambler and wife beater Kane

>>149270811
Hey bud long time no see

Most goals in a single playoff run by a team:
98 goals - Oilers 1985
97 goals - Islanders 1981
95 goals - Penguins 1991
94 goals (tied) - Panthers 2025
94 goals (tied) - Islanders 1983
94 goals (ties) - Oilers 1984

>>149270825
>allegedly

>>149270819
24.6% of their entire cap btw. On Darnell Nurse.

>>149270800
I see they're not playing this week, either
>still, you're not doing any worse than the rest of the East
next week with Montreal is gonna be a slobberknocker, dough

so how much longer before basketball becomes the #1 sport in Canada ?

>>149270563
I can tell this person is a leftist based on their take on sports.

>>149270563
The team that has:
>Evander Kane
>Leon Draisaitl
>Corey Perry
>Darnell Nurse
>and Stan fucking Bowman
is going to lecture me about ethical philosophy?

>Canadian hockey

>>149270744
My stamps can start the year 3-0 with a win this weekend

>>149270871
OUR Stamps, lad
>we gonna fuck Arbies up real bad on Saturday

>>149270814
I dont, I'm just as confused by the schizo forced memes as you are and I've been lurking /hoc/ since 2014

I hate that this is how it ends. Now we gotta spend ANOTHER summer endlessly beating the same dead horses, spamming about 1993/1980 stephen bud tbg dylan copey etc because nothing ever changes

>>149270849
soccer will pass both

vintage hockey was so kino

>>149270905
Do you know where you are?

>>149270905
it's true that trb will never be unraped

>>149269486
But he started it.

>>149270905
you ungrateful subhuman faggot insects shouldn't have elected a communist who forced you into a trade war with your only neighbor

gary's punishment is stern but fair

>>149270905
now is the time to work on your gimmick

>>149270905
Shut the fuck up chambers

>>149270908
naw soccer is irrlevant. Even the players themselves say it. There was an interview with Moise Bombito ( Canadain player who plays in the french league) and he said the most popular sports in Canada are hockey, american football, basketball and then soccer

>>149270910
I'm an 80s man myself. Truly the best decade in all history

>>149270905
>I hate off season, boohoo, wah, a'bloo'bloo'bloo'bloo'bloo
This sort of behaviour is also part of parcel of off off-season

>>149270959
Why are you still here dude

>>149270959
>a'bloo'bloo'bloo'bloo'bloo
is that the sound you made when bud raped you?

>>149270911
Is this curling?

>>149270971
I came here to see you
How's it going?

Hard to believe that the real SCF was Kitties/Laffs.

>>149270563
Add this to the collage

>>149270976
did you curl into a ball after being raped?

it gives me comfort knowing that rapey is going to Hell kwab

>>149271004
>Kane

>>149271004
I thought slavery was illegal

>limited mobility
>limited income
kwalb

>>149270563
You realize thats a Panther fan trolling, right?

>>149270991
Hard to believe that you keep changing your vpn to make low-quality posts like this

>>149271004
Him and his brother are cunts. Their dad is cool though. How little fuckers could have spawned from that is beyond me

>>149271026
>changing your vpn to make low-quality posts
reminds me of xhe rb

>>149270991
This.
The Leafs were the best team against the Panthers.

>>149271032
Keith tkachuk is/was a fat loser and a dogshit hockey player

1993

>>149271032
Their dad is a fat headed weasel all the same

>>149270991
>>149271045
seconded

>>149271045
Just goes to show that it’s not the team around anymore it’s Matthews/Marner/Nylander/Rielly’s fault they keep losing.

>>149269283 (OP)
Hahahahaha

>>149269499
Barkov is just proof that we need to bring Greater Finland to being and Finlandize all Russians!

>>149271085
>when you find out you've been gooning to a biological female

imagine how many florida /hoc/ friends have their face buried in latina ass right now while these canadian redditors >>149271048 >>149271055 are seething

CrosGod: won
stephen: won
copey: won
rapey: lost and raped
McBustshit: cuplet and bust wife

Do oilers fans realize how over it is? Not just the fact that you lost two finals in a row but that you've wasted the prime a top 5 player like Draisaitl and wasted the prime of the potentially the best player of all time? This is so much worse than just losing a series or two.

>>149271106
Nobody on /hoc/ has sex with women

Leafsbros, we are back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKh5UgfruKg

>>149271106
Im sorry but there were literally TWO florida fans in here. that one guy who would always post “Kitties :)” and the health care grifter guy. TWO people

>>149271106
just messaged some florida murderer from my cosy home
hope she writes me back
god i love america

>>149271107
dylan lost too

>>149271107
>if you lose in the 2nd round you win
Never change, Copey.

>>149271123
Mitch wants to fuck a man

>>149271106
you've never been to florida
cubans are white

latina references females from south america or mexico

>>149271132
Thats why I added the bit at the end

>>149271032
we love our goblin boy. we let him out of the kanata sewage system to play and feed him mary browns chicken bones when we win

>>149271132
trb (you) got raped by a man (bud, who 1 btw)

>>149271128
My Kitties

>trb sought medical attention over online posts
kwab

>>149271106
Hate to break it to you, but all of the "kitties fans" were just Americans shitposting, they don't give half a shit.

>>149271144
what about PRs and Dominicans

>>149271004
Forget Perry's boomer ass losing 5 finals series, this cunt losing is even funnier.

>>149270718
>Jeff Skinner invisible
Based.

>>149269421
How in god's name did this defense get to multiple finals?

Everyone is shitting on Edmonton today while I'm applauding them for taking this utter shitheap of a roster deep in the playoffs

>>149271130
I never lose so long as I live rent free. With a single post I can turn any thread into a frenzied discussion about my team. I’m the baby of the family so naturally I do everything for the attention and /hoc/ keeps me fed.

>>149271154
ycmtsu

>>149271173
Seek help

>>149271173
that's nice dilly but you still have no milly :^)

>>149271144
Cubans range from half Russian half Spanish to Subban skinned.

>>149271166
They have excellent offense.

>>149271158
i live in south florida and went to the arena every series this playoffs
and brought a couple strippers home last night because miami

>>149270819
>>149270844
Now watch them do it again

>>149271194
2/3 of cubans originate from western europe
the whites are just literally white

>>149271220
This cross-eyed retard is gonna sink the oilers in his greed and I love it

>>149271039
Ok schizo

>>149271195
Lost broberg and holloway for peanuts. without Hyman they have a 40 year old on line 1 kapanen has bounced around the league hes on line 2 skinner and henrique are ancient etc. theyre not very deep

>>149271160
ya sure why not

>>149271191
We still have an open window which is more than your shambling bunch of hobos can say.

>>149269354
Those teams have a combined 4 titles the past 15 years. Get a new cope. They have won 4/60 possible titles which is 6.7%

>>149271222
And 1/2 of Cubans in south florida originate from prison and asylums that Castro opened up and shipped over.

the white nation of Cuba

This offseason we should all get a schizophrenia consult

>>149270829
the 85 oilers only played 18 games lel

>>149271231
>>149271220
The Bouchard contract will quite literally make or break this franchise. If it's not already broken.

>>149271239
>muh window to possibly do what your team already did
KWAB no milly

SELL OUT
WITH ME OH YEAH
SELL OUT
WITH ME TONIGHT
THE RECORD COMPANY'S GONNA GIVE ME LOTS OF MONEY
AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

I love being Cuban (WHITE) and from South Florida, go cats!

>>149271251
That sounds expensive, and /hoc/ has no budgetary funds to speak of

Copey: my bro and based E-God
Dylan: eats dick

SSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

At the end of the day, the Flames always win

>>149271272
based king

>>149271275

>>149271148
What in the fuck are you saying?

KEK

>>149271268
so you're saying hoc has a... limited income kek?

>>149271239
Literally half your team is UFA

>>149271261
>>149271272
>>149271281
Just like that the thread is all about me and my team again. You can’t help yourself because you're hopelessly gay for me.

>>149271253
>look up their scores
>first game of the conference finals was fucking 2-11
holy KWAB

>Mitch insists he raped a man and therefore is a 'winner" and he will not stop posting about it

The Stanley Cup being tossed around at the beach will never not be funny. The amount of seethe it must generate from snowfags is amusing

>>149271298
>literally
Oh look another gay man thirsting after my straight cock.

>>149271304
how much did your ER visit cost? and the shot they gave you?

>>149271299

>>149271195
The west is filled with paper tigers. Dallas and Colorado and Vegas and Edmonton.

>if im being bullied and called gay that means im winning
I hope Stephen rapes Dylan too

>bud1 meme cost trb money irl
o i am laffin

>>149271288
Bostonite rage

>>149269354
The yankees haven’t won since ‘09 and the dodgers have won 1 championship in a full season since 1988 wtf are you on about

>>149271320
>>149271328
>proves point my continuing to seethe about me
You love to see it.

Reminder that sunbelters drink poop water and have their sewage lines routed directly into their drinking water plants. Explains a lot really

>>149271311
If you were straight you would never even associate men with your cock in thought or in verbiage. Your cock would only be associated with pussy 2/47. Nah, you gay my man

>>149271357
>n-n-nou
KWAB

>>149269354
the doyers have 1 non asterisk title since Kirk Gibson's homer ya dumb mark

>>149271328
would be kino but trb is the only one lower than stephen in the /hoc/ pecking order. it would take a miracle for him to rape anyone else

>>149271122
Edmonton is an old team as well.
McDavid knows that.

>>149271350
You misunderstood I'm laughing at a retard (You)

>>149271166
Refs handed them the 1st round and the rest of the West was kind of garbage

>>149271357
Tampa, Toronto, and possibly even Carolina would all have beaten Edmonton in a Stanley Cup final matchup.

pour some maple syrup out for our brothers up north

>>149271368
all it takes is one timely placed burrito order

>>149271375
Then why are you crying and seething?
>*puts clown nose on your face*
>*honks it*

>>149271310
Can't get sand in the cup, the cup is for piss and cum

>>149271383
True. Honestly I wasn't even reading the reply chain I just wanted to call (You) gay

>>149271373
>McDavid and Draisaitl with the wear and tear of multiple deep playoff runs with absolutely ZERO to show for it

this is worst case scenario. you can't keep playing an extra two months of high intensity hockey and not expect it to have an effect.

>>149271392
Sorry dylan bud, I'd love to play retard with you but I'm outmatched by your experience

>>149271351
Michigan and walkerton are in the Sunbelt ?

>>149271414
>I'm outmatched by your experience
Just 1993 things I guess

>>149271415
Well that explains even more

>>149271378
I was disappointed with Loserpeg; they have a real shot if they can just find a way to support Hellebuyck, but I have my doubts that even going to happen

What's Brads market value after all of this?

>>149271432
Imagine the stink

>Maurice makes Brind'Amour not join the handshake line in the conf final
>doesn't do it in the series before or after
Why did he KWAB Rod?

>>149271351
That’s Calgary actually

>>149271442
Its hellebuycks fault they keep losing, he’s shit in the playoffs

West is weak

F L A M EA
L
AM
E
S

>>149271288

Chucky leading an EIGHT MORE YEARS chant for Bennett at the Elbo Room balcony
https://x.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1935343380436820067

>>149271286
I don't like to see Finns be sad :(

>>149271451
You can see the stank live here
https://www.youtube.com/live/NscyTzvTjHE?feature=shared

>>149271474
is he going to compare rings with his dad?

>>149271445
eight million

Mackenzie can be a boys name or a girl's name

save the finns!

>>149271514
Same with Lauren and Ashley

>>149271514
Sounds like cope to me

>>149271474
>>149271288
>Florida with the bantz
Wtf you guys told me they were soulless?

>>149271533
cope we love our Weegz

Gary is a boys name

every 30 seconds, 1000 finns die from neglect. all you have to do is give one (You) a day to save them.

Gary is a man's name

>>149270905
this has literally been /hoc/ for the past three seasons. why discuss hockey when we can namefag and blogpost boring mundane shit?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149271545
Gail is the feminine of "Gary"
>Gail Brunhilde Bettwoman

>>149271514
Just like a boy can like girls or like boys

>>149271410
Clara was the best companion

>>149271492
awoooga

>>149271032
>Noooooo the NHL can't have cocky players, we need everyone to be boring and sanitized
Unironically neck yourself.

>>149271561
Sorry I dont give (You)s out freely

>>149271585
Is that E.M?

I only (You) my dearest bro's copey and takagibro

>>149271585
chick in red at the far left end of the bar has enormous ones but she wont get closer to the camera

>>149271590

>>149271474
I thought this was why they chanted "thank you blackhawks"

>being pay-to-post and proud of it

>>149271618
great post, belgianon

>>149271614
Well, at least you're consistent, and that's commendable

>>149271445
9 million dollarydoos

>>149271647
Do you really think he can get as much as nine? what's you source for that

>>149271647
Lou Lamoriello would've 100% done that. Quick, Buffalo you can still hire Lou!

>>149270563
Who the fuck is this tranny?
>Felidae
Guarantee this freak is a furry.

>>149271410
an extra two months of high intensity hockey is bad enough, and certainly takes its toll
but these two are doing it with significantly more ice time than most teams that have multiple deep runs
It has to be just a matter of time until it catches up with them

>>149271618
I love your oc <3

>>149271618
AYO JUST BORROWIN' YO BIKE SAMM- ACK

Mitchell Daniel Marner

I think the Minnesota Wild "State of Hockey Song" qualifies as "fascist art"

the absolute state of minnesota hockey song

brad1
TRM (The Raped Mitch) is gay
Panthers in 6

>>149271106
Many such cases.
PANTHERS WIN

>>149271687
It already has. They were fucking gassed this whole series. Draisaitl didn't even have a shot ATTEMPT in game 6.

>12 hours later
>no salt posted
where’s my salt /hoc/?

>>149271410
>meanwhile

>>149271877
SEX
WITH
MOUSE
GIRLS

MY FATHER SAID

Don’t care about wrestling

the summer of rats :)

oh xhes worked

>>149271877
OUR RAT

>>149270563
YES KWAB

Oilers and Avalanche are done

Our Sennies mentioned:))))

>>149271571
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
>>149270718
What does Knobhead have against Arvidsson?

>>149271974
>Carolina/Dallas still betting favorites
>Devils in the top 10
Betters are retarded jfc

no rempe offersheet :(

answer the bell

>>149271974
Our mammies :)

>>149269344
Dem deutschen völk

>>149269283 (OP)
Indeed

Hallo

Vhere at de trades?????

Gary?

the only thing I'm good at in life is jacking off and I'm never havewoman or non shit job

>>149272096
bot amalgamation post after scouring the entirety of /hoc/ threads

I'm going to hibernate until hockey is back. Can one of you wake me up?

Canada sucks at everything and this is more proof we should just be the 51st state. seethe harder, femboyleafs

>>149272122
so when september ends?

>>149272121
needs a completely unrelated image of a hockey player how about this one

>>149272124
Canada is a box lax country

>>149272131
Yes please

What does it feel like to watch your team win the Stanley Cup?

No sex comparisons please because I also do not know what that's like.

>>149269502
Cope lmao

>No Rempe offersheet
Chambers shut the fuck up

>>149272146
It's like sex with a beautiful Finnish woman

>>149272146
my team won when I was little nigga and when I was a grown nigga it felt better when I was little

I drank out of the cup in 2014 with Dustin Penner in Newport Beach

Ask me anything

>>149272054

(Bud1!) Mein Kwab in Flammen
Will dich lieben und verdammen
(Bud1!) Dein Trb kalt
So bitch und doch so raped
(Bud1!)

>>149272179
who is dustin penner

>>149272179
who was your favorite girl from Laguna Beach

>>149272146
sabres and bills fan, wondering the same thing

>>149272146
like a really good jerk off sesh

>>149272146
I've been to 4 Stan Lee parades in my life and it's pretty kino. In 08 I left the Fox theater after a concert and walked right into a party outside the hockey town cafe

>>149272198
sabres won the cup in bruce almighty

>>149272187
Pancake chef

dick slater

Little Otter is coming

>>149272220
>letting a bust breed you

>>149272220
Aww bless em.

>>149272197
I'm assuming they're all awful

>>149272241
you're either Kristin or you're LC choose a side coward

>>149272146
It's like warm bags of sand.

BACK TO BACK

>listening to chicklets
>second year of partying in a row when Ekblad got tased by a cop in a parking lot on a dare

32 years is a LONG time

Oilers are 100% signing Carter Hart if he gets a Not Guilty verdict.

>>149272220
Sad to see goalies start to decline so young. His sleep will get fucked because the kid will scream all night and his compete will get fucked because with a kid hockey is not as important anymore.

>>149272282
That's how long it's been since Canada won a cup too

>>149272220
Why does this picture look so weird and offputting?
>looking at each other romantically like they should be in a beautiful outdoor setting
>but they're in front of some random wooden fence/gate/wall with a weird raised gap at the bottom with sunlight coming in
>they're both in comfy pajamas like this is a bedroom or some comfy home room but it has no furniture at all and looks grim
>the floor is some weird concrete/pavement but they're both barefoot
>she's standing on her pant legs because her feet are probably cold
>while otter has a weird stain on his right pantleg
>the whole thing just looks like the most random dungeon-y themed location for the photo, and completely opposite to the theme a message like this should send, one of life and fertility and celebration

>>149272301
lighting

bitches name is Kennedi

>>149272282
Truly. I’m 32.

>>149272301
lightning

>>149272291
They should sign all five to league minimum contracts. Or maybe not Fermenton since he's retired to become a carpenter or whatever, but the other four at least. There's certainly some Edmonton puckbunnies ready to have gay gangbangs.

>>149272319
fuck off zoomer you have to be 35+ to post here and never have been raped

>>149272356
so why does trb still post here?

>>149272301
He married his middle school sweetheart. Let them be happy

>>149272372
not sure wish he died in the war or kill yourselfed himself after 04/17/22

>>149269283 (OP)
So what’s next for mcdavid?

Canada is never going to win a cup so long as it has a gay ass cucked government.

-People that thrive in Canada
>Drug addicts
>Homosexuals
>Browns

-People that don't thrive in Canada
>Hockey players that make good money
>Normal people

It's really this simple.

>>149271442
nigga Winnipeg isn't doing shit for a while

This might be the loss that breaks Edmonton. They got really close in 2024. They got back to the finals in 2025 and got completely outclassed. It's clear they have a roster problem. They're poor in defense and don't have enough depth. They rely too much on the forwards and if the forwards get shut down, they're fucked.

>>149271442
Winnipeg would be a lot better if their ownership actually improved a lot of other facets of the organization. Get people to go there. At least fucking upgrade your practice facility, the amenities, maybe even expanding the winnipeg arena so it isn't the smallest in hockey.

>>149272398
Traktor Chelyabinsk

>>149272386
>SHE WAS ONLY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL YOU SICK FUCK

>>149272403
>Drug addicts
>Homosexuals
>Browns
Sounds like California and they have three Stanley Cups in the past 20 years

>>149272423
skinner doing fuck all in net as well. you need goal tending to win a cup

>>149271442
>if they can just find a way to support Hellebuyck
He's had lots of support for the past two seasons. Letting in 14 more goals than expected in every playoff round is on him.

Note for future Edmonton cup runs, smearing the Gretzky statue with human shit is NOT a good luck charm.

>>149272475
Its also on the Jets refusing to just let Hellebuyck play less than 60 games a season. That shit will take a toll, especially on a goalie dependent team like the Jets.

>>149272440
The fans yell "True North" during the anthem because those are the people who own the team. This radicalized me

>he wrote bud1 on his wall

>>149272463
They should look for an upgrade on Skinner. If it means having to dump one of McDavid or Draisatl to pay a goalie and get some better defensemen, they should do it. They're not ever going to win a cup with this core the way their roster is set up as it is.

>>149272486
Indians baka

>>149271924
Unbelievably based

>>149272515
This is probably the dumbest thing they could possibly do

>>149272515
Yeah bro just trade McDavid or Draisaitl. I would trade RNH or Ekholm but therein lies the issue: the Oilers are fucked past the two. Losing both Holloway and Broberg absolutely murdered their future window.

>>149272386
Cute :3

>>149269296
>>149269296
>>149269296

>>149272201
which win was your favorite

>>149272462
California also has perfect weather and strict city limits where unwashed masses are not allowed

>>149272615
2002 because I basically got a dozen HOFer autographs that year

>>149272490
I agree that the Jets coaching staff personell skills stinks.

>>149272146
Comfy, been a long time coming and now TWO!

>>149269860
Lol this guy was here last year, I talked to him he's actually just doing some weird VR mixed reality shit. Definitely avoids showers like the plauge though