Thread 149269839

news: ben askren can open his eyes

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ciryl gane

finland

>>149269847
Huomenta

What's /heem/ etiquette when choosing a stall to poop in when there's one already occupied? You shittin next to someone or naw?

Nutrition facts of my fist
Valeur nutrition de mon poing
Per 25 strikes (50gs)
Calories 2500
Fat/Lipides 13 g
Carbohydrates/Glucides 317g
Protein/Proteines 99g
Cholesterol BFH

>>149269875
I always take the big stall because fuck you

>“He’s a great guy, his whole team is great, but the timing wasn’t right for us,” said Feldman, who was not willing to relinquish full control of BKFC. “He’s Vince McMahon–if I were him, I’d want creative control, too. He was awesome, very complimentary, and he was very serious to do business.”
Damn we missed out on Kino

>>149269966
This would have been sick

>>149269875
If there's someone else I make sure to stretch my legs to tighten my aspinhole and make it louder and more hapsplosive so they leave

>>149269966
>sukdickjeet mukherjeet

Where is Azerbaijan anyway?

>>149269995
right next door to Iran

Iran so far away

I like this thread more, better atmosphear

>>149270023
Its this finnish poster, he's brought life to this thread and made all of our time here wonderful


Look! Even the memes are growing back, they've been gone for ages, since my grandmother was a little girl. It's like magic.

Offical brazza post

>>149270081
Yeah I’m thinking all brazza parlay

>>149270063
I just dont like the constant slapfights between guys here, it kills the board

Send Michel Pereira to fight Iran

Does /heem/ even know it’s Kevin Lee fight week

>>149270081
That's actually a really good card

conor is a nigger

>>149270328
He might be but that druggie got a red panty night

Arlovski knuck debut on Saturday, Jessica eye and mariya agapova also debuting and sheem knuckling

UFC is on EU time so no clash

>>149270328
What’s wrong with that?

Eating a full plate of kebab.

/heem/ deady…

>>149270505
An haul plate?

I wish I was friends with hap and ace

>>149270750
I wish I was knuckle deep in Brie Chandler rn

chael is as jewish shill

>>149270776
She looks like shit

Dana will be super red when he finds out Drumpf Epstein is starting another war right before the saturday card and fucking with his numbers.

>>149270874
i would too she's hot

>>149270865
Be that as it may she also looks like her aspinhole is bleached and her weili treated with beautycare products that make her smell like a byzantine concubine

>>149270885
Daner should be their foreign minister then there would be no problems and I'm being serious he works well with everybody

levels

ufc bjj episode 3 live now on ufc yt

Your boyfriend Ciryl Gane doesn’t even sun his taint & isnt even girthmaxxing or mewing as much as I do daily

>>149271018
If a strike from Paul Craig ever harms you, it's time to seriously consider retirement

>>149271168
That's what the debate is

>>149271168
he clearly tried to get a dq win
he turns to the ref to complain as he fell back and then changed to pretending to be unconscious

Askren unresponsive again milfchads

>>149271168
he literally was not harmed

Why couldn't it be Poirier who contacted staff

>>149271168
Craig finished the current champion of his division and another former champ. He simply showed levels to Belato.

>>149270885
Ari's gonna draft every fighter and make them the vanguard of his Talmudic army.

Hasbulla is like the mascot for that type of humor. "DUUURR LOOK DA LITTLE BIRDIE GOT HIS BEAK TORN OFF, THIS IS SO FUNNY!!"

That freak is ugly. That freak is fucking ugly. Get the ugly freak out of my face. Get that UGLY disabled FREAK away from me. I dont wanna look at his FUCKED UP FACE. His smushed in garbled disabled baby face. I. Dont. Want. To. Look. At. It.

>>149271396
Hasbulla derangement syndrom is a sad sight

>>149271396
Normies abandoned him when he abused his cat

>>149271452
I'd ankle pick that disgusting little circus freak into the stratosphere.

>>149271550
We know the only person you could beat in a fight is 4’8

>>149271572
You dont know shit actually

>>149271395
what do you think of casuals that still don't think it's the Emmanuels and the Helwanis booking the shows?

Motaro vs Hasbullah would be an stupendous bout. Pride rules, naturally.

Okay the Ben Askren situation is actually really sad. Why couldn't this be Ngannu or Chandler or Jean Silva or Jiri? Why did it have to be Askren that guy was chill af.

>>149271605
Cazzies are in for a rough awakening, I weep in trepidation.

>>149271642
Or jiri?

>>149271657
I don't know, I think they're too far gone, I mean not having a clue after the last 13 years

Beast

>>149271658
I fucking hate Jiri.

I hated when Ngannou, Jean Silva, Chandler and Jiri put on exciting fights ending in heems because I’m a man drama obsessed faggot bitch

>>149271769
we know

>>149271657
>>149271681
Weak little men that (You) are

>>149271741
Jiri is based you stupid nigger faggot

>>149271786
He's a broke reddit bitch sadly

>>149271786
These words are often echoed among many

need to get that finnish monkey off by back...

I'm off to heem minge paisano fuggedaboudit eyy oh

islam vacated his title to become an unranked welterweight at age 33

>>149271782
Turn ya monitor on.

>>149271852
Hes scared and afraid of Ilia.

>>149271862
*gamrot

who got the new wnba heem

Is khalil rountree black?

Holy shit this card is a lowkey banger

>>149271949
Ya dead daddy banged ya bacon steatorrheaussy I'm afraid.

>>149271886
Goofy ass nigga. Oreo type shit. Not a real nigga like Jamahl. Gonna put that boy to sleep.

>>149271862
The UFC protected Clitia from his Slamdaddy sadly
Albeit your mother could not protect you from dead daddy dirty diaper panties dickdowns, we lament

>forced to vacate
KWABOTY

>>149272021
Still Tomala I’m afraid

>>149272021
Clitia is indeed KWABOTY.

Good to see you back spammy I was wondering what happened to you.

>>149271949
Mcghee will weem

Lemme sho' yo' ass something
*smashes minivan with a mom and her kids inside with an lead pipe*

Xadame's 4chan daddies are the only people that ever interact with xer I fear.

Xadame Xneed missed xer Spamdaddy.

>>149272038
Yan by murder.

Y'all niggas posting in here?

>>149272062
>>149272063
By all means, call me by my name. Andrew.

>>149272060
Classic
https://youtu.be/4d86tmZO600?si=oO49qeXYMPa0m-mX

Call me by my name LaQuandrius.

Y’all will never know my real name

*enters thread*

>>149272109
faggot is your real name if were being truthful

Ohhhh Paki the wacky

>>149271976
Khalil hates niggers. He always goes hard to heem them, I'd bet the house on roundtree by vicious heem

>>149272171
I already picked Khalil.

Rounpee is a beast he beat uhhhhhh…..Anthony smith and Chris dookus

What's the Nordic Consensus' thoughts on our current discussion?

People forget man, my boy Johnny Walker already beat the piss out of Rountree.

Luke is cooking Conor right now omg

>>149272191
he beat Paul Craig unlike jamahal

THAT Johnny Walker???

>>149272215
Yeah well Luke Thomas spent his entire adult life paying off an expensive mortgage in DC which was already a shithole before Trump started axing usless government wagies and now property values are plummeting and hes gonna have to work until the day he dies.

Meanwhile gooby is sniffing coke and heeming people stiff at a nightclub in Ibiza. Kwaboat.

>>149272149
Might rewatch this banger later

>>149272097
My absolute nigga, I was hoping someone here would remember. Bless your heart.

>>149272120
I do be a piggy little white boy who likes to oink and suckle on some BBC.

>>149272236
Imagine knowing all that

ufc bjj 1 on june 25th will have three inaugural championship bouts on the card. as a part of international fight week

cmon spammy keep posting bitch

Why did blacknetics skip Jamahall?

Who the actual fuck is Lee Rigby?

>>149272310
Built like a Somalian I wonder if he’s got East African DNA

>>149272314
Piggy white boy dicked down by his daddies like you I'm afraid.

>>149272292
So what? No one asked.

>>149272221
How’d he do against Walker?

>>149272236
Um actually crime in DC is 40% lower than it ever has been. The market is looking up.

>>149272335
And how does this relate to mixed martial arts?

I'm 65%

>>149272215
The luke? the 50 something failed reporter , banned from the ufc? the go live for mma and then just complain like a leftist bitch? ariel is what he wants to be and ariel sucks too, plus he dreams everynight with the jones clip cucking him in the presser every night

>>149272343
But Diaper Drumpfpanzees told me immigrants was killin' errbody!

>>149272341
No one loses to Paul Craig, only cans and paper champs.

>>149272314
iirc a soldier who was murdered by two african muslim extremists in london as a weird protest against the british involvement in wars in iraq and afghanistan and other places

>>149272363
so like 1 guy for like a 10 million dead brown people hah they sure showed them

>>149272363
He tried suckin' off them po niggas like they BBC was slop in the trough, it was self-defense.

>>149272371
its a protest, its symbolic and attention seeking

>>149272371
To be fair thats still pretty lopsided since 1 white person is worth 100 million dead muzzies.

>>149272376
did it work? kek

Mmmmmmm

All this BBC talk has me sweatin' like a lil' pozzed piggy!

you know what?
Petr Yan by murder

>>149272310
that blacks genetics thing is a meme, they just look more muscular because dark skin creates more contrasts from light becoming more noticeable and therefore the shadows too, which makes muscules look much more defined

>>149272383
it got attention, they have fans amongst muslims with extremist views who see them as heroes

>>149272393
finally a good post

>>149272395
oh yeah Muslim extremists kek
whatever happened there?

Rountree went 4 hard rounds with Pereira, while Hill got knocked out in minutes by Pereira. Obviously this means Rountree will rape the guy in spite of any special matchup differences or such

>>149272363
they should've killed a politician in charge of that shit instead

>>149272035
Toporio vacated and was given a title shot at 55
Islam vacated and got big time'd by Brady

>>149271983
>Umar Nurmagomedov reveals
into the trash it goes lmao.

I'm not heckin flying to Baku

>>149272409
they should have killed themselves instead

poland

The porkedcord is squealin' harder than Austin Metcalf sadly.

>>149272482
them boys taking the mf wock

>>149272449
Factual post I fear, tragically.

>>149272449
Nah I can understand the pain of the middle easterners, a lot of countries in there have gotten fucking massacred since the new millenia. Problem is that soldiers are just pawns in the game, killing them does fuckall. In fact, I think americans have been getting played by their politicians and their media and forced to kill innocents and die for the pockets of Israelis that couldn't care less. British politicians helping this shit deserve the bullet.

>>149272482
You've heard of the three kings be prepared for the three trannies

>>149272482
all heavyweight champions

>>149272500
true, not ending them entirely is cruel a Hiroshima like demise would be preferential

truth be told polish mma is the best mma

《Legendary》 Polish Power™

>>149272500
Don’t talk about my friend Israel like that

Plus you have that Polish Power right Blachowicz?

>Actually is Legendary Polish Power™

who is the james vick of the ufc bantamweight division

Gamrot

>>149272572
Merab

>>149272572
Bryce Mitchell

>>149272500
>be middle easterner
>have your country bombed by mutts
>be admitted into UK
>live off the gibs of taxpayers
>chimpout on the guy that feeds you
Why would you have any tolerance towards their grievances considering they are in the country they consider enemy. it's totally unimaginable why would anyone live in such country.

Absolute state of you...

Big Mo Mokaev could heem Israel

Guys have class Jon Jones dog died

>>149272500
fuck them, islam vs europeans is a thousand year old conflict

>>149272597
I half agree. They're in there because they need to go somewhere after their countries get bombed to shit, but at the same time I don't really condone targetting civilians or even soldiers because they aren't in charge of anything.
>>149272635
If the US and Israel wealthy elites weren't hellbent on bombing them to shit then you wouldn't have to ever see them

>>149272635
You guys have to shelter them, they ruined their own countries so they're victims :(

I don't think Askren was Jons dog

Askren is in the enclosed pool area

Just enclosed Askren with my foreskin to heal him

Hey spammy are you still there pussy?

>>149272651
>They're in there because they need to go somewhere after their countries get bombed to shit
they literally pass 20 countries to get there. there are huge amounts of Muslim countries they can go to but they travel thousands of kilometres to land in UK. Most Ukrainians went to Poland right next door because those were people actually running from conflict. Most Ukrainians that came on ships here with all their possessions, cars and whole families were Donbabweans. if you go straight for euro country instead of culturally and linguistically similar neighbors, then you are simply economic opportunist and all your grievances towards the country you might have are annulled. funnily enough huge amounts of those "refugees" aren't even from active warzone, just claim they lost the papers.

>>149272728
such a selfless act could only happen in hard hitting warrior spirit SPORT I LOVE

https://youtu.be/zfyQ8muKLdc?si=fOBH6ZrkajPTLBr_

(I) Fuck with your soul like ether.
(Will) Teach you the king, you know you.
(Not) God's son across the belly.
(Lose) I'll prove you lost already.

Nigga, you deal with emotions like bitches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother
You traded your soul for (you)s
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
You seem to be only concerned with dissing sneedy b
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make posts to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly
In 2020 you was getting caught samefagging your threads
Posting under my name and I ain't even using a tripcode.
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the god
Wearing Sneed memes, no OCs, no friends, no car, no job
No legs spammy, electric wheelchair getting revved
Just disability checks, hanging with Coral Springs
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you five six and never touch grass

Can you imagine what Vince McMahon feels about Rountree vs Hill?

>>149272817
he probably thinks 2 isn't enough and 3 black dicks are the correct number to fuck his woman.

Rafael Dos Pantoja

Pray that Askren never wakes up because if he does, he’ll hunt down everyone of you ever denigrated him

>>149272849
Herb Dean reffing that muffugga nigga fight

Crazy that vince mcmahon is a bbc addict

>>149272768
My nigger JDS would qeem the fuck outta everyone in the current hw landscape.

>>149272971
full hairline JDS was a fucking marauder

Here’s the script for the rest of 2025 that me and Dana just finished. Was a productive meeting
>Topuria finishes Oliveria in the first. Oliveria gets rocked and does his “haha come get me” meme flop to the ground. Topuria follows with no hesitation and bounces his head off the ground a few times before the ref steps in
>DDP beats Khamzat in a razor close 48-47 win. First two rounds Dricus gets backpacked and almost submitted several times before clearly winning the third and fourth by keeping it on the feet. Khamzat has a second win in the fifth in a stand up war. Controversy over who won the fifth but the consensus is Dricus showed more grit and looked fresher. Hailed as fight of the year and best MW title fight of all time
>Islam submits JDM. Nothing of note
>Jones vs Aspinall gets made for MSG in November. Jones gets “injured” and Aspinall all is promoted to undisputed champ and successfully defends against Gane

>>149272962
he most likely has posted around here at some point.

You know who else is addicted to bbc? Pic related, and yes, Ava is an honorary white.

>>149273015
Is that... a pawg milf?

>>149269839 (OP)
post the real version

>>149273032
Lidl bit heem hair

>>149273032
What’s wrong with his eye?

Imagine writing paragraphs of text and getting no response

goddamn still with the bbc and tranny shit come on heem its been years grow up

This guy is supposed to be able to handle the power of JDM for 5 rounds? Lmao

If you told mexicope that O'Cuckles would be sonned by Merab back-to-back two years ago, how would he have responded?

Leveled up.

>>149273089
Giacomo is tip tap merchant like Volk.

Talmbout Mashayla O'Malley?

ED "SHORT FUSE" HERMAN!

I’ll heem any of you

>>149273194
>puts on flame beanie
meet me in Dothan Alabama, can

>>149273197
daily reminder to thank ari emanuel for saving sports entertainment

>>149273116
I'd tell you that the Neck would be there. Respectfully.

What are we thinking gang, does pakibong literally jump off a bridge when simple jack heems his Slamdaddy and makes Pisslam shit and piss his pants live on PPV?

What's the over/under?

>>149273255
he tanked that shit.

the chin will be there

Chat y dis nigga posting like he Kai Cenat

is it just me or is jamawhal free money?

>>149273314
This doo not a real hooper bruh. He a content creator.

>>149273487
I would be careful considering it's jamabawl but his opponent got murked by Johnny boy.

they linked up

>>149272394
Cope

>>149273536
this nigga chase hooper bruh

>>149272985
Hey man; I really appreciated this post

>>149273487
Not free per se, but it's good odds considering their resumes

AAAAAAAAACKKKKN

Apparently Ellie Bisping wants to date Islam Macklechev

former Bellator title challenger Alexandr Shabliy was conceived by a dagestani womb and slavic semen. You never see the inverse.

>>149273862
that's Schaub Lee to you, buddy

>>149270081
I think MVP stepped in to fight Shara for Izzy cause he knew Izzy would have gotten slept.

Someone jumped the gun

Ellie Bisping yeah she's fit I guess. Rebecca Bisping thoughtbeit, a fine aged wine.

darren motherfucking till, folks

Someone Swedened the Finland

Fuck you jannie bitch. I swear to God I know where you live since the sharty leaks, heems gonna be at your mom's front door

Kek janman got ya revved with his based moderation

>>149274434
Fact. Beccy MOGS her own daughter like crazy.

>>149274630
can callum produce the next kody steele

>>149274661
The next Elliot Rodger methinks mayhaps.

Becky Bisping. A pawg milf of monstrous proportions

Bisping fucked pawg Rebecca Bisping and prime milf Laura Sanko.

>>149274697
Stop ban evading.

we precedent now nigga

>>149274839
forgot caption but that's going to be okay

>>149274630
Damn both Ellie and Calum have ugly partners and Lucas looks like an incel.

ankalaev lives in a place with no internet yet every other day one of "his" tweets has to go viral and be a subject other light heavyweights have to respond to

>>149274800
>>149274777
>>149274746
>>149274697
>>149274549
Same girl ban evading

Can't wait for fizzy to fizzle out.

Andrewbros...

fizzy saw untold horrors in times square NY and has never been the same

>>149274888
>Lucas looks like an incel.
most youngest sons are because their siblings dont respect them. even worse when his brother is a miscegenating meathead and his sister is a whore

>>149274922
Shakira shakira

what's this new fizzy meme

>>149274922
I saw a black guy covered in baby oil rhythmically jiggling his titties to music last summer. Gotta love the big apple.

>>149274891
Ali 9/11

>>149274926
Speaking from experience b?

>>149274888
>partner

>>149274922
Fizzy unveiled the errors of his ancestors doctrine and was exiled as a consequence.

>>149274891
>no internet
Corn syrup moment.

>>149274967
yes

>>149274977
What do you want me to call them, slammeat? Partner is the easiest way to address them both without saying girlfriend and boyfriend even though you just made me type it anyway, faggot.

how yall niggas think ankalaev logs on to make tweets

>>149275029
He sends smoke signals to Ali

>>149274891
wow you're telling me that's Ali making those tweets? this is new information to not only me, but everyone in the thread

>>149275026
No its okay its very progressive and neutral thank you

>>149274952
turn your monitor on

why are they feeding gayton to some nobody

Paige Van Zant shit cutter

>>149275071
its called rerailing

Would you rather win the story or win the fight?

How does gooby handle so much cocaine regularly? Guys a beast

>>149275123
I'd suck it

>>149275213
He's dependent on it at this point. Its like alcoholics who can put down litres of spirits every day. It might appear that they're absolute munsters who can outdrink anyone, but the reality is there's a very good chance they could actually die if they stopped drinking at that point

It's heem or get bombed out there.

>>149272762
Alright you're right, lots of venezuelans did that to get to the US whereas the actual refugees went to Chile and Colombia

Benjamin Netanyahu does not observe the unified rules. L

>>149275213
That's the thing, it's handling him, not the other way around.

>>149275213
By accepting he won't live to see 50

Tony McGregor vs Rob's dad

>>149275306
Ari is unironically trying to prevent WW3, he's not Benji's boy. He's saved combat sports, ousted vince and his black cock addiction and will surely have dana dead before 2027

>>149275952
Yum praise Aridaddy

>page 2

It's over

>>149276272
Tranny Janny has been having one of his famous meltdowns and banning everybody for hurting his feelings because hes a victim :(

>>149276272
/box/ literally got heemed off the catalog yesterday

heem heem

>>149276272
We're in the Bones thread

>>149276364
Jon Jones eh? That guys been ducking me, Im gonna put my shoes on and g-*squish*

i got 99 luft baloons but a bitch aint one

>>149276312
He's mad that his pay got docked for leaving up that jerking tranny webm until bump limit last thread.

Jailton Almeida

>>149276272
the 3 generals i visit got slow as fuck and are in constant danger of being kwabbed
what the fuck happened

>>149276497
You better put some respeck on Nena‘s name.

>>149276508
Damn, theyve gotta pay to be jannys now? Brutal. Can't imagine that disability check is really going very far these days.

Pour Alex Periera a drink!

Jerkchicken Almeida

>>149276609
He makes it work with his $0.00.
But it's a struggle, paying for those estradiol shipments.

yeah what a shame

Happy pride month

Janny knows hes sweet.

Conor Mcgregor is running around getting drunk snorting coke partying and heeming faggots left right and center and Michael Chandler is on a 3 fight losing streak and raising 2 black toddlers.

Sometimes

I've got Evloev by decision

>>149277020
A cry for help if I ever seen one

I

Nuck Figgers

>>149277068
Reads like a /Heem/ shitpost.

Get

man gonna have to skip this weeks media to much translation back and forth

A

>>149277020
Mike is on a whole different grind

>>149277120
almost perfect. turdpooria also has custom shorts

my girl is all out of focus
it aint no big surprise

>>149277143
Just learn brazilian portuguese

>>149277185
What did he unironically mean by this?

>>149277185
>them

>>149277284
They choose hung ai futa porn instead

>>149277185
Hate this repulsive roided gimp.
My monitor is on btw

B-but the entirety of /heem/ would emplode... this outcome couldn't happen... it can't.. right bros?

>>149277377
I honestly don't give a fuck, I have my own life to take care of. It'd be funny tho

tom aspinall is my champion

>>149277377
This would destroy my liffe

>>149277377
Personally I'd be very happy to watch both of them die.

>>149277377
brazzas.....the bougyours

>>149277185
Stop choosing sex?

>>149277377
I definitely want to see Islam losing. The muzzrat melty will be out of this world

>>149277284
Look into it.

>>149277468
He said what he said.

>>149277377
The wellbeing of the Ummah depends on Islam winning, and as such, I'd rather he'd beat JDM.

>AmericanSportsFan2446
>Is German

Really makes me think. What does grok have to say about this?

>>149277284
He fucks men on the dl

Hey meng its one reply per user

>>149277540
Oh yeah?

>>149277497
mfw chatgpt is smarter at reading than me

What's got this beaner nigga acting like Sweden

>>149277588
Turn your monitor on.

>>149277584
Suite life or Zack and Cody ahh

>>149277588
Turn your monitor off.

Tillbros...

>>149277588
open your laptop

>>149277616
Does he really think he has starpower?

Its funny to know that within a few short years Chandler's little niglets are gonna be reckless little bastards who hate his guts and cost him a small fortune constantly crashing their cars and getting arrested.

>>149277616
>C-can we get this done
Grim.

>>149277616
>good take till

>>149277498
I stand with Chandler.

>>149277524
?

>>149277616
>ye donuts
What's up with scousers calling people breakfast food?

>>149277616
KWAB

>>149277654
Both me btw

>>149277637
Hap is gayer than Jon Jones, Ace on the other hand.

>>149277669
Scousers are fucking nonces

>>149277644
This image triggers my AGP somehow.

>>149277669
You are an onion

>>149277467
Holy shit the crossover of the decade

he's talking about cheating

>>149277616
>I don't mind taking less money. Being the B side. Anything.
It's never been so over

>>149277705
anal gay penis yeah I bet you’re triggered by that fag

>>149277737
Ok so women will lose sexual attraction towards their husbands if they cheat in their mma matches

he's talking about pokemon battles

the Mexican flag is just another sad attempt by spammy to create a new personality
This board is 70% spammy
He is the biggest loser in human history

conor mcgregor has agp

>>149277802
Why do you call him by such a gay nickname, just call him spamfaggot or something

Pawgy Milfington

So its two mexicans and spammy right now? Im confused

>page 2
>Box is higher on the catalog

It's over

oban "missy" elliott

sorry to say I will be deported soon, the Trump administration found the incendiary posts I've been making on Sneedr

jones who? aspinall who?
https://x.com/BigMarcel24/status/1935457360782172557

>>149277994
Pavlovich will lose He is on a loser downward spiral.

Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?

>>149278027
me to my gf every few months

jamawl the skinnyfat dyel GOAT will beat the brakes off khalil roidtrannee

>>149278037
Hey m8 can you stop impersonating me?

Jahmal the type of nigga to have a regular size dick

>>149272635
Not really, it was Catholics/vatican subverting and massacring Europeans

Bring a pillow ROFL my boy just doesn't fucking miss (literally) Charles is done

sneed is always at the ready with the schizo pics

Ilia would sleep Aspinal

>>149278073
>says funny thing
>u r copying me because u r funny
lol
lmao

id turn a pawg milf to a pawg gilf if you catch my drift

I actually don't, no.

>>149273824
>Apparently Ellie Bisping wants to date Islam Macklechev
Which one is ellie bisping

We don't do that here.

>>149278238
white hoodie far right

>>149278185
You'd impregnate her daughter?

>>149278347
doesn't look like an ellie more like a ching chong bisping

>>149278238
>This dude gets to fuck beautiful pink white pussy every night
What do women look for in men?

Which are better: pawg milfs or paag milfs?

How long has "the mma guru" been 'considering' moving to the U.S of A. ?

>>149278238
Why does the chinese girl has less slanted eyes than the white folk?

>>149278419
just be white

>>149277467
What does Arman do to be so swole
>>149277094
LGBTPurias downfall to becoming the #13 Lightweight until he retired will be so satysfying
>>149278430
White women will always have better bodies and more beautiful faces than asian women and much more naturally skilled than "asians"
>>149277616
Remember when this retard ruined his Tommy Fury payday because he thought "Le im going to headkick you!!!" was funny and he kept repeating it over and over

Ellie in Bulgaria...whatever happened there

>>149278419
looks like sneed no kizzy

>>149278480
>What does Arman do to be so swole
Grade A roids bought with daddy's credit card

>>149278480
Arman pulled out because he tried to get some Nina drama pussy and fate punished him for being a fakecel

Just finished swimming another 100 laps around my pool. Gonna keep doing this every single day until Im like 6% body fat ripped shredded and win an Olympic gold medal. Light work, easy money.

joe pyfer fuckes like a motherfucker

so we're gooning again or what?

>>149278419
They are varied individuals with individual tastes.
Don't be psyopped by stupid bullshit online.

>>149278585
Disinformation.

tiny weenie joe pyfer.

>>149277841
Xhe thinks your xer daddy which raped xer.

joe pyfer 10 inches of american steel

>>149278555
Piss in your pool faggot I got work to do

Why did this man do so much to try and impress "Nina"

>>149278555
You're ban evading.

>>149278639
He should wear sunglasses all the time

We got mogged by a Soccer player..

Joe Pyfer surpassed Francis Ngannou's UFC Performance Instutute Power Cube™ punching power number just a few short days after Francis Ngannou left the company due to demanding fair pay on his contract renewal.

Has anyone seen pictures of Armans wife? Supposedly hes married with a kid

Didn't ask. Don't care.

>>149278705
Mad bitch.

Who would've won this

>>149278666
>Francis Ngannou left the company due to demanding fair pay
he wanted 50 million to fight jon jones
his interpretation of "fair" reminds me that he's a 65iq african

>>149278725
The fans.

Like Vince Vaughn says you lose your mind in the process

>>149278690
nina and her gay brother

>>149278725
Could Moicano afford to lose this one?

Prime Moicano was on a fuckin run

Me with my girl best friend after a long day with my bitch wife

>>149278759
rod whats going on big guy

Don't like the guy. Simple as.

>>149278784
Shut up bitch

>>149278356
uhh.. yeah i messed that up

Money Maicano cannot afford to lose.

The UFC heavyweight champion 1/7th of the UFC champions demanded 1/20th of the money from this year's broadcast rights deal alone before accounting for advertising, PPV sales, ticket sales, and merchandise? Even your made up 50 million number seems perfectly reasonable honestly slightly lowball if anything.

>>149278806
But he's already lost multiple times.

shut the fuck up

>>149278809
Based.

>>149278816
Guessing he subbed one of your favs? lol

>>149278823
Takes one to know one brother.

Armando Tsarochian

>>149278816
He has and he will continue to lose, but he can't afford it.

>>149278863
Hes just like me.

>>149278855
I was wondering what happened to you

This my lawyer dawg

>>149278690
Niggas will seriously tell you that these people are European and not Mexican.

>>149278878
This guy knocks on your door to draft you to fight for Israel what do?

moicano ducked my goat dariush for a layup against makelchef or whatever the kids name is

>>149278893
Im going, you get a Camaro, College assistance and monthly payments that'll stack up over 4 years since you cant spend

>>149278893
Killing ass backwards pedophile worshipping durka durka towelhead muzzie sandniggers? Where do I sign up bubba.

>>149278725
Arman since ShartcANO was never good

It should’ve been Chael, not Ben

>>149277705
fuck my shitty ogrehon life, time to ack

they never shoulda gave hues money

>>149278955
Don't do it OG!

turkey à la chic saw dana fail to get his heavyweight champion to sign to fight the interim champ while all the fans are rioting to see it and thought yeah let me put this guy in charge of canelo vs crawford

>>149278893
I'd Kwab his ass

>>149278988
alright but just because you asked very nicely

>>149279059
THE canello?? wow

>>149279059
Dana White? The most successful combat sports promoter of all time? Yeah I can't see why you would want him to promote fights for you.

>>149278913
>>149278920
These guys fuck

>>149279105
kids got hands like belal

Id konck you on your ass snd throw you an towel and just go "heh....clean yourself up..."

gaped taiwanese boypussy

its going to suck when conor dies soon

I want to take a cum piss, instead of piss its just an endless stream of cum while orgasming for 60 seconds

>>149279157
Id say "Heh, you made me bleed my own blood? Pretty good." Then get up and axe kick your ass through the floor boards.

If P. Diddy isn't innocent it should be a mistrial at the least total witch hunt

>>149278662
He does have one of the most cooked eye areas ive seen

>>149279192
based black bussy boy

Diddy P? That dude is about to put Ratlip Chimaev onto life support.

Costa pulls out of every fight

>>149278881
By niggas you mean arman and nina? They really think they are white pipo

Imagine not being white lmao

Daily reminder Volk Wonked ilia's nose in the 2nd round

Don't have any onions sauce for my jasmine rice

It's over

>>149279246
Whats onion sauce?

costa pulls out of your mom every night

>>149279261
Factual post.

this thread is for chads that want to see laura sanko take a shit up close with a gopro right in the toilet

If Gane heel hooked ngannou, none of this would have happened

>>149279279
I mean Im not saying I wouldn't watch but..?

>>149279238
I don't have to

Meh she's your typical milf you see at a Walmart in the Midwest

>>149279243
First pic is simply a different person.
>different overall facial structure
>different hair texture
>different facial hair genetics
Its not the same guy

>>149279279
Why are you pajeets obsessed with eating shit

>>149279298
You're white enough hombre

>>149279304
speak on it BJ

>>149279312
I dont want to eat the poopoo, I just want to see her asshole do cool stuff

>>149279304
who is it?

>>149279331
Valid.

just heard the news

Bings till TUF?

>>149279349
Sneedy b made this meme btw

I almost heel hooked Ngannou in that round 5

>>149279354
6 days bappskie

pray 4 rich franklin

>>149279333
Checked. Some guy hired to impersonate aptoro

Gane wouldn't post here he literally cannot read english.

>>149279349
DJ does have a silly kind of chuddy looking shape to his face now that I think about it

bryce mitchell vs magomed oh my werd buddeh

Gane can read, write and speak fluently in every language on earth

Michael bisping is the only opinion that matters

sicker than grandmas tampon

Kevin Nash deserved it

>>149279410
Every language on Planet Retard maybe

>>149279398
Little malteser head

>>149279452
>>149279452
>>149279452
>>149279452
new