U21 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP
GROUP A
>Tuesday June 17th
21:00 Spain U21 1-1 Italy U21

QUARTERFINALS
>Sunday June 22nd
18:00 TBD - Italy U21

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP
GROUP E
>Wednesday June 18th
03:00 Monterrey 1-1 Inter

>Saturday June 21st
21:00 Inter - Urawa Red Diamonds

GROUP G
>Thursday June 19th
03:00 Al-Ain - Juventus

>Sunday June 22nd
18:00 Juventus - Wydad Casablanca

WOMEN'S U19 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP GROUP A
>Wednesday June 18th
19:00 Sweden U19 - Italy U19

>Saturday June 21st
16:00 Italy U19 - France U19

SERIE B RELEGATION PLAYOFFS
>Friday June 20th
20:30 Salernitana - Sampdoria (0-2)

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, drink a lot of water, practice your witness horrendous calcio crimes face and stay nuclearcalciopilled

>L'AD della #SerieA Luigi De Siervo: «Tutti si chiedono perché manchino i talenti in Nazionale. Parte del motivo è perché mancano i fondi per investire su giovani e impianti e che il calcio perde anche con la pirateria»

is that fucking snake calhanoglu finally fucking off to superlig

>WOMEN'S U19 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP GROUP A
nah you lost me, it would require the Italian team to have some major piece of ass to even consider it.

>>149270002
I'll let you know once I incorporate a fuckability variable in my OP generating script. Right now it just picks up Serie A, Serie B and NT teams and the u19 grills slipped through the cracks of that.

Mo Why Dad Casablanca is a real team

>A match that almost defies description. Germany led by 5-1 at one point but England roared back to draw 5-5 and make this the highest scoring match in U19 EURO. Chances at both ends in the closing stages, but neither side able to find a winner.
This type of stuff is what makes youth football exciting

ternano <3
https://x.com/OfficialSSLazio/status/1935335363410542816

nihao

Just finished Evangelion and now I require my state mandated half german gf

Friendless /seriea/ poster at the back

Mr. Lookman
Bring me a goal
Just like the cutest that I ever saw

Give it two flicks
like Gullit and Klose
Then tell me that my calcioless nights are over

>>149270102
I know the guy running that pizzeria since I was a child, he always gives me a special prize
Very comfy

Juvebros this is the thread >>149267696

Juvebros this is the thread >>149267696

Juvebros this is the thread >>149267696

Juvebros this is the thread >>149267696

>still no Wouter Goes

>>149270139
Just lovely, I'll be sure to visit if I ever find my way to Terni

>>149270339
valente spotted

>>149270339
you deserve to go home tbqh

>>149270425
We will, Finland and Denmark have the possibilty to biscuit it up I think

>>149270433
not really, Denmark would have to concede at least 3 goals without scoring, too much even for professional biscuiters such as them

>>149270461
I just don't trust it when Nordic countries band together, we will see what happens.

>>149270052
>Germany's foreigners versus England's foreigners
>most of the players won't even become fully professional

really thrilling stuff there

do you think that the sudden recent constant and completely artificial push for women's football will succeed eventually?

>>149270948
not as long as there are established women sports that are more entertaining and as long as any kind of softcore porn is one search engine away.

>>149270948
No, not unless men's football callapses all of a sudden. We'll just see it pushed more around the big NT tournaments but club football won't take off.

>>149270948
they don't even have their own Caitlin Clark to astroturf with

BREAKING!!!!!!!!!

>after initial interest from juventus and milan, reinvigorated AS roma, under the auspices of legendary serie a coach gian piero gasperini, are looking to sign olympiacos' defensive dynamo and squadra-azzurra u21 captain, lorenzo pirola

>>149270948
>>149270957 yes thats why you should be watching womens basketball

miss him yet?

>legendary serie a coach gian piero gasperini

Lorenzo pirinola

>>149271223
everyone becomes a legend once he signs for roma

>>149271216
no? The fact that faggot even tried to get back in the NT after what he did is a bigger joke than the NT itself.

Low Countries > Netherlands

>>149271223
>only coach capable of lifting the UEFA cup with a serie a team in the 21st century
yes?

Valente gole :)

what's with teams conceding retarded goals from basic passing and pool D?

>>149271524
Lazio isn't playing doe

meant basic pressing

why doesn't google try to correct me when I search for man shitty?

>>149271565
Because enough Germans exist to make it seem like a legitimate search query

how Belgian

>fouls suffered

is this a new politically correct term for fouls won? utter wok nonsense

What did he tell them?

binland losing. its ogre.

that Valente shot alone just now makes him serie C tier

>>149271945
Come to Ternana

>>149270948
They need to shill some type of rivalry between players with strong personalities like Caitlin Clark-Angel Reese, people might know some womens footballers’ names but they know nothing about them

>>149271992
US sports culture is focussed much more on the individuals so that kind of stuff works much better over there than it would here I think

The 2 goles? Both FC Groningen talentos.

serbia vs italy in 2 hours!

>>149272076
Why is the region of Puglia invading the Serbian territory

>>149272000
It is definitely like that but at the same time pretty much everyone agrees Messi-TSU was peak entertainment unless they’re a hipster

>>149272090
to protect their albanian brothers

smelly danes have the most dangerous lead now.

It's the history of the ducci

2-2 from a freekick ;)

>kaio jorge might be sold for 25m euros
Giuntoli is a national hero

you need too many goals finnbro, if Ukraine somehow managed to draw they'd go through.

>>149272315
now that would be worth a full investigation

Mr. Lotito 1 Valente por favor

>pedoallah started tweeting to himself with fake accounts again
kino cazzomercato

>>149272324
yeah i know but i want result from the danes.

Ohio is just allergic to getting a ball on target

Ohio olio e peperoncino

2 points lost on duccio

>>149272421
finnish bvlls the only ones who didnt lose to danish delight ;)

the Dutch manager genuinely looks like a chimp from certain angles, don't even mean to be particularly racist.

>>149272468
He has that front-loaded jaw

>>149272438
You faught well binland but you slipped on duccio last second and that became your death

-6h 59m

>>149272340
That Riommano reply is insanely good kek

>>149272508
we got refballed hard in that game. they murder balled and not even yellows.

A sfinterista just posted. Let's see, I am beyond certain that this time they won't be talking about the referees now!

>>149272508
our biggest slip was pep fan boy coach made huge changes to the ukie game and we got btfo. cost us the quali.

Gonna take a nap and set alarm for 2:50 to watch Jj, sleep tight /seriea/

who amongst them will be the next Catalina clarakina?

>>149273160
grim

UK has basically just legalised abortion up until birth. Overwhelming vote in support to.

This is related to /seriea/ as this will result in less ScottishTalents being born and transferring to Mr Eni’s Premier Division sponsored by trenitalia

>>149273448
well you were the og big Satan

birds are having a fucking concert AGAIN outside of my window, at 9.20 pm. I swear this is not normal

>>149273584
for me it's seagulls going full ride of the Valkyries at 3am

Die Mannschaft? More like the Gayshaft, wtf is this thing?

Hmm men's shafts...

What would you do if you were equipped with THESE?

I'm crying dawg, we even got Koopmeiners in the oval office while they're talking about bombing Iran

There's a non-0 chance that our sons will open a history book and see a picture of Donald Trump right next to Manuel Locatelli while announcing world-changing decisions

>>149274030
>>149274117
The simulation is reaching critical mass

>>149274030
>....harry potter as he is known, cause im telling ya this kid is magic everyone's been telling me this

>>149274003
Make friends with a mouse and learn to fly

Sorry janny I didn’t mean it janny I won’t do it again janny thanks for the second chance janny

>>149274117
Dressed in the Oval Office like that jeeez

>>149274117
kurpmeiners is the reason why hes bombing iran

>>149274266
kek

who's the second guy from the right next to grimolli

>>149274414
Scanavino

>>149274117
This is legitimately one of the best pictures I have ever seen, Weah's looking at Trump with some insane hatred in his eyes

>>149274117
KEK

>Durante la visita della #Juventus nello Studio Ovale, il Presidente #Trump ha risposto ai reporter ad alcune domande in merito alla minaccia nucleare iraniana.

this can't be real ahahahahahaha

>>149274030
>>149274117
holy shit

>>149274117
>>149274525
wtf is going on

why did he even receive them in the oval office? Wtf?

>>149274557
the US military needs Vlahovic to increase the effectiveness of their shots on target

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1935417973348442418?s=46
>they’re turning everyone transgender folks it’s very very bad, you guys, you used to have a player named bernardeschi, yes? I’ve seen him running around DC like a fag, wearing dresses and going to gay bars, now they say he is a woman

listen to the question man AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1935417973348442418

wait that's why he scrambled together a press conference?

>>149274525
>inb4 McBurger starts WW3

>>149274525

>>149274637
OMEGA KEK

>>149274637
KEK

Netanyahu bows to the giga jew

Trump was also asked to give his thoughts on Kolo Muani
https://x.com/out5p0ken/status/1912963468941992244?s=46

>>149274757
i see that you googled "John Elkann + Israel" too
tried also with John Elkann + wailing wall but nothing

>>149274751
Pure unfiltered kino

>>149274786
there are some of the tranny shagger though lol

>>149274637
Only like a week in his time at Jj and Comolli already got asked if trannies could play for the club by Donald Trump, this cannot be a real world man

Tonight calcio was made

The Calcio in italiaa. Many, many people play calcio from italia. I don’t know what that is, but they play calcio

do you think Lerner is jealous that inter didn't get to the oval office?

Imagine being Teun Koopmeinrs and having to be all like "damn, Mr. Trump, your foreign policy is fuckin' fine, all clever with your tact and strong negotiating skills. I would totally stand by you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his J-Medical. Like seriously imagine having to be Teun and not only standing in the Oval Office while Donald Trump flaunts his disgusting policies in front of you, the favorable press only exaggerating his lack of a functioning brain, and just stand there, question after question, hour after hour, while he perfects the call for WWIII. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD GOVERNS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Gio Scotti clones your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the AZ academy. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the general anesthesia that's breaking out on his hollowed cheeks as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "statesmanlike (for that is what he calls himself)" aura, the stupidity he worked so hard for with Republican aides in the previous months. And then the photographer calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the Secret Service could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Teun Koopmeiners. You're not going to lose your future calcio career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

This is just great

>>149274941
>maybe I should get my hair done like that before they're gone

>>149274974
>Gatti's skull shape
can someone tell him to stop shaving it off please

>>149274637
this is the greatest thing ever posted on this general

>>149275020
We need a Neo Cortex Gatti edit

looks memaeble actually

so apparently there is an european u19 women tournament going on right now

You are about to get raped by al ain just letting you know

>Juventus meeting Donald Trump at the White House while Mehdi Taremi (Inter player) is currently stuck in Iran
it's like poetry

>>149275253

Al Ain De Lon

I KNEEL

>it's real
holy shit i thought you guys were just memeing around with AI.
can't believe i'm in the timeline where the worst juve of the last 50 years meets the most bizarre president in american history

>>149275425

how did they even choose which players to bring besides the burgers?

>>149275507
the most expensive players of the squad to Tudor's left
the most Italian-looking players to his right

I genuinely, and I really mean genuinely, cannot stop laughing
Thank god we fired Grimtoli he would've ruined the moment lmfao

>introducing a Serb to the American president as he's about to bomb someone
is it mobbing?

Scrap the whole "De Winter hater fueling /seriea/'s posting machine"
This entire meeting just granted 2-3 years of uninterrupted content in this general

>>149274751
No abe Lincoln it's over edit?

>>149275647
he would've been the perfect fit to answer the question about womeme football though

This even got Adamo to wake up from his slumber

Trump's got big hands. Good fr him

>>149275448
I'm not fully sure but I think that they're not very much fond of him

>Donald J Trump
>Jj

Donald Tudor

>>149275425
Ghost of Reagan: listen grimolli, you have to introduce crack cocaine and single parents homes, that is what produces the strongest nigge.... I mean calcio players

Donald Jj Trump

Edit idea: Mount Tudmore

>>149276031
kek

I'm sorry but you can't deny it: we are just the protagonists of the sport

>>149276126
he genuinely looks like should be a high ranking politician

Outer Continassa will be real in 2026

>>149276141
He looks like one of those unelected officials that work very high up in something like the Ministry of the Interior

August 1983, Juve at the White House with Vice President Bush Sr.
1983-84 season: Juventus won the championship with the best scorer being a Frenchman (Platini).

>>149276281
This time however it is the president himself, so perhaps the French top scorers will be two (Kolo and Muani)

There was a moment where Locatelli and Trump had that spark - real recognizes real. Truly special

>>149275201
Legal, regulated and based results

In an alternate timeline Allegri would have been at the White House as well

>>149274030
>>149274117
I'm legit in tears from this

>>149276471

I still can't believe it help

*right clicks* *create folder* alright, let's go

What does Juve risk?

Is there a chance that Al-Annalisa actually fucks us tonight

>>149277140

>>149275448

>>149277140
I swear everything involving this man has shitposting potential

>>149276126

>>149277119
should be shopped to say jewentus given the circumstances

After the manager talks Elkann must have thought 'fuck this shit, let's go after the only pancrazio that matters'

Pancrayatollah

>#Lecce, interessamento avanzato del #Leeds per #Krstovic. Resta da capire la volontà dell'attaccante @SkySport

Locatelli and Vlahovic enter the Oval Office...

>#Napoli-#MilinkovicSavic, il portiere del #Torino ha una clausola di 19 milioni di euro, valida per l'Italia

>>149277413
cluck

>Ulteriori contatti tra #nter e Parma per Ange-Yoan Bonny: si offre 22+3 di bonus, i gialloblù chiedono 25 milioni fissi
>Como, piccoli passi in avanti per Jesús Rodríguez del Real Betis
>La Fiorentina pensa a riportare in Italia l'ex Napoli Hamed Junior Traoré
>Cagliari, primo approccio per #Cancellieri
>Palermo, in arrivo #Audero per la porta e Palumbo del Modena per il centrocampo. Ai gialloblù andrebbe Dario Saric

MY team is about to push the button that will doom the world to a nuclear warfare
YOUR team is trying to get one of its players out of a war zone

https://x.com/patrickendrick/status/1935056611157881287
Ranieri: "As for my relationship with Gasperini... I didn't like him either! That's the first thing I said to him. I told him, 'You're not liked. The Roma fans don't like you'"

Signore moment

>>149277919
wtf i rate ranieri now

>kalunegru
>kelly
>ruganoid
>muttuidi
>negruani
glad i will miss this game lole

What does the 47th President of the United States think about a potential Dybala return to Jjuventus

Pete Hegseth on VAR

>>149277919
>The Roma fans don't like you
Gasperini must have felt like winning another Europa League final

Romeo Agresti but it's Tucker Carlson

Oh no

>>149278086
Most honest Serie A season since 84/85 since he’s too drunk to operate the Marmotta League deepfaking software

In 5 years Gatti went from laying bricks to visiting the White House

In 5 years Tudor went from stealing copper wiring in a brothel house to visiting the White House

Brazil head coach Carlson Tuckerlotti

>>149278271
This league ain't big enough for the two of us copper thiefs

in 5 years kalulu went from embarrassing himself for bbilan to embarassing himself for jj

>>149278103
>So Damien Comolli is the new “Sporting Director” of Juventus FC, but has he actually SIGNED anybody???? Or is he off, galivanting on podcasts about what a great leader he is? I don’t know folks, it just seems…I guess you could call it a bit concerning. You can talk a big game, sure, but there are DelusionFC posters SUFFERING, DYING from a lack of dopamine and news, these are the people you’re supposedly “loyal to” and you hang them out to dry??? I just, I can’t wrap my head around it.

>>149278298
What's with that oversized watch

>>149278316
it's a special ed tool thing, like Pioli's white sneakers with the extra fat soles

>>149278316
I'm trying to workshop a joke about that being his ankle tracker that the probation office is making him wear but I can't really work it out

>>149278206
Hopefully the iranians gets mad enough that they start parsing infos left to right instead and take out the FIFA baldie first

>>149278206
Is that arabic or ngoppmeiners' electroencephalography?

>>149278316
it's stolen
bdum tss

Le Chiffre, but he's actually played by Manuel Locatelli and his gimmick is that he loses every single poker hand

>>149278316
for a big wrist you don't need a watch big, but a big watch!

>>149278316
It was handcrafted specifically to feature the trophies won by the negrazzurri club this season

>>149278316
Every Romanian gets a little reliquary to wear with the first piece of copper they steal to remind them where they came from.

Pachuca vs. RB Salzburg halted due to severe weather. Al Ain vs. Juventus (kickoff 21:00 EDT) may also be affected.

>>149279012
Negru it's already a miracle I'm up at that hour

>>149278797
Wouldn't Zaniolel be better for that part?

The first line-up of the post-Grimtoli era, the Grimolli era if you will

Cpt. Muttuidi is up

>>149279152
Look at those cotton-pickingmaxxer lips on A. Traoré, dayum

>>149279190
Welcome back, Samuel Iling-Junior

>>149279152
>Ratnik
>Rabia
lol

>>149279266
miss him desu fra

Cool graphics tbqh

Bench: Pinsoglio, Daffara, Garofani, Gatti, Locatelli, Koopmeiners, Vlahovic, Gonzalez, Adzic, Kostic, Weah, Rugani, Douglas Luiz, Rouhi, Mbangula

>>149279397
Three stars, not many can claim this!

>advertised you had to subscribe to dazn to watch the club world cup
>match is free on Italy One
is there anything related to current year calcio that isn't quintessentially jewish?

>>149279477
Please tell me Merdaset lowballed DAZN and didn't help them overcome an imminent bankruptcy

>>149279477
Do you actually have to subscribe? It's free on DAZN over here, you need an account but no membership.

>>149279477
They don't make it obvious on the website but the whole cwc is free to watch on dazn, just need to sign up and ignore all the subscription popups

You read it here, beautiful folks: Antonio Costa is going to go full sicko mode on these Al Allah bluds

>>149279504
don't know I'm watching a channel that's free on tv and on their site on a pirate streaming site, just was surprised by how scummy their advertising was for the last 2 months lol

>>149279517
They advertise stuff like higher resolution, surround and HDR if you get premium. But apparently their colours are overblown, the sound mixing is shit (you hear people talk around the commentators) and it still looks like a 720p youtube stream from 2016.

>>149279504
Yeah, you need an account but no actual paid subscription (unsure if you need a credit card attached but I really don't think so). They did the same for a bbilan match earlier this season

>no idea on how to spend the next 25 min

>>149279557
TeleLombardia's QSVS mentioned

>yes the stadiums might be empty but it's because they were built for the NFL so have too many seats to fill
what kind of cope is that

>>149279575

The White House might find out about Kelly tonight

>>149279575
pissy pass it around until thiago marmot squats with a frown
oh wait

Speaking of squatting, it's surprising no team was ever seriously linked with Farioli.

>10 minutes to go
>deserted stadium
when do they start entering?

>>149279732
Pretty sure Zingaro is planning to ghost no matter what

Why would you get this hair with that skull shape though

>>149279767
Cazzic spotted!

PREPARE YOUR ANUS JEWVE

lmao there were more people attending at the u21 euros

>a bleached version of Vinicius Jr. exists

*smacks lips*

would the tall linewoman

the amount of thirdies foaming at the mouth for this lot of glorified friendlies is hilarious

>>149276696
Why is that team so white? This is problematic?

I've seen serie C stadiums that look like peak Olimpico compared to this

Just seen a fan take a picture of Lloyd Kelly aura farming

These crowd shots are amazing, that granny in the blue shirt was incredible

all the fans in the stands they showed with the Jj shirt were each uglier than the other tbqh

>italian calling other countries thirdies

middle eastern slags

I do NOT like this kit tf

There was no need for Al-Ain to wear the Cardiff shirts

Did jewe wrar these pajamas this past season?

>>149280036
No, lat year was black/white for him, that yellow/white/pink away and dark blue and gold third

What an absolute VILLAIN the sandnegru's team's coach

La Viola e una notte

It's 03:06 and I just heard the name "Kalulu" in real life from my television device

do Muttuidi has the armband only because they're playing in America right?

>>149280106
I think he has the most apps. of the players on the field

>>149280106
It was promised to him 58893 meetings ago

era

>yildez still does random dribbles that lead him nowhere and shitalians are impressed

That's a pen lmfao

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kolo muani that’s my darg

That Trump magic

Tudorism is working.

KOLO KOLO

>and the crowd goes mild
Audi cup vibes

Juve anthem when scoring. We are, simply, the biggest club in the world.

>>149280226
Do NOT check the name of the stadium where they're playing

>>149280247
lol

>>149280226
Cut some slack to the americans, they're still tailgating in the parking lots on Kelly's flank

>>149280226
same atmosphere as allianz stadium

Grimbiaso..........

Cambiaso you’re stuck here pal it’s time to start trying again

D-Did I just see a good inserimento by Kelly?!

KINOceicao

Now just imagine if we jew out for Conceicao for Adeyemi

>he's unironically called Kaku

Just saw Elkann do cute poses!

'kann spotted

ALBERTO COSTA SICKO MODE

VGHHHH that iberian connection

Gonceicao :3

Chicobros let's fucking go

only god player in jewve

I'm going to regret saying this, but the ref looks like a younger version of my mom

What exactly is the woman doing kek

>>149280380
>filename
jej

Now let's add THAT to Serie A lol

>>149280393
Added to the spreadsheet

>>149280393
SEXXXXXXOOO SEX SEX SEX

>Costa gets fouled and keeps up the play
>VAR check for handball
These guys are so tarded man

>holds the ball with his arm
>not handball
what??

>>149280393
and uglier right?

Kelly................................ heads it

TURCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dildiz golazo

>>149280482
Two goals? After twenty minutes?!

going back to bed, death to little infant

>>149280505
>two

Making Infantino seethe live, priceless :)

Holy fuck what a golazo

warra hit
the dazn commentators really undersell it though, give me Ray Hudson

Put Adzic

Reminder that Yildiz now has a higher market value according to the geniuses at Transfermarkt than scarafaggiofenomeno Güler

Do we thin koop is gonna see the pitch?

Tudor is just farming reaction pics at this point

Why does Callegari keep saying "Khocholava" lol

>>149280604
he drippin' fr fr

>>149280584
Motta could never

Kelly....... almost headed it

Mister Ted Cruz please give us another goal by half time

I blinked and wtf +5'

>tfw can’t play a team of kafala system slaves with a striker named Labia every week
feels bad man

Poker.

We are so back bros

Chef's kiss of an assist from Khephren

We're 1 goal away :)

Now that was a bretty gud first half

Rolling digits for the Vlach subbed on to Mayulu the situation

Tudor sub some fucken memes

Costs already has two assists and is playing very fucking well

According to the law of the big numbers, with another goal Juve wouldn't have to play any injury time

Just saw Mbangula

Weah and Doodooglas Pooiz in

>woman lino too
fuck is this shit desperate housewives?

Tori Penso Ergo Sum

>douglas luiz in
>get rekt
Classic

I was taking an hell of a comfy windy piss and forgot the game restarted ffs

What a fucking save

>>149281094
>Doodooglas Pooiz in
Oh that explains the chance that Al-Ain just got

>muttuidi

Tudor, rape Douglas Luis

Ads everywhere

Just seen Kelly menacingly shout at his own teammates after saving a ball (that was offside)

FIVE.
FIVE.
FIVE.
FIVE.
FIVE.

Le Cut Inside Midget

AAAAAAND FIVE IT IS

@MisterTudor order your players to stop NOW, it's the result we wanted

Just pay the 30 million

>>149281276
>that pic
Laughed out loud

>>149281303
I know we're lacking in defence but paying for an Arrow missile doesn't seem the best option right in this moment

Mayulu successfully achieved

[Mambo no. 5 intensifies]

Make them dance!

Please just headshot Douglas Luiz

He's in

Fucking based, we bought Infaggino

These guys are making Conceicao look like Dybala

Zingaro is up

no Kostic :(

By Allah I now remember Chadli

Wish >we scored likes this in the Serie A.

Based Cats

They're gonna ruin the score aren't they

Yeah he's Cats alright

4 more minutes letsgo

>>149281700
If Koop keeps on getting the ball it will feel like 40 minutes

We were SO CLOSE from getting the score ruined by the usual suspect

>>149281734
And again

Fever status?

>>149281705
The who slows down time.

3 more minutes...

I can literally see the sun

>>149281754
It's already bright outside. Just get started on breakfast, amico.

>>149281754
Comfolli

>>149281754
Wanna sleb but it's already the morning, at least I got to see Jj play

The game? Ended at 5:00
The score? 0-5 for MY club

Good night Fiveboys, a new era is upon us

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>149281806
>Recluse cosplay
SEXOOOOOO

5-0 Conceicao it's over

>Kolo Muani is the 'Superior player of the match'

today I learnt that officials aren't meant to always give a big trophy after a team wins 5-0

>>149273160
who is this semen demon

>>149270339
Why would someone visit Terni if not forced?

>Donald Jewentus Trump

as if this football club couldn't be more repulsive *ptoo*

>croatincel is turning into such a wigger that he's fully embraced the afroamerican stance about Trump

Thiago motta is now a ref? Damm

>>149283866
this has to be antisemic right

Now just imagine if, instead, we conceded those five goals. Maybe in a European final of the maximum prestige. Ha! Might break some records here and there

Yes because mo the american president never ever received a sports team
We're so special and le epic memes guys, forza juba, can't wait to tell this to the guys at the Reparto Imballaggi after the pausa pranzo

I kneel Vaciago

mo winning 5-0 against a team of runs from home is a historical achievement

>>149284196
it is to italian teams in the >current year

local cardioanale paypiggy mad mad

Well, jjfags?

>>149283762
"fuck Israel and fuck Donald Trump" - Zoran Milanović

unless you're LARPing, I can't imagine any rational person looking at this golem and thinking "yeah... he's cool!"

Kaby Alonso is obviously a thiago loffa tier tactical cuck (still desu he at least won something unlike Moffa), real madrid fucked up big time but at least they won't have to buy him a panettone this december (mo spanishbvlls eat such slop anyway)

Kaby lake

On this day 35 years ago, Roberto Baggio scored one of the greatest goals of Italia '90 against Czechoslovakia

>>149284394
for sure he did score many more goals and carried italy to the cup in their own country right?

>>149284394
Brahim diaz scores this every 2 matches

>La Russa: "In finale di Champions non è stata la vera Inter"

>BREAKING: AFC Ajax are in advanced talks to sign Raúl Moro from Real Valladolid. Valladolid want over €10m for the 22-year-old, with Wolves recently showing interest.
>Club-to-club talks continue, with no agreement yet reached, but Ajax lead the race.(via @Matte.Moretto)

It’s over

>>149284776

>>149284789
look at those chubby legs

i know 90% of british women are ugly fat hogs but no one is asking you to post their pics here

kys grimolli
kys negruani
kys kalunegru
kys muttuidi
kys floyd
kys gonzalez why not lol

“I guess it was a cool experience, obviously, being in the White House… as the first time, it’s always wonderful, but I’m not one for the politics, so it wasn’t that exciting,” Weah said after the game.

“It was all a surprise to me, honestly — they told us that we have to go and I had no choice but to go. I was caught by surprise, honestly. It was a bit weird. When he started talking about the politics with Iran and everything, it’s kind of like, I just want to play football man.”

>>149285565
why cant negrus beat the dumb negru accusations?

>>149285565
Fair enough honestly, gave us funny ass images but if we're being honest for a second that situation was weird as fuck

kill!

>>149284394
if you tried that now you'd lose possession and expose your team to a counter or some bullshit like that

>new Araujo rumors
Scary hours

if everything goes the right way next june carlos cuesta will be attending max's masterclass at coverciano

>5-0 win
We're gonna score so much, you may even get tired of scoring. And you'll say, 'Please, please. It's too much scoring. We can't take it anymore. Mr. Tudor, it's too much.' And he’ll say, “No, it isn’t!”

When is the hancko signing going to be announced

The 5-0boys' rivals winning a 0-5 game ending at 5am
Bravissimo Hideo

>>149286441
Al Nassr has contacted Feyenoord with a substantially improved bid for Dávid Hancko. The club from Saudi Arabia resumed talks after CEO Majed Jaman Al-Sorour left, and has now intensified the negotiation process under the leadership of sporting director Fernando Hierro. The transfer is expected to be clarified soon.

According to 1908.nl, the new offer is significantly higher than the previous €32 million. As is often the case with clubs from the Middle East, it concerns an almost fully guaranteed transfer fee, with no significant bonus structures. That makes the proposal extra attractive for Feyenoord. Moreover, the amount is almost immediately available and the club management can invest immediately.

Within the Rotterdam club, the legal team led by Joris van Benthem is working out the details. Feyenoord, Al Nassr and Hancko are now on the same page and are jointly working towards a final agreement. During last season, the Slovakian already indicated he was ready for the next step in his career and Feyenoord are also cooperating on a transfer.

I'm going to be very honest, I understand Mbappe on all accounts, happens to me everytime!

How many, again?

Napoli > Jewentus

Update coming next week.
来週、アップデート来ます。

>>149286628
>next week
Bit busy with something else next week...

what the fuck was juve even thinking about when they visited the white house

>>149286757
Elkann has been buddying up with Trump a couple of times now to make sure he doesn't end up on the wrong side of tariffs for Stellantis. It's that simple.

>Benfica are in talks with Feyernoord to sign Hadj-Moussa, who is seen as replacement for Di Maria
>Camarda is set to renew with Milan and then go on loan. Lecce, Spezia and Cremonese are interested in the striker
>Napoli are interested in Brighton's Matt O' Riley: a fee of 20-25M is expected for the player

*Meant Carrarese instead of Cremonese

>>149286776
idk why are people bending the knee so hard for someone who is going to have max 3 more years in power
less if he losses congress in the elections next year

>>149286806
Because of the American Congress somehow being even less effective than a room filled with sleeping Lotito's, no matter the results of elections. So whatever Trump decides on now, it might just stay in place longer than his time in office.

>debating dropping a tenner so I can play the game 48 hours early because there's nothing else to play

I am... a good goy indeed...

>>149287217
Do it

>>149287236
wot if I get Atomic Heart on sale instead

do I want to know why Jerry Calà is the face of my team's season ticket campaign?
No
Is it based?
Maybe

Matchday 1
Saturday 23 August
18:30 Genoa vs. Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo vs. Napoli
20:45 Milan vs. Cremonese
20:45 Roma vs. Bologna

Sunday 24 August
18:30 Cagliari vs. Fiorentina
18:30 Como vs. Lazio
20:45 Atalanta vs. Pisa
20:45 Juventus vs. Parma

Monday 25 August
18:30 Udinese vs. Verona
20:45 Inter vs. Torino

>>149287287
The game will end up on sale again eventually, the magic of experiencing the game at a proper release in pristine conditions is something that can be easily missed and you won't ever have a chance to get it back

>>149287287
i heard it comes with a free bomb dropped on kiev
>>149287320
grim

>Frederic Massara è il nuovo direttore sportivo della Roma

>>149287320
We don't play at 18 on a Saturday

How many more MOTM trophies before Italian clubs start showing interest?

>MOTM

it's called Superior Player of the Match now, chud

no more gendered language that alliterates and is easy to say

Grim

>>149287462
o i am laffin

>>149287462
Imagine if Gattuso somehow manages to get them to the WC

>BREAKING: #Napoli have bid €30m to sign Matt O’Riley from Brighton & Hove Albion.
>The 23-year-old’s considered ‘important’ to the Seagulls’ project, but they’ll entertain bids that meet their valuation of the Dane, who joined for £25m.

Anthony Taylor moment

I hate that bald fuck so much

there's nothing worse than skinny bald guys

just gross looking people

>Matt O'Riley
>Dane
wot

>>149288012
aye, lad

O'Reily

>>149288012
>>149288031
>As well as England, he is eligible to represent Denmark due to his mother's side of the family.

MDE Presents: Extreme Peace is out, bros finna watch the exclusive preview on Sam's twitter

>>149288066
ya know it, lad

Donkey Kong Bananza, but instead of going deeper into the earth you dig into Inter's financials

>>149287287
It's shit, enemies are boring bullet sponges

>>149288091
Croatcel they just withdrew the money from my preorder and it's about to get shipped
Your turn now

Samuel Mbangula has played only 5 minutes (2 minutes vs Udinese and 3 minutes vs Bologna) since the arrival of Tudor.

any signings

or sporting directors

or visits with heads of state to discuss transgender women playing in men's sports

My schizo theory is still that (N) are just toying with bbilan with the 20 mil for Musah offer and just wasting bbilan time and reasources. Watch the saga go on the entire mercato with no purchase

>>149288559
No worries we won 5-0 against the Iranian delegation for nuclear talks, everything goes well :)

Just two more weeks lole

>>149289282
the Chinese coof will live on forever with the two more weeks lol

>>149288392
imagine paying for things before they're delivered to you

COD master race

Not shopped btw
100% real

>Napoli in trattative con il Torino per Milinkovic-Savic e Ngonge

Death Stranding 2 will release alongside a heatwave in Croatia

Caspere knew this

>inter without Inzaghi draws against some literally who team
>some literally who desert team with Inzaghi draws against Real Madrid
I think Demone was the real deal

>Como, contatti tra Fabregas e Morata

>>149290309
just get him away as far as possible from milan, although como is nearby

Business idea: Pedullà on Truth social

French heathen qt fetish unlocked

>unironic negruani shilling because he scored against sandnegru shitters
desperate fans + gigashitter negru = delusional cope

>>149292049
Pics?

>>149292283

>>149292465
Intrasting, imagine if they linked up. I'd deffo need it

>>149286628
208 on the left?
Lancia Delta, either the rally Integrale or the road going model.
Unsure about the last one. Cant say its a Scirocco because the front end looks pretty slanted, maybe a Citroen CX?

>>149292465
who is she?

>>149293112
Federica Figa

Jannik Sinn-ACK

>Jadon Sancho
>Darwin Nunez
Nabule dinasty is already over

ederson and hojlund rumours would be gud.

My father just told me a mercato news about Rugani or so

>Aguerd
who

Nayef Amerd

Sergio Aguerd

Rino the Wino Gattuso is a total DEI hire (mentally challenged?)—a weak coach, low energy, and proven looser! Once again, the FIGC shows its complete incompetence!

>>149294722
please share

/tv/ idea: The Rehearsal, but instead of trying to fox the lead cause of airplanes crashing, the show tries to bring calcio back to life.

>>149294981
why didnt marottard sign him

>Juventus will collab with FORTNITE.

>>149295631
Atlanticist couldn't let it happen

Atlanticists Madrid

>>149295654
i fucking knew it
>>149295650
will this pay for our delusions?

>>149295706
>will this pay for our delusions?
It might just cover Grimo Negruani's bonuses

Move here to claim your free Fortnite Gatti skin:
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