I thought only Americans give a shit about this?

all yuros have mommy issuesdue to their mommy states, that's why they all date older women, macron is the ideal man to them.

she's 2 years younger than his dad

>>149270394
Its true. This is why I have fucked every american posters mom at least twice.

>>149270375 (OP)
Would you:

Date an ugly women of your age
Or
Date a 30 year old hot women?
i would get the 30 years old for sex and experience

>>149270450
>would
Have you never?

>>149270450
The latter
I'm 30 btw

>>149270450
>would you rather date a 17 year old or a 30 year old
not getting me this time, diddy

>>149270375 (OP)
>nerman fan
Yeah it checks out, his career will be done before he reaches 20

>>149270646
This, he is the reincarnation of nerman.

He's getting mogged by that vixxen. Look at their arm/shoulder/forearm/leg developement.

>>149270375 (OP)
succubus got him

>>149270375 (OP)
He already got cheated on by his teenage gf. Why not choose an older slag instead?

she's called fati vazquez btw

>>149270646
Neys career was great until 26, so lamine has 8 more years and 2 world cup cycles left.

>>149270963
every englishman's girlfriend is also a Fati.

>>149270627
did you just admit to being 17?
janny banani wouldn't like this post...

>>149270375 (OP)
When I was fresh outa HS I had a job as a groundskeeper for a local Country Club. The beer cart girl there was 33 with the perfect MILF body (big tits nice ass and a little tummy). I had so much fun hooking up with her everytime she'd drop her kid off at her ex's.
Can't fault Yamal at all, MILF's are fun and I pity the virgins on this board who never got to experience it.

>>149270646
He and Pedri will become legends in Barcelona night life. Probably together with Niko
>>149272334
He didn’t start seriously until Paris. Lamine is already starting. Won’t last until 21.

>>149270450
I'll tell you what, I'd never date any of this instagram whores, because I guarantee you that none of them loves these athletes.
They're golddiggers, and that's it.

>>149272954

Bait thread bro. You didn't have to make up stories to impress a shut in Brazilian

>>149270450
I'm almost 40 so the post-wall baddies sound like they're right up my alley

>>149270450
Why are those the only options?

>>149270375 (OP)
nice.

>>149272872
did janny actually delete that
cringe