Real Madrid - Al-Hilal (pre)match thread
A new time for a new era edition (watch your timezone)
Scoop Real Madrid Starting Squad
>Courtois; Alexander-Arnold, Huijsen, Asencio, Fran Garcรญa; Valverde, Tchouameni, Bellingham; Rodrygo, Gonzalo & Vinicius.
>bono
uh, we are gonna tie, slurp incoming
Why not Guler back instead of Gonzalo
>>149272538>cancelodamn why tf is he there he was so good not long ago
>>149272525>they still didnโt hire a proper no9
How many today for this dumb animal?
>>149272263 (OP)Good lord. What was the point of getting rid of Abuelotti if Xabi will keep playing Rodrygo.
>>149272525>5 Spanishwe are so back
>>149272719>>149272568>>149272412let Xabi cook, there must be a reason
>>149272880M apple probably didnโt want to play
Trent getting rinsed by some date farmer plz
>>149272607we're hiring carreras, a tall striker and a midfielder after the cwc
Probably Budimir or Schick as a hoofball substitute to mbappe
my friend bono will carry these shitters to the first upset in the tournament
>>149272596fell out with pep
>>149272911ุฃููุฒ ุงูููุงูู
The kids had fun, now it's time for the big guys to play
How hard are we winning today? 4-0? What's stopping this chad from winning the whole thing?
>>149272910I donโt get the hype with Carreras and less considering the moortuguese scam. 20 millions for him is more than enough.
>>149272910>we're hiring carrerasnegotiations are not going well tb h
>>149272929The fucking gert chasm in your midfield
>>149272931it's still better than Fran or Mendiddy, it's either that or Grimaldo but then we would have to switch to a 3 cb
>>149272949Would rather bring Rafa Guerreiro for some little bucks and wait.
>>149272943you clearly don't know ball, Huijsen will go up and play double pivot with Tchouameme when we have the ball, CB with best passing in the world
This will boost both Bellingham and Valverde
>>149273002Top "ball" knowledge lad. Holy kek lol
The first of many hatewatches, Liverchads.
>>149272538>MalcomThis nigga is fucking good and I didn't know where he was
>>149273016seething scouser kwab
how do I do the snake emoji on here?
>>149272949Lewis Skelly only has one year left in his contract. He may renew, but a good offer could make a deal happen. The 50 millions Benfica are asking for Carreras would be better spent on Lewis Skelly.
>game is played in la Florida Espaรฑola
will be packed innit
>>149273044BLMlotti left no more ngubu signigs
>>149273017>redditpool hatingLmao
When the draw happened this match was Neymar facing Real Madrid once again.
What's the sell8ng point now?
carreras looks like a lucas vazquez 2.0
wouldn't sign him for shit
>best team of Asia and America in our group
Always rigged against us
Is this what's referred to as "panchitada historica" ?
>>149273017got a gatorade with me in case I get dehydrated spitting at my tv
>>149273106>le one season wonder moorcan't think of a more reddit gk
>Monkey Jr
Hoping for total Fagdrid destruction
>Channel 5 stream
Haven't seen British telly in years.
Weird not seeing the same Messi Michelob ad and that AI slop anime ad for bipolar meds.
>>149273131didn't your team just get raped? go to bed
>>149273156Pick up your plug and a lot of lube
>>149273182Yeah and you pick up the tacos i ordered and bring them to me. Game is about to start
>>149273164nah, my team it's going to play now
Why are Americans always late to the games?
>Reaches the CL final
>Loses 5-0
>Leaves
Hooooooooooly based
and now introducing... el mono!
even with two halals stadium is still half full
huijsen's walkout was awkward
not madrid material
is my nigga gonna evangelize all the madrid muslims and africaรฑoles?
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how many tonight?
(times dribbled past)
>>149273192Donโt act salty moortuguese faggot when you are part time plumbers and wc cleaners in Switzerland
Hope RM plays like shit so their retarded fans start losing their mind like last season
>Gonzalo Garcia
literally who?
>marching out like it's the UFC
Cringe and gay af.
>>149273235>Y-you work humble jobs in one of the most civilized countries in the worldNice one buddy
>Gonzalo Garcia
literaly whomst? did this guy ever come on for Madrid last season? i genuinely don't remember and i watched Madrid almost every week
If Mbappe is sick, why not play Endrick in his place? He is a striker
>>149273251Do be like that
>>149273267out for 3 months
>Bini is here
I feel like I haven't seen him play in the last 10 madrid games. I miss that ugly lil nigga.
madrid squad looking suspiciously white tonight
>>149273265he literally saved us from fumbling copa del rey vs leganes
>finally a full stadium
thank god for al hilal
>>149273265He scored the winner goal against Leganes in Copa del Rey
>>149273316oh yeah, that was him
first i thought he was the kid who scored that long range shot in the CL but then i realized it was Nico Paz
>sign up to dazn
>silkie smooth 13 fps
footybyte it is.
>>149273044Skelly just renew but aside from that he is too similar to Trent imo. What Alonso need on the left to counterbalance Trent/Carvajal is a physically dominant pacy wingbacks. Just look at other 3atb system wingbacks partnership as a model like Dimarco/Dumfries and obviously Grimaldo/Frimpong.
Inzaghi can only play 3 cb? kwab
vinicius is ruining brazil's reputation
>>149273347the game's free on youtube here in Brazil
>Cancelo
Why did he do it? He could've easily stayed in Europe for a couple more years.
ALHAMDULILAH, LETS FUCK MADRID AND MONO'S ASS
>>149273347Itโs only on phones or tv too?
Halal going to lose this, Hilal will win
>>149273381For the money obviously
The nigga has kids to fred
Ooo. Hilal, not bad at all
What an annoying hate watch when I hate both teams.
why did you retards make 2 threads
>>149273436some faggots insist in having a general
>>149273436The other one has more replies therefore closer to bump limit, leave this one for later
>>149273436The other thread is the antis thread coping and seething
>>149273414we all know halal robs, what did hilal do?
>>149273379Fuck off morokek
>>149273456doesn't matter this was first
>>149273471All Spaniards are
>>149273471Negreira fc propaganda
>>149273436football threads attract lonely attention whores (arrow posters, slag posters, etc)
Looks like Hilal takes those friendlies really serious.
what's going on with the Real Madrid defence?
>>149272596Locker room cancer, not even Bayern and Barca wanted to keep him
>>149273505Yeah, not quite world cup final tier like sudacas but they seem to take it serious
>>149273505>europoors coping already
>>149273519they're in maimi, likely spent last night doing pink cocaine off bronze nipples
Perez will be dead soon. He looks like a prune.
Florentino was almost falling asleep
>>149273505>STOP TRYING TO WIN! TRYHARD! (we don't care btw)
>>149273519>Bournemouth reject and some youth shitterBig downgrade from Rudiger and Militao
>Vini
lmao some things never change. Imagine diving against Camel FC
New season same old Vinicius
ref cam is an incredible addition to the game. top tier kwab potential
that is a harsh yellow. fifa with the racism again baka
yeah i've seen enough, sign Zubimendi tonight
>16 min
>yellow
>on the verge of chimping out
never change mono
>>149273647Zubimendi is Arsenal bound
Rodrighost is fucking shit
>>149273637this might legitimately lead to better behavior from players. only a matter of time before we get a viral pov video of a player acting like a massive bitch
>2 shit passes from 66 already
>>149273644i havent written 'shaking my head' in so long i forgot its filtered kek
>>149273656Only until Madrid decides they want him lmao
the other thread is way more active... good bye guys...
>66 losing the ball and giving away a foul
H O W E V E R
>trent
He's not playing as soon as Carvajal is fit
Wow how underrated is the Saudi league actually? Still 0-0 and they not getting steamrolled
Did /sp/ underestimate Arab football? This whole "muh sand league" seems silly now
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we're here
>>149272279>>149272279recycle this one later
>>149273703it's on par with the brazilian league
>>149273703Ronaldo tried to tell us but some hate him so much that they laughed at it
>>149272263 (OP)Does the ref hate real madri???? I thought argentinos loved real madrid(loved barca most of course)
>>149273693kek liverpoop fans want to see him fail
???? Al hilal is a an expensive team. Wtf are you guys going on about
>>149272263 (OP)>Here are your match officials, bro.
>>149273746I'm not even a Liverpool fan and I want to see him fail, smug cunt that can't defend for shit
>>149273701He should play above Carvajal and pack Rodrighost to Qatar
>min 23
>scoreless
uh cavern sisters?
This is as close as we can get to a social experiment
>Europe's rejects vs trained monkeys
>>149273784i dislike all of these players. forza hilal
>>149273663>>149273693The bitterness is hilarious.
>mfw not Ancelotti was the problem
Just sell the mono and rodrygo and buy Gyรถkeres.
Just subscribed to the DAZN package 29.99 euros per month to watch the club world cup.
Infantino won.
>it's another opp team misses 30x chances and vardrid wins 1-0 (90 + 6) episode
>>149273863You know you don't have to pay to watch it right? It will let you on a free account
>>149273588what the fuck is FIFA doing
>>149273863its free on free-dazn in uk and all the 'good' games are on free to air terrestrial tv.
>>149273898You know you can watch on your regular pirate streams and not make any account?
>>149273940Yeah but now I can watch it on the actually telly instead of on my monitor like an incel
>>149273947is it tastier than straight water?
>>149273959Can't you chrome cast?
>>149273947how would a straight water break be like?
>30mins
>cooling break
what's happened to soccer
>>149273959I watch it on my monitor and im an incel so it checks out
>>149273975I could, but I'm not installing chrome and joining the google botnet to do that
Halal and Hilal dying out there
ancelotti or alonso that looks like the same lifeless crap
>>149273995>89 degrees at 3 in the night Dude do you live in Venus?
Gooooooollll Gonzalito
>>149273982As opposed to faking an injury?
>>149274006oh jinxed myself again
Damn Valverde is thining, dude has 4 hairs
>>149273959kek
Has it gotten you laid yet?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>149274044Yes, your mom is just doing her thing along my shift as your sister takes care of my balls
>plays like shit for 30 minutes then randomly scores somehow
that's halal mandril alright
>>149273992sounds like incel behavior to me tbdesu
>misshit cross
>misshit shot
>goal
lmao what is this mls tier dogshit
>>149273992you cant use 4chanx on chrome anymore so that's one more reason to not use it
>>149274082>plays like shit for 30 minutes then randomly scores somehowThey're back!
>>149274068that sounds like something an incel would say
dazn commentator was like "dean huijsen has two excellent feet, both left and right" so i was like in the DAZN fanzone "so he has 4 good feet?" haha
>>149274133>join our thread, we have arrowposters!nah i'm good
Cucked by a Neves penalty yet again
xabi is looking pretty fraudulent from the beginning
>>149274172so that's why this thread felt so good
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lets go al hilal, expose these euro frauds
ARROWPOSTER, I SUMMON THEE
>>149274240Baseado
que se foda o halal mourodrid
europoors are getting exposed hard
vinicious is such an eyesore
>>149273002>Huijsen will go up and play double pivot with Tchouameme when we have the ball,HOLY BASED
What part of Al are you lads from?
>kane
>haaland
>mbappรฉ
0 goals in the club world cup
frauds
inshallah bros we are back.
>No Mbappe
Don't think I'll be watching this all the way to full time tbhlads.
what part of al-hilal are you from boys
Alonso is a terrible fit for Halal
>>149274250it makes you from spain
>>149274277*Halal Negrodrid
>Real worse performance than boifica
>>149274151How do you say DAZN in your country?
>>149273347>wants everything for freeMorena was a mistake
>>149274294that's an actual male human btw
with a penis that shoots real thick cum ropes
>>149274292west bank here
>only brown flags
holy grim thread
>kwabdrid parking the bus
Moordrid sisters???
Blow the whistle, i need to piss
Guys I'm going out for quick shopping now, want me to grab you anything from the market?
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Al-Hilal is looking pretty elite these days. And you're telling me Al-Ittihad is even better?
everyone must do this after arab teams score
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyNnzSnrHkM
>>149274337it's in their dna, not even guardiola can fix them
Jesus christ this Madrid defense remains ass.
Blow the whistle SAVE VARDID
>>149274346Kafir heads, freshly chopped off if possible.
>>149274321estou apenas a chamar os bois pelos nomes
O importante รฉ ser branco.
>>149274346Pack of dates and 20 gitanes lad
They sacked Ancelotti for this...
>66 smoked again
Loving this hatewatch 2bh
>>149274346do you have haagen dazs ice creams in algeria? one for me please
>Outplayed by the coach that lost 5-0
Yeah im thinking we will witness a Fagcelona domination which hopefully will lead to Madrid's cleansing
Guys Im in love with her, what can I do?
UEFA sissies are we actually the fraud farmer leagues?
>1-1 in HT vs Real Madrid
I was expecting MENA shitters. Very well done Hilal.
>>149274348>And you're telling me Al-Ittihad is even betterNo they' just had a good season. Although there was a point in time when Ittihad used to be the overall best club in the country.
>>149273347>He doesn't know about the good pagesISHYGDDT
>>149274371Entรฃo fodeu pros mouros.
>>149274346Choc Ice pls m8
>>149274360>12-14C in the coast of northern california
>>149274393Why are you so racist towards moors like me mr president
>>149274393>>149274394Base polyglot chad Trump.
>>149274383Can you guess how Inter finally payed their 412 millions dollars debt right after losing that game?
>>149274351>trashnold>Marcos Senesi's sub>nonce media plant created as cope for CubarsiWhat else did you expect?
anyone else watching neves? Literally the only good midfielder these days
MASTA
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real mandrill need him more than ever
we all know how this ends, enjoy while you can
Is this the day UEFA died?
>Engboomers will still shit on this kino tourney
always the last to learn, the Romans were right about us
>>149274401west coast is quite temperate due to being along the pacfic. Norcal is classifed as cool summer medterian climate. San Franscico is basically like 10-23C all year round
>>149274394Why don't you just jump in front of a train you sad cunt?
>>149274415it ends with Barcelona winning their third treble next season
>>149274410Endrick, masta, arda. The bench trio
>>149274428this is the caliphate derby
>>149274384wank to something not her and your "love" will disappear
>>149274311who cares? i wouldn't be surprised if menas make the best trannies btw
imagine if he was playing
>>149274379sad twat
>>149274432>kinoit's utter shite
>>149274440what part of Barcelona are you from? go watch your Moroccan team get raped
>>149274410Yesterday I thought he'd be loaned straight to Getafe, now I'm having doubts.
>>149274451they do
trans menas are extremely attractive
>>149274415With vardrid robatting Al hilal?
I knew Tchouameni wasn't going to be a good fit for Xabi. Xabi has always played with a double pivot and Tchouameni is too slow for that.
>>149274446I'm tired of moral victories we /ABUEFA/ need to start winning now
Lmao these """""""""Boxing""""""""""" ads
> 2025
> RMA dominated by Alkebab worth less than 1 Bellingham
Anybody fancying a (You)?
feeling generous rn.
>>149274454>Engchuds embarrassing themselves againalways the last to learn hahaha
>>149274421This is bigger than Calciopoli, but since Nasser sits on the UEFA Executive Committee, Inter will never have to answer where that money really came from
>>149274472whats your favorite french author
>>149274471Madrid is a paper tiger. Arsenal exposed them a couple of months ago.
Y-you guys like >us now..?
>>149274410>Carrefour Lamine Yamal
why didnt his club qualify for this?
>>149274432its a funny tournament but let's be real, all these draws and little upsets only happen because the euro teams are super exhausted from the season. it's nothing but a fun illusion, they'll probably change things up by the next time
Pajeetgo and Tchouamenigger to the bench and Arda and Ceballos in
>>149274309i only heard it spoken for the first time during mondays chelsea game. it is Da Zone here in the uk. i've been reading it as Dazzin for years.
>>149274456https://youtu.be/FcBBw4bIWhw?feature=shared
>>149274461yeah post some if you got some. show the thread how good they are
>>149274494Depends, do you look like this
>>149274294 ? If you do, then yes.
>>149274472Itโs that real?
>>149274431Manco Mastrolaso the new Pissi Cuckittini
Is this the worst real madrid of all time or the best al hilal of all time?
>>149274514Search Liberty Valentine
>>149274494Well to be fair, MENA teams so far have been complete shit so Hilal has been a pleasant surprise. I did not expect a MENA team to deviate from the sandy shitfest.
>>149274502Damn I love Mexico now!
1) it's very important for al hilal to beat real madrid
2) it's very hot, al hilal players are used to it.
>>149274494Yes. Please sign >our deadwood.
>>149274533>Liberty Valentinehttps://www.erome.com/search?q=libertyvalentine
Oh boy!
>>149274533any anon who says they wouldn't fuck her is certifiably gay
>>1492745363) we dont really care about it
4) the weather is too windy
5) the ball is too round
>>149274494Depends, do you like Ramรณn Dรญaz?
>>149274494>humiliating football's villain>endorsed by yuiOf course
>>149274494no but hating mandrill is fun
>>149274494Yes. I apologise for all the bad things I said.
>>149274534There's no such thing as Mena in football
>>149274502If you don't pick Jamaica you literally deserve death
>>149274533she's mad cute
>>149274502almost didn't realise this was AI, zamn
>>149274494Lifelong Hilal fan here, since 20 minutes ago.
>>149274292Al-Boltonistan
i wonder it DM and all Engboomers will talk about the crowd at this match haha!
>>149274502They all look trashy, do a better job AI
Imagine if saudis cared about football
>>149274502mexico and it's not even close... i'd quite happily let any of them piss on me though
Trent is a Winger forced to play Fullback because he isn't that good of a winger either
Does DAZN keep pushing Viagra ads in your country?
wtf is this shit lmao
Al Hilal battering Al Onso's team 1.54 to 0.85 according to the BBC
>>149274622Pechuga vs Balck Bull ChaseBug
>>149274615*Unzips dick*
Ok open mouth
>>149274494gimme a multimillion dollar contract. there must be something a romanian can do for you
>>149274622Cavani looks like THAT?
>>149274622Ranchuca vs some Austrian bull farmers
xabi alonso was a wirtz babby all along right?
>>149274494Never, because you're just AFC's RM.
That said, thank you for exposing UEFA's Al Hilal.
>>149273957bruh iยดm pretty sure itยดs free everywhere on dazn, did you get the premium version
>>149274671That's Merentiel wearing a wig.
>>149274629I read that they fucked up the ad sales by trying to sell ad time on the basis this was a World Cup-tier premium product (it's not) and ended up scrambling around for shitty ads at the last minute.
>>149274689More like Patrik Schick last second game winner baby.
Rolling
Red card for Vini
Rank the confederations
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>>149274668Way ahead of ya :)
>Trans500 ads.
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>149274689It looks more like he was a baby of his midfield and defense players.
Al hilal was dominating VARdrid.
Let's see how good is his in-game management
Surely Monicius will start playing now
>>149274633>10 overheating servers were used to generate that shit, thousands of kilowatts needed, thousands of liters of water were used to cool down the whole thing.we're doomed.
>>149274753water for cooling is just recycled, it's not "used"
servers don't drink water
>>149274645shit hair density, bad hair genetics.
>Tchouameni as cb
NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN
>>149274749It's just a team of camel riders. Surely he won't choke.
1-1? No fucking way, I missed the better half didn't i
ARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>149274771that water was still brought there
>>149274633i knew exactly where it was going but the mpreg jumpscared me
be honest, how many of you have no idea the game is already back?
>>149274788>More left wingers
that al hilal GK is pretty good
xabi alonsos name in chinese is a homophone for Stupid Cunt (Sha Bi)
>>149274819we used to call him yashin bono here
>Bono
>Hakimi
>Rahimi
We are winning WC2026
bono looks iberian as fuck, is he really moroccan?
>>149274838i call xabi sabi and xavi chabi
is Rodrygo 50% pajeet or why does he look like that?
>>149274819It's same one as Morocco 2022
>>149274838Invert the syllabes and you get faggot in Portuguese. Much to think about.
>>149274845And AFCON 2025?
>>149274803Welcome to Al Banana
>>149274851>iberian>moroccanall same
>>149274845I unironically believe fifa will rig it for us
>pajeetgo
welcome to Arsenal surely
>>149274866Already bought. Doesn't matter that much.
>>149274851That thick black hair gives it away.
>>149274876shouldn't you be begging for food? stop wasting your montlhy income in internet
I will let ruben neves fuck my wife
>>149274856Rodrygo 'O senhor' Goes is 100% Brazilian.
>>149274876i guess you're right, imagine if nafris were Christian? would be kino
>>149274887yeah i notice portugese and spaniards have thick ass black hair, what causes that?
>>149274892relax monicius
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how do people rate Bellingham as 180mil
how does he even play at halal
>>149274898I made this post btw
> can't see Al hilal without wanting some halal food
>>149274897that only happens in your chicano brain
>>149274905Top tier PR team
>>149274897cringe, imagine if we were an actual islamic state
>>149274905he played all season injured, getting shoulder surgery after the cwc
>joรฃo cancelo dominating our boy vinicius like it's 1500
Brazilbros that's not a good look for us.
I will start watching the camel league. Who is with me?
Jesus Christ, Vini looks garbage out there
>>149274689Yes, now that Wirtz is at Liverpool they have the title secured for the next 10 years
with mitrovic we could easily win 3 or 4 this vardid squad is shit
>>149274895Are there no pajeets in favelas?
white girls are evolving...
>>149274940i might just do it for inzaghi, always liked the dude
we have to sell the macaco superduo while we can
>>149274949is he injured?
>>149274959SEX WITH MY PENIS INSIDE HER VAGINA REPEATEDLY UNTIL I EJACULATE WHITE LIQUID
>>149274960You like him? You mean you are attracted to him sexually? You like his tactics? You liked him as a player? Be more specific
>>149274959Disgusting. Legs need to be slim.
>>149274905he had a cool song at bvb, i think that made his value go up by 100 mil
>>149274905he sells shirts to blacks because adidas have him as a poster boy. he has value to the bottom line
>>149274940Ronaldo was right all along..
RECYCLE
RECYCLE
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>>149274980he seems chill
>>149274947Redditpool has always this loser aura. They may win a league and a UCL flop but thatโs it.
>>149274959look like me lol
>>149274959>dark hair>probably brown eyes too>whitealso she's fat
>>149274982you're that kind of gay that likes penises inside his anus
>>149274990not using the tranny thread
>>149274990fuck off why is there a women on my screen retard
>>149274838>stupid cunt>fagon point for coaching vardrid
>>149274917why are you so mad you brown fuck?
>>149275066you hit his softest spot
Playing in hot and humid Miami isn't for everyone.
>>149274916digidemonz egirls
Negal Madrid 1-1 Al-Hilal
Game Ended.
I didn't expect any better from Negal Madrid.
