hocvious - >>149269296

what does the guy who passed his cfa test think about taxes?

>>149276891
Taxes = gay. More taxes = more gay

>>149276906
retard

>dylan thinks wyatt johnston will lead the stars to a cup

>he's still going

hey samir don't shittily rip off my gimmick kwab 1993

I’m so thankful I don’t have to wage tomorrow

>not even 10 posts in and 2 schizo names have been dropped
gonna be a long offseason

Samirs and trbs post are the same if you change "Miami" and "hispanic" for "jeet" and "canada"

at least with copey he was able to force new gimmicks. talking about taxes is the gayest gimmick ever. why cant the panthers make this place an unusable shithole like copey did?

>>149276917
Retard

>>149276961
make some real friends

So if he's so mad and not happy.
Then why doesn't he score more than 1 goal in the Stanley Cup Final series?

>>149276966
there are no fans from sunrise
american flags are from other places pretending that florida's win is their win

there was also that time /hoc/ was on the cusp of making a few new schizo personalities but then mitch doxxed himself and those schizo personalities never took off. sad day for /hoc/.

i miss the bussy gimmick

>>149276995
A win for America is a win for Americans. Maybe you should cope harder.

>>149277007
where is the timestamp?

>>149276995
I would say Canadians do that too but 4chan, let alone /sp/, didn't even exist the last time a Canadian team won.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149277026

>>149277017
they were named like brandon and tanvir or something

>>149277033
where is the timestamp?

>>149276966
>why can’t we allow a namefag to run /hoc/?

going to music bingo tonight bros i'd better win at least one round

IT'S UP

https://youtu.be/LL1tVSQkG04

The funniest outcome would be Montreal being the team to snap the drought, continuing their complete mogging of the rest of Canada.

>>149277064
>namefags
retard

>>149277041
its on the top part of the post, near the flag.

>>149277087
why are you pretending to be retarded

>Come to the thread
>See pic related

>>149276995
I live in Florida. When leaf sloots are here looking for big american cock, I ream their insides out.

>>149277136
>I live in Florida
proof?

>>149277145
Believe it or not anon.. I know it's difficult.. I know it's hard.. I know you're a retard.
But people do live in Florida
If you want to see what a Stanley Cup winning hockey team looks like you should visit.

>>149277164
no proof?
then i dont believe you

https://youtu.be/b_qpmY64oxE

>>149277145
The sloots always say how you leaf zoomers are all low T numales.

>>149277136
wow a cuban on 4chan ill be damned

>>149276877 (OP)

>>149277193
>valuing the opinions of sluts
retard

>>149276877 (OP)
>crying
tears of joy
EDM is pure evil

>>149277189
crazy how he can be so based and yet cucked at the same time. After Trump wedgied him its hard to take him seriously. Based line though.

>>149277208
You don't have to call women that just because they never talk to you anon

>>149277228
i was quoting you without your zoomertongue

>>149277204
>>149277208
Maybe you should come down and try to finally get some leaf sloot gash. But don't tell them your a leaf.

>>149277251
naw
beside you dont live in florida so it would be a waste

KWAB

what happens here in the off season

the only person here who has posted a pic of their land is mitchell.

>>149277259
Uhh I don't think that anon was offering for you to stay at his house bud. Were you hoping to "get some" ?

>>149277282
someone posted it at least
certainly not mitch himself

Whenever I seen an american flag post something on here I just assume its a brown person. The sheer amount of shilling for Mexico and other latin american countries from american flags is concerning

Fuck Gary

>>149277297
well ya, hes extremely gay afterall
problem?

>>149277299
>certainly not mitch himself
You'd be surprised how schizo canadians are
How long have you been on /hoc/?

>>149277281
cubans pretend to be white americans and parrot jewish rhetoric designed to divide the white man

>>149277323
>You'd be surprised how schizo canadians are
posts some examples "oldfag"

>>149277331
my lot was always in with the Jamaicans anyway

>US team is going to feel pressured into making Hellecuck our starter because he just won the Hart
>we're gonna get swept

>>149277323
samir was invented by an american thoughbeit

>>149277251
ima be real with you hoss, nobody believes that you, a cuban, can get a woman naked without raping her.

>>149277352
otter is just as shit

>>149277344
I see one right now

>>149277362
odd since you cant see me at all
dumb frogposter

>>149277360
He's actually managed a good series or two and has to backstop Ilya Labyuskin and Matt Dumbass
Hellecuck has never had a good series in his NHL career

>>149277404
I am still thinking about how we beat Canada again.
How did you know? I even remember it like it was yesterday.

>>149277426
>we
What part of florida are you from?

>>149277424
he got btfo by the oilers
stop coping

>>149277395
Did you post an invisible post again? WHERE is it?? I cannot see it

>>149277453
retard

>>149277435
Dade. You know where that is? Why you wanna come down and visit and see our Stanley Cup?

why dont canadains just become fans of american teams like 36 chambers did

>>149277259
>>149277359
On the other hand, if you can't fugg leaf sloots at home, why would that change down here?

kek no one wants to play in high taxed libtard cities. Get what you fucking voted for now elbows up.

>>149277485
wdym we are all panthers fans

so did the retard oilers trade mcdavid yet?

>>149277472
there we have it. proof from a floridanon himself. sunrise is part of miami.

>>149277472
Oh so youre just some dumb fuck cuban spic no wonder you act the way you do

>>149277453
jen, gottem

>>149276995
Cope harder.

Players and fans are still getting drunk and celebrating on the beach like 10 mins from where i live. This town has been itching for a winner. The big 3 was over 10 years ago now. The dolphins are even more hopeless than mccuck and the oilers and they still have a waitlist on season tickets.

Guentzel-Eichel-M.Tkachuk
B.Tkachuk-Matthews-Hughes
Connor-Larkin-Boldy
Miller-Thompson-Tuch

extras: Knies/Keller/Rust/Trochek

Q.Hughes-McAvoy
Werenski-Jones
Slavin-Faber

extras: Sanderson/Fox/Carlson/Hanifin

Hellebuyck
Oettinger

dont the white people of southern florida usually live around fort lauderdale?

>>149277520
prove it

>half of it's just Dallas players
kek

>>149277520
>people are drinking on the beach in miami
Dont think that has anything to do with the panthers

>>149276877 (OP)

Flames and Islanders

>>149277566
Their state, do you know what one of those is?
Just won the Stanley Cup (again)
Something you will never know about so I get why it's hard to explain it to you

>>149277543
If you turn on satellite mode in Google maps most of the white people live in the fortified enclaves.

>gets called out for being an obnoxious cuban spic
>immediately shuts the fuck up
Interesting

>>149277601
why can't you get my coffee order right?

>>149277611
We dont serve cuban spic coffee

isnt little havanah in dade county?

Let's be real, the only people that can succeed in Canada are drug addicts, gays, and Indians

>>149277628
Mitch is wildly successful

>>149277626
No, dade county is in little havana

>>149277628
that sherwood park anon owns more land than you.

>such a beautiful cute kid
Elliotte "pedo" Friedman abour AJ Greer's son

>>149277626
>>149277639
And they say that we think about canada alot

>>149277665
Ok hermano

Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr...

I think people are finally waking up and realizing "Wait - these old Canadian supposed legends - were they really that good?" and this has sparked the most interesting debates of the NHL recently. I for one, have come to realize just how powerful the Canadian propaganda machine is.

And as soon as you question the supposed legendaryness of these guys Canadians fume and seethe and start linking you pictures of their statistics.

>Look at the points!! Omg look how many points in this season and that season bro omg!

Hey Canada - that's not an argument. Let's instead argue what YOU need to do to take back an INCH of control of the League because for the past 30 years you've had NOTHING.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6429107/2025/06/17/nhl-stanley-cup-tv-ratings-tnt-sports-edmonton-oilers/

Chudmericans don't care about hockey, never will

stopped reading after wayne

>>149277553

I mean, since leafs can't ever win a Cup, and all their women come down here to get properly dicked down, maybe they SHOULD become the 51st state.

>>149277724
Why do you have to add that cuck shit? Just keep it to hockey hermano.

>i mean

>>149277720
Fucking kek

>>149277703
>Wayne Gretzky
Canadians don't even like him anymore. I don't think that they can understand what he did for hockey.
Prolly cause they don't understand hockey anymore.

The off season is the best time of the year where everybody wins but the laffs win the mostest.

if the panthers cuban posted a pic of his hand would he be darker or lighter than that mexican kongs anon?

>>149277566
Thats true, i just found out we're 2x champs today! Go Panthers!! Wooooo!

Pouring a cuba libre for our friends in leafland!

>>149277281
/hoc/ blogposts and discusses music
what albums are you listening to lately?

>>149277720
nice larp

>>149277756
>Today
This is probably the first time you've heard of the Stanley Cup, eh, Hermano?

>>149277653
Sure thing

>>149277747
Canadians really think that supporting gay shit and cuck shit and going to the pride parades makes you eligible for a Stanley.

>>149277729
Your somali bull added it, swedecuck.

>>149277720
Thats just most of canada. They cuck for US

>>149277715
>paywalled
God damn you are coping so hard

>>149277756
so inter miami is still more popular than the panthers. way to grow the game™ gareth.

>>149277784
Don't apply your countrys fetishes to mine hermano

>>149277786
go back

>>149277790
Mediocre bait, made me reply, since I read the article Scot free.

>>149277786
but enough about randy and dylan

>>149277793
According to who? Reddit?

>>149277812
no that cuban that just discovered the panthers won a cup a day later.

>>149277809
You're just thinking about your American frens aren't you? How often do you think of them?

>>149277808
You are so asshurt you are trying to grasp at straws with TV ratings

>>149277715
>25% lower viewership in America compared to last year
>Canada has higher average viewership

i could go for a cuban right now

>>149277764
Rachel Stevens - Funky Dory

>>149277840
I've been pirating NHL games since like 2013 who the fuck watches cable anymore?

>>149277835
>its okay less people watched my team than the wnba you are grasping at straws
lol

>>149277809
just a couple sunbelt bros eating cock and eating dick

>>149277835
I'm sorry u have to pay to read shitty articles in America, not my problem thoughever.

What's next for him?

>>149277798
>countrys fetishes
You invented it, swedecuck.

>>149277779
We love hockey mang! Grown men in skates puching each other is the most Hispanic thing! The way the skate around the ice with those broom sticks, reminds me of mama!

I finished the chicken coop. Just gotta build the run now

>>149277854
>So desperate you have to completely make shit up
>>149277859
It's alright, winning the cup and going to a parade isn't a problem for me so it balances out

Shesterkin for Draisitl straight up

>>149277878
No you did retard. There are American books from the 1800s about tussling in the hay with the slaves. Cuck

>>149277891
wow you really a busy today intern

>>149277840
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149277866
Not winning the cup thats for damn sure LOL

>>149277891
You going to Pride or Black Lives Matter or Free Palestine parade?

>>149277902
what the fuck does this mean

its black worship day in america tomorrow

How long should the Oilers wait to extend him before shopping him?

>>149277909
Your entire country is one giant far left faggot fest who are you even kidding?

>>149277840
Because Americans knew this was a meme cup and Canadians are so buckbroken by Gary that they want literally any Canadian team to win.

>>149277944
I’m so conflicted. I feel bad for him..but then I don’t at the same time. Not sure how to categorize him.

>>149277715
Good, it’s not for everyone

>>149277927
Didn't the panthers have more actual white canadians on their roster then Edmonton. You shouldn't be so butthurt. In a way you guys won, right? ...kind of...

>>149276891
paying taxes suck but smart accounting can reduce how much you pay. try using tax loss harvesting or other methods to reduce your taxes.

fuck since nhl playoffs are over I need to resume studying. I'll pass my my last exam next january juts like how marchand won last night. then I can enjoy the olympics with you guys

>>149277955
>>149277891
Here you are interns

>>149277949
Sounds like that one pinched a nerve

>>149277900
You were cucking for Rus, binlanders centuries for the us existed, swedecuck. Now the Somalis are your thing.

>>149277891
he posted the source retard

>>149277913
its common knowledge this league has been completely buried. the third most popular league in north america 30 years ago is now less popular than the wnba and mls. only a jewish intern would ever dispute that.

>>149277944
Is he really gonna say, "Oh yeah I want on this team so that I can never win a Stanley Cup!".
Like is he not smart enough to request a trade to a team that would probably pay more and get him a Cup?

>>149277981
Nobody in this thread can comprehend whatever autistic babble just came out of your incel mouth.

>>149277978
>people didnt watch hockey while they were forces to stay in doors
Sad

The steroids are still biologically active in our celebrating Panthers hockey club and those niggers have managed to crack the cup

>>149277975
>celebrates woke gayshit
kwab

>>149278015
That's the funniest part, Americans had nothing better to do, and STILL chose not to watch hockey.

>>149277999
Soilers fans have been sending death threats to Skinner towards his family for performing basically how he always has. What do you think they’ll do when they hear McMuffin ditched them for LA or whatever? Yeah that probably weighs on him too

>>149278015
>forces to stay in doors
>2021
lol

>>149277978
>TNT and Trutv
Like I said who even has cable anymore? I haven't watched TNT since it had NYPD blue
>>149277979
Huh? Are you trying to imply I'm upset because Canada is an extremely far left shit hole? I'm extremely happy I live in a country that elects non-gay men like Carney and Trudeau.

>>149277983
>>149277988
Now this is a hilarious level of anger ahahahahahaha

>>149277944
Oilers should be panicking to try and get an extension done the instant july 1 hits.
He's the one that holds the cards and if I was in his shoes I'd sit down with management and make them convince or even prove to me they're going to do something major before I even consider re-signing.
Its his last major long term deal and will take him to late 30's, and with the cap hit basically unmovable. Logic says the team will only get worse with time so his best option if he wants to chase cups over loyalty is to fuck off and go find a more properly set up contender.

uaaaahh

>>149278041
what an embarrassing newfag moment

>>149278041
Huh? Huh? What you mean?

>>149278014
You do, swedecuck. That's why you're seething. Cuck behavior.

>>149277983
The paywalled source? Let me guess, they counted the numbers just like they counted that WNHL game that was after the Red Wings which they included in the women's numbers

>>149278033
So he's basically just stuck lol

>>149278053
Stop applying your countries fetishes on mine cuck.

guys the nhl is more popular than the wnba. garys intern just confirmed it.

>>149278014

>>149278057
>it doesnt count cause im poor
kwab

>>149278016
It's OUR Cup. You soft leaf numale.

>>149278048
>t. birth year starts with a 2
>>149278052
Ur gay lmao pussy

>WNHL

>>149278033

>>149278075
>>it doesnt count cause im poor
???

>>149278045
What kind of contender just has 16 million dollars in cap space laying around. Buddy is a victim of his own talent. He's always going to be making so much money that teams will be unable to competently fill out the lineup around him. It doesn't matter where he plays.

>>149278078
Irreverent mutt pos

>>149278089
>is such a cuck redditor he actually knows the correct title

>>149278110
>im just pretending to be retarded

>>149278097
youre the one crying about paywalls poorfag

>>149278065
> Nou
Cuckism is yours, swedecuck. All yours.

>>149278098
It helps playing for a team that doesn’t have 9 milly tied up with Darnell Nurse.

This is the summer I get a gf :)

>>149278128
so this is the famous florida bants i hear so much about? god i miss copey.

>>149278128
No I'm pretty sure its yours. I see it all the time in American culture. Your whole country is obsessed with it, you love it. You put it in memes >>149277720 , you use it as insults. Atleast have the balls to admit that it's as American as apple pie and being circumsized.

>>149278121
>gets mad when someone doesn't give a shit about women's sports
Hey redditor pussy
>>149278126
>paying for r/hockey articles

instead of joining marchand in the party down at the golf course, hermano spent all day arguing on the internet. lol.

>>149278133

>>149278154
Meanwhile you get in trouble if you complain about brown people raping women in your country. KEK

are the panthers actually good
their run seems pretty lucky

>>149278164
you do give a shit about womemes sports. thats why its more popular than the nhl in your country. try to keep up.

>>149278098
He's at the point in his career where he's already made all the money he could possibly need. So yeah he might need to compromise his worth on paper to try and get a cup. Its not like he can't make multi millions a year in bonuses through sponsorship deals on the side.
If he's going to sign the 16x8 he's worth and bricks his cup chances he's only got himself to blame if he can't get it done.

>>149278183
>according to a tantrum throwing Canadian

>>149278175
You can't help yourself can you? You love it. Go on, admit it.

>>149278181
Well someone obviously didn't watch the games

Hermano cried racism to the janitors. Little bitch.

>>149278199
>now xhes coping in an alternate reality
kwab

>>149278200
>Again meanwhile in reality

i was warned for posting the term for a jewish person that starts with k. never happened before tel aviv panthers fans showed up.

KWAB he's getting his folder of interracial porn ready

>>149278208
>alternative reality
What you're living in while I remember seeing Canadian teams showing the gay pride and trans flag in the empty stands during covid ahahahahahahah

what if the cats get a threepeat, bros

>>149278233
it would require one more stanley cup victory

>The swede knows exactly what the image is from

>>149277963
He's a weird case.
I remembered hating Sid a lot when he was in his first several seasons and a whiny entitled bitch, but over time he matured and became extremely humble and likeable and a true goat.
McD has yet to do that for me. He's always had the same whiny/entitled energy and hasn't become more likeable with time, only slightly pitiable. I think not being on the soilers would help

>>149278225
garys intern is bubblin tkachuk is less popular than the wnba. lol.

Mitchell Daniel Marner

>>149278233
Think Huberdeau might kill himself at that point if he hasnt already

>>149278233
They’d have probably earned it and would be an undisputed dynasty.

>>149278248
I've never been so upset that I had to strawman this hard lmao you realize the Oilers lost already right?

>>149278102
Stay seething and cupless, cuck.

>>149278164
yes anon, pay
too bad youre poor

>>149278181
how would a team luck into 3 straight finals

>>149278128
>leafcuck and swedecuck cuckship alliance
Jen

why did he chimp out?

>>149278260
you realize you are still exposing yourself as a newfag by seething about a meme right? or do jokes not translate into mexican properly?

>>149278275
Post your bank account sweaty

oh my fuckin god

damn 30 years old living in easy mode the country and not even close to a million dollars nw. sad.

>>149278306
>no timestamp
retard

How much are they going to pay him?

>>149278303
No one cares about your redditor posts fag I wish Kippers and Den Glider still posted here.

>>149277592
Do the Islanders and the Sabres also win if the Rangers somehow get a cup?

>>149278218
You've been here all along, Samir.

>>149278306
why are you giving the 'cord ghouls this much attention fucking tard

>>149278301
It's just in his nature

>>149278332
shut the fuck up chambers

>>149278329
Yeah that's what I thought
>>149278342
I don't recognize that name had to be post 2009 thats for sure

>>149278338
cause hes desperate for my attention

can i keep jamming out to pink pony club?
or do i have to keep that secret

>>149278348
lol keep exposing yourself as a newfag

>>149278280
I'm only talking about this year's Panthers.

>>149278359
You were still in elementary school back then why do you even bother? The Red Wings Penguins finals were the best moments of /hoc/ and it's only gotten worse since then

>>149278348
thought? you dont have anything going on in that brain poorfag

>>149278353
live your truth anon

>>149278375
oh alright

>>149278378
>I... I n-know you are b.b..but what am muh muh mye?

>>149278377
you are bubblin so hard about being exposed lol

Canadians still seething?

>>149278412
If you were truly posting back then tell me which city is Rape city?

>>149278335
Yes, but leafs needn't worry about that. Ever.

>>149278423
>i posted in 2008 and then took a 17 year break
lol

>>149278246
That’s a really good assessment, I agree.

>>149278423
What happened to you today in real life that caused you to come back to /hoc/ and opine about posters and memes from 16 years ago and seethe that things are not like they used to be?

>>149278458
>no answer
This one is easy too

>>149278467
The Panthers won the Stanley Cup

Am I really the only one left?

>>149278233
they'll be the strongest team in the 21st century and crosby's legacy will be questioned

Cana R. Da

hey guys

>>149278469
so what made you come back 17 years later and spend your whole day seething about memes that were made while you were gone?

>>149278483
I've been here since 2008 but I dont act like a faggot about it. Kippers, DGI and was lundqvist pictures, chicago is rape city, i'm surprised you dont know who chambers is.

Anyways things change get over it fag.

I just told my Dad (NBA fan) about Edmonton Oilers captain Connor McDavid making it to back to back finals and losing and he said “that’s not good” so yeah

>>149278509
post your oldest memes

>>149278409
>nou
pathetic

>>149278509
>chicago is rape city

>>149278514
im not poor ive bought 3 new computers since 2008 why would i bother backing up dated pictures.

>>149278508
I posted here back when I was like 19 when the Red Wings were raping everyone and then drifted off whenever they got BTFO by Boston and Smith embarrassed himself with Chara

>>149278514
I have folders and folders of old memes on a hard drive but im not doing that for you

I didn't watch all the games but it felt like Panthers dominated that series and it wasn't as close as 4-2 indicates.

>>149278514
I've always loved this one.

>>149278514
>Oh you've posted here for 15 years? Name every meme
Why can't there be a nuclear accident that only destroys your country and nothing else

Just ordered some za. Was planning on ordering for game seven but looks like that’s just not gonna happen

>>149278546
they were barely even relevant back then, let alone raping teams.

>>149278554
but I miss that era of memes :(

>>149278514
i dont have a lot of old ones on this machine

>>149278575
Panthers led for like 98% of the series so yeah

>>149278584
Stop being a retard

>>149278577
Go prep your somali bull, swedecuck.

>>149278611
so you were talking about the red wings of the 90s? before 4channel even existed. you somehow were posting about them on /hoc/?

>>149278627
No I'm talking about when the won the cup in 08 and made it back to the finals in 09. And they were still hot shit during that one season they won like 22 home games straight. ( I was at the last one they won against San Jose lel)

>>149278577
I just like artifacts from the past

>>149278611
Impossible. It's Samir.

>>149278584
>Nick Lidstrom who's that?!?!??!?

Here’s a new one

>>149278646
so you took a 17 year break from the dead wongs to cheer for the panthers? lol talk about the cuck seat.

>>149278575
how the hell did oilers end up worse off this year when everyone said their roster was better?

>>149278660
retard

>>149278684
I thought you brown street shitters were supposed to be good at math

>>149278682
Why dont you just post what he actually looked like when he said that like I did yesterday before the game

>>149278676
he only won 1 cup without yzerman and federov

>>149278709
only 1 cup what's that worth kek

>>149278709
Yeah that must really bum him and his 4 rings out

>>149278692
its been 17 years since the deadwings won a cup why are you having trouble subtracting?

>>149278744
hes too busy cuck coping

why are canadiens so bad a the only thing they are suppose to be good at, lmao

>>149278734
yea thats why hes never seen in the same light as orr or coffey. im glad we reached the same conclusion we had in the previous thread.

>>149278744
Because I said I stopped posting after the 2014 series with Boston you retarded brown animal

McDavid is gonna have to join the panthers to win a cup.

how long are the bruins going to be shit for?

>>149278772
they might make playoffs again in 2030

>>149278767
go back

>>149278769
so you posted here until 2014 but have no idea who chambers is? good one.

>>149278781
The providence brruins

>>149278768
What the fuck are you even on about? How about Dino Cicerelli since we're talking about random shit

>>149278771
yes moving to a sunbelt team would greatly increase his chances in the gary era

>>149276995
trvke

bud is having such an intense meltie he cant even keep track of time anymore lol

>>149278791
>You don't remember that namefag from 11 years ago??
Pfft lol

>>149278709
Your laffs have zero Cups.

>>149278828
chambers wasnt a namefag
exposing yourself as this discussion continues

>>149278768
>coffey
Kek, now there's a true shitter. Soilers' D is complete shit, and this shitter helped them be that.

>>149278862
he has more cups than your shit franchise

nobody cares who chambers is chambers

>>149278871
you cared enough to bring him up again

what are the odds Mcdavid ends up on my Blues?

>>149278869
Kek, I love that Scotty dumped that shitter TWICE.

FUCKING TWICE.

I am glad I didn't watch this semen slurping sport for almost 2 decades before the FAKErona, Gary era is the gayest shit ever TBDESU.

>oh you're an oldfag? tell me who I am as my reputation precedes me
lmao

>>149278682
>>149278694

>>149278904
Great post!

>>149278897
its 2025

>>149278839
I don't care

* CONDOM McDILATE *

>>149278929
yeah cause youre a retard newfag who doesnt know the difference

>>149278928
And he's still a shitter, as soilers D just demonstrated.

>>149278945
more cups than your shit team

karen read was found innocent bros

>SARRRR THE RED WINGS WERE IRRELEVANT IN THE LATE 2000s

>>149278951
Is that why Scotty kept dumping that shitter?

"WHAT, YOU AGAIN?!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU SHITTER."

>>149278967
can my team sign her and carter mcdavid

>>149278967
I saw that. ngl hearing the cheers outside in the courtroom gave me goosebumps.

>>149278767

>>149278980
yes, scotty was envious of his greatness

>>149278979
Thank you, Samir.

>>149278999
stop trying to fit in newfag

JUST

>>149278997
>scotty was envious
Jen

>>149279018
>nobody cares

>trb
>45 year old man
>went to the doctor
>over online posts
kek cmtsu

>newfag newfag newfag
It's so weird when kids born after 2000 try and fit in

I’m just gonna post whatever I saved in September-October

>>149279054
>lost his mental capacity to a burrito

>>149279067
what about the "man" born in 1979 who went to the doctor over memes

>>149279068

>>149279054
>literally begged the doctor for meds
kwaboty candidate imo

>took the kitties to 7
Ready to apologize /hoc/?

>>149279075
>>149279086
kwab

>>149279088
i have nothing to apologize for, i said i thought they were a good team this year and /hoc/ made fun of me for it :(

>>149279098
>laffs

Why did oiler fans expect their 2.6 million starter to be as good as floriday's 11 million starter?
don't they know the phrase "you get what you pay for"?

>>149279054
Fuck me I don't know what anything means anymore. Last I remember is ishyddt

>>149279096
Gary Bruce Nuttman

>>149279096
nigga that's nuts

trb's doctor checks out /hoc/ after trb explains his "condition". doc starts smiling. then a chuckle. then he's full blown laughing his ass off. next thing you know he's posting bud1 with the rest of us

The Florida Panthers legend

gary bofa bettman

>>149279139
I can’t tell if this is just a bad picture or if Marchand is drunk, gonna have to analyze this later

>>149279139

>>149279138
im chuckling over it too
bud1

>>149279088
I feel bad for Matthews.

>>149279138
good post

>>149279168
why? hes the reason they are bad

>>149279138
he prescribes trb a 1 but the pharmacy thinks it's a forgery

>>149279139
any pics of the dent yet?

>>149279164
i fuckin hate that style of sports bar, way too loud and bright because it's all stone surfaces and "open layout" (jewish trick)

>>149276995
I'm a fan from Sunrise

>>149279193
prove it

WOOOOOOOOOO

>>149279185
kek

>>149279168
why he's a beaner bust kys

>>149279195
would a picture of my learner's license suffice?

>>149279218
depends on what information it contains

>>149279218
stephen lives in sunrise now?

>>149279227
full name, address and height (I'm 5'7")

The folk over in Edmonton have been pretty quiet here on /hoc/ ever since last night. Is everything okay up there?

>>149279233
yeah that isnt what im talking about

Canadians had a collective orgasm after game 1. God saw how degenerate and prideful these cunts were and punished them accordingly. Fuck Canada

Unreal. He’ll never win shit I guess

>>149279245
kill yourself nerd

>>149279245
how humble of you to gloat like this

>>149279195
i live on sunrise blvd, not sure how else to prove it

>>149279247
is he fucking stupid, genuinely

>>149279262
this isnt proof of anything retard

>>149279265
Whipped. His wife just opened a bar in Edmonton and is best friends with Leon’s gf so he probably has no say

>>149279233
that's still taller than trb

>>149279245
pride is a sin.

>>149279277
Ok

>>149279277
he probably lives in that pedos only town

>>149279247
As long as he's content with never getting a cup

>Matthew Tkachuk, who scored the Stanley Cup-clinching goal Tuesday night for the Florida Panthers, revealed after the game that he sustained a torn adductor and a sports hernia all on the same side during the 4 Nations Face-Off.
>Tkachuk missed the rest of the regular season after the tournament but returned for Game 1 of the playoffs, scored two goals and an assist in that playoff opener against Tampa Bay, and finished tied for the team lead with 23 points in the playoffs.

>>149279262
>>149279294
Did you really think that you were gonna appease the canadians? They're just seething and coping cause we won the cup again.

Kane is a good teammate. lied about some fake virus 'card' and circled round like an alpha chimp and smacked a diving 'ow ow ow u hurted me uwu' bitch Matthew T at the end. perhaps he should have gone full Petgrave. that's not my call.

>>149279339
Eh, worth a shot.

>>149279088
Isn't Marner gone?

need more dragging niggers around on the ince by their neck

>>149278781
that would be unfortunate
surely they can be good again before then

more importantly where did all the flames posters go after albortia took that big loss last night? their silence is deafening.

>>149279380
Doesn't Alberta make more money than most other provinces?

>>149279329
he wasnt that hurt
this is just a cry for attention

>>149279380
You know the flames and oilers hate each other right?
Flames fans were celebrating they're probably all hungover af

>>149279395
>/hoc/: a place to discuss taxes all day

>>149279395
They have good beef over there in Alberta.

>>149279402
Tkachuk had the same amount of points as McDavid in the finals with a torn abductor. What was his excuse?

>>149279428
that matty's torn bussy was overblown and really a cap dodge

>>149279428
>how do i make every post about mcdavid?

>>149279428
he was just pretending so he could sit on ltir until he miraculously recovered just in time for game 1 of the playoffs.

>>149279445
>>149279456
holy cope

I’ll say it again. Matthew Tkachuk is a better face for the league than McMuffin because even if he’s not the best hockey player in the world he’s funny and he’s not socially retarded and weird. The Tkachuk bros did more to grow the game by beating the shit out of leafs in 4nations than any Canadian not named Crosby did to grow the game in this millennium combined.

>>149279462
most teams do it to cheat the ltir. not a panther specific thing. newfaggot.

>>149279462
hurt players dont play

>>149279489
injured players don't play

>>149279487
cope

>>149279472
>did more to grow the game
>least watched cup final since 2008
lol lmao even

>>149279510
so you agree he wasnt injured

>>149279511
edmonton would have watched their garbage team with or without mcfaggot

>>149279514
he broke his bussy during the gary allstar classic and managed to rehab to a state where he could play hurt

>>149279096
Kek

>>149279528
hintz had a fractured foot and could barely skate, you really think the guy with a torn rotator cuff and a sports hernia was still able to play 20+ minutes per game?

>>149279472
just because you type with punctuation doesn't mean your takes aren't ten thousand percent retarded

>>149279523
so if they werent playing the soilers you are saying it would be even worse? wtf you said tkachuk was a bigger draw than mcfaggot?

>>149279541
>a torn rotator cuff and a sports hernia
he didn't play with a torn rotator cuff and sports hernia stupid

>>149279555
he singlehandedly made an entire state realize there was another hockey team there

>>149278514

>>149279511
>>149279543
I’ll die on this hill. When my boomer relatives who don’t even watch hockey are sending me 4nations edits Matt and Brady set to Free Bird and they’re like “did you see this?” And “what team do they play on” you know you actually have something there. They possess the ability to make things go viral outside of the hockey world which is genuinely what the league is lacking.

Oh my god they’d never put McLearningdisability on a talk show he’d boof it completely. It’s time to move away from offputting Canadian weirdos and learn into American players.

>>149279096

>>149279604
lean*

>>149279604
>>149279616
>she tried so hard to look smart and got btfo by xhimself
stop posting buddy

>>149279472
They hated him because he spoke the truth

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Whose game is it?

>>149279638
You have no counter argument. The age of McDavid is done. It’s the age of Tkachuk now.

>>149279661
I wasn't posting an argument I'm calling you a try hard underage newfag

>>149276995
You are a fag.

>>149279528
he wasnt that injured that
cap dodge

>>149279672
>1 paragraph
>try hard
Imagine being over age and struggling to read as badly as you do. SAD!

the oilers don't have fans

>>149279681
nou, simp

I bought this gatorade mashup, 2 iconic flavors in 1 bottle (blue and red) and it's just the fuckin purple flavored gatorade

>>149279704
Speak English in Canada.

>>149279685
Retard

>come back
>Samir is still having a melty

>>149279711
don't you know that biosteel is the official sports drink of the nhl?

Somebody said LTIR abuse?

Miami here, how do I get myself into the same room as the Stan Lee so I can take a pic of it to annoy my friend in Edmonton

>>149279738
(((oilerxisters...))) oh nyo

>>149279717
suck these canadian balls first

>>149279738
>Does black things at the very end of game 6
>Suddenly this

>>149279730
can you two fuck already

>>149279738
It’s so over

Florida better watch out now. Connor is legit pissed

>have to wait 2 weeks to see who wins the marnerbowl

i have a feeling it's going to be a long offseason

>>149279852
what is he going to do, beat his bf?
that's not scary

>>149279882
it will be the panthers

>>149279882
rumors are swirling

>>149279805
Mad because I said your trigger word?

>>149279915
what are being retarded about now?

>>149279906
Kek. Jen even.

local 'indie' radio station just played The Darkest One by the Hip :)

>>149279935
>what are being retarded about now?

>>149279676
Can't wait for a Cup of Dairy Queen.

>>149280032
Hockey is for everyone.

>>149280032
no argument?
tyfyc

Oilers SCF in one video

>>149279247
>from the future

>>149280152
Jesus

>>149280152
Verhaeghe is offside.

i may have hit the brutal but ultimately zen like realization that, despite my otherwise God given skills in this department, i cannot and will not control everything and everyone around me. especially considering it is proven that clowns are to the left of me and jokers to the right. don't i deserve to herald the follies of the mundane and mold them with my karmic wand or is my path something of a watcher for the watchers?

>>149280152
>Bouchard
That will be 10 millions plus tip

reporting in from retard island

what time is the draft

>>149280233
do you need that in retard island time (rit)

>>149280244
please and thank you. I can't wait to see who my kitties draft

>>149280233
214 bongs

>>149280261
that is 2am rit, 7pm est
june 27

so is the rest of the league gonna drop the gay ass analytics shit and copy the Florida formula?

>>149280189
Nah. Oilers didn't challenge it either

>>149280296
The Florida formula of having the biggest analytics department in the league?

>>149280296
the florida formula of not being a frozen hellhole and/or being in the middle of nowhere?

>>149280341
gary denied all their challenges anyways

>>149280296
You mean get marchand top 6 from boston for free

Its not analytics

>>149280296
caller from planet retard, you're on the air

>>149280296
The Florida formula of having Gary's favor?

>>149280152
JEN

>>149280189

>>149280417
I think their formula is not over paying for retards

>>149280189
Turn the Wheel of Excuses again

>>149280495
and the frame before that when carter is offside?

>>149280538
P A R A L L A X
A
R
A
L
L
A
X

>>149280495
>>149280538
>both screenshots taken late to cope
love to see it

>Samir still having a melty
Love to see it

Man, I’ve seen nothing but Oiler cope and seethe all over social media. Are you guys sure they aren’t the Laffs of the west?

>>149280597
retard

>>149280543
Carter is on (our) side by shoot it down the begging whores mouth in under a minute.

>>149280600
Share some.

>>149280622
ok cuck

>>149280543
this 1?

>>149280620
And the melty continues

>>149280652
clock time is still 15:29
no

>>149280600

>>149280660
retard

oh this 1. surprised edmongolians didn't send death threats to knob for failing to challenge this

>>149280702
>>149280702
>>149280702
NEW

migrate
>>149280697

>>149280693
>goes a second later
nice cope

>>149280713
u said 15:30 watch the webm again retard

>>149280719
i didnt give a time retard

>>149280711
>>149280712
>both OPs made by the same person on proxy

>>149280754
yeah its sad

>>149280726
alright you're just pretending to be retarded

>>149280754
>>149280760
Retard

>>149280776
whatever helps you cope

>>149280792
maurice would've challenged that instead of going down 0-1 like a cuck

>>149280814
and gary would have awarded him the offside cause he coachs the sunbelt team
what about it

>>149280831
Your team is shit and run by retards.
Also, Florida is snowbelt.

>>149280852
sunrise is over 500km south of that point

>>149280831
with an attitude like that no wonder you're miserable

drop the puck, gary

>>149280872
>miserable
huh? im fine bro

The Panthers will be the first team to 3peat in the real hockey era and there's nothing Canada can do to stop it

>>149280894
vegas had a lot of canadians on it
we have already done the work

>>149277963
Don't feel bad for McFaggot, he happily met with our globohomo PM. I'm glad the oilers lost again.

>>149280910
see
>>149279681

>>149281170
problem?

>>149277963
why would you feel bad for him?
being a bust is his fault

This is a reality that needs to be addressed

>>149277747
>Canadians don't even like him anymore. I don't think that they can understand
Of course they can't. Jeets have smaller brains than humans.

And the dwindling whites in Canada were the ones who allowed their country to be destroyed. If you're willing to assist the globalists in defeating your own country, how could you possibly understand anything other than politely assisting the other team in scoring against you?

>>149278059
The fundamental problem is David McConnor *is* the best player on his team - but he's not wired to be a good captain.

It's just two different skill sets. And the Eulers would probably have done better to let someone like Drai wear the C and let McDavid focus on skating.

just had a 14 million dollar marner wheeeeeuuuu

blessed