Thread 149279415

This is it, bros. THIS will be the match that finally proves this whole tournament was a good idea.

Very high chance that this will be the most boring game of the entire tournament.

where is little timmy?

threesome sex with DAZN's very finest lauren jbara and melissa ortiz

>>149279415 (OP)
Good thread

remind you that this is the worst Juventus in history

>>149279558
It really is

>>149279558
it might be true for them lol

>Juventus about to face a middle eastern team.
>Donald "Good Goy" Trump summons them to the Oval Office and writes the word אמת with a gentile baby's blood on their foreheads.
What did he mean by this?

>>149279558
True. I can see them losing this. The worst is that the club isn't showing any sign of improvement

>juBentus
guaranteed bootycheeks boring ahh game
when was the last time jube was fun to watch

>>149279719
>also
results prediction: 1-1

Juve are playing for Trump this match. They are my team for tonite.
>>149279705
Me in the back

>>149279719
Probably when Tevez was there. Maybe the CR7 era if you enjoyed seeing him trying to carry a bunch of shitters

how the hell is watching these shit matches

>>149279781
Speak english ya jeet

>>149279777
how on earth are there so many pathetic men to give this dumb whore money

ill watch this slop i guess...

>>149279777
id bleach this little nigger in about 20 seconds

Pachuca scored btw

>>149279819
She makes videos of her destroying cars and other shit she buys with the money too lol

>>149279819
idk buy I did find myself unconsciously reaching for my wallet.

Wtf that's Rui Patricio

>>149279890
You're just reacting like this because there's a romanian in the thread

>>149279926
lmao is that stereotype accurate?

>>149279926
kek

Would that lanklet lineswoman

>>149279415 (OP)
Some cuties in the crowd. Someone post them.

>>149279946
If it was for them, pickpocketing would be an olympic discipline

holy shit the streams are all fucked

Its time to rape jewve

>>149279991
It’s literally free on dazn

>>149279970
lol the only Romanian I've known about here, though never met personally, was some slut a neighbor of mine got pregnant. She gave birth and then disappeared, leaving my neighbor to take care of the child all by himself. Apparently she went back to Spain, where he first met her.

>>149280018
(((free)))

>>149280018
in my country those fuckers ask for email and phone number. Fuck that

>>149280018
it requires an account and it doesn't let me create one

>>149280047
you dont have to put in a phone number

tell me about ai ain
what's their deal

>>149280064
You do here

>>149280038
yes it literally is free
>inb4 muh email
use a throwaway
who cares

>>149280070
maybe its because i used my google account? it might already have a phone number attached idk

>>149280064
>>149280070
here too. futbollibre doesn't

God damn I wanna sex the female ref and her crew

>>149280056
Normies here can’t even sign up

>TardKennie on a yellow, min. 5

our golden generation n shieeet

>>149279991
try viprow

>>149280102
it keeps loading forever upon signing up

>>149280070
it let me use a fake number, but even after all that shit the quality is lower than the pirated stream lmao

>>149280125
I know someone that even pays for the premium that's supposed to be better quality. But the colours have that fake HDR glow, the sound mixing is shit (you hear people talk around the commentators) and it still looks like a 720p youtube stream from 2016.

We all juve here? Or arabs?

>>149280067
Its the best ai ain in ages

>>149280145
Both aren't mutually exclusive.

>>149280107
Dude trying to get himself thrown out with a double yellow to pop down at the local McDonald's for a quick filet-o-fish

>>149280150
Big if truue

what the fuck that was actually good football

>>149280123
do it on the app or different browser

Salzburg 2-1 Pachuca

where the fuck does al ain fc even play?

>>149280178
fuck i posted in the wrong thread
these delays are cancer

Arabros...

It's annoying how loud the volume gets when they score

>>149280150
>>149280163
They’re 17th in the league and the worst they ever been

>>149280185
Towelhead country

>>149280206
The soundmixing has been shit for every game at this tournament for some reason

>>149280221
Is that a man?

>>149280047
>>149280070
dunno why you guys are so paranoid about this kind of thing as if everything you do isnt already being tracked

>>149280235
I used a fake number and it worked. It's not paranoia it's fucking annoying.

>>149280221
>>149280241
there are no latinas in my country

>>149280150
Wasn't that 2 years ago?

>>149280241
Forgot about her and how much I used to like her

>>149280252
drone cam kino

>>149280047
Yes but they don't send a confirmation email or text
Just make it up. And the device you are using to steam is attached to you real details so....

>>149280257
british latinas are pajeetas
if you wanted them hotter you should have mixed harder

>>149280217
In some games they also have a weird camera movement

>>149280257
literally paki women

Fun times??

>>149280241
>>149280270
Shes so chubberina now that is not even funny

>>149280257
I take it you're not in London...

estudiantes mentioned

I only know from football manager but this is going to be a fucking bloodbath. Like Juventus 7-0 unfortunately

kek webm that old man

UAE bros...

Oh boy. It will be ugly

So this is the power of Israel's blessing.

forza juve

Yeah this might be Bayern pt. 2...

oh no no no keeeek

>>149280356
Okay they just scored. Incredibly retarded lines. It was -1.5 +120 lmao. There is one competent country in Asia and its Saudi Arabia rich folk

Arab sister... you're shit

>>149280284
>>149280304
it's just not the same!!

>>149280386
covered in shit*

>>149280257
just get yourself an english rose

>>149280312
I think she improved once again, at one point she got really chubby like most latinas but I guess she didn't want that

>>149280241
>>149280416
Name?

yas queen mark it

the freakin narrator keeps saying YUVE instead of JUVE its triggering the shit out of me

>>149280423
She's the "okay boomer" whore i think

>>149280415
Tango's wife absolutely beaming

>>149280441
Indeed. We are brazilians so is JUVE

>>149280441
Wait what is juve not juve?

>>149280357
this one?

>>149280441
It's Juve, not Djuve though?

I hope Vlahovic doesn't get to play even a minute
>>149280423
Neekolul

>>149280255
i didnt have to use my number, just email. tho yeah the ads can be annoying

>>149280468
>fake tits
dropped

OOOOOOO
JUVE PER SEMPRE SARAAAA

>>149280416
this wasnt even her fattest

>>149280468
Cheers

all games are either total domination or draws

8-0 on the menu

Ogre eufa has woken up

Anyone watching this on Dazn?
How the hell do you skip the stream to live moment?

>>149280500
Tmhmmm. I guess only pachuca x salzburg

>>149280356
I tried to warn you all lol. I have Juventus -4.5 lol. This is a nightmare matchup. UAE is not Saudi

>>149280500
seattle and botafogo was pretty close

>>149280500
>all games are either total domination or draws

>>149280494
Yeah but she got a bit skinnier after that lol. Not as she used to be, but I think she avoided turning into a cow

>>149279479
It has been proven since day 2

>>149280510
Anulo uefa

>>149280500
god i wish i was dominated...

why did FIFA gave the late games to both italians?
It's like 3AM there

mmmm i´ve got nice steak on sale and im gonna make aligot and grilled asparagus to go with it. we eatin good tonight

>>149280494
I know so many latinas from high school that ended up like this. It's always alcohol + shitty high carb mexican diet.

>>149280552
To spare the PTSD's to sfinterfags

>>149280524
Yes

>scoreboard is broken
??????

Reminder that we play in 20 minutes
>>149279975

>>149280598
I don’t care

>>149280598
I had Surinamese food for dinner today

>Jewventus
Did they get Trump's power?

>>149280598
Thanks Surinam

>>149280513
click on the red button that says live

>>149280621
what kind of food do they make?

>>149280632
Nvm I fixed it

Al Ain are so shit

Yildiz deserves my tongue

>>149280629
>I didn't leave the cotton fields for this

>>149280598
>Suriname
>Mexico
>televisa commentators
No thanks

I spent like 3 years think it was called "The Asian" lol. Also its going to be 7-0 or 8-0 I promise it. I said the same thing at the time the game started

>>149280598
couldn't you postpone your concakino

>>149280634
Like a mix of south-american and Indian food

>3-0 at 40 mins
finally an euro team that isn't a joke based juve

Who is winning?

i fell asleep while watching pachuca red bull

>>149280673
Juve 3-0

Juve tryharding because they know they shouldn't have been invited

>>149280672
uh? what about buyern?

>>149280673
UEFA

>>149280700
If this is tryharding I don’t know how do they play regularly

>>149280673
The worst Yuve in 250 years

If Alberto Costa was Irish he would be named Albert O'Costa

>>149280701
bro those were literal amateurs. al-whatever is at least a professional team

>>149280703
oh that's how it is then
UEFA vs the world

>>149280739
Always has been

Gen Z boss and a mini

this is revenge for when Fiorentina smashed them 3-0 a few months ago

>>149280757
Fuck you

>>149280757
this
so much this

Culo mani

Al Ain defend like scholars

>>149280788
Itty bitty titties and a bob

How do you say "it's over" in the Emirates?

>>149280659
>>149280356
>>149280521
I mean this in the least dickish way but I knew every aspect of this game and warned you when it was 0-0. Warned you at 1-0 and I warn you again

>>149280815
>oh allah the ummah is weak

>>149280799
How many SSRI's were involved in the making of this?

>>149280799
God I love women so much

So you're telling me the 2024 Asian champions are getting battered by one of the worst Juventus squads of all time

>>149280815
Allahu ackbar!

>>149280664
can you recommend me any dish? sounds interesting

>>149280808
Post half-time Itty bitty titties

>>149280850
Can't go wrong with chicken roti

>>149280847
Juve is not even running

>>149280846
Same, but instead of love, hate

>>149280832
Esa si la metes verdad negro de mierda? Era en qatar no aqui

>>149280799
>i recently bought shares from a company where girls did this kind of videos
>shares price fell 60% 4 months ago
i should have known

>>149280356
The most impressive part of this post is it was made when it was 0-0 and the gambling line was -1.5 lmao

>>149280862
imagine this being your daughter and you have to pretend you don't want to fuck and impregnate her everytime you see her since her childhood
thanks god uncles are a thing

Worst Al Ain side since the UAE shifted from a pearling-based economy to a petroleum-based one

So, only Juve is representing UEFA so far. Buyern played against a literal amateur team.

>>149280494
right is better

>>149280862
that's a man

>>149280799
what's the mini?

come on juve btw haha

>>149280915
Based Trucial States appreciator

>>149280912
you already posted this i belive

>>149280912
Goddamn, Chile...

>>149280884
Que comentario de puñeton, a que viene pensar en Argentina ahora?

>>149280912
Bruh

>>149280912
El mestizaje malvado

>>149279926
yeah, good thing he didn't say he's feeling greasy, right mate?

>>149280900
I also still think it will be Juventus 7-0 or 8-0. The public actually bought epic Dubai at +1.5

Did we really need an emirati team in this tournament?

How come ChileANO, PeruANO, and MorocANO haven't shown up in any match threads but Chikaner is allowed to spam and sperg out 24/7?

>>149280918
Germany did at 2014 WC semifinals

>>149280948
>tf
>tp

>>149280966
delete this

>>149281010
finally, someone posted a real woman.

Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice me saying I haven't had sex for all of 2025

>pessi sponsoring literal piss “beer”
Lmao

>>149281026
Literally impossible. You've gone insane by now.

>>149281026
So, is this what people call incels? I would be crazy too.

>>149281026
Wanna fix thar ;)

>>149280912
You should kys

>>149280918
this team is no different from Auckland, if not worse.
tbdesu the only real uefa victory was man city's

>>149280356
Real talk if it isn't 7-0 or 8-0 i'll jerk it on screen

>>149281054
>You should Kiss You Sister
Don't encourage him, please.

>>149280912
Do you not have any good looking close relatives? You're not supposed to be attracted to family. If you are then you have a literal brain problem similar to Down's Syndrome but just for sexual attraction and you need help. Not even joking.

>>149281026
That's almost as bad as me, haven't had sex for all of June

why do all kids do that stupid fucking flossing dance

>>149281057
Al Ain would destroy Kebab Casamora easy

Song name?

>>149281081
You think that's bad? I haven't had straight sex all week.

So far, what matches were any good?

>>149281026
kys humble bragging faggot

>>149281089
Average amerishart lives on the Truman’s show

>>149281026
Haven't had sex since 1993

Me? Haven't had sex since Juve's 4th goal

Most dangerous lead

Billy Gunn just turned heel on Paul Wight!

>>149281102
What about gay sex?

>>149281097
Sandstorm - Darude
Not ironically

Last time I saw vagina was my day of birth

>>149281122
True
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHasAV038Fg

Haven't had sex since 2019. Who else volcel here?

>>149279415 (OP)
Is this the comfiest match thread in all the CWC so far?

>>149281136
The flesh wills it.

Based Aladin conceding 4 goals to make it even

I haven't had sex in 30 years (I'm 32)

>>149281160
jeets are sleeping that's why

>>149281185
Uh Oh... Are you related to el chileAno?

Not only they don't know how to press but they are also physically incapable of it..

>>149281143
What did Benito Infantini mean by this?

Those Juve N’s are really lame

How did this ugly piece of shit land a cutie like that? What the frick I'm doing with my life?

usa and koppenmeier or whatever his fag name is uber alles

>>149281251
He's her dealer

>>149281185
being an incel in latam is impossible

>>149281251
you're not wearing an Italia shirt
simple as

>>149281251
She's nothing special, dude. Get it together.

>>149281251
All you have to do is
>luv Juve
It's literally that easy

>>149281251
you're literally in the land of sexo bunda gostosa safada what the hell's the matter with you?

>>149281251
probably just a sibling

>>149281260
>>149281274
>>149281275
>>149281299
how do i get a juve gf, i deserve one

The way the stadium announcers pronounced Conceicao was amazing

Juventus
>easily winning their cwc match
>friends with mister president Trump
Inter
>humiliated by a Liga Mx club
>allied with the evil ayatollah

>>149281306
ive only had sex with prostitutes in brazil, i was a NEET for 10 years with depression

>>149281309
Look and behave like the dude in that picture you posted.

there was a goal a no one said anything, are you actually watching the game?

>>149281299
JLJ (Just love Juve) theory

>>149281329
i'm too busy jacking off, sorry

Unfortunately I have won the war but I warned all of you

>>149281329
Game?

>>149281329
I've been on chaturbate since the 3rd goal

>>149281329
Yes, but comfyposting in this thread is more important. This is just a repeat of the Bayern Auckland match

>>149281342
good lad

>>149281185
Think that's bad? I can't have sex or enjoy it at all
>struggling with ED since my first time
>countless times went to hookers and having mixed from not getting an erection, getting a partial, inbetween or not cumming at all
>try meme pelvic exercises, no effect, try cardio, going to the gym, no effect, try a controlled healthy nutrition and hydration, no effect, try even viagra, no effect
>I thought maybe it was the girls, so I spent a lot on an absurdly hot and cute one just now, she was so nice as well, try her best, try to force intimacy, kissed a lot, even let me stay almost an extra hour without paying, to no effect either
>go to the bathroom after, try to masturbate, works and cum in a few minutes
get on my level of losing

>>149281342
This is my next bet lol because I know every single black guy in the Netherlands is representing Suriname against the most basic pencil shaving boring ass Mexican faggots.

>>149281329
I've lost so many rounds of The Game I'm not trusting anything anymore

Why are the shorts on the female referee much tighter than the shorts on male referees?

>>149281384
Wider hips and thicker thighs

>>149281319
Juventus
>Tryharding against a clearly inferior, semi-professional team.
>Summoned by Israel's greatest Golem to the White house (AKA the butthole of the universe).

Inter
>Enjoyed a great game of actual Footy against a decent team and learned in the process in order to grow as a players.
>Recognize who really are on the right side of history.

>>149281417
t. Javier Zanetti

>expected most non-Euro teams to get raped
>only teams raped in the first match rounds were Atletico, Auckland and Al Ain

>>149281400
mang ruin patricio has gotten even worse since his foldable chair stint at riomma

I guess they are better paid at UAE but those Argentinians playing at Al Ain would be good players at some mid table European club

>>149281422
What country is atletico from

>>149281372
No offense but ask a normal Mexican and they have zero clue who is playing against suriname rn

>>149281370
How old are you?

>>149281435
?

>>149281435
Who are the guys playing against Surinam lol

>an america is juventus captain
ew

>>149281431
No offense but can you guys stop doing this
>ERRR ER WHY ARENT THEY ARE EUROOP??!?!??! THEH SHOULD BE AT NOTTINGHAM FOREST GO TO EUROOP GO TO EUROOP
at every good player you see

>>149281437
I learnt about Gold Cup being on this morning. Couldn’t care less.

>>149281458
I will not encourage gambling but the most retarded assortment of fellers are playing against Suriname (Netherlands B) rn and they are 2 goal underdogs

what a slurper

>>149281474
I see euros and africans doing this to our players all the time and its really fucking annoying
>>149281454
He meant that as a joke cause you said non-euro

>>149281417
>Muh Trump, muh Israel
KEK so this is new cope, huh

>>149281474
For every chill Brazilian poster there 9 insufferable attention whore cunts

>>149281451
25

>>149281477
Surinam is +2 bro when you woke up this morning lmao. Your atttitude adds to how retarded it is. Surinam is free money.

>>149281485
>Jews are evil.
>Trump is a Jewish semen sommelier.
>Therefore Trump is evil.
Come on, anon. It's not that hard to understand.

>>149281484
Africa starts in the Pyrenees of course.
Jokes aside, I know he wasn't seriously asking but what I meant was that in the end only 3 teams got raped, and 1 of them was European.

>>149281507
Golems can't turn against their masters

>>149281491
How long have you been watching and jerking it to porn? And how often per day?

>>149281370
>try even viagra, no effect

your dick is dead, go see a doctor

cute girl, comeone post webm

>that kissing couple
It's over for me

As a Gremio fan, which Brazilian team should I support in this tournament?

Is al ain a small team? I never heard of them

How many of the juve fans shown in the crowd are Americans larping as Italians?

Like Ariana grande kind of people

>>149281548
Are you that same dutch anon who constantly mentions being like 1.93 or something like that?

>>149281551
Palmeiras organizadas (ultras) have a union with gremio fans

>>149281557
50%
The rest are Mexicans

>>149281485
>>149281507
>>149281520
The real reason why Trump or any other president for that matter cant turn against the kikes is that they own the federal reserves and thus have the ability to collapse the US economy in a single day, this is what happens when you abandon gold for jewish piece of papers.

>palmeiras?
>boca?
>fluminense?
>monterrey?
>no... give me al ain

>>149281483
takes all the fun out of it when it's muh big club atropellating dentists and farm workers

>>149281561
No, I am 1,97m and I wouldn't post that on here out of nowhere

Not to post off topic but the country of Surinam supports "ceasrefire" and in a proxy way they support Iran. Also who the fuck is the Mexican team playing these fellas

>>149281572
I was saying it in terms of Juve and footy desu, I don't care about Trump or semites

>>149281554
The beat the River Plate that won the Libertadores final vs Boca
They also broke last year a streak Al Hilal's streak of aboit 30 games winning in a row

>>149281596
So what happened tonight? Are they unironically the worst Al Ain in years?

>>149281557
Not a big guinea population in DC, but plenty could have made the trip from Philly/NJ/NY

>>149281612
Club football changes pretty fast
If this tournament was in the start of the year fluminense would have been goleated 5-0

Gatti is a retard

>>149281587
Prove to me currently the alll star team of Black Dutch players are underdogs to this assortment of spics

>>149281568
Then I shall support Palmeiras

>>149281648
leave her alone!!!

Whatever I solved the Juventus problem easily. Here's the basic bitch Mexi team problem

>>149281692
Stop spamming your bets, nobody cares.

>>149281692
No Mexicans even know who is competing rn lol

>>149281528
I do it once everyday in the shower for like 5 mins for years now, I tried no fap and all that but I get extremwly depressed, suicidal and unable to focus on it

>>149281716
That's like quintessentiall addiction stuff m8

ngl this is the best game of the tournament so far, even if the bad guys are winning.

>>149281692
Keep spamming your bets, we all care.

Will Porto beat pessi tomorrow?

>>149281319
>tfw pic is so old the chink owners fleed and sfinter got seized
The rest is still on point though lmao

>>149281770
obviusly yes, miami is a geriatric team

>>149281770
If they dont we are going to need to close down the tuga league

NEW
>>149279975

>>149281716
I'm kind of in the same boat, except NoFap just feels pointless to me. It's not like I go outside and get a gf when I try it. I've done months long streaks and it's just the home->work rot but without the fap. No difference at all.

Darwin quintero lol

That's all folks. See you all tomorrow. Sleep tight!

>superior player of the match
isn't that problematic?

>>149281251
>cutie
Man, you can find prettier girls in every corner of your country.

>>149281770
yea mascherano is a shit manager, refuses to give him the ball

>>149281726
Not really, I stop whenever I want, for instance I was 2 weeks without doing it in preparation for the sex and I was worried that it would run too fast even but still dead dick

>>149281804
it's gender neutral

>>149281804
It's a perfectly cromulent idiom

>>149281804
Superior pile of shit

>>149281064
Well I'm waiting

>>149281843
>I'm not addicted man, I can stop whenever I want, but I won't though because it hurts

>>149281502
>>149281372
kwab