This is it, bros. THIS will be the match that finally proves this whole tournament was a good idea.
Very high chance that this will be the most boring game of the entire tournament.
threesome sex with DAZN's very finest lauren jbara and melissa ortiz
remind you that this is the worst Juventus in history
>>149279558it might be true for them lol
>Juventus about to face a middle eastern team.
>Donald "Good Goy" Trump summons them to the Oval Office and writes the word ืืืช with a gentile baby's blood on their foreheads.
What did he mean by this?
>>149279558True. I can see them losing this. The worst is that the club isn't showing any sign of improvement
>juBentus
guaranteed bootycheeks boring ahh game
when was the last time jube was fun to watch
>>149279719>alsoresults prediction: 1-1
Juve are playing for Trump this match. They are my team for tonite.
>>149279705Me in the back
>>149279719Probably when Tevez was there. Maybe the CR7 era if you enjoyed seeing him trying to carry a bunch of shitters
how the hell is watching these shit matches
>>149279781Speak english ya jeet
>>149279777how on earth are there so many pathetic men to give this dumb whore money
ill watch this slop i guess...
>>149279777id bleach this little nigger in about 20 seconds
>>149279819She makes videos of her destroying cars and other shit she buys with the money too lol
>>149279819idk buy I did find myself unconsciously reaching for my wallet.
>>149279890You're just reacting like this because there's a romanian in the thread
>>149279926lmao is that stereotype accurate?
Would that lanklet lineswoman
>>149279415 (OP)Some cuties in the crowd. Someone post them.
>>149279946If it was for them, pickpocketing would be an olympic discipline
holy shit the streams are all fucked
>>149279991Itโs literally free on dazn
>>149279970lol the only Romanian I've known about here, though never met personally, was some slut a neighbor of mine got pregnant. She gave birth and then disappeared, leaving my neighbor to take care of the child all by himself. Apparently she went back to Spain, where he first met her.
>>149280018in my country those fuckers ask for email and phone number. Fuck that
>>149280018it requires an account and it doesn't let me create one
>>149280047you dont have to put in a phone number
tell me about ai ain
what's their deal
>>149280038yes it literally is free
>inb4 muh emailuse a throwaway
who cares
>>149280070maybe its because i used my google account? it might already have a phone number attached idk
>>149280064>>149280070here too. futbollibre doesn't
God damn I wanna sex the female ref and her crew
>>149280056Normies here canโt even sign up
>TardKennie on a yellow, min. 5
our golden generation n shieeet
>>149280102it keeps loading forever upon signing up
>>149280070it let me use a fake number, but even after all that shit the quality is lower than the pirated stream lmao
>>149280125I know someone that even pays for the premium that's supposed to be better quality. But the colours have that fake HDR glow, the sound mixing is shit (you hear people talk around the commentators) and it still looks like a 720p youtube stream from 2016.
We all juve here? Or arabs?
>>149280067Its the best ai ain in ages
>>149280145Both aren't mutually exclusive.
>>149280107Dude trying to get himself thrown out with a double yellow to pop down at the local McDonald's for a quick filet-o-fish
what the fuck that was actually good football
>>149280123do it on the app or different browser
where the fuck does al ain fc even play?
>>149280178fuck i posted in the wrong thread
these delays are cancer
It's annoying how loud the volume gets when they score
>>149280150>>149280163Theyโre 17th in the league and the worst they ever been
>>149280185Towelhead country
>>149280206The soundmixing has been shit for every game at this tournament for some reason
>>149280221Is that a man?
>>149280047>>149280070dunno why you guys are so paranoid about this kind of thing as if everything you do isnt already being tracked
>>149280235I used a fake number and it worked. It's not paranoia it's fucking annoying.
>>149280221>>149280241there are no latinas in my country
>>149280150Wasn't that 2 years ago?
>>149280241Forgot about her and how much I used to like her
>>149280252drone cam kino
>>149280047Yes but they don't send a confirmation email or text
Just make it up. And the device you are using to steam is attached to you real details so....
>>149280257british latinas are pajeetas
if you wanted them hotter you should have mixed harder
>>149280217In some games they also have a weird camera movement
>>149280257literally paki women
>>149280241>>149280270Shes so chubberina now that is not even funny
>>149280257I take it you're not in London...
I only know from football manager but this is going to be a fucking bloodbath. Like Juventus 7-0 unfortunately
So this is the power of Israel's blessing.
Yeah this might be Bayern pt. 2...
>>149280356Okay they just scored. Incredibly retarded lines. It was -1.5 +120 lmao. There is one competent country in Asia and its Saudi Arabia rich folk
Arab sister... you're shit
>>149280284>>149280304it's just not the same!!
>>149280386covered in shit*
>>149280257just get yourself an english rose
>>149280312I think she improved once again, at one point she got really chubby like most latinas but I guess she didn't want that
the freakin narrator keeps saying YUVE instead of JUVE its triggering the shit out of me
>>149280423She's the "okay boomer" whore i think
>>149280415Tango's wife absolutely beaming
>>149280441Indeed. We are brazilians so is JUVE
>>149280441Wait what is juve not juve?
>>149280441It's Juve, not Djuve though?
I hope Vlahovic doesn't get to play even a minute
>>149280423Neekolul
>>149280255i didnt have to use my number, just email. tho yeah the ads can be annoying
>>149280468>fake titsdropped
OOOOOOO
JUVE PER SEMPRE SARAAAA
>>149280416this wasnt even her fattest
all games are either total domination or draws
Anyone watching this on Dazn?
How the hell do you skip the stream to live moment?
>>149280500Tmhmmm. I guess only pachuca x salzburg
>>149280356I tried to warn you all lol. I have Juventus -4.5 lol. This is a nightmare matchup. UAE is not Saudi
>>149280500seattle and botafogo was pretty close
>>149280500>all games are either total domination or draws
>>149280494Yeah but she got a bit skinnier after that lol. Not as she used to be, but I think she avoided turning into a cow
>>149279479It has been proven since day 2
>>149280500god i wish i was dominated...
why did FIFA gave the late games to both italians?
It's like 3AM there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhTlHnFJN-U
mmmm iยดve got nice steak on sale and im gonna make aligot and grilled asparagus to go with it. we eatin good tonight
>>149280494I know so many latinas from high school that ended up like this. It's always alcohol + shitty high carb mexican diet.
>>149280552To spare the PTSD's to sfinterfags
>scoreboard is broken
??????
Reminder that we play in 20 minutes
>>149279975
>>149280598I donโt care
>>149280598I had Surinamese food for dinner today
>Jewventus
Did they get Trump's power?
>>149280598Thanks Surinam
>>149280513click on the red button that says live
>>149280621what kind of food do they make?
>>149280632Nvm I fixed it
Al Ain are so shit
Yildiz deserves my tongue
>>149280629>I didn't leave the cotton fields for this
>>149280598>Suriname>Mexico>televisa commentators No thanks
I spent like 3 years think it was called "The Asian" lol. Also its going to be 7-0 or 8-0 I promise it. I said the same thing at the time the game started
>>149280598couldn't you postpone your concakino
>>149280634Like a mix of south-american and Indian food
>3-0 at 40 mins
finally an euro team that isn't a joke based juve
a1pu
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i fell asleep while watching pachuca red bull
Juve tryharding because they know they shouldn't have been invited
>>149280672uh? what about buyern?
>>149280700If this is tryharding I donโt know how do they play regularly
>>149280673The worst Yuve in 250 years
If Alberto Costa was Irish he would be named Albert O'Costa
>>149280701bro those were literal amateurs. al-whatever is at least a professional team
>>149280703oh that's how it is then
UEFA vs the world
>>149280739Always has been
this is revenge for when Fiorentina smashed them 3-0 a few months ago
>>149280757this
so much this
Al Ain defend like scholars
>>149280788Itty bitty titties and a bob
How do you say "it's over" in the Emirates?
>>149280659>>149280356>>149280521I mean this in the least dickish way but I knew every aspect of this game and warned you when it was 0-0. Warned you at 1-0 and I warn you again
>>149280815>oh allah the ummah is weak
>>149280799How many SSRI's were involved in the making of this?
>>149280799God I love women so much
So you're telling me the 2024 Asian champions are getting battered by one of the worst Juventus squads of all time
>>149280815Allahu ackbar!
>>149280664can you recommend me any dish? sounds interesting
>>149280808Post half-time Itty bitty titties
>>149280850Can't go wrong with chicken roti
>>149280847Juve is not even running
>>149280846Same, but instead of love, hate
>>149280832Esa si la metes verdad negro de mierda? Era en qatar no aqui
>>149280799>i recently bought shares from a company where girls did this kind of videos>shares price fell 60% 4 months agoi should have known
>>149280356The most impressive part of this post is it was made when it was 0-0 and the gambling line was -1.5 lmao
>>149280862imagine this being your daughter and you have to pretend you don't want to fuck and impregnate her everytime you see her since her childhood
thanks god uncles are a thing
Worst Al Ain side since the UAE shifted from a pearling-based economy to a petroleum-based one
So, only Juve is representing UEFA so far. Buyern played against a literal amateur team.
>>149280494right is better
>>149280799what's the mini?
>>149280915Based Trucial States appreciator
>>149280912you already posted this i belive
>>149280912Goddamn, Chile...
>>149280884Que comentario de puรฑeton, a que viene pensar en Argentina ahora?
>>149280912El mestizaje malvado
>>149279926yeah, good thing he didn't say he's feeling greasy, right mate?
>>149280900I also still think it will be Juventus 7-0 or 8-0. The public actually bought epic Dubai at +1.5
Did we really need an emirati team in this tournament?
How come ChileANO, PeruANO, and MorocANO haven't shown up in any match threads but Chikaner is allowed to spam and sperg out 24/7?
>>149280918Germany did at 2014 WC semifinals
>>149281010finally, someone posted a real woman.
Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice me saying I haven't had sex for all of 2025
>pessi sponsoring literal piss โbeerโ
Lmao
>>149281026Literally impossible. You've gone insane by now.
>>149281026So, is this what people call incels? I would be crazy too.
>>149281026Wanna fix thar ;)
>>149280912You should kys
>>149280918this team is no different from Auckland, if not worse.
tbdesu the only real uefa victory was man city's
>>149280356Real talk if it isn't 7-0 or 8-0 i'll jerk it on screen
>>149281054>You should Kiss You SisterDon't encourage him, please.
>>149280912Do you not have any good looking close relatives? You're not supposed to be attracted to family. If you are then you have a literal brain problem similar to Down's Syndrome but just for sexual attraction and you need help. Not even joking.
>>149281026That's almost as bad as me, haven't had sex for all of June
why do all kids do that stupid fucking flossing dance
>>149281057Al Ain would destroy Kebab Casamora easy
>>149281081You think that's bad? I haven't had straight sex all week.
So far, what matches were any good?
>>149281026kys humble bragging faggot
>>149281089Average amerishart lives on the Trumanโs show
>>149281026Haven't had sex since 1993
Me? Haven't had sex since Juve's 4th goal
Billy Gunn just turned heel on Paul Wight!
>>149281102What about gay sex?
>>149281097Sandstorm - Darude
Not ironically
Last time I saw vagina was my day of birth
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>>149281122True
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHasAV038Fg
Haven't had sex since 2019. Who else volcel here?
>>149279415 (OP)Is this the comfiest match thread in all the CWC so far?
>>149281136The flesh wills it.
Based Aladin conceding 4 goals to make it even
I haven't had sex in 30 years (I'm 32)
>>149281160jeets are sleeping that's why
>>149281185Uh Oh... Are you related to el chileAno?
Not only they don't know how to press but they are also physically incapable of it..
>>149281143What did Benito Infantini mean by this?
Those Juve Nโs are really lame
How did this ugly piece of shit land a cutie like that? What the frick I'm doing with my life?
usa and koppenmeier or whatever his fag name is uber alles
>>149281251He's her dealer
>>149281185being an incel in latam is impossible
>>149281251you're not wearing an Italia shirt
simple as
>>149281251She's nothing special, dude. Get it together.
>>149281251All you have to do is
>luv JuveIt's literally that easy
>>149281251you're literally in the land of sexo bunda gostosa safada what the hell's the matter with you?
>>149281251probably just a sibling
The way the stadium announcers pronounced Conceicao was amazing
Juventus
>easily winning their cwc match
>friends with mister president Trump
Inter
>humiliated by a Liga Mx club
>allied with the evil ayatollah
>>149281306ive only had sex with prostitutes in brazil, i was a NEET for 10 years with depression
>>149281309Look and behave like the dude in that picture you posted.
there was a goal a no one said anything, are you actually watching the game?
>>149281299JLJ (Just love Juve) theory
>>149281329i'm too busy jacking off, sorry
Unfortunately I have won the war but I warned all of you
>>149281329I've been on chaturbate since the 3rd goal
>>149281329Yes, but comfyposting in this thread is more important. This is just a repeat of the Bayern Auckland match
>>149281185Think that's bad? I can't have sex or enjoy it at all
>struggling with ED since my first time>countless times went to hookers and having mixed from not getting an erection, getting a partial, inbetween or not cumming at all>try meme pelvic exercises, no effect, try cardio, going to the gym, no effect, try a controlled healthy nutrition and hydration, no effect, try even viagra, no effect>I thought maybe it was the girls, so I spent a lot on an absurdly hot and cute one just now, she was so nice as well, try her best, try to force intimacy, kissed a lot, even let me stay almost an extra hour without paying, to no effect either>go to the bathroom after, try to masturbate, works and cum in a few minutesget on my level of losing
>>149281342This is my next bet lol because I know every single black guy in the Netherlands is representing Suriname against the most basic pencil shaving boring ass Mexican faggots.
>>149281329I've lost so many rounds of The Game I'm not trusting anything anymore
Why are the shorts on the female referee much tighter than the shorts on male referees?
>>149281384Wider hips and thicker thighs
>>149281319Juventus
>Tryharding against a clearly inferior, semi-professional team.>Summoned by Israel's greatest Golem to the White house (AKA the butthole of the universe).Inter
>Enjoyed a great game of actual Footy against a decent team and learned in the process in order to grow as a players.>Recognize who really are on the right side of history.
>>149281417t. Javier Zanetti
>expected most non-Euro teams to get raped
>only teams raped in the first match rounds were Atletico, Auckland and Al Ain
>>149281400mang ruin patricio has gotten even worse since his foldable chair stint at riomma
I guess they are better paid at UAE but those Argentinians playing at Al Ain would be good players at some mid table European club
>>149281422What country is atletico from
>>149281372No offense but ask a normal Mexican and they have zero clue who is playing against suriname rn
>>149281370How old are you?
>>149281435Who are the guys playing against Surinam lol
>an america is juventus captain
ew
>>149281431No offense but can you guys stop doing this
>ERRR ER WHY ARENT THEY ARE EUROOP??!?!??! THEH SHOULD BE AT NOTTINGHAM FOREST GO TO EUROOP GO TO EUROOPat every good player you see
>>149281437I learnt about Gold Cup being on this morning. Couldnโt care less.
>>149281458I will not encourage gambling but the most retarded assortment of fellers are playing against Suriname (Netherlands B) rn and they are 2 goal underdogs
>>149281474I see euros and africans doing this to our players all the time and its really fucking annoying
>>149281454He meant that as a joke cause you said non-euro
>>149281417>Muh Trump, muh IsraelKEK so this is new cope, huh
>>149281474For every chill Brazilian poster there 9 insufferable attention whore cunts
>>149281477Surinam is +2 bro when you woke up this morning lmao. Your atttitude adds to how retarded it is. Surinam is free money.
>>149281485>Jews are evil.>Trump is a Jewish semen sommelier.>Therefore Trump is evil.Come on, anon. It's not that hard to understand.
>>149281484Africa starts in the Pyrenees of course.
Jokes aside, I know he wasn't seriously asking but what I meant was that in the end only 3 teams got raped, and 1 of them was European.
>>149281507Golems can't turn against their masters
>>149281491How long have you been watching and jerking it to porn? And how often per day?
>>149281370>try even viagra, no effectyour dick is dead, go see a doctor
cute girl, comeone post webm
>that kissing couple
It's over for me
As a Gremio fan, which Brazilian team should I support in this tournament?
Is al ain a small team? I never heard of them
How many of the juve fans shown in the crowd are Americans larping as Italians?
Like Ariana grande kind of people
>>149281548Are you that same dutch anon who constantly mentions being like 1.93 or something like that?
>>149281551Palmeiras organizadas (ultras) have a union with gremio fans
>>14928155750%
The rest are Mexicans
>>149281485>>149281507>>149281520The real reason why Trump or any other president for that matter cant turn against the kikes is that they own the federal reserves and thus have the ability to collapse the US economy in a single day, this is what happens when you abandon gold for jewish piece of papers.
>palmeiras?
>boca?
>fluminense?
>monterrey?
>no... give me al ain
>>149281483takes all the fun out of it when it's muh big club atropellating dentists and farm workers
>>149281561No, I am 1,97m and I wouldn't post that on here out of nowhere
Not to post off topic but the country of Surinam supports "ceasrefire" and in a proxy way they support Iran. Also who the fuck is the Mexican team playing these fellas
>>149281572I was saying it in terms of Juve and footy desu, I don't care about Trump or semites
>>149281554The beat the River Plate that won the Libertadores final vs Boca
They also broke last year a streak Al Hilal's streak of aboit 30 games winning in a row
>>149281596So what happened tonight? Are they unironically the worst Al Ain in years?
>>149281557Not a big guinea population in DC, but plenty could have made the trip from Philly/NJ/NY
>>149281612Club football changes pretty fast
If this tournament was in the start of the year fluminense would have been goleated 5-0
>>149281587Prove to me currently the alll star team of Black Dutch players are underdogs to this assortment of spics
>>149281568Then I shall support Palmeiras
>>149281648leave her alone!!!
mexi
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Whatever I solved the Juventus problem easily. Here's the basic bitch Mexi team problem
>>149281692Stop spamming your bets, nobody cares.
>>149281692No Mexicans even know who is competing rn lol
>>149281528I do it once everyday in the shower for like 5 mins for years now, I tried no fap and all that but I get extremwly depressed, suicidal and unable to focus on it
>>149281716That's like quintessentiall addiction stuff m8
ngl this is the best game of the tournament so far, even if the bad guys are winning.
>>149281692Keep spamming your bets, we all care.
Will Porto beat pessi tomorrow?
>>149281319>tfw pic is so old the chink owners fleed and sfinter got seized The rest is still on point though lmao
>>149281770obviusly yes, miami is a geriatric team
>>149281770If they dont we are going to need to close down the tuga league
>>149281716I'm kind of in the same boat, except NoFap just feels pointless to me. It's not like I go outside and get a gf when I try it. I've done months long streaks and it's just the home->work rot but without the fap. No difference at all.
That's all folks. See you all tomorrow. Sleep tight!
>superior player of the match
isn't that problematic?
>>149281251>cutieMan, you can find prettier girls in every corner of your country.
>>149281770yea mascherano is a shit manager, refuses to give him the ball
>>149281726Not really, I stop whenever I want, for instance I was 2 weeks without doing it in preparation for the sex and I was worried that it would run too fast even but still dead dick
>>149281804it's gender neutral
>>149281804It's a perfectly cromulent idiom
>>149281804Superior pile of shit
>>149281064Well I'm waiting
>>149281843>I'm not addicted man, I can stop whenever I want, but I won't though because it hurts