Thread 149279452

Gane by heel hook edition

Bro was training specifics with Craig Jones

>>149279452 (OP)
Its funny because Ngannou is too retarded to understand he was never in any danger here. Truly an African migrant vs African migrant matchup.

>>149279452 (OP)
UFC BJJ watcher, Ciryl Gane

merab vs marcus mcghee

>>149279488
Merab is boring

We should start ending every thread like ~10 posts early then keep bumping them from bottom of the catalog until heem has like 30 threads up at once. (Fuck soccer)

merab is more worthy of the nurmogomedov moniker than umar

>>149279483
It was assimilated migrant vs el negro de las europas

Will Colby volunteer to heem Iran?

>>149279524
nurmagamedov is a title now?

>>149279483
Not african nor a migrant, Gane is American

Colby couldn't heem a wet newspaper

>>149279570
>moloch eye hand gesture
>baal one eye signature

>>149279524
Umar IS worthy of Shartbib Nurmagomemeov name

>>149279574
I picked buckley by the assumption of colbussy being semi-good, boy how did that backfire.

>>149279586
Cannonier vs gane is the fight to make
Another freemason to take down

A pillow LMAO Charles is fucking cooked

i have fxxking chills

I wish Merab was Indian
that'd be funny

that one bong is missing bros..

>>149279658
It would be more obnoxious than funny. Same if he was mexican, there should never be a mexican goat

>>149279668
merab is mexican

My landscapers are Mexican

>>149279668
Don't be self hating there's nothing in the world even 1% as pathetic.

>>149279680
Only according to his headcanon. If he actually was, brown people wouldnt get it over their heads

>>149279590
Literally identical to my penis.

>>149279694
I'm not self-hating, i just don't like brown people

Gane's plan

>>149279712
You are MEXICAN

Heem stands with Israel. For those that oppose reddit is down the hall and to the left

Why haven't I been drafted for war in Iran?

>>149279727
Mexico will be a white ethnostate superpower by 2030

>>149279737
2 more weeks

Natan Levy cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>149279745
And people say jelqing doesn't work

Bout to drop a smelly israel down the dome, shouldn't have ate those beans yesterday

sweet dreams was made of heems
jamawhal gets it done.

>>149279748
lol you whiteoids are dying out, mexico will be fully meso american soon

The thing about Mexico is that it's filled with Mexicans lol

>>149279766
knowers are saying this

>>149279771
Many such cases!

Olivi O-ring

>>149279763
Daddy shabbo goy drumpf ain't gonna like this comment. Be ready for a visit from the secret police

jamlol will get pieced up like smiff did

the gane database

I will NOT accept insults and slander made by a 5'9 meth addicted tranny who lives with his mum.

>>149279770
Calm down chicano, let's not derail the thread with your fantasies

>>149279795
Turn on your monitor

>>149279793
actual /heem/ posters picked this doo

Israel is cool actually, a great country!
If there's one thing I love about Israelis is that they're a very jolly folk, excellent dancers. Don't believe me? google "dancing Israelis"

>>149279796
He is gonna punish me with another ESPN wmma main event isn't he

deep lore is the dancing israelis were palestinians

Ayo?

>>149279850
Um sweatie they were actually half iranian half chinese.

>>149279865
yoooooooooo

>>149279830
had me in the first half ngl

Mexicans are turbo-manlets bruh

I'm 5'11.5'' master race

>>149279865
sad!

>>149279885
No need to further emasculate the browns they get really uppity

5'5 is the optimal heem height.

pereira really out here traveling the globe learning all the wrestlings for the rematch vs ankalaev
meanwhile ank playing flappy bird
levels to this game.

>>149279932
aura overload

>>149279918
>they

>>149279932
This guy is so dapper and aesthetic

>>149279932
no shoulders on this twink. OliGOAT is gonna murder turdpooria

>>149279932
get this nigga a harem of pawg milfs stat.

The Mexican posting bot has gone rogue. I apologize to everyone for the inconveniences it may have caused.

>>149279865
My neighbor's at least 6'2, and his daughter is almost the same height as him.
They're not Mestizos either, they look almost full blooded native. His wife is a little potbellied, square hips golem. Genetics are weird shit.

>>149279590
>this has been some chick's POV

Didn't ask. Don't care.

>>149280057
Native Americans were tall people

Conor McGregor has sent his private jet full of supplies to Iran per the Ireland times

I FUCKING LOVE CIRYL GANE HE ACTIVATES MY BUSSY EVERY FUCKING TIME OH YEAH

RIP Mexigoob, sadly he was killed by three rattlesnake-like left hands from Conor McGregor after he asked for an autograph

>>149280090
Mad bitch.

>>149280076
what you see after walking schaub to his trugg

You jest but Schaub has trugg walg'd your crush, probably

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

I got wagecaged for a month and haven't been keeping up with heemnews, bring me up to sneed, /heem/

Heh hooper just needs time is all

>You have to watch episode 4 of the Ultimate Fighter *spoilers*

>Highlights of the shitshow that was episode 4:

>Roided out Mat Serra making an appearance

>Bizarre, zero-effort editing choices during the sob story portion of one of the fighters, footage would cut between calm footage of fighter and partner to chaotic training footage back and forth in a way that was just not in tune with the rest of the episode.

>Chael turns up to fighter prep for his guy wearing shades, jeans.. and just sits with him to offer him this plan: You're fighting a wrestler, I know wrestlers because I am one, if he attempts to take you down and you stand up three times he will no longer attempt to take you down *adjusts his shades* (I kid you not).

>Chael shits on his fighter's wrestling during his interview segment.

>Colby Covington makes an appearance. Tells the fighters how to get cauliflower ears.

>Chael says his fighter told him this: "Coach I know I dont look great in training, but I am focused on cutting weight. A couple of good meals and I will be someone else". And so Chael trusts him.

>Chael's fighters goes on to completely make a shitshow of his weight cut, fails to cut any more weight at 176 pounds (he is a welterweight).

>Chael being a West Linn 'gangster', calls DC and offers his fighter 5k USD to ignore the weight difference (!!)

>DC's fighter counters by demanding 12.5k to accept the fight (otherwise he automatically proceeds to the next stage).

>Chael accepts, says he will deliver the cash in a white envelop.

>During the fight Chael is doing zero coaching, not even going to his fighter during the breaks to give him advice, complete idgaf energy, which is especially glaring when you see how DC is so energised and trying to coach his guy and push him throughout the rounds.

>Chael's fighter goes on to lose the fight, gets a massive cut in the forehead.

Uhhh based?

>>149280212
That's guy's a cool dude
Would share a kvass with

>>149280239
chael was a really good coach when he coached against jon. i guess that was a long time ago his unc tactics don’t work anymore

>>149280212
Gaziev the type of guy to gas out after a heem declaring the fight a draw

how are goobys angels doing?

Imagine if janny took all the time he wasted trying to ban people and did literally anything productive with his life. Chills.

>>149280327
Hitting the corners in Dublin

>>149280239
Chael clearly makes a judgement call based on the fighter. The first flyweight he helped more because he seemed to have some fight IQ. If he thinks the fighter is stupid he phones it in.

>>149280327
Looking good Conor, when can we expect that return fight with Chandler?

>>149280327
the complete lack of interest on Goob's face that there's no fat slags around really seals it

>>149280327
Yall told me that Conor was short

>>149280365
Based Chael as always, knows where to invest his time and effort and who is a lost cause.

>>149280327
Me on the right

>>149280385
those are women b

I'm gay!

charles is doomed

This dude obsessed with El Heemador but who can blame him what a man dime

I think La Leyenda will be brought back after Charls is exlopded

>>149280456
whitest frenchman

Askren status?

Thong sandal wearing little fag

heemember when pereira was cool and could chug a whole monster?

>>149280555
We dont sign our posts here.

According to Benjamin Franklin the french are not white. You need to be an ugly ass englishman with crooked teeth or a german mud hut dweller.

>>149280456
Shartles is the easiest matchup for Ilia, one touch he'll crumble and curl up in the ball, Garth would have been a better matchup unironically

>>149280571
he still can

>>149280579
Yeah that doesn't make sense, Franklin was one of the heads of a french freemason lodge in Paris called the nine sisters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Neuf_S%C5%93urs

>>149280592
Imagine this 20 year old kid locked in a cage with a methed up cub can't blame the kid cazzie

>>149280456
hehe thats very good

>>149280636
>nine sisters
>sisters
Ummmm Benjamin Franklin sisters how do we answer?

left shin was deep in an ankle lock yesterday and got a bunch of weight put on my right shin today
i now understand gooby silva and weidman

Imagine if he cared about MMA

>>149280686
Lincoln mauls

Yeah I do that gay shit if another grown man touches me I'm taking his ass to pound town

>>149280686
Cannonier would have heemed this freemason rat

>>149280714
wow the one good post in the past 4 minutes got heemed

lincoln and jon jones have one thing in common, they're both flaming homosexuals

me personally I wouldnt fuck jon jones

fuck jon jones

imagine fuckin jones doggystyle and his giant cock is just sitting there erect like he's a horse

>>149280686
Taft would weem this buttery cunt

Strip Jon Jones...

prime gooby had the best ass in mma, including the girls

dana: my goal with the ufc is to have had at least one event in every country
also dana: ah sorry kid south africa's stadiums don't have gummy worm vendors

>>149280796
Taft is banned from all competition after getting stuck in the bathtub and trapping all the brazzas

dana white does not care about black people

>>149280901
same

>is named white
>doesnt care about non-white people
wow great writing there

>>149280926
wtf

6'7"
135 lbs
20 yo


Imagine if he fucking cared

>>149280708
Has there been a president who was a striker (drones not included)?

>

>>149280963
yeah right here

>named dana
>regularly gives d to an a
can the writers get any more lazy?

>>149280708
Bum Nwordal proves that wrestler is a meme

Imagine powerslapping Dana's clotting purple nuts while he eats out Grasso's butthole

Alexa is only for Brazillian or French-Canadian, I'm afraid.

should I post my lair of hair pic?

The Human Danapede

ohhhh im finna oil you up b

a hole in the game has been spotted, one that charles is notorious for taking advantage of

>>149280958
ben askren takes this kid to the cleaners

>>149281072
Too soon dick head

boutta jake off

he's trying to break free

why didnt turkey purchase the jones aspinall fight? they paid trillions for ngannou vs fury and no 1 even watched that shit. millions would watch the jones fight

>>149281035
Yair literally tore her pussy up then dumped her

>>149281148
Oil is going the way of the pager and they are cutting back costs

>>149281176
humm makes sense

*farts a challenge*

>>149281237
i hate that little gnome goofarov

Dana Brown (poop)

You think I'm just going to stand here and let you rape that commissioner, Jon? (I am)

francis “TND” ngannou

>>149281267
fr?

You think I'm gonna let you get a side salad instead of fries Jon? I would just let you order that?

GM3 is always the A side of a fight

>>149280896
Kek

For me? Its gotta be UFC Baku

dana is the biggest bitch of all time for creating wmma but not allowing trannies to compete. worst of both worlds

remember rafael fiziev? yeah he's fighting this week

>>149281357
he’s getting tuned the fuck up by a 15 year old mexican lanklet this week

JON BONES JONES; Fruit Loop.

>>149281149
oh no she got redeemed

David, King of Israel

>>149281371
either way he's fighting this week

Gane won

Garbrandt was robbed

>>149281415
nigga lost weight?

Ayy I'm walking here

>>149281607
Disgusting fat slob.

>>149281351
You calling me a baka, MexiCan anon? It's on sight

Doos in jail with his mom now
BEEAAUUUTIIFUL WEEEEEMS

He's making a list, and checking it twice

>>149281683
I hope you outlive your children

>>149281796
Based Tito, fuck Ngumbo

i’m aquarius but respect :fist:

>>149281865
isn’t this the guy that got dogged by RDR

>>149281887
No in actualities that was the guy that weemed RDR and then weemed Usman

>>149281865
I tried this stuff its actually incredibly good and made me feel like I was high for hours. Highly recommend to anyone.

How did we fall so far, nGODbus? We're so pathetic...

You guys ever hear of the story of the Three Little Pigs? There are these brothers, these pigs brothers, they all want to build houses and they each decide they want to build their house different. The first pig is like, alright, I'll make this straw hut, this is my house. And the second pig, he finds some sticks and it looks like shit. And then the last pig brother, he makes his out of bricks. So then this wolf comes up and he sees the houses and he's like, why'd you build these houses and the brother pigs all said "Cause we're little pussies, we're little bitches and we're scared." Those three little pigs were Chael Sonnen.

>>149281865
kek I wonder if Whittaker is a household name in the down under. im not sure that even GSP ever was over here

Tom Aspinall vs Curtis Blaydes 3

>>149281943
THE little weezyana?

>>149281948
Finished business. Chills.

>>149281961
kek

>>149281948
Blaydesbros its time to finally acsend

>>149281948
Blaydes has no answer for this I fear

Imagine Tom Aspinall shilling Slurm

kek heemember the new gloves? the fucking marketing video for it explicitly had the scientists saying they were designed to reduce impact

Zoidberg would fucking kill Merab

heemember when that tribe in a forest taught samurai jack how to jump really high by carrying around a huge bolder for a while?

>>149282163
I didnt watch Samurai Jack; I watchinf Duckman bitch. Respectfully.

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull

Am I more than you bargained for yet? Im just a notch on your bedpost but youre just a line in this song.

>>149282319
Thats gay music for gay people. Unless youre an former scene girl I think you have to watch only WMMA now

so quiet you afraid to post?

>>149282387
I would heem you dead and honestly it wouldn't even be very competitive at all. Respectfully.

https://x.com/calpolkidSF/status/1935522506385015032
its over

>>149282439
>pro gaming

>>149282439
its gay porn

o shit paddy and ilia are in the same weight class now

>>149282439
Gaethje fucked and came inside Rebecca Bisping

>>149282499
Paddy should call him a muppet. I would slap my knee.

I wonder who got all the hardware from the render farm daner said they built for the sphere visuals

>>149280982
kids mean

>>149282439
>>149282513
He unironically looks like Garth, what's up with that

Shut up faggot.

ufc bjj 1 on june 25th will have three inaugural championship bouts on the card. as a part of international fight week

>>149282612
Wgaf

khalil the only nigga to kick the shit out of grounded opponents (not in the head)

why isn't this more commonly seen?

>>149282664
in light heavy is deadly + they couldnt take you down from it, but welter down they turn and grab your leg + not that much damage in lower weights

>>149282664
>>149282682
it's only useful if your opponent is already 90% finished and in turtle (smith mode)

I’ll heem Iran for my country. I’ll take the Ayatollah to deep waters b.

>>149282755
you israeli bappa?

They wanted this.

when the pawg milf sits on my lap

No podemos seguirlos.

>>149282753 that motherfucker stole his soul couch goggins style

>>149282826
Thumbnail looked like Cyrax

>>149282826
>when you challenge their "chosen people" moniker

Sie wollten diesen Krieg.

any fighters known for their impenetrable defense?

>>149282890
Shoni Strikiland. Sometimes.

Im getting tired of your shit.

>>149282653
One of the all time biggest aura loss moments

They will devour you.

machamp lookin ass nigga

>>149279452 (OP)
Homosexual here ::unzips::

curtis "rise up lights" bladez

congrats you are now Australian

If gooby retires with his last 2 fights being this, it's a lifetime KWAB on his legacy

>>149283271
his legacy is that he betrayed everything what made him successful and couldn't get away with it
its all documented for future generations to learn from

>>149283287
movie.

my ascent to deinterception continues

Noticed they both dodged each other's lefts
type of deal you only see in movies and cartoons

curtis "jackson" bladez was asked if he could take merab at HW. he said no chance

https://youtu.be/H4GDHdjMC9o?t=741

>>149283287
Sadly true but he needs to retire on a win

>>149283323
yeah it was a pretty cool moment

At the end of 2023, Jon's best win at heavyweight was Gane and Tom's best win was Sergei. Now, Jon's best win is Stipe and Tom's is Blaydes. Food for thought!

>>149283352
blaydes is a better win than 42 year old gigaflushed full time firefighter who doesn't want to be there stipe
and jon still went 3 rounds with him kwab

>>149283412
Stipe could roll out of bed and beat Blaydes.

heeminder bladez probably accidently acclimated to UK time for the aspinal fight which was on US time for some reason

Aspinall's best win is Volkov
Gane's best win is Volkov x2
Food for thought!

>>149283442
tom didn't sleep at all the night before the fight

fully acclimated Blaydez injected with anti heem serum wins the trilogy.

Jon has defeated two former heavyweight champions. Ton has defeated Marcin Tybura.

tom unironically could have and imo should have fought someone after the stipe fight. he literally gets ppv points for his interim belt

>>149283509
i don't disagree but the UFC didn't want him to fight anyone but jones

>>149283515
Who told you that, Forest Griffin?

Tom is White
Jon is black
Food for thought!

oh no that won't do no sir

it is unknown whether or not Jon Jones could defeat Marcin Tybura

>>149283555
Could he knock him out in 73 seconds whilst absorbing less than 5 strikes?

>>149283571
uhh yeah it's marcin he's a bit of a bum

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y0gJ-WZ6ipg?feature=share
I always think of this when I see Marcin's name

>>149283581
jon jones went to decision with anthony smith

>>149283601
Jon got so bored he tried to get DQ'd

>>149283620
why didn't he just finish the fight

god invented jon jones

>>149283624
You're trying to understand greatness from your cum stained ergonomic chair

I love excreting...in any form

>>149283628
why did he make him gay

>>149283649
You're trying to understand providence from your cum stained ergonomic chair

>>149283649
Same reason you are an ugly loser with a small penis. So you dont have sex with women.

joncels sure think about penis and cum a lot...

>>149283649
he would be too OP if hes straight

>>149283709
you mean to tell me he wouldn't have gone to decision with anthony smith, life and death with legless thiago santos or lost to reyes if he was straight?

>>149283728
basically yeah

>>149283728
You're so fucking retarded.

he’s mad

This is why nobody likes you by the way.

There is still zero proof of Jones of getting fucked in the ass, no proof, nothing, just grifters making videos

>>149283754
I am pretty sure he's the one dishing out assfuckings.

i will heem my meng before going to bed tongiht

In the standup comedy video that leaked out with jones, he was grabbing the dick of one of his mates and rubbing it, the guy doing his standup even commented on it

pereira got the Woody (from toy story) treatment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOodZpq5YTA

Based Guru calling out UFC

>>149283782
Based Bryce asserted his dominance over James Krause here.

>>149283818
false news. see >>149281176

is alpha brain considered a PED?

>>149283829
Lmao

Why is wop pizza so much better than guido pizza?

>>149283836
Ya unbanned one like caffeine though

>>149283849
Aren't you literally chinese?

for me its bahamondays

Amanda Ribas vs Tabatha Ricci will be certified coomer-kino

Sun Goy: THE SHART OF THE DEAL

>>149283890
Are mutts dying already?

>>149283890
nathan yahoo looks so happy there

>>149283890
How many handshake cucks does he have to execute to offset that?

MMA?

how would speed do in ufc

>>149283923
https://youtu.be/aGlZUQmWlEg?si=lyq6GD2tm6EGfwIh
not well

>>149283923
better than aspinall but worse than gane

Pecka fetch the modorized gart lol

>>149283923
Didn't he spar dookie and get fucked up?

>>149283934
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK tomala sisters not loike this...

>>149283934
holloway's wife hits harder than all 3

La puissance

>>149283949
ngannou should have been disqualified here for a low blow but the ref didn't see it

>>149283938
I can't find this meme anywhere. Any know what it's called?

>>149283949
lol wtf

Regardless on your views on iran israel. At the end of the day Schaub's Mrs is a certified dump truck

>>149283991
Canada doesn't like it when we goon on the thread

>>149280520
Bitch looks like an early 2010's Capcom character gahddamn

>>149283991
It’s a BBL

>>149283949
So he has a micro pencil dick?

I hope dustbin gets slept dead, doesn’t wake up for five minutes dead

I don’t like niggas who celebrate their retirement like this. I hope he gets brain damage and disappoints

it’s ngubu’s breath you dorks

Ngubu unleashed a miasma of death and disease

Any real ones out there that can help me find an old Rizin fight? There was a Jap manlet who was about to fight some 6 feet tall guy. In the Jap's prefight package, they showed him training by having his padman sit on another guy's shoulders while the fighter winged overhands as high as he possibly could.

>>149284058
Wanna see her oiled up and rolling with Sexyama

>>149280686
>>149280708
>>149280963
Teddy Roosevelt boxed, wrestled, and did judo/jiujitsu. He also solved the street vs sport argument and the weight class argument 100 years ago.

Gane's little pecker just got a little excited when his FranDaddy was on top of him

>>149284066
>bruh we would totally heem those chinky eyed manlets if we traned moar ufc
>love, dad

>>149284066
neat

what would you talk about on the joe rogan podcast?

>khumshart DESTROYS fat sparring partner via pitter patter and not even rocking him
Kek look at all the wonk noses in awe in the comment section. They’re so pathetic. How are they this embarrassing to themselves?

>>149284206
It’s true… we’re so pathetic…

>>149284206
In my day you weren't allowed to upload sparring footage to your Tik tok account.

>>149284066
̶t̶h̶r̶o̶w̶ kill. Wtf teddy bro

>>149284066
Teddy was a fake one, Kadyrov tier

Iranians need to be liberated

>>149284023
Unfortunately, there are still levels.

>>149284396
That's not as funny because mine is a screencap... meanwhile your image was lifted (stolen) from a thumbnail.

your mums got a good chin

So apparently Chael Sonnen was right about Andrew Huberman shilling scam supplements but no one believed him at the time

His name was Jon Jones

Jon Jones couldn't last 250 years in my world

My meng is truly beat up though still it's tawlf bappas so so tawlf

Charles Oliveira has a name. And his name… is Charles Oliveira!

>>149284581
THE screencap?

Skadooosh

>>149284728
Calling a cop a nerd to his face is pretty cool icl

>>149284728
You forgot the part where he jumped around like a monkey and said "YOU FUCKIN CRACKAS" with a zesty voice crack

IT‘S UP!!!!!!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eme1laPTH_Y

THANK YOU SAUDIS

Oh when the saints come Marcin in

>>149284837
Whittaker is going to expose reindeer diddler

>>149284837
>#13
Who the fook is that guy?

>>149284746
Yes.

>>149284848
I hope so b, I'm worried about Rob's consistency

I'm the featherweight Ngannou

Jon jones tossed me off in a Chiang Mai nightclub

>>149284799
would never ask little mike for any kind of """"wisdom"""" or advice

Marching Tybura

>>149284461
do persians really?

>>149284837
>Krylov backstabbed ukraine to become russian
>Taptoro backstabbed germany and georgia to become spaniard
>Merab backstabbed georgia to become American
It's backstab or be backstabbed in the churka world

>>149284773
cazzie poof, the cops name was literally officer nerd

Khalil Rountree's best win is Black Smyff Wukong and it took him 3 rounds

>>149285002
salty man hill is going to kill that crybaby bum

>>149285015
you don't actually believe that

>>149284947
Did you never exchange E-Mails with a qt and thought to yourself "I want to raise black babies with her?"

Some of us deserve better than this faggot thread

>>149285231
Yeah, but not you

>>149279793
omalley bros...

>>149285231
Some of us deserves pawg milfs but we're here just beating our meat, lotion on our dick and shit

>>149285231
Make.

A.

Better.

One.

Then.

>>149285392
Why not both

>>149284947
He wouldn't have advice that some impoverished third worlder bombed bitch would even use anyways.

>>149285460
there is no better to be had here

>>149285483
then stop complaining faggot

>>149285498
dont like facts? what are you a jew

Many such cases I lament

>>149285508
you sound like a faggot that won’t come to Town Hall Station

>>149285508
Jews change facts to change reality.

You sit there and cry like a raped bitch.

Heeminder Town Hall Station is a flooded toilet heemosexuals make man fukk in

>>149285503
>airfrying with volk
it's never been so over

>>149285523
simply beneath me m8
>>149285529
lol jew boy

>>149285557
You're calling me one of God's Chosen People and a member of the master ruling class.

Thank you, raped bitch.

Eddie Hall situation. Shivers

Eddie Hall bounces on it.

>>149285503
Volk won

Slop-o-shite

>>149285606
Care to extrapolate?

Whilst Volk is making cool manly means like his brick smashed bush burger, Dana is eating zesty shit like this. You don't want me to go into the Dana's zesty scran archives. It's foul

haha jew

>>149285650
Dana's restaurant is booming the man could start with $1 in Indian and become a millionaire within a week

>>149285702
Bounce on it for your Aridaddy.

Someone tell that mumbling retard volk to not fucking eat bush meat ffs

>>149285717
bruuuh

>>149285717
Fucking rank.

Money to be made on Chadmahal

>>149285717
Danas restaurant deserves a Michelin star

Finna plap my K-1ussy on a fat BBC

kek wtf is this https://apps.apple.com/us/app/jon-anik-official-app/id6736413248

>>149285825
Excellent post.

>>149285808
He has a much better record

Okay now who the fuck is David Amess?

>>149285915
Dicked down by a daddy like you were I'm afraid.

Blaydes is fucked

Bo should have won the RDR fight

bo schaubed his shorts from a light prod in the belly

>>149285964
>>149286052
You should change ya DDP at least once before ya momma leaves ya.

>>149285546
>>149285503
This Goof wonked ilia's nose forever

>>149284973
this is just what smelly middle easterners do in place of personality

Bo Nickal beat Paul Craig
Jamahal Hill CANNOT say the same

What did he say?

Who the hell is John Africa?

Bo Craig

>>149286111
How about you learn to speak English you dirty cow shit eating poojeet.

He bussy, you still there?

>>149286191
He said he is waiting for a sign from the ayatolah bismullah

I'm going to visit my friend in Hawaii. He works out at BJ's UFC gym. Hopefully I meet BJ.

>>149286108
I want to get my nose broken, so when I get it "fixed" I tell the doctor to make it look like Brad Pitt's nose.

>>149286191
When it's about fighting youtubers, strickraped is the first to attack

>>149286200
awwww smelly faggot has no personality

Why is the UFC doing business with them?

>>149286248
Uh you got a sauce for that buddy?

>>149286288
Because you’re one of Aridaddy’s gooning goyim

>>149286292
yea
>[206]

>>149286288
oil money. those fuckers can pay handsomely.

I hate waking up early and having to share the thread with Brits.

Reinier De Ridder is who Paul Craig would be if Craig had average testosterone levels

>>149286257
Turn on your monitor and wash your upper lip.

>>149286288
I covered this on my last stream, keep up

https://youtu.be/TOodZpq5YTA?si=HTR_PneWAbcm3N8k

>>149286336
yeah that's what your mom told me to tell you, glad you overheard us.

>>149286309
gonna cry?

Got spammy revved nice and early today I see.

>>149286345
I didn't hear a whimpering Chinaman though.

I'm not worried about having manlet kids with my short gf. They can just fight in the lower weight classes.

>>149286377
yeah he came in after I was done

>>149286342
Those cards make money anon. Arabs pay enough to get them on their times as well. pretty much the only card that can be fully watched around these places.

>>149286377
He is a pajeet b

>>149286391
A whimpering Chinaman came inside you?

>>149286398
>h-h-h-hes a pajeet b

>>149286404
Bro cut your losses nobody ever gets triggered besides you.

>>149286404
Yes

>>149286432
its his personality bro

>>149286442
Damn you're right actually.

>>149286432
YOU need to turn on your monitor

Schaub looks cool as fuck with a shaved head

schaub has never looked cool in his life

Schaub looks cool as fuck, I'd just leave it at that.

>>149286463
Shaving your head when you have a great head of hair/hairline is the ultimate flex on hairlets. They seethe thinking about how they would never do that if they had their hair back

>>149286456
We dont sing our posts here.

For me it's Zanella Schaub

>Bro cut your losses nobody ever gets triggered besides you.

FACT CHECK: Wrong!!

We've seen Sneed's mugshot he looks rad as fuck

>>149286499
Zanella is an actress. It's called art.

>>149286531
Ohhh yeah definitely

>>149286541
what da hell

The Blueprint.

Joanna is a high value woman

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2971651/

>>149286513
Fairly small amount of seethe an average steatorrhea sissy, I’d say?

Here
Everyone
Emphasizes
Manlove for Sneed

>>149286521
Keep ridin' xhe finna bust some steatorrhea splooge.

>>149286516
She has a lesbian shower scene in this movie

Xadame Xneed is a woman.

>>149286528
*raped as fuck

>>149286570
Now post the full one

>grrrr must reply to everyone so I can make the next thread
you should have better things to do with your time

>>149286565
Xadame Xneed is a trans lesbian

>>149286582
Please take your meds and stop huffing Austin Metcalf's rotting corpse.

>>149286599
>rotting corpses
but enough about Iran and your father

>>149286620
>>149286620
>>149286620
New----------->

>>149286609
My father isn't dead but he'll wish he was once he sees what I tried doing with Karmelo's crotch...

Sneed changed the game man. Amphetamines in a dispo vape. A mighty mouseesque IQ for getting high

>>149286634
Xhe's more of a poppers gal nowadays.

>>149286541
OH NONONO that aint it b