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ATL: Chris Sale scattered five hits and one walk across 8 2/3 shutout innings with strikeouts en route to an impressive 5-0 win over the Mets on Wednesday
NYY: Cody Bellinger went 2-for-4 with a solo home run in a loss to the Angels on Wednesday
ARI: Corbin Carroll was removed from Wednesday’s game against the Blue Jays with a left hand contusion
TOR: Max Scherzer (thumb) recorded eight strikeouts over 4 1/3 shutout innings on Wednesday in a minor league rehab start for Triple-A Buffalo
PHI: Ranger Suárez allowed four hits and one run with two walks and eight strikeouts over seven innings in a win over the Marlins on Wednesday
SD: Padres manager Mike Shildt told reporters Wednesday that Michael King (shoulder) will be out through next month’s All-Star break
HOU: Cristian Javier (elbow) will face hitters on Friday in a live batting practice session
CWS: Adrian Houser has been scratched from Thursday’s start against the Cardinals and will be placed on the paternity list

>>149281591 (OP)
Doyers

doyers

watching the dodgers

doyers

resd

doyers
>>149281601
good choice

Your teams all suck

Jays

>>149281562
well you wanna know why it's cause he was really bad. especially on defense. he's improved immensely since then

doyers

>>149281591 (OP)
Thank you bakerspie <(^-^<) GM!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

bean that faggot in his empty noggin

Give me Rutschman, Orioles. And Mountcastle. You can have a knuckleballer and maybe Tyson neighbors.

>machimpo
kek

>>149281618
yeah. never seen anything like it when you consider both defense and offense basically 180- degree turnaround

sit the FUCK down!

1st for the white sox

Is this Kolek related to the Tyler Kolek who got picked like top 5 and then got injured and never got close to the bigs?

>try to buy 4chan pass
>have money in Coinbase account
>have bitcoin in Coinbase account
>get this message every time
wat do? will the dodgers pull of the sweep tonight? Will the benches clear?

I've been a Razorbacks fan since 1981 and I have been throwing up uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes. My gay son is also crying because he doesn't like conflict. Great job losers, I'm done with this team.

Cooked him

any of you gays have any luck on sniffies?

>>149281654
no but he was originally a Dodgers draft pick

>>149281654
Nah, Stephen Kolek, 5th rule from mariners. We trying to convert him into a SP.

>>149281657
the future of finance!

>>149281654
Oh shit that’s his brother

>>149281638
Legit the trades recently outside of getting Sugano from Japan have been awful D: Oneill costing 40m by himself

>>149281693
Tyler Kolek was a farm boy throwing over 100 mph in hs but he couldn't throw strikes to save his life in pro ball.

>>149281709
Yeah guess the young bro had some better command. Pitching is a fickle art

>reds game just went to a rain delay in the 6th
looks like my redlegs win again!

Okay okay, I see your game plans, Kolek. Just keep eating innings man. Fucking umps

>>149281617
has anyone confirmed if the cameraman is still alive?

why can't ohtani just hit a homerun every time?

weight roomtani

>>149281760
He doesn’t open his eyes

>>149281720
6'3, 210 >>> 6'5, 260

Test

Wrobleski is warming up.
>t. Near the bullpen

sick of this shit

I think the Mariners suck

>>149281780
nice pic bro

Toughest division in baseball status is back. Not a single other division has this many 40 win teams.

>>149281783
How goes it go again...

>>149281780 Henlo Wroble! From east coast :>

>>149281803
>when this hot day's done
https://www.mlb.com/video/mlb-goes-green

>>149281791
Good job sevy.

Smurfman looking good tonight

>>149281783
>>149281803
When this hot days done
I see your face
There’s be no room for sorrows in our warm embrace
Our warm embrace.
Does go byyyyyye I’m up all night to see your face

>>149281783
Recycling is such a lie. Not that it doesn’t help, but reducing consumption helps like 100x more. But since it’s bad for the economy they pushed recycling instead, which is inefficient and stupid. You see, the global elite don’t care about the earth they assume they’ll be able to leave and go to a new planet before they personally have to deal with any problems. But they’re wrong, and I don’t know if they’ll realize in time. It’s more over for the earth than the Rockies even.

>>149281799
Tell em Panama.

the rockies have a winning record in their 15 games (8-7)
soxbros, I think the record is safe

>>149281831
>which is inefficient and stupid
not for aluminum, which should be used instead of plastic for almost all purposes

>>149281831
The greenest thing is population control/reduction. Only realistic way to reduce pollution.

25 million per year

Three Ks for Sheehan!

>>149281831
bad for the economy is the real lie. oh, no! we might have to slow down and smell the roses instead of running as fast as humanly possible on the hamster wheel.

>>149281844
It should be lower and declining by 2100. Just not fast enough.

>sheehan bout to get us a jumbo jack
it is impossible to not be fat as a dodger fan

>>149281847
SUBARSHEEHAN

>A’s broadcast is reviewing tendies
Kino

healthy for the remainder of the season Sheehan plz

>>149281846
Money that could have been used to extend King, Soto and or Arraez. Fuck lol

>>149281844
the most realistic solution is to develop fungi (or similar) to be able to breakdown plastic into useable nutrients
already seen progress in this field

is this a farm pitcher for the doyers?

>>149281853
The numbers might not go up though

>>149281877
unless it goes haywire

>>149281871
60 IL within a month courtesy of mr prior

>>149281863
Careful I got vacationed for food posting recently
>we need an emergency Metkees subway alliance now more than ever.

>>149281873
Arraez is a more defensively limited Juan Pierre. He's not getting any long-term deal anywhere.

:)

freddie :3

naisu hitto!

>>149281892
then we just develop a counter fungi to destroy the out of control plastic eating fungi

‘Tuve isn’t that good when he doesn’t know where the ball is coming from. #midgetdenied

>RISPstros
Still the worst in the league with bases loaded

TEO... YABAI...

dodgers wasting sheehan's return

My Rags and Chihuahuas are bad

>>149281908
are you the dryers aussie?

>>149281932
yurh... unfortunately

listening to this, such a good album
https://youtu.be/ekRSpGyP49Q?si=NuqWloSt9j49UHzQ

Wrobleski needs to get three up and down here

>>149281908
I’m sayin

>>149281880
sorta. he was called up a few years ago and immediately got injured. he's finally done with rehab and back up again

>>149281908
I like the idea of releasing sulfuric acid into the atmosphere to combat warming temperatures

>>149281946
here you go

>>149281924
He looked good hope he can keep it up

>>149281924
One run ain't gonna cut it for Kolek, I still don't trust this lineup to give run support, especially if they're struggling against a bullpen game baka

JUMBO JACK SECURED

>>149281957
salutations, I have become enlightened m' fren

juiced dodger radar guns

>>149281962
cringe

>>149281957
m’lord

>>149281971
meds

I like the ball under the cap game that they play at doyer stadium

>>149281957
i made this last night lol

>>149281957
wow he's literally me

>>149281953
the sign of a doyer pitcher lol. he looked good though.

I absolutely believe that mlb would lie about Ohtani’s velocity on his first start back.

>>149281974
As Mud would say, don't forget to slap some cheese on it!

>>149281957
it looks so good btw
you are a top tier artisan

>>149281591 (OP)
Wtf happened to Baltimore ffs

PEOPLE THINK I'M ACTUALLY BRADY

that funky muncy

fat triple

TATIS LOL

MUNCY FOR THREE
thanks tatis KEK

EL NINO CACA KEK

>>149281971
Do you remember the dodgers announcers seething about Matt Joyce throwing like 103 and implying that the angels were fudging the velocity last year? Was pretty funny

tatis is the sloppiest motherfucker ever

That FUNKY Muncy!

>>149282009
normally I just add a cap to whatever picture on my phone, but I had to use photoshop to get the fingers tipping the cap

>giving up a triple to chunky muncy
roidman is so fucking bad at defense

MUNCY STANDING TRIPLE
WHO'S FAT NOW
>Max is out of breath!
Ok lmao

that tatis adventure in outfield needed some loony toons sound effects

sac fly andy p :)

Muncy standing triple, I’ve seen it all

Tatis has been so sloppy lately

good job andy p

sac fly pandaman

P A G E S
A
G
E
S

>>149282043
KEK

>>149282046
I thought he won a gold glove

Game is tied SEND IN THE BEANERS (pitchers).

Why did the 2020 team feel so ethereal?

andy pingas

>muncy huffin' and puffin' and chuggin' up that line
Joe, be nice.

>"That Big Dog eats again..."
LA Broadcast booth

Man, I don't like seeing Sad Tatis Jr :(

Fat Muncy looks like he’s gonna have a heart attack

ANGRY WILMER

DYING
OUT

edman
go go go

Kinoshita spotted

here we go eggman here we go clap clap

>edman strokes
tommy baseball!

5th inning is when the doyer bats come alive lately

>>149282059
He somehow leads RF in total zone runs. Is that the oldest fancy defensive stat? I get drs and zone runs confused

this kim fella is TOO SMALL for the MLB!

>>149282084
just like ur mum

>>149282084
>ohtani
Fraud
>mookie
Washed and old
>freddie
Somewhat reliable
The bottom players are better

THE COMET

>>149282085
kek stinkees

H S K
S
K

KIM DOUBLE

unlucky doggies. that shit was another triple

man, this team is so fun to watch

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

Damn that could’ve been a triple

THE KOREAN COMET

Welp. Just sweep and humble us and hopefully we sell or retool. This team is just too inept.

>>149282094
false she has massive melons

JP3 what a play

Come on rookie

>>149281292
You might be on to something, anon..

This dodgers booth is completely intolerable
>inb4 poodres
I am not.

>>149282131
false flag

>>149282109
Suisei is an Astro

>>149282131
tru

based rushing!

RUSHIN TO GIVE EM THE LEAD

BASED rushing

wtg Rushie

RUSHING

Dodgers and 5th inning comebacks

KEK POODRES

>>149282095
freeman has been really good at slapping singles lately

>>149282129
>daltonrushingapologyform.jpg

GET THE STACHE BACK BOY

OHTANI
clap
OHTANI
clap

>>149282133
>old man opines how no one is built like his dodgers
correct no one else has $1B in deferred money lol.

>>149282131
i really don't care for karros. i listen to the radio feed instead

DPtani

DPTANI

Thanks Fraudtani

>Ohtranny
kek

pig roach must have bet on this game

>>149282151
Correct. These niggas better be humbled by world champions Dodgers. We gotta sell or something man, idk lol

GIDPTANI
HOLY SHIT GET A DIVORCE AND PUT YOUR CHILD UP FOR ADOPTION ALREADY, WE NEED BASEBALL PLAYERS NOT FAMILY MEN

>>149282167
Yikes even Joe Davis just shut him down kek that was kinda awkward

Insane that we live during a time where the pope is not only an open sports fan, but is specifically a baseball fan.

Ohtani your oshi is watching your shamefur dispray

>>149282131
yeah, I was just thinking about how Vinnie might be calling the game. it's hard to contain the excitement when they start rolling. Davis and Karros sound like faggotty giggling school kids right now.

doodoocacapeepeepoopoodres

just switch to the am 570 broadcast

>>149282195
I unironically would listen to AI vin scully call a game. I miss him so much bros.

ohtani should be paying the dodgers 700m, not the other way around

>>149282201
I've been listening to radio a lot recently, but I wanted to see what Sheehan looked like. Also want to see more of Kim and Rushing.

I feel like Volpe was only drafted because he was a yankees fan. Can they get rid of him asap please.

>>149282215
real

>>149282217
Dodgers should file a grievance

Doggies got the momentum

>>149282220
no, I mean the mlb tv broadcast you can switch to the am radio booth audio

Being in the AL West, I have to watch Wilson have a seizure every time he steps into the batters box 4 times a year.

>>149282215
no offense but you should probably fucking kill yourself

why is timothy chalamet pitching for the dodgers and how is he so good?

>>149282212
I know right, we are great at double plays

>>149282247
Bit rude don’t you think :(

>>149282240
That’s a good thing.

>>149282247
Retard take desu Vin is one of the all time greats

You know what, I'm just going to play Video games. GG doyers, just get on with the sweep already.

>>149282247
rude!

>>149282249
Sheehan and Wrobo both saw massive velo spikes after they were drafted through whatever the dev program does.

Yeah. Im thinking my Chis will take Tatis

>>149282253
Framber is good. Get him run support lel.

>>149282264
fake ass bitch

>>149282266
I bet you they're using 4app.

>>149282262
which is why no one should forsake his memory with anything fucking "artificial"

>>149282253
Kek

Keep it calm

>streameast chat box
>one guy calls him fernando testes jr
KEK KEKKUMS

>>149282278
>4app
I looked this up thinking it was a mobile app for browsing 4chan, everybody laugh at me

kim is my favorite dodger now. really hope he becomes an everyday player soon. athletic speed demons are so fun to watch. we should steal corbin carroll and elly too.

Mookie playing like Dookie ong

>>149282281
Well you could have just said that instead

>>149282235
you may me right. maybe I'll bite the bullet and pay for the service.

Fernando TESTES Jr.

>>149282292
Kek im using that

>>149282275
Just gonna be automatic outs with the 6-9 hole of our lineup. AAAA ahh team. >>149282270
Yes please, he's already in his slump sad mopey mood :(

>>149282306
LOL

>>149282300
and you could just drop a toaster in your bathtub, you fucking sniveling retard

>>149282253
Can you let the Mariners win the West for once? Doesn't it get old winning every fucking year? And you cheat too.

>>149282306
>>149282292
jej

Fagnando Testes Jr.

ohnana ohnana

>>149282292
>>149282306
Kek, it's kino!

>>149282292
His testes are probably raisins from all of the magic ringworm cream

fernando testes jr. tested positive for PEDs

R E S D
E
S
D

>>149282324
no one cares doyerpaco

>>149282247
I haven't used chat gpt and hope to never do so. if we become so oversaturated to the point where it's unavoidable I might have to go full luddite.

>>149282324
test em!

Doing Machados moment in the show right now. Let's hope this helps my Padres...

>>149282313
Shan’t

>>149282324
everyone cares doyerchad

Hey Ohtani, you don't have to do the same as Judge

Tuve 3 run bomb

>>149282348
Will Murakami sign with the Padres to even out this rivalry?

>may 23 1988 Astros vs Pirates
SOVL

Rays really came back on the Orioles today, Yanks are sweating their division lead

Altuve is a dangerous little man.

>>149282297
D Bags lucked out by getting Carrol to sign long term

>>149282335
the two times i've asked an AI for anything it's been patently wrong in ways that a brain damaged toddler wouldn't be. the tech is useless and fundamentally flawed, people asking it to resurrect dead icons makes my fucking blood boil

>>149282314
Nope, they have to earn it and you have to stop seething. Then maybe we can let them have it once.

Padres players look really tired from this series

Why is Altuve great at hide-and-seek? No one can see him.

>>149282349
Manlet fucks ya

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD tonight!

>>149282372
>a simple post about listening to ai vin rather than the slop currently in the dodgers booth now has this anon in a tizzy

>>149282357
Since he is injured, I think he will remain with Yakult next year.

>>149282388
Yeah but the yankees lost, which I care about more honestly

Altuve is great at limbo. He doesn’t even need to bend.

RIGHT ON THE BALLS

Fucking hell

NUT SHOT!

THAT'S GOTTA HOIT!

>>149282389
correct. no one should profane the dead, especially the dead icons. if you had a shred of respect for vinny you wouldn't even conceive the idea of faking his presence

Dodgers defense is insane

Oh man Betts and that sweet fucking grab by Freeman.

every game i'm impressed with freddie's picks at first. so fucking good.

>doyerpacos
>poodrepacos
>astropacos
/mlb/ is mostly Mexican now. Us Romans are dying out.

good play by mookie

What refreshment are you enjoying this fine evening, /mlb/?

Keep it going Dodgers!

jesus that was fucking insane

why did the Red Sox not develop Mookie as a ss? He's clearly well above average there right now.

WE ARE BACK AND COMING FOR THE CENTRAL

>another 3 run bomb
We’re going to see another position player pitching tonight arent we?

>RUSHING CRUSHING BALLS
>RUSHING BALLS CRUSHING

Cubdgerlics

>>149282429
evenin

>>149282369
yeah, but it's great for their fans

>>149282420
LMAO POODREPACOS

>>149282437
>dodgers mascot is a Mexican running for the border

>>149282431
Cubs, Brews, Cards stand in your way.

>>149282420
I've had almost an entire half gallon of milk and now I'm eating blueberries

HIS KNEE

>>149282420
Absolute unit

>going to pass the stankees today
oh my KEK

>>149282357
The war criminal is a bitch though

>>149282420
is that 2hu?

[PEKORA NEWS]
>DAIJOUBU
She loves Muncy and is sad Munchies got hit in the knee.

>>149282409
I have a period that lasts no more than 5-10 seconds of feeling amazement at what this shit can do before feeling really off put by it. I wish I was more into it because I feel like it would make things easier.

>>149282420
fireball

Good thing max is fat so it shielded it

>>149282420
why do Americans think shotguns are so /cool/?

>>149282438
>evenin
hewo

that funky muncy

IT'S HAPPENING

ah boy. here we go.

padres HATE pages!

PAGES HECKING JUMPED INTO THAT

>>149282436
I keked

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>2 games later STILL intentionally throwing at people's heads
for what purpose

Cheating poodres. Bitchmade city

are you fucking kidding me? cant play fair, huh poodrefaggots?

It’s so over Yankletics

Padres aren't beating the allegations

we should re-sign Joe Kelly just for the poodre games

AA Binghamton

Padres can’t play fair

>>149282497
>>149282498
>>149282500
Zero chance that one was intentional imo

>>149282450
This team at its best is better than all of them

would not be surprised if muncy misses a game or two. absolutely smashed that ball off his leg.

>>149282506
what, so he can miss hitting them?

Padres are legitimately so fucking pathetic

hold on
>fernando testes jr.
>rushing gets hit in the testes

>>149282509
Agreed, but it's a bad look given how this series is shaping up.

>>149282510
I think Elly is doing the heavy lifting. Who else is good on the team?

>>149282509
Yeah but there’s alot of heat in this series. I’m surprised a fight hasn’t broken out yet

>>149282514
yeah I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves the game after this inning

Wandy Peralta coming in

>>149282515
why do all my best ideas always get cold water thrown on them out of the gate

Name a dirtier team than the doyerpacos

>>149282420
Export Jurgen Brau! 10%, blimey!

>>149282516
It’s a two run game with a runner on first and no out. He didn’t do it on purpose.

fuck I can hear a spider in my apartment but haven't spotted it yet
tense times in the hood

>>149282538
Trashstros

>>149282472
that just means you're human. these fucking cattle are using it in professional settings now. one of our in-house attorneys copied me on an email the other day that was blatantly written by grok and it made me want to leap from the roof

>>149282538
no one cares toid

Kurtz hurts ya!

>pinch hitting kike for kim
>muh lefty lefty bad
i think i actually hate dave roberts

>>149282541
Well it was fun knowing ya aussiefren

>>149282547
ok doyerpaco, keep seething

>>149282556
>but he's better on defense!
dave roberts or some shit

>>149282541
aussie problems

>>149282541
>can hear a spider
Dunno how you cunts live like this.

Free Hyeseong Kim

>>149282546
lol. just know you're not alone in feeling that way.

>>149282561
lol dying

>>149282556
Kike has been getting solid contact. It just hasn't landed anywhere good for him

>he's batting .750 against lefties?
>but the league averages say he should be batting worse against them who cares what he himself actually does
>pull him

>>149282569
He chose to rot on the dodgers

>>149282573
yea but pinch hitting for a guy who’s batting .370??

>>149282524
Matt McLain is slowly returning to his rookie season form. Spencer Steer is a solid utility guy that has started slow (injured shoulder) but is getting it together. Gavin Lux has been an awesome pickup, and Austin Hays has been good whenever he's not injured. Will Benson is electric and streaky. TJ Friedl is one of the best leadoff men in baseball. I could go on.

Pitching rotation is also outstanding. Abbott-Greene-Lodolo are a sick trio, and Brady Singer has been good. They've also got some young arms that are rapidly moving up the minors, and an elderly Wade Miley.

Doval sure is stellar but only when we are losing :/

Well well well look whos back

>>149282573
i'm ready to trade him to the bananas

>>149282587
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>149282578
This is true. I'm pretty sure he was promised a starting position on the Angels but chose to play for a team with prestige instead.

>>149282566
the vast majority of the time you don't really deal with spiders and snakes
you see fuckoff sized spiders maybe once a month but you barely ever see snakes
I havent seen a snake in the last 2 years, not really a worry - just don't walk around in the bush like a headless chicken

B A S E S
L
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A
D
E
D

>Rushing shaves his mustache
>starts getting on base again
Has stache is like Rock Lee's weight limiters

CMON OHTANI

>>149282589
unironically would fit in well with those guys

>>149282095
>The white player is the only good one
Many such cases

give us a show 'Sho

well, at least ohtani can't hit into a double play this inning

Dalton Walking

>>149282600
pekora is SCREAMING for ohtani

>bases loaded
>ohtani

>>149282596
>once a month

Padres fundies absolutely devastated

>>149282574
>It's called "Playing the Percentages"

>>149282601
it feels like he's auditioning for them when he pitches

>>149282621
HAHA

>>149282596
>once a month

FUCK

>>149282614
most of the time you just see them on the outside of buildings while you're walking around
my mate had a huntsman crawl onto the dash of his car while he was on the motorway and almost died from swerving but apart from that it's chill

>pig roach
kek

kwabtani

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

damnnnn, good pitch, wendy

Fuck

ACKtani

>ohtani strikes out with bases loaded
no...

>>149282630
>my mate had a huntsman crawl onto the dash of his car while he was on the motorway and almost died from swerving
>but apart from that it's chill

how much is he getting paid again?

>>149282647
we wasted his hr shots on dead balls his first 2 abs

>2 outs, bases loaded, close game (aka NOT garbage time)
Who would you rather have at bat, Ohtani or Jim Abbot fresh off a full left arm amputation?

>>149282643
your son has been disappointing lately, what is wrong with him?

I do not care for Ohtani and Mookie. Lets see Muncy and Pages.

>>149282656
I feel bad for all the guys that got on base for him

>>149282660
I've become a bit of a fan of freeman
I like his vibe

>>149282652
he made more money in that at-bat than i've made this year

>>149282657
I'd go with Rosie O'Donnell

What’s a pigroach?

>>149282663
favorite dryer?

>>149282657
Padres fundies have no idea who Jim Abbot is

>>149282658
I don't know anymore

>>149282657
still Ohtani
more surface area for a possible hnp

Cmon Ohtani

>>149282663
he's an old man and he can't walk anymore but the man can hit and catch baseballs

>>149282670
I guess him or Ohtani
idk the team that well
think Soto is my fav personality tho

>>149282674
How fucking behind is your stream ffs?!

>>149282673
>ohtani pitches ONE inning and his bat disappears
KEK

boo

gg native americans

>>149282671
california angel (and team usa) legend

>>149282681
(I understand Soto isn't doyers)

>My Jints :(
>Doesn't matter who we add, we still can't score more than 2 runs
How many losses in a row now?

gg guardian bros, cya tomorrow for the sweep

>>149282596
>once a month
Nah I’m good dawg

>>149282683
I went to grab a beer

>>149282677
>fraud wears the jersey of a handegg fraud

>>149282677
>Lamar jersey
Class recognizes class

My jints still suck ass

>>149282684
kek

>>149282686
It's been gone a while. He's Kike at the start of the season now, batting .050 but those rare hits are dingers

>>149282581
Hey, I remember Gavin Lux. So what’s their goal this season? Also QRD on the black Sox scandal and Pete rose.

WIN THE HOLY GRAIL OF COMICS

>>149282681
Based Aussiefren

>>149282683
holy shit sheehan is pitching!

>>149282698
>ass recognizes ass
ftfy

Jints return to irrelevancy now

>>149282696
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149282702
>>149282581
lux is good. he got on base for ohtani all of last season

>>149282684
Nailed it. Only way that could have been more spot on is if he reappeared as a chimp

>>149282703
>worth 5.3 mil

Ohtani-san...

>>149282708
KEKAROO!

>>149282721
kekaroo this bussy

>>149282684
HOLY MOLY KEK

>>149282703
How could the round table not find a grail when there were 200k of them out there

Pull him

>>149282702
Idk much about the black sox scandal cause that was like 115 years ago

Pete Rose also played before my time but he represented the way Cincy and "Reds country" feels about itself. Rugged, hardworking attitude. Not flashy, but the work gets done kinda deal.

He was also a massive pedophile so it's whatever. The Reds have a history with pieces of shit like the former owner Marge Schott.

Honestly reckon aussie isn't that dangerous
apart from crocs and sharks we don't have large predators
America has bears, wolves, bobcats, mountain lions and other big predators
Reckon hiking in America is more dangerous than Aus

>>149282684
that's definitely him

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

>>149282720
>3/4 of the thread is vtumors
KEK HOLY SHIT. And I thought it was bad over here

>>149282733
You have Peter Scully

>>149282742
Do you even know where that is?

>>149282733
>Let me tell you about your country
Faggot

>>149282738
I feel sorry for whoever has a birthday during june

kek tatis SUCKS

>>149282684
it's kino!

>>149282742
>he doesn't know

>>149282745
is he in Australia or the Philippines?

>>149282749
yeah i did tell you how it is, and what?
what are you going to do about it you little pussy?

>>149282745
This is the first time I see that name outside of ifunny

>>149282742
anon...

>>149282748
Japanese chan?

>>149282720
[Ohtani-san was a Sakura Miko fan]
kek

What the fuck is wrong with Tatis? He was trending upwards a week ago but he lost it again.

>>149282742
Anon...

>>149282759
he's an aussie but he did all his noncery in the philippines so he's locked up there

>fernando TEST THESE jr.
>grounds out

>>149282742
that's from their vtuber thread

>>149282733
All of those animals only live in certain very remote parts of the country. And most (if not all) are critically endangered. I’ve seen a bear once in my life outside of a zoo and never a wolf or a mountain lion.

>>149282771
Brutal

I need some Juneteenth power from Mookie

Tatis is a Chihuahua

>>149282732
That makes sense for Ohio. Is there a rivalry with the Indians at all?

>he was also a massive pedophile
I never knew that oof. I just disliked him for ruining all those young boys’ career with the rigging.

>>149282684
kek!

>>149282782
Oh ok, that makes it better. I'm not Japanese so I just assumed it was their /sp/ equivalent.

>4 pitch walk
Are the Padres punting on this game?

>>149282789

> I never knew that

lmao what

>>149282783
i know this coyote who comes by my park at night when i'm shooting the ball around and we hang out for a little bit, but he won't come more than 50m from me he's looking for pets to snatch up

let's go freddie!

>>149282733
most of those animals fuck off if you hold your ground

>>149282779
just knew Aus wanted him extradited but didn't know if they did or not. they should let prisoners kill him either way.

3. Freeman 1/3 .333
Dodgers Runs 3

>>149282804
what if they smell that I wee'd my pants?

let's go fredE!

>Australia

https://youtu.be/N1KM7eGElVg?si=CmCBi_fyaMEFCvsR

>>149282798
I see coyotes all the time in my local park those fuckers are everywhere

>>149282733
I live in the foothills of the San Gabriel Mountains and have seen a few of those animals mentioned but never a mountain lion (puma aka cougar). Most animals especially the black bears run off at the sound of the human voice

>>149282794
All the places that watch Hololive are watching the game too.

That was a filthy pitch by Morgan for the K

>>149282821
when i used to live in monrovia we used to have bears in our trash bins all the time

Can I get a nu?

once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong...... UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLABAH TREE

well-pitched game from both teams. Poodres left Kolek in too long tho.

>>149282815
Who the fuck are the deers.

>>149282594
He took the bigger contract

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

What are the padres doing?

Muncy OBP is huge!

>>149282832
We got some good bullpen arms, we just need offense man. Not even half of what's waiting in El paso.

that funky muncy

>>149282818
one time, i saw three of them just dashing all over the park. they were playing and it looked so fun

>>149282834
I just remember there being skunks at night just roaming the sidewalk

>>149282846
kek

please hit pages in the head it would be hilarious

Beaning pages rn would be so funny

I got a bad feeling about this

>>149282834
Theres a short hiking trail there, Monrovoa Canyon, always see atleast 1 bear hanging out

Should we just ride out this thread?

>>149282798
coyotes are pussies, smaller than a lot of dogs and dumb as shit

I live on a hillside and we have plenty of coyotes that freak out our evening house guests with their howling but are too scared to get near our neighbor's fat cat who lives outdoors. that obese cat sleeps under all the neighborhood cars without a care in the world because the coyotes don't do shit except stand in the middle of the road when you're driving down the hill.

>>149282859
cram it, poodrepaco

/nu/
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>>149200296
>>149200296
>>149200296

>>149282818
>I see coyotes all the time in my local park

I used to see coyotes in my area. Not no more though.

>>149282864
same, but i'm in west hollywood

>>149282869
cheeky cunt

>>149282870
you must be afraid of everything

>>149282506
>we should re-sign Joe Kelly
Thank you for using "re-sign" instead of "resign".

>>149282864
Think I hiked up there a couple times as a kid, very beautiful
>temporarily closed
i blame edison

but where is nu tho

nu in -22

it's pronounced bay-kes-pee

Pujols
Pages

>>149282870
they're pussies anon >>149282866

you don't need that thing unless you're a little girl

>>149282864
Didn't expect to see my hometown mentioned in this genny but ok lel

where's bakespie when you need 'em

nice duel, great location on that pitch

>>149282892
>it's pronounced bay-kes-pee
Bakerspiefren

>>149282901
it was and so was the one that got ohtani with the bases loaded

-dodgerfan

2hu can we discuss terms for the Morgan trade? don’t sell the farm this year. just don’t.

3 outs to go!

>>149282905
kek

NU
>>149282914
>>149282914
>>149282914

Fuck it. Let’s just go to /hoc/. We own them.