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>>149279667ATL: Chris Sale scattered five hits and one walk across 8 2/3 shutout innings with strikeouts en route to an impressive 5-0 win over the Mets on Wednesday
NYY: Cody Bellinger went 2-for-4 with a solo home run in a loss to the Angels on Wednesday
ARI: Corbin Carroll was removed from Wednesdayโs game against the Blue Jays with a left hand contusion
TOR: Max Scherzer (thumb) recorded eight strikeouts over 4 1/3 shutout innings on Wednesday in a minor league rehab start for Triple-A Buffalo
PHI: Ranger Suรกrez allowed four hits and one run with two walks and eight strikeouts over seven innings in a win over the Marlins on Wednesday
SD: Padres manager Mike Shildt told reporters Wednesday that Michael King (shoulder) will be out through next monthโs All-Star break
HOU: Cristian Javier (elbow) will face hitters on Friday in a live batting practice session
CWS: Adrian Houser has been scratched from Thursdayโs start against the Cardinals and will be placed on the paternity list
doyers
>>149281601good choice
>>149281562well you wanna know why it's cause he was really bad. especially on defense. he's improved immensely since then
>>149281591 (OP)Thank you bakerspie <(^-^<) GM!
bean that faggot in his empty noggin
Give me Rutschman, Orioles. And Mountcastle. You can have a knuckleballer and maybe Tyson neighbors.
>>149281618yeah. never seen anything like it when you consider both defense and offense basically 180- degree turnaround
BWS
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1st for the white sox
Is this Kolek related to the Tyler Kolek who got picked like top 5 and then got injured and never got close to the bigs?
>try to buy 4chan pass
>have money in Coinbase account
>have bitcoin in Coinbase account
>get this message every time
wat do? will the dodgers pull of the sweep tonight? Will the benches clear?
I've been a Razorbacks fan since 1981 and I have been throwing up uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes. My gay son is also crying because he doesn't like conflict. Great job losers, I'm done with this team.
any of you gays have any luck on sniffies?
>>149281654no but he was originally a Dodgers draft pick
>>149281654Nah, Stephen Kolek, 5th rule from mariners. We trying to convert him into a SP.
>>149281657the future of finance!
>>149281654Oh shit thatโs his brother
>>149281638Legit the trades recently outside of getting Sugano from Japan have been awful D: Oneill costing 40m by himself
>>149281693Tyler Kolek was a farm boy throwing over 100 mph in hs but he couldn't throw strikes to save his life in pro ball.
>>149281709Yeah guess the young bro had some better command. Pitching is a fickle art
>reds game just went to a rain delay in the 6th
looks like my redlegs win again!
Okay okay, I see your game plans, Kolek. Just keep eating innings man. Fucking umps
nSDap
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>>149281617has anyone confirmed if the cameraman is still alive?
>Doyers booth just said they canโt fathom ohtani going 0-4
why can't ohtani just hit a homerun every time?
>>149281760He doesnโt open his eyes
>>1492817206'3, 210 >>> 6'5, 260
Wrobleski is warming up.
>t. Near the bullpen
I think the Mariners suck
Toughest division in baseball status is back. Not a single other division has this many 40 win teams.
>>149281783How goes it go again...
>>149281780 Henlo Wroble! From east coast :>
>>149281803>when this hot day's donehttps://www.mlb.com/video/mlb-goes-green
>>149281791Good job sevy.
Smurfman looking good tonight
>>149281783>>149281803When this hot days done
I see your face
Thereโs be no room for sorrows in our warm embrace
Our warm embrace.
Does go byyyyyye Iโm up all night to see your face
>>149281783Recycling is such a lie. Not that it doesnโt help, but reducing consumption helps like 100x more. But since itโs bad for the economy they pushed recycling instead, which is inefficient and stupid. You see, the global elite donโt care about the earth they assume theyโll be able to leave and go to a new planet before they personally have to deal with any problems. But theyโre wrong, and I donโt know if theyโll realize in time. Itโs more over for the earth than the Rockies even.
Judge
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>>149281799Tell em Panama.
the rockies have a winning record in their 15 games (8-7)
soxbros, I think the record is safe
>>149281831>which is inefficient and stupidnot for aluminum, which should be used instead of plastic for almost all purposes
>>149281831The greenest thing is population control/reduction. Only realistic way to reduce pollution.
>>149281831bad for the economy is the real lie. oh, no! we might have to slow down and smell the roses instead of running as fast as humanly possible on the hamster wheel.
>>149281844It should be lower and declining by 2100. Just not fast enough.
>sheehan bout to get us a jumbo jack
it is impossible to not be fat as a dodger fan
>Aโs broadcast is reviewing tendies
Kino
healthy for the remainder of the season Sheehan plz
>>149281846Money that could have been used to extend King, Soto and or Arraez. Fuck lol
>>149281844the most realistic solution is to develop fungi (or similar) to be able to breakdown plastic into useable nutrients
already seen progress in this field
is this a farm pitcher for the doyers?
>>149281853The numbers might not go up though
>>149281877unless it goes haywire
>>14928187160 IL within a month courtesy of mr prior
>>149281863Careful I got vacationed for food posting recently
>we need an emergency Metkees subway alliance now more than ever.
>>149281873Arraez is a more defensively limited Juan Pierre. He's not getting any long-term deal anywhere.
>>149281892then we just develop a counter fungi to destroy the out of control plastic eating fungi
โTuve isnโt that good when he doesnโt know where the ball is coming from. #midgetdenied
>RISPstros
Still the worst in the league with bases loaded
dodgers wasting sheehan's return
My Rags and Chihuahuas are bad
>>149281908are you the dryers aussie?
>>149281932yurh... unfortunately
listening to this, such a good album
https://youtu.be/ekRSpGyP49Q?si=NuqWloSt9j49UHzQ
Wrobleski needs to get three up and down here
>>149281880sorta. he was called up a few years ago and immediately got injured. he's finally done with rehab and back up again
>>149281908I like the idea of releasing sulfuric acid into the atmosphere to combat warming temperatures
>>149281924He looked good hope he can keep it up
>>149281924One run ain't gonna cut it for Kolek, I still don't trust this lineup to give run support, especially if they're struggling against a bullpen game baka
>>149281957salutations, I have become enlightened m' fren
gibe
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>the yumbo yack is secured
I like the ball under the cap game that they play at doyer stadium
>>149281957i made this last night lol
>>149281957wow he's literally me
>>149281953the sign of a doyer pitcher lol. he looked good though.
I absolutely believe that mlb would lie about Ohtaniโs velocity on his first start back.
>>149281974As Mud would say, don't forget to slap some cheese on it!
>>149281957it looks so good btw
you are a top tier artisan
>>149281591 (OP)Wtf happened to Baltimore ffs
PEOPLE THINK I'M ACTUALLY BRADY
MUNCY FOR THREE
thanks tatis KEK
>>149281971Do you remember the dodgers announcers seething about Matt Joyce throwing like 103 and implying that the angels were fudging the velocity last year? Was pretty funny
tatis is the sloppiest motherfucker ever
>>149282009normally I just add a cap to whatever picture on my phone, but I had to use photoshop to get the fingers tipping the cap
>giving up a triple to chunky muncy
roidman is so fucking bad at defense
MUNCY STANDING TRIPLE
WHO'S FAT NOW
>Max is out of breath!
Ok lmao
that tatis adventure in outfield needed some loony toons sound effects
Muncy standing triple, Iโve seen it all
Tatis has been so sloppy lately
>>149282046I thought he won a gold glove
Game is tied SEND IN THE BEANERS (pitchers).
Why did the 2020 team feel so ethereal?
>muncy huffin' and puffin' and chuggin' up that line
Joe, be nice.
>"That Big Dog eats again..."
LA Broadcast booth
Man, I don't like seeing Sad Tatis Jr :(
Fat Muncy looks like heโs gonna have a heart attack
file
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ANGRY WILMER
here we go eggman here we go clap clap
>edman strokes
tommy baseball!
>bottom half of the dodgers lineup is better than the top half
5th inning is when the doyer bats come alive lately
>>149282059He somehow leads RF in total zone runs. Is that the oldest fancy defensive stat? I get drs and zone runs confused
this kim fella is TOO SMALL for the MLB!
>>149282084just like ur mum
>>149282084>ohtaniFraud
>mookieWashed and old
>freddieSomewhat reliable
The bottom players are better
unlucky doggies. that shit was another triple
man, this team is so fun to watch
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
Damn that couldโve been a triple
Welp. Just sweep and humble us and hopefully we sell or retool. This team is just too inept.
>>149282094false she has massive melons
>>149281292You might be on to something, anon..
This dodgers booth is completely intolerable
>inb4 poodres
I am not.
>>149282109Suisei is an Astro
RUSHIN TO GIVE EM THE LEAD
Dodgers and 5th inning comebacks
>>149282095freeman has been really good at slapping singles lately
>>149282129>daltonrushingapologyform.jpg
>>149282133>old man opines how no one is built like his dodgers correct no one else has $1B in deferred money lol.
>>149282131i really don't care for karros. i listen to the radio feed instead
pig roach must have bet on this game
>>149282151Correct. These niggas better be humbled by world champions Dodgers. We gotta sell or something man, idk lol
GIDPTANI
HOLY SHIT GET A DIVORCE AND PUT YOUR CHILD UP FOR ADOPTION ALREADY, WE NEED BASEBALL PLAYERS NOT FAMILY MEN
>>149282167Yikes even Joe Davis just shut him down kek that was kinda awkward
Insane that we live during a time where the pope is not only an open sports fan, but is specifically a baseball fan.
Ohtani your oshi is watching your shamefur dispray
>>149282131yeah, I was just thinking about how Vinnie might be calling the game. it's hard to contain the excitement when they start rolling. Davis and Karros sound like faggotty giggling school kids right now.
doodoocacapeepeepoopoodres
just switch to the am 570 broadcast
>>149282195I unironically would listen to AI vin scully call a game. I miss him so much bros.
ohtani should be paying the dodgers 700m, not the other way around
>>149282201I've been listening to radio a lot recently, but I wanted to see what Sheehan looked like. Also want to see more of Kim and Rushing.
I feel like Volpe was only drafted because he was a yankees fan. Can they get rid of him asap please.
>>149282217Dodgers should file a grievance
>>149282220no, I mean the mlb tv broadcast you can switch to the am radio booth audio
Being in the AL West, I have to watch Wilson have a seizure every time he steps into the batters box 4 times a year.
>>149282215no offense but you should probably fucking kill yourself
why is timothy chalamet pitching for the dodgers and how is he so good?
>>149282212I know right, we are great at double plays
>>149282247Bit rude donโt you think :(
>>149282240Thatโs a good thing.
>>149282247Retard take desu Vin is one of the all time greats
You know what, I'm just going to play Video games. GG doyers, just get on with the sweep already.
>>149282249Sheehan and Wrobo both saw massive velo spikes after they were drafted through whatever the dev program does.
Yeah. Im thinking my Chis will take Tatis
>>149282253Framber is good. Get him run support lel.
>>149282264fake ass bitch
>>149282266I bet you they're using 4app.
>>149282262which is why no one should forsake his memory with anything fucking "artificial"
>streameast chat box
>one guy calls him fernando testes jr
KEK KEKKUMS
>>149282278>4appI looked this up thinking it was a mobile app for browsing 4chan, everybody laugh at me
kim is my favorite dodger now. really hope he becomes an everyday player soon. athletic speed demons are so fun to watch. we should steal corbin carroll and elly too.
Mookie playing like Dookie ong
qt
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>>149282281Well you could have just said that instead
>>149282235you may me right. maybe I'll bite the bullet and pay for the service.
>>149282292Kek im using that
>>149282275Just gonna be automatic outs with the 6-9 hole of our lineup. AAAA ahh team.
>>149282270Yes please, he's already in his slump sad mopey mood :(
>>149282300and you could just drop a toaster in your bathtub, you fucking sniveling retard
>>149282253Can you let the Mariners win the West for once? Doesn't it get old winning every fucking year? And you cheat too.
>>149282292His testes are probably raisins from all of the magic ringworm cream
fernando testes jr. tested positive for PEDs
>>149282324no one cares doyerpaco
>>149282247I haven't used chat gpt and hope to never do so. if we become so oversaturated to the point where it's unavoidable I might have to go full luddite.
Doing Machados moment in the show right now. Let's hope this helps my Padres...
>>149282324everyone cares doyerchad
Hey Ohtani, you don't have to do the same as Judge
>>149282348Will Murakami sign with the Padres to even out this rivalry?
>may 23 1988 Astros vs Pirates
SOVL
Rays really came back on the Orioles today, Yanks are sweating their division lead
Altuve is a dangerous little man.
>>149282297D Bags lucked out by getting Carrol to sign long term
>>149282335the two times i've asked an AI for anything it's been patently wrong in ways that a brain damaged toddler wouldn't be. the tech is useless and fundamentally flawed, people asking it to resurrect dead icons makes my fucking blood boil
>>149282314Nope, they have to earn it and you have to stop seething. Then maybe we can let them have it once.
Padres players look really tired from this series
Why is Altuve great at hide-and-seek? No one can see him.
>>149282349Manlet fucks ya
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD tonight!
>>149282372>a simple post about listening to ai vin rather than the slop currently in the dodgers booth now has this anon in a tizzy
>>149282357Since he is injured, I think he will remain with Yakult next year.
>>149282388Yeah but the yankees lost, which I care about more honestly
Altuve is great at limbo. He doesnโt even need to bend.
>>149282389correct. no one should profane the dead, especially the dead icons. if you had a shred of respect for vinny you wouldn't even conceive the idea of faking his presence
Dodgers defense is insane
Oh man Betts and that sweet fucking grab by Freeman.
every game i'm impressed with freddie's picks at first. so fucking good.
>doyerpacos
>poodrepacos
>astropacos
/mlb/ is mostly Mexican now. Us Romans are dying out.
What refreshment are you enjoying this fine evening, /mlb/?
jesus that was fucking insane
why did the Red Sox not develop Mookie as a ss? He's clearly well above average there right now.
Bush
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WE ARE BACK AND COMING FOR THE CENTRAL
>another 3 run bomb
Weโre going to see another position player pitching tonight arent we?
>RUSHING CRUSHING BALLS
>RUSHING BALLS CRUSHING
Race
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Cubdgerlics
>>149282369yeah, but it's great for their fans
>>149282420LMAO POODREPACOS
400K
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>>149282437>dodgers mascot is a Mexican running for the border
>>149282431Cubs, Brews, Cards stand in your way.
stare
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>>149282420I've had almost an entire half gallon of milk and now I'm eating blueberries
>going to pass the stankees today
oh my KEK
>>149282357The war criminal is a bitch though
[PEKORA NEWS]
>DAIJOUBU
She loves Muncy and is sad Munchies got hit in the knee.
>>149282409I have a period that lasts no more than 5-10 seconds of feeling amazement at what this shit can do before feeling really off put by it. I wish I was more into it because I feel like it would make things easier.
Good thing max is fat so it shielded it
>>149282420why do Americans think shotguns are so /cool/?
PAGES HECKING JUMPED INTO THAT
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>2 games later STILL intentionally throwing at people's heads
for what purpose
Cheating poodres. Bitchmade city
are you fucking kidding me? cant play fair, huh poodrefaggots?
Itโs so over Yankletics
Padres aren't beating the allegations
we should re-sign Joe Kelly just for the poodre games
>>149282497>>149282498>>149282500Zero chance that one was intentional imo
>>149282450This team at its best is better than all of them
would not be surprised if muncy misses a game or two. absolutely smashed that ball off his leg.
>>149282506what, so he can miss hitting them?
Padres are legitimately so fucking pathetic
hold on
>fernando testes jr.
>rushing gets hit in the testes
>>149282509Agreed, but it's a bad look given how this series is shaping up.
>>149282510I think Elly is doing the heavy lifting. Who else is good on the team?
>>149282509Yeah but thereโs alot of heat in this series. Iโm surprised a fight hasnโt broken out yet
>>149282514yeah I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves the game after this inning
>>149282515why do all my best ideas always get cold water thrown on them out of the gate
Name a dirtier team than the doyerpacos
>>149282420Export Jurgen Brau! 10%, blimey!
>>149282516Itโs a two run game with a runner on first and no out. He didnโt do it on purpose.
fuck I can hear a spider in my apartment but haven't spotted it yet
tense times in the hood
>>149282472that just means you're human. these fucking cattle are using it in professional settings now. one of our in-house attorneys copied me on an email the other day that was blatantly written by grok and it made me want to leap from the roof
>>149282538no one cares toid
>pinch hitting kike for kim
>muh lefty lefty bad
i think i actually hate dave roberts
>>149282541Well it was fun knowing ya aussiefren
>>149282547ok doyerpaco, keep seething
>>149282556>but he's better on defense! dave roberts or some shit
>>149282541aussie problems
>>149282541>can hear a spiderDunno how you cunts live like this.
>>149282546lol. just know you're not alone in feeling that way.
>>149282556Kike has been getting solid contact. It just hasn't landed anywhere good for him
>he's batting .750 against lefties?
>but the league averages say he should be batting worse against them who cares what he himself actually does
>pull him
>>149282569He chose to rot on the dodgers
>>149282573yea but pinch hitting for a guy whoโs batting .370??
>>149282524Matt McLain is slowly returning to his rookie season form. Spencer Steer is a solid utility guy that has started slow (injured shoulder) but is getting it together. Gavin Lux has been an awesome pickup, and Austin Hays has been good whenever he's not injured. Will Benson is electric and streaky. TJ Friedl is one of the best leadoff men in baseball. I could go on.
Pitching rotation is also outstanding. Abbott-Greene-Lodolo are a sick trio, and Brady Singer has been good. They've also got some young arms that are rapidly moving up the minors, and an elderly Wade Miley.
Doval sure is stellar but only when we are losing :/
Well well well look whos back
>>149282573i'm ready to trade him to the bananas
>>149282587Thatโs what ur mum said lel
>>149282578This is true. I'm pretty sure he was promised a starting position on the Angels but chose to play for a team with prestige instead.
>>149282566the vast majority of the time you don't really deal with spiders and snakes
you see fuckoff sized spiders maybe once a month but you barely ever see snakes
I havent seen a snake in the last 2 years, not really a worry - just don't walk around in the bush like a headless chicken
>Rushing shaves his mustache
>starts getting on base again
Has stache is like Rock Lee's weight limiters
taiko
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CMON OHTANI
>>149282589unironically would fit in well with those guys
>>149282095>The white player is the only good oneMany such cases
well, at least ohtani can't hit into a double play this inning
>>149282600pekora is SCREAMING for ohtani
Padres fundies absolutely devastated
>>149282574>It's called "Playing the Percentages"
>>149282601it feels like he's auditioning for them when he pitches
Cryan
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>>149282614most of the time you just see them on the outside of buildings while you're walking around
my mate had a huntsman crawl onto the dash of his car while he was on the motorway and almost died from swerving but apart from that it's chill
damnnnn, good pitch, wendy
>ohtani strikes out with bases loaded
no...
>>149282630>my mate had a huntsman crawl onto the dash of his car while he was on the motorway and almost died from swerving >but apart from that it's chill
scrub
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how much is he getting paid again?
>>149282647we wasted his hr shots on dead balls his first 2 abs
>2 outs, bases loaded, close game (aka NOT garbage time)
Who would you rather have at bat, Ohtani or Jim Abbot fresh off a full left arm amputation?
>>149282643your son has been disappointing lately, what is wrong with him?
I do not care for Ohtani and Mookie. Lets see Muncy and Pages.
>>149282656I feel bad for all the guys that got on base for him
>>149282660I've become a bit of a fan of freeman
I like his vibe
>>149282652he made more money in that at-bat than i've made this year
>>149282657I'd go with Rosie O'Donnell
>>149282663favorite dryer?
>>149282657Padres fundies have no idea who Jim Abbot is
>>149282658I don't know anymore
>>149282657still Ohtani
more surface area for a possible hnp
>>149282663he's an old man and he can't walk anymore but the man can hit and catch baseballs
>>149282670I guess him or Ohtani
idk the team that well
think Soto is my fav personality tho
>>149282674How fucking behind is your stream ffs?!
>>149282673>ohtani pitches ONE inning and his bat disappears KEK
>>149282671california angel (and team usa) legend
>>149282681(I understand Soto isn't doyers)
>My Jints :(
>Doesn't matter who we add, we still can't score more than 2 runs
How many losses in a row now?
gg guardian bros, cya tomorrow for the sweep
>>149282596>once a monthNah Iโm good dawg
>>149282683I went to grab a beer
>>149282677>fraud wears the jersey of a handegg fraud
>>149282677>Lamar jerseyClass recognizes class
>>149282686It's been gone a while. He's Kike at the start of the season now, batting .050 but those rare hits are dingers
>>149282581Hey, I remember Gavin Lux. So whatโs their goal this season? Also QRD on the black Sox scandal and Pete rose.
WIN THE HOLY GRAIL OF COMICS
>>149282681Based Aussiefren
>>149282683holy shit sheehan is pitching!
>>149282698>ass recognizes assftfy
Jints return to irrelevancy now
>>149282696Alcohol is bad for you
>>149282702>>149282581lux is good. he got on base for ohtani all of last season
>>149282684Nailed it. Only way that could have been more spot on is if he reappeared as a chimp
>Wilson seizures all the way back to the dugout
wood
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>>149282703>worth 5.3 mil
>>149282721kekaroo this bussy
>>149282703How could the round table not find a grail when there were 200k of them out there
>>149282702Idk much about the black sox scandal cause that was like 115 years ago
Pete Rose also played before my time but he represented the way Cincy and "Reds country" feels about itself. Rugged, hardworking attitude. Not flashy, but the work gets done kinda deal.
He was also a massive pedophile so it's whatever. The Reds have a history with pieces of shit like the former owner Marge Schott.
Honestly reckon aussie isn't that dangerous
apart from crocs and sharks we don't have large predators
America has bears, wolves, bobcats, mountain lions and other big predators
Reckon hiking in America is more dangerous than Aus
>>149282684that's definitely him
Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.
>>149282720>3/4 of the thread is vtumorsKEK HOLY SHIT. And I thought it was bad over here
>>149282733You have Peter Scully
>>149282742Do you even know where that is?
>>149282733>Let me tell you about your country Faggot
>>149282738I feel sorry for whoever has a birthday during june
>>149282742>he doesn't know
>>149282745is he in Australia or the Philippines?
>>149282749yeah i did tell you how it is, and what?
what are you going to do about it you little pussy?
>>149282745This is the first time I see that name outside of ifunny
>>149282748Japanese chan?
>>149282720[Ohtani-san was a Sakura Miko fan]
kek
What the fuck is wrong with Tatis? He was trending upwards a week ago but he lost it again.
>>149282759he's an aussie but he did all his noncery in the philippines so he's locked up there
>fernando TEST THESE jr.
>grounds out
>>149282742that's from their vtuber thread
>>149282733All of those animals only live in certain very remote parts of the country. And most (if not all) are critically endangered. Iโve seen a bear once in my life outside of a zoo and never a wolf or a mountain lion.
I need some Juneteenth power from Mookie
>>149282732That makes sense for Ohio. Is there a rivalry with the Indians at all?
>he was also a massive pedophileI never knew that oof. I just disliked him for ruining all those young boysโ career with the rigging.
>>149282782Oh ok, that makes it better. I'm not Japanese so I just assumed it was their /sp/ equivalent.
>4 pitch walk
Are the Padres punting on this game?
>>149282789> I never knew thatlmao what
>>149282783i know this coyote who comes by my park at night when i'm shooting the ball around and we hang out for a little bit, but he won't come more than 50m from me he's looking for pets to snatch up
>>149282733most of those animals fuck off if you hold your ground
>>149282779just knew Aus wanted him extradited but didn't know if they did or not. they should let prisoners kill him either way.
3. Freeman 1/3 .333
Dodgers Runs 3
>>149282804what if they smell that I wee'd my pants?
>Australia
https://youtu.be/N1KM7eGElVg?si=CmCBi_fyaMEFCvsR
>>149282798I see coyotes all the time in my local park those fuckers are everywhere
>>149282733I live in the foothills of the San Gabriel Mountains and have seen a few of those animals mentioned but never a mountain lion (puma aka cougar). Most animals especially the black bears run off at the sound of the human voice
>>149282794All the places that watch Hololive are watching the game too.
That was a filthy pitch by Morgan for the K
>>149282821when i used to live in monrovia we used to have bears in our trash bins all the time
once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong...... UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLABAH TREE
well-pitched game from both teams. Poodres left Kolek in too long tho.
>>149282815Who the fuck are the deers.
>>149282594He took the bigger contract
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
What are the padres doing?
>>149282832We got some good bullpen arms, we just need offense man. Not even half of what's waiting in El paso.
>>149282818one time, i saw three of them just dashing all over the park. they were playing and it looked so fun
>>149282834I just remember there being skunks at night just roaming the sidewalk
please hit pages in the head it would be hilarious
Beaning pages rn would be so funny
I got a bad feeling about this
>>149282834Theres a short hiking trail there, Monrovoa Canyon, always see atleast 1 bear hanging out
Should we just ride out this thread?
>>149282798coyotes are pussies, smaller than a lot of dogs and dumb as shit
I live on a hillside and we have plenty of coyotes that freak out our evening house guests with their howling but are too scared to get near our neighbor's fat cat who lives outdoors. that obese cat sleeps under all the neighborhood cars without a care in the world because the coyotes don't do shit except stand in the middle of the road when you're driving down the hill.
>>149282859cram it, poodrepaco
>>149282818>I see coyotes all the time in my local parkI used to see coyotes in my area. Not no more though.
>>149282864same, but i'm in west hollywood
>>149282870you must be afraid of everything
>>149282506>we should re-sign Joe KellyThank you for using "re-sign" instead of "resign".
>>149282864Think I hiked up there a couple times as a kid, very beautiful
>temporarily closedi blame edison
it's pronounced bay-kes-pee
>>149282870they're pussies anon
>>149282866you don't need that thing unless you're a little girl
>>149282864Didn't expect to see my hometown mentioned in this genny but ok lel
where's bakespie when you need 'em
nice duel, great location on that pitch
>>149282892>it's pronounced bay-kes-peeBakerspiefren
>>149282901it was and so was the one that got ohtani with the bases loaded
-dodgerfan
2hu can we discuss terms for the Morgan trade? donโt sell the farm this year. just donโt.
Fuck it. Letโs just go to /hoc/. We own them.
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