Madden 26 Edition

My Steelers :)

>>149283744 (OP)
He looks like the meme of the dudebro explaining something to his gf at a baseball game.

>>149283760
based

>>149283755
I've seen girls share screenshots of conversations with guys they're seeing so many times it's hilarious. They love to brag and pretend they're "just asking for advice" when in reality they just want to make themselves look better within their social circle. Always be careful what you send to them. talking in person is fine you can be a little less guarded about shit being used against you but they'll still generally gossip to their closest friends+mother about everything you say or do for them. My longest relationship literally told one of my close female friends about catching me jerking off under the guise of "asking for advice" like bitch sometimes I just want to jerk off instead of fucking you. She had a great rack but was always making drama out of small shit. Did my head in

>>149283744 (OP)
Still crazy to me to see all that pink shit in that ziploc given out to those whores

>>149283760
Unserious franchise stuck in 2004

>>149283793
>writing this fanfiction
Almost had me ngl

>>149283807
>BLAMO
It's funny how no one even retaliated against Seymour for this.

>unserious franchise stuck in this bussy

>Rams offseason summer training in Maui, Jared Verse doing workout challenges with Aaron Donald
Lets check in on those niners eh? What are they up t-

>>149283819
A lot of Ravens fans didn't like Earl Thomas because we gave him a ton of money after his prime and he punched Chuck Clark during a practice but man when he took out Mason Rudolph in that game in 2019 I was so hype. Such a fun game

>Brandon Muh'fuggin' Jacobs

>duck poopscoot

>His team is 4-9 against Dik Poopsock

Then again, I guess it's better than being 2-13 against him.

>>149283921
Romo owned the Eagles that much? Damn I didn't know that. I miss Romo vs Eli back in the day their games were so fun man

>>149283963
No, the Gnats are 2-13 against Dak. Niggles are 4-9. Imagine losing to that shitter that much lmao

I love my wife temujin <3

They need to bring back this competition.

>>149283970
Giants are fucking dogshit these days so that's not really an achievement. It's like Flacco vs the Browns they were his punching bag for 10 years

Rammies gonna win da owl

>>149284098
would deport the latinx on theft

>>149284098
These whores owe me sex.

>>149284098
No they're not.

>>149284372
Damn how'd you get footage of temujin and youngcuck in the sweltering summer of 99

>>149284098
Where do I meet women like this?

meet this bussy

>>149284532
Temujin is Latina (see related video).

>>149283793
>still blogging

>>149284098
Ram this bussy

>b-b-but Patrick Mahomes is already a c-certified LOCK for the H-H-HOF
Okay? and? Is he in Tom Brady's Hall of Excellence in LA? No? No? He isn't, and won't be in the Hall of Excellence? He isn't a HoE QB? I didn't think so.

>>149284996

>>149284996
Agreed. Only a very select few are in this Hall of Excellence.

If Antonio Brown doesn't get nigger-capped by Burfict in 2016, what is his career ceiling? Would he be considered more accomplished than Moss or Megatron?

Happy Juneteenth /sp/!!!

>>149285491
great paid federal holiday that the Texans made so the Republicans have to respect that I'll never let you pry from my paycheck

>>149283797
What??

>>149285496
I'm donating my time and a half wages to BLM and NFL in order to STOP RACISM.

Today I will remind them
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers

i;m thinkgen bout thos boyz again

>>149285491
My fucking company quietly rolled back their DEI to appease the guy who couldn't buy the Bills so I am working on a summer day.

>>149285491
So this is why the laundry rooms are closed today at my apartment complex. In honor of black people I have to be lazy and dirty.

149286050
knew your monkey ass would take today off

>>149286186
They be wildin' like Shadeur in his pickup truck.

>>149283807
>Lamar Jackson is 3-5 vs the Steelers

>>149283844
>bragging about taking out a backup QB with a cheap shot
Wow. Impressive.

>>149284001
What was the distance? 60m?

>>149285769
Why is my brother who is the army in Israel. Was sent this week.
Or just shut the fuck up about politics
Fucking boomers

>>149286295
60 yards, I think

>>149285491
Happy n word pass day

>>149286304
*cyber prayers for your bro*

>>149286375
Republicans are inventing wmds
Again
Their supporters are buying it
Again.

I hope they all die. Save me paying for their social security and bullshit wars. Fucking scum.

>>149285282
Coom had the smoothest routes in the league, he wasn't a speed guy. Receivers like that age well except that it's AB so something else probably would've gotten him

>>149286402
I never thought that ghoul Tucker would teabag Lying Ted like the Iggles raped Mahommes.

Word has it Shedeur going 150 was a QB room competition to see who had more dawg in them and apparenly Dillon Gabriel was going 200mph and didnt get caught by the cops!

>>149286430
It sometimes be like that tho

>>149286430
Dillon does look like he could be in a Fast and Furious movie.

QB on list = Fraud

>>149286452
Agreed. Bryce Young is the best QB in the league because no Pro Bowlers on Carolina's offense.

>>149286487
non grata

>>149286428
It's just a show for the scum like there is some fight about it.

>>149286487
of course

>wins the owl this year in ur path

>>149286452
Stroud is going to fucking die and be David Carr 2.0 isn't he?

>>149286360
Who?

>>149286320
That would be cool in the pro bowl again

>>149286452
Having help doesn't necessarily mean a QB is a fraud

>>149286452

>>149286670
Doubtful. Nick Caserio is a good GM but they had too many needs on offence to focus purely O line in this draft class. They threw bodies at the problem in FA and still got Ersery in round 2 so that's something. They've got an extra 2nd and 4th round pick next year so they can use that ammo to potentially trade up for a premium LT in 2026. This year the O line is a "try and make chicken salad out of chicken shit" type deal

>>149286580

>>149286709
Can Cuplets even compete?

>>149286360
Damn was he really a 5 time probowler? I remember really wanting the browns to draft him

>>149286924
5x All Pro too. Tackling machine but struggled in man coverage. Instinctive but simply not fast enough

>>149286737
Whatever happened there?

>>149286956
Just like /hoc/'s islanders...

>hasn't played a single snap
>is already taking the league by storm

How does he do it?

>>149283744 (OP)
The commanders still have more Superbowls than the eagles LMAO

>>149286360
Jetsbros... I think the window is closed

>>149287633
Grim.

It's >our year fratelli

>>149286580
>>149287719
Ave, true to Daniels!

josh harris just made another empty promise

The Commanders just fumbled in the NFC Championship again!

>>149286452
If your QB is on this list, he's a fucking fraud.

Watching the cummies crash back down to reality this season because they don't have the 31st SoS is going to be hilarious.

This kills the janny

>>149288019
Anon, your post is misleading. Champions celebrate together - it's why Hurts stayed home like Brady did all those years.

This also kills the janny

>>149288189
I hope you're enlisting, I wonder if the NFL will give active military good deals on tickets before they ship out.

>>149286171
Good, darkie lover. Get to work wagie cuck

>>149288229
Being mad is a you problem.

>>149288246
And being a loser fag lover is a you problem. Go make another gay thread fag

In the 9 seasons since Rams have returned to Los Angeles they have
>7 winning seasons
>6 playoff berths
>4 division titles
>2 owl appearances
>1 lombardi
Has this elevated them to a respectable franchise?

>149288208
>He thinks something is going to happen
>When nothing ever happens

>>149288264
Whoa, the fucking balls on this hot head.

>>149288317
Janny cuck gonna ban me? Gonna go give a handy to the mods to make your wish come true?

>>149288284
I hope you're right... but...

Remember, suck and stroke gay knees

suck and stroke this bussy

Bussy has better football conversations

>>149288356
When the vax hits

>>149286452
So Hurts is better than Lamar?

>>149288683
It was just a joke, guys!

Thread is moving so fast no one will know that I fuck men in the ass.

>>149286580
>>149287719
how could you betray your italian-american brothers?

When Travis’s CTE-induced domestic violence hits, he will be doing all men a favor

>>149288782

>>149288969
by giving taylor more material?

Just took a fat wet shedeur sanders

>>149289003
heh…

>>149288782
Yeah, go RAIDERS

>>149286452

Coach Primate

>>149286452
So the Broncos are dark horses to win the AFCW and will be beating the Chiefs in playoffs based off this?
Objects in the mirror are closer than they look

>>149289542
Unironically based, but Zelda is superior.

bussy autism was pw-tier faggotry yesterday

>>149289897
Blame Bitchknees and his gay threads

blow your brains out cuck-knees

>>149289945
>>149289971
You're a salty cunt today, is it the heat?

Imagine seeking out an anonymous imageboard regarding australian bushwhacking and then proceeding to use a consistent name for every post. We might have some bad days and bad breaks but god damn it feels good to not be such a retarded unwelcome faggot.

Consider this.
>Quarterback is a midget, no taller than 4'
>Halfback is an olympic shot putter
>Every play, quarterback drops back, halfback picks QB up, heaves him down field
Easy yards.

>>149290082
I don't think that would work

>>149290096
Could it work the other way around? Like with a 7 foot QB throwing midget backs and recievers all around the field?

>some autistic idiot trying to keep his old dead thread alive
Is it autism?

>>149286580
Loved that center of commercial in Milan. Do you live there?

>some autistic idiot trying to keep his old dead thread in this bussy

>>149290179
I don't think that would work either. Honestly it sounds like the exact same thing.

can one of you come collect your retard spamming bussy in the /nba/ thread

>>149290469
who cares about apehoop, nothing of value lost

>>149290469
IF we had things to discuss, we'd be discussing them. /nfl/ will be a ghost town from now until after 4th of July

ROIGHT LADS! LET’S MAKE THIS BOLLOCKS THREAD FACKIN SWEET AS, NOW BO NIX OR JALEN MILROE THAT’S CHOICE! I’M IN ME POP JUMPER AS IT’S PEAK BRASS MONKEY WEATHER AND I’M READY TO BANDY WORDS WITH ANY ONE OF YE!

>>149290469
>ayo *smacks lips* dis nigga be talkin bout bussy while im trynna glaze King James
Ape hoop is gay

>>149290469
thanks for the invite, i'll join him

>>149288276
Yeah, they’re a more serious franchise now

>>149290614
>Ape hoop is gay
And /nfl/ isn't? We got dudes here posting pics of their naked ass.

>>149290736
the resident kiwi really, really likes women, he only shared his bussy to prove his heterosexuality to his /nfl/ bros

>>149290736
Kiwi Bae thicc tho

stop posting slop

>>149288815
Filthadelphia is a disgusting shithole with hideous women and niggers. What's up with their wigger coach pretending he is from Italy?

>>149291242
>says this but has no problem with bussyspam
Anti slop posters everyone AI slop is for straight white men with stable careers and loving families confirm

Keep posting slop

>>149291250
>Filthadelphia is a disgusting shithole with hideous women and niggers.
>picks a DC team
lol lmao

>>149290082
Isn't throwing players against the rules?

>>149291827
No, this isn't baseball.

>>149291250
>disgusting shithole
Makes me think

>>149291563
DC/NOVA is the beating heart of America
>>149291918
We've removed Derr Snyder and will get a better stadium befitting America's Darlings

>>149291918
That was such an iconic moment. As if wasn’t bad enough (back then) to be a Washington fan they also LITERALLY get doused in sewage by the stadium lmao

>>149285239
Is that superbowl willing David Carr I see?

>In other news, Browns quarterback Shedeur Sanders was cited for driving 101 MPH in a 60 MPH zone in Cleveland on Tuesday, the second time in which the rookie draft pick has been pulled over for speeding in the past month. In bodycam footage released by police, Sanders could be seen trying to convince officers to let him off the hook, saying "Hey, cut me some slack willya? It's not like I got my teammate and a recruiting staffer killed in a street race or anything."

>>149286719
Whoa, you do know ball!

I'm sorry, but did the Lions already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post when the game is still on? The Lions are still playing right now and they have been projected to be the best team in the NFC North for how many weeks now? They're playing one of the most overrated teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Divisional Round game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Lions are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 12-5 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the HC didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Lions wins and people reply to this post. Oh look at that. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Lions topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>been on the shits for 10 minutes and already busted more than once for going over 100
Dude knows he's 8th on the QB depth chart and is just auditioning to be a WR now

busted more than once for going over 100 in this bussy

>>149292861
Same energy frfr

You guys realize there’s a 95% the super bowl is going to be a rematch right

football?

>>149293687
Every year

bussy?

>you can't steal from the chosen people

>>149293856
Are you implying that’s something that’s said every year and is wrong or something? Because you’d be embarrassing yourself if so

>>149293970
Yes and yes and I'm right

>>149293791
You must be from /nba/

>>149294070
You’re not right, you live in a time where your two options for a super bowl are either Chiefs 49ers or Chiefs Eagles and you somehow came to think rematches are unthinkable. You probably saw people online during times when this wasn’t case own people who thought the two best teams of one season would always be the same and would reply “Every year!” with some justification and own someone epicstyle. But you’re too retarded to see it doesn’t apply anymore and are giggling and drooling and clapping like a seal as you try to be just like clever people. Kill yourself cringe retard

>>149293687
Raiders vs Eagles revenge game confirmed

>>149294148
fucking retard this years SB rematch is Chiefs beat Buccaneers

>Wondering why the other general was dead
>Just realized someone baked one before the bump limit, again

>>149294207
The Bradyneers are over anon, he retired

>>149294148
1 year ago everyone and their mother was saying that the 9ers would be NFC champs. Every year, people say the teams which make the Owl will go right back.
No, anon, it's not anything close to a certainty

>>149294235
Yeah, I'm implying that the Bakerneers upset the Eagles like they did in regular season last year during playoffs and then go on to lose to KC

>>149294210
>complaining about early bread baking from a Gay general
>wanting to post in a Gay general
>no actual comments on the Gay generals, just muh early threads
Trip on Bitchknees

>>149294210
>hurr durr why am I a fag

>>149294210
Way to out yourself as a fag, faggot

>>149294249
The Eagles are arguably the best team of all time and the Chiefs are the current dynasty, it’s not a normal situation. Sure immediate rematches between teams don’t normally happen but it’s still the case that the past two super bowls have been rematches of other recent super bowls. In an environment where the same few teams keep playing each other in the super bowl and the Chiefs and Eagles are as good as they are an immediate rematch isn’t some farfetched notion. You’re acting like there’s more parity than there is

>>149294360
>The Eagles are arguably the best team of all time
Stopped reading there

https://x.com/chargers/status/1935752072428962051
do you do what it takes to win?

the NFC SB team will literally be one of the following
Buccaneers
Vikings
Deadskins
Loins
Packers
Cardinals

>>149286430
Nice

bet your Mortgage on Cardinals vs Broncos in the Superbowl

T. Knower

>>149294398
>>149294418
>Cardinals
Is this a meme or is there any reason to be up on the Cards?

>>149294418
Did everyone agree to let the Broncos play their backups?

>>149288276
Well ran organization. Really is a shame they have zero fans

>>149294398
It’s the 49ers turn against the Chiefs, sorry

>>149294418
>Broncos
finna based
>Cardinals
Not with that awful little goblin calamari

>>149294607
>Not with that awful little goblin calamari
But enough about the Broncos

why cant it be the cardinals

>>149293687
If that’s true I just see the Eagles repeating. I don’t see how the Chiefs can do much better in a rematch. I think they’re just outclassed

>>149294669
Because their entire offence sucks dog asshole. I shit on Kyler Murray a lot but their O line and WRs are pretty trash too. Greg Dortch and MHJ are good but that's not going to get you 10+ wins

>>149294418
doubt
>t. berd fan

>>149294669
Because there are three other teams in their division to beat they asses

>>149294796
Cardinals > Rams > Seahawks > 49ers.

>>149294787
Cubspie?

>>149294812
Yea right nerd

>>149294812

>>149294812

>>149291250
Every single aspect of Philadelphia "culture" is just things they stole from New York including the aspects of Italian-American culture that NYC patented. The only thing they haven't stolen from us is 9/11.

>>149294974
>The only thing they haven't stolen from us is 9/11.
Yet.
November 5th, 2025

>>149294729
We were playing a guard at LT, didn’t have our WR1, Pacheco and Hollywood were coming back from injuries and our only reliable targets were rookie Xavier Worthy, JuJu Smith Schuster and fat mode Kelce. In a rematch we SHOULD have our line sorted, and our offense should be much improved. The Eagles should still be favored but “outclassed” is a little much

>>149295042
People act like this Chiefs squad has never faced this Eagles squad before February.

Rasm

>>149294932
We all know how good the Rams are but it's easy to forget the Cardinals were this close from taking the division. I expect both of them to have a close battle for the division this up coming season

>>149284098
If two guys did the same thing they would be called weird and gay. But since it's two women it's considered hot and sexy. Goddamit I hate the double standard it makes me fucking sick.

>>149291918
eeeew cummies fans really live like this

Cardinals finished 8-9 while both the Seahawks and Rams won 10 games. They weren't "close" to shit

>>149295156
Rasm had a better draft and Cards roster is stagnant. Verse and Fiske next to Ford is going to wreck that mid Arizona O line. Kyler got lucky during week 2? When they scored the fluke win cause the team was getting up to playing speed. Its not as close as you think

>>149294729
I see the Eagles being a wildcard exit this year at best. Not because they're bad, but because they will be missing a shit load of players when said games starts due to all the injuries they will have this upcoming season for how fucking brutal it is.

>>149295277
I think the cards had a better draft. But I do like Chris Paul Jr pick from the Rams. Both teams made good additions to the D line. I look forward to both of them battling it out. And the Cardinals have an easier schedule

shitdoor should be in prison for his wreckless behavior

Doo doo sanders finna had da whip red linin skrrrrrrrrrt

I’ve seen someone get their leg broken back the wrong way like Mahomes did to Rashee and I quit the sport on the spot. If that ever happened to me I would simply kill myself. I seriously doubt he returns to anything like his former form. He’ll probably be psychologically broken and skittish.

>>149295613
Kek like you just peaced out from an ongoing game like MBC?

>>149295613
>If that ever happened to me I would simply kill myself

Lmfao what kind of mindset is that? People are getting paralyzed or diagnosed with terminal illnesses everyday. You just deal with it

>>149295613
i work at the Chiefs facility, he's working hard to beat Mahomes ass in practice.
Heres a bit of somethging and i cant tell you who i am but Mahomes sometimes lurks aournd corners waiting for Rashee to come around and then he spooks him

its good for getting back to game speed

>>149295648
No. It was in practice and our star varsity RB planted to juke into a hole when he got the handoff and a fatass lineman fell back at the same moment on his knee and there was a snap like a baseball bat broke. I saw the whole thing. I was the JV RB but legit good and sometimes got snaps for varsity, and was expected to take over for him. But I was having anxiety attacks and basically PTSD and I let them know I quit before the next practice. To this day I’m fucked up by the sound of that leg.
>>149295690
It’s an exaggeration but I’d be a different person after, let’s put it that way.
>>149295738
lel

>>149295613
People cut their wrists and get institutionalized by their parents even when they're competent in multiple fields

>>149295787
Based Kevin still on his seethe grindset

Anyone else been noticing more fake NFL news pajeet videos on YouTube lately?

>>149295886
My rec page has been inundated with AI NFL news. I clicked on ONE video and it's never recovered

>>149295886
Im angry

>>149295886
This has been happening for almost a year random AI content pages with fake news and bullshit. If you stick to your subscrptions feed instead of home feed you won't have to deal with it

>>149295886
no because the overlords knows i won't click on it

Patrick Mahomes & Chiefs ONLY KNOW HOW to win!

*loses*

>>149296410
/nfl/ stumbles over themselves to tell you he's not the best, he's ONLY in the top 5
/nfl/ panics as they say his worst season is an AFCCG loss
Mahomes OWNS these shitters

>>149283744 (OP)
>Sanders sited twice for speeding in last month
>once for 41 over and another for 50+ over
some actual DAWG shit. If your teams QB doesn't have speeding citations of some kind, he just isn't hungry enough.

Raped by Cooper DeJean in the sweltering hot winter of 25 UH OH STINKY!!

>>149296537
post your thick hips in thigh highs again

I wonder how many webms it'd take before the inevitable melty kek

>>149296478
This is some bullshit. Shalom gets to speed repeatedly with no consequence but my boy Ruggs speeds once and he goes to prison.

Who would win: Adrian Peterson mad he lost at poker against some pudgy white guy?

The answer may surprise you

>>149296616
It’s always surprising how bad at fighting super elite athletes can be

>>149296595
Bad AI

>>149296616
AP made over $100,000,000, the fuck is he doing playing poker in some shithole?

>HOW DARE YOU CALL A 5 YARD PENALTY ON MY OFFENCE YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL REFFIES!!!! THIS LOSS IS ALL YOUR FAULT NOT MINE FOR SUCKING THE LAST 58 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!

Ya seethe?

Ngl bros I'm absolutely JONESing for some football rn

>>149296677
Adrian Peterson, the former NFL player?
Do I even need to say why?

Reminder the kiwi unironically thinks Bo Nix and Jalen Milroe will be elite

>I'M GAY
>I'M GAY

Why did mutthomo shout this in the middle of a game? Very zesty ngl

>>149296856
Don’t even pretend like that webm wasn’t a kino moment

This year for real

>>149297013
but unironically

>>149296885
What’s it from?

>>149297013
I don’t believe in you, Josh.

>>149284129
damn right, its about time men start forcing things around here, if you know what i mean

>>149297037
A game where the Raiders started out with a decent lead and the defense started fouling him, roughing him up and talking shit. He got mad and scored eleventy touchdowns in two seconds and started talking back. In the webm he’s saying I’M HERE
Temujin admitted this moment made her feel a little tingly inside

>bussyposters took over the NBA gamethread
I love this general

>>149297137
love this busdy

>>149297186

>>149297186
Wait a minute

>>149285491
>i work for a fed agency
>automatically got 8 hrs paid
>volunteered to come in and get another 8 hrs at time and half

come in this bussy

work for this bussy

>>149297230
Nigger that's how it works everywhere kek every job I've ever had in New Zealand and Australia does this

>>149297395
what does kangaroo taste like?

>>149297428
I have actually cooked up kangaroo steaks before. It's nice kinda like lamb but it smells fucking awful. Not sure why

>>149297468
sounds good, now what is it like fucking a kangaroo

>>149297500
I have actually fucked a kangaroo before. It's nice kinda like lamb but it smells fucking awful. Not sure why

this bussy smells fucking awful

>>149296616
>When your opponent isn't 4 years old

>>149297013
Burrow heems easy

Bryce is too clean cut
When's an off the field controversy gonna start about him?

>>149297847
You wouldn't say this if he were white.

>>149297847
hes gonna get busted eating his dessert before his meal

>>149297870
Come to think of it where are Purdy's controversies?
>>149297960
Disgraceful

>>149298013
he will offer a very heartfelt apology and will promise not to do it again

Name a gayer city than Chicago

Hardmode: no San Francisco

>>149298373
Miami

>>149298373
What city do you currently reside? just curious haha

>>149298373
Uh wat

>>149298373

>>149297847
Who cares when he is a bust on field

bust on this bussy

>>149295279
The Eagles are almost never injured. I don't think they lost a single Day One starter to a long-term/season ending injury last year. I think the other Super Bowl year they only lost Derek Barnett to injury.
Their medical staff is one of the best in football and as a Giants fan it's going to piss me off when Azeez Ojulari finally plays 17 games and puts up that many sacks while half our team ends up on IR again because sports medicine passed Ronnie Barnes by 20 years ago.

>>149298888
nakobe dean and brandon graham, granted he was back for the superbowl but it was still bad

>>149298888
maybe you should pen Mara a letter asking to exorcise the blood thirsty demon that is the Metlife turf

>>149299497
Mara is too broke to do anything about the turf (or fire Daboll and Schoen after last year) and Steve Tisch doesn't give a shit how the team does as long as he's making money.

>>149299572
then the turf shall continue to grow fat on blood and achilles tendons

>>149299626
That turf has such an undermentioned role in our downfall. Hakeem Nicks should've been great for us for 10+ years. Got hurt on that carpet just after the Super Bowl year and was never the same player again and neither was Tuck.

my packies finna regress this year

How effective will Dook be this year?

>>149300102
NFCE is better, Cotton Pickens will do NOTHING.

This years SB gonna be my brownies vs the Bengals... Buckle up, it's gonna get weird quick.

>>149300401
Which one is winning the NFC?

>>149300419
My Browns

>>149300445
>AFCN team will win the NFC
Fuck off.

>>149300483
he said it was gonna get weird

>>149300392
The Commies are an easy regression to the mean candidate and the Giants fired no one after last year's trainwreck and bought into the Brian Daboll/Joe Schoen's propaganda that Daniel Jones was the reason they went 3-14 and nothing else.

The NFCE will be the same as usual with the Eagles being worldbeaters thanks to salary cap fuckery and the Cowboys beating up on shit teams and getting BTFO by good ones.

>>149300566
the NFCE curse still going 20+ years strong so I'll believe it when I see and I say this as an Iggles fan

>Eagles being worldbeaters

you now remember Travis Fulgham

>>149295886
It's like the "news" articles that try to trick you into thinking a trade is happening: "Proposed Trade Sends Player to So-and-So Team!" and then its actually just the writer of the article "proposing"/fantasizing a trade idea. It's so retarded.

I just want everyone ITT to know that your mom got creampied.

>>149296595
Carr's deep balls were a thing of beauty. :')

>>149301696
I wish they had filmed it so I could watch

film this bussy

>>149301810
It's a shame you didn't drip out.

i;m thinkgen bout thos boyz again

thinking about how bad it must be to root for dem boyz

>>149302668
Jayden Daniels is gonna win league MVP isn't he?

>>149302708
He was league MVP last year

>>149295781
There’s no way you were good and next in line if you’re that big of a pussy

>>149296677
He spent $101M

>>149297395
All of the dozen entry level ones you couldn’t hold down?

Thinkgen bout dem playoffs agen

>>149302732
Never forget that half of these games are Cowboys starters try harding against Eagles backups in years that the Eagles were resting starters to prepare for a Super Bowl run.

>>149303309
Wish I could love my life like that

>>149303629
If you believe, they put a man on the moon

>>149302668

>>149303996
Called it

>>149283797

Where's the pink shit?

>>149297561

>>149304587
Bussy

When d-line players sack Caleb Williams this year are they going to start humping him on the way down or on the ground as a psychological edge? Spiritually rape him?

The reason Caleb holds the ball so long is because he can't stop thinking about all the bussy on the field

>>149305366
jalen carter would just talk dirty to him

>>149303316
Reminder: Dak only played in two such games. (He's 1-1 in them lol)

>>149305538
He just likes getting tackled from behind

cowboys fans talking about dak again...

*GUG* *GUG* *GUG* *GUG*
*GUG* *GUG* *GUG* *GUG*
*GUG* *GUG* *GUG* *GUG*
*GUG* *GUG* *GUG* *GUG*

>here's your front office bro

Unserious franchise. Trey Hendrickson deserves better

>>149306078
Looks like dis nigga from Regular Show

>>149305863
Hey look, it's the black Trent Dilfer.

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

A devout Christian, Derek has said that his faith is the most important thing in his life. The tattoo on his wrist is known as the "Chi-Rio"; a combination of Greek symbols creating a Christogram (basically an abbreviation for "Jesus Christ").
This, plus the fact that he once refused to kneel during the National Anthem, has led many to assume that Carr is pretty based, which is in fact true. And for giving it his all despite less than ideal circumstances oftentimes during his career, we say, "Thank you Based Carr."

>>149302840
Yeah obligatory internet tough guy comment from the pasty skinnyfat who’s never excelled in any sport or won any fight

>>149306245
stfu bitch

My Chiefies won the story.

>Packers practice squad
>Old man Stafford in the snow
>A fucking rookie QB
>A sus team with a negative point differential
Might be the most mickey path since the 08 Stoolers.

Who you callin suss bitch

Black people gotta be trolling with these names.

>>149306296
Zack Baun was so fucking clutch last season. Crazy he rode the bench basically his entire time in New Orleans

>>149306078
>Trey Hendrickson deserves better

>>149306349
ayo don be talkin shiet bout my nibba geo quarius

Commanders conceded 117 points in 3 games against the Eagles last season.

Commies weren't nearly as good as their record showed.

Jahmyr Gibbs deserves better.

>>149306370
You just know they don’t even call him by that ridiculous name anyway and he has some random black nickname like they always do
Probably goes by Blicky or some shit

>>149306393

Better then the #1 offense in the league?

>>149306443
Not like it ever gets him anywhere. Plus the Lions don’t even respect him enough to make him the starter, they’re doing what idiot Todd Haley did with Thomas Jones and Jamaal Charles where the worse running back is the bellcow starter and the better one is the “finesse” guy. It’s dumb. We would make full use of future Chief Jahmyr Gibbs.

>>149306359
shoutout to all the players whose careers will be forgotten by NFL history simply because they weren't playing the position they should be

>>149306443
Appearing in the Owl would be nice

>>149306544
Many have said this

>>149306326
This

Niggas call me Sheisty Two Times

As for the Super Bowl, my Rams finna take this shit.

>>149306664
jesus christ how horrifying

>>149306349
Rest in power, T’Qarontarion “TQ” Harrison, brother of Titans Legend L'Jarius Sneed

Niggas call me Loosy Goosy Bussy

>Black people gotta be trolling with these names
Ain't no way you saying this shit when you've got Noah Knigga himself entering the league in a few years.

>>149307013
And that dude's white

>>149307013
I don't think the NFL should allow him in, not after the league has worked so hard to END RACISM. Or if they do, at least offset it by adding END RACISM sidelines to the END RACISM endzone backlines.

>>149295358
>>149295156
I agree. The Cards were frisky last year, and Gannon has more to coach up on defense this time. I think the real problem is that Kyler is not the guy. He's a solid QB, but it feels like his play declines as the hits pile up every season. Rams and Cards don't play til December, so we'll see where both teams are when they face off.

>>149307207
he's too small and height is only a part of it. he has to moonball so much shit because he's so small height, arm length, and hand size wise

Kyler Murray is a great quarterback.

>>149307447
Lol not really he's a horrible little goblin. Vicious spawn

>>149307458
>perfect day is Kyler Murray throwing lightning bolts because he has all the tools

>>149307458
Fully me on the left I fear

>>149307458
This but Mutthomes instead

>BREAKING: Every Hall of Famer in history has come out of retirement and arisen from the grave to join the Ravens
>Lamar Jackson: This time fasho

>>149307628
No free agents wanted to join your shit team?

Black is back. Go Raiders #1.

>>149307646
American sport.

someone post something

>>149307458
No one asked you ‘toid

>>149308367
Another Juneteenth in the books. Good job everyone.
Now, as for this football stuff...Does anyone remember which game it was that a MNF commentator said a Black player "scampers around like a monkey out there"? I wanna watch the clip if it's on YT.

>MORE HELP MORE TIME MORE RECEIVERS MORE MONEY MORE COACHES MORE BLACK OPS MORE MORE MOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

>>149308844
little bro needs to get quartered like ye olde days for a few minutes to stretch out

Sanders will never play one snap

Wakey wakey mutts, your next SB champion is here

>>149308618
it was Tom Brady last season I forgot which game though

>>149309739
next (highly doubtful) < current

.

>>149310116
>according to Charles McDonald

>>149310116
Charles McDonald looks like he eats too much McDonald's and doesn't spend enough time watching ball. Herbert and Geno aren't top 10 they're mid. He's lucky Nate Tice let's him ride his coattails on the Yahoo Sports pod

>>149310148
why is the top and bottom of his head so bulbous as compared to the middle part?

>>149310116
I would replace Geno Smith and Jordan Love with Jalen Hurts and Brock Purdy.

>>149310116
engagement bait

Woah...

>>149302668

>>149310550
UNC FINNA FLIP!!!

>>149310116
I’ve never seen so much undeserved praise for a player than Justin Herbert. I know I shouldn’t get angry when I see top lists, but it’s trying when I see that faggot rated anywhere.

Justin Herbert is a great quarterback.

Justin Herbert is a social media quarterback

>>149311395

>>149310116
>dip pipsqueak

Justin Herbert has a great bussy

Justin Herbert was incredible as a rookie then has never lived up to that level since. He struggles in the redzone and he struggles when the lights are brightest. Harbaugh and Roman will get tired of his shit eventually

Justin Herbert is Philip Rivers 2.0, a volume babby who can't get it done during the playoffs

>>149310550
Turns out no matter how fast you drive, you can't escape Ohio

Justin Herbert will get it done in the playoffs.
Harbaugh and Roman will never get tired of Justin Herbert.

>>149297013
I want to believe...!

believe in this bussy

If Heinicke had started against the Texans it wouldn't have gone down like that

>>149310116
lol, not have Jayden top 5...

>>149311463
Herbert wishes he was Rivers

>>149311855
Daniels is good but top 5 is rich after just one season. I'd have him top 9 personally but I can see how people want to wait and see

>Shedeur may never play a single snap
LOLOL

The only useful metric.

>>149312605
The difference between Cam Newton and everyone else is that Cam Newton was actually cool.
Let me know when Jalen Hurts does pic related instead of LARPing like he's MJ/Kobe while throwing feeble-armed passes to wide open receivers behind a Top 5 Offensive Line ever.

>>149310116
who?

>>149312605
No NFL player has ever farmed more aura from an entire country than bro

>>149312677
>scared to jump on a loose ball
ya super cool

>>149312692
True

>>149312718
Blame Mike Shula for being a shit offensive coordinator and never adjusting when he had mediocre offensive tackles but against Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware. Mike Remmers got turned into the Neil O'Donnell of Carolina but that poor bastard got left on an island to die that whole game and so did Michael Oher.
If they call the Jerricho Cotchery catch correctly that first sack fumble never happens and Carolina wins easily. Fuck the refs and fuck Blake Cleteman.

there are people itt right now that said mac jones was going to be a better qb than jalen hurts

>>149312605
>Odell Beckham
>aura farming Justin Bieber's mouth

>>149312805
Mac Jones was a system QB at Alabama and everyone knew it. They're both ass. The difference is Hurts lives in a mansion and Jones got his development fucked up by Josh McDaniels leaving and the overall fall of the Belichick Patriots.

>>149312805
There was a guy as recent as last season still swearing up and down that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence. Crazy.

If your WR can't run block he's not elite.

>>149312884
Why isn't he wearing his mouth piece? Is this normal for WRs, or is he cruisin' for a bruisin'?

>>149312805
Basically nobody here rated Jalen Hurts pre draft anyway so taking a victory lap like you're not retarded is piss weak. Bunch of retards who slurp whatever diarrhea draft takes Daniel Jeremiah or Mel Kiper plop down their throat

Bryce Young

It's Russell Wilson time!

Chase Young bussy

Will the NFL ever go back to actual sleeves on the jerseys? These new shriveled up jawnts look weird.

>>149312805
Not me. I’m proud of my ignorance of college ball. Cam Ward for instance was just born in my reality 2 months ago. I don’t watch minor leagues.

>>149313365
this, who wants to watch ohio state blow out wyoming or whoever the fuck 65-0 every week

>>149311478
Football meat dummy lookfags falling for a "prototype look" at a throwing position for the millionth time

>>149313464
College ball is far more cult like than any other sport. The average nfl fan could probably tell you stuff about the team and the play style/scheme they run and actual football knowledge. I don’t know if the average college fan knows anything other than
>fuck State!

>>149313342
Im pretty sure thats a personal decision for every player I think alot of them jist dont care lol Peyton and Tom had no problem keeping sleeves on their entire careers, so its not like the league doesnt allow it

>>149307207
His production falls off every year after Call of Duty comes out

>>149313823
Yeah, Rodgers still wears sleeves too.

If Bryce Young ends up being good does it kill the LOL THE SHORT QBs CANT SEE OVER THEIR OL meme?

>>149314297
Doug Flutie was pretty good. I think he was around Young's height.

>>149314297
How good does he need to be to beat the short king allegations? Making the playoffs and getting bounced as a wild card isn't gonna change a damn thing

>>149314368
The majority of Doug Flutie’s career was spent throwing it up against Manibota ice farmers

>>149314297
Russ already killed that. He's fairly dogshit now but at his peak he was unquestionably elite. Height does still matter but it's not viewed as such an important trait like it used to be. I'd say release gets talked about a lot more than it used to when I first started getting into draft stuff. Teams wanted guys who don't just have quick releases but are comfortable throwing from different angles/off platform

>>149314427
Russ is a runner though
Bryce isn't

>>149286304
Your brother who signed up to die for israel and gay pride is surprised he's getting sent to israel? KWAB hope he gets RPG'd by a sandnog in a desert somewhere (he probably will and you'll never see your brother ever again except at his funeral :) )

>>149310116
poopscoop over daniels?

>>149314435
Bryce has wheels he just isn't as good as Russ was thus far. We didn't really see Young become good until the 2nd half of last year. I think he could get to a similar level. Panthers have put a lot of talent around him on offence. It's nuts to me they got Tet at 8 and somehow Jimmy Horn was still there for them in the 6th round

>>149314491
Never trust rooks

When Geno Smith goes back to being Geno Smith how hard do we laugh at the Raiders?

>>149314538
>7am on a Saturday
>still online

Lions are winning the Super Bowl this season, screencap this because it’s true.

>>149318655
one and done playoff

I'm glad Tom got to be with his soulmate (Eli)

>>149316584
Geno is taking us to da promised land

>>149311855
Yeah that’s dumb. There’s 0 argument for Herbert over Daniels. And then to not even have him top 10 at all? Even Geno Smith over Daniels? Dumb list by a gay retard

>>149319086
I still have some faith in Justin Herbert (although it has certainly been diminished compared to his rookie season) but he is absolutely not better than Daniels. Retarded list.
To have Justin Herbert and Dak Prescott above Jaden Daniels and Baker Mayfield is utter lunacy.
>>149310116
It's a crime that Baker Mayfield and Jaden Daniels aren't on this list and Geno Smith and Jordan Love are. Charlie McDonald's needs to lay off the McDonald's and start actually watching football.

>>149310116
No Baker Mayfield? No Brock Purdy? No Jayden Daniels? No Jalen Hurts? Who does this retard think he is?

>>149310116
This guy knows ball

>>149310116
Replace Geno and Pissquack with J.D. and Purdy...then it's a good list.

white/black out uniforms are lazy and bad

black out this bussy

>>149314538
defenses don't bail greasy manlets out with garbage defensive schemes like they use to, Wilson wouldn't have been good ever he started 10 years later, and Wilson was an MLB caliber player that could throw off platform better than the gay ass way they teach you to throw in football and that becomes vital when your a midget

>>149312605
>no Richie Ingonito
Gay list

>>149320965
Yea okay retard go rewatch Seahawks @ Patriots 2016 if you've forgotten how elite he was. Russ absolutely shit on them for 4 quarters and outplayed Brady in his own stadium. He wasn't bailed out by his defence he eviscerated them. He only won one Superbowl in his career sure but 2013-2020 he could throw with the best of them. I wipe my asshole with your revisionist history

>>149298373
>13
>50
subtle

>>149321104
qrd?

>>149321004
>misspelling his last name
equally gay

>>149321521
Despite making up only 13% of the USA population African Americans commit more than 50% of all murders. The numbers 13 50 are a dogwhistle just like Dan Orlovsky saying "you can't steal from the chosen people" is a dogwhistle

if yall had first pick on a fantasy draft this year, who would you pick

>>149322107

It wouldn’t be a fat chick.

>>149322107
Jefferson for me. He's as QB proof as it gets and with KOC the odds of McCarthy having a breakout season is massive anyway

>>149322158
In what world is she fat?

African American bros... is this the year?

>>149322107
Saquon

>Lelphins
>haven't won shit on forever
>all the other teams in their area have multiple championships since the 90s
>Dolphins haven't won a playoff game since 2000

>>149322222
Not a bad take quints

>>149322373
You don't know ball

>>149295886
Jewtube's ads are mostly AIslop of real people now, many of them deepfakes. It's impressive. And of course the ads are also plastered all over the nonfunctional search results' page.

>>149322422
Will the Eagles still have a good OL?
If so Saquon
If not I'll do a meme pick like Geno Smith :^)

>>149322511
Man he won 38 from John Fox's stupidity of going for 2 too fucking often and failing it

>>149322518
Nah Saquon is a fine pick I don't know why I said that

>>149322534
Literally who?

>>149322591
Panthers head coach at the time
Also coached the Broncos and Bears

Remember when retards were saying the Ravens lost to the Chiefs because they "wouldn't run the ball!"
Try *couldn't*
That was the most annoying take
Of course the kiwi also has that take and thinks Harbaugh is to blame lol

Why do kickers and punters collapse into a puddle after getting a light hit but RBs get right back up after getting absolutely trucked?

>>149322757
The Ravens RBs combined for 6 rushing attempts the entire game. Saying they couldn't run the ball when they barely tried is some retarded mutt brain shit. If you gave up on everything you tried and failed to do 6 times you wouldn't be able to read a book. You probably still struggle with that anyway. Fucking dumbass. You ever come to NewZealand I'll kick you in the head til you stop moving then piss and diarrhea into your open mouth lol big stinky liquid braps right into your gullet. Learn ball before @ing me again

>>149322795
they're flopping anti-football pussies

>>149322814
>REEEEEEEEEEE
lol
Hey here's something you should probably learn if you're going to pretend to know ball, defenses show scheme before the ball is snapped and offenses adjust in response. It's a chess game not call of duty, you don't just hike the ball and see if you can 360 no scope. They weren't running because the Chiefs were visibly STACKING THE BOX (you don't know what this means) and selling out to stop the run. They did try a few times anyway and it looked like the webm, they got fucking smashed. They were daring the Ravens to throw and there's really not much you can do in that situation but throw
Lmao you're so out of depth conversing with me, it's like a toddler is writing to me in crayon

>>149318655
What QB do you trade for before training camp?

>>149318655
Kek absolutely. Love when you post this

Not reading that essay. I'm too busy getting mad (You)'s over on /tv/ because my film takes are even more based than my NFL takes. Make sure to dial8

>>149322928
lol concession accepted

im starting to think the foreigner doesn't know ball

>football playcalling is just rock-paper-scissors ecks dee

>>149323236
>You can't run into a stacked box because.... WELL YOU JUST CAN'T THAT WOULD NEVER WORK!! YOU CAN'T PULL BLOCKERS!!!! YOU CAN'T EXPECT YOUR RB TO SHED TACKLES!!!!!!! NO THAT'S ABSURD IT WOULDN'T WORK NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Panther Nation, Keep Pounding (this Bussy)

>You just see red and run right through the stacked box bro it's simple

>WOW DOOD! HE JUST KEEPS STACKING THE BOX! SEE LOOK! NOTHING I COULD DO ACK ACK ACK! FUCKING ONLINE SCRUBS MAN!

You usually can't just stack the box against the run because a quarterback will punish you with his arm, it leaves the secondary light. Chiefs weren't worried about that against Lamar. But this is Harbaugh's fault!! He should have just ran into the stacked box!!

Stack this....oh well...no i really shouldnt be

No running back has ever gained positive yards against a stacked box. It's simply not possible. Same as no defence has ever allowed a catch in double coverage. It can't possibly work because the heckin metrics and charts say so. Football is just maths after all :^) aren't I smart

>ayyo this stacked box is bussin cuhh these dudes caint do shit bruh we wildin outtchea now this stacked box slaps ngl they have to pass every play now skrrrrt Ohio moment for this rizzler

Maybe you should have read the Art of War NUMBNUTS, where Sun Tzu clearly states an army should only attack when it's like a stone crushing an egg
But no, you're just an idiot who shitposts on /nfl/ all day without knowing anything
You don't play the one way the defense is selling out to prevent. Why? Because it's not going to work and you're just wasting valuable downs

Didn't read that either

>>149323326
>You can't run into a stacked box
Yeah. That’s the point

>>149323764
Except you can do that because football isn't maths lol stop spending so much time reading metrics and learn ball

>football isn't maths
What does that even mean

>You can't run into a stacked box
“Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment — that which they cannot anticipate.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
In other words, how about trying a draw play instead of just giving up on the run entirely?

>>149323890
New

79 days left

The method of playing that corresponds with that quote is what the Ravens did. The Chiefs stacked the box so they would be expecting the Ravens to throw, not run into it
This is what happens when you google "Sun Tzu" instead of owning two physical copies filled with highlights and personal annotations CRINGE PSEUD

>>149323813
Show me NFL teams that successfully ran into a stacked box and won a game by continuing to do that. I’ll wait.