Thread 149284331

Tonight: FREMANTLE (8th) v ESSENDON (12th)
Perth Stadium, starting 6:10 AWST (65mins from now)

MY alfas

HEAVE HO NOONGAS

What’s the multi lads

>>149284331 (OP)
how did Chris Scott get the dosn job? He didn't do anything at norf to warrant another afl coaching job.

Anyone know a way to record a channel 7 broadcast or access a past one beyond recording it on the TV?

boycotted the last thread great to be back

>>149284358
stream it and use a screen record program?

>>149284358
>plug in vcr, tune to telly
>insert tape
>press record

Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT

Feeling cute
Captain Bailey Dale or Sam Darcy?
Chucking the VC on Martin tonight, cba sweating on it throughout the weekend

>>149284345
Who is this plebocrat? Probably posts here.

You blokes are a bunch of deadset fuckin ripper legends

>>149284378
brush your teeth, scatguts.

>>149284363
>>149284368
Yeah I'm going to the game tonight but was curious to see the differences between fox & 7 broadcasts- I think the AFL actually uploads the ch7 ones on the site? Or at least some of them after, so I'll check that out

>>149284395
Channel 7 is way better.
>better commentary, they even say things that acknowledge the rigging
>better footage
>none of the plebocratic "stats"
Only good thing about Fox is Kath.

Nothing beats a nice creamy stout on a cold winters night.

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149284421
I'll tell you what beats that. Not being an alcoholic idiot.

that ladbrokes ad with Peter Moody teaching a horse to win is a ripper

just glad my piece of shit iggs aren't playing this week, god how i fucking hate those retards

>>149284424
let's hope they don't fuck it up. looking for a professional 4 quarter performance.

fyfe is starting btw

>yeah i employ a young male i call an "apprentice" who i "mentor"

why tradies so homoerotic?

@149284437
terrible impersonation buddy just stop it's ruining everyone's night

>>149284455
It's no different from how the romans or greeks did

>>149284424
>>149284450
fred wankers

last night they played rugby state of origin at optus

>>149284421
what about a pint of your own piss shit and semen?

>>149284462
>JUDS STOB WIV DUH IMBERZUNASHUN

Good one mate. But you know as well as I do that there can be no real imposter of me. No many are bold enough to dare to don the trip, let alone take the brand I created and claim it as their own.

fred banana skinning tonight would be extremely funny

>>149284462
interesting

>>149284465
>shitting on Aunty Fred
casual

>>149284481
crazy how we are all meant to pretend these are homosapiens

>>149284481
wtf where did you get this rare fred?

>>149284489
from the dreamtime

I am 41 and can barely remember Essendon being good, the 93 prelim and the battles against the Kangas in the 90s was a fucking long time ago.

Longmuir being interviewed now on Kayo this guy is one of us, properly fucking autistic, hands in pocket, awkward as fuck.

ESSENDON making a big ho haa about rebuild but it already failed. Ben Hobbs was meant to be Chris Judd but instead he is a hack kick who can't kick 30 meters or play outside his position even slightly and is worse than Dylan Shiel in the middle.

EVEN if time and total rebuild is right the time here is running out mate, spent my whole life watching this team disgrace itself, the amount of times I've turned up and watched Collingwood & Geelong smash us out of the parks kindof gets me, Dons may want time but I am not giving it, gonna watch the UFC.

Should have showered before dinner not after, now my tummy’s too full and sore to move off the couch

i'm a dumb fucking worthless friendless piece of shit

>>149284488
devolved Indians from being landlocked IMO

>>149284498
We're all pals here m8

>Perth has embraced State of Origin, with more television viewers tuning in to game II than both AFL matches played at the same venue over the weekend combined.

>Queensland’s thrilling 26-24 win at Optus Stadium was the highest-rating game II since 2015, pulling a total audience of 3.751 million – a 17.5 per cent increase year-on-year. That figure was a smidgen lower than the 3.755 million that tuned in for the opening game, which remains the highest-rating program of the year.

>However, the most encouraging result for league bosses was the response in the west. Despite being almost totally snubbed by the AFL-aligned West Australian newspaper – owned by Kerry Stokes’ Seven West Media, which broadcasts AFL – the match recorded the highest-ever TV total audience for an Origin match in Perth.

>The locals voted with their TV remotes, with 190,000 tuning in across Perth to watch the Maroons send the series to a decider. That was on top of the 57,023 fans that packed into Optus Stadium, just shy of the venue’s 61,266 capacity.

>To put those viewing figures into context, 82,000 viewers tuned into the North Melbourne-Fremantle clash at Optus on Saturday night via free-to-air on the Seven Network. On Sunday, 90,000 watched West Coast Eagles-Carlton on Seven (those figures don’t include Kayo/Fox viewership).

>>149284498
Same, how did we all find each other?

I am way more autistic than Justin Longmuir

>>149284498
trip on RC

>>149284502
Rugby is about to take over in Perth.

>>149284494
I'm "literally" a year older than you and can remember all of that like it were yesterday. What the FUCK have you been doing to your brain?

>>149284498
trip on fatty

>>149284502
No one here knows what NRL is, I find that highly dubious.

>>149284475
>there can be no real imposter of me.
So if you're not an imposter, you're ban evading

I’ve been waking at at 5am for work and it’s become my entire personality

>>149284508
You're 42 and still masturbate every day despite supposedly having a wife?

>>149284494
i still like the fact that when autistic people look up 2000 in the future to see who won the name next to that aesthetically pleasing number will be the dosn

that's my silver lining otherwise i dont even fucking know why i persist with this team and sport

>>149284515
Not every day, but I ejaculate at least once a day yes.

see the bombers try their best, try their best

>>149284517
christ, your vitality must be in the gutter

>>149284522
shalom

>>149284522
>actually i'm the most activate and vital person ever, what have you done today?

>>149284522
Let me give you a professional tip. Don't make assumptions about the health of a doctor.

Is the isreal iiran war a meme or legit

>>149284531
legit meme

is Simmo fucking drunk?

>>149284528
How much do you weigh these days?

>>149284528
Mic drop moment, bravo lad

>>149284536
96kg

>>149284531
it's legit, irans proper fucked

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>149284547
Are they gunna fuck isreal up at least?

>>149284528
When did you complete your medical degree? Are you currently registered as a doctor through AHPRA?

Perth supporter here. Last night's game was more interesting than any AFL game I've watched all year. And I don't even like rugby

Is this a normal hairline for a 30 year old?

I didn't watch the rugby last night and I won't watch the footy tonight.

>>149284557
israel is taking damage yes but we are only seeing it because Israel citizens have access to the net, irans entire airspace is israels and soon to be Americas playground for pilots. iran is fucking getting sent back to the stone ages. it'll be interesting to see what happens on the weekend. Id imagine America is making contingencies and guarantees to the middle east oil cartel right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWG2dsXV5HI&list=RDqWG2dsXV5HI&start_radio=1
I dare you to tell me this isn't one of the greatest things ever recorded

>>149284566
I know a guy who was 22 and pretty much had mr burns hair

Why can't we all just get along?

>>149284585
it's an interesting discussion

>>149284579
based jake from high school

here come the military analysts with expert views taken from news.com.au and pol

>>149284576
Ok, thanks for the update, also are Iran bad guys? Were they really making nukes with malicious intent do you think. Or was there an ulterior motive for the attack from Israel

watched some disgusting shit called residence 51 and i think my porn addiction is cured

>>149284605
dunno mate footys on cbf responding

Muslims and muslim countries are fucking retards

Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix.

Thoughts /afl/?

thank u mrs skeltal

>>149284609
No it’s not cunt still got 10 minutes

>>149284615
Thank you for posting women itt

>>149284607
>video deleted on eporner
what kind of degenerate shit was it?

>O'DrisGOD in
based, Freo easily

What shall we drink to lads?

Im pretty smart but I seem dumb, well Im not smart academically but in other ways Im smart, I am a thinker

essendons away strip is good whyd it take em so long to get to that stage

>he doesn't have gadonfatigue
based freshie

currently shitting

>>149284629
satanic black magic. sick shit.

bad timing on my takeaway order, gotta pick up at bouncedown fml

>>149284528
you're not a doctor though, shitbreath.

>>149284640
I don't care as long as we have hot women itt you can post what you like

Sarah Gadon is a lovely actress

gonna see how much I can get for a home loan tomorrow lads

>>149284607
>>149284644
Now I want to see it

We love Sarah Gadon here

>>149284658
>signing up for a lifetime of debt
ISHYGDDT

>>149284665
>sell house
>debt gone

>>149284664
Based Gadon spammer

>>149284665
>not owning your own house and having it paid off

YGSIU

one of these teams is gonna choke tonight

POV: two teachers booked the computer room at the same time

What is with RC's new horny grimmick?

why is there no scoreboard

Lads, Shai just posted

Fishtank has been much more entertaining than afl this week

might go for a drive through northland

>>149284698
rachel is our girl

I knew I had to quit porn after I fucked my ass with a big black dildo then gooned too gay BBC's fucking white guys all night long

>>149284521
Lol'd but real Laverde, Perkins, Hobbs, Gresham, Goldstein, Luel, Guelfi (am I being harsh here)

Basically all these guys should never play again

Al

it's gonna get reported tomorrow but Harley Reid was spotted having a coffee with Nate Caddy, Kako and Angus Clarke this morno

>>149284703
>perkins, hobbs, tsatas
why do essendon draft so many busts

>>149284701
I was a jincel but Freddy spiking all the drinks in the fridge tonight has won me over

>>149284710
Source?

>>149284703
feel like i've heard bombers fans talk up most of these guys

>>149284650
>I don't care as long as we have hot women itt you can post what you like
So not only are you a ban evader, you actively encourage shitposting

bombies :D

do NOT mention poop and women in the same comment FOOL

two bad teams

caddy is gonna dominate the league

ram it up your arse, rulesfaggot

Fyfe is COOKED

Go Essendon!

>>149284498
applied for tafe yet mate

>>149284738
Very good young player. If they add another two quality smalls they will have a powerful forward line

>main game is PiP during a replay
FUCKIN SPASTICS

ignore RC
filter RC
report RC

Is Archer May related to Archer Reid?

>>149284760
that's ch7
fox have the replay PiP when they're the host broadcaster

Fyfe hasn't got a fucking clue

>>149284761
Blow it out your arse reportsperg

just went wacko for kako

Caddy is an elite kick inside 50

merrett is such a good kick

did you guys know they've made happy gilmore 2?

I've seen caddys cock and I feel threatened

Dead thread

>>149284807
It is very slow, I'm worried the rugby game last night has something to do with this.

Never seen Fyfe play in all these years, just never watch Freo games at all, in fact I'm not watching right now.

Man these guys are gunna regret getting these gay little scribble tats on their body in 10 years time.

Football games played in West Australia are especially soulless

>>149284658
Come live in a dogbox surrounded by indians like me.


As we slowly get outnumbered, as our race declines, as the traitors continue to laugh in our face I can't help but think we'll see more of this.

https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/man-charged-after-shooting-leaves-tasmanian-police-officer-dead/news-story/67d8ca127f6f420538c56489e0298695

>>149284822
based projector virgin

/afl/ is as active as /nrl/, rulesperg got his wish

Voss is a based retard

Archer May lead to Steven May jokes even after he retires

>I AM LE MASTER RACE
>gets btfo by all those he considers lesser
makes you think

Shepherd's pie is ready who wants some?

Adam Simpson's "special" comments are boring and soulless

Falling asleep already

>>149284831
notice how there's no suicide posting spam too with this fact in your mind

>>149284710
they are planning a gang bang scene for yaz

>>149284846
*raises paw*

kako is such a twink. imagine his cute little brown cock and balls :3

Might seek christ, read the bible and engage in quiet, contemplative prayer tonight instead of watching this slop

it's gonna get reported tomorrow but I was spotted having a coffee with Annie Knight

>>149284869
ha you sure showed nick d mate

how long until collingwood plays?keen to watch the young maestro Nick Daicos play

>>149284831
>shitposting is le good
Go to sharty, champ

>>149284881
48 hours

collingwood.jpg

>>149284869
Woah you're really gay

>>149284884
Kill yourself dickhead

think i passed rulespoof on the road earlier doing 40 in a 70 zone

>>149284873
What’s crazy is that in this modern day age of pussies, Jb probs never had a conversation with his son about how retarded that shit is. just would’ve said whatever makes you happy mate

>>149284850
Somehow he’s actually more boring in the media than Buckley >>149284895

obsessed

>>149284893
>son listen, never ever date the biggest whore in the country, ok? good

>>149284893
they've been estranged for years and the son obviously has mother issues to get wrecked by the whore

>>149284865
Here you go cobber

i've seen enough, freo win this one

>>149284829
based dumb and young anon

>>149284893
bet you had a ripper childhood

>>149284906
lgm, perfect winter food

Listen to Adam Simpson drone on with his boring coaches jargon. Who wants to hear that shit? I'd rather listen to BT and JB

>>149284906
looks yum
did you use your fancy plate cuz u knew you were gnna takea photo

>>149284915
fox = nerds
7 = the cool kids (except for hamish)

>>149284903
Ah fair enough

nice goal

>>149284862
He finally did it

>>149284912
Most of my plates are that style, but yes I will choose one to stay on brand.
>>149284912
Cheers lad

>>149284927
thanks

>>149284930
get off your phone and lock in

how was ya fucking french soup tonight ya faggot or is ya fucking poofter tradie husband too busy fucking ya in ya fucking dumb ass haha

Frederick got LYNCHED

>>149284941
you right mate?

such an obvious free kick..

JB failed as a father no "we're estranged" excuses passes the pub test.

He needs to murder that bitch before they have kids together.

W-what happens at DP world...?

Look at how quick and slick the bulldogs were, look how accurate the Freo team are tonight, look how experienced Geelong were against us we just run into the hottest hot cakes ever - we fucking beat this team last year

Oh hey, Fred is going to dismantle a shitty team at home agai- zzzzzz

poor bummers

not a fag or anything but i would probably let murphy reid fuck me in the bum if he wanted to

the players I really wanted to watch this year all got injured

>>149284957
concentrate on the game Brad.

based Reid

>Traded in Sam Darcy instead of Luke Hackson
IT WAS SO OBVIOUS BUT I JUST...
JUST...
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

why doesnt harley reid do that

>>149284975
he is doing bad bad things to this debutant

>>149284981
too busy getting fined for something

>>149284975
>i put vc on brayshaw instead of Jackson
I legit forgot essendon don't have any rucks

>>149284981
he's too busy carrying the iggs midfield and kicking goals from the midfield

Essendon have been so bad for 20 years, what a joke of a club

inb4 bummers fans playing damage control blaming the ASADA shit over a decade later.

archer may goal

You know if you just wear nice clothes like dress pants and proper shoes with belt and polo you can get into pretty much anywhere?
Like you could walk into a 5 star hotel during breakfast and help yourself to the breakfast buffet and nobody would notice or walk into the rooms after a match and say you're one of the corporate sponsors and you've just come down from the box.

how horrifying

Ryan already gassed the fat cunt

>>149285001
no i believe we are well and truly past that
well aware that they are playing noobs and some shitty picks

>>149285008
the horrifying thing is how they've managed to hurt themselves so often whilst producing absolutely nothing of note this season

is luke ryan the big chungus of afl?

>>149285007
I'm an awkward bumbling fool though

I normally don't feel the cold, but I've been a bit cold the past few days

stop talking shit about my Brother

>>149285007
Based confidence maxxer

>proper shoes
?

>>149285027
Brown chelsea boot or any smart leather shoe

cats vs lions should be a banger game right?

>>149284975
>>149284986
>no jackson
>put the v on merrett
>worst scott plays him on the wing

it was never over because it never began.

Collingwood is better than both these teams

dunlop volleys mate

are these good odds?

>>149285048
for essendon unironically yes

>>149285048
what makes a odds "good"? i dont bet

>>149285036
It will either be tight or Geelong will smash them

For me, it's hush puppies

what set him off

post your final eight for this season

jhye caldwell is so fucking hot. i reckon he is a good kisser :3

>>149285067
>>149285068
oh no no no

>>149285071
he can't confidence max because all of the inherent guilt he carries

Fyfe is past it just fuck him off

tippa kickinfuti

may may play on may when melbourne play essendon

Went to target to get some underwear & they don’t have any without fucking gay branding like alpha or maxx all over them. Annoying cause I bought some without any words on them few months ago but they keep fucking rebranding with these dog shit names

>>149285069
>filename

based tanner bruhn

unless >my team is playing them, i refuse to watch games with the saints or fred. both of these teams should be folded.

>>149285083
no, but steven may

anytime brayshaw is mentioned i think of annie knight

>>149285086
take the panties pill m8

>>149285100
>panties
foy

>>149285098
wonder when the wedding will be

>>149285086
go commando

>>149285086
don't buy clothes from target m8

foy isnt a thing you spastic

>>149285086
no cap but im in the market for some tighty whitey style undies
they just feel the best for me

Men should wear thongs really

foy is the snow map on hll innit
thats what i always think

>>149285098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leZgZGG1E1Q

ffs i just want to talk random off topic shit with my /afl/ bros
IS THAT SUCH A CRIME???

:point: :scoreboard:

these two teams status?

>>149285116
you gonna start cooking meth in an RV too?

based zero confidence anon

>>149285138
sad, just like me

>>149285141
no in a shipping container

Holy fuck I hate this competition so much you're beating a VFL preseason team Fremantle & same with Carlton you fucking scum irrelvent dogs, don't ark ya fucking dog you've never seen a premiership you hacks.

Boltan is a fucking stray dog who runs when it gets hard

Already turned it off.

shit posting is not a crime

>>149285158
based robert walls life

>>149285153
crisp the carry on from Fred is ridiculous. Best team on paper can only beat broken vfl teams coached by midwits.

Why do AFL players grab eachother by the guersney and shake eachother a little bit?

>>149285163
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>149285175
We call en singlets mate

what the fuck is your problem

>>149285190
some glowie stole my white landcruiser

>>149285178
phone poster pretending hes not phone posting alert

gnna watch xQc spin slots for a bit

>>149285178
It's merboo

KWAB

>>149285199
Link?

vigo looks legit. what happens to draper now?

>>149285207
He gets raperd aha

>>149285205
kick xqc

Life would be so easy mode if you were a famous streamer

>>149285196
go polish your boots faggot kek

don't chop the dinosaur daddy

>>149285236
You mean charisma and work ethic make life easier?

>>149285207
goes to brisbane/adelaide
bryan (better ruck imho) goes into the main ruck with vigo and ROB as a back up

>>149285245
shalom

I could never be a streamer because Im very shy

>>149285253
in what context and with what intent was this image posted for

Im working on my work ethic

>>149285259
Freshie

i'm an anxious wreck

>>149285262
How’s it going

she can chop my dinosaur any day iykwim haha

>>149285273
Good

Sick of tv sports movies and video games they need to bring out a new form of media

>>149285290
Ever heard of books?

>>149285290
ever heard of porn?

>>149285290
i've been watching anime recently
unfortunately i'm gay now though

>>149285265
i dont believe you know the answer to my question

>>149285253
THE gf

Porn and arsefucking are hobbies too, not good ones though

Two Hands is starting on SBS World Movies in 2 mins, might switch over to that

mum's in the psych ward

>>149285316
Your fault or?

>>149285307
Nothing wrong with them. In fact, they're pretty kino hobbies.

Do you blokes prefer sucking cock or getting arsefucked?

>>149285319
she was nuts before i was born

>>149285304
Wym?

>>149285322
both at once

>>149285322
Getting arsefucked.
>>149285320
Pretty grim actually. Been there done that.

>>149285333
this isn't funny. stop playing around.

do you ever chuckle to yourself at xaviers like jordan de goey with their tats and bikies mates lol. what a waste of money for his parents.

Some great ads shown at half time.

new bombies injury just dropped

still makes me laugh that adam saad ( a muslim) played for the bombers.

stay on topic

>>149285339
i work a minimum wage job and suffer immensely doing so
i don't chuckle about that at all

would love to see sheezel at the bombers. it would be so on brand right now.

Richard Pusey is an australian hero

>>149285322
Sucking cock is pure mental stimulation, nothing physical.
Getting arsefucked means your prostate gets pounded, the best physical sexual sensation for a guy.

People who aren't comfortable enough in the sexuality to get pounded by a guy / pegged really are missing out.

>>149285350
Plus Houli, El Hawli, Kako, Stringer, and a couple more on the way next year

>>149285366
kako isnt a muz and stringer doesnt count because he converted.

>>149285364
He'd get a lot more sympathy if it happened today. The cops made him lose his take away meal - that would've been like $250 worth now.

Warren Treadrea is an Australian hero

>>149285374
he's an absolute fuckwit mate, anyone who buys into all that "sovereign citizen" shit is an absolute mental case

remember covid-19

>>149285370
Stringer converted for the attention, not realising that stopped being controversial about 15 years ago.

FUCKIN FYFE AGAIN
FUCKIN GET HIM OFF

victoria - the crime state

I traded in Nic Martin this week haha and I put the V on him hahaha.

>>149285395
maybe you could take my V away from me haha

>>149285380
Got Hinkley sacked, that's all that matters.

>Reports were coming out from Port Adelaide months ago that they were worried about what he was telling the players
>Thought it was about Hinkley with him trying to drive a wedge between the players
>It was SovCit shit
tip top keks

>>149285339
it's more clubs allowing dumb players from making decisions like that I
at least respect dosn for fucking stringdog off because he went down the muzzie organised crime route
these guys are just dumb and don't realise these underworld types are using them juh is a perfect example
what boggles my mind is the afl not intervening considering the gambling rigging
former mafia guys in the u.s. have openly talked about courting athletes and then getting them into drug/gambling debt to influence them have them rig outcomes and shit like that to pay off their debts
but i've long given on up the fairy tale that the government or major institutions aren't extremely corrupt

t. lived through the ben cousins era

Aish is faster and cleaner than Fyfe, sub that fuck head off

>>149285380
when a ship births into a harbour it's given a birth certificate
when you are born you are given a birth certificate
you aren't a ship docked at some nations harbour you are a citisen of that nation

>>149285414
nobody gives a shit freo are shit and wont win a hip ever you're gay

need a latina wife
thinking cuban

>>149285418
So true they say shit like a ship is at birth. They use logos to fool the normies.

it's a bit stupid that we have all these different time zones, there should be one global standard time

some places would go to work at 4am, some at 7pm.etc.. but the time would the same every where

My butthole is constantly itchy

Not sure why Kako is pretending to be a bust. What is he getting out of this?

>>149285385
RC I need help with my porn addiction

>>149285425
I heard cuban's are the biggest piece of shit user people in all of the latino sphere.

Guelfi alright, fucking freo are dogs.

FREE KICK FREO
YOU'RE A DOG BOLTAN

10-3 this game is even,

footy players and cricketers are the biggest bunch of fuckheads on the planet

anal porn is so aesthetic

SEETHING alcoholic bummers fan ITT

>>149285425
para/uru-gauy are underrated tbdesu

>>149285440
no that's dominicans and venezuelans so i hear

>>149285444
Footy players for sure, they're all wankers

>>149285298
applied for the JIDF yet mate

>>149285448
us bombies stopped seething a long time ago

>>149285447
Very true, that is why i have always been drawn to it

>>149285444
i know a few state league footy players, legit top blokes
met a few local cricket blokes and they're great people too
reckon it's just the professionalism that just goes to there heads and just become full of themselves

What does Gresham do?

Dissing Sovereign Citizens is complete midwit behaviour. You got that fishing license mate? Wouldn't want to accidently kill the kings deer.

As expected of the bummers, only going for behinds.

i usually sleep naked sometimes I'll wear pj's if it's really cold

>>149285472
shut the fuck up mate

>>149285482
piss off tadpole

>>149285444
not really

>>149285472
licenses are only needed because of a multicultural democracy
wouldn't need them in an all white paradise

Turning it off

Dissing Warren Tredrea is based though

Setterfield KWAB

>>149285480
god i wish that was Kath

Yeah a glowdigger like you would say that.

Redpill me on the sovereign citizen movement

Rigging aside, Fremantle have played very well tonight.

unironically just dropped a massive wet dockies
had to spend 20 minutes clean up as i almost didn't make it

>>149285501
it's a cult basically

havin a wank

We need to keep eachother accountable, nofapbros

IF you are giving away free kicks in the ruck....

THEN you are a shit ruckman

>>149285510
>had to spend 20 minutes clean up as i almost didn't make it
>almost
?

>>149285512
meant the woke left btw

conspiracy theorists deserve to be punched, kicked, spat on and arse fucked

>>149285524
was above the toilet but not sat on it
what's not to get

I wanked for the first time today since we made our pact, not my proudest moment

Nolan's Batman films really haven't held up well

>>149285501
they have some interesting takes desu. you'd have to be completely autistic to do what they do though.

>>149285501
it's basically the government treating you like you don't have natural rights to the land you are born in and treating you like a ship at birth from a foreign country by giving a you a birth certificate where you need a drivers license or boating license or fishing license or hunting license or building license etc etc etc.... just to put a shed in your back yard and fish out of the local stream
sovereign citisen's assert we have natural rights to the land and the government can not impinge on them

basically all these licenses just to swing a hammer in your own backyard is bullshit and government over reach

>>149285534
they were always shit

conspiracy theories real but the baddies are like 90% finished now so its a bit fuckin late

i dont know why i know what a gay bloke looks like because i am not gay but i can guarantee you that alex pearce is homosexual. i just have this knack for picking out a gay bloke. a gaydar if you will.

>>149285527
applied for a vax i meant booster no i meant 2nd booster no i really meant 7th booster

Why wasn't that 50?

Convinced the AFL want to keep Essendon down as they think Essendon supporters unlike: Port, Collingwood, Richmond, North, St Kilda

Will turn up and support anyway, so we'll never need any cash, unlike the fucking scabs of the world like Melbourne and GC etc always begging for handouts.

Keep Essendon down and you won't have to pay. St Kilda or Norf go down though and they on life support for life fucking dogs.


IF YOUR CLUB IS NOT FUCKING FINANCIALLY ON IT'S OWN TWO FEET YOU ARE A FUCKING COCKROACH AND YOU NEED TO NOT EXIST.

>>149285501
people think the law doesnt apply to them because they are a special snowflake even though they work and pay taxes.

lol, lmao even.

>>149285525
yes that's a cult too
they can both coexist as cults at the same time

>>149285548
what happened

>>149285542
I have a similar feeling about him and i'm not gay either, strange isn't it

>>149285527
Shut up commie or I'll give you a welcome to country with me knife

>>149285540
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149285534
TDKR was alright but obviously was trying to exploit n the OWS zeitgeist

>>149285563
based liam jurrah

>>149285559
Shai Bolton running into an open goal with a teammate next to him. Bolton got tackled 5m out and it was holding the ball. His teammate picked up the ball and kicked it through for a goal.

bye bye zach merrett. i think i got like one big score from you. essendon and brad scott and fucking SHITE. so fucking glad they have the bye next week so i can move this shitter on. same with dunkley the plodding cunt. why the fuck has dunks become a plodder all of a sudden. these afl coaches are fucking morons.

there are no good movies

>>149285573
your first time watching afl?

>roaming Brian, cum n find me xD
Ffs have some dignity Merrett.

you guys should watch that series 'adolescence', it will really open your eyes up to the dangers of toxic masculinity and the manosphere

post essendon memes pls

i reckon tom morris is a fag as well. a closet one. could not imagine that private school poonce being with a woman. even though i think he has a wife and kids but like i said, hes in the closet. add isaac gaynor to the list as well. when you have been around fags you know what they look and talk like. how they act. so many gays in the afl if you know what you are looking for. and im not even gay.

>>149285533
Nearly been 20 hours for me.

>>149285580
Kicking the ball after a free kick to the opposition is always a 50.

>>149285575
it's funny i've come to the realisation all these minnow afl clubs that have been shit for ages the reason for it is because they simply hire dumb people with dumb idea's

i'm a iggs fan and we fucked up majorly in the trade period

i used to assume that these guys were like footy savant's but it's just all boys club shit and they're about as smart as the apprentice plumber playing in the magoo's

>>149285577
I can name 20 off the top of my head

>>149285603
essendone is arguably the biggest club in the afl . i dont think you know what minnow means lad.

>>149285600
see>>149285580

There are no gay AFL players actually

>>149285552
You're right anon, what a legend

I’m up past my bed time

>>149285604
any made in the last 15 years?

>>149285613
so much this

*does a zesty little dance off the ball*

>>149285596
collingwood have like 5 of them in their starting squad and i'm not even including nick daicos

I’ve come to the realisation that I’m dumb as dogshit

>>149285625
Are you gay, Nick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewC1NnRmrpI

You'll never experience this

>>149285617
based 2024 and 2025 premiership winning coach chris fagan

>>149285628
based potential essendon list manager

>>149285626
How many of them have biologically female wives or girlfriends

I was a very comfy neet for a long time but now I have to grow up

bulldogs are the only team with no gays even though they are flooded with manlet twinks lol including the coach

>>149285618
fury road was decent

>>149285642
they all have beards but like in hollywood it's a publicity sham marriage for the plebs to think they aren't furiously bumming each other up the ass so they can do tv ads selling tools at cash converts

>>149285643
if you are going to pretend to be joshie at least stick to the script, freshcunt. josh is on the dsp. he never has to grow up.

>>149285618
Oppenheimer

kek josh is a paid glowie informant

>got a warning for saying kako is a cute twink

why bother reporting people with dynamic ip addresses lol. now you have angered me. now you will feel the wrath of shit and gore.

>>149285649
Take your meds dude

>>149285660
meant for
>>149285659

>>149285651
Im using his name as an alias

>>149285665
your a suss cunt ay

I love Vossy

That was sick

Eat shit Brad

>>149285659
From now on if I cop a ban I'm going to make a new shitpost thread for giving me the trouble of resetting my router. I owe them one later tonight.

What's it like having friends/family

Why do the far left think it’s so important that an afl player comes out

>>149285660
I'm sorry if you're not hip to what gay culture is like. Wish I could stay ignorant like you. World must be a nice place living with the facade still up.

>>149285667
No

>>149285668
How the FUCK would Voss fit into this forward line.

>>149285618
Tenet

>>149285673
Idk

>>149285679
i know what you are doing

NOD = GOD

>>149285683
dunno but I would have been giving him games ahead of weiderman

>>149285681
Cheers big ears

*nods*

Fiending for some good pancakes

>>149285577
They should've made the movie BJ Goddard talked about a few years ago, probably would've saved cinema

>>149285646
casually assaulting a minor
brown skin
checks out honestly

>>149285690
Really?

>>149285688
>8 degrees

its defintely NOT 8 degrees. it keeps saying that but it feels like minus 2. what is the government playing at by lying about how cold it is? is it to cover up the fatc that its global cooling and not warming and green energy is all bullshit.

>>149285706
i have been following your movements on here for a while. you are flying dangerously close to the sun. not sure why you would want to put yourself and others in danger but thats your choice.

>>149285618
Amelie

>>149285707
Agreed ive been freezing these past two weeks usually can survive with shorts all winter but no way atm

>>149285646
lol they probably thought he was a meal they needed to deliver lol

>>149285716
>15 years
that was like 20 years ago or more and its not even a good movie.

>>149285721
lol did they lol

>>149285711
Mmkay

>>149285731
you are not white lol

>>149285733
careful

>>149285727
Shouldn't have expected the dumb bogans here to appreciate high culture, yet I'm still disappointed by the philistinism flaunted on a daily basis

I want to physically fuck up a real estate agent

>>149285656
based ken

>>149285738
was hoping for amy shark

>>149285734
lol (lol)

Why are they making out that Lual is good. What's the agenda here.

so you hate
>real estate agents
>footy players
>cricketers
>tradies
>ambos
anyone else?

>>149285747
no but archer may

>>149285741
lol ive been watching french films on sbs since i was a kid. amelie is not a good film. it was made for the sole purpose of girls at uni to talk about to make them seem cultured and smart.

>>149285744
REAs are glamorous chads that would dominate you if you had the balls to even look them in the eye

Footy sucks these days all the cool clubs are shit and the afl is either proppping up cash cows or desperately trying to make plastic clubs win the hip to keep their markets alive. Shit's all rigged and gay RC was right.

>>149285753
Myself.

Worth thread ever, thanks Essendon

i thought tippa retired? why is he playing tonight?

>>149285747
no but archer reid

>>149285756
I mentally disintegrate those cunts I’m way too autistic for their feeble tactics kek

>>149285760
The racist idiot. They barely look anything like eachother

>>149285618
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1219817/

Absolutely love it (along with the lead actress). So comfy.

Wish masterchef was on tonight, would rather watch that than this crap

Thread just got good. Rulespoof already whinging.

>>149285753
journos, pigs (cops), firemen, judges, advertisers, professors and dog owners

>>149285766
they all look the same to me

>>149285755
Admitting your parents were so negligent they let you watch porn as a child is a bizarre flex.
Amelie is the finest film of the past 20 years and if you can't appreciate that, perhaps you'd be better off watching rugby.

I think local footy will be come more popular than AFL soon, like college football in USA

I just wanna stuff my face all day long

>>149285781
the film is 24 years old, he was asking for films within the last 15 years

Autistic chads like cats more than dogs thats a proven fact

>>149285781
Amelie is from 2001, might as well say The Matrix if we're going back that far.

>can't even see Fredrick's tattoos
kek

$2700 in the hole because mum let the kitten out yesterday and she got heemed by a dog

>>149285801
What treatment required? Lost a leg?

>>149285789
Shutter Island

Mulholland came out the same year as amelie anyway

First team to 100 usually wins

>>149285810
>7.9 vs 8.3
Mulholland gets mogged by Amelie.

>>149285805
ultrasound, x-ray and a "she'll be right" with some pain-killers

essendon need the next 7 or so here

Is Parasite a good movie?
I'm a filthy pauser and before I even knew it an hour had passed without a single pause. The first half was great, the second half a harder watch, but still enjoyed it overall.

>>149285828
Leigh Matthews rule rules them out from winning this game

>>149285830
Why are you asking us if you've seen it

why don't they get silverchair to play at the grand final?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=5crCNgAPvAk
tonight's kino

150kg is a shit bench for a bloke 6'5

>>149285836
because the afl doesn't book good bands for the granny

>>149285840
Can you still run 5km in 15 minutes after your motorcycle crash rc?

>>149285836
because daniel johns is a tranny now

>>149285835
See >>149285577, >>149285618.
It seems anon doesn't. Maybe the weak second half lowers the rating other people give it.

>>149285771
looks like shit mate

>>149285836
>>149285843
last I heard Daniel Johns spent most of his time at a fetish club in Newcastle wearing diapers and pretending he was a baby

>>149285840
is that how much sofia weighs?

RC regularly moves his 150kg from a bench, fat cunt

>>149285852
crisp knower

>>149285854
It's a two part BBC telly movie, but absolute kino. Give it a go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxJqYH0x7gU&list=RDYxJqYH0x7gU&start_radio=1

fantasy chads would you lock in a 137 VC or reckon you could get more?

>>149285852
Can team up with Axis of Awesome.

Daniel Johns wrote a song about RC!! How prophetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZD982yrmx4

>oh yeah vossy is a character against his own side

He reminds me of this plebocrat who got dropped for the redbacks for the grand final. He ended up going to Charlton and celebrated like an absolute peanut when he kicked a goal against us.

Ended up playing 2s in that shit team while we went on to win a 4peat.

>>149285884
taste, loser

Voss is grinning

>>149285890
Let's see how the rest of his career works out.

Shit game of football played between too shit teams

Please just stop posting mate.

?

>>149285914
Who are you referring to mate?

/alf/ boys are still number 1

Im dyslexic

WHOM do you think? dumb fuckhead

Shit music time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5fL9KobQLc'

lets party down

>>149285936
Well this one is definitely referring to my post. Pretty cowardly too.

But I have absolutely no way of knowing who the other post was directed at.

you're a fuckhead mate

People are often surprised to hear that Blacks like me.

It is because I am the only one who tells them the truth.

The left says: "Play the victim!"
The right says: "F*** you, n*gg*r!"

I tell them the truth: "You are slaves."

Once they accept it, I become their saviour.

fuck you

>>149285951
Are you talking to me or do you not like that guy's taste in music?

>>149285939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpR_UPYanAc

i'm the most racist person i know but i also have the most black friends out of anyone i know

>>149285960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9LPWE-0sa4

>>149285967
it's natural to be racist if you know a lot of black people

Mapping the human genome has revolutionized anthropology by offering a molecular lens into our origins, migrations, and evolutionary relationships.

fuck up cunthead

>>149285959
hey doc how did your research into the malaria virus go?

>>149285982
Racism is totally unnatural. If you're racist, it means you're highly susceptible to brainwashing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-UC6zUpLmQ&list=RDv-UC6zUpLmQ&start_radio=1

based ghost ancestor haver

there’s no light at the end of the tunnel for me. i’ve wasted my life and i cry myself to sleep every night. i’m so sad all the time. i’ll kill myself.

>>149285998
possibly the most plebocratic post of all time

genetic research suggests that some sub-Saharan African populations carry DNA from a mysterious “ghost” ancestor—an archaic human lineage that has not yet been identified through fossils.
In particular, studies of West African groups like the Yoruba, Esan, Mende, and Gambians have revealed that 2% to 19% of their DNA may come from this unknown hominin. This lineage likely diverged from modern humans even before Neanderthals and Denisovans split off, and interbred with early Homo sapiens around 43,000 years ago.
Unlike Neanderthals and Denisovans, whose remains have been found and sequenced, this “ghost population” has left no known fossil record—hence the name. Its existence is inferred purely from genetic anomalies that don’t match any known ancient human DNA.
This discovery reshapes our understanding of human evolution, especially within Africa, which remains the most genetically diverse region on Earth. If you’re up for it, we could explore how this ghost lineage might connect to other suppressed or speculative anthropological threads. It’s a rabbit hole worth diving into.

>this mysterious “ghost” ancestor appears to be unique to certain sub-Saharan African populations and is not found in Indo-European groups.

women get more racist and xenophobic during late tern pregnancy. Would expect a "doctor" to know that

>>149286024
Yes—in terms of deep ancestral origins, Indo-European and sub-Saharan African populations do show distinct genetic lineages, shaped by different evolutionary paths, migrations, and admixture events.

>>149286027
I'm not a woman nor am i pregnant though?

>>149286027
Source: a very racist idiot

RC sing a song for us mate

>>149286046
Huh what are you saying?

Iran is closing the straight of Hormuz tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gar6MONCKs&list=RD6gar6MONCKs&start_radio=1

any kooky yt conspiracy recs?

I'm the man behind the curtain, the one pulling the strings. You are all dancing to my tune.

>>149286124
Crisp Josh

>>149286124
based joshy

>>149286130
>>149286132
samejosh

>>149286094
oil prices to go up to $400 a barrel it's around ~$70 a barrel now so fuel prices will go up roughly 5 times lol

told you blokes to get a pushbike, you all laughed at me

>>149286178
based sovereign citisen

>rides bike to work
*waits at train stop*
>2hr commute

>drives car to work
>stuck in traffic
>2hr commute
>5x more expensive

>>149286233
only retards get stuck in traffic

Business idea: nuke Iran off the face of the planet

>>149286258
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149286287
that's what is gunna happen if iran pulls this little stunt they'd just get glassed the gloves would come off no tactical missile shit
they'd open the straight up and then carpet bomb the entire nation until nothing is left and trump turns into new vegas

>>149286258
yes, because they drives cars

Business idea: World peace

>>149286335
That's not good business in the plebonomy.

I feel like i'll never be happy again

>>149286335
based sam hyde

>>149286378
Why's that mate?

>>149286335
How do you intend to kill all the elite crypto jews?

NEED a sexy jewess gf

>>149286450
Post one

Evening madarchods

>>149286518
chabin x

Why does the Hawthorn social media person post like a retarded nigger on tiktok

>>149286518
hey mate

>>149286104
https://youtu.be/U8NNHmV3QPw?si=1ah7mZa7aS8ZOnHK

should I stay up till 2 to watch the wogball?

who's playing

>>149286482
used to have a housemate that looked just like her except ginge

>>149286692
palmeiras and al ahly

>>149286708
ahh, nah i reckon

>>149286716
gonna roll
odds yes
evens no

>>149286723
grim

as for me, i'll fall asleep watching baseball at stupid-o-clock

>>149286492
Kek you fucking prick

>>149286760
was hoping you'd see the humour in that mate kek, all in good spirits

>>149286104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBCGrMa3WU

>scoops just when live
he must work all the antisocial arvo shifts at his maccies

Fucking hate every single one of you. Especially turd mouth.

>>149287021
That's unfortunate because I love you

no suicidal thought today

>>149287038
Crisp, we're all gonna make it

Yep. Just two more weeks

fred may have won the match but their franchise is named after putting a mans cock inside your cock so bombers are the real winners

fuck you
go dosn

paul haselby docked with troy cook

cope. you will NEVER be as gay me.
bitch.

go collingwood

i docked with nat fyfe

>>149287345
Crispola

>just use the open source bro
>Itll be fun bro

iggs

suck

RC is circumsized