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BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé has been hosiptalized
why are euros so weak and pathetic?
Anonymous United States No.149286090 [Report] >>149291337 >>149295379
>>149286086 (OP)
too much tranny semen in our water in america
Anonymous Greece No.149286160 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
>american food
LMAO
Anonymous Spain No.149286168 [Report]
>sudacas poisoning their ball superiors thinking it will save them
Anonymous Brazil No.149286187 [Report] >>149286439 >>149294172
>>149286086 (OP)
I once went to canada for a month and after 3 days my stomach was making me vomit and shit contantly. Whatever they eat north of trumps walls cannot be called food
Anonymous France No.149286225 [Report]
did he try the american chocolate ?
Anonymous Argentina No.149286306 [Report] >>149296194 >>149296702
Americans eat raw meat, that's probably what got him.
Anonymous Spain No.149286313 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
happy pride month kylian
Anonymous Spain No.149286337 [Report] >>149286355
>>149286086 (OP)
We ain't winning shit this year, aren't we...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286353 [Report]
>acute gastroenteritis
Funny way of writing ruptured colon.
Anonymous France No.149286355 [Report] >>149286389 >>149286408 >>149287026 >>149293808
>>149286337
he literally shat himself
Anonymous United States No.149286388 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
Based McDonalds fucking this ninja turtle up
Anonymous Spain No.149286389 [Report]
>>149286355
Kek, fuck you man
Anonymous Brazil No.149286399 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
>acute gastroenteritis
I guess the tranny went too hard on him this time
Anonymous Australia No.149286403 [Report] >>149286434 >>149286777 >>149296444
this has seriously been the biggest mufa ever
hes not winning anything ever again right?
Anonymous Canada No.149286405 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
He's literally gay. He probably has aids
Anonymous Germany No.149286408 [Report]
>>149286355
Kek
Anonymous Argentina No.149286411 [Report]
some joke about him being gay or getting fucked by tranies.
Anonymous Brazil No.149286434 [Report] >>149291610 >>149293891
>>149286403
Holy shit, he really didn't win shit after he said that.
Anonymous Canada No.149286439 [Report] >>149287171
>>149286187
Did the bacteria in your gut not know how to react to clean water? I'm assuming you had a tub of water you shat into and that's why the rest of the month was fine, yeah? Should've come within the last couple years, lots in idians around now, shit is flowing.
Anonymous Poland No.149286454 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
Poisoned by PSG
Anonymous Argentina No.149286510 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
Schreder won
Anonymous United States No.149286586 [Report] >>149295379
Sick from eating tranny ass.
Anonymous Spain No.149286598 [Report] >>149295379
Too much tranny sex
Anonymous Brazil No.149286689 [Report] >>149293997 >>149295407
i knew one day he would shine
Anonymous Brazil No.149286739 [Report]
vax
Anonymous Argentina No.149286777 [Report] >>149286792 >>149287944
>>149286403
yeah, the single greatest mufa in footy history
Anonymous Australia No.149286792 [Report]
>>149286777

trips of truth
Anonymous France No.149286818 [Report] >>149295265
>>149286086 (OP)
American food is literally poison
Anonymous United States No.149286896 [Report]
>American Hospitals
Real Madrid is gonna go bankrupt
Anonymous Peru No.149287026 [Report]
>>149286355
Based gokubro
Anonymous Spain No.149287041 [Report]
>jirenrat falseflagging
Anonymous Brazil No.149287070 [Report] >>149287458 >>149287558
Its COVID. I had the same a few weeks ago. He will also have mild flu-like symptoms. It will take at least 10 days to recover.
Anonymous United States No.149287171 [Report]
>>149286439
Kek
Anonymous France No.149287409 [Report]
>new coach ask him to stop walking and actually defend
>cant control his sphincter anymore and shit himself frantically
Anonymous United States No.149287458 [Report] >>149287858
>>149287070
Did you have yellow mucus and sore throat? It felt like i couldn't speak on the worst day.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149287519 [Report] >>149290560 >>149294357
>>149286086 (OP)
Bon appetit burgers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149287558 [Report]
>>149287070
>COVID
muh "COVID is just a respiratory illness like the common cold, pneumonia. The common cold is literally a coronavirus
Anonymous France No.149287563 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
msharté
Anonymous France No.149287583 [Report] >>149287745
>>149286086 (OP)
>goes in america
>sharts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149287596 [Report] >>149287745
>be in the USA
>shart your pants
many such cases
Anonymous United States No.149287745 [Report]
>>149287583
>>149287596
shart hive mind
Anonymous Brazil No.149287858 [Report]
>>149287458
yes
Anonymous Spain No.149287944 [Report] >>149288104 >>149296423
>>149286777
Are you forgeting GATO?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149287962 [Report]
tranny fucker bros...
Anonymous Argentina No.149288104 [Report]
>>149287944
cursing a country < cursing a continent
Anonymous United States No.149288155 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)

>Visits US of A
>Immediately gets back broken and put in the hospital

Sad! Many such cases.
Anonymous United States No.149288188 [Report] >>149288267
>>149286086 (OP)
that'll be $59,000,000+tip
Anonymous France No.149288267 [Report]
>>149288188
jej
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149289376 [Report]
*eats Amerifat food once*
Anonymous Poland No.149289729 [Report] >>149289889
>>149286086 (OP)
This is what you get if you eat pizza in sewers.
Anonymous Romania No.149289750 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
He met Dominican trannies
Anonymous Panama No.149289755 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
vax status?
Anonymous Argentina No.149289889 [Report]
>>149289729
Not mention that said pizza was delivered by a giant rat
Anonymous France No.149289936 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
shouldn't have tried the messi burger.
Anonymous Spain No.149290560 [Report] >>149296723
>>149287519
And Trump wants Europe to buy their meat lol
Anonymous United States No.149291337 [Report]
>>149286090
He's fully inoculated though
Anonymous Venezuela No.149291610 [Report] >>149291769
>>149286434
I'm sure he won things in League 1 after that, are you retarded?
Anonymous Argentina No.149291769 [Report]
>>149291610
>Ligue 1 McDonald's formerly known as Ligue 1 Uber Eats
literally nothing
Anonymous United States No.149291926 [Report] >>149293728 >>149294332
Just remember that every Euroqueer that dissues us itt WISHES they were American
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149293728 [Report]
>>149291926
>queers wish they were American
well it would be a good fit for them
Anonymous Bulgaria No.149293808 [Report]
>>149286355
You have to use an enema before tranny anal sex
Anonymous United States No.149293854 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
i would feign illness too if asked to play another couple weeks of soccer after the season ended. dude is ready to lay drunk on the beach judging blowjob competitions and i would be too.
Anonymous Japan No.149293891 [Report] >>149294059
>>149286434
Since then he's won:
2 Ligue 1 with PSG
1 Coupe de France with PSG
2 Coupe des Champions (French super cup) with PSG
A UEFA Super Cup with RM (his debut against Atalanta)
A FIFA Intercontinental Cup with RM (one match against Pachuca)
I think that's it for team achievements.
Anonymous United States No.149293997 [Report]
>>149286689
based. baloteli and bananinha are smiling down from heaven.
Anonymous United States No.149294047 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
It's simply too hot
Anonymous Argentina No.149294059 [Report] >>149294205 >>149294376
>>149293891
so... nothing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149294172 [Report]
>>149286187
lots of people get ill from new bacteria
Anonymous Japan No.149294205 [Report]
>>149294059
I'll let you be the judge of that
Anonymous United States No.149294332 [Report] >>149296070
>>149291926
No they don't
Anonymous Spain No.149294357 [Report]
>>149287519
>...and Europe regulates
Well, thank god
Anonymous Romania No.149294376 [Report]
>>149294059
>if messi chokes in cup de france then cup de france is worthless
Lmaoooo
Anonymous Brazil No.149295195 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
it's 1998 all over again
Anonymous Australia No.149295265 [Report]
>>149286818
>sponsors ligue 1
>poisons it
true
Anonymous Brazil No.149295379 [Report]
>>149286586
>>149286598
>>149286090
I envy him so much guys
Anonymous Brazil No.149295407 [Report]
>>149286689
kek underrated
Anonymous United States No.149295774 [Report] >>149295795
I spent years thinking Mbappe was a made up name like Ngubu, and every time I see Mbappe's name I have to remind myself that he's actually a real person named Mbappe
Anonymous Brazil No.149295795 [Report] >>149295807 >>149295816
>>149295774
Mbappe is a very african name
Anonymous United States No.149295807 [Report]
>>149295795
Hea french and it's a french name
Anonymous United States No.149295816 [Report] >>149296247 >>149296304 >>149296585
>>149295795
Brazilians have some weird ass names too like Lucas
Anonymous United States No.149296070 [Report] >>149296867
>>149294332
Shut up faggot YWNBAE
Anonymous Poland No.149296194 [Report]
>>149286306
it´s more popular in europe than it is in america. one of mbappe´s favourite meals is carpaccio
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149296236 [Report]
>>149286086 (OP)
he doesnt want to play hes going home on holiday
Anonymous Ireland No.149296247 [Report]
>>149295816
>luke
Anonymous Brazil No.149296304 [Report] >>149296351
>>149295816
lucas is a weird name? it's a common latin name.

you know what is really weird? people named dick and chad
Anonymous Brazil No.149296351 [Report]
>>149296304
Anonymous Australia No.149296423 [Report]
>>149287944

he mufated a whole continent
Anonymous Brazil No.149296444 [Report]
>>149286403
brazil 2026 comfirmed, thanks mboppi tranny fuckkker
Anonymous United States No.149296585 [Report]
>>149295816
You stupid nigger that's not even an uncommon name the the US.
Anonymous United States No.149296702 [Report]
>>149286306
One of the first things I ate in France was steak tartare though
Anonymous United States No.149296723 [Report]
>>149290560
I don't get the big idea in having RFK Jr. come out and say American food is full of poison and cancer then simultaneously expect people to want to buy this garbage over Australian or Japanese meat or something
Anonymous United States No.149296867 [Report]
>>149296070
I'm literally European tho and your country is a joke
Can't wait to go back. It's better to delivery packages for Amazon in Germany then work here in an office with my degree