why are euros so weak and pathetic?

>>149286086 (OP)
too much tranny semen in our water in america

>>149286086 (OP)
>american food
LMAO

>sudacas poisoning their ball superiors thinking it will save them

>>149286086 (OP)
I once went to canada for a month and after 3 days my stomach was making me vomit and shit contantly. Whatever they eat north of trumps walls cannot be called food

did he try the american chocolate ?

Americans eat raw meat, that's probably what got him.

>>149286086 (OP)
happy pride month kylian

>>149286086 (OP)
We ain't winning shit this year, aren't we...

>acute gastroenteritis
Funny way of writing ruptured colon.

>>149286337
he literally shat himself

>>149286086 (OP)
Based McDonalds fucking this ninja turtle up

>>149286355
Kek, fuck you man

>>149286086 (OP)
>acute gastroenteritis
I guess the tranny went too hard on him this time

this has seriously been the biggest mufa ever
hes not winning anything ever again right?

>>149286086 (OP)
He's literally gay. He probably has aids

>>149286355
Kek

some joke about him being gay or getting fucked by tranies.

>>149286403
Holy shit, he really didn't win shit after he said that.

>>149286187
Did the bacteria in your gut not know how to react to clean water? I'm assuming you had a tub of water you shat into and that's why the rest of the month was fine, yeah? Should've come within the last couple years, lots in idians around now, shit is flowing.

>>149286086 (OP)
Poisoned by PSG

>>149286086 (OP)
Schreder won

Sick from eating tranny ass.

Too much tranny sex

i knew one day he would shine

vax

>>149286403
yeah, the single greatest mufa in footy history

>>149286777

trips of truth

>>149286086 (OP)
American food is literally poison

>American Hospitals
Real Madrid is gonna go bankrupt

>>149286355
Based gokubro

>jirenrat falseflagging

Its COVID. I had the same a few weeks ago. He will also have mild flu-like symptoms. It will take at least 10 days to recover.

>>149286439
Kek

>new coach ask him to stop walking and actually defend
>cant control his sphincter anymore and shit himself frantically

>>149287070
Did you have yellow mucus and sore throat? It felt like i couldn't speak on the worst day.

>>149286086 (OP)
Bon appetit burgers

>>149287070
>COVID
muh "COVID is just a respiratory illness like the common cold, pneumonia. The common cold is literally a coronavirus

>>149286086 (OP)
msharté

>>149286086 (OP)
>goes in america
>sharts

>be in the USA
>shart your pants
many such cases

>>149287583
>>149287596
shart hive mind

>>149287458
yes

>>149286777
Are you forgeting GATO?

tranny fucker bros...

>>149287944
cursing a country < cursing a continent

>>149286086 (OP)

>Visits US of A
>Immediately gets back broken and put in the hospital

Sad! Many such cases.

>>149286086 (OP)
that'll be $59,000,000+tip

>>149288188
jej

*eats Amerifat food once*

>>149286086 (OP)
This is what you get if you eat pizza in sewers.

>>149286086 (OP)
He met Dominican trannies

>>149286086 (OP)
vax status?

>>149289729
Not mention that said pizza was delivered by a giant rat

>>149286086 (OP)
shouldn't have tried the messi burger.

>>149287519
And Trump wants Europe to buy their meat lol

>>149286090
He's fully inoculated though

>>149286434
I'm sure he won things in League 1 after that, are you retarded?

>>149291610
>Ligue 1 McDonald's formerly known as Ligue 1 Uber Eats
literally nothing

Just remember that every Euroqueer that dissues us itt WISHES they were American

>>149291926
>queers wish they were American
well it would be a good fit for them

>>149286355
You have to use an enema before tranny anal sex

>>149286086 (OP)
i would feign illness too if asked to play another couple weeks of soccer after the season ended. dude is ready to lay drunk on the beach judging blowjob competitions and i would be too.

>>149286434
Since then he's won:
2 Ligue 1 with PSG
1 Coupe de France with PSG
2 Coupe des Champions (French super cup) with PSG
A UEFA Super Cup with RM (his debut against Atalanta)
A FIFA Intercontinental Cup with RM (one match against Pachuca)
I think that's it for team achievements.

>>149286689
based. baloteli and bananinha are smiling down from heaven.

>>149286086 (OP)
It's simply too hot

>>149293891
so... nothing

>>149286187
lots of people get ill from new bacteria

>>149294059
I'll let you be the judge of that

>>149291926
No they don't

>>149287519
>...and Europe regulates
Well, thank god

>>149294059
>if messi chokes in cup de france then cup de france is worthless
Lmaoooo

>>149286086 (OP)
it's 1998 all over again

>>149286818
>sponsors ligue 1
>poisons it
true

>>149286586
>>149286598
>>149286090
I envy him so much guys

>>149286689
kek underrated

I spent years thinking Mbappe was a made up name like Ngubu, and every time I see Mbappe's name I have to remind myself that he's actually a real person named Mbappe

>>149295774
Mbappe is a very african name

>>149295795
Hea french and it's a french name

>>149295795
Brazilians have some weird ass names too like Lucas

>>149294332
Shut up faggot YWNBAE

>>149286306
it´s more popular in europe than it is in america. one of mbappe´s favourite meals is carpaccio

>>149286086 (OP)
he doesnt want to play hes going home on holiday

>>149295816
>luke

>>149295816
lucas is a weird name? it's a common latin name.

you know what is really weird? people named dick and chad

>>149296304

>>149287944

he mufated a whole continent

>>149286403
brazil 2026 comfirmed, thanks mboppi tranny fuckkker

>>149295816
You stupid nigger that's not even an uncommon name the the US.

>>149286306
One of the first things I ate in France was steak tartare though

>>149290560
I don't get the big idea in having RFK Jr. come out and say American food is full of poison and cancer then simultaneously expect people to want to buy this garbage over Australian or Japanese meat or something

>>149296070
I'm literally European tho and your country is a joke
Can't wait to go back. It's better to delivery packages for Amazon in Germany then work here in an office with my degree