OFFICIAL Inter Miami vs Porto MATCH THREAD #1

kick off in 2 bongs and 58 bings

>>149287454 (OP)
I hate women

>>149287477
why?

Is this all some kind of psyops or paid botting?
Nobody ever cared about this fake tournament and now it's spammed non-stop.
>>149287477
I'm sure they hate you more

>>149287505
ok anon we get it, no one cares about this tournament

happy now?

Odds: Betclic

Odds: Betano

>>149287454 (OP)
who is this

>>149287454 (OP)
Sadly she's a race traitor

>>149287646
IG: abrunamagalhaes

also lmao at psg fans being forced to watch their game in the middle of the night

Injuries: Porto

Injuries: Inter Miami

previous game cancelled because a cloud showed up

Lineups

Inter Miami

Porto

CAM ON MESSI

>>149289287
Not so fast chud

Porto starting 11

>>149289286
Whoa

>>149289359
TOTAL
IBERIAN
DOMINATION

>>149289359
>Portugal vs latinx people
kek

Its surreal that they just let Inter Miami play this
Everybody knows mls had playoffs yet Infantino went running to give them the spot lmfao

>>149289462
everything for pissi

i hope this is rigged for an inter miami win

funny how all the media on inter miami's twitter account is in spanish lmao

>>149289541
it probably is if we're being honest

> 2025
> 1 billion cup
> every second game and it’s mass evacuation the moment clouds show up

>>149289632
that was actually insane
there's no way to justify that
I just hope the world cup won't be like this

>>149287477
based

The Miami v Porto game is in a dome, so at least the couple of clouds in the sky right now won't stop anything.

>>149289700
might as well do all the games in underground stadiums

LIKE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
GOD DAMN IT'S SO EXCITING
IT HITS YOU LIKE A HAMMER
GOD DAMN
https://youtu.be/PTNzuBh6zTg

>>149289795
https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?si=xOG45AUcS6p8Ppfz

LETS GO PORTOBROS

>>149290112

SOU, SUPER DRAGÃO EU SOU, PARA TODO O LADO EU VOU, SÓ PARA TE VER GANHAR

poorto will embarrass europe again

>35C outside the stadium
holy kek

Has Messi ever played Porto?

>>149290317
yes he has

>>149290317
First first match as a pro was against them actually. Lost 2-0.

>>149290284
It's 27C in atlanta right now but it's an indoor stadium so it doesn't matter as much

Upset

>>149290361
yeah dazn lied again

>>149290372
OH VEY

do i need to reset my passwords bros
pls help

Fuck messoy

>>149287477
incel

THEY'RE HERE
THEY'RE THERE
THEY'RE EVERY FUCKING WHERE
EMPTY SEATS
EMPTY SEATSSSSSSSSSSSS

MESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>149290459
Deported fanbase, please understand.

>>149290410
4chan chuds WISH they could bait as good as these women

>>149287477
this, so much this

>>149290410
Holy wall, this has to be ironic

Grim

>>149287505
have you been in the threads? it's just /int/ based footy shitposting

Top LeL hardly anyone there to watch pissi midgetini. God bless the USA

>stadium almost empty
holy fucking kek

>>149290484
>Listing a bunch of unrealistic shit.
>Good bait.

>>149287454 (OP)
Serious question, why the godforsaken Juventus and not Inter or Inter Miami, for example?

No messi ?

>>149287454 (OP)
what did infantino mean by this

FC Porto, nicknamed "The Dragons", is one of Portugal's most successful and storied football clubs. Founded in 1893, it's the only Portuguese club to win the UEFA Cup/Europa League, UEFA Super Cup, and the Intercontinental Cup. Porto also holds the record for most consecutive Primeira Liga titles (five) and has a strong European pedigree, winning the European Cup in 1987 and the Champions League in 2004.

>>149290507
>unrealistic
good bait

>>149290508
They have a lot of Americans in their squad for a big club. Maybe that played a part.

>>149290516

Is buyfagging vidya cucked now?

>>149290507
how is any of that unraelistic

>individual walkouts
Wish players hadn't been ordered to walk out like robots.
Robbed of the anime and purowres kino some of these autists must be dying to do.

britbros its so fucking hot im dying
pls send cornetto

>>149290536
If you do all of that shit she's looking for you are in the 1% of men.

>>149290547
depends
if you buy anything switch 2 related yeah

>>149290508
why are you jewish?

How many today for Messi, lads?

Post Miami sluts edition

terrible OP, i almost didn't find the thread

Messi bros, where is everyone?

Suarez fuck off

>Andres Cantor
ffs match ruined

Bro you could hear a pin drop in Atlanta. At least the hundred dedicated Porto supporters are trying.

>>149290549
>5''11
Literally taller than 99% of all men.
>Responds to texts in under 2 hours.
Realistically you won't be available at all hours throughout the day.
>Pays for dinner.
Cuck shit.
>Makes a plan.
Vague and could be used against you.
>Liberal but can lift.
Most men are right leaning.
>Has a passport.
Who the fuck travels abroad nowadays, for what purpose?
>Pretends to listen...
Meme point.
>6 figure salary.
The most unrealistic of all.

>>149290616
Someone saw a cloud

>match already 5 minutes in
>still no match thread
dead cup

>>149290641
lmao

>andres cantor on the call in english
I thought he was with telemundo/NBC or is that a spanish only contract

>messi held back even by fucking suarez now

>>149290616
me on the left

slow ahh suarez

ERA

THE FIX IS IN LADS

Can the american commentator on my illegal stream suck messi off any harder?

BENULDY

soft era

lmao

kwab

Pessi sisters...

era

>>149290552
I really think if one does it, others will follow it.
We just need the pioneer

era desu

EL VAR SINSO

why the fuck are they announcing penalties on voice?

>>149290459
>Miami team vs Portuguese team in Atlanta
This should have been expected, why not play it in Miami?

era

ERA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wtf is this dumb announcing the decision

BENULTYYYYYYYYYYYY
PESSI PESSI PESSI

WHY DO THEY HATE MESSI

INCOMING 7-1

RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

SHAME ON UEFA RIGGITINI

PENULTY

penaldo on the var room

no riggi?

>pissi

riggi bros... our powers aren't the same anymore...

Final decision penalty kick

era

benuldy :DD

>>149287454 (OP)
Don't post that girl

wait inter miami's manager is mascheano?

the little dictator.

kek

>>149290688
The same reason they are doing individual player intros, refcams, and ads during subs. To appeal americans.

missed

We porto or inter?

>>149290689
I'm from Miami and I wish Inter would get dissolved and disappear

>MemeLS
KEK!

Messi will finish this tournament with the same number of goals as me

This Inter Miami team looks like a Barca retirement home

KWAB

>>149290721
gordinha saudavel

Fuck, that was close

KAMUI

NO ERA

Miami Beach sisters.......

I hate soft pens like this

VAI TOMAR NO CU MIAMI
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AQUI É PORTO PORRA

>>149290733
The little dictator

Close, but no cigar for pessis

>>149290732
Big if true

uefa penalttini

What a shit penalty. Lucky the keeper also shat himself.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

Ummm I thought ngubus couldn't score penalties.

Wait we're still playing that goal music? Fucking hell, it's like an early 2010s song no? Why don't we get something better

>>149290721
scran

Spain's front 3 is looking scary

uwaaaaaaaaaah this is gonna be 10 - 0

>>149290771
>>149290774
Good enough for me

Does anyone actually want miami to win?

>>149290769
It's when they're also english that the penalty miss rates skyrocket

>>149290769
GOATED

>>149290782
4-1

>>149290780
Scarily prone to take your wallet.

>>149290780
I think you mean "ugly"

its over

>>149290733
the pink uniforms also give them that "tropical retirement" vibe

>>149290780
Hide your wallets

>>149290785
Benfica fans probably

headloss

>>149287454 (OP)

>samu omoridion using his mom's surname (Aghehow) instead of his father's

He stopped during the penalty, not valid

>>149290782
We can only hope. No one likes messifc

>>149290780
Wtf Amadora is in Spain?!?

How did Messi convince Inter Miami to buy An aging Luis Suarez with both his knees exploded? This is all one big humiliation ritual for him.

>>149290801
Holy shit, Messi and Makhachev look similar

got the shits lads

Suarez is such a fatass
He is just so slow now

>>149290813
You can stop during the walk, just not mid-swing.

pissibros....

>>149290827
snap a pic for us

skipped era

>>149290821
He used the messi card

>>149290785
My team isn't here so I just want whatever result is the funniest (miami losing)

>>149290830
>now

Can't they give a mobility scooter to Suarez? He'd move faster in one of those.

Bros anyone with the webm from the penalty foul?

>referees after they watch a VAR replay

>>149290843
kek what a retard

>>149287879
kek why is the putfire guy doing a hadouken

>>149290840
Will do mate brewing up a good one

>>149290855
Surely FIFA can't have messi being eliminated in the group stage

How will they rig it?

>>149290834
strap him to a pole in the middle of the field during a thunderstorm anyway

>miami shits their pants and fumbles the ball with the slightest bit of pressing
Good thing pressing is what Porto does well, right? haha..

>>149290801

>Anselmi
He used to manage my club before going to Porto

Im a brazilian and i say: kill them all!!!!!

>>149290865
>How will they rig it?
Cloud of doom.

>>149290821
he is taking pills for it bro

>>149290865
Rigging is currently in the works. They will definitely come up with something to save Riggi.

turns out it's a bad idea to have messi as forward if no one from your team can get the ball to him

>>149290880
Where can I find women who look like that

>>149290880
River also offered to pay for the treatment if Barca didn't.

>>149290901
Literally everywhere.

>>149290901
Miami

>>149290901
Little Havanna

Could he save Inter Miami by completing the MSN trio?

>Suarez

>>149290894
he can't play with this son but he can play here

KWAB

>suarez

>Rat King
How the mighty have fallen.

Retire you fat fuck

>suarez

Looks like Messi is actually trying. This game could be closer than expected.

LMFAO washed

>subites

>>149290901
w-why are you asking

>>149290641
> Someone saw a cloud

>this fucking match
Lmao what a bunch of shitters

>GIVE ME KENTUCKY DOLPHINS, KANSAS BEAVERS, ALASKA ALLIGATORS, SOUTH DAKOTA SQUIRLLES

SUARLOLEZ

Starting to feel bad for messoy. His teammates are genuinely garbage.

>>149290862
It's a kamehameha actually

damn, suarez has no legs left

>>149290970
he can still produce with the ball on his feet

>>149290984
His own fault for inviting them.

Messi forced Suarez to play. You can tell Suarez doesn't care anymore, but the paycheck is too good.

>>149290974
lmao

descansa Lio mio
Luisito tiene que ganarle al Porto

>>149287454 (OP)
she's not pretty

Good god, Inter Miami are so bad. 40 year old Messi is the only one trying.

Soares is so over

Is the tiebreaker gd or h2h?

>>149290984
It's on himself. He could've went to Argentina.

>>149290995
He just wants to have fun playing with his friends tbf.

>>149291003
kek

>>149291004
prove it

>>149290973
cuz i like tortas

>>149290995
This

> suarez

>>149290977
>Alaska alligators

Kek

>>149290819
Amadora mentioned

>>149291013
I know, but at some point you stop having fun as Suarez wastes the 10th chance you created for him.

is it me or suarez is kinda bad?

>>149290977
Those team names would be too based for MLS.

>>149291027
I mean I don't think age affects finishing right? So this is just suarez having a shitter moment. He barely had to run for that ball

>>149290769
the ngubus in Portugal are CLUTCH at penalties (see Nuno Mendes in the final)

messibros

>open your front door
>blocks your path
Wat do?

>>149291060
He can barely run

>>149290865
It always depends on how Infantino feels that day.

>>149290894
All jokes aside Suarez should take this more seriously. Maybe give a phone call to Batistuta for some post-retirement stories.

>>149290953
Playing with his son doesn't guarantee him $1.5M a year.

will the miami geriatrics take cocaine on halftime to keep on running?

>>149291060
He couldnt keep up with the ball speed and had to shoot. You can see trying hard as fuck to run in this attack

>>149291069
>7% in contest
What is this meme? They only do this in FIFA competitions

Cant stop cringing at this semen slurping. Messi is leaking sperm all over the field but the Portuguese are genetically crafted by god himself to suckle semen. Shit game

>>149291019
here you go

>>149291073
*unzips penis*

>Messi when he's not playing against Bayern Bakersfield or Phoenix & Hove Albion:

>>149291073
>not asian
slam it immediately

>>149291073
>y-you too

>>149291073
How did you get into my building?

>>149291073
Avoid eye contact and awkwardly shuffle past them

>>149291073
these are men

>>149291088
Why isn't this GIF moving?

>>149291077
with Push it to the Limit playing on the locker room

You arent a man

>>149291106
Works on my machine

>>149291073
unload my shotgun as i scream I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>149291106
I remember my old computer stopped playing GIFs before it died

>>149291073
Say, "Er can I help you?"

Porto are actually shit
the worst Porto in 30 years meme might be true

>female commentator

Can someone help me bros? I have to mute my stream

>>149291073
>fake ass plastic surgery cunts

>messi’s performance will be rated 8/10
Riggi

>>149287454 (OP)
Gostosa

You know they want to rigg it so bad for Messoy. This guy's whole career is a series of pathetic riggings


Porto is cooked. If Porto manages to win then Palmeiras will get rigged. 100%

>>149291128
Stop being poor

>>149291133
kek, already at 7.3

>>149291128
Just watch on TNT, they don't have all the game but they have this one

>>149290808
thanks for the webm, i missed this shitshow

>>149291137
I'm expecting a cheeky riggitoni in the 45 and the 89th

>>149291073
i fucking hate women so much it's unreal

boring

Pessoy riggitini

>>149291073
ugly and fake asf.

>>149290974
>Americans
>Weather
They're a thing. Don't try to understand it.

>>149291127
This is the worst Inter Miami of all time so it's all fair.

Would it have killed Miami to have some fucking Ultras here? God damn it's quiet.

Mora looks like a worse version of Joao Felix

>>149291143
Crazy how little he has to do to win anything
Fucking midget

this match seems to be over
porto will probably score 1 or 2 more goals
next match will be another 7-0 clash

Little Lionel is a messy mess.

Booger detected

>>149291092
for me it's atletico milwaukee

Couldn't Inter Miami buy two-four 7/10 old-ish offensive midfilder or striker? This team is way too amateur, excluding Messi.

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>149291154
Ive recently decided I don't hate females. They're not equal to men, but I dont hate them. Also they shouldn't be able to vote. Too emotional

>a north korean neighbour is screaming in the very early morning again

>>149291165
on the contrary. Joao Felix looks like a worse version of Mora

Thanks for the save, negro.

>>149291175
EWWW

era

Does Alba not play for miami anymore?
Him getting destroyed would make this much more fun

>>149291182
Sorry, sir, only boomers and shit Argentinians are allowed.

era penal

ERA

>>149291190
Kim launching rockets?

>Ref POV
Why hasn't FIFA done this earlier? Yeah I'm thinking this is kino.

What minute will the bullshit penalty be given to Miami to help them tie the match? Winner gets a prize

>>149291175
Nosferatini?

>>149291182
Half of this team are Messi’s friends

>>149291190
I have a Ukrainian neighbor who screams in the middle of the night because he got PTSD and wakes everyone in the building up. war is fucked

>>149291217
>
>

>>149291190
What are North Koreans like?

>>149287661
tnx

>>149291223
Yep

>>149291223
Welcome to FC amigo

>>149291224
>ukraine
>white

Im more sympathetic to him

>not watching
>check score
>Porto up 1

audible kek

>>149291224
Same but at work
Middle aged ukie woman
wtf is wrong with them?

wait a minute

>>149291246
what's funny about that?

CAN'T SCORE

messi is shit now bros wtf

>>149291246
and it was a pen, against riggitini himself! can you believe it?

kino murderball

I CAN'T SCORE

>>149291257
see >>149291261

they're just too old

>>149291252
She just screams randomly in the middle of work?

>>149291246
It's boring and the only goal was from a penalty

>>149291190
Based rooster chad

Claudio Ramos is being the MVP of the team this tournament desu

>porto leading
they are beating the worst porto of all time allegations

>horrible shot
>kino save

What the fuck did I just watch

>>149291277
Yes, it's disturbing

>>149291221

>>149291205
He's injured

>>149291255
checked
NO ERA

where can i watch the game in germany? DAZN isnt showing it for some reason

Ronaldo is watching and laughing Messi bros...................its over

>>149291301
Proof or kill yourself

This is my first time every watching soccer, I thought this messi guy was supposed to be good? I'm confused

>>149291175
my nigga looking like an evil entity

I'm at the stadium and they will literally not stop doing crowd shots here while the ball is in play.

Cucktinni

inter Miami will score soon lads

>>149291182
Unironically, before Messi and Suared they hired a young striker who's in this top 5 (all-time goalscorers) and they chose to sold him and keep suarez.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF_2tuW0VKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2g7iRyHwmw

Thanks to AI soon i will out of job :(

THIS PERSON ABOVE ME SMELLS LIKE POOPOO HAHAHHAHAHA. I HATE TROONS AND EVERYRHINF INGOLCED. THERE IS A MASSIVE PROBLEM HERE
>BASED
>FUCKING BASED
>JKEK
>I THOUGHT BRAZIL URUGUAY ARGENTINA ARE WHITE KEK
>WHY IS ECUADOR SO BLACK.JPG?

REPLY TO THIS OR YOUR MOTHER DIES.^^^&&&&&&&&
LOFS OF REPLIES SINCE YOURE AFRAUD OF HER DYING HAHA
TRUMP WILL GET RID OF THE MEXICANS. THEY REFUSE TO LEAVE THOUGH
ha now I will post ******EDGY WEBM****** >MooOOOooOOOODS!!!xD

WHY THW FJCK DID NEY RETUEN TK BRAZIK? SHOULDNT HE BE IN EUROPE

MASSIVE FUCKING FAIL. ITS PARR OF HIS CAREER

>BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>SERGIO RAMOS TO MEXICO XDDD
>WHY

IS IT TRUE THAT MORE BRAZILIANS ARE BLACK THAN WHITE?
(YOU) ARE LIKELY RETARDED DRUG ADDICT

JAPAN WILL WIN THE NEXT WORLD CUP

WHY FOES SOUTH AMERICA SMELL LIKE DOODOO
IS FRANCE EVEN IN EUROPW? WHY DID THEY WIN THE EURO

WHY DOES MEXICO NOT PLAY IN SOUTH AMERICA???
DOOOOOOOOOGGWEEEEEEEEE ELONG MUSK KS THE GOD EMPEROR OF THE WORLD

WHAT THE FUJ ISNTHEN CLIB WORLD CUP >BASED >BASED >BASED

BASED REFCHADS RISE UP. MESSI WONT WIN

>>149291308
Soccer is boring, gotta entertain the crowd somehow

>shithousery
I thought Europeans didn't care???

[-]

CHIMPOUT

CHIMPOUT

CHIMP OUT

>>149291285
This is the worst IM since Covid

I like the Brazilian teams most so far they play nice football and the fans are fun

> P O R T O

>>149291320
Sorry to hear that nazibro

>Ronaldo is still scoring against Germany and Spain
>Messi struggling to score in a friendly against a B tier team
grim

I wouldn0t even mind if they rigg it for messi, he deserves a better team, i guess this is just his 'playing with my friends' phase

>>149291320
I blame capitalism

>>149291304
He is semi retired at this point
Still good skill wise but only when he displays semi short bursts of energy before he gets tired and starts walking around the pitch again

>>149291323
>>149291324
ehhh

>>149291336
How big is her benis?

>>149291332
>>149291333
>>149291334
>
>
>

the miami backline is grim as shit lmao

>>149291318
They got rid of him to guarantee that Suarez could start every match.

>Poto

>>149291073
stab them in the ribs with my pocket knife and rape until the last drop of oxygen leave their lungs before the die

>>149291320
Thanks to AI I have a job

>>149291339
Starmer posted this btw

>>149291339
I dont believe in this

first time watching pissoy's gay team
they suck

>>149291318
Campana was awful, too lanky and even worse than Suarez

>>149291368
>Based schizo chilebro

vamos inter de retirement homes

We are going to watch the rig of the century either today or vs. Palmeiras. Can't wait

>we are still topping the group
get your shit together portofags

how do you

cry more for me faggot

pissidona-sisthas.....we have to unlock the riggi before it's too late

>>149291320
thanks to AI the loli threads of /b/ are pure gold

time to chocke porto

>inter's best effort is hoping pissi dribbles past 5 defenders

>Suarez
>Busquets
>Jordi Alba
Surprised he didn't sign Pique as well. Bro is creating a squad entirely of Barca's retirement party.

Question for Americlaps
Would anorher mlsoy team perform better than lossing all their 3 matches?

>>149291386
Who are you talking to

chimping+cant score

>>149291398
pique is not on good terms with pessi so it's not happening

Every time I think I cant hate inter miami more, they make me hate them more

That black Porto guy is surprisingly fast for his size. He's like an un-elite Lukaku.

>bola no preto e corre
/tugão/ were right.

>Miami constantly seeking to break through with direct passing
>2/4 of their attackers are paralyzed elderly
Yeah, no, Messi is still beautiful to watch but this team is terrible.

>>149291405
Into the Fray

trollpost

>>149291352
Pessoy has been walking around the pitch since 2010

TROLLPOST

>>149291320
>job

>>149291375
I'm not telling he was a top striker but he meets these >>149291182
parameters and current suarez is worst than Inter's Campana

JUST

>>149291401
miami already drew vs. al ahly

>>149291320
same. and they are even using us to train the fucking thing, it feels like cattle on feed walking towards the final stage

>TROLL POST

omds

This Samu guy is very good.
Why doesn't he play for Spain?

Trollpost

>>149291320
>ai is literally gave me a job
Skill issue I guess

Why did Miami get a spot at the CWC?

>>149291409
Why? Did he fuck Antonella too?

>>149291390
>tp
>tf

>>149291401
You talking about LA? Because Miami already has a point.

>>149291430
anime

Is it true that Messi is literally retarded?

wtf, i thought dazn was free to watch?

>>149291443
Morata needed the call up more.

>>149291363
It was too obvious
Also Campana got tired he was Higuain replacement and after that Suarez replacement
Campana's family is wealthy as f. So I wouldn't be surprised if he retires early and return to run some business

kwab

pissi

messi needs a better team

>>149291467
it is, don't click on the one that says PREMIUM

LMAAAOOOO PISSI

>>149291073
VALORANT LAN PARTY LET'S GOOO

Problem for Pissi is that his team is proper shit. They'd be up by a few goals by now from pissi assists alone if he wasn't playing for a washed elderly home.

Game is boring shit

>>149291401
San Diego and Philadelphia are good right now, maybe them.

Friday tomorrow bros hope the day goes quick and you can enjoy some nice cold beers after

>>149291474
He almost hit it too well

>>149291484
is that a bruise or a retarded tattoo

>>149291450
no idea why but I think pique wanted him to leave barca around 2023 and pessi didn't like it

how many times will they milk jurassic park

We're on goal difference here. Inter Miami have to hold 1-0.

>>149291450
https://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2023/02/04/63de26aee2704edb878b459c.html
messi upset pique told the board to not renew the billionaire contract with him because he was too old

>>149291481
>>149291475

>>149291489
cheers

>tfw there are cheerleaders in my dazn ad
totally haram

What's Bessi saying in the locker room right now?

why aren't they playing in Miami?
All Seattle's games are at home

>>149291363
IMO I think Campana was just unlucky af, even his own national team mates refused to pass to him when he used to play for Ecuador because they hated his guts for some reason

>>149291527
Camera wowo

>>149291450
The Barcelona locker room was broken. Ter Stegen, Pique and de Jong vs Alba, Busquets and Messi.

>>149291522
VOLUMES

>>149291516
this
Coming second and playing Botafogo will be difficult.

NANANANANANA NA NANA

>>149291558
Batman

>>149291558
NANANANANA NA NANA

>>149291532
Seattle qualified
miami was just "chosen" as the host nation's rep.

>>149291525
hmm cheerleader harem

>>149291522
>Dios, porque Suarez is so basura?

>>149291571
>miami was just "chosen" as the host nation's rep.
More like riggitoni'd as the nations rep

>>149291522
>No clouds? Not a single one? Ah, shit...

>cwc
>nurburgring qualifying
>cs2 major
All at the same time I'm overwhelmed

>>149291532
now i'm imagining, in a future cwc hosted in argensimia, boca losing 4-0 against barcelona pr some shit at the bombonera with the stadium filled with crying bosteros

>>149291503
Tattoo

>>149291597
is franz hermann running the nurburgring?

>>149291595
jej

>>149291590
Suarez explicitly said that he was leaving the Brazilian league because he didn't have the physical condition to play anymore and that he was going to the MLS.

>female commentators
>they're br*t*sh and ugly as sin
No wonder no one is watching

>>149291570
What's my name? What's my name?

Brazilbros, im going to rio in a month. I want to pay some whores for sex. How do I not get baby trapped or robbed by a black guy?

>>149291564
LEADER

>>149291592
Why didn't they invite Ronaldo's team?

>>149291558
>>149291570
This shit being played all the time is getting annoying.

>>149291619
https://www.riorelax.com.br/shemales-rio-de-janeiro/

>>149291614
He also said he had to take multiple pills before every match. Can't believe they gave him a contract.

>>149291571
It's normal to have a host nation representative for this tournament but MLS has multiple championships and they changed which one would fill the host slot at the last minute bc it had shitssi

>DAZN coverage
>main announcer can barely fucking speak English, with very strong Hispanic accent
>woman talking at halftime can barely even fucking speak, period
Fucking commies.

>>149291630
>shemale
Kys

slow thread

>>149291619
>get baby trapped or robbed by a black guy?
This sort of stuff does not happen here when it comes to prostitution. But bear in mind that if you do not pay for the sex you will get murdered

Halftime baddiedem

>>149291647
infantino in shambles

British&irish lions vs Argentina tomorrow argiebros 23 bongs set your alarm

>>149291619
>How do I not get baby trapped or
Don't pay whores for sex

>robbed
The same as everywhere else. Don't walk alone at night, don't wear expensive clothing or jewelery, don't walk in deserted streets, don't go to dangerous neighborhoods, don't use your cellphone in public.

>>149287454 (OP)
>the big pharma stare
Why are zoomer sluts like this?

>>149291647
I think slagposters got banned

>>149291646
https://fatalmodel.com/travestis-transex-transgenero-rio-de-janeiro-rj

Those american club mini documentaries for DAZN are some proper cringe

>>149291647
almost as if this competition is irrelevant

>>149291679
Left

lol they just filmed some domestic violence

fucking bitch, what did that cute loli even do????

>>149291654
Im not black. I'll pay the whore. Funny enough a lot of prostitutes in the US have a "no blacks" rule since they never pay or try to get sex cheaper. Even black whores do this

>>149287659
if you mean she fucked blacks, probably, but she fucked half of portugal already, her podcast is basically her talking about the guy she got with on that week, but she is funny

>>149291701
White mother with little mutts, what else did they expect

>>149291661
>British&irish
Holy pleonasm

>>149291619
>pay for sex
Don't.
>baby trapped
You should be more worried with not getting drugged by them.
>robbed
As long as you don't go anywhere you shouldn't go, all you should look out for is usual petty theft. Watch your pockets if you're somewhere very crowded, or ideally have a shoulder bag with you or something.

>>149291680
>transvestis
Kys again

>>149291623
American hosting and messi is pessi, but baldie tried to get Ronaldo onboard anyway.

>match comes back on
>shows 2 mid females on their phones

Checks out

>>149291721
Dont get taxi in rio. Only uber bro.

Also, if you're going to fuck a prostitute you should probably be wearing a condom. If you're not, a mulatto son is going to be the least of your problems.

No halftime slags? Sad.
Be teh change you want to see in the world, I guess

>>149291718
Why not pay for sex? Is it a bad idea in Rio? Ive heard many good stories

>Slagposting is nonexistent in this thread
based mods. this is a SFW board

im 27 years old and dont have a gf

messimessimessimessimessimessimessimessimessi
t. the current footage producer

>>149291712
>I'll pay the whore
Good, then you will have no problems. Pimps don't want to ruin their businesses.

RECYCLE

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>>149291757
I’m 38 and twice divorced

>>149291261
Almost as if he doesn't actually get help from the refs and the accusations are from sore losers. Crazy thought.

>>149291745
I don't see why you'd fuck a whore instead of just downloading Tinder or something.

>>149291261
2 pens against him in 2 games. They really don't want the GOAT to embarrass their european sponsors.

>>149291745
Visit vila mimosa at rio

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Europe= fraud

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KINO

This result has to stand and Palmeiras will play for a draw against MessiFC

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