>this frightens the American

lmao mutts

I KNEEL

next world cup is gonna be a shitshow

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>>149288840
>footy then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzdLg-vG8RI
>footy now:
pic related
What the fuck happened?

Unbelievable, Geoff.

This is an excuse to extend commercial breaks in the middle of a match, burgers are jewing us all.

We're doing the best we can , stop bullying us

>>149288972
clown cup in clown country

Kek, you can already tell how the 2026 WC is going to play out

>blue sky with a big cloud
oh no!

>thirdies used to their lawless violent shitholes where people's lives are put at risk for lightning just so they can watch their murderball
eat shit favelaoid
and watch your back in the British isles

>>149288966
Is this real?

>record heat wave across the US
And this Mickey mouse tournament officially has another asterisk

>>149288980
dazn is just showing the stadium constantly

>make stadiums without roof
>cancel every match when it rains

>>149288972
this along with the 83 people in the stadium sums this tournament up

>>149288901 (OP)
>>149288972
you realize those are thunder/lightning clouds fucking idiots

>>149288937
You just know someone is going to lose a game where they had the momentum in the knockout stage because the match officials saw two clouds in the sky.

>>149288901 (OP)
kek

They dont have the technology to stop lightining like in third world countries? This shit fucks up everyone that is playing

>>149288901 (OP)
>Americlouds

>>149288972
>is that...
>A CLOUD?!?!
better cancel the game boys

>>149289079

>>149289087
>america starts losing
>trumps gives the order to use the cloud canons

>>149289079
oh no, the holy thunderinos

>>149289087
kek, i can see that happening

imagina esses amerigordos jogando no brinco de ouro da princesa que alaga dia sim dia tambem

>>149289012
I don't remember this in '94

>>149289022

>>149289017
>>149289041
Absolutely MALDING kek

Ireland and England have literally never seen a cloud before the sky is gray 100% of the time

>>149289079
to the bunkers boys

>>149289079
I COULDAV DIED OR ALGO

>>>>>>iT'S jUsT a CLouD
The cloud is obviously armed.

>>149289017
>taking pride on being scared of a cloud
This is not the flex you think it is, Patel.

>>149288901 (OP)
Meanwhile in Brazil

>>149289171

>>149288901 (OP)
Egyptian government paid the ref for this...

>>149289017
t.Heinrich Erdogan

>AIEEEEEEEEEEEE WATCH OUT THERE'S A CLOUD

>>149289148
what do you think grey is you fat mong

thirdie dogs don't even care about their own lives

>>149288972
gotta put this in the collage

>>149289171
I love this pic

>>149289253
>only one killed
This is why they have subs

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>>149289110
Americans would allow this too but we get this WITH lightning too

>>149289148
based retard

>>149288901 (OP)
This is a DARPA cloud and while they don't look dangerous, they are. Commoners don't know about them

>>149289253
>>149289289
https://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2024/11/05/jogador-peruano-morre-apos-ser-atingido-por-raio-em-campo.ghtml
>39yo
I doubt it was even the lightning. For all we know, he could've had a heart attack. Players his age struggle to keep up with the intensity of the game.

you gotta understand, there is no 'weather' or 'nature' in europe. it's sterile teletubby land 24/7.

>>149288901 (OP)
The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

ENTER CLOUDREN

>>149289000
sovl

Benjamin Franklin invented the lightning rod in 1752
2025 america is afraid of ...

>>149289184
have you tried shooting it?

>gets in you way

Zoomers don't know about the horror

>>149289320
is that bait? the lightning struck him head on

>>149289311
it's how they hide top secret lizard equipment, is through those clouds

>>149289253
Its more likely to die from slipping on the ground and head trauma than dying to lightning.

>>149288901 (OP)
Reminds me of this.

The game would be over already and no thunder or rain

Crazy how healthy athletes have been getting "struck by lightning" after the shot.

stop being mean to us :(

>>149289446
all the aluminum acid salts in them made them conductive

>>149288937
That's about right considering it's being played in a toilet

>americans don't know what a para-raios is

>>149289373
they probably have ...

>>149289474
They had enough lads.

>>149289446
Why do you think the "vaccine" contains a nano GPS chip?

>it's already over

>>149289474
I hope one day you guys will realize that it's all because of you. Instead of recognizing a ridiculous situation and joining the fun, you always get insecure as hell and try to actually defend and justify the situation, resulting in even more mockery aimed at you.

>this pussy shit occurring in Biden's America
I apologize to our friends around the world

>match suspended

my god fucking americans

Mr.Two Scoops botched another day in office

>>149288972
SARS WEATHER ALERT EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY YOU BASTARD DALITS.

>>149288972
>>149288901 (OP)
why don't they just close the stadium roof? are they stupid?

>>149288972
Holy fucking kek >>149289171
>>149289600

why are they allowed to host the World Cup?

>>149288901 (OP)
kek

>>149288972
Don't they have a region with constant tornados? why do they piss and shart themselves over a nice summer's day?

>>149289245
too bright to the eye sensitive

>>149288901 (OP)
>>149288972
>local continent cannot stop thinking about America

there was lightning within 7 miles of the ground, chuds

>>149288972
>City of 8.5 millions people
>Metro area of 20 millions people
>Can't even get more than 1000 people in the stadium

Are Americans poor?

>>149288901 (OP)
US of A in nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gjLBLgQFkg

>>149289751
>why is the money country allowed to host the Pay Us The Most If You Want To Host Cup?

>>149288901 (OP)
Is it not a FIFA decision? Not our fault

>>149289148
The absolute state.

>>149289905
Maybe it's just soccer....

>>149289989
reddit said US law

>>149290072
Nah, MLB shits the bed too.

>>149289989
It was US federal safety regulations
So 100% your fault

>open thread confused as to why that weather would lead to a delay
>it's soccer
LMAO

American here, currently out on vacation in Rio. I still remember vividly when I was 17 and about to lose my virginity with my high school girlfriend. She got up to shut her room's curtains closed, and when she got to the window she started screaming like crazy. I thought there was a bug, a spider, or something, so I walked up to her and asked what that was about. She just raised her shaky hand and pointed out of the window. Sha had seen a cloud.

>>149289148
american moment

>>149289989
do you really not know about lightning delays in your cunt?
rather common occurrence for handegg and vrooms

>HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CLOUD????? AHHHHH IM LOSING MY FUCKING MINDDDDD CANCEL ALL THE GAMES NOW

>>149289148
I refuse to believe this post was made unironically holy fucking shit there is no way you guys are this stupid

>>149289148
heh, this guy's so dumb - am I right, lads? everyone knows countries don't have eyes

>>149290072
Or not

>>149289148
m-maybe he's colourblind

>>149289148
you people are fucking morons

>>149290305
idk his comment doesn't even read like bait

Europeans don’t know how lightning works? Here we have a detector on every field in the country.

>>149290415

>>149289129
They lose their soul ever since they got rammed by a plane.

this is how americans see a cloud passing over them
https://youtu.be/LGf0uX3VkM8?t=43

>>149290666
checked. Americans think the weather is from satan

>>149289905
will your country ever have a proper name?

>>149290415
holy shit how cold is that

Are they actually coping that the reason the stadiums are empty is because of weather?

>>149290486
so you forgot about THAT match in the euro 2024

>>149290655
oops

>>149289983
>the money country

>>149293448
Gimi

>current nu-football and zoomers are so fragile and buckbroken they cant play when its too hot, raining or windy
>meanwhile old footy would be played on literal mud and water puddles with heavy rain
KWABOTY

>>149289079
No they're not. There are no anvils

>>149289148

>east coasters

>>149294966
my wife

>>149289500
kek, Florida Man never disappoints

>>149300312
kEK

>>149289148
remind me of this

>>149289148

>>149289965
we told you we don't care about this semen slurping sport but no one wanted to listen and people keep pointing to illegal beaners liking it as proof that actual american like it

>>149289148
kek

>>149289148
based and true

>>149289573
>long-winded comment dripping with seethe and insecurity
That’s a eurofag post alright

>>149288901 (OP)
mmm are those clouds edible?

>>149289148
kek

>>149290751
jej

>>149289148
kek this was a good laugh, thank you

>>149289079
This is a lighting cloud. 3 PM in summer.

>>149289148
based

>>149305027
NO

>>149298247
your wife is a lazy slut

>>149293448
>median 110k
>mean 565k
holy grimerald

>>149289148
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>149288972
just close the roof

>>149289148
true

>>149288972
Corrrr, WARRA TURNOUT

>>149294844
Fucking idiot

>>149293448
You accidentally demonstrated his point

>>149298247
tonho o'malley, you have the worst taste, goddamn

>>149288972
this looks like great sportsball conditions

>>149289506
it's fine, they never say no to seconds

>>149308188
>>149310485
bit rude

>>149288901 (OP)
>yes

>>149288966
what happened is leagues make too much money. if you want real sport its needs to be non profit. any for profit league will inevitably be corrupted by profit motives. there are no exceptions

>>149293448
>per capita
Why would that matter in this scenario?

>>149311380
>poor
>also can't read

>>149290491
right in the snow balls

i saw this exact moment during game because it was pouring where i live

I live near MetLife. There were forecasted high winds and severe thunderstorms later in the day, but down in south Jersey, i.e. not anywhere near MetLife. There were some thunder rumbles and a brief downpour near the stadium, but that cleared out in like 30 minutes, and isn't anything that actually needed a match suspension. People are just pussies. I don't think they would have stopped a golf tournament or a baseball game for what we actually got.

>>149311219
kino

>>149309285
capitalism ho

>>149288901 (OP)
KWAB AGAIN

>>149288901 (OP)
LMAO

IT HAPPENED AGAIN LMAO
MUH RAINARINOS

>>149311523
Safety culture when everything's safe just leads to ramped up hysterics like this because humans need to find danger and if there is none will just make situations up

WORLD CUP BROS?

So it happened AGAIN

>>149293448
Now multiple those US numbers by 250 million. Stupid euros

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Israel, , we can blame HAARP, we can blame climate change, we can blame the FIFA

>>149314147
Hey bro I heard some things ur sister was doing safety culture if u know what I mean

>>149290751
kek

>>149314283
kek

>>149289148
lmao you got so many yous from retarded europeans who don't even understand english!