Geelong Cats vs Brisbane Lions
7:40pm AEST
GMHBA Stadium

morning alfies
shall be watching this game (and using this thread)

Good morning alf

WAKE UP NEET SPASTICS

Up and at 'em

>FUGGEN AHH ZEE EEDZ SHIDD D: D:
The absolute STATE of you goyslop consumers. He was "literally" proven correct again. It only remains which teams he will predict (correctly*) will win the football this week.
*Bearing in mind any potential rigging

Apologise.

Wake up Keays-sisters, time to schizopost

St kilda

Interesting discovery last night while flicking around kayo, rugby women are stupidly sexo compared to the ogrettes we have in aflw. What's the cause of this phenomenon?

Why are men so afraid to date trans women?

fuck off nrlsperg, keep your ugly ogres in their cancerous containment general
>this is a "professional athlete" in the NRLELW

>>149295725
>texperkins.jpg

>>149294242 (OP)
fox footy fag op
no soul

how to fix the AFL:
move hawthorn to hobart
move norf to launceston
move the dogs to somewhere in brisbane
move the aints to st peters in sydney
keep the other six vic teams as they are
make gws play at the scg
make the suns play at the gabba

>>149295793
so true

>>149295579
go back to your faggot general faggot

Good Morning /alf, apart from the not-a-doctor shit-eating coomer narcissist and the jeet.

h3h3 is based as fuck

nd35 is based as fuck

>>149296286
Hila is a wicked kike witch

>>149296211
Kek
https://youtu.be/lg0CFUiYkaM?si=5CO6WsYUUIrIDqWs

I’ve stopped prioritising my personal hygiene, feels bad

>>149296316
>>149296358
samefag

JAMES STOP STOP JAMES PLEASE JAMES STOP STOP JAMES JAMES STOP JAMES

I’ve started prioritising my personal hygiene, feels good

it's pretty insane how much better amazon delivery is than australia post

would not feel an ounce of sympathy for james sicily if he got a career ending injury on the field
a grub through and through

>>149296508
this but brayden maynard

>>149296508
this plus luke parker

>>149294242 (OP)
I don't follow AFL but the names of the teams are pretty good not gonna lie. Might have to watch someday.

didn't ask

>>149296521
>>149296535
very fair additions
add steele sidebottom too

Did Eddie McGuire cheat on his wife again?

Hawthorn's AFLW star Tilly Lucas-Rodd undergoes gender affirming top surgery

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-20/tilly-lucas-rodd-top-surgery-first-aflw-player/105432144

archie roberts will be winning the rising star medal for the 2025 season

>>149295579
Already knew this mate

>reposts your meme

>>149297553
Meanwhile AFLW girls

>AFL grand final 2025: Rumours swirl that rock band Foo Fighters could be playing at the MCG

THE BEST bros?

>>149297939
Meanwhil, NRL will announce Jimmy Barnes for the 20th time, a Tina Turner cover band and G-Flip

>>149297553
fat ugly slag you'd only root if desperate from the pub, take it back to your coomer containment general nrlsperg

>>149298086
dont care this is an afl general you appear to be lost (and obsessed) its very tsundere

>>149297939
would be an absolute banger if true

rulesperg are you okay?

This would be an ELITE nickname for a team

>>149297939
MY CHEST MY CHEST MY CHEST MY CHEST

what's "rulesperg" about telling some knuckledragging nrlel fuckhead to go shit up his worthless three post a day general with fat ugly islander women instead of wasting his time here?

I really had my hopes up that Parkway Drive would do the Grand Final after they did the Fox Footy theme. I've been saying for years that they'd be perfect for a pre-game rev up but unfortunately the boomers would have a meltdown and normie girls would get the ick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v4oxxvs8iY
I thought this song was perfectly crafted to play at a Grand Final......

Danger looks the same age as Chris Scott despite being 15 years his junior

GENUINELY hope you all have an awful day. Go crows.

sick to death of online trolls, why are they so cruel?

>>149298433
hope your day is worse with your shit plastic club fuckhead

>The former girlfriend of AFL legend Nathan Buckley has opened up about their “horrible” split, admitting that it left her heartbroken.
Knew Buckley was an arrogant rat. I would treat her, she deserves a guy like me

toby "two in the stink" pink

>>149298514

>>149294242 (OP)
>coons vs kitty cats

Engagement vs wedding day. Of course she blames "medical reasons" for the severe weight gain.

My wife will never blow out

>>149298266
In all fairness posting about nrl in this thread is within the /sp/ rules as it is on topic posting

>>149298558
the chick he left his wife for? oh no, who could've foreseen that wouldn't have lasted

>>149298815
Tim Kelly at Geelong v Tim Kelly at West Coast

>>149299362
this was the chick he left the chick he left his wife for for

>>149299548
even better.

>>149299113
no-one said otherwise champ, that's why it's not rulesperg tier to tell an nrlspastic to fuck off back to his dead general and post his fat ugly islander ogres there instead.

>>149299676
holy based

didn't ask

Fremantle "world beaters" Dockers

>>149299676
He has zero obligation to, your seething cannot make him

man made horrors beyond comprehension

>>149300913
inb4 41%

>>149298558
why do they feel the need to air all this dirty laundry
i mean i know why but it's so lame

>>149300913

>>149300913
so is xhe going to get banned from playing aflw now? they're going to have to address the trans situation sooner or later, what if they start taking test?

i dont take an interest in female sports me

>>149301148
kek
i hate the wikipedia rats that are so desperate to edit and try to rewrite history, looking at how some articles (e.g evola) have changed over the last decade is despicable

>>149301210
its a fucking gold mine lol

>>149300962
fuck off nrlsperg

so JUH is back at the dogs after sydney told him they were no longer interested. mental midget realised his little bratty behaviour and dummy spit has put him on thin ice and is now fighting for his job at the dogs

>>149298439
they are unironically looksmatched

>>149301351
No, stay mad lol

>>149301364
Harry Mckay to the swans is my mail makes sense

>>149301364
it's going to be interesting to see what happens with him, because the dogs seem done with him (and i don't blame them for that) but surely some club will be desperate to take him. have to take a big risk to trade in someone that could be shithouse

>>149298815
Kek my misso has gone through almost the exact same change
(I still love her)

>>149301805
fuck that shit set some boundaries anon

>>149301945
what boundaries have you set with your misso?

>>149301210
>ynr one of wikipedia's core "pillars" is impartial articles but this clearly was forgotten long ago if you look at any article about hecking nazi germany

>>149302013
that we need to have sex at least 3 times a week and if she chunks up too much i'm out.
also got her trained to ask me shit directly instead of playing guessing games for what she wants/needs.

not your 'misso' as you're not married

>>149302118
From memory even articles about highly successful tank commanders and fighter Aves have been removed/heavily edited because even if true then way they are framed paints them in a heroic light instead of condemned for fighting for nazi Germany

Funny how people today are more scared of the nazis than the actual people who fought them were

giant snack pack just $6.95 from kfc

>>149298815
>plays for north
>ugly ranga
>south australian
yeah nice "catch" of an AFL player you got yourself there. I'm soooooo jealous

Closing in on 35 hours without ejaculating. Not sure if I'll beat the previous because I'm going nuts.

>>149303065
>I'm going nuts
That's a good thing you cumbrained plebocrat

>>149302738
s-stop hurting my feelings incel i bet you hate women too chud

>>149297678
This is "literally" nudity.

IF we can post pictures of transmen topless on a public news channel...

THEN it should be acceptable for all women to bare their naked breasts in public

I'm working late
Coz I'm a singer

>>149298186
Yeah if there's one band the plebocracy loves it's the foo fighters. Amazing how they've managed to stay relevant to plebocrats for so long, yet easily forgotten by "literally" every other market.

mcgovern has retired

i get the distinct feeling tonight's game is going to be a stinker

>>149303453
No I love women, me. I like having sex with them

Honestly not really into the footy this year. On average I've watched maybe 1 game a week. 2 at best. Previous years I'd watch 4 or 5. Dunno what it is.

HEEMED into retirement
the gov was a good guy

F

>>149304118
Jewo taking all the Saturday games and your subconcious is starting to understand that it's rigged

>>149304161
I've got kayo mate.

So I can watch them. Just can't be arsed.

>>149304118
feels like there have been more shit games than usual this year, or maybe last year was just better so it feels worse

>>149304183
Yeah but the fox coverage is shit. That's "literally" my point.

>>149304153
Kek, not even his own wishes now the docs can rig your career away

nik cox will be heemed into retirement soon too

@149303908
never reply to me again dungbreath

>dungbreath

ynr pav calling the game when gov was hit saying it wasn't that bad

>Gov retirement announced
>inevitably every article has the last 2 minutes of the 2018 GF in it
>be reminded how kino it was
>reminded how good things use to be
>pain heaped on misery since
also Venables, another 2018 player heem'd out of the game by melbourne

Poofters
Die in eucalyptus fire

>>149304509
and sheppard missed out on 18 because of a heeming

>>149304509
That game was rigged as fuck. That wasn't when things were "good", that's when the rigging was in full motion.

Third igger to be (((medically retired))) in five years

Retired because they all lost their heart

ah yes, it's the jews that are preventing people from CTE

>>149304509
>>Gov retirement announced
trip on Kerr iykwim haha

>>149304477
i don't remember that actually

Priority picks this year or i'm (rory) lobbing molotovs at afl house

>>149304761
based gov

>>149285007
people 100% treat you differently when you wear a full suit it's quite funny

>>149304807
The outcome will very much be dependent on whether or not West Coast withdraw their ATB membership application.

>>149304817
didn't for martin bryant

>>149295579
this has to be satire right
do nrl monkeys really find this coconut attractive?
surely not

>>149305061
How the FUCK can you open that image and not start to get an erection?

Having said that, she's not much better than a lot of AFLW players.

did not expect the spergout about shoes last night kek

>>149305059
how'd he get a gun that was in police custody beforehand then

rugby girls do mog footy girls in the bum department though

prefer perving on super netball girls anyway

for me it's pole vault or speed skating girls

>>149305123
I had sex with someone who played netball for Australia and it honestly wasn't that amazing

for me it's breaking and skateboarding

>>149305123
based
netball players are very hot

>>149304301
good

>>149305225
crisp richo

>>149305207
Let's get slay my liege trending.

>>149305207
it will never be natural to refer to a singular person as 'they'

for me? it would have to be pole vaulters
maybe javelin throwers if you're into muscle mommies that aren't ogres

>>149305272
If we're going to be completely objective it'd be tennis players.

>>149305225
based nonce

tradies across the street have been noisy all fucking day
cunts woke me up at 20 to 6 also

declan mountford missed two games for claremont to go to paris and watch her win gold

your 30 seconds behind now

>>149305225
applied for your last meal yet mate

>>149305287
I mean no, BADMINTON players. "Literally" can't even think right nlq. Took me a hot minute to solve the captcha

>>149305316
>2025
>He can't cross-eye the differences in one shot
ISHYGDDT

>>149305315
i would pay a lot of money for her to sit on my face

>2018
>rigged
yeah, to make collingwood competitive
>only beat 2 teams away from home: freo (14th) crows (12th)
>only beat 1 top 8 team all year in regular season
>played the bottom 4 teams twice
>lost to iggs home, away, in quali and GF
assed into a gf because they played 1 good game all year against tigers in prelim which effectively handed iggs the hip

>>149305315
she was in the year above me at primary school

>>149305315
I'd let her vault my pole iykwim haha

>>149305315
Post more like this please

iggs have the gov presser live on their youtube with no fucking sound
absolute joke of a club kek

>>149305353
next you'll tell me ella roberts was your assigned buddy in year 7

the only reason you like pole vaulters is because they wear skimpy little outfits where you can see their nipple's and camel toes

no it's their big juicy buns mate

>>149305379
how about YOU post some coombait?

>>149305390
unfortunately not the case
i did see her at an aflw game once though

>>149305391
No you fucking plebocrat. It's because to be a pole vaulters you need to have naturally big glutes

>>149305315

corr blimey love me some pole vaulters

i love perky tits with little gum drop nips

>>149295793
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>149305450
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149305450
What about cuties with a nice smile?

Spent $850 to play a game I could've just bought on steam instead...

>>149305494
>Radeon
You pleb

need a big booty latina gf

need a jewess gf with big tits and bum

which is analogous to "fat"
you just want a fat bitch.
we have those here as well. They're just called 'wogs'. you want a fat wog gf with a smaller nose

>>149305589
>>149305616
And I need to cum, but I'm going to hold off to prove how retarded no fap is.

>>149305633
That's not how it works mate.

iggs

>>149298815
grim
GRIM
G R I M

she can still turn it around though

>>149305519
My thoughts exactly.

>>149305633
>which is analogous to "fat"
no it's not you autist

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dPCu8mQZWqU
Who is your favourite Austrian artist alf?

>>149305865
peter kruder and richard dorfmeister

>>149305865
My wife.

>>149305865
Arnold Schwarzenegger

cute girls with big bums

I'll go to see F1 at IMAX

>>149305979
patrician taste

carn the fucken CATTERS

>>149304161
>Jewo
>>>/pol/

the shatters will get raped by the loins, simple as

money is exchanged for goods and services

IF
Geelong put away Brisbane with ease tonight
THEN
It's a Cats vs Pies Grand Final, simple as

>>149306102
Absolutely glorious, would make the interstaters in /afl/ seethe

money is exchanged under the table for goods and services

>>149306139
I watched a documentary once about how a certain criminal gang, might have been Vietnamese in the early 90's, tried to extort Frank Costa and he called their bluff saying if any harm was done to his employees or family, twice that would come down on their heads, and the Viets were so impressed with his balls they left him alone. I can only imagine how much pull he has in the AFL, probably Eddie levels of power but much more quiet.

>>149306081
Why are you targeting me

>>149306172
what are you targeting jews?

>>149306099
how was the prozzie?

>>149306184
Interesting. Every time I get a "ban evasion" ban it usually stems from a post I make regarding Jews.

>>149306205
reinforcement bias

Milktoast footy platitudes?

>>149306215
Nice try mate. I'm on to you.

Shut the fuck up cockhead

prefer small to med titties because those girls are less likely to bloatmaxx

Anyone else finna watch the footy tonight?

>>149306277
Hey buddy.

>>149306307
You might want to address this poster for their misogyny. Or is that not as important as anti-semitism?

Jade Ellenger's beautiful feetww

how is that misogyny you dipshit

jazmin smiths little nips

McGovern dead
Allen dead
Waterman dead
Yeo still dead

>>149306389
don't worry man, the season is already a write-off. Just focus on building and recruiting kids and getting a great deal when Reid fucks off

Kardinia Park will look spectacular decked out in white tonight

>>149306389
At least >we'll have lots of salary cap space to pay harley?

>>149306368
It's not really, but it's on par with referring to Kayo as Jewo.

paxy paxman

>>149306389
>shit for 5 years
>still haven't bottomed out
>trading top draft picks for old cunts
boy am i laughing

yaz durrsma's never had a single hair on her pussy

>>149306416
Going to need a source on that mate.

reality check is not a doctor

boomer here, how long has the AFL put entire match replays on their site the day after? (I rarely watch this sport and just shitpost)

>>149306416
the case for most aussie zoomer girls
very sad when you think about it

>>149306425
like your claims of rigging?

>>149306416
False, my facial hair has been there

>>149304153
opposition forwards and midfields rejoicing
wild that they never worked out that they shouldn't bomb it i50 coz gov just marked everything coming in

robert walls was an hero

so lonely just want to go out and get smashed

>>149306496
>post yfw there are zoomers posting here who were born before this was a meme

>>149306416
>>149306425
Looking at this angle there is no evidence there has been any growth on her mound. Decision on the scoreboard....

ANON'S CALL

>>149306515
>that phone formatting that date
just doeen't feel right
i miss old forum design

>>149306522
crazy how 1cm of cloth is covering her pussy and tits

>blind people footy box
>just feel the game, bro

>>149306515
Kek
Link to thread?

i miss them iggerbros

>>149306522
>when you push your nose between her labial folds and feel the stubble tickling your cheeks
god i miss this feel

>>149306590
Borderline down syndrome man and traitor. What a duo they were.

>>149306347
i'm a misogynist mate

>>149306515
classic stitch up

got jezza to kick 4 for the multi tonight
this was my last $100 so please god get up

>>149306661
Mate... Just do $50 so you get a guaranteed bonus bet refund from SB now you won't get yer cash back

now the tradies are drinking beers on site and loudly chatting/laughing
fucking hell its been 12 hours of this shit

>>149306410
We signed kelly on for another 2 years.

yeah haha just give us $50 and if it loses we will give it back
you will spend it again and totally wont lose it again haha!

>>149306685
i-it's to predominantly guide the beagles a-and only play afl if necessary

>>149306682
mogging officecucks hard

>>149306682
tradies are inconsiderate fuckwits mate get used to it

it's all "me me me me me fuck you i got mine lie cheat steal" with them. absolute scumbags of humans. all of em.

been pishing down no tradies doing work here
malaga tav looms

office wagies don't even knock off early on friday and go to the skimpies can you believe it

>>149306737
they don't even pick up a longy for the way home

>>149296485
>It's pretty insane that a company that functions for profit with standards, expectations and KPIs outperforms a bloated, bureaucrat-run, government entity that has continually sucked up tax payer dollars with increasingly subpar performance
Not really.

reminder that the "janny" war never ended, they simply changed their tactics to be less overt

im a TEACHER you have to RESPECT ME
my JOB is HARD i dont get enough TIME OFF
im a TEACHER it's a challenging JOB
i don't get PAID enough because i am a TEACHER

>>149306737
missing out honestly. Nothing better than fucking off from the site because of a couple drops of rain on a clear day then sinking piss at 1 in the afternoon and paying a 20yo girl with daddy issues to bend over for the worst beer on the bottom shelf of the fridge. The only true blue activities we have left.

>the TAB at my local shopping centre has become a Pilates studio
this is what they took from us

>>149301148
kek. Fuck this gay earth.

>>149306671
"Bonus" bets are for plebocrats

>More than 10% of the posts in this thread are filtered

>>149306747
can you imagine such barbarism

>>149306515

I never understood the weaklings that have to filter posts.

trip on Reality Blob

>>149306831
ive never understood the weaklings that just sit passively and accept what their screen shows them and never take control.

do you block ads?

is weight lifting a sport

>>149306844
don't have tv hooked up

>>149306846
yes

>>149306859
those jars are just vials of fermented cat piss

>>149306868
yeah but they make you feel like you can lift a truck

>noooooo you must not block my posts on the client side you are not allowed to do that how dare you

kwab
zoomers will never get to experience the internet before corpos and bots took control of it for profit. and this pains them.

Jeremy McGovern forced into retirement, cites repeated concussions as the key factor. The CTE crisis will be the end of the AFL.

>>149306878
prefer this approach

>>149306844
>do you block ads?
No, because I'm not a sneaky thief.

>>149306515

>>149306887
that dude opposite him is squatting more and must have paused like wtf

do i tip gas or snus

HELP

>>149306901
Utterly crisp.

>>149306891
unnecessary post, we already know you are a deadshit cunt.

>>149306887
gym filmers are low beasts and should be put down like the dogs they are

>>149306907
Thought you had me filtered?

>>149306887
>>149306902
she's shocked because he's her brother

>>149306928
>DORT U HAD ME BILTEREDDD XDD
god you're a blowhard

>>149306950
Okmate. Time to turn off the computer. Get yourself a zinger burger, wash it down with a nice warm cup of potato and gravy to calm your nerves, and shut the fuck up.

>>149306661
Jez came through for anon last time but contrariwise Lester does a good job on him you might be fucked

>>149306661
praying for you, gamblooor

looking good mates

Contrariwise... That's a good one, might start using this...

>>149306964
you are washed

filter getting absolutely hammered lads

only eaten 3 uncle Toby muesli bars today

>>149307007
What else have you had?

shitbreath's getting cranky. time he should go have a wank and work on his rocket.

>>149307024
hes extremely cranky today good call
probably cranky because he knows his knowledge of the current essendon list is dismal and he has nothing of value to add to any footy discussion

@149307023
the illiterate idiot

>shitbreath
kino epithet

to be frank i only believe turdbreath's story about eating shit because it's something no-one would admit to willingly, everything else he has ever posted is blatant bullshit though

>shitbreath
>turdbreath
>dungbreath
>scatguts

>>149307052
The cowardly moron.

You do realise the adverb of degree is only applicable for the clause it's in, yes?

Reality check is a ripping bloke. I know him personally.

2½ hours until the footy

rc must be dropping truthies again for them to be this riled up kek

>>149306476
come to the dons harley

>>149307075
About that time until I beat my previous best (40 hours) of this dumb challenge.

>>149306753
this but tradies with a basedjak image

>>149306901
he was right you know

>>149307074
t. reality faggot

>NNNNOOOO I HAVENT GOT MY LONGY YETTT

i feel a little violated when he replies to my posts

yuck

Tonight I'll be tucked up in bed with a tranny listening to the footy, shan't be watching on TV

>>149307140
all the best i hope your rugby team gets up m8

>>149307079
yeah such harsh truth bombs like how long it's been between wanks
what a fucking trvke

rc is showing signs of sundowning syndrome

rekon it's just some sped who's in way to deep on the RC gimmick, there's a been surprising lack of the "jeet" lately. Curious.

>>149307175
curiouser and curiouser

>>149307140
this but listening to England v India on the radio after the footy

>>149307164
TASE HIM!!

>>149307175
the jeet was just micksperg with a vpn
notice the lack of steven may and iykwim haha posts as well
dr. micksperg

Polly Boltz's pretty feet

>>149307195
also sad man and false flag nrlsperg

been gooning to the thought of pole vaulters bums all afternoon

>>149307195
true
>>149307217
sad man still around but yeah nrl sperg is gone, maybe he's just a weekend alcoholic sped

>>149307175
posted in the thread earlier. not getting any (You)'s so jeeting off elsewhere.

>>149307217
both the same person

>>149307245
nice reading comprehension

anyone else feel emasculated around tradies?

I got sunlight today

>>149307269
>has a meltdown at the barber over their fade
No.

>>149307254
thank you to

i don't really have an agenda, i just like the dopamine rush of getting (you)s so i'll keep throwing shit at the wall until something sticks

>>149307116
kek imagine how much of a tough cunt he felt like running over someone in his fag ute to getting heemed in the space of 10 seconds

ynr natposting

>>149307295
betya he felt a ranger emotions

Any good Aussie nationalist groups worth joining?

nathan fyfes cock and balls

>>149307269
I think there's levels to it, there are some tradies who have half a brain and go on to built companies or reinvent how concrete is poured saving millions of dollars and there are absolute dog brain hammer bangers. I used to be emasculated until I saw some sparky at my work practically drooling over some random ig thots story as I was shoulder surfing him on an escalator.

If you can play A-Grade/ressie football you don't need to be a tradie just train a couple times, punch on with fellow tradies at the weekend and fuck club sluts. The dream.

>>149307345
girls masturbated over those pics

What's tonight's multi, lads?

>>149307328
fuck nvm it was a kekarok now i look like the fool
who tf buys an amarok
just a glorified nav

>>149307343
Adelaide Football Club

>Any good Aussie nationalist groups worth joining?

>the tradie cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>149307343
the perth bears

I want to inflict life threatening injuries upon someone. My wrath is uncontrollable today.

>>149307349
why do people love fat so much
like yeah her tits are huge cause shes a big as a fucking cow lmao

>>149307396
noooo darcy not again

>After 10 weeks of back and forth and interest from soccer and private schools, the AFL is on the cusp of purchasing Waverley Park.
thoughts?

>>149307396
smoke a joint and relax big poppa

c'mon ragesperg. go do it. like you threaten to every day. soft little BITCH.

tradies are the poster child of toxic masculinity

>>149307420
Who the fuck do you think you are mate?

>>149307435
YOU'RE A SOFT LITTLE BITCH

The barber fucked my shit up today after I tried growing my shi out, looks like it’s 5 more years of buzzcut for me

>>149307416
they should force geelong to play home games there

the streets be cold

>>149307416
why not sell the rest of it to mirvac and they can finish the housing estate

tradies are worse drivers than asians

I always drive 10km below the speed limit when a ute is behind me

moira deeming is sexy

>sooking about tradies on a friday night
lel you really are a bunch of sad little boys

Is moira deeming

>>149307523
based

>>149307508
this is true i think because tradie drivers are psychos that tailgate and drive 30 over the limit
asian drivers are just slow and make bad decisions which is also bad

>>149307508
Many are saying this

Why does earwax smell soo good

>>149307549
luke alikes haha

asian drivers make me seethe more but tradies are easy to make seethe on the roads ergo asian drivers are worse

Why tf footy start so late

You have such a beautiful cunt, Emily—
Like the sweetest smelling apple, or
A pretty pomegranate kept below the waist;
And despite it being the ugliest part of thee,
There’s nothing that I would love more
Than to give that naughty fruit a fucken taste.

driving 30 over the limit is based

>>149307582
Agreed makes you realise cops are dog cunts

puke hackson

>>149307592
back when this happened heaps of tradies said these guys were paid protestors that just bought hi vis

>>149307549
>not related, just friends that look very similar and are both freakishly tall
weird

>>149307610
cope

>>149307610
>heaps of tradies said
if by "tradies" you mean journos and commies on twitter/bigboomer

>>149307610
yeah I heard that because they were clean hi-bis or something. In 5th gen warfare who can know. I also heard that the riot cops who quelled the protests were mercs paid 3k per day that got flown in after the Hong Kong riots. crazy times.

>>149306992
me on the left doing a qantas

>NNNOOO THESE DRUNKEN FUCKWITS WERENT REAL TRADIES NOOOO THE CFMEU IS A RESPECTABLE AND HONEST UNION JUST OUT FOR A FAIR GOOOO

they arbitrarily set speed limits in ancient times when cars were tin cans and crashing one meant you almost certainly died a horrible death but now cars are infinitely safer they keep lowering those same limits it's a fucking humiliation ritual

your life is a humiliation ritual

not me i wasn't circumcised

might wank solely due to boredom

>>149307673

>>149307396
tfw doing your 7th free quote for the day

>>149307669
>they keep lowering those same limits
I knew I wasn't crazy, those cunts have been dropping the limit by 10 everywhere I go

>>149307681
this but eat

>>149307693
Based Mrs.Pink

>>149307678
Fucking vile

time for some dark chocolate

how hard is the rigging going to be for Dangercunt's 350th tonight?

grant denyer is racist and cringe

>>149307691
seen 30km/h it's fucking insane

cheers to the freakin weekend i drink to that

>>149307715
EXCUSE ME??

Bahn mi for dinza

some funny cunts in here tonight

>>149307739
Ok *bans you and your SEA ass*

wish there was some cunny in here tonight

wish there were knife in your throat paedo maggot cunt

Since when did it become almost $30 for a half chicken and chips from Nandos? Fuck that. What the fuck has happened to the price of takeaway in this country? Are people actually paying these prices?

>noooo she's only 5 years old you sick freak!

>>149307780
>can of deodorant is $9.50
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>149307780
not going to red rooter are you even australian

>>149307780
places realised people are willing to pay extra for delivery for the same food so they're slowly bumping up in-store prices to match delivered prices. the key is finding a place that doesn't deliver, their prices are generally pretty good

https://youtu.be/FIeCgUcGF0Y

>Okmate. Time to turn off the computer. Get yourself a zinger burger, wash it down with a nice warm cup of potato and gravy to calm your nerves, and shut the fuck up.
Pretty great how RC tells someone else to "shut the fuck up" and gets banned lol
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149294242/#149306964

>>149307800
slippery slope to only fans

>>149307780
in vietnam i was getting a large feed and beer for like $3

i reckon the show deal or no deal is backed by the gambling industry to normalise gambling to impressionable kids

The website I go to to watch replays didn't upload my teams game from last week but I don't want to Google if they were on a bye because if not it'll spoil it. In a pickle

>you will wear the cats white shirt ok

>>149298245
>MY CHEST MY CHEST MY CHEST MY CHEST
That's what xhe
>>149297678
is singing.

>>149307811
been hearing that Vietnam is the place to be for the zoomer digital nomads now. Like Thailand 15-20 years ago I'm hearing. Only downside is how fucked the language barrier is but besides that it's the current SEA GOAT

my cat fucking stinks

>>149307814
for it was the price is right with larry ender but i was mostly into the hot female models he had to show off whatever the show was spruiking

>>149307814
might be something to this. i worked with a teen who loved that show and later ended up a total gamblor degenerate

>>149307836
/r/ThatHappened

>Turns out he was evicted from the MCG by security during the second quarter after allegedly inappropriately grabbing a female cater waiter in the Ultra Tune corporate box in addition to allegedly making comments from “you should be in my next porno” to “You’re a nice looking girl. You’d get a job in my brothel.”
based wiz

>>149307831
dunno it's a bit of a headache for visas and that.

>>149307871
got no reason to make it up mate

>>149307814
lmao kids don't watch tv you mong. The gambling streams and phone addictions has them primed already from their days in the pram with an iphone in their face while they cunt mother is on her phone too

I've got something I need to get off my chest

>>149307884
Not on mate.

Tonight's subs are Ollie Henry for Geelong and Bruce Reville for Brisbane

the AFL

>>149307814
Is that still on?

crazy to see how fast the AFLW has been co-opted and subverted by the anti-human, Baphomet worshiping homo cabal. Dead before it even got started. Doesn't help they kick 24 points total a fucking game between both sides either

>>149307881
you got every reason to do it

kate Massey is sexy

>>149307936
>Doesn't help they kick 24 points total a fucking game between both sides either
at least this'll change when they start letting blokes play in it

imagine posting from coober pedy

>>149307944
for me it's still Angelique Opie

cooper pedo

>>149307945
won't happen. Gil veto'ed that shit with "Hannah" Mouncey when trans-hysteria was at it's peak as the AFLW was introduced. Money is king and even the AFL HQ tribe that people would walk away from AFLW if they let that happen.

>>149307834
>my cat fucking stinks
Then practice fucking more cats.

ive never made a post in these threads that didnt relate to AFL

Why do I want to knock out the guy that says, "Hey Browny, are the police looking for leads?" on that gay breakdown service ad?

got a new waifu, not gonna share her but rest assured she would look great in most afl guernseys

>>149308006
Which ones would she look bad in

I would be such a slut if I were a girl, would even fuck black guys

>>149308020
crisp waz

>>149308015
well nobody looks good in a roaches jumper

Wonder if Annie Knight will be tuning in tonight, her future father-in-law is commentating

>>149308015
actually now that i think about it, it's not 'most', more like many.
she would look best in fremantle, but also particularly good in melbourne, carlton, st kilda
west coast, adelaide, port, western, norf, hawthorn, gws, sydney, and gold coast would not suit her well
in the rest she would look okay, but nothing that would make one say 'wow'

I only come here because I have nobody else

>>149308015

>>149308060
t. everyone here

crying out for help

Should be a somewhat decent game tonight.

I like listening to the footy on the radio while I close my eyes in bed and cuddle my teddies

You now remember Chris Mayne and his wife
His wife > Grace Scott

>>149308098
Idiot.

>>149308127
yeah the bloke collingwood traded for because they thought he was mundy

>>149308127
life cant be this unfair

>>149308127
>>149308130
>>149308132

>>149308127
>>149308136
Annie Knight > that slag

>>149308138
Annie Knight could never wear a choker with such elegance

>>149308138
One post to rule my sides

>>149308138
in terms of bodycount yeah
in fact, i'd wager that the bodycount of the next ten generations of her offspring will still have a lower combined body count than annie knight-brayshaw

>>149308130
kek will never understand how this happened.

>>149308127
>>149308136
>>149308148
corrrr

>>149308130
they must have thought he got aids or something lmao

>>149308138
Mayne's wife was married, impregnated and has a household to care for by an average AFL player who got paid overs because Collingwood staff are clueless
Annie Knight got reemed by 500+ Western Suburbs youths and is "engaged" to a fat retard, estranged to his second rate commentator father, who I guarantee has structured his assets so that she doesn't get a look in. Who's the real winner here?

>>149308127
im more of a Annalise Dalins man myself

>>149308050
>>149308138
Applied for the next 1000 bloke event yet, mate?

I don't hate women enough

>>149308182
probably the one who gets to fuck annie knight every night and not the loser posting about her and her boyfriend on an anime image forum

some women are whores but whores need to be loved as well. there is nothing wrong with being in love with a whore

>>149308201
>probably the one who gets to fuck annie knight every night
could be anyone mate. But it's not you, me or son Brayshaw

sometimes I dance around like a dog after I do a big poo

RETARD ALERT

let's talk footy

any streams?

real /r9kfl/ vibes garn on

>>149308205
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

https://howtostopbeingacuckold.com/

For the australan in general

I’ve become that don’t watch footy but still post on alf meme irl

Have you met me

saw a clip of a jeet fucking the exhaust of a Nissan last night, couldn't even pick a sexier car lmao

the white shirts looked pretty cool ngl

>>149308272
Nissan tailpipes are TIGHT. Toyota's are loose as fuck.

>>149308282
prefer black shirts me

big game tonight where's that medpack twat?

>>149308308
Hawks to join in on the trend and go full brown shirts.

Yep it's rigged.

>>149308300
stop shitposting and deliver my fucking dinner Ranjeet, the game is on.

>>149308282
prefer white robes me

I don't deliver tyrones cum and fake gravy

is Brayshaw's voice fucked? Been licking too much 600+ man box?

>>149308354
Why would he be having sex with his son's partner?

Seriously just buy her OF already, absolutely obsessed

>>149308370
she has sex with everyone im sure jim's had a crack

>>149308370
Is his sun seriously dating her?
>She's pulling in $1m+ per year
Worth it.

>>149308370
to help his son fulfill his lifelong cuckhold fantasy from his deep seated mother issues I'm guessing. Also shut the fuck up I just troll these coomers for fun

Yep game completely rigged lohman takes a screamer denied the mark free kick to geelong
stengle gets touched free kick to geelong in forward 50
lets face it the afl is just a corrupt piece of shit that wants only certain teams to win

and if you aren't in that group you have to work twice as hard to win

i simply can not fathom paying for porn

zoomers are unbelievably cucked subscription slaves

>>149308381
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

Why is the AFL insistent on pushing Hipwood as a star.

why pay for porn when you get it for free on sbs every sunday night?

>>149308414
based 2003 poster

>>149308394
>obsessively make up sexual fantasise about annie knight
>I just troll these coomers for fun xd xd
..............

>>149308399
Back in my day you'd go to forums where they'd post username:passwords for pornsites.

You'd go through the lists to find one that was still working and then download the videos you liked that had been added since the last login worked.
NaughtyAmerica was great for that, one login for 4-5 sites.

>>149308399
I agree with you but having seen some of the shit going on with cam girl paysites I'm inclined to believe it's just the next gen money laundering operations through cam girl crypto payments etc.

Hello /cric/

Thoughts on Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix?

this game pretty mid so far ngl

Thought this was ment to be a good game???

SNIFFFFFFFFFF

>>149308422
yes, keep repeating my own posts to me my pet.

Kek spaz u fucking plebocrat

always such a dilemma around 6pm when i want dinner but i'm up until 11 so having around then means i get hungry around bedtime

Sniff was right to be angry, duckers are scum and deserve the rope

Why the FUCK would the missus decide to do her eyebrows in the bathroom at the very moment I go to hop in the shower

>>149308437
meant for
>>149306522
btw

charlie cameron is fucking useless now
looks 100% washed, should've retired like daniher

I have a new schizo theory, someone post the next bread so I can share it there

Might chuck on cats radio

>>149308455
yep
i can take or leave the sniffer but if you duck like a fuckhead you deserve to get people like redman try to kill you

neither of these teams is beating collingwood

>>149308471
Lo and behold, pane di casa, a fine and firm bread loaf

ducking and flopping should both be 1 week suspensions

>editor mode
uhh what the fuck

new
>>149308513
>>149308513
>>149308513

>>149308501
100%, at minimum a match fee deduction, second offence should be a weeks suspension and match fee deduction. These zoomer shitheads actually train taking possession and then aiming for the tacklers arm to draw a free. Dog cunts.

what a fuckin head on these geelong fans