Thread 149294768

Last time on /hoc/ >>149287548

I'm gay and retarded

when are you supposed to learn how to smoke a cigar?

TUSKS UP

I got baited by a samefagging Canadian for an hour and fifteen minutes and I'm ashamed to admit it but it needs to be out in the open.

>>149294811
You're at the right place here.

>>149294818
that was me on tuesday night :(

Where are the trades Gary?

>>149294843
Same thing happened to me yesterday with some Bobby Orr glazing faggot. Sometimes you just gotta step back and remind yourself that Rajesh is out to ragebait and nothing else

I’ve been tired all day desu

Let face it Oilers fans, if McDavid wants a Cup, he must leave Edmonton.

>>149294900
bobby orr is the best D ever
love that guy

>>149294900
orr is better than lindstrom though for real

>>149294900
>>149294843

>>149294912
>Fellow Oilers fans, Edmonton is no longer the place for out beloved captain Connor McDavid, if he wants to win a cup he must leave Edmonton, to the Montreal Canadiens for example just throwing around ideas

Not taking the bait

McDavid is unironically a bust

>>149294813
Winners just know

>>149294813
marchand learned back in 2011

time for Bulju :D action in approximately 3 and a half bongs

>>149294940
No

>>149294947
No

If Misa have a similar career as Tavares, would you want your team picking him ?

>>149295144
Yes

>>149295144
Yeah
t. shorks

my sabres are gonna tear it up this fall just you wait and see

HE WAS A SKATER BOY SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY
HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
SHE HAD A PRETTY FACE BUT HER HEAD WAS UP IN SPACE
SHE NEEDED TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH

>>149295161
t.nigger

>>149295176
and by "it" you mean the roster

he was a bud1 boy
noel said see you later boy

4 months of of the worst /hoc/ threads you will ever see are upon us

>>149295224
I'm excited to discuss music

I hate music fags

>>149295202
shiiiiieeeeeeet

fapped a bunch to a shania twain poster (on the wall) back in the day
it was her slutty motorcycle outfit from "gonna getcha good"

>>149295285
/hoc/ is a peter gabriel genny

>>149295335
my parents wouldnt let me get a pamela anderson poster :(

so what do you guys wanna talk about now

>>149294843
retard

>>149295350
I'll give genesis a listen

Are any of you bros gonna watch the nba finals tonight? I might talk about it in here but I might not desu

>>149295401
I'll watch the 4th quarter but i dont really care about it and wont be discussing it here

>>149295401
No

>>149295375
I'm thinking of buying Tekken 7 or Street Fighter 5. But I am still having a lot of fun with DOA 5 and 6, and Soul Calibur 6. I'm not interested in T8 or SF6.

>>149295401
my only hope is the pacers get BTFO since I really don't wanna deal with a bunch of fags pretending to support their "local" (it's a 6 hour drive) team

>>149295375
I'm thinking of watching Serial Experiments Lain

>>149295401
can't, the lightning bugs are going ham right now so I'm gonna drink wine and look at them instead

First thing, they gotta find a qualified coach, not this retard.

>>149295450
I'm a massive casual but I got more fun out of T7 than SF5 when I tried them both some years ago. Especially tekken bowling

>>149295335
Based brother. Nowadays I'm more into Emma Rose and Ariel Demure

>>149295472
Schizo post

>>149295467
they were going pretty crazy last night

>>149295492
I think i might enjoy Tekken more because it's 3d movement instead of 2d. I'm really casual too I just want to play against the computer

>>149295500
based. I'm 35 and still catch them :)

>>149295499

>soilers

>>149295532
rent free

A thunder storm is rolling in bros. I’m thinking it’s a gonna be a comfy night.

mcdavid needs a fresh start on the jackets

>>149295570
We don't want him

>>149295560

Cup-free

>>149295576
retard

>>149295569
the thunder storm already passed by here

>>149295593
Retard

>>149295375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oByteBPEhss

>>149295529
based that sounds like fun :)

party bud is in the house toknight
everybud1 just have a good time

THANK YOU MARIO TREMBLAY!

The United States of America would like to thank former Montreal Canadians head coach Mario Tremblay for providing us with 30+ years of glorious

CANADA ELIMINATION DAYS!!!

If you would like to give thanks to coach Tremblay simply respond to this post with

ALL OF US COMMAND SAAR

>>149294811
Just like our bud

>>149295894
*ALL OUR SONS COMMAND SAAR

>Coach Lane Hutson is back behind the bench at a youth hockey tournament in Montreal today

Why cant zoomers just put down their hoods and take their hands out of their pockets?

>trb is indian
checks out

looking forward to my four month vacation to planet retard :)

>>149295894
>>149295927
>>149295948
thoughts on your loss to bud?

everyone say thank you gary

>>149295967
Can you bring me a few cans of ravioli?

>>149295999
why does he look like a 90 year old max headroom

The #TexasHockey re-signed UFA F Duchene to 4 year $4.5M Cap Hit Deal

Yr 1 $3M Base & $3M Signing Bonus
Yr 2 1.8M & 3M SB
Yr 3 3.6M Base
Yr 4 3.6M Base

Years 1/2 No Move Clause, Years 3/4 5 team Approved Trade List

>>149296018
frickin liberals!!

>>149295224
Don't you like tourists?

>>149295997
growing the game

skibi detoilet

>>149296085
“Shoutout dan cleary, man that nigga nice”

>>149296166
This is gonna be a loooooooong offseason

>>149296166
gween tea

>>149295577
the soilers have 5 cups retard

>>149295999
>We
Laine did fucking nothing this year, he was the PP merchant to end all PP merchants.

>>149296166
call me crazy but I'm pretty sure humanity has a 100% mortality rate regardless of what you put in your coffee

>>149296207
and you were in diapers when they won their last one XD

i don't give a single fuck about hockey, i think the fights are cool
i heard at work today that my boys took home the cup
maga

>>149296244
Thanks for stopping by Hermano

>>149296166
That's why I drink it raw

>>149296232
problem?

>>149296251
overdue really

>>149296275
you won't be alive when the oilers win one again (unless they relocate to tulsa or houston)

>>149296193
I love matcha

>>149296305
why should i care about what you think?

>>149296517
all nhl teams probably ask their prospects to undress in front of coaches

>>149296517
oh look at the time

>>149294811
Do you still have leaf bead sheets, John?

>>149296580
gave him up for absolutely nothing
well done nill

>>149296580
No way

just got marchment

>>149296580
seems like a bad trade

>>149296624
20 goal scorer for a bag of pucks

>>149296580
how will dylan cope with this trade?

>>149295401
No what’s that

Give it to me straight /hoc/. Is it over for Dallas?

>>149296634
weaponized cap space
hes already revealed his cope

Oh Marchment is 30 i thought he was like 24 ya the stars have cap problems their window is probably closed

>>149296596
they have to pay Marchment 4.5 milly I presume

>>149295997
Shrinking the game. It’s just for me

>>149296650
>copied the cope of the team that fleeced his
grim

>>149296649
We need to see how Rantennen does in a full season.

>>149296659
for a season sure

>>149296580
Seems fine to me.

>>149296666
super satan shows no mercy towards bad cope

>>149296244
If you want to cheer for your boys, Auston Matthews plays for the leafs

the good guys won (again)

I forgot they moved Ron Francis "upstairs" to director of hockey or something like that. Is that ever a real job?

>>149296789
Does it need to be if he got a raise?

>>149296788
top cuck

>>149296666
its well and truly coped

got Mesmerizer stuck in my head again fellas

trying to watch baseball in the absence of hockey
this is going to be a long offseason

THE SIDE DEALS

>>149296788
this is too much
she is the only reason they all didnt stay in cowtown or gather in florida

>>149296847
go dodgers

Trade idea with Dallas stuck in cap he'll

Dallas acquires:
>Connor McDavid (sign and trade)

EDM acquires:
>Robertson
>Oettenger
>Heiskanen
>1st rnd x2

>>149296973
>cap he'll
good eveni'ng sa'ar

>>149295952
>behind the bench at a youth hockey
IS THAT DUDE POPPING WOOD?

>>149297042
>Shit
Just like my penguins

>>149294912
>2026
>Rangers due to have $16M+ in cap space

McDavid is going to the Rangers

The Oilers had a party planned for game 6 before they even played game 5. Holy KEK

>>149295462
>>149295593
>>149296185
>>149297146
come to brasil

>>149296166
What about coffee with vodka and cigarettes?

>>149297182
$100B for that????????????

>>149296624
/KRAK/

>>149297182
damn selling loosies like that would be a federal crime here

>>149297182
monster and a ciggy is the true breakfast of champions

>>149296973
I don't want Edmonton getting all those good players so fuck that.

and Dallas is not going to give up on their franchise goalie who's top 3 in the league right now

>>149297146
he still won't win a cup

>>149297254
Top 3 at being a choke artist

>>149297146
They're gonna spend it on four more carson soucies

>>149297150
KWAB imagine celebrating with sushi

>>149297430
I'm starting to think that franchise is cursed

>>149297430
If only they could have kept this core in place for 9 years

>>149297339
this
the only way to get a cup in the gary dark era is to sign with a sunbelt team

no metro team is sniffing a cup anytime soon and if you don't like it take it up with gary

>>149297617
Your team is shit and run by retards.

>>149297150
>a friend of a friend told me
garbage

>>149297254
this poster is someone who believes dustin wolf is elite

The poster above me is a fag.

>>149297757
no i will not be your boyfriend

>>149297757
She has a girlfriend now

>>149295997
>lax

>>149294900
I posted the original "four greatest players" post that spawned that.
You're welcome.

>>149295997
thank you gary
the bandits 3peat btw

>>149297914
newfag

The nba finals have had stickied posts…/hoc/ bros…are we cucks?

>>149297146
The league doesn't want McMeme in New York. He's too unlikable to maximize that platform, and NYR is already a cash cow.

They want him in a market that has a huge potential but suffers when the team isn't good. That's:
- Tampa
- Florida
- Washington
- San Jose
- Los Angeles
- Dallas
- Vegas

>>149297959
i've been here since 2020

t. health care grifter

>>149298075
>florida
>not good

retarded retard is retard

>>149298075
- sunbelt
- sunbelt
- almost sunbelt
- sunbelt
- sunbelt
- sunbelt
- sunbelt

very cool

>>149296580
why did it take ronnie 5 years to finally use some of his weaponized capspace?

>>149297724
wolf is just a pup

>>149298130
i agree with the sentiment, but my post stands
>>149298135
problem?

>>149298176
at least you understand that the sunbelt its retarded

If I were McDavid I would of won the cup

>>149298280
*cheers*

>>149298280
In order to be McDavid you have to also fap to traps

>>149298302
I do this and I'm not McDavid

>>149298302
stop projecting your degeneracy on others

>>149296649
No they’ll be fine

>>149298384
>losing to the soilers is fine
yikes

>>149298405
How deep will the Soilers go without McMuffin?

Thanks Gary, join the club Nashville!

>>149298068
Fuck stickies, they're magnets for tourists and thirdie ESLs

>>149298425
where is he going? there is another season on his contract

>>149297902
I wouldn't mind seeing lacrosse get popular

>>149295997
I'm thrilled!

>>149298114
2019/2020 is when I joined /hoc/

>>149298481
>where is he going?
NY
Tampa
La

Take your pick

Granlund - Hintz - Rantanen
Benn - Johnston - Seguin
Duchene - Mavrik
Back - Steel - xxxx

Lindell - Heiskanen
Harley - xxxx
Bischel - xxxx

Oettinger

>>149298481
so?

>>149298581
none of those teams are trading for 1 season of mcmeme

>>149298526
i cant see the ball

>>149298334
I can assure you I do not fap to traps

But he does

>>149298437
>Stamkos
NO! That's so disrespectful. Look at the original. I photoshopped the urn in there in remembrance of Thrashers nation.

>>149298596
its weird to ask how a team will do without a player when that player is contracted to be on the roster next season
im not a fortune teller

>>149298654
retard

>>149298632
I just noticed that JEN

>>149295997
dumb snownigger goys.
who the fuck watches cable?
there a million apps to watch NHL on, and cable usually has the worst image quality.

>>149298586
No.

Bourque-Hintz-Rantanen
Robertson-Johnston-xx
Hryckowian*-Duchene-Seguin
Benn-Steel-Back

Harley-Heiskanen
Lindell-Lundqvist
Bischel-Petrovic
Lybushkin

>>149298661
1993

>>149298633
he can do whatever he wants
most trade and signing talks begin for any player usually with 1 year remaining on their contract

>>149298302
to be truly elite, one needs to practice semen retention like crosby

>>149298693
retard

>>149298526
this but unironically.
just give me a reason to watch the blackbears, please

>>149298447
just like my islanders

>>149298701
that is why i asked where is he going
im glad you're caught up

>>149298710
>>149298661
We don't sign our posts here.

>>149298526
if lacrosse gets popular I will animepost in the threads and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>149298671
That's okay. I like the cups you added and the pool Apus look great

>>149298734
retard

>>149298689
Robertson will be traded, and Benn will not be on the fourth line.

>>149298738
there should be more threads for the ncaa playoffs

>>149298632
Oh yea, someone changed it.
I just added the extra cups, fixed.

>>149298770
Benn will absolutely be on the 4th line and I don’t see them trading Robertson desu.

>>149298807
wow that was fast
looks great!

>>149298834
np

>>149298807
thanks

Which player is this

>>149298908
Forsling

>>149294824
>>149294824
>TRUNK DOWN
>TUSKS UP
>THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUCK

why doesnt that 'cord troon seethe when we talk about samir?

>>149298967
Thanks

>head down
>ass up
>that's the way trb likes to get fucked

JUST ONE MORE FINAL, RIGHT?!?

meds...

>>149298908
why is he called mr waivers when he was traded from two of those teams?

Bitch mob
Let us in
Task force nigga let us in

>>149299141
He used to get sent to the ahl a lot

>>149298908
>>149298934
I get the sense that he resents boston

hearing whispers bud intends to return to /hoc/, some say as soon as next month - elliotte friedman

>>149299300
I dont. He's probably signing back there.

>>149298974
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>>149299320
think i just heard the sound of trb shitting his panties again

>>149299294
it worked

>>149299143
nothing personal kid

>>149299294
i dont think he would have had to clear waivers to be sent down by the blackhawks because he didnt play 100 games yet or whatever the number is.

>>149299505
K i dont care.

>>149299461
personnel* newfag

>>149299143
based

KWAB

>>149299536
>tablecloth stains
messy messy messy

>>149299141
Florida claimed him off of waivers, Einstein.

>>149299621
another brilliant move by dundon

>posts them 1 by 1
hey retard try making a webm

>>149299381
>>149299536
>>149299596
why would anyone send a player to florida only to be mocked like this
zero respect from that locker room

still missing
>Thanks Columbus for Bobrovsky
>Thanks Tampa for Verhaeghe
>Thanks Canes for Luostarinen

>>149299673
How the hell would he do that?

>>149299727
because they're shit teams run by retards

>>149299729
florida really is shit at developing talent

>>149299742
based boomer

>>149299727
because everybody else is Florida's bitch.
i love this cats team so much. they ooze the smug energy and memeness that kitties fan love and make don cherry goym sneedthe.

Thanks Gary!
Will you give us a panthers oilers finals round 3?

>>149299729
why do anons here think draft picks are worth anything when you can build a cup winning team off waiver pickups?

Did Gary invent hockey?

>>149299863
there are no pictures of him in existence before 1980.

>>149299780
Dale Tallon sucked at everything--including drafting. And Zito is smart and knows that first round picks aren't worth dogshit, and you can trick some goy GM into giving you their misused, good player for magic beans.

>>149299811
yes the fan base needs distractions like this cause no one in sunrise wants to watch hockey

>>149299893
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149299729
Just go on marchands instagram, lazy fag.

>>149299925
why does he look retarded?

>>149299887
>Dale Tallon sucked at everything
he signed bob
the fact you dont acknowledge this means the rest of your opinions are dumb

>>149299811
Yep, let's take a look at the SPORTS EXPERTS!
KWAB

i remember when bud was 1
me and susie had so much fun

>>149299940
>>149295997

>>149299887
he drafted the center piece to the entire franchise and signed their cup winning goaler. i get that you are still seething about hockey discussion 4 days later, but at least try to make sense.

>>149299885
So you're saying Gary is a Go-Bot?? Interesting, still doesn't explain why Japan isn't more hockey-oriented
>does explain a lot of other things though

>>149299975
>Jersey

AHL Finals Game 4 about to get started!

>>149299811
something about the kitties has just always rubbed me the wrong way even when they were a shit irrelevant team instead of a two time cup having irrelevant team

:(

I can't stop farting

>>149299925
i don't have instagram, FAG
>>149299952
dale tallon was a fucking moron who could have had Bob for $8m but bid against himself and wildly overpaid. not a single other team was in a position to offer bobrovsky that much in 2019, and everybody knew bob wanted to leave and Florida was his destination of choice.
zito is just so good that he was able to make people forget that bob is STILL several million overpaid.

>>149300113
cifu is having a meltie again

>stars already entering rebuilding mode
kwab

>>149300113
>8m but bid against himself and wildly overpaid. not a single other team was in a position to offer bobrovsky that much in 2019
source?

>>149300141
Cifu liked Tallon, dumb goy.

>>149300184
i was alive and paying attention in 2019

>>149300184
my islanders were going to get him and panarin

>>149300113
>bob is STILL several million overpaid
It literally doesn't matter, he led them to back to back cups.
Hell of a lot more deserving of his money than Hellebuyck, Price, or Lundqvist ever were.

>stars kept Duchene but traded Marchment

finished club

>>149300230
ah, well we already established your opinions are dumb

I just remembered that I was supposed to pick up my 2nd grader from basketball practice 2 hours ago.

>>149300302
matt was -16 these playoffs

>>149300198
oh so you are jewish. no wonder you are all over zitos mutilated cock. lol lmao even.

>>149300334
my dad used to forget to pick me up all the time :(

>>149300353
My dad always got stuck at work and I'd have to wait 30+ minutes after every practice :(

>>149300353
>>149300476
>daddy issues

>>149300353
>>149300476
kwab and now you're gay too kwab

>>149300476
If I ever gave up and got a ride home with a friend, he'd get angry that I didn't wait longer for him

SCAR
JONATHAN LICKHERMAKI

>>149300678
Me in the upper right hand corner contemplating which wine vessel I'm going to chug first

>>149300678
Me in the upper left not watching.

No one likes us
No one likes us
No one likes us
We don't care
We're from Sunrise
Fuckin Sunrise
No one likes us
We don't care

>>149300904
Canada adores you!

>>149299975
Fire them all and give Stephen and I jobs.

>>149300904
THE HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY

Huomenta but the opposite

Canada, Abbotsford is still trying to win you a Calder Cup and is a goal to nil 10 minutes into leg 3
> Your thoughts on that, Canada?

>>149301140
Good night fren. I'm going to hit the hay too

EA better bring back the ability to play full WHL/OHL seasons in NHL 26 be a pro -__-

>>149300353
my parents would hit me with the "we're just up the street, almost there" and show up 45 minutes later

>>149301198
The (Abbotsford) Canucks are beating the Panthers (affiliate) and bringing the (Calder) cup home!

>>149301198
>leg 4

Dullass are fucked, FUCKED I tell you!

>>149301212
Do you also get to live life at your billet family's house and get into tickle fights with your billet sister when she gets out of the shower?
0__0

what the FUCK is leg 3

>>149301329
I wish.

>>149301296
two championship trophies and the 4 nations
That's quite the accomplishment, Maplestahn

>>149301349
>much third leg

>>149294768 (OP)
Canada plans on banning gas cars by 2035 lmao what a faggot filled retarded country no wonder they haven't had a cup since 1993

>>
>>muh

limited mobility and was raped kwab

>>149301433
KWAB do you think he blames the burrito

>but... at the end of the day I got to do whats best for me and my family

lmao he's so gone

>>149301212
PWHL be a pro :)

>>149301404
Yeah... good luck getting that approved when winter here is harsh and battery powered cars suck ass in the winter.

Thats not happening.

>>149301476
>no kids
>wife he cheats on
Bullshit cope for the media. If he moves he’s doing it for himself only and should say so.

>>149301476
he's also has the shittiest poker face I've ever seen
It's no wonder no one listens to him in the locker room and ignores him entirely once he starts screaming profanity
>Connor McGravedigger

>>149301526
Carney just double downed on it, it's not like the far left has ever had to make a compromise on anything in your gay lands

Huberdeau - Barkov - Dadonov
Crouse - Bolland - Bjugstad

Matheson - Ekblad
Kulikov - Gudbranson

Dale Tallon thought if they were patient enough, the Panthers would have won a cup with this core.

To be fair the Canucks did regular season sweep the kitties BUT also to be fair, that was pre-Marchand and also the regular season doesn't matter.

>>149301604
huberdeau needs time to heat up

Lawson crouse is the pierre engvall of josh baileys

Who’s got the link for Calder cup stream

I liked the period of time with Hoob/Ekblad/Barkov/Yandle.

>>149301787
ON that topic regarding watching the
HOCKEY. game on
TV I found luck with the Russian away stream.

>>149301580
>Carney
*yawn

that faggot cant and wont do shit. it'd also guarantee western canada leaves for the us

>>149301950
BC will go to China

#Alberta51

>>149301950
>that faggot cant and wont do shit.
I'll say again, when has lefties in your country ever had to compromise?

>>149301476
Pulling a le bron, lel.

>>149302151

>McGaykid Takes Manhattan

>>149302027
I know more than you. I know it's not going to happen. But by all means get wrapped up in the media machine about pointless political bullshit. Let it occupy your mind while you do nothing of substance or productivity. You are the perfect retard to stay entranced in their faggotry.

>>149302364
>I know more than you.
The government cold ban everything tomorrow then sick mounted police on you and you'd all just watch and do nothing

>>149302364
this is about the rangers signing mcdavid btw

Happy Juneteenth, /hoc/

>from my house to yours

>>149301198
wah!

>>149302455
trb it's bed time

>McManhattan
>McGoy

>>149302420
he is an islander-in-waiting

>>149301476
Goner MacAgent

>>149302689
cope we don't need him

>McGoy walks
>Goysaitl demands a trade and only waives his NMC for Florida

>>149301531
>wife he cheats on
nice

>>149302843
Isles already have the superior Go Auto ambassador.

I always pick McMuffin as my NHL play by play name

Verhaeghe - Barkov - Reinhart
Luostarinen - Draisaitl - Tkachuk
Lundell - Bennett - Rodrigues
Boqvist - xxxx - Devine

Stars cup next year!

based wolfie golfin' with tards for a good cause

he's a good lad

>>149303571
Stars window is closed

nothing positive has ever come from playing golf

>>149303620
Why are there so many retards in calgary?
Including him

THANK YOU GARY

>>149303667
Was it ever really open? All intelligent /hoc/ posters always saw them as the frauds they are.

Window statuses:
Florida: wide open
Colorado: open
Tampa Bay: open
Vegas: open
Winnipeg: closing
Edmonton: closing
Dallas: closing
Boston: closed
New York: closed

my sabres are gonna destroy all your poverty franchises next season

>>149303756
Dallas is the Portland Trailblazers of the NHL

Comfy broken glass break in Abbotsford.

>>149303620
E L I T E
L
I
T
E

>>149303667
Hot or cold syndrome, asking teams to btfo every best of 7 through the playoffs reveals the weaknesses.
Some just crumble like soilers but that was a terrible look pulling Otter like that and getting scarred on again anyway.
Sunbelt redeemed them.

The Oilers should trade for Artur Silovs.

Is Florida going to give Bluju a ring? I don't think they should get one unless he can help Charlotte win the Calder

>most dangerous lead
not looking good, Jesse

>>149303773
Toronto: I'll suck your cock!

>>149304004
lol CLIT

oilers should trade for a got dang clue !!

>>149303718
hahahahahah amazing

Yeah man! Who says no?!!?

Totally a fair and equal trade!

>>149303756
just like my oilers

>>149304186
Does Swayman even have positive value at this time?

>>149304120
https://youtu.be/L7dQoINtX0M?si=YTa86mrBl8-gN_OU
CILIT

>>149304224
They're all good girls in Canucks Nation.

>>149304194
wooo look at him go!

>>149304224
did you know that you have your own general
>>>/vst/trb

>Arshdeep Bains has a goal
What a fun name

>>149304337
http://trollball.eu/rules/english/

>>149304520
don't worry
no charge for them

Stuart Stinger plays for the Bedmonton Bees

>>149304597
Shit-Art Shitter plays for the Shitmonton Shitters

[Sad news]
Mets lost to the fucking Braves.

>>149304673
and the braves lost to my rockies :)

>discussing baseball while playoff hockey is actively being played
For shame, /hoc/.

>>149304739
intermission just ended dude

Angels lost to the Yankees today :(

but won against them 3 outta 4 times in the series :)

The Ducks are the Rangers cumbucket

THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!

>>149304281
Big orca...

>>149304781
he had a good point

>>149304781
industry plant

>>149304779
and neither of them are gonna win shit

>>149304796
Chloe mentioned

>>149304854
okay there bud

scaarrrrr

this goal song sucks
why did they get rid of holiday

>>149300678
He did it again!

>>149304893
these are cringe

Can they will their way back to the final a 3rd straight year?

>>149304951
With that defense core, goalie tandem, and McFag all but confirming in pressers that he's moseying right the fuck out of Edmonton the first chance he gets? Not a fucking chance.

>>149304951
if they do we all know whats gonna happen

>>149305015
Who will be the next western conference champion if Edmonton is out? And can any of them beat a similar Panthers team next year?

>>149304945
just like your shitty canadian teams

>>149305041
Stars

>>149305041
avs are le early bookie favorite and no probably not

>>149304893
>couple hundred panthers
>thousands of pythons
We need to flush them sooner than later bros...

>>149305047
it offends you greatly
good to know

bud1

93% of NHL players have never seen a Canadian team win the Stanley Cup in their lifetime.

>>149305078
makes sense why no player wants to play for a canadian team they already know its futile and not happening

cool goalies don't look at saves

>>149305041
Good question...
Can Vegas sort shit out?

>>149305041
Probably Colorado but I can honestly see St. Poois making another surprise run.
And to answer the second question lol lmao no fucking way

>>149305068
not as badly as having to watch canadian teams play

>>149304945
I need to drive down 95 and see if they have any new billboards.
They did a lot of ads building up to and finally winning their first cuppy.
>wqam
>home of (YOU)R TWO TIME DEFENDING CHAMPION FLORIDA PANTHERS
Very nice...

>>149305153
Yet you do anyways. Pathetic.

It’s after midnight on the east coast, happy game 7 day! Oh wait..

>>149305124
Like Colorado on their run, Panthers decimated in terms of scoring.
>So, over their last four road games, the Panthers have outscored their opponents by a whopping 22-4 score.
Overall outscores opponents nearly 2:1?
Full throttle engine running.

>>149305062
>>149305124
I don’t remember much from the Avs playoff run with Landeskog back. Is he expected to play a full season and actually contribute the way he once did?

knights :)

>>149305248
he looked great, goal and four points in five games and pretty dominant numbers. i haven't heard any rumor about problems and sweden picked him in their first six for the olympics.

>>149305248
Landeskog was nearly a PPG and positive in +/- after missing three full seasons, he might not control the games as much as he did during the run but I think he still has enough left in him. He honestly looked like he didn't miss a beat.

hope you guys had a good cookout today for Juneteenth

>>149305324
gary those are some rad flips

montreal screwjob reference in saints row 3. Absolutely based.

>>149305358
i made pizza rolls in the air fryer with marinara for dipping

Thank you Gary!

>>149305398
might login to 33 and get verso's ending. then it's time to grind for endgame chads
>>149305448
i just ate some microwaved enchiladas that were better than i expected

>>149305448
>>149305459
>americans start talking about food

What does the AHL mean by this?

>>149305513
1993

The only Idaho team I recognize are the Idaho Falls Spud Kings.

>>149305513
come have some, I made plenty :)

>>149305559
>>149305572
it's time for Idaho to get an AHL team of their own, lads

>>149305514
It's real, lmao.

McDavid will be a Calgary Flame on July 1st

>>149305682
His wife would get her businesses torched.

>>149305621
the idaho bud1s

Rocking out with my cock out.

bud1 rocking in the house tonight
every noel just have a good time

>>149305210
WE WANT THE BUD
WE WANT THE BUD

>>149305514
well done Abby HOWEVER

bud is probably alcohol free. most wise of his majesty

>>149305772
the honourable*
He's not King yet

>>149305697
Think of how funny that'd be

>>149294768 (OP)
>NOOO FLORIDIANS DONT CARE ABOUT HOCKEY!!

>>149305796
true true

>>149305902
cringe

>>149305902
Proud bandwagon and drunks, where there is a party Florida man goes as is tradition.
Multiethnic Leaf distain, nuke deerfield!

>>149305682
I want this timeline.

>>149305902
>its litterally just black people and jews

lmao

>>149306001
takagi no! thats bot calgary thats buttfuck montana

saw a broad in a utah shirt and I swear to god i nearly ralphed all over my shoes

>>149305457
>paying 5K for a seat
do laffs fans really?

LANDFILL VICTORY SCREECH
NO GAME SEVEN
McKWAB
>>149306007
Broward in a nutshell, wait for the parade to soak it all in.

>>149306048
You need big bucks to throw a jersey on the ice.

Kitties are ELITE nye!!

>>149306045
you were going to ralphie cifaretto her because she was a whore?

What does Carolina have planned for next year?
I will give Randy credit for avoding the 0-16.

>1-16
plan the parade

>>149306156
RAISE THE BANNER clap clap clapclapclap

Will he ever be?

>>149306007
>>149306065

Still better then smelly jeets

>>149306065
I loved Brodd Broward's game called Buyrim.

>>149306147
Get a 2C

>>149306115
huh? what you mean

the oilers have no fans

Oilers just need to pick Marner and boom, there's your cup winning team. You are welcome.

>bennet is staying
Dynasty confirmed

>>149306421
>cup winning team
On chel franchise mode, perhaps.

>>149306446
bennedd :DDDDDD

>>149306167
>beard shave no beard
>touch campbell no touch
TBD

you tell me

so u don't know

Kelly Chads
yes

https://www.sasktoday.ca/sports/prairie-junior-hockey-league-expanding-to-moosomin-10603156
K I N O
I
N
O

kino

>2011
>2025
>Oldest player to score in the first 3 games of a Stanley Cup Finals series.
>Most suspensions in NHL history (eighth recorded on February 8, 2022)
My rat...

>>149302032
>New New Scotland