https://youtu.be/H308kVheh_Q?si=smo7DDied1ixN_iK
>>149295369Why is that burger raining
Pink nippled individuals are heemlets
post webms where levels are displayed
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>>149295337>>149295360oh yeah? well, its a reflection of (You)
>>149295369that burgers clitty is leaking!
>>149295408many are saying this
>>149295408say that to matt steamrolla frevolas face and see what happens
>>149295414woah that's sick
anyone notice that charles has tiny nipples?
>>149295369get your officially listened UFC Dana Drippings only 19.99 per 8 oz bottle
>>149295451Gaped by an Algerian BVLL sadly
>>149295475No. I'm not in the habit of staring at men's nipples.
pink nipples > brown nipples
Never been a fan of kevin lee or joaquin buckley or the other chocolate people. Just something about them
>>149295543k well they're fucking tiny
not looking directly at someone's nipples is the same as being scared to look them in the eyes
>>149295562I think you might be racist, lad
Hasbulla rat poison mukbang
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met hendrix
Uhhhh peebros is our boy okay?
>>149295652Pee zagged instead of zigging one too many times and was never able to reach his full potential. Trawlgic.
>bryce: Jean silva was so strong I knew I was a 135er after wreak with him
Levels
i will say i expected pee to miss weight since it's short notice
will probably pop for something instead
and he's getting heemed of course
>>149295702not even the first fighter jean has sent to bantamweight
will the brazza in the green hoodie be in kevinโs corner
>>149295505He is not Algerian, he is French
>>149295702>didn't have the same reaction after facing supposedly 175lb IliaApturo bros...
>>149295776He was sick in that fight so he probably just thought it was that
>doesn't care about money
>doesn't care about fame
>only cares about exposing frauds
Echelons
>>149295791Truly the Coffeezilla of the UFC.Chills.
The nature of BMF means that it just naturally becomes the lineal title over time, since the BMF champion inevitably loses to real elites
>>149295791This is advanced contrarianism
>>149295776175 is pretty small walk around weight for lightweight
Olivera and Islam hang around the 180s
>>149295791wtf I'm a Mario missile now
Beastista has the blueprint for Merab
zahabi would zeem the shit out of mario
>>149295874Probably not but Merab might be old enough that he physically implodes by the time Bautista is challenging for the belt
People with Merab's style suddenly see a stark, stark decline when they get old
>>149295312 (OP)Is anyone else watching UFC BJJ
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illy walks around at around187
>>149295702demonic possession strength. ufc needs to start testing for it.
>>149295916only every here nigga
I want Arman to become champion because he has no hype or aura. Would be funny.
>>149295369It's like an old-school Carl's Jr. ad
>>149295644BIG PIGG's fall from grace was impressive, he will make a perfect zogbot
Is Ilia brown, reddish or pink nippled?
>>149295987Brown. Clearly darker than Volk
>>149296010No wonder he heemed him
>>149295941Arman is blacklisted, i think he is not in the UFC anymore
This shit looks disgusting btw
>>149296147Turn on your monitor, Ms. Piggy.
>>149295874Bautista couldnโt get a guy standing perfectly still and not moving his head out of the octagon, that fight exposed so called โPatchy Mixโ as much as it did him
UK flags always have the most retarded takes, youโre like the Leafs of /heem/
>>149296145heโs the backup for oliveira vs toporio
No wonder nobody can beat Jon Jones he is just too high IQ
>>149296196Ohhh yeah ?? guess what, Gamrot was the backup for Islam vs oliveira
jon jones is gay and he uses religion to try and hide it
Jon Jones is actually straight and you all fell for the mma chudru psyop
Islam vs Gamrot, now that was a fight, fireworks and all
Sometimes I get a good motherfucking feeling nigga
when jon jones said "You LA guys, I'm obsessed with" that was guru
guru projected his consciousness into jon's brain and made him say that
>>149296248I don't see it, sorry.
and then...
KABOOOOOOOM!
max's chin was destroyed forever
>>149296269Problem with trannyveira is he is a quitter at heart, Ilia can see through him, he will remain on the back foot and try to crotch sniff the first round until it backfires on him
If Jon sneezes he is gay. If I say ussy bussy bacon daddy bussy I am not gay.
>>149296265He didn't say that
>>149296190Youโre suffering from Godtista derangement syndrome
>ughh i'm gonna kick out of range and crotch sniff-ACK
when jon jones grabbed, sniffed and sucked on that brazzas sweaty hair that was GODru
GODru took over control of jon's body and made him do that
>>149296348He split open that piggy white boy real good.
>>149296295>*vomits maple syrup in my direction*
>>149296308Is that really sneed?
>>149296343no fighters have given up quite as much as Shartles
>>149296147It looks ai gรชnerated.
>>149296343He was luring Swanton into an triangle. Fucking complete shit wreffing to not allow an layered mindgame to develop
What makes the UFC special is that it's a true meritocracy. The best fight the best, and the best is blessed. Max Holloway has broken the internet with a brand new picture of his erect penis
>>149296378I've been meaning to ask you, B: what religion do jacked Taiwanese boys such as you'reself profess?
>>149296447>The best fight the bestWhat?
>>149296456Ilia Topuria fights himself every damn day
If the best fight the best, then the blessed fight the blessed instead of the accursed.
Amru, Gadzhi, Shamil, Movlid, Marat
>>149296447>Max Holloway has broken the internet with a brand new picture of his erect penishe what now?
What MMA fighter has the biggest dick I wonder
>>149296520joe pyfer got a hawg on him
>>149296520Moussassi or Tito.
>>149296505He was high on something man but he posted a picture of his erection and it's a viral sensation
>>149296560pyfercord is massive
Give me ONE REASON to care about the UFC in 2025
>>149296601joe pyfer is coming off a win
>>149296601What else are you gonna watch?
>>149296601the current iteration of the UFC is evolving
>>149296647Boxing of course
>>149296601I can't Watch boxing instead. It's way better.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
Where do you guys watch old fights? The selection on YT is very limited
post the one of fury tkoing chisora with nothing
>>149296689This is unironically better than 99% of mma fights
>>149296678>I can't Watch boxing instead. It's way better.Gm saaaar. saar he redeem the box
honestly if the UFC had the best fighting the worst it would draw more dimes than YEAR 2 of fag bones vs retard son holding a division hostage
>>149296778early stoppage!
>>149296778I'm never sure of whether Wellmaker has his eyes open or not.
>>149296778Superman punch but with a hook devilish attack
>>149296447the best is breast
>>149296825remember when we thought simian was good. dude got done exactly like moutinhoโฆ
>>149296778God whiteoids are so bad at UFC
>>149296864Wellmaker is White though
>>149296878when a nigga call a nigga pops, it aint never his father b
>>149296893You oughta know, B.
>>149296880>L-look at this irrelevant unranked fight I found that disputes your claim! So there!
>>149296907Kek
Bodied that freak
conor fought lightweights and his power no longer translated
topuria fights lightweights and...
>>149296937he gadooshed jai herbert
>>149296911claim? its just a heem bappa
>>149296888Alexander volkanovski since greeks are basically blacks
yea i have agp
a giant penis
HW GOAT: Jon Jones
LHW GOAT: Jon Jones
MW GOAT: Anderson Silva
WW GOAT: Kamaru Usman
The only whiteoid GOATS are in the little boy divisions
>>149296943I gooned to this video probably a hundred times in my life
for me itโs the three italian kings della maddalena, dvalishvili, and pantoja
>>149296860We didnโt think saaiman was good. That camp is clearly shit and lucked out on Dricus being a special athlete
>>149296995You are such a sour puss, always negative and never positive
>>149296969>WW GOAT: Kamaru UsmanHendricks ?
thats how sneed looks? not a bad looking guy imo
is a cool guy who does what he wants without fear
i do hope he gets better
anywway im sure im gonna miss most of teh fights this weekend because im not getting up that early on a weekend. i hope i can catch most of the main card at least
PVZ will be the pawlgest milf
>>149297057shut the fuck up
>>149296860It's hard to tell if Moutinho is good at least by that fight cause the dude outweighed him by like 50 lbs
>>149297057i fucked your boyfriend
>>149297057>does what he wants without fearyou can say the same about crackheads that break in and steal peoples tvs. the guy is a junkie loser you could be low inhib like him too if you had white trash parents and a drug problem
i feel like something was supposed to be on today
>>149297057Alright, Mann.
>It's hard to tell if Moutinho is good
>>149297095Get tested for AIDS
>>149297032No, whiteoid. Just no.
>>149297115kek luke thomas unironically and respectfully said hes the worst fighter the ufc has signed besides CM punk
>>149297115is this the same guy o'shitley couldnt finish?
>>149297176Idk some of the obese unranked heavyweights are abhorrently bad
Charles has been seen at Walmart shopping for a pillow
>>149292485This is what we've been waiting for.
ciryl gane has written extensively on this topic
>>149297266For Shitnigguria?
imagine going on a road trip with ryan hall, dom cruz, and sandhagen
>>149297232Why is Dana White naked?
>>149297293heโs getting ready to bounce his o ring on my dick for hours
>>149297283No, he hasn't. Have you even read his work?
>>149297115hey now I remember him stinging the blessed black man with a few punches before he got slept
>>149297316>he hasnโt read the ganepocrypha
Luke? The apostle from the bible? Thomas? The apostle from the bible?
>he Charles what do you think about the pillow comments
>Charles- *gulp* h-he said t-that
Charles is fucking shook
>>149297360No, the war criminal
gane? the messiah from the bible?
Paranormal Investigator Ciryl Gane
Charles then paddy now that's what I call easy fucking money Ilia just doesn't miss
you niggas have gane too far
>>149297409Chaddy the daddy bug sprays that roach
why did max back away from illia's invitation to the circle inside of the octagon?
>>149297360He strikes me as an atheist.
>>149297433well what happened was ilia was offering him the can of monster, but it turned out that max preferred prime energy drink
>>149297433Similar to when a big horn sheep bows and admits defeat to the alpha
holloway has never lost in one of those point down and throw things, topuria was offering him his only chance in the fight to win and he blew it. fucking idiot
>>149297433Because Max lacks KO power and overwhelms his opponents with volume. Having a swang off at the start wouldn't be wise.
>>149297454He strikes me as a coprophage
Ilia would heem tank in a boxing fight, Dana book it.
yeah I'm thinking GODmahal
Me vs Merab
>I immediately claim the center of the octagon with raw aura and the tangible threat of KO power
>Merab skirts side to side trying to find an opening, every time I pressure he scampers aside
>I shoot forward and begin peppering him with combination, slipping back just as his mongoloid brain catches up and throws haymakers in response
>We have several exchanges like this, I piece him up and move back out of range
>Heโs smiling and trying to act unbothered
>Iโm the only one pressuring, every time he twitches as if for a takedown I bounce back and prepare to counterstrike. He senses the danger and still has not yet attempted one
>Finally he starts to try to move in
>Kick him instantly in the face
>He laughs and his nose is bleeding
>I know heโs already in deep trouble but I keep the same pace, pressuring and peppering him with shots, then kicking him to either the body or face every time he inches voluntarily into range
>His mudrat survival instincts kick in and he dives desperately for the takedown
>With ease I fly up with a knee and land it right in his jaw
>He drops like a sack of shit with his eyes wide and I finish him off with a few hammer punches before Herb Dean tackles me off him
ufc 323: 12 african jungle pygmy niggas from the heart of darkness vs tom aspinall
>>149297552Tank Abbott would toss that little freak right out of the octagon
>>149297433because he hadn't hit him with a cheesy spin kick to the nose, then wore him down for 4.97 rounds yet idiot
>>149297510Thanks b I wanted to learn a new word /s
Ilia makes Aspinal unbalanced with his suave head movement then takes the back and chokes him out
>>149297555This but Merab by decision.
>>149297607ahh I think u got it right
The type of true knowledge that is beamed into my brain from the world of ideas. Luke Thomas picks turds out of toilets and eats them for sexual gratification and he sucks a big turd off like a penis and gets faeces in his beard and you can smell the shit on his breath. I know this for a fact
Ilia beats Aspinall. But has no answer to the question of Pantoja.
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I smacked the fuck out of Jon Jones. I walked right up to him, looked him in the eye, said "what you're doing to the heavyweight division is a disservice to Tom, the fans, and MMA as a whole" and then smacked him in his stupid fucking face. And the best part is there are no repercussions for me ly- posting about in online.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lPHZzb2UIk
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>149297722>jon is a humble, gentle manHe really is the Greatest Of All Time...
>>149297744Hate to spoil it for you b but it's fucking nothing. Most likely explanation is researchers faking it for grant money.
>>149297555Very vivid fan fiction Sean
>>149297779gay. I just want an alien gf
Luke "Village Strangler" Thomas
>>149297607>cheesy spin kickwhat the fuck does that even mean
>>149297817use your imagination
petition to bring back the rose gimmick
submit your signatures in the form of (You)s to this post
>>149297817why did Max refuse to step up to Illia when he invites other fighters to do the same consistently?
>>149297832he became champion and plucked the last rose, the gimmick ir over now or some gay shit
>>149297817nigga if you have to ask, you don't know
But on a serious note itโs pretty crazy that we have a SPORT in 2025 where people beat the shit out of each other. Like think about it
perfectly timed jump spinning back kick directly to the face from close range? that's heckin cheesy bro
>>149297843Just when the guy has aura overload you drop this news wow what a legend
People are lining up for miles to try and get a power slap audition
I wish Crocop had truly saved Rose and choked Barry to death
Dana White here my self-imposed punishment for beating my wife will be that I will be forever known as a wifebeater
>not pneumonia he swallowed bleach
I would too if I had two daughters
Jasmine rice is just as good as sex
How'd that petition to strip Jon go?
>>149298025Those daughters will grow up to be bbc addicts. For shame.
>>149298025Yjk this little fag is wearing thong sandals
>>149298015kek I thought his woife had it bad
>>149298015>Dana White here my self-imposed punishment for beating my wife will be that I will be forever known as a wifebeater
>>149298015It was in Mexico it's actually against the law to not beat your wife there slandering redditor
DC is a sweater vest away from Uncle Phil.
Jean Silva's IDF Adventure
Dana advices Trump on strategic military strikes
Is kuniev going to heem blaydes?
>>149298374>Dana and Trump meet with top military badass>Who, you ask?
>>149296448Jesus is lord b
>>149298752eastern Jesus or western Jesus
donโt look now but jairzinho rosenberg is back in the win column. dana is gonna come crawling back any day
>>149298764factual and truthful post
brazzas I fear I am becoming a functioning alcoholic how I fight dis
SOOOO I'M OUTSIDE OF THE APEX AND YOU THIIIIINK I'M A PUUUUUUUUUUUNK
SO I GO TO THAT ROIDED BRAZILIAN IN THE TRUUUUUNK
I TOLD THEM ZUFFA NIGGAS, I AIN'T EVER SCARED
Sup /heem/. How did you spend this wonderful Juneteenth holiday?
I ate a 10mg edible, finished Good Time (overrated), watched Bad Lieutenant New Orleans (fine), and studied a bit of organic chemistry. Illustrating molecular polarity through net electron distribution/dipole movement seems easy enough. I also heemed my meng twice.
>>149299491lol one of these days one of us heemsters has got to save and combine every picture/video of gaethje looking retarded and make a highlight video
>>149299558that heeminds me
I used to think I just didn't like MMA, but then I watched Pride FC. Holy shit, it was awesome, the Japanese really know how to entertain. The problem for me is the UFC.
Have you all heard the tragic tale of King Midas? There was this centaur and he was wasted so started handing out wishes. This Midas king, he wishes for everything touched to-everything he touches to be gold. And he's touching things, touching flowers, touching tables, touching microphones making gold. And then he's happy and his daughter comes up and he turns her to gold, too. He thought he had the golden touch but then he fucked up. That king is Chael Sonnen.
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>>149299726>thing>thing, japanwhy are flips like this
What a guy; what a night. UFC 298 Anaheim California. Certainly one for the books.
tell me when the heems are on
I feel like dying
I feel like dying
>>149299913thatโs fuckin gay
>>149299888nah its not thing Japan. Kicks and knees to the head, actually interesting visuals (fighters look distinct), boxing ring instead of the ugly cage, badass intros and the feeling of grandeur (huge stadium) it's just a better product in every way. UFC has a lot to learn.
This is how, you heemind me.
>Hill/Rountree
banger
>Fiziev/Bahamondes
banger
>Blaydes/Kuniev
good
>Orolbai/Musayev
good
>Sadykhov/Motta
good
>Naimov/Grad
dunno
>Ko/Elliott
good
>Naurdiev/Turtle
good
>Ulanbekov/Maksum
good
>Usman/Abdelwahab
meme tier
honestly a pretty solid card. I give it 6/10
>>149300131you're obsessed with mandrama. none of that matters. PRIDE DREAM and RIZIN can't touch the average level of skill in UFC
If you're not first you're last the loser doesn't even get a interview hit the showers you losing piece of shit
>>149300145better than 318
heemember when usyk dressed as perfect cell?
>>149300190aint nobody watchin tim sylvia vs dudu pederneiras when they can get crocop vs fedor on a winamp stream bro
>>149300306I'm talmbout today
Guys, I really, really like Sean Strickland.
>>149300190Now imagine that level of skill combined with fun. It's called entertainment, seems like something America has forgotten how to do which is why your movies and shows are all shit now.
>>149300299I don't watch KSW
>>149300366Please all I see coming out of Flipland are shitty softcore porn dramas
Go ahead and watch lifetime jobbers on rizin. No one is stopping you
They call him the hangman because he hangs niggers
>>149300145Any brazzas/russians fighting?
Hioki is definitely a enforcer for the Yakuza by now
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They call him The Diamond because he hangs niggers.
>>149300407Lol no one hates the entertainment industry in this country more than me, but my point still stands. Pride was just a more entertaining, better promotion than UFC. I didn't even mention those other ones, you brought that up for some reason. UFC would benefit greatly from thinking about how to make their fights more visually interesting and the overall aesthetics of their shows.
he had everything
but traded it for *checks notes* oh..yikes.
>>149300578No need. The skill is there and it's growing in that sanitized sport way. The custom shorts and social media are enough additional entertainment on top of the heems
>>149300607Running around on his Lamborghini Yacht all day partying getting drunk snorting blow and heeming any faggot who looks at him funny?
>>149300607was it 'love'?
Oh fuck sake, Mexico got me with the old unclosable cat webm again the absolute bastard.
>>149300713peak "we made it" lifestyle you ask me, he used to be barely above a welfare bogan and now he could run over a smaller yacht with his yacht and everyone would forgive him. VERY COOL!
>>149300447Fiziev, Kuniev (good experience in ACA & PFL), Orolbai (very good), Musayev (decent former guy in RIZIN), Sadykhov (from Longo's gym, heemed Big Bonfim last time), Naimov (clubbing striker), Naurdiev (athletic but probably not special), Ulanbekov (from Khabib's camp), Maksum (solid Kazakh), Abdelwahab (discount Egyptian DC)
>>149300675Watching Pride makes me see what it could be, and quite frankly I much prefer that vision of MMA, and I know I'm not the only one. Hopefully someone with the same idea will come around in the future.
>>149300786Literally what more could you ever want? You cant take money with you when you die but those moments you were cross faded out of your gourd and heeming civilians will have always happened. Every moment is an eternity.
>>149300786Shagging like a sailor diminished his entire aura
Jon Jones issues chilling warning to Tom Aspinall, โlol im not fightingโ
>>149300849It already is ongoing. It's called RIZIN. It's run by the same guy who did PRIDE. Difference is it's mostly full of regional journeymen and all the best fighters (Jiri, Kape, Horiguchi, Asakura, Musayev, etc.) go to UFC because that's where the skill and fame and glory is
If I was Irish I'd be walking around with a foam potato head hat on and three suicide vests demanding Conor be president of Ireland
>>149301081Aspinall's son delivers chilling droppings to Tom's Skechers. 'lol I'm not done pooing"
Making 'zas again. I'll keep you guys posted.
I invented Tom's mush brain offspring defecating into his zapatos meme btw
>>149301185whoever invented it we will always be thankful, because it's a defining characteristic of Tom
>>149301081Tommy boy literally no rebuttal to this tactic btw. Checkmate.
>>149301082Yeah I know RIZIN exists, but I would love for something to be more global and attract more top level talent using that PRIDE-style promotion, IDK maybe I'll just watch RIZIN for now...
>>149301181this scares my American brain
>>149301181Pizza Hut is cheaper and better
does anyone have or remember the edit from I think 10 years ago where Conor McGregor knocks out Aldo? It's set to Terminator 2 theme and everyone's doubting him and Conor's like 'One king gets old, then a young gorilla comes up and kills him, and takes everything he owns' and then the end they slow down the knockout and match it with 'He will think I'm there and then I am not there. He will think I am not there and then I am there.'
/r/equesting the Blanchfield shadow heem
>>149300820Well, I will watch it then
>>149301501idk but its crazy you bring up that fight because no church in the wild was just in my head not 10 minutes ago
>>149301485>fan taking a bump at 4 secondsBASED
ลm fookin Israeli bro yรฆ??
>>149295791Thatโs not Christian Rodriguez tho
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>>149301906At the bottom of that building? You guessed it, woodchipper.
>>149301906He tanked that shit.
At the bottom of those shoes? You guessed it, excrement.
>>149302019OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
>>149302054Bro has zero aura in that little cuck dolly, somebody post the woman snickering as she wheeled him off
Iโve actually killed people so I have the most insight to offer on heeming
>>149302085People are severely overrating Rountree because Poatan didnโt take him seriously and let him have two rounds
Oh no no no, its even worse!! Hahahaha
>>149302085That's a poll of viewers of the 2straws podcast, a show where two women are talking.
>>149302189Pootan is a confirmed can lost his aura and now fucks prostitutes in SEA countries let's stop talking about him ok
>>149302213Sometimes they stop talking and bust they shit down and start twerking they shit bumping n grinding all up on each other. So there's that part too.
>>149302275Is he drink- no it can't be... out of a shoe!?
iโd love to test myself against a veteran like anthony smith
>>149302292>>149302213Iโm not interested in that
Them 2Straws freak-off segment is pretty much the only parts of their show that I even watch anymore.
>>149302335BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY ITS KILLED HIM
>>149302345In the cage or in his house at 4am?
where's arianny? did dana put her down?
>>149302345Do we know what branch he served? It seems like half the fighters on any given broadcast are veterans these days.
>>149302213>>149302369People who watch podcasts are the lowest IQ people
first order as ufc president the ring girls need to be replaced and the new ones should be no older than 22 years of age
Where is Arianny? Is she still fine? Is she...bogged?
>>149302473Ring girls should be local talent wherever the card is and maybe a regular rotation for vegas cards
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>>149302508this is a week ago
>>149302203im surprised jamal was eating shots from jiri i think he actually got this
>>149302508bappa its like the barbie factory had a heat wave
Alright I'll just come out and say what everyone is thinking. They should be smoking hot Brazilian tranny ring girls and their girl dicks should bounce around semi-erect while they walk around the octagon.
I said what I said.
>>149302626Rountree sucks. His only chance is leg kicks
they call him sweet dreams because he dreams of sweets
His nickname is sweet dreams because pressure makes diamonds.
Mcgregor Sleep!!
once the eagle gets ahold of its prey
>>149302508Apparently she is bogged, had a babby and still wood
could a human actually have deciphered chandlers tweet like grok did or was that an instance of where the machines outwork us?
McGregor fast? More like...McGregor Sleep!!
>>149302508In your anger, you drove her to bog herself.
>>149302990People forget man, besides the main sequel trilogy Disney star wars content has actually been really good.
little known fact, porrier had a heem clause in his contract for the gooby 2 fight, where if he didnt heem he would only get a fraction of his purse
mcgregor fast more like mcgregor fas
>>149303049we donโt watch that crap here
>People forget man, besides the main sequel trilogy Disney star wars content has actually been really good.
just ate half a pizza 3 ice cream sandwiches 6 brownies and 3 cookies letโs fucking go jamahal hill
>>149303169Only half a pizza? Fuckin rookie.
>>149303169I mean this is pretty fucking American and I support it.
Finland woulda demolished 2 large meatlovers pizza by himself and not thought anything of sharing that fact until after he was ridiculed for it. Real one.
>>149303073nvm only source on this is some youtuber
Let's go jamahal fuck that cult nigga
>4GP2U
huh
Boy Ill tell you what much like tranny porn which I do not watch Im sure looking forward to also not watching this Jake Paul boxing slop thats for sure.
>>149303447I'm gonna watch it!
>>149302639hi paulo, pls stop pulling out from your fights thanks
Why the fuck did DAZN edit those weird spikes on Jake Paul? Is Jake Paul spikey now?
I miss the minecraft hot sauce at mcdonalds, I admit
pawg milfs and bud light.
>>149303447>10 days out>first time hearing about itjakebros
pawg milfs and coors light cuz bud light donโt pay me nothing
>>149303604For me its a 32oz can of Miller Highlife The Champagne of Beersยฉ
>>149303594Iโll throw one of your yoda toys and while you bend over to pick it up, Iโll shove a lightsaber up your ass bitch.
>reddit when shartles wins
AND HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF DANA TONIGHT, CYALL LATER
>>149303688You'll dew fookin nutten!!
>>149303604I'm the only man here who could please her needs I fear
Which Star Wars character would do the best in mma?
>>149303757Im still here brother.
Why does the leaf hate epic wacky guys?
Its crazy how most Americans know star wars better than the bible
>>149303779Force users can perhaheem too easily unless they obey the unified rules.
>>149303779watto emmanuel
>>149303811I have read the Bible front to back brother. Its actually an incredibly good book, some of the chapters really get the synapses firing correctly.
>>149303811It's crazy how most Canadians care more about what Americans think about 70's scifi slop than the own well-being of their country but who am I to judge bappa
>you gotta heckin love the bible
>>149303863Factual post I lament.
>>149303811Both are fake, so it doesnโt matter
It's crazy how little actual mma discussion takes place here
Never watched star wars and probably wont never watch unless a girl want me to watch it with her (sex is expected)
>>149303903You dont believe the Bible exists?
>>149303915You dont like Sci Fi?
>>149303854I hate Jews as much as everyone, but the fact of the matter is that some of the most beautiful books in history were written by them, I'm talking about the Book of Job, Lamentations and the Ecclesiastes.
>>149303929I donโt believe the events it depicts are real. You know what I meant.
>>149303965This guy gets it. Honestly you can just skip straight to Revelations since we are currently living in them.
nah this nigga aint it bro nigga think he's sweden
Hill is gonna KO Rountree
>american politics are based on star wars
>>149303912uh yeah dude i'm super pumped for two black guys to fight each other in durkadurkastan
>>149304064Its entirely possible.
>>149304071I actually am but for all the wrong reasons, I hope a relic of the soviet era missile collides with the mud hut this event is being held in
ASTRAL TRAVELING
https://youtu.be/OOPzDEIliRE?si=tqNX10a7QDmylPCz
>>149304114Its entirely possible.
A New Hope is the best one and it's not even close
>>149304160>kobe, i am sorry
Entirely possible 3-piece with soda.
when Schaub said walg me to my trugg, I felt that
Entirely possible lung transplant.
>>149303956I like Sci Fie but the popularity of star wars is just too high and I cant appreciate something very popular,call me a pretentious faggot but its just the way yakub designed me
>>149304160I don't see tha punch
I don't see the girl on motorcycle
Kobe... no
>yakub designed me
whoโs gonna tell him
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>>149304167>Iran is a fucking sport killer
Israel Adesanya kind of looks like a duck. Not in the Jon Jones way but like in the Darkwing way.
FRANCIS! WE NEED YOU IN WISCONSIN!
>>149304264Respectfully, you could always try getting over yourself. And I emphasize respectfully.
>>149304264Yakub only made white people as a curse against Nubians. Not Moroccan fruit + meat eaters.
Isn't Iran like directly below Azerbaijan?? What if Jahmal gets blown up by a missle?
>>149304345I aint gonna sugar coat it.
>>149304345We have asked this question, and addressed it. True warrior spirit is facing five ballistic missiles at once playa
Africa only has one champ
Cop just got permaheemed in my neighborhood
Who the hell is John Africa?
>>149304401Based Taxijeet
>>149304401Fuck the police coming straight from the underground.
>>149304345Iran will do fucking nothing!
Vancouver isn't a real place.
>>149304439I never seen Vancouver or the curvature of the earth with my own eyes. Ill have to reserve my judgements until I see evidence one way or another.
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59 days and jon is the longest reigning hw champ
>>149304345itโll be a fluke just like when he got caught by pereira
>>149304406I've been asking the same thing b
>>149304505DC is going to be fucking pissed.
>>149304505stipe was champ for 1400 days or something altogether
I would like to post a photo of Gooby's bloody ass cheeks after he got hit by a car.
>>149304474HOLY SHIT, IS THIS REAL?
>>149304543oh. single reign is a pretty meme metric, disregard
when is the last time the UFC hw division was even good? It had to be JDS Cain era. Since then it's like, who gives a fuck. A mentally retarded Frenchman loses to a bloated coked out tar baby in 2 minutes. That's your HW main event.
>>149304401hmmm really makes me wonder who was driving that cab
>>149304595Heavyweights needs roids to perform
>>149304595The last actually good Heavyweight was Ubereem.
>>149304401Judging by the light, the cop was in the wrong. Tough luck.
>>149304595There were two good heavyweight during the JDS Cain era.
>>149304643Grok says what he meant how many ufc fighter's fingers would her poon take.
>>149304652I wish we got K-1 Ubereem, when he was like 570 lbs of muscle killing their roster, I wanted that dude in the UFC. We never got it though, only for one fight and that was the Lesnar one
>>149304474Is he hitting himself on his back?
Roy Nelson...now that was a daddy.
>>1493045432 years in Dagestan and forget
>>149304655Sucks to suck. You dont mean to assume the light was still green from the moment of the crash all the way through the clean up of the body and the photo being taken right? Because that would be profoundly retarded to assume.
>>149304665At least they banged, B. Nowadays you have fucking Waldo and Volkov taking every fight to a decision.
>>149304721the fact some heavyweights ever go to decision is an indictment on how shit the hw division has always been. But I love seeing these barely trained fat retards sling haymakers at each other so I'm conflicted
I hope Rob kills RDR. Bo was important for the health of shitposting and his derailing put a damper on things.
>>149304756Its actually one of the only things really pisses me off. UFC needs to stop being such greedy penny pinching faggots and cough up the money to recruit some NFL linebackers who can swing haymakers for more than 3 minutes before gassing.
>>149304773rdr windmilling in a brunsonesque fashion through the top 5 will have much better returns. trust the plan
RDR should do the Mario tornado on Rob
Ignacio Baja Montes? He's Bolivian?
>>149304773I think the bo nickal meme ran its course, I implore you to come to the Ridder side. He has meme potential.
I said last for finalbd asshole
>>149304797100% agree, I want to see big freaks of nature destined for CTE in one way or another punch and hit and suplex each other as hard as they can, or at least as long as their roid gas lasts.