Thread 149295312

I have a Gamrot penis

shit thread

Charlie Olives

shit thread

>>149295369
Why is that burger raining

Pink nippled individuals are heemlets

post webms where levels are displayed

>>149295337
>>149295360
oh yeah? well, its a reflection of (You)

>>149295369
that burgers clitty is leaking!

>>149295408
many are saying this

>>149295312 (OP)
>>149295414
>le AI xD

>>149295369
Putrid human

>>149295408
say that to matt steamrolla frevolas face and see what happens

>>149295414
woah that's sick

anyone notice that charles has tiny nipples?

>>149295369
get your officially listened UFC Dana Drippings only 19.99 per 8 oz bottle

>>149295451
Gaped by an Algerian BVLL sadly

>>149295475
No. I'm not in the habit of staring at men's nipples.

pink nipples > brown nipples

Never been a fan of kevin lee or joaquin buckley or the other chocolate people. Just something about them

>>149295543
k well they're fucking tiny

not looking directly at someone's nipples is the same as being scared to look them in the eyes

>>149295562
I think you might be racist, lad

Hasbulla rat poison mukbang

>>149295493
goofy dana

met hendrix

Uhhhh peebros is our boy okay?

>>149295652
Pee zagged instead of zigging one too many times and was never able to reach his full potential. Trawlgic.

>>149295644
>41

>bryce: Jean silva was so strong I knew I was a 135er after wreak with him
Levels

i will say i expected pee to miss weight since it's short notice
will probably pop for something instead
and he's getting heemed of course

>>149295702
not even the first fighter jean has sent to bantamweight

will the brazza in the green hoodie be in kevin’s corner

>>149295505
He is not Algerian, he is French

>>149295702
>didn't have the same reaction after facing supposedly 175lb Ilia
Apturo bros...

>>149295776
He was sick in that fight so he probably just thought it was that

>doesn't care about money
>doesn't care about fame
>only cares about exposing frauds
Echelons

>>149295791
Truly the Coffeezilla of the UFC.Chills.

>>149295791
Hello, Mario

The nature of BMF means that it just naturally becomes the lineal title over time, since the BMF champion inevitably loses to real elites

>>149295791
This is advanced contrarianism

>>149295776
175 is pretty small walk around weight for lightweight
Olivera and Islam hang around the 180s

>>149295791
wtf I'm a Mario missile now

Beastista has the blueprint for Merab

zahabi would zeem the shit out of mario

>>149295874
Probably not but Merab might be old enough that he physically implodes by the time Bautista is challenging for the belt
People with Merab's style suddenly see a stark, stark decline when they get old

>>149295312 (OP)
Is anyone else watching UFC BJJ

illy walks around at around187

>>149295702
demonic possession strength. ufc needs to start testing for it.

>>149295916
only every here nigga

I want Arman to become champion because he has no hype or aura. Would be funny.

>>149295916
no

>>149295369
It's like an old-school Carl's Jr. ad

>>149295644
BIG PIGG's fall from grace was impressive, he will make a perfect zogbot

Is Ilia brown, reddish or pink nippled?

>>149295987
Brown. Clearly darker than Volk

>>149296010
No wonder he heemed him

>>149295941
Arman is blacklisted, i think he is not in the UFC anymore

This shit looks disgusting btw

>>149296147
Turn on your monitor, Ms. Piggy.

>>149295874
Bautista couldn’t get a guy standing perfectly still and not moving his head out of the octagon, that fight exposed so called “Patchy Mix” as much as it did him
UK flags always have the most retarded takes, you’re like the Leafs of /heem/

>>149296145
he’s the backup for oliveira vs toporio

No wonder nobody can beat Jon Jones he is just too high IQ

>>149296196
Ohhh yeah ?? guess what, Gamrot was the backup for Islam vs oliveira

jon jones is gay and he uses religion to try and hide it

Jon Jones is actually straight and you all fell for the mma chudru psyop

Islam vs Gamrot, now that was a fight, fireworks and all

Sometimes I get a good motherfucking feeling nigga

when jon jones said "You LA guys, I'm obsessed with" that was guru
guru projected his consciousness into jon's brain and made him say that

>>149296248
I don't see it, sorry.

and then...
KABOOOOOOOM!
max's chin was destroyed forever

>>149296269
Problem with trannyveira is he is a quitter at heart, Ilia can see through him, he will remain on the back foot and try to crotch sniff the first round until it backfires on him

If Jon sneezes he is gay. If I say ussy bussy bacon daddy bussy I am not gay.

>>149296265
He didn't say that

>>149296190
You’re suffering from Godtista derangement syndrome

when jon jones grabbed, sniffed and sucked on that brazzas sweaty hair that was GODru
GODru took over control of jon's body and made him do that

>>149296348
He split open that piggy white boy real good.

>>149296295
>*vomits maple syrup in my direction*

>>149296279
>>149296343
charlesisters...

>>149296308
Is that really sneed?

>>149296343
no fighters have given up quite as much as Shartles

>>149296147
It looks ai gênerated.

>>149296343
He was luring Swanton into an triangle. Fucking complete shit wreffing to not allow an layered mindgame to develop

>>149296366
That's Tyla!

Hot glue your monitor

What makes the UFC special is that it's a true meritocracy. The best fight the best, and the best is blessed. Max Holloway has broken the internet with a brand new picture of his erect penis

>>149296378
I've been meaning to ask you, B: what religion do jacked Taiwanese boys such as you'reself profess?

>>149296447
>The best fight the best
What?

>>149296456
Ilia Topuria fights himself every damn day

If the best fight the best, then the blessed fight the blessed instead of the accursed.

Amru, Gadzhi, Shamil, Movlid, Marat

>>149296447
>Max Holloway has broken the internet with a brand new picture of his erect penis
he what now?

What MMA fighter has the biggest dick I wonder

>>149296520
Max Holloway

>>149296520
joe pyfer

>>149296520
joe pyfer got a hawg on him

>>149296520
Moussassi or Tito.

>>149296536
>>149296539

>>149296505
He was high on something man but he posted a picture of his erection and it's a viral sensation

>>149296560
pyfercord is massive

Give me ONE REASON to care about the UFC in 2025

>>149296601
joe pyfer is coming off a win

>>149296601
The penises

>>149296601
What else are you gonna watch?

>>149296601
the current iteration of the UFC is evolving

>>149296647
Boxing of course

>>149296601
I can't Watch boxing instead. It's way better.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

Where do you guys watch old fights? The selection on YT is very limited

post the one of fury tkoing chisora with nothing

>>149296689
This is unironically better than 99% of mma fights

>>149296678
>I can't Watch boxing instead. It's way better.
Gm saaaar. saar he redeem the box

>>149296695
mma core

honestly if the UFC had the best fighting the worst it would draw more dimes than YEAR 2 of fag bones vs retard son holding a division hostage

>>149296695
/heem/

>>149296778
early stoppage!

>>149296778
I'm never sure of whether Wellmaker has his eyes open or not.

>>149296778
Superman punch but with a hook devilish attack

>>149296447
the best is breast

>>149296825
remember when we thought simian was good. dude got done exactly like moutinho…

>>149296778
God whiteoids are so bad at UFC

>>149296864
Wellmaker is White though

zero black champions

>>149296878
when a nigga call a nigga pops, it aint never his father b

>>149296893
You oughta know, B.

>>149296880
>L-look at this irrelevant unranked fight I found that disputes your claim! So there!

>>149296888
Jon Jones

>>149296907
Kek
Bodied that freak

conor fought lightweights and his power no longer translated
topuria fights lightweights and...

me in the gym

>>149296937
he gadooshed jai herbert

>>149296911
claim? its just a heem bappa

>>149296888
Alexander volkanovski since greeks are basically blacks

>>149296948
THE?

yea i have agp
a giant penis

HW GOAT: Jon Jones
LHW GOAT: Jon Jones
MW GOAT: Anderson Silva
WW GOAT: Kamaru Usman

The only whiteoid GOATS are in the little boy divisions

>>149296943
I gooned to this video probably a hundred times in my life

>>149296943
That's a man.

for me it’s the three italian kings della maddalena, dvalishvili, and pantoja

>>149296860
We didn’t think saaiman was good. That camp is clearly shit and lucked out on Dricus being a special athlete

>>149296995
You are such a sour puss, always negative and never positive

>>149296969
>WW GOAT: Kamaru Usman
Hendricks ?

thats how sneed looks? not a bad looking guy imo
is a cool guy who does what he wants without fear
i do hope he gets better
anywway im sure im gonna miss most of teh fights this weekend because im not getting up that early on a weekend. i hope i can catch most of the main card at least

PVZ will be the pawlgest milf

>>149297057
shut the fuck up

>>149296860
It's hard to tell if Moutinho is good at least by that fight cause the dude outweighed him by like 50 lbs

>>149297057
i fucked your boyfriend

>>149297057
>does what he wants without fear
you can say the same about crackheads that break in and steal peoples tvs. the guy is a junkie loser you could be low inhib like him too if you had white trash parents and a drug problem

i feel like something was supposed to be on today

>>149297057
Alright, Mann.

>>149297095
Get tested for AIDS

>>149297032
No, whiteoid. Just no.

myktlbek oralbai, esq.

>>149297115
kek luke thomas unironically and respectfully said hes the worst fighter the ufc has signed besides CM punk

>>149297086
u r a fag

>

>>149297115
is this the same guy o'shitley couldnt finish?

>>149297176
Idk some of the obese unranked heavyweights are abhorrently bad

lucifer thomas

lukas tom

Charles has been seen at Walmart shopping for a pillow

>>149292485
This is what we've been waiting for.

ciryl gane has written extensively on this topic

>>149297266
For Shitnigguria?

imagine going on a road trip with ryan hall, dom cruz, and sandhagen

>>149297232
Why is Dana White naked?

>>149297283
in crayon

>>149297283
Kek

Tanked that shit. Next.

>>149297293
he’s getting ready to bounce his o ring on my dick for hours

>>149297283
No, he hasn't. Have you even read his work?

Hey guys I back

>>149297115
hey now I remember him stinging the blessed black man with a few punches before he got slept

Pure Violins

>>149297316
>he hasn’t read the ganepocrypha

Luke? The apostle from the bible? Thomas? The apostle from the bible?

>he Charles what do you think about the pillow comments
>Charles- *gulp* h-he said t-that

Charles is fucking shook

>>149297360
No, the war criminal

gane? the messiah from the bible?

Paranormal Investigator Ciryl Gane

Charles then paddy now that's what I call easy fucking money Ilia just doesn't miss

you niggas have gane too far

matthew mark luke gane

>>149297409
Chaddy the daddy bug sprays that roach

why did max back away from illia's invitation to the circle inside of the octagon?

>>149297360
He strikes me as an atheist.

John
Paul
Gane
Ringo

>>149297433
well what happened was ilia was offering him the can of monster, but it turned out that max preferred prime energy drink

>>149297433
Similar to when a big horn sheep bows and admits defeat to the alpha

holloway has never lost in one of those point down and throw things, topuria was offering him his only chance in the fight to win and he blew it. fucking idiot

>>149297433
Because Max lacks KO power and overwhelms his opponents with volume. Having a swang off at the start wouldn't be wise.

>>149297454
He strikes me as a coprophage

Ilia would heem tank in a boxing fight, Dana book it.

yeah I'm thinking GODmahal

Me vs Merab
>I immediately claim the center of the octagon with raw aura and the tangible threat of KO power
>Merab skirts side to side trying to find an opening, every time I pressure he scampers aside
>I shoot forward and begin peppering him with combination, slipping back just as his mongoloid brain catches up and throws haymakers in response
>We have several exchanges like this, I piece him up and move back out of range
>He’s smiling and trying to act unbothered
>I’m the only one pressuring, every time he twitches as if for a takedown I bounce back and prepare to counterstrike. He senses the danger and still has not yet attempted one
>Finally he starts to try to move in
>Kick him instantly in the face
>He laughs and his nose is bleeding
>I know he’s already in deep trouble but I keep the same pace, pressuring and peppering him with shots, then kicking him to either the body or face every time he inches voluntarily into range
>His mudrat survival instincts kick in and he dives desperately for the takedown
>With ease I fly up with a knee and land it right in his jaw
>He drops like a sack of shit with his eyes wide and I finish him off with a few hammer punches before Herb Dean tackles me off him

ufc 323: 12 african jungle pygmy niggas from the heart of darkness vs tom aspinall

>>149297552
Tank Abbott would toss that little freak right out of the octagon

>>149297433
because he hadn't hit him with a cheesy spin kick to the nose, then wore him down for 4.97 rounds yet idiot

>>149297510
Thanks b I wanted to learn a new word /s

Ilia makes Aspinal unbalanced with his suave head movement then takes the back and chokes him out

>>149297555
This but Merab by decision.

>>149297607
ahh I think u got it right

The type of true knowledge that is beamed into my brain from the world of ideas. Luke Thomas picks turds out of toilets and eats them for sexual gratification and he sucks a big turd off like a penis and gets faeces in his beard and you can smell the shit on his breath. I know this for a fact

Ilia beats Aspinall. But has no answer to the question of Pantoja.

I smacked the fuck out of Jon Jones. I walked right up to him, looked him in the eye, said "what you're doing to the heavyweight division is a disservice to Tom, the fans, and MMA as a whole" and then smacked him in his stupid fucking face. And the best part is there are no repercussions for me ly- posting about in online.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lPHZzb2UIk
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>149297722
>jon is a humble, gentle man
He really is the Greatest Of All Time...

>>149297744
Hate to spoil it for you b but it's fucking nothing. Most likely explanation is researchers faking it for grant money.

>>149297555
Very vivid fan fiction Sean

>>149297779
gay. I just want an alien gf

Luke "Village Strangler" Thomas

>>149297607
>cheesy spin kick
what the fuck does that even mean

>>149297817
use your imagination

petition to bring back the rose gimmick
submit your signatures in the form of (You)s to this post

>>149297817
why did Max refuse to step up to Illia when he invites other fighters to do the same consistently?

>>149297832
he became champion and plucked the last rose, the gimmick ir over now or some gay shit

>>149297817
nigga if you have to ask, you don't know

But on a serious note it’s pretty crazy that we have a SPORT in 2025 where people beat the shit out of each other. Like think about it

jackin it for Askren

>>149297832
>rose

perfectly timed jump spinning back kick directly to the face from close range? that's heckin cheesy bro

>>149297843
Just when the guy has aura overload you drop this news wow what a legend

AUUUGH

la leyenda (female)

People are lining up for miles to try and get a power slap audition

I wish Crocop had truly saved Rose and choked Barry to death

Dana White here my self-imposed punishment for beating my wife will be that I will be forever known as a wifebeater

>not pneumonia he swallowed bleach
I would too if I had two daughters

Jasmine rice is just as good as sex

How'd that petition to strip Jon go?

>>149298044
it worked

>>149298025
Those daughters will grow up to be bbc addicts. For shame.

>>149298025
Yjk this little fag is wearing thong sandals

>>149298015
kek I thought his woife had it bad

>>149298015
>Dana White here my self-imposed punishment for beating my wife will be that I will be forever known as a wifebeater

>>149298015
It was in Mexico it's actually against the law to not beat your wife there slandering redditor

DC is a sweater vest away from Uncle Phil.

Jean Silva's IDF Adventure

Dana advices Trump on strategic military strikes

Is kuniev going to heem blaydes?

>>149298374
>Dana and Trump meet with top military badass
>Who, you ask?

>>149296448
Jesus is lord b

we love blumpf here

>>149298752
eastern Jesus or western Jesus

don’t look now but jairzinho rosenberg is back in the win column. dana is gonna come crawling back any day

>>149298764
factual and truthful post

brazzas I fear I am becoming a functioning alcoholic how I fight dis

Nutch Fyggars

>>149299032
lean in

Lean back, lean back!

>>149298805
Black

SOOOO I'M OUTSIDE OF THE APEX AND YOU THIIIIINK I'M A PUUUUUUUUUUUNK

SO I GO TO THAT ROIDED BRAZILIAN IN THE TRUUUUUNK

I TOLD THEM ZUFFA NIGGAS, I AIN'T EVER SCARED

Sup /heem/. How did you spend this wonderful Juneteenth holiday?

I ate a 10mg edible, finished Good Time (overrated), watched Bad Lieutenant New Orleans (fine), and studied a bit of organic chemistry. Illustrating molecular polarity through net electron distribution/dipole movement seems easy enough. I also heemed my meng twice.

>>149299491
lol one of these days one of us heemsters has got to save and combine every picture/video of gaethje looking retarded and make a highlight video

>>149299558
that heeminds me

I used to think I just didn't like MMA, but then I watched Pride FC. Holy shit, it was awesome, the Japanese really know how to entertain. The problem for me is the UFC.

Have you all heard the tragic tale of King Midas? There was this centaur and he was wasted so started handing out wishes. This Midas king, he wishes for everything touched to-everything he touches to be gold. And he's touching things, touching flowers, touching tables, touching microphones making gold. And then he's happy and his daughter comes up and he turns her to gold, too. He thought he had the golden touch but then he fucked up. That king is Chael Sonnen.

>>149297677
BASED

>>149299726
>thing
>thing, japan
why are flips like this

What a guy; what a night. UFC 298 Anaheim California. Certainly one for the books.

tell me when the heems are on
I feel like dying
I feel like dying

>>149299913
that’s fuckin gay

>>149299888

nah its not thing Japan. Kicks and knees to the head, actually interesting visuals (fighters look distinct), boxing ring instead of the ugly cage, badass intros and the feeling of grandeur (huge stadium) it's just a better product in every way. UFC has a lot to learn.

This is how, you heemind me.

>Hill/Rountree
banger
>Fiziev/Bahamondes
banger
>Blaydes/Kuniev
good
>Orolbai/Musayev
good
>Sadykhov/Motta
good
>Naimov/Grad
dunno
>Ko/Elliott
good
>Naurdiev/Turtle
good
>Ulanbekov/Maksum
good
>Usman/Abdelwahab
meme tier

honestly a pretty solid card. I give it 6/10

>>149300131
you're obsessed with mandrama. none of that matters. PRIDE DREAM and RIZIN can't touch the average level of skill in UFC

If you're not first you're last the loser doesn't even get a interview hit the showers you losing piece of shit

>>149300145
better than 318

heemember when usyk dressed as perfect cell?

>>149300190
aint nobody watchin tim sylvia vs dudu pederneiras when they can get crocop vs fedor on a winamp stream bro

>>149300306
I'm talmbout today

Guys, I really, really like Sean Strickland.

>>149300190
Now imagine that level of skill combined with fun. It's called entertainment, seems like something America has forgotten how to do which is why your movies and shows are all shit now.

>>149300299
I don't watch KSW

>>149300366
Please all I see coming out of Flipland are shitty softcore porn dramas
Go ahead and watch lifetime jobbers on rizin. No one is stopping you

They call him the hangman because he hangs niggers

>>149300347
I'm scared

>>149300145
Any brazzas/russians fighting?

Hioki is definitely a enforcer for the Yakuza by now

They call him The Diamond because he hangs niggers.

>>149300407

Lol no one hates the entertainment industry in this country more than me, but my point still stands. Pride was just a more entertaining, better promotion than UFC. I didn't even mention those other ones, you brought that up for some reason. UFC would benefit greatly from thinking about how to make their fights more visually interesting and the overall aesthetics of their shows.

he had everything
but traded it for *checks notes* oh..yikes.

>>149300578
No need. The skill is there and it's growing in that sanitized sport way. The custom shorts and social media are enough additional entertainment on top of the heems

>>149300607
Running around on his Lamborghini Yacht all day partying getting drunk snorting blow and heeming any faggot who looks at him funny?

>>149300607
was it 'love'?

Oh fuck sake, Mexico got me with the old unclosable cat webm again the absolute bastard.

>>149300713
peak "we made it" lifestyle you ask me, he used to be barely above a welfare bogan and now he could run over a smaller yacht with his yacht and everyone would forgive him. VERY COOL!

>>149300447
Fiziev, Kuniev (good experience in ACA & PFL), Orolbai (very good), Musayev (decent former guy in RIZIN), Sadykhov (from Longo's gym, heemed Big Bonfim last time), Naimov (clubbing striker), Naurdiev (athletic but probably not special), Ulanbekov (from Khabib's camp), Maksum (solid Kazakh), Abdelwahab (discount Egyptian DC)

>>149300675

Watching Pride makes me see what it could be, and quite frankly I much prefer that vision of MMA, and I know I'm not the only one. Hopefully someone with the same idea will come around in the future.

>>149300786
Literally what more could you ever want? You cant take money with you when you die but those moments you were cross faded out of your gourd and heeming civilians will have always happened. Every moment is an eternity.

>>149300786
Shagging like a sailor diminished his entire aura

Jon Jones issues chilling warning to Tom Aspinall, ‘lol im not fighting’

>>149300849
It already is ongoing. It's called RIZIN. It's run by the same guy who did PRIDE. Difference is it's mostly full of regional journeymen and all the best fighters (Jiri, Kape, Horiguchi, Asakura, Musayev, etc.) go to UFC because that's where the skill and fame and glory is

If I was Irish I'd be walking around with a foam potato head hat on and three suicide vests demanding Conor be president of Ireland

>>149301081
Aspinall's son delivers chilling droppings to Tom's Skechers. 'lol I'm not done pooing"

Making 'zas again. I'll keep you guys posted.

I invented Tom's mush brain offspring defecating into his zapatos meme btw

>>149301185
whoever invented it we will always be thankful, because it's a defining characteristic of Tom

>>149301081
Tommy boy literally no rebuttal to this tactic btw. Checkmate.

>>149301082

Yeah I know RIZIN exists, but I would love for something to be more global and attract more top level talent using that PRIDE-style promotion, IDK maybe I'll just watch RIZIN for now...

>>149301181
i love canada

>>149301181
this scares my American brain

>>149301181
Pizza Hut is cheaper and better

Anthony "Tealo" Smith

does anyone have or remember the edit from I think 10 years ago where Conor McGregor knocks out Aldo? It's set to Terminator 2 theme and everyone's doubting him and Conor's like 'One king gets old, then a young gorilla comes up and kills him, and takes everything he owns' and then the end they slow down the knockout and match it with 'He will think I'm there and then I am not there. He will think I am not there and then I am there.'

/r/equesting the Blanchfield shadow heem

>>149300820
Well, I will watch it then

thank you

>>149301501
idk but its crazy you bring up that fight because no church in the wild was just in my head not 10 minutes ago

Respect Israel.

>>149301485
>fan taking a bump at 4 seconds
BASED

œm fookin Israeli bro yæ??

>>149295791
That’s not Christian Rodriguez tho

>>149301906
At the bottom of that building? You guessed it, woodchipper.

>>149301906
He tanked that shit.

At the bottom of those shoes? You guessed it, excrement.

>>149302019
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Jahmocha bros...

>>149302054
Bro has zero aura in that little cuck dolly, somebody post the woman snickering as she wheeled him off

I’ve actually killed people so I have the most insight to offer on heeming

>>149302085
People are severely overrating Rountree because Poatan didn’t take him seriously and let him have two rounds

Oh no no no, its even worse!! Hahahaha

>>149302085
That's a poll of viewers of the 2straws podcast, a show where two women are talking.

>>149302189
Pootan is a confirmed can lost his aura and now fucks prostitutes in SEA countries let's stop talking about him ok

>>149302213
Sometimes they stop talking and bust they shit down and start twerking they shit bumping n grinding all up on each other. So there's that part too.

>>149302275
Is he drink- no it can't be... out of a shoe!?

i’d love to test myself against a veteran like anthony smith

>>149302292
>>149302213
I’m not interested in that

Them 2Straws freak-off segment is pretty much the only parts of their show that I even watch anymore.

>>149302335
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY ITS KILLED HIM

>>149302345
In the cage or in his house at 4am?

where's arianny? did dana put her down?

>>149302345
Do we know what branch he served? It seems like half the fighters on any given broadcast are veterans these days.

>>149302213
>>149302369
People who watch podcasts are the lowest IQ people

first order as ufc president the ring girls need to be replaced and the new ones should be no older than 22 years of age

Where is Arianny? Is she still fine? Is she...bogged?

>>149302473
Ring girls should be local talent wherever the card is and maybe a regular rotation for vegas cards

Belahawl

>>149302508
this is a week ago

>>149302203
im surprised jamal was eating shots from jiri i think he actually got this

>>149302508
bappa its like the barbie factory had a heat wave

Alright I'll just come out and say what everyone is thinking. They should be smoking hot Brazilian tranny ring girls and their girl dicks should bounce around semi-erect while they walk around the octagon.

I said what I said.

>>149302626
Rountree sucks. His only chance is leg kicks

they call him sweet dreams because he dreams of sweets

His nickname is sweet dreams because pressure makes diamonds.

Mcgregor Sleep!!

once the eagle gets ahold of its prey

>>149302508
Apparently she is bogged, had a babby and still wood

could a human actually have deciphered chandlers tweet like grok did or was that an instance of where the machines outwork us?

McGregor fast? More like...McGregor Sleep!!

>>149302508
In your anger, you drove her to bog herself.

>>149302990
People forget man, besides the main sequel trilogy Disney star wars content has actually been really good.

little known fact, porrier had a heem clause in his contract for the gooby 2 fight, where if he didnt heem he would only get a fraction of his purse

mcgregor fast more like mcgregor fas

>>149303049
we don’t watch that crap here

star wars is gay

just ate half a pizza 3 ice cream sandwiches 6 brownies and 3 cookies let’s fucking go jamahal hill

>>149303093
I do.

>>149303169
Only half a pizza? Fuckin rookie.

>>149303169
I mean this is pretty fucking American and I support it.

Finland woulda demolished 2 large meatlovers pizza by himself and not thought anything of sharing that fact until after he was ridiculed for it. Real one.

>>149302508
Kek

>>149303073
nvm only source on this is some youtuber

Let's go jamahal fuck that cult nigga
>4GP2U
huh

Boy Ill tell you what much like tranny porn which I do not watch Im sure looking forward to also not watching this Jake Paul boxing slop thats for sure.

>>149303229
Didn’t ask

>>149303470
Bend over.

>>149303447
I'm gonna watch it!

>>149302639
hi paulo, pls stop pulling out from your fights thanks

Why the fuck did DAZN edit those weird spikes on Jake Paul? Is Jake Paul spikey now?

>>149303498
No thanks Jon

I miss the minecraft hot sauce at mcdonalds, I admit

>>149303566
Didn't ask.

pawg milfs and bud light.

>>149303447
>10 days out
>first time hearing about it
jakebros

pawg milfs and coors light cuz bud light don’t pay me nothing

>>149303604
For me its a 32oz can of Miller Highlife The Champagne of Beers©

>>149303594
I’ll throw one of your yoda toys and while you bend over to pick it up, I’ll shove a lightsaber up your ass bitch.

AND HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF DANA TONIGHT, CYALL LATER

>>149303688
You'll dew fookin nutten!!

>>149303604
I'm the only man here who could please her needs I fear

Which Star Wars character would do the best in mma?

>>149303757
Im still here brother.

Why does the leaf hate epic wacky guys?

Its crazy how most Americans know star wars better than the bible

>>149303779
Force users can perhaheem too easily unless they obey the unified rules.

>>149303779
watto emmanuel

>>149303811
I have read the Bible front to back brother. Its actually an incredibly good book, some of the chapters really get the synapses firing correctly.

>>149303811
It's crazy how most Canadians care more about what Americans think about 70's scifi slop than the own well-being of their country but who am I to judge bappa

>>149303863
Factual post I lament.

>>149303811
Both are fake, so it doesn’t matter

>>149303604
That's a man.

It's crazy how little actual mma discussion takes place here

Never watched star wars and probably wont never watch unless a girl want me to watch it with her (sex is expected)

>>149303903
You dont believe the Bible exists?

>>149303915
You dont like Sci Fi?

>>149303854
I hate Jews as much as everyone, but the fact of the matter is that some of the most beautiful books in history were written by them, I'm talking about the Book of Job, Lamentations and the Ecclesiastes.

>>149303929
I don’t believe the events it depicts are real. You know what I meant.

>>149303965
This guy gets it. Honestly you can just skip straight to Revelations since we are currently living in them.

nah this nigga aint it bro nigga think he's sweden

Hill is gonna KO Rountree

>>149303912
uh yeah dude i'm super pumped for two black guys to fight each other in durkadurkastan

>>149304064
Its entirely possible.

>>149304064
Oh my days.

>>149304071
I actually am but for all the wrong reasons, I hope a relic of the soviet era missile collides with the mud hut this event is being held in

ASTRAL TRAVELING

https://youtu.be/OOPzDEIliRE?si=tqNX10a7QDmylPCz

Skadoosh.

>>149304114
Its entirely possible.

A New Hope is the best one and it's not even close

>>149304160
>kobe, i am sorry

Entirely possible 3-piece with soda.

when Schaub said walg me to my trugg, I felt that

Entirely possible lung transplant.

>>149303956
I like Sci Fie but the popularity of star wars is just too high and I cant appreciate something very popular,call me a pretentious faggot but its just the way yakub designed me

>>149304160
I don't see tha punch
I don't see the girl on motorcycle

Kobe... no

>yakub designed me
who’s gonna tell him

>>149304167
>Iran is a fucking sport killer

Israel Adesanya kind of looks like a duck. Not in the Jon Jones way but like in the Darkwing way.

FRANCIS! WE NEED YOU IN WISCONSIN!

>>149304264
Respectfully, you could always try getting over yourself. And I emphasize respectfully.

>>149304264
Yakub only made white people as a curse against Nubians. Not Moroccan fruit + meat eaters.

Isn't Iran like directly below Azerbaijan?? What if Jahmal gets blown up by a missle?

>>149304345
I aint gonna sugar coat it.

>>149304345
We have asked this question, and addressed it. True warrior spirit is facing five ballistic missiles at once playa

Africa only has one champ

Cop just got permaheemed in my neighborhood

Who the hell is John Africa?

>>149304401
Based Taxijeet

>>149304401
Good

>>149304401
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground.

>>149304345
Iran will do fucking nothing!

Vancouver isn't a real place.

>>149304439
I never seen Vancouver or the curvature of the earth with my own eyes. Ill have to reserve my judgements until I see evidence one way or another.

Iran Nurmagomedov

59 days and jon is the longest reigning hw champ

>>149304345
it’ll be a fluke just like when he got caught by pereira

>>149304406
I've been asking the same thing b

>>149304505
DC is going to be fucking pissed.

>>149304505
stipe was champ for 1400 days or something altogether

I would like to post a photo of Gooby's bloody ass cheeks after he got hit by a car.

>>149304474
HOLY SHIT, IS THIS REAL?

>>149304543
oh. single reign is a pretty meme metric, disregard

when is the last time the UFC hw division was even good? It had to be JDS Cain era. Since then it's like, who gives a fuck. A mentally retarded Frenchman loses to a bloated coked out tar baby in 2 minutes. That's your HW main event.

>>149304401
hmmm really makes me wonder who was driving that cab

what would it take?

>>149304595
Heavyweights needs roids to perform

>>149304595
The last actually good Heavyweight was Ubereem.

>>149304401
Judging by the light, the cop was in the wrong. Tough luck.

>>149304595
There were two good heavyweight during the JDS Cain era.

>>149304643
Grok says what he meant how many ufc fighter's fingers would her poon take.

>>149304652
I wish we got K-1 Ubereem, when he was like 570 lbs of muscle killing their roster, I wanted that dude in the UFC. We never got it though, only for one fight and that was the Lesnar one

>>149304474
Is he hitting himself on his back?

Roy Nelson...now that was a daddy.

>>149304543
2 years in Dagestan and forget

>>149304655
Sucks to suck. You dont mean to assume the light was still green from the moment of the crash all the way through the clean up of the body and the photo being taken right? Because that would be profoundly retarded to assume.

>>149304665
At least they banged, B. Nowadays you have fucking Waldo and Volkov taking every fight to a decision.

Chael

>>149304727
Giga-based.

>>149304721
the fact some heavyweights ever go to decision is an indictment on how shit the hw division has always been. But I love seeing these barely trained fat retards sling haymakers at each other so I'm conflicted

I hope Rob kills RDR. Bo was important for the health of shitposting and his derailing put a damper on things.

>>149304756
Its actually one of the only things really pisses me off. UFC needs to stop being such greedy penny pinching faggots and cough up the money to recruit some NFL linebackers who can swing haymakers for more than 3 minutes before gassing.

>>149304773
rdr windmilling in a brunsonesque fashion through the top 5 will have much better returns. trust the plan

RDR should do the Mario tornado on Rob

Ignacio Baja Montes? He's Bolivian?

>>149304836
>>149304836
>>149304836

Last for finkand

>>149304773
I think the bo nickal meme ran its course, I implore you to come to the Ridder side. He has meme potential.

I said last for finalbd asshole

last

>>149304797
100% agree, I want to see big freaks of nature destined for CTE in one way or another punch and hit and suplex each other as hard as they can, or at least as long as their roid gas lasts.