>Lap:
#7948

>Countdown to Ostrich GP:
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>Previous thread:
>>149280475

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
Red Bull protest 'petty' and 'embarrassing' - Wolff
Canada secures F1 until 2035 as Thai GP moves closer
George Russell shocked to be “so close” to McLaren duo in F1 title race
Christian Horner defends Red Bull Canadian GP protest: "Absolutely no regrets"
Villeneuve questions lack of red flag after Lando Norris' Canadian Grand Prix crash
Lewis Hamilton: Outside world can’t see ‘what’s happening in the background’ at Ferrari
Charles Leclerc blames his mistakes, not Ferrari strategy for tough Canadian GP
Pierre Gasly speaks out on shock Luca de Meo exit: "Important to stick together as a team"
George Russell is a target for Aston Martin
Lewis Hamilton hints at deeper Ferrari issues: ‘A lot of changes are needed’
Jacques Villeneuve: Oscar Piastri “a little bit nasty” in McLaren Montreal clash
Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes takes step back after ‘vile abuse’ follows Verstappen interview
>In actual news, because the le*f OP is a retard, Kyalami got approval to build improvements to bring it to Grade 1

gimi

gimi

gimi

gimi

>>149295496 (OP)
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

>>149295545
I've heard the French were involved

>>149295545
the guy who clotheslined the oblivious chinaman for no reason.

CGV? More like GSP!

>>149295496 (OP)
In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>149295496 (OP)
>The absolute state of ypeepoo

F1 will be nothing but twinks soon if things don't change
what should we do?

>I’ve given retirement a crack, but it’s not for me.

>>149295686
We get >>149295561 in

>>149295686
Hire a sniper, make the twinks fear for their lives, then they'll go into hiding

>>149295686
define "twink"

>>149295686
why does it matter, it's not like you see under the helmet during the race.

>>149295686
Buy more twink merch to show approval

Okay so the screams I heard weren't in the bossa nova I was listening to, but from the chinese neighbors committing domestic violence again

>>149295496 (OP)
literally max and george after last race if there were no cameras

>>149295686
the entire world is going that direction, not just f1

>>149295766
They're everywhere...

>>149295766
go agitate them

>>149295805
hell no I'm in a middle of a 17min video about the latest Minecraft update

>>149295805
Did any Aussies try the ps3 burger? was it good?

>>149295808
the groundhog was too much

>>149295829
>I'm in a middle of a 17min video about the latest Minecraft update

>>149295829
'

>>149295686
>F1 will be nothing but twinks soon
Why does this bother you, anon. Do twinks get you all hot and bothered, hmm? I bet they do.

>>149295836
>>149295805

>>149295936
sex

>>149295496 (OP)
>Eurosissy “punches”

>>149295936
she

>>149295496 (OP)
>that rouge mets enjoyer

>>149295936
>when your male friend has a cute sister but all you can see is your friend's face pasted on some hot body
it's a no for me dawg

>>149296282
>male friend has a cute sister
>your friend's face pasted on some hot body

...

>>149296518
Yes for those of you who never had friends in general.
Sometimes your friends can have siblings that share the same facial features despite having double d boobahs, wide waistline and a vagine. It's not an easy subject to jump into if you are a friendless individual.

>>149296555
I wish I had some clever response to this

>>149296518
>He can't comprehend that siblings can look the same

>>149296282
Kek that happened to me some years ago. Still confused about that since my friend was bullied for being ugly but her sister was somehow hot even thought they looked like twins

>>149296598
if she's cute and she has his face you think he's cute

>>149295686
we dig up Senna and clone him

>>149296728
...

>>149296518
how do you know his friend doesn't have a cute face?

>>149295496 (OP)
what race is this from?

>>149295808
OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS OYIGHTGUYS

>>149296821
2025 Leaf GP
https://www.planetf1.com/news/video-viral-footage-fans-fighting-2025-canadian-grand-prix-f1

>>149295496 (OP)
The random ferrari guy gets in on it kek

>>149296784
Who will be responsible for the supply or 15yo girls?

>>149296849
kekkeroni, legit the first time ive seen a proper fight in f1 stands

>>149296889
Diddy

>>149295936
>Hattie Piastri
>At university, she began by studying chemistry but later switched schools and changed her degree to linguistics.
>Lastly, she switched her studies to the music industry.
*coffee cup emoji*

muh twinks in F1

>>149296988
Terminal K-pop addiction
Also how do you know all this? I feel weird knowing she has a bf and pokemon cards.

for me it's Charles Leclerc Wins the Monaco Grand Prix | EDIT [with english commentary]

*sprinkles some zest on the thread*

>>149295686
work extra hard to become a billionaire and become the suggar daddy of one of them

>>149297670
*sprinkles some rat poison in his food*

if you watch f1 and you are not at least bisexual then you are the weird one

>>149297190
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/hattie-piastri.html

>>149295686
FIA mandated testosterone injections and mewing

Its 4am and Im drinking 8% beers

>alonso will never be your uncle

>>149297918
Sovl

>tfw no gf

>>149297986
women are annoying cunts

>>149297918
>Mr. and Miss
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY THIS?

>>149297986
>tfw no bbw gf

>>149297986
>tfw no petite fivehead gf

>>149297665
>monaco 2024 was actually real

>tfw no gf

>>149298228
>>149297986

>>149298088
I wonder if he ever takes a nap with her just laying on top of him. Sounds so comfy.

>>149298249
i have to imagine that's what their whole professional relationship is based upon

>>149298292

>>149298248

>>149298249
Hmm...

>mfw Franz Hermann's name (aka AMX) doesn't appear in Nurburgring drivers' list

>no cute bf to watch f1 with

>>149298555
You forgot the pic bro

>tfw no woman to nag me while Im watching wrooms and drinking beers

>>149298757
Wall'd harder than Senna

>>149298757
women are so... bland
it's like eating pasta with no sauce

>>149298844
sorry, too busy posing for selfies

>>149298977
Why can't any of the russkie anons answer the question of why so many Russian women decide to get absolutely bogged to the hilt with plastic surgery the moment they hit 18?

>>149298555
Women are good. F1 related because the FIA is desperate for a female driver

>>149298757
>the look she gives you when you are suppose to be washing the dishes instead of watching your weekly semen slurper gp

>>149299058
when it comes to women i agree with norris

>>149299089
That you'd like to be one?

>>149298844
what about pasta with butter or cheese

>look like a chad
>be gay
>die
many such cases!

>>149299662
>be gay
Stop listening to Nelson Piquet

>>149299901
No

i goon to daydreams of russell winning a championship

>>149300028
>

>>149299662
Nice moto

>>149299057
they are incredibly insecure and believe if they cant get everything they want just from their looks then they are trash.

osc*r will NEVER win a wdc

next poster denies sneed

previous poster denies chuck

heading to the bakery soon, do you guys want anything

current poster loves Ollie!!

current poster hates Ollie!!!

>>149302156
What's with that hate?

>>149302083
I'll have a leclerc

>>149302204
unf

>>149302204
this is not an eclair.
I frowned.

Now that the dust has settled, has MBS been good for the sport?

>>149302266
He said a leclerc

>>149302266
who said anything about eclair

>>149295829
go to sleep max

Sunrise
02.17
Sunset
00.21
Day length
22 h 4 min

it's midsummer boios. 1h30min drive north and shit doesnt set at all.

Which academy drivers have peed in their cars?

>>149303539
all of them

https://youtu.be/SQpOtdZdnPQ?si=gyPCOQOULjopovs4
>>149303538
Based eternal Apollo victory

>>149303645
most people here around midsummer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhOU8vg43dg
me: playan vidya and postan on /f1/

also there's a yearly drowning bingo (midsummer thursday-sunday) since retards go to the waters drunk. last decade or so has been more calm but 2021 had a spike.
at one point there was even a commercial bingo where the less you bet, the bigger discount you could get.

>tfw when no gf

>>149304037
>binnis lotteries are based on who dies

>>149295496 (OP)
typical red bull fan behavior. they cannot be allowed among the other civilized fan bases. red bull fan segregation NOW

>>149295496 (OP)
no one got hurt, everyone got some hits in
all's fair, play on

>>149295496 (OP)
Why are new worlders so violent

ded to mclel

Walter Wolf Racing :)

>chevolet owners also own dodgers, now lakers with saudi money
you guys think theyll go for max?

I wouldn't mind a chubby gf desu.

>>149305147
Maturin is realizing that chubby girls are the best fuck

>>149304394
a local company legit gave out sale coupons on people who got it right, the smaller the amount of dead people the bigger the discount.

>>149305486
Ring up your dead

gimi

>>149296988
>I need a real job
>chemistry is hard
>nvm my brother will pay for everything so I can just be a "musician"

>Fuck that shit. Tell Penske to go fuck themselves
What the hell I tolerate Nolan Siegel now?

>>149296988
only chemistry you need is me + u babe

>>149306330
>I tolerate Siegel now
did we listen to the same radio comms

>>149306351
I only read about it; the race was on at stupid o'clock. McLaren pussied and made a statement about how this "isn't part of who we are as a team" or some shit.

>>149297190
>pokemon cards.
didnt chuck get caught buying pokemon cards?

>>149306460
here
>>>/wsg/5902135

>>149306570
nevermind I think the more inflammatory ones were linked from Xitter.

>>149306598
https://x.com/indy44/status/1935115167555047856

yugi likes katsu
zhou likes katsoup

morning lads

>>149307033
gonna stomp on your head and crush your skull into fifty pieces fucking cockhead wanker prick

>>149307033
good morning. bed time for me.
>>149307222
that's rude

morning all!
>>149307033
morning friend!
>>149307222
calm down go to sleep

>>149307033
>>149307266
>>149307282
good morning. I hate women. happy friday

>>149307033
Mogge

habt ein programm für
>Freitag
10:00 12:00 ADAC 24h-Classic Qualifying 2 Gesamtstrecke
12:35 13:00 Cup und Tourenwagen Trophy Qualifying 2 Grand-Prix-Strecke
>13:20 14:30 ADAC RAVENOL 24h Nürburgring Top Qualifying Gesamtstrecke
15:15 15:45 Cup und Tourenwagen Trophy Rennen 2 Grand-Prix-Strecke
>16:15 17:45 ADAC RAVENOL 24h Nürburgring Qualifying 3 Gesamtstrecke
18:00 20:00 Rahmenprogramm Nordschleife Rennen 2 Nordschleife
18:30 18:55 Tourenwagen Legenden Rennen 2 Grand-Prix-Strecke
19:30 21:00 Falken Drift Show Müllenbachschleife
19:30 21:00 Pitwalk / Autogrammstunde Boxengasse

total death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton

>>149307397
When can the touristen farten?

>>149307403
also TND (total norris death) (even if it happened in Canada/India 2)

https://youtu.be/3iP9bGqt6No?si=iqgw8WDdR-imIGWd

>Charles "Stupid" Leclerc, Scuderia Ferrari, 6th Air Division, 16th Night Squadron. He was the Posterboy for Ferraris Air force, the Costant set backs in general incompetence led him to join the Coup D'etat. He's currently waiting for his trial for treason

>>149307444
checked

>>149307418
yes

>>149306255
>>nvm my brother will pay for everything so I can just be a "musician"
>brother
Yeah I don't think he's the richest member of the family m8
>>149305486
>>149305617
kek
>>149306569
I vaguely recall that yeah, although I think they went shopping for pre-opened cards.

I realized something this morning. Up until today, never thinking about it, I always assumed that Marko was Helmut Marko's first name and everyone was just saying it in reverse order as people sometimes do with some cultures. Maybe because Marko is a common first name here.

But no, Marko is to be his surname.

So i google his parents and theres not much info
>Helmut Marko lost his parents during a bombing raid towards the end of World War II.
>The names of Helmut Marko's parents are not publicly available. While his biography is well-documented in the context of motorsport, information about his family background, including his parents' names, is not typically disclosed in readily available sources.
And he was born in Germany, but moved to different country at the end of ww2. Plus my brain subconsciously didnt accept Marko as a legit surname.

I believe Helmut Marko's parent was someone really high in the Reich, someone whose name and actions are well documented and thus his son had to hide it (and flee the country). Helmut could unironically be Hitler's son.

Just took a massive Formula E.

>>149307522
>Helmut could unironically be Hitler's son.
Many have suggested this is the case

>>149307500
>I think they went shopping for pre-opened cards.
why would anyone buy those cards if you werent into the actual card game or into the collectable bsns? I wonder if its a popular thing with richfags and whatnot

>>149307585
>I wonder if its a popular thing with richfags and whatnot

>>149307522
wtf I love Halmot Merku now

>>149304037
Like half of people that drown here aren't Dutch. I sure hope that nobody drowns at the *checks calendar* Austrian GP.

>>149307689
>Like half of people that drown here aren't Dutch.
Socioeconomic factors?

>>149307702
If that's the woke term to call the parents retards, yes

i wonder how >>149286220 is doing

>>149307738
Black people are stereotyped as not being able to swim over here.

>"Anon, we think our rear wing is broken, would you check it please?"

>>149307033
I only drink tea dingus

>>149307771
professional racing driver keita
>fabi still wears her formula pusy bouts

>>149307782
gay

>>149307922

Anyone got that image of Alonso with piss on his pants?

>>149307757
And you know how that is?
Because the parents are too retarded to teach them how to swim or send them to swimming lessons.

>>149308018
The one that appears to be an overweight downs syndrome man with grey sweatpants and Alonso licking his lips? No, no I don't have it.

ollie bearman is a fucking poof

>>149308081
Yes, that's the one. Thanks for clarifying.

It's ok, I found it on the internet.

No problem

>>149295545
Having a scrap like that and rolling all over each other in a tight space where non-participants movement is heavily constrained *and* you’ve got kids/families all around you is a cunt move.

Clay Regazzoni
Mario Andretti

>>149295545
Netflix for brining this type of >fan into the sport.

>>149307522
So he and his buddy Jochen Rindt both lost his parents to WwW2 bombing?

>>149308248
Are there any resources in German that name his parents?
I'm not thinking the Nazis had much use for spices so Rindt is probably in the clear.

nice grosjean cameo in f1 movie

>>149308284
thank fuck we missed out on a timeline where he was called Jochen Martinowitz

>>149296838

Pirelli business idea

Hello /f1/

Thoughts on Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix

Mission Winnow

Time to drink the retard juice

>George Russell is a target for Aston Martin
I highly doubt this gonna happen. It seems like a huge step down

>>149308552
Dunno who that Amanda is but Gadon is exactly my type, would marry.

>>149308581
step down for Russell that is
prime Alonso would beat everyone except for Max (would be close), but not mid-40s Alonso

>>149308581
They mean they're training Stroll to aim for him

>>149308608
Amanda Fix played Sarah Gadon's daughter in the film North Of Normal and they've been close ever since.

>This relationship is beautifully explored and carried by both Gadon and Fix. The duo says they lived together and spent a lot of time getting to know each as actors in the industry. “There’s a real friendship there,” says Gadon.

>Gadon, who also started her career as a child actress, is protective of young actors. “For me, as someone who has a lot of experience [and] who was a child performer, I am very protective of young people when I work with them,” she observes. “I’m very cognizant of the fact that they’re young people moving in adult spaces and that they’re taking on a lot, whether it’s tutoring at the same time as their work, or whether they’re away from home for the first time, living away from home and trying to navigate that on top of their responsibilities professionally. When I was young, it was kind of just like, ‘Sink or swim, figure it out.’ I try to be there for the young people that I work with because it’s really, really hard.”

>The actors add that they talked a lot about the industry and we shared experiences. “We give each other feedback and advice,” says Gadon

>Fix returns the sentiments, admiring Gadon’s talent and professionalism. “Sarah has such a great smile. She’s fiery and bubbly,” she laughed. “That’s what I first gauged, but she’s also very professional. I’m so honoured that I got to work with Sarah this early on in my career. She’s truly my mentor.”

>Gadon quickly jumps in, sharing Fix’s talent that leaps off screen. “Carly sent me one of Amanda’s auditions. It’s the most vulnerable state: in which you audition for something. I was so blown away by her performance,” the actor explains. “When I met her in person, it was the same thing: I was so impressed by her raw talent.”

>>149308578
This is some quick working stuff.
One sipp and already my nose is bleeding.

>>149308653
>North Of Normal
An apt description of Canada

I'm gonna need some proper lap 1 turn 1 carnage very soon
It's been too long

>>149308723
Zoomers are too scared to just not brake.

>>149308895
Need Big John back for real

>>149303538
>white nights
if i am not fucked after previous day, i have problem with daylight at 5am
summer in finland must be a horror

>>149309291
proper curtains are the solution. i can sleep whenever but spring and autumn always fucks with my head with the sudden change of sunlight amount.

https://youtu.be/q1ZpDU0S4aA?si=TtblBPU4YkezPNxl

>>149309291
>>149309332
>mfw they don't sleep with a sleeping mask all year round
f1 related because drivers sleep too

There is no efwun this weekend? What the actual fuck

>>149309291
5am sunrise is perfect

>>149309383
That's because the best race in the world is this weekend.

>>149309421
Jews?

>>149309425
Spielbergs best

>>149295511
>>149295516
>>149295521
>>149295540

>>149295686
>>149295695
Alba is also a twink. I've seen zero (0) evidence of her having a vagina.

It's too warm

>>149309630
Get an AC lad, the Americans are right on this one

>>149309664
I just need to get through this week and it'll be fine

Yugi was born asian and he's gonna die asian.

>>149309714
At least he wasn't born a n

big juan in n24 quali

>>149309757
i can't believe super GT is dead

>>149309698
"Buy" a portable AC unit from Amazon and return it for a refund when the heat wave passes within 30 days
(Don't do this; it's unethical)

>>149309757
>er ist ok

dacia logan sargeant

>>149309777
Wow he really is a dent wizard

Why is the media trying to push this F1 movie when it looks objectively terrible?

Brad Pitt is in his 60s, so he is not a plausible F1 driver. If he was 20 years younger it might work, but he isn't.

Why are they trying to make F1 into a soap opera instead of a sport focused on engineering and driver skill?

>>149309996
Shit I forgot to attach the image

>>149309996
Even 20 years younger would still be silly
But it's not supposed to be a realistic premise

>>149310007
why is he so sexy

>>149309996
bit pratt in his 60s still passess off as 40s

and he's also been in a lot of films that were panned but i think he just wanted to do like fury. i doubt this film is greenlit without him since hes one of the last remaining movie stars people still buy a ticket to see

>>149309996
women

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>>149310091
Alonso and Hamilton are in their 40s, and if they were in the McLaren they might win some races, so it's plausible I think. But a guy in his 60s isn't plausible.

>>149309996
why arent you happy that F1 is hugely popular and has blockbuster movies made about it

>>149310178
Right but the story is a driver who's been out of F1 for ages returns to help a struggling team, makes it a lot more far-fetched

DUN DUN DUN

>>149310227
nobody cares about the story

do you even remember the plot of maverick? no you dont. its just visual spectacle kind of film.

>>149309996
>trying to make F1 into a soap opera
Liberty already succeeded when women and "women" who care more about the drivers than the races got into the sport

Driver duos that fit this image?

>>149309996
>Brad Pitt is in his 60s
What the actual fuck.
In my mind he's still mid 30's like in Ocean 11

>>149310191
It just seems like a tacky movie to me with an implausible premise. I get that they want an American lead character to appeal to Americans. But they could have made it someone in their 20s or 30s to make it more realistic.

>>149310340
I don't think women are an issue. I want to see more attractive women in the paddock.

>>149310248

>>149310347
Retardo and Goblando

>>149310394
>I don't think women are an issue
But Brad Pitt is there because of the women. He's making women want to go to the movie.

I don't think anyone likes Brad Pitt enough in the current day to watch that shit movie.
feel free to prove me wrong though

imagine being this guy right now and during the mercedes years

>>149295496 (OP)
>Outside world can’t see ‘what’s happening in the background’ at Ferrari
Is that implying something good or bad?

>>149307922
do asians look at leo and be like damn thats some good rooking food

>>149310574

>FIA sack head of sustainability, diversity and inclusion in latest restructure
based?

That fucking Brad Pitt movie will bring in so much normies just like how Ford v Ferrari movie got so many normies into 24H LeMans.

>>149310655
hope some of them end up here to drown out all the degererates and thirdies

>>149310574
Lol

who will star in the inevitable f1 movie sequel

>>149310829
She has two great personalities

Austria next

>>149310829
she bogged herself?

>>149310934
what a shame
she already had prime cock sucking lips in mr. robot

>>149310731
i'll just have to shitpost harder

>>149296013
They're Canadians.

so when is Fatjohn getting his Mercedes test? I think his hands have healed by now.

>>149310934
>>149310971
Nah it's just shitty makeup. That pic is old but her lips are still normal in shifting gears and that shit came out this year.

>>149295496 (OP)
Why is Red Bull fans be so violent?

>>149311080
All that caffeine man

violence is based as fuck

>>149311145
most australian quote today

violence IS based as fuck though

>>149311145
>>149311222
does this include sexual violence

verstappen is the ronaldo of f1

>>149311235
Only if it's high impact.

>Red Bull Legion vs Ferrari Ultras
MORE MORE MORE

>>149310655
I thought it was going to be a straight to steam movie. Why the fuck is it going to be shown in theaters? Or is it just theaters in the United States?

>>149295496 (OP)
where was this?

>>149311351
canada, ignore this post

i bought a new chair

>>149311351
>>149311379
>>149311388

>>149310394
>>149309996
Brad Pitt is a proven, charismatic actor who often makes movies better than they really are. Just enjoy the ride and be glad they're still making movies that aren't just consoomer capeshit

>>149311388
Nice

savage anal enslavement of formula 1 twinks

gimi

jimi

MEANWHILE AT FERRARI HQ

gimi

>>149311633
Looks like we're boxing for full wets

>go on youtube
>watch random video
>having a good day
>midway through video a formula e ad plays
>day ruined

Ahem.
FUCK FE
AND FUCK POOWIS SHARTMILTON

>>149311875
kek
kwab even

>>149311875
you're too fragile to function
also this >>149311900

>>149311875
>ad plays
I thought /f1/ was for big brain anons

>>149311647
he has oversized areolae like narb
is that just how toto likes them

>>149311875
Their ability to bump eachother without sustaining major damage is actually an exciting quality that I wish F1 would adopt.

/biz/ idea: elantra turbo in all f1 cars

/unban tobacco_sponsor all

have a nürburgring twink

>>149312048
No no, only nicotine pouch and crypto companies are allowed. Also gambling is okay.

miss this lil nigga

>>149312066
What about Marlboro 0.0?

for me it is Marlboro energy drink

races for this feel >>149311889

>>149312181
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H8YCTkDuFl0
for kyle

>>149312198
F1A last year where Pin was too stupid to notice the checkered flag

>>149311647

>>149312272

>>149312305

>>149312001
anglos always try to elevate medshitters because they help them keep germanics in check while never being a threat

>>149312337

>>149311647

>>149311900
I have a new ad blocker anyway. YouTube keeps doing fucky shit every time with blockers, but this time I got the best one

Accurate driver ranking this year:

>Verstappen 10/10
>Tsunoda 5/10

>Norris 8/10
>Piastri 9/10

>Russell 9.5/10
>Antonelli 7.5/10

>Leclerc 9/10
>Hamilton 7.5/10

>Albon 8.5/10
>Sainz 7/10

>Ocon 8.5/10
>Bearman 7/10

>Hulkenberg 8.5/10
>Bortoleto 6.5/10

>Hadjar 8/10
>Lawson 6/10

>Alonso 8.5/10
>Stroll 6.5/10

>Gasly 8/10
>Colapinto 6/10

Bonus:
>Doohan 5.5/10
>Lawson at Red Bull 3/10
>Tsunoda at Racing Balls 8/10

IIIIIIIII BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE

them bones are me

>Norris 8/10
>Hamilton 7.5/10
What are you smoking/drinking/huffing/injecting

>>149311977
Clearly not, since you’re here

SOOOOOME SAAAAY

those frauds are me

>>149312358
>>149312374
fucken sluts

>>149312415
Honestly surprised that pretty much all the rookies, and there are many, are doing pretty well.
Doohan wasn't that bad, but Flavio's gonna Flavio

I'd like to fly
But my wings have been so denied

>>149312442
I don't belong anywhere, not even here. This is not news to me.

has george "Safety First! Think of the children!" russell commented on bort's nürburgring red flag fiasco

>>149312483
At least Norris has some moments of competence like in Monaco. Hamilton is just fucking sad.

>>149312521
>all smirking at fat edd
dtsissies...

>>149312415
Alonso got shit on by Ocon, bro

UFC: baku no pico

>>149312499
OH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO THEY THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

LOOK AT ME NOW, A MAN WHO WON'T LET HIMSELF BE

>>149312441
Brain just died. This was obviously meant for the op below
>>149312441

>>149312694

>>149312694

>BREAKING NEWS

>@racerbia will drive for @kiroraceco in the Berlin Rookie Test!

>Bianca Denise Bustamante is a Filipino racing driver who currently competes in the GB3 Championship for Elite Motorsport. Welcome to the #FormulaE grid!

>#FormulaE #Motorsport #Racing

some of you nibbas should try turning on the tv when you watch the races

>>149312694
looking good dardy

>>149312822
>Berlin Rookie Test
are there other activities where she would be a rookie

gimi

>>149312885
>he actually watches the race instead of just shitposting whatever current event in the race
lmao fucking nerd

>>149312885
I just post
>KWAB
at random intervals

>>149312905
she was very catholic so previously the answer would be "yes"
but now she's dating some upper-class British aristocrat fella who is nearly a decade her senior so unlikely anymore

>>149312885
why would i watch the race when i can just shitpost and watch webms of funny moments on /f1/?

>>149312885
>tv
havent owned a TV in like 15 years

>Ready for the Green Hell: Fabienne Wohlwend Returns to Tackle the Nürburgring 24 Hours
Every racing driver has that one event they look forward to all year. For Fabienne Wohlwend, it’s the Nürburgring 24 Hours. Not just because it’s one of the most demanding endurance races in the world, but because it’s an experience unlike any other. The atmosphere, the history, the community—it’s the kind of race that gets under your skin and stays there.

This year, Fabienne returns to the Green Hell, joining the all-female Girls Only by WS Racing team in their BMW M4 GT4 again. Sharing the #146 car with Carrie Schreiner, Janina Schall, and Patricija Stalidzane, she’s once again ready to face the challenge of one of the most legendary circuits on the planet.

On race day, she sticks to a few personal rituals. She wears her lucky underwear. A banana or some dates for quick energy, and just before climbing into the car, one cube of dextrose. A small set of traditions from her ski racing days as a child that still gives her comfort and focus before the chaos begins.

an f1 driver is fucking pussy right now

>>149312731
>>149312802
>>149312904
yeah i might have brain damage

>>149313018
FAB? What does that mean?

>>149313026

an f1a driver is fingering pussy right now

>>149313018
basically team /f1/

>>149313026
https://streamable.com/ymj34g

>>149313048
yeah i can hear joanne's moans from here

>>149313047
He's suffering from paralysis of many facial muscles

Giuseppe Farina
Jose Froilan Gonzalez
Umberto Maglioli
Maurice Trintignant
Harry Schell
Piero Taruffi
Paul Frere
Eugenio Castelotti
Mike Hawthorn
Luigi Villoresi

>>149313067
carrie will need a booster seat

they should have also put soafia in this car why the FUCK is she not with them

>>149313116
>He's suffering from paralysis of many facial muscles
?

>>149309996
even the hotshot rookie is in his 30s

>>149312505
It’s going to be alright.

>>149312378
They only fuck with it on the trash that's called Chrome.

Edd

>>149309996
>>149310191
The only F1 media that I would accept getting popular is if someone made an F1(but call it Formula A) manga where the author is an autistic F1 fan that has a good artstyle and integrates every autistic detail into it while also managing to have a good cast of characters with kino racing scenes that have internal monologues.

r8 my swag, is my aura bussin?

>>149313425
totally

#stopfaggotposting

>#stopfaggotposting
>Everyone stops posting altogether

>>149312973
It's a shame face tattoos don't cause spontaneous combustion

throw gays from rooftops

>>149313425
this isn't you

>>149313610
Except you...

>>149313425
lose the audi necklace, you're not a sauber fan

>>149313047
Brown>Bogged

>>149295686
Force Alonso to drive until he dies to higher the age average

>>149313687
What's that face for?

>>149313919

I respect his driving but I kinda hate Piastri's smug cunt face

>>149313952

durifto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQWbND1-uIs

>>149313965
now I'm triggered

gimi

>>149313048
Leave Lando out of this. He got gaped hard enough last race

>>149313952
I just don't like the guy, simple as

Is F1 good for you?

>>149314221
no

>>149313663
How would you know?

>>149314221
Poor girl, she probably spent a lot of money on that jacket and then it shrinks like that before she's able to wear it

>>149314046
nothing I respect more than some proper hating

>>149314253
voyeurism

shitarse shitemilton

>>149314221
no

>>149295637
>Chinese has zero self-preservation instinct

>>149314565
>all those WDCs turned him into a mega fag
Tbh it could just be the fact he is german

>>149314565
more like hairless XDDDDDDDDD

>>149314692
he was always a mega fag, at least according to German anons who I presume followed him more closely

>>149314672
>Watch out for whites, they'll turn off your lights

>>149314863
>around crax never relax

>>149313456
plapjak is real

>>149314565
motorsport inevitably makes drivers bald because of stress and wearing hats + helmets all the time

>>149296821
whites

>>149315324
EVROPA RISES?

Vile Jorj

I like grid kids

>Austria next
[lust provoking image]

nurb soon

>>149295637
Looks like Benedict Wong when he was just a little bit fat rather than full-on fat

edd

who /grooving/ right now?
https://youtu.be/AxFdeZER8Eg

Just watching that Canal+ Prost documentary. Can tell a lot of care has gone in to it as in the opening highlights they've got him overtaking Senna on the "61th" lap

>>149297986
>>149298228
>>149298248
>>149298358

Ralf Schumacher SLAMT Russell: “Niet eens Verstappen zou dit durven!”

>>149313298
Ew Chrome. Haven’t touched it in almost 15 years. Firefox supremacy.

>>149313047
Salma Hayek vibe to her
Hopefully he can get her architectpilled and put some meat on her

>>149314221
Is that the bird in the film? Apparently she got completely cut lmao

Might text her again
>/f1/ because I am going for a gap that no longer exists

>>149316220
>Salmapilled and Architectpilled
Turbo based

>>149316174
Sadly the Firefox userbase is so small now that most sites aren't tested on it, you end up finding sites that will only work properly on Chromium and WebKit-based browsers

>>149316284
I will simply not go to those sites, then

>>149316267
Don't do it bro.

>>149313047
>IS THAT BITCH A SHE OR A HE?
>BETTER CHECK THE HIGH SCHOOL ID

>>149316267
do it, but only after you've had at least half a bottle of whiskey

>>149316267
this you?

ded to mclel

>>149316361
no this is

>>149316267
it's too early in the day for such foolishness

>using Firefox in 2005+20
lol

>>149316267
Go for it bro, what's the worst that can happen? (unless she already has a restraining order)

>>149316464
yes :)

>>149316267

von Trips

gimi

>>149316464
Best adblock by far. Chrome can't compete.

>>149316464
I've been using it since V10 era.
won't stop, force of habit.

>>149316655
more like von dubs

>>149316698
fuck og chrome, wasnt talking about it

>>149316673
more like gimi

Brave has pretty good built in adblock. But it doesn’t work with F1TV so I have to Edge during the races.

>>149316464
>being ok with Chrome and its infinite adds

>>149317497
did not said that I use Chrome, Pineda

>>149316284
They told me to check out Brave since Ex-Mozilla employees developed it. But at first glance it’s full of crypto NFT shilling bullshit.

why does twain insist on using chrome?

>71 Usain is drunk again

about to drink a bottle of wine

>>149316284
It's very rare you find a site like that.
2-3 years ago it was noticeable, but now I can't think of a site that is broken.

>>149318113
an whole bottle??

about to watch drink a bottle of wine as I drink a bottle of whiskey and smoke a cancerlo- i mean cigar.

>>149317545

>>149317995
*incest

>>149318261
Smoking is bad for you. I don’t get why people do it because it doesn’t even reduce your stress it just makes you feel even shittier whilst slowly killing you in the process.

Key Romanian traits:
1. Sexually interfering with family members
2. Using Chrome

>>149318113
cheers, anon, imma jump in a bottle of Finlandia

Hey guys wanna hear a joke?

Ahem…
Safari and Apple products.

>>149318467
THE MAN tells me it's bad for me so I do it because I don't follow his rules

>>149318492
namaste

>>149318467
I’ve been smoking since 1997, it’s a habit and I just can’t stop. Vaping doesn’t work plus it’s gay. Cold turkey, fuggetaboutit. Menthol cigarettes are awful.

>>149318492
>>149318692
Schumacher

gimi

>>149318836
>mirc
with NoNameScript I hope
a blast from the past. it's over.

>>149318467
craving a cigarette now

>>149318981
I have Kent and Marlboro
4 euros per pack, for you

>>149319016
You're a big guy

>>149318113
I'm enjoying a bottle of Bundaberg Ginger beer

>>149319094
>>149319094
>>149319094
>>149319094

gimì
Posted with my benìs.

Anglobros, how are we coping with this 32°C (90°F) heatwave?

>>149318766
Hot vapor will slowly cook your lungs, doesn't matter if it's nicotine or weed oil. Idk why they say it's a healthy alternative, only if you pick it up to quite cigs. But most people just permanently switch to vaping and end up with the eventual 24 hours of light coughs for the rest of your life and having to pass mucus every morning.
Either way drop the habit before you get too old, my neighbor who smokes a pack a day for 40ish years just had a stroke. He was already hard to understand but now everyone says they literally cannot understand what he's saying and he stuck using a walker for the rest of his days.

>>149319320
I live in Florida. You sound like a bitch....just another Lando.

Hamilton (Duncan)

>>149319412
none of our houses have AC

>>149319320
>90°F

>>149319119

>>149317545

>>149319475
and also HUMID AS FUCK

>James Vowles signs new contract with Williams (Williams)
Dorilton chairman Matthew Savage: 'He has brought experience, energy and strategic leadership to the task of restoring Williams to the top step of the podium. He has brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to the new Williams empire. We aren’t there yet but you can sense the momentum we are building at Grove and are excited about what lies ahead.'

>>149319320
>oh damn it's that time of year where the angl*s mindlessly complain about the mild heat they have to endure for 4 maybe 6 days
Crazy how most Aussies, muhmericans, and south land latinXers never complain about summer heat. Just the angl*s, did your traffic lights start melting again boohoo

>>149316267

>>149319475
>>149319412
You'd both collapse in minutes if you came over here and tried to cope with this heat with none of your cool air mod-cons

>>149319580
I work in an un air conditioned garage on heavy machinery. It's over 90°F and 80% humidity every day, and that's not even the temps inside the non ac sun-baked vehicles. I think I'd survive Lando.

>>149319580
I work outside m8. There's no air conditioning outside.

>>149319443
>>149319550
>tfw no small brown gf
I suffer in USA

>>149319580

>>149319974
my question for Americans ITT is:
what are your latina american women (US born but latinx heritage) REALLY like?

should an F1 driver marry one?

>>149320056
Similar to whites, it really depends where they're from in the US. You get annoying faggot liberal browns in the same places you get annoying faggot liberal whites, for example. In that way they're dissimilar to nogs, which are just shit no matter where you go.

>>149319974
God I wish

>>149320159
Racism is bad.

>>149320276
Proof?

>>149320276
>implying

>>149317545

>>149320275
>CEO of food

Do you prefer:
>That didn't work. You hit the wrong part of him my friend.
or
>AND IT'S ENDING! WOW!

>>149320284
Judging people you have never met is bad.

>>149319475
I’m in Texas and I lived here for almost 30 years, and I still can’t fucking stand the summer heat. Surprised we haven’t gone past 40°C this year yet (104°F). Concrete jungles are no place to be son.

>>149320343
Proof?

>>149319974
>tattoos
I puke

>>149319974
>lives in one of the most diverse countries in the world
>complains about no brown booba
anon you are the cause of your own suffering

Jorj!!

>>149320336
BY MY CALCULATIONS WE WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP BY ONE POINT

>>149320404
They are tiny stop complaining.

>”hurr me want a brown girl!!!”
>example is always a fucking latina

This Latina fixation needs to stop, pronto.

I’m in Seattle right now and it’s literally the worst place on EARTH

>>149320410
She would be so hot if it wasn't for the nose ring and fake eyebrows.

>>149320412
Jesus. You would think millions of dollars and being an F1 driver could afford you a better harem.

gimi

>>149320454
The fake hair is okay but the eyebrows are not?

>>149320445
Yellow fever is a much worse affliction.

>>149320445
Latinas are F1 related due to Cola bringing lots of Latinxs to the sport

>>149320474
She probably improved her hair.

>>149320421
Any sign of trash means trash, anon.

>>149320445
I wanted a Turkish girl because they belly dance and I have a stomach fetish
This started with the Shantae games

>>149320445
real chads are kween afficionados

>>149320556
The problem is they're hairy and they smell bad.

>uhhh matt? the thread?

>>149320907
>>149320907
>>149320907
gimi

>>149318467
>I don’t get why people do it because it doesn’t even reduce your stress
It does if you've already got a nicotine addiction, at least that's what I've heard from smokers.
>>149319974
>no small brown gf
>in USA
Outside of Africa I can't think of a place with more brown gfs than the US of A

>>149320343
So you've met Hitler then?

>>149312060
thumbnail looked like ps3's sister

>>149320056
mostly like this