Thread 149295757

SERIE B RELEGATION PLAYOFFS
>Friday June 20th
20:30 Salernitana - Sampdoria (0-2)

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP
GROUP E
>Saturday June 21st
21:00 Inter - Urawa Red Diamonds

GROUP G
>Sunday June 22nd
18:00 Juventus - Wydad Casablanca

U21 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP
QUARTERFINALS
>Sunday June 22nd
18:00 Germany U21 - Italy U21

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, drink a lot of water, practice your witness horrendous calcio crimes face and stay nuclearcalciopilled

negru

negru

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

nihao

>>149295757 (OP)
Mr cum only please sign good players

Damien Cannoli

>>149296252
I browse /seriea/ for this

Ignore the previous one.

This one is much better with the mob boss/scarface behind his desk vibe

Botafogo has officially put up more of a fight against PissG than Sphinter did.

>>149299513
shhh, don't tell the Gazzetta dello Sport cheerleaders that

>>149303106
Nevermind, not only have they put up a fight, they actually won this time around. Let them parade with the CL trophy around Milan and organize a friendly against Inter so they can lose 5-0 to them too.

>>149295757 (OP)
The world is not yet ready for a french-Maurizio-Landini-powered Jj

>>149299513
I'd love to see how well Botafogo does with Dimarco in its team

Lotito will buy Jair from Botafogo

for sure yesterday the biggest italian sportsman of all time won his match

il percorsho, il dimash, il basto, il tikus, il bare, il bere, le pere

happy midsummer fras. its big chilling and bbq dya here.

is there anything more pathetic than putting watermarks on memes

>>149303219
can't wait to beat River Plate and shut the argies up once and for all

>>149308268
Your german humiliation didn't shut you up so why would it work with argies

kino

27c but it isn’t even sunny. I am going insane.

>>149308292
>trump loving jj and sfinter
>kino
we live in the darkest timeline

>>149308303
>implying Trump even remembers about the meeting

PSG literally killed a "team", it's insane

>>149308302
>27c
>I am going insane.

>Botafogo's coach Renato Paiva before the game against PSG: "The cemetery of football is full of favourites".
Blud was cooking arrabbiata, no reason to go this hard for a summer tournament

Roma stadium nudes

>>149308419
PSG coach said post game that botafogo was the best defense against them this season

>>149308433
Is that where Saddam Hussein is currently hiding

>>149308433
Last 4 digits decide the year it will be completed

>>149308372
27c here is like 37c in the Shitalia. I’m telling you.

>>149308434
Protip: when a Spanish manager goes out of his way to make a compliment to an opposing team, it's never genuine

All new shitalian stadiums are dulcinea del toboso tier

https://x.com/Lasciamosta/status/1935997843019530456
not the ricci...

Ask yourself this, what have you done recently to help out our riccio friends?

I can't imagine my feelings on Trump if he orders the elimination (kill!) of Federico Dimarco

>>149308663
Is pietralata just brazil?

>>149308663
>Winged Rock
what did riommans mean by this

>>149308630
esoteric post

>>149308743
Well it is where er brasiliano comes from so...

>Sancho rumors
kill Comolli
burn Comolli
behead Comolli
mock Comolli for his lazy eye
Ban Comolli's PSN account

UCL finalist Federico Skidmarko

Federico Skibidimarco

https://x.com/WorldWideWob/status/1935963617478037838
unrelated but wanted to post some sexo

Comolli strikes me as the type of person to play Clair Obscur with costumes that DON'T have Lune barefooted

>>149308979
Comolli is the kind of guy who would play Maelle solo with her strongest build because data says she can one-hit anybody and totally miss the fun part of this game

>>149308302
her actual face btw

>>149309005
New Minesweeper just dropped

Factos

>>149308998
Yeah, your Comolli x Clair Obscur post is the better one

>>149308979
High boots > bare feet

post Gio feet

Gio feet

Me crazy
Me background of beatings

>Jjust to pay the 30m for Concordeicao
NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COMOLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

/v/iz idea feet guessr

E mo spacco tutto

>>149309720
Remember last year when gobboloidi used to be so sure they would never buy him?

>>149309744
I would like to play that

>>149309843
Just had an /edit/ idea: Marathonceicao

>>149309720
€30m for a winger under a manager who doesn’t use wingers because he did some stepovers vs the dubai chocolate factory company team

>>149309581
hopefully she will become milan ambassador thanks to allegri's parmesan cheese connections

>>149309943
Is that hairy pits Colombian camwhore

Svrely they called Motta or Tudorazzo to hold a lesson about coaching in coverciano

Fun fact Nancy cartwright who voices Bart simpson is the aunt of sabrina carpenter

>>149309992
our society has gone full woke, I will vote for atlanticists to stop this

>shitaly's best hope is a finished player that barely played 300 minutes last season
lole

Wait, jasmine paolini is a milantorella too

Jasmine Paolini race status?

>>149310152
Got DSQ for ramming another player out of the track

>First of all, Fenerbahçe reportedly refused to release their coach without a transfer fee, and then Italy’s Delegation Chief, Gigi Buffon, disagreed with the possible appointment of the former Roma and Inter coach.

>Sources from previous days claimed Buffon had threatened to resign if Italy had brought back Roberto Mancini.

Two big saves from buffon.

>>149310202
Yeah let's appoint a mediocre retard like Gattuso instead of decent coaches like Mourinho and Mancini

>nuMourinhi
>Mancini
>good coaches

>>149310232
For NT standards yes they are. Maybe Mancini even more so than Mourinho since he's more experienced in that regard.

I've just realised I should replay Judgment

...

this demonazzo is training under sardinia's scoarching sun

>>149310238
Just to be sincere for a moment, this is Italy we’re talking about, you either want the job or go coach in some Sub-Saharan genocidehole. With the way he left things to go and fill his wallet in the sandpit he shouldn’t even be whispered about as NT coach if there is any pride left to be felt.

I get that everyone wants to be cynical wit Shitaly this, Serie ASS that etc, but you guys still have a trophy cabinet most countries invade for.

>>149310293
>Knicks fan
>also an Interbro
fucking GRIM

do tattoos interfere with a skin's ability to absorb the sun in order to produce vitamin D

Inter Lakers crossover

>>149310307
Can you really blame him for leaving though? Half the country wanted him dead over something he wasn't really at fault for, the other half hates him because of his past/looks/whatever. Plus you can't really say no to that amount of money.

>>149310364
Can’t blame him, but I wouldn’t take him back either. I get that it sucks to have missed two WC’s but Italy is still far removed from being that much of a charity case

>>149310418
If we were in a normal situation, I wouldn't take him back either but given how things are, Mancini is the best of options (between all the available ones).
Hiding behind the 2006 WC winners, hoping that this will somehow lift the national teamwith all that nonsense about muh winning DNA or other shit will only lead >us to another historic humiliation.
The fact that Buffon has been given such a role within the national team says a lot about the current state of affairs.

>>149310364
>>149310418
What kills me is that Gravina was seemingly willing to get him back, which makes the whole ordeal worse since it only shows desperation and lack of planning after telling Spaletti to fuck off.
There are low expectations on Gattuso as it is already and I can already see the scapegoating and pointing fingers at him if Italy fails to qualify.. Not playing in the WC for 12 years is going to be the final straw for many people against the Federation and the donkeys in charge

>>149310537
>Hiding behind the 2006 WC winners
Yeah, I feel one of the reasons was just to save face in case of failure, especially if we consider how the media in the country flip flops when it comes to praising or dogpilling

>>149310342
>no lakers player
guess it was a unilateral tribute

>>149310573
Of course if I have to look at the bright side, it seems to me that neither the journos nor the fans have been fooled by FIGC and Gravina especially. It feels like after Gattuso's appointment the atmosphere around the NT is even more tense than before.
Obviously, all of this will end in the usual italian fashion and once Gravina leaves, they’ll just elect another old fart whose greatest achievement is having run one of the lower italian leagues.

>>149310640
>they’ll just elect another old fart whose greatest achievement is having run one of the lower italian leagues.

Is it really an achievement nowadays considering there's like 2-3 clubs dropping to dilettanti or outright failing due to mismanagement/lack of money every year?

ordering a PSP and Joint Assault as we speak

why is it cringe and outdated when italians park the bus but when southern american teams do it everyone creams their pants and talks about muh garra etc?

I read some mercato rumors in /seriea/ I think and they did NOT look like delusionfuel

what if urawa blood diamonds fc beats printer??

>>149310893
>ik ook language
>italian flag
Huh???

>Sancho
>Nunez
>Vanja Milinkovic Savic
>Chalobah
First time Nabule has unlimited funds and they want to get these frauds :skull:

>>149310955
isn't this the same thing they did after winning the scudetto two years ago? they just can't deal with success because they're historical losers

>>149310986
Never to such extent, no

>>149310955
>€30m on a fake Dane who cost €30m last year then flopped at Brighton
ADL must be hyperventilating every time Andonio comes in the office

>>149310955
eplel reject serieass 'nomeno

>>149310955
manna vero cuore juventino col tatuaggio dei drughi

what did transfermarkt mean by this?

>>149311152
that's just his face

>>149310623
Should have sent them Jaxson Hayes

Wagie oh wagie move back into your cagie

IO MATTO

What did Stellar Blade mean by this

>>149311442
FULLY MODELED

https://x.com/intercontgtc/status/1935668774880874824
Kino is fucking back

>>149308548
Well, he said after losing the game so i dont know what tactical purpose was he making of that

Cute hag

>>149311968
>29
this is your last chance to save her

https://www.camfoot.com/actualites/voici-le-contrat-du-match-russie-cameroun-avec-paiement-direct-a-samuel-etoo,520478.html
>CamFoot, who've got hold of the contract they say shows that the money paid by the Russian FA for their friendly v. Cameroon went straight to Samuel Eto'o's Qatar Bank account.
Inter DNA moment

Driedmeats to Utd rumors, he should say no if he’s smart

>>149310293
spike lee is racist against itailans

>>149312154
worked out well for Vicar desu, the eplel is a safer move for GKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfV9ry46Vcw
Di Gregorio cried during Avengers Endgame when Iron Man died

He has a very pleasant voice despite that though

>>149312195
that's why he roots for inter

>>149312293
>Di Gregorio cried during Avengers Endgame when Iron Man died
fr fr?

burn a disci

>>149312261
Spurs have players perform they’re just a funny banter club, Utd is where your soul goes to die

>>149312520
wtf stop with the spoilers fratm

Shane van Aarle (Juventus baby talento) and Zepiqueno Redmond are up and ready to leave you on Read

>>149309005
Would be cured by my sborr

>>149313020
Brexit will eventually make England’s teams English again. I think the time scale is around 2 weeks.

Is he right?

>>149313020
I could say a lot of things about those English players

>>149313465
Say 3

>>149313020
>Vennegoor of Hesselink junior

lmao

Humphrey Boogaard

>>149313461
Poorfag Killer comment (like many of my own btw)

>>149313020
>Juventus baby talento
The one they bought recently? Might be watching to see if he's any good

>>149313488
I’m going to say it, I’m going to say it… but it’s also true. I’ve met him as well, senior that is.

This will never fail to make me laugh

>there could be a possibility for a Milik OUT and a DyBACKla
t.the shqip Shrek

>>149313989
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/look-at-the-top-of-his-head-full-6459/

>>149313989
it's too obvious that it's edited

HAPPENING

DS? Mercato rumors?

>>149314181
Just heard rumors of a Jj collab with Fortnite, no mercato rumors though

Comolli starring as Cliff in Death Stranding

Lucas Vennegoor of Hesselink? Gole
Zepiqueno Redmond? Gole
Kees Smit? Gole

>>149314181
BREAAAAAAAAAKING!!!!!
>according to sport fm gr and athletico gr sources, panathinaikos fc have rejected a 17 million euros offer for talismanic center forward fotios ioannidis, from historic serie a side fiorentina fc. The greens wont be selling the player for anything less than 30 million

>>149314201
€10 gorillion war chest from fortnite, winning the cwc and investing in raytheon stock after trump gave them the tip about ww3 starting soon and they’re just gonna casually monitor players all summer

https://x.com/calciofinanza/status/1936097191783023016
The jokes write themselves

everyone who posts twitter links instead of just the tweet itself in a jpg format should simply be eliminated (kill!)

>>149314687
At least Jj has the excust of the link between Detroit and the automotive industry that sponsored Jj for years.

What does Bbilan have with Congo apart from their scouting apparatus?

>>149314478
>20m for a Greek league player
is Sartori trying to fuck over Pradè again?

>>149310300
Considered a saetta ipersonica in serie ass btw

>>149314828
it usually means there is actually no interest whatsover in the player from any team or minor interest for no more than 5-6 millions

>>149314687
>DRC
>tourism
Well it’s safer than Detroit at least

Panino?
Devoured

>>149314828
This is the same greekcel that was convinced feyenoord offered 22m (transfer record is 8m just to show how deranged a rumour that is) for Levi Garcia

>>149315097
its not my fault failyenoord are eradivisie minnows who dont spend money

L'ace il bare il tikus il lauti il basto
Hakimi Douè Douè Kvara Mayulu

Zepiqueno Redmond? Another gole

Zepiqueno remondis

remember when Jewentus paid 30 million for Marco Piazza (he's without a club right now)

>Juventus are showing concrete interest in Sancho, possibly due to the fact that the Bianconeri don't want to pay Conceição's €32m release clause.
??????????

Remember when Printer paid 45 million for Joao Mario, 36 million for Geoffrey Kondogbia and 30 million for Gabriel "Gabigol" Barbosa

>>149314928
i raughed

>six gorillions for Wirtz
?¿?

https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1936070283015725422?t=OrkvI09PgFJANlPqKVhPOA&s=19
I don't even know where to start

kill yourself

>>149316107
Arne wills it.

This is a question from the esame di maturità from a liceo linguistico in shitaly.
Also Partey to milan

>Volta storica nella lotta alla violenza contro gli arbitri. È stato infatti ufficialmente modificato l’articolo 583-quater del Codice Penale: da oggi, i direttori di gara saranno equiparati ai pubblici ufficiali.
>Cosa vuol dire? Che le pene per l’aggressione saranno le stesse riservate a chi aggredisce un pubblico ufficiale, dunque anche il carcere. Saranno tutelate tutte le figure tecniche che assicurano la regolarità della competizione.

>>149315853
this is the only concrete that I would show to sancho

>>149316384
Hey anon,

I loved reading about your recent experience! It sounds like you had an amazing time, and I could almost feel the excitement through your words. Your trip to the mountains reminded me of a similar adventure I had last summer.

I remember planning a hiking trip with a few friends to a beautiful national park. We were all eager to escape the city and immerse ourselves in nature. The day we set out was perfect—clear skies and a gentle breeze. As we hiked along the trails, we were surrounded by towering trees and the sound of birds chirping. It felt like we were in a different world, far away from our daily routines.

One moment that stands out was when we reached the summit of a particularly challenging trail. The view was breathtaking! We could see valleys stretching for miles, dotted with wildflowers and glistening streams. We took a moment to catch our breath and just soak it all in. It was one of those rare instances where everything felt right in the world. We celebrated with snacks and laughter, sharing stories and enjoying each other’s company.

Your description of the camaraderie you felt with your friends during your adventure struck a chord with me. It’s incredible how experiences like these can strengthen friendships and create lasting memories. I still look back on that hike fondly, and it reminds me of the importance of taking time to connect with nature and with each other.

I hope we can plan a similar trip together soon! It would be great to create new memories and share more adventures.

Take care and talk soon!

>>149315927
both kondogbia and joao mario were players for inters level it was skill issue they didnt unlock them

>>149315853
Reports are all contradicting each other lmfao, other journos are saying that Jj will buy Chico

Occasional reminder that literally no one knows what anyone is cooking and all the (((media))) is doing is a shotgun approach so they'll get something right by accident.

name one popular video game from cygames that doesnt employ a gacha mechanism of some sort

Granblue Fantasy: Relink

I just got a notification about the third goalscorer in the Flamenco-Chelsea match

>>149317370
More surprised there was a Dule to ACK in the first place than the face that it's been ACK'd

What a squadrone the Benfiga

Holy farsa this whole tournament batman

>>149317526
If hope was already low the indian buying the IP pretty much sealed its grave

>>149318171
I hate how I instantly know what/who you mean kek

I just assumed some unannounced game was cancelled kek

>>149318343
would have certainly been a better outcome for Duke Nukem fans

>>149318515
>Duke Nukem fans
Same genre of human being as Randy Pitchford enjoyers

are we getting Borderlands 4, bros

>>149318652
No why would you even consider asking this

am i the only one who actually sympathizes with sudaca teams?
they're all much more sovl than uefa teams.
when juve is out i'm rooting for any conmebol side to win the cwc

Only poorfags simpatize with the perceived underdog teams

>>149318674
it looks badass

Skibidass

>>149318674
THIS! claptrap is epic for the win>>149318792

>>149318737
i dont sympatize with them bc they're underdogs.
sudaca teams are infinitely more sovl than city, psg or salzburg, heck even >my juve with the untraditional jersey and shitty new logo has lost its magic aura.
also they seem to play an older style of football, much better than the shit we see today in europe

>>149310216
Mourinho is beyond washed nowadays, all he does is complain on the media about everything. "The refs dont help us, the players from other teams foul too much, we got outscreamed by the fans, the grass is not good" blah blah blah, im not sure if an NT break would change his motto or make him look in better shape or turn him into the Portuguese Bielsa.
>>149310877
Most of the praise for the later ive seen comes from other South Americans, with a few exceptions like Luis Enrique praising Botafogo for it, and most of the complains about Italian teams doing it come from players, coaches and people who watch leagues where man-marking is taboo and scoring a gorillion goals against minnows and relegation fodder and then ghosting the next 5 games is okay because you can always dismiss any criticism towards players with "i saw this stat-sheet, and it says you are wrong".

>>149319280
don't feed the spaz, thank you

The spaznatz

>>149319280
>heck even >my juve
Ok it's a poorfag, but well let's keep reading a bit just for the sake of it
>with the untraditional jersey and shitty new logo has lost its magic aura.
*loud beep-boop computer noises* *loud mechanical printer noises* ERROR! ERROR! POORFAGNESS OVERLOAD!

kys grimolli

wow chelshit got ran over too, maybe uefa does suck

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>149320215
certainly tighter than her

Mr. Dutchman
Bring me a thot
the biggest tits of the whole lot

Give her a nose
as big as her melons
Then I could stop being a lonesome fellow

>>149320401
keep the sporadic mr sandman posting going, I appreciate it

>>149308292
I like this one better

THIS is peak Eurocalcio

I M ayulu

Based! You should all go and die for Atlanticism or something

I'll only die for one thing. To get the three points.

>>149322947
fuck I thought he'd passed away lol

Buyern /x/ legend Icheal Molise

tfw airman twinkazzo is going to die for *srael

>>149322947
>>149323306
same lmao

Buongiorno /seriea/

Islam is right about women

You will die for Franco Israel

>Antony to Como

should we be worried about this Como superteam, will they take 4th place away from Juventus?

Manchester United is convinced and >Manchester United is ready to invest 40 million euros for Marco Carnesecchi

They never learn

Thiago Dark

Mo I drop a song that doesn't sound like it's an abominable overproduced casio keyboard demo with my sovlless lyrics about something deep ok goy on top

who is the biggest BVLL right now? I think tancredi palmieri

Also I'm considered giovanissimissima in shitaly

>>149332072
2nite that'll be Lauti Martinez as he dominates those yak nipponici of the urawa red diamonds, methinks

/serieass/ fell off when they stopped posting the Toro Del Giorno

>>149330917
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149330917
Going to need a sauce here frabotta

>>149332202
Iva Zanicchi on onlyfans

kek gio's seconda prova was probably harder than my analisi 1 in uni

gm sirs

some inter calcio tonight perhaps??

>>149332462
we are going to dunk so hard on the weebs

ACERBI MATTO, CHE TI SFONDA A BOTTE
E GIORNO E NOTTE, ANNULLA LEWA E KANE
SIMO' NON RIESCE, A FARGLI MAI CAPIRE
"DEVI MARCARE, SU SENNY E SU DOUÈ"

ACERBI MATTO, MATTO DA LEGARE
CHE CREDE ANCORA, "FERMO IL PSG"
NON È CONVINTO, CHE ACHRAF FOSSE IN GIOCO
KVARA È PARTITO, E NON RITORNERÀ

NON DIRMI "BARCOLA", NON "BARCOLA"
E FORSE DRIBBLERÀ, DRIBBLERÀ
PERCHÈ TU BRAD BARCOLA
TU NON LO ANNULLI MAI

>>149332603
lmao are these the chants that twitter user asked ChatGPT to make?

>Cagliari in trattativa per ottenere in prestito Giuseppe Ambrosino, attaccante 2003 del Napoli

>>149332535
based

>Yamal already taking the Neymar path in life
His loan at Como in 2029 is gonna be crazy

>>149332695
i'm sure there are a lot of horny teenagers who would have been in the same situation

Who will wear Inter's number five shirt next year? I might cop it

>>149332366
You forget I study the bolitics and I’m adjacent to Shitalian pop culture

>>149332742
Be adjacent to >>122663351 too then

im watching monterrey game.

>>149332876
its in 14 hours

asllani and mikhi looked good first half. gole was very kino.

inter needs to play faster but looks like positive footy.

woke up this morning
took myself a dump

Brb, going to walk into the desert and never return

>>149332625
>lmao are these the chants that twitter user asked ChatGPT to make?
Just saw the Xitter calcio ones, mine mogs all of those

>>149333152
Please Koopmeiners have your redemption arc now

>>149333152
Tudor is such a fucking retard, why stick to the 3atb

factos

BREAKING mercato!!!

>according to credible sources, including patriarch of greek sports journalism, nikolakopoulos, AC MILAN have made a 20m bid to sign greek wonderkid christo mouzakitis. Olympiacos have rejected the initial bid but negotiations are still ongoing with both teams expected to reach an agreement for the diminutive creative midfielder

>>149333166
Once a Croatian, always a Croation

>>149333166
It’s more like a 2.5ATB with R Kelly involved

>Napoli, contacts with Atalanta for Scalvini: the Goddess' request is 50 million euros
>Fazzini will become a Fiorentina player for a figure close to ten million euros.
>Inter on Bonny, the deal should be done for 25 million

>>149333216
I know these rumors are just bullshit printed to fill the void but Grimoli still needs to die

the infamous grimtoli including paokorc tudor will miss out on golazo mouzakitis...

>>149333166
We are never getting rid of the 3atb bro, it's like a curse better to just accept it

>>149333446
now i need a photoshop of that "you're here forever" scene from the simpsons except it's 3atb

Tribvtazzo Ideas: Agnese Innocente

>E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos
BASED

>>149333597
thanks duccio

Hartman flies to Burnley on monday to finalize his transfer. The medical follows on Tuesday. The club receives twelve million euros.

Hey anon I heard you like mangas

>>149333793
Thanks but I’m already dating my black ai girlfriend, we’re headed to a mukbang later

>>149333793
Probably the abominiest picture of her you could've picked

>>149333346
>50m for crusaderless Scalvini
>50m for pre Ludovico cure Scalvini
>50m for haven't played all season Scalvini

>>149333346
bonny looked good vs inter but sebastiano scored 2 more goals than him last season.

Shitalians BTFO

Despacito but the lyrics are Esposito themed and overtly homosexual

///biz/idea bonny black\\\

>>149333738
Good price with a year left on his contract and a crocked knee.

>>149334071
Interbvlls: exist
Milanbvlls: exist
Jubabvlls: ????????????

espo played a gud game too. one greta pass for lauti. lot of gud things.

>flamingo's official account on X posting about chelsea
Poorfags everyone. This is exactly why they're subhuman abominations, they get one irrelevant win and suddenly they act like THAT. They don't know how to lose, they don't know how to win, they treat draws like wins.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/06/mans-health-crashes-after-getting-donated-kidney-it-was-riddled-with-worms/
Dubs and this happens to Nico Gonzalez

>Scientists at UCLA have made a major breakthrough that could form a cure for male pattern balding, thanks to a newly discovered molecule called PP405
CAMERDABROS

>>149334528
barella bullying ends soon..

>>149333152
Urgh at least it's not another 3am game lmao

i liked petar performance too. needs to be more in tune with team but looks bretty gud debut

luis was gud driblly man too.

Petar and Beto enter a coffee

0% chance of a gud result since Portugal is our angstgegner, but at least Valente will be there to witness it and learn from it.

>>149330917
DUCCIO POST THE SAUCE

I'm currently logged to a hpc cluster. someone pls give me the code to find the best Milan #9 using a billion parameters

>>149335389
>find the best Milan #9
There is this guy named Taremi.. he was the portugal league's top scorer, you know?

>>149335389
It's VlahoGOD.

>>149335430
You just know she ate children with bugs

>>149335389
Talented, striker, malaninated, speed, skillful, agile, goal-scoring, intelligent, dynamic, versatile, young, promising, determined, competitive, passionate, hardworking, creative, sharp, instinctive, effective, impactful, reliable, ambitious, focused, quick, technical, precise, confident, resilient, adaptable, innovative, strategic, powerful, energetic, enthusiastic, team-oriented, driven, resourceful, explosive, consistent, influential, fearless, dedicated, professional, disciplined, assertive, clever, perceptive, opportunistic, relentless, enthusiastic, charismatic, engaging, supportive, influential, respected, admired, celebrated, rising, exceptional, noteworthy, impressive, prolific, impactful, skilled, crafty, clever, tactical, composed, balanced, poised, sharp-minded, goal-oriented, relentless, enthusiastic, spirited, competitive, ambitious, focused, determined, relentless, effective, impactful, influential, dynamic, versatile, quick-witted, intelligent, strategic, powerful, energetic, passionate, creative, innovative, resourceful, adaptable, disciplined, professional, assertive, clever, perceptive, opportunistic.

>>149335389
sort by nationality:greek
>vangelis pavlidis
>fotis ioannidis
>anastasios douvikas
>charalambos kostoulas
>euthimios koulouris
>stefanos tzimas
>dimitris rallis

>>149333903
Maybe, but what's up with her neck?

https://x.com/rep_roma/status/1936096851150934066
Richfags will buy this book
Poorfags will blame them because media told them so

kys grimolli

>>149335626
No but seriously Willy assaulted him and said he and his marokkaan gang were going to rape his mother, what would've you done in his place?

>Marquez double podium
Valentino Merdossi bros...

>>149335588
no tzolis?

Mr. ENI has pushed printer to use its ‘calcio buster’ tiktoks on urawa blood diamond. Here’s what the tiktok can do

>>149335626
Why are poorfags so obsessed with muh respecting the dead? They're dead, no one gets offended unless you personally gets offended in their place for some retarded reason. Another good example is poorfags seething at Fabri GODbra and his line about liam payne in his new song

>>149336008
That's not the point you fucking poorfag, the Rossi brothers are innocent.

>>149336036
Same for Stasi, who by the way is also a Milanbvll. Meanwhile Bossetti is 1000000000000% guilty.

>>149336068
No he's not, he had sex with Yara and that's it, is that really a crime?

stop posting

Btw chiara poggi is a fiketta

>he's actually replying to himself

really grim hours, someone post some shitty transfer rumor to change the atmosphere

>>149336142
Crop-top and tennis-skirt wearing gf to (You) on a loan with obligation to buy.

>>149336142
Holy figuraccia batman

Keanu Cupido is reportedly on Genoa's radar! The Mamelodi Sundowns star could be making a move to Serie A this summer. Fans are buzzing! Will he bring his magic to Italy?

>raiplay showing the u21 match
based fr fr

>>149336178
oh i wish

>>149336285
Valente effect

Jack "Fatso" Valente

>>149336459
>still having an ounce of good expectations for dortmund
The final matchday bottlejob three years ago should have been the final straw

>>149336551
Going down against Mamalodi Sundowns is still crazy

>>149335937
he is a winger

We hebben een serieus probleem

>>149336684
oh i thought you were talking about greek talents regardless of position, that's why i was confused

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GO BACK TO EINDHOVEN VAN BUM-MEL

sorry Duccio lol

>>149336751
we have 3 world class talents in each position

>>149336816
When does Greece play at the u21, u19 or u17 euro's with these many talents?

Duccio your kids aren't the brightest

>>149336890
What is there to say, Ajax DNA permeates everywhere in this team

3 yellow cards in 30 minutes
1 penalty conceded
1 player down

>>149337007
You've convinced me to tune in

>>149337007
None of this would have happened with Goes on the pitch, but Reiziger hates him because he's not from his beloved Ajax clique

WWG1WGA
Where Wouter Goes 1 We go all

Mammellone Sundowns

>>149336855
they play in the over 19 over 21 national team already because they are THAT GOOD for the rest there is always van bum-mel ohio memphis cincinnati

find yourself a girl that loves you as much as the Dutch love Portuguese ankles

>three leftbacks on the field
Reizigerball

Pope Reiziger

>Catenaccio Italia :|
>Catenaccio Neverlands u21 :O

>>149338083
This, but unironically

>>149338155
Kek what a milanbvll

does Gustavo Sa know he should have been sent off for double yellow?

>dirtmund conceded ANOTHER Mammellone gole
Lmao

Pokumon

POKU

>black gk

Yokopoku Mayoko

C A L C I O

I now remember that pre-tournament game against Italy where they somehow scored late and won with 9 (nine) men on the pitch

2nite amazo the familia gold against that corazzata of the GNUrawa red diamonds

Poorfags hate pedophiles because they think they are sickos
Richfags don't mind them because they know everyone is equal and deserves a second chance

cam on I want extra time and one more red

Enter the Giganegru

359th for Portuguese Dacryphilia

I hope there’s a way to keep Douglas Luiz and get more from him. There’s a brilliant player in there who’s had an unfortunate and turbulent first season. I still think he can be a difference maker at Juventus.

>play for 60 minutes with one more player
>attempts on target 3
how do you say catenaccio in Dutch?

>>149339010
Kankeerajax

>>149339010
Betonvoetbal (Concrete football)

>>149339010
Reizigerball

how do you say slurper in Italian?

>>149339199
>S. Esposito
I want to see the actually good brother Pio

Pio scotti

>>149339256
get his knee removed by an inconsiderate jap

who names his son Pio?

>Federico Dimarco

every day moving forward I am entering the so called Gagliardini Space in my head and I'm afraid for myself

>>149339341
Agostino Esposito

If they were from Naples they'd be called Uanm Reds

>>149339341
Bove

i will be supporting red diamonds!

Urethra Red Diamond

I feel second hand embarrassment every time I see tancredi palmeri on tv

>>149339360
Did you preorder yet

>>149339516
no I'm saving money for Borderlands 4, the Super Deluxe Edition costs 130 Euros

Death Stranding 2... is cancelled...

>>149339341
Terroni, that's who

>>149339491
>second hand
Just like his press cards and journalism degree

>dirtmund conceded 3 Mammellone gole
Lmao

>>149339547
>shoot and hit anything even in highest difficulty
>you die but you dont really die and even if you really die it doesnt really affect your game since shop items are trash

shiterlands each one of those games where you cant suspend disbelief you always strip it to its programming basics in your head, a dot shooting at other dots

I remember when Japan conceded 3 to that bumass Belgium team

reminder duccios robbed binland of victory.

>>149335278
>>149332202
Sorry, was away at the beach; Mika Lafuente
https://www.instagram.com/mikalafuente/

>Sozza refereeing the u21 match
grim

cam on inter

forza inder

Today I feel Mayulu

Qatar tier refball in favor of Englel by Sozza btw

Lads, it's Sfinter

Oh ffs

porco dio

Based Ken Watanabe

i now fear the samurai

Usually kits look better from a distance, but my lord those are some ugly shades of blue

so much standing around

>named Ryoma
>doesn't play for riomma

But let's wait for Lissone Boys at VAR to check for possibile offsides

gud chance.

The Italian, Portuguese, and German leagues are competing to see which one is the worst. At this rate, the Brasileirão might end up being the fourth-best league.

fugg

asllani passes are so gud. seems to be thriving

>>149340846
the blue shade is something i would see on an away kit

>>149341054
he's genuinely incredible

>>149341054
Be honest, thoughts on the new home kit?

>>149340846
Looks eerily similar to the 2014 Inter one

>Chivuball is all about sterile possession

"interbros".. prepare for tough times

knee esploded

>>149341148
yeah. wish lauti scored from that cross.

>>149341174
meh tier

>>149341394
bastoni and pavard missing. both good passers.

>>149341443
But were they missing against PSG?

>>149341378
vgh... those were the times...

>>149341394
No but you see Inter is the greatestestest team ever only limited by a shitter like Inzaghi

>>149341397
Pio Esposito?

>2012-2017 inter is back

godo

>>149341443
You don't need good passers, you need someone that can dribble

>>149341547
a nibbon samurai player

>>149341568
Luis Enrique is elite at that

>>149341568
thats what taremi is for innit

>>149341647
Kek

it's fine lads, inter bros are saving energies for the UCL final, this competition is just a warmup

It was only 30c out there, pathetic stuff

Lads LADS
It's sfinter

halftime post asian slags

I can understand finishing second behind riber but not even advancing to the knockout stages?

Inter is just getting started

>>149341801
Inter players are already KO

why is an anime girl advertising heart medicine?

>>149341671
It’s the go-to excuse for when these teams get exposed by Hyundai FC and Al-Kebab

Exposito

>>149342180
they got spared at least a yellow card, how is that 'getting refballed'?

>>149341906
One must be prepared, one can never tell when one might get a heart attack

pio in

How many wiretapping rounds will it take for Inter players to equalize?

asllani kino again

Dimarco is an obvious allegrian player

Watanabu

what a nabbo

Do NOT look up where JJ Abrams and Glen Powell are right now!

i hope pio stays cos i just came up with goal celebration for him

pio pio sounds like pew pew pew

break that son of a Neapolitan whore's leg

only grandpa Palacio can save them

this is grim

just cross it to pio pls

Er Palacio

this would've been a pen in italy under marotta rules

Watanabe and Mayulu walk into a pizzeria

attenzione a barcola, con la sua andatura un po caracollante

5v2 and goes for the shot. kek

Schloppytaryan

mkhi pls

>>149343040
odd number that

>>149343040
It worked for Mayulu

what a wasted occasion by the japs

Jovic is leaving bbilan leao agreed to stay because of allegri hes not leaving

toro toro toro

Calcio /v/ idea: Masonic the Lodgehog

mo i score

Saw the angle from inside the gole and I had a feeling it was gonna be a gole

APOLOGIZE TO LAUTARO YOU FUICKIGN ENIGERET

>>149343320
>Lodgehog
I feel like this is slang for a certain type of gay but I don't know what exactly

For fucks sakè

>>149343439
jej

If he was Japanese his name would be Leroy Sakè

>>149343478
>>149343439
Great posts. If I were a Porter I'd give you 403 likes

Of course the Sudaca scored the goal. Europeans need ACs to cool down.

>>149343320
Do NOT look up all the masonic and esoteric references that are actually in sonic the hedgehog games

>>149343563
But anon, AC haven't qualified for CWC

what

croatia man in

>>149343563
Does that mean Napolitans aren't European because they cool down in wheely bins?

Why is Urawa Blood Diamonds defeating the might Printer for most of the match?

to Petar, or not to Petar, that is the question.

phuuh close

Twinkazzo please come back I've been edging for days please twinkazzo I beg you

>>149343688
inter has 80% of possesion

Inter is a wheely, wheely great team

>>149343694
we're going to have a problem if Chivu and the rest of the hierarchy think he's a DM

>>149343650
Yes, they're Sudacas that for some reason live in Europe.

This Sucic guy looks very Montenegrin

>>149343722
I thought you hate Guardiola and possession related stats

>>149343739
God, you non-yugos are so bad at this he literally looks Bosnian

>>149343773
Not your fault you arr rook same

Urawa is actually as good as the Italian bottom 3

gud chance. needs better header

Mr Sarri pls help, I've snotted on my smartphone screen and scrolling is only making the puddle larger

>>149343811
lick it

>bottom3
What are zoomers up to now?

BONIIII

Need for Speed Carboni

carboooooooooo

APOLOGIZE TO INTER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FINAL

A second Sudaca scored.

niggas out here talking shit talmbout banter era Inter

stay humble eh

>>149343942
THIS.
Name me any other italian club that reached a CL final in the past 5 years.

cheeky

intersisters status?

The Unplayables of Urawa

fug buying players just play our yoof fenomenos.

>>149343978
A year for every PSG scorer, I see what you did there

pazza inter gonna give me heart attack soon

are we qualified now? i dont care about the money but more tough games for chivu to implement his tictocs

if it's not pazza then it's not Inter

>>149344068
>>149344106
Anything to say to the poorfags that insulted Inter in the thread by mentioning a match anyone sane in mind is going to forget in a couple of weeks?

I was told toromi was in Fordow serving as advisor to the ayatollah

>>149344106
i dont think so. i think they still will need a result in next match

>>149344166
Indian Kloppo, sfinter should sign him after the inevitable sacking of Chivu

>>149344166
The guy right after this was even better

>>149344214
genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen, I wonder his race

>>149344287
Bosnian

>>149344166
>>149344214
not posting the cute latina inter fan or the two gigachads.

fakenews

>>149344287
Oregonian

Move here to see the cute latina inter fan or the two gigachads
>>149344346
>>149344346
>>149344346
>>149344346
>>149344346

>>149344322
I never understood this, are you pro Ukraine winning or you want Russians to destroy them

>>149344287
looks very sudaca to me

>>149344174
yeah river plate is tough match.