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TB: Rays’ manager Kevin Cash told reporters on Thursday evening that Hunter Bigge is coherent and never lost consciousness after being struck in the face by a line drive while sitting in the dugout during Thursday’s game against the Orioles
BAL: Felix Bautista closed out the Rays on Thursday evening, working a scoreless ninth inning to protect a three-run advantage
PIT: Paul Skenes delivered another strong performance in a tough-luck no-decision against the Tigers on Thursday, piling up nine strikeouts over six innings of two-run baseball
ATL: Spencer Strider yielded one run in six innings and fanned eight in defeating the Mets on Thursday
PHI: Orion Kerkering slammed the door on the Marlins in the ninth inning on Thursday, protecting a one-run lead to earn his second save of the season
BAL: Heston Kjerstad was pulled from Thursday’s game at Triple-A Norfolk after fouling a ball off of his right knee
STL: Nolan Arenado went 3-for-5 with his 350th career homer and a go-ahead single in the 10th as the Cardinals beat the White Sox 8-6 in the second game of Thursday’s doubleheader

Dodgers!

>closes stream
>a minute later there's a brawl and I miss all of it

Teoscar is such a TRAITOR!!!

>little just scratches his head after plunking Tatis Jr in his arm like it was no big deal.

Nah intentional.

Teo keeping padgers alive!

>>149305417 (OP)
He looks like a mob boss on the Sopranos kek

>Roberts pushed Shildt
OH FUCK LMAO

Padgers!

>>149305460
that's our teo :)

tatis should have grabbed that ball

>>149305453
Baskin Roberts is kinda a bitch for this. Kino webm though.

>>149305453
Pushes Schildt and then runs away it’s in his DNA kek

>>149305453
>shoves Shildt
>there my required aggro display is over

San Diego manager should have just threw a right haymaker and Roberts got up close to him.

It just can't be summer love you see

>announcing the ejection like new york made the call
kino

Man I haven't heard this JT song in years. Based bench clearing.

poodrepacos world series

Dodgers lol
Such a bunch of shitty people.

I WANTED TO SEE A FIGHT

Comfy Bakespie thread. Thank you, Son of Bakespie.

SHILDT, YOUR TEAM’S GONNA WIN THIS GAME ANYWAY, QUIT TRYING TO GET THE POODRES TO CHIMP OUT AGAIN YOU FAGGOT.

what's the verdict? hit on purpose or not?

Can someone post a video of a real, scary fight scene from the MLB?
Preferably from youtube.

>>149305515
Calm down moco chan

>deported from the field of play
based

Teo was keeping the peace cause he's leading off in the bottom and figured they would try to bean him. self-preservation move.

>no punches
Then sit the fuck down all of you fags

Trust the Padres to cram the fundies.

I kinda cringe when the dodgers do this tough guy act. We’re not a team full of intimidating guys

Jomboy is getting tired, this is the third time he's had to re-edit the video...

>>149305507
JT had a good run for a bit
That album he made with Pharrell with Senorita on it is certified kino

>hits Tatis
>all of his pitches afterwards are in the middle either high, low or straight
>wasn't even phased when he hit Tatis
yeah, that was intentional

Boutta get WALKED OFF in the 10th.

>>149305527
not scary, but a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oacyt6Jk8U

they waited for ohtani to have no more plate appearances before they started shit
cowards

>>149305537
are you new to baseball? every team does this

>>149305537
The actual tough guys are the ones you least expect anyway. J Ram folding Tim Anderson for example

>>149305417 (OP)
>>149305453

Someone better get beaned right fucking now

>>149305460
>>149305468
Go Padres? Go Dodgers? Padgers?

Most intimidating team? (not counting record)

>>149305560
Shildt is the one that started all of this shit

>>149305564
The Mets when they rape you off the field

>>149305526
This is like the third time Tatis Jr got plunked, Little threw it at Tatis Jr arm where his arm got fucked up by that pirates pitcher.

Oh shit they might plunk Pages man.

NO MORE AMIGOS, PADRES. ROBERTS WOULD NEVER HIT SOMEONE ON PURPOSE. PADGERS WAS NEVER A THING

that scuffle left the poodres rattled

>>149305555
>nutani fan trying to fit in. shoo shoo.
>>149305557
I feel like out of the position players Pages is the only one that plays with an edge. The rest of our guys just go about their business

>>149305549
It's boxing lol
please give me more

Lets call it a truce poodrepacos... I don't want to see Ohtani get injured...

I'm surprised they didn't play a bunch of annoying stadium music while the players all rushed the field.
They play that shit constantly at dodger stadium. They should have a fight song.

how tall is reynolds? jesus

Man I wish MLB had personalities like Puig and Greinke and Molina still playing

August gonna be wild bros

>>149305582
That wasn't even a scuffle lmao more like a shing ding scrap hahaha

>>149305588
uh oh poopie

Reddit said they can’t wait for the Jomboy breakdown- and I’m inclined to agree!

>>149305585
stfu retard. watch some more baseball before posting

that funky muncy
>>149305594
6'8"

techincally, roberts won because he put his hands on him KEK. that's why shildt was still hot and teo had to calm him down

>>149305597
>shing dig
baka

Imagine if Pages gets hit

If the dodgers walk this off Ohtani is getting brain damage in the next series... for our sake we better lose

Chunky Muncy would've deflected it with his fat stomach

WEIGHT ROOM

>>149305594
6'8 iirc. Crap, Sean Reynolds don't have it tonight. And we might rely on Suarez. Fuck GG.

Doyerpacos are not visiting the White House right?

>>149305608
holy shit he’s playing the wrong sport

hit Tommy Edman in the head with a fastball. DO IT!!

>>149305624
they already did in april

>>149305627
his egg head would crack though....

he's walking everyone so he can pitch to sogay

KURTZ WALKS IT OFF

>>149305642
>NickKurtz walks it off on Juneteenth

>>149305627
Reynolds almost plunked Muncy man, yikes lol shit Suarez GG

>>149305587
the little one died in a car accident or something. he liked to cause trouble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjfcFAxoI1c

>>149305624
They already did.

>bringing in a fresh arm in bottom of 9th when you're up 5 runs
really

Swede bros what do you guys think Ohtani’s dick smells like

>>149305654
world series, bro

Eggman says fuck your shutout!

ED BOY

>>149305628
>>149305651
Oh no no no no

>>149305654
It's almost like they want to have a shutout.

Roberts rallied the troops!

this cant be happening bros... the poodres are going to murder us if we pull this off

Yankletics won today.

Please let us win this game I won’t fap to Ohtani for an entire week

>>149305665
So much for that

Kim reaches, Ohtani grand slam

>>149305665
shoutout for no shutout

Dodgers avoid the shutout

TOMMY E TOMMY E

Putting people on base to hit Ohtani wtf

>>149305651
Based af

>Suarez
not getting more beanball kino. holy fuck if the poodres blow this it will be KWAB of the millennium

>>149305681
Ohtani is dogshit in high leverage

Theyre gonna bean Ohtani!

Lockridge man, you're only good for bunting and stealing. I'm disappointed in you.

Fucking shit ass Suarez man.

Are the Dodgers winning or something?

>>149305695
rallying

oh my days the fix is in

>>149305663

canadians are weird

Jus throw it at him in the on deck circle

oh boy...

wow

umpball?

How many doyerpaco and padrepacos are gonna fight in the paco lot after the game

based shitter ump squeezing soreass

FUCK YOU UMP

FUCKING UMP.

>>149305708
Over 1.5

>perfect pitch
oof umpies

>>149305687
No I'm talking about him getting beaned

Umps want another fight

payback for robbing yoshi's immaculate inning

lmao

>rojas on deck
Could you imagine.

>>149305729
delete this

LMAO

CALLED IT

>>149305722
That one was the right call

You know what you must do Suarez

Holy fuck they actually did it these pussies

YES!!!!!!!!

>waving off the dugout
Guys... is Ohtani it...?

SUAREZ YOU FUCKER.

Suarez tossed, not even a warning KEK

>>149305729
Umps hate LA

HA HA HA
OH WOW

BBBBBAAAAASSSEEEDDDD

HOLY FUCK LMAO

>>149305729
riggitani :)

wahahahaha oh man

I didn't think he'd actually do it

Poodres throwing at players above the waist. dirty fucking team.

>Ohtani isn't even fazed
LOL poodres can't do shit right

kino game

>>149305750
Warning were issued after the bench clearing.

Paco bowl is getting violent SEND IN DA FEDS

Ballsy move to bring tying run to the plate

No class

THAT ONE WAS FUCKING INTENTIONAL FUCKING POODRES

Based Padres, fuck those fundies KEK

>>149305762
Your players been throwing at our heads and arms this whole series.

ohhh that ohtani clip where he waves his team off is going to be shown for years

theyre not sending their best!

>>149305777
chek’d

I will literally kill my self if the Padres lose this game

It really is kinoshita…

Suarez really just said "fuck it let's see what happens" lol

>>149305781
Fumi-sama!

>>149305781
So have yours. You got blood on your hands too

poodres are fuming and ohtani is just laughing

>>149305787
we wont

come onnnn DODGER 3-RUN HOME RUN

>>149305781
you're full of shit. Pages had his head thrown at. no poodre had their head targeted. fuck off.

I love that Ohtani is just laughing off both of these HBPs that happened

best series of the year

Telling the guys to get back in the dugout was pretty damn based I must admit.

Manfred is sending the Goldilocks ball in as we speak...

Chef Yuki, save us from this humiliation sweep.

>tying run at the plate
>#2 hitter
>its miguel rojas
This is your team on dave roberts

Dubs and Roberts and Shildt throw down and start beating the shit out of each other.

>100mph above the hip to Ohtani
poodre niggas are crazy

un fucking real shohei

>>149305800
You thrown at Tatis Jr three times and at Ingelsias.

>>149305790
Suarez was gonna blow it anyways.

>ohtani and arraez shaking hands
padgers are SO back

>>149305818
Kek, it's kino!!!!

Ohtani is a real man

That was blinking fertilizer

it's a shame Ohtani is so ripped, having a bit more chub would protect him more from injury by pitch

>>149305811
It’s up

Ohtani is way too nice of a guy. Fuck that pitcher.

>Gap band Outstanding playing

Lmao Dodgers calling us washed. Understandable.

stealtani

>Ohtani laughing it up with Arraez and Croney
he loves these chaotic games

Suarez looks like he should be trekking through the Darien gap on his way to a a better life

Ohtani may literally bring about world peace by the time he retires.

what is this dude throwing lmao

>>149305838
He wasn't very nice when he framed his best friend and had him sent to prison

nobody fears him, that's why they are willing to throw at him
it's impossible to fear someone with a micropenis

>>149305826
Pages was thrown at twice. Once at his fucking head! Ohtani twice. fat toad Shildt has been barking the whole series. don't @ me fucking retard.

kek don't swing rojas

kino series ngl

Bro...

>bases loaded
easy out incoming

LOADED

Tf he doin

Matsui wasn't ready

what the fuck

ain't no way poodles lose this

>>149305829
100 mph high and tight

Fuck we gonna throw this game. Holy hell.

Hoo boy

>>149305818
Now that's a good bean

>>149305883
YEEEEP that’s a strike

>>149305883
Cry fundie KEK

>>149305875
poodles vs dryers
aussie autocorrect making up new meme names

>>149305875
Would be so fucking funny if they did tho

ok now the ump wants to go home lmao

umpball...

>>149305900
YEEEEP that’s another strike

UMP CAUGHT GOONING

WUT LOL

UMP KINO

>>149305900
CAUGHT the outside corner!

FUCK

gg pads

damn gg pads
what an ending lmao

TAKE THIS, DODGERS!

this jomboy video is going to be psychotic

holy shit what a finish

Can’t win em all. GG Pads.

gg Dads hope this shit is squashed after tonight

Jesus fuck man damn Pads.

>>149305894
fuck FUCK

mow my lawn pacos

Sit the FUCK down!

holy fucking rigged and they still lost lmao

>>149305453
it's juneteeth so i feel like roberts should have immunity here. but mlb is still a racist organization, so he'll get a 3 game suspension.

LOSERS

lmao at ohtani walking to the other dugout. does he even speak english? would anyone else be able to do that?

I guess the umpires were tired of hiding their power level this game

really fun series, pads

>>149305936
Pay my foodstamps gringo

now THAT was a game! what a way to end a 4 game series, shame we won't see each other for two more months

>>149305941
your team is tied with the lillies kwab

hahaha gg poodrepacos
see you in august

>>149305866
Ohtani-san is cool

>>149305920

b a s e d

WORLD* CHAMPIONS* LOSE

FUCKING THANK YOU YUKI, GOOD SHIT.
PYRRHIC VICTORY BUT WHATEVER GET THIS PADRES BUM GOING.

GG doyers, hopefully we come back with better bats and not AAAA middle lineup. I don't care if we lost the series, I'm just glad whatever Dodgers did woke these fuckers up.

>>149305941
>>149305963
We lost, but she's a Dodger fan for sure when it comes to MLB.

Meh game but kino ending and kino series overall
gg Padres

>>149305943
*walks over*
*bows*
>mario and ruigi, not mario and bowser
*bows again*

>>149305955
Apologize to Fuwawa chan

>>149305963
>swept by the barfs
go to bed mestcuck

>>149305943
Ohtani loves the Padres, he probably is asking what's the move for tonight since he wants to keep the party going

Someone’s getting stabbed tonight, probably a poodres fan walking out of that stadium

>>149305943
ohtani seems to be very well liked by most people that don't post on /mlb/

How many games back will the padres be the next time these teams meet? My guess is 15-20

>>149305453
kek you can just hear shildt seething and stammering

>padres world series is to take one game from the dodgers while throwing at their heads
KEK

>>149305994
Most people aren't aware of his "extracurricular activities"

>>149305941
>>149305963
The Curse of Senga kek

>>149306003
+umpball

>>149306011
sengay kek

>>149306014
plz be nice to my injured ace ;-;

>>149306003
I want to respect them, but I just can't. feel a little bad for Tatis. He's a douche but shouldn't be the one to have to wear it.

How many spic fights tonight?

>>149306013
umps were shit for both teams in the 9th
in that kim at bat i actually thought the ump was trying to load the based for ohtani

Randy Vasquez and Robert Suarez actually stand by their guys, takes some serious balls to throw at Ohtani at Dodger Stadium

>>149305994
He threw his best friend in federal prison and he’s currently pimping out that Swedish anons bussy. Normies cant handle the truth.

>When the Dodgers announced plans in 2013 to stage their first Pride Night, management encountered resistance from some corners of the clubhouse. Management’s decision to overrule the players has resulted in the Dodgers earning a reputation as a gay-friendly organization.
lol lmao

>>149306025
It’s Padgers night chud

>>149306035
based management

>>149305558
who's the hothead in the t-shirt that comes sprinting in straight at roberts before he gets to shildt?

are there a good post game day TV show recapping the games?

>>149306027
Yeah I'm surprised too, we need Tommy pham and players who aitn afraid to throw hands man, Dodgers been plunking our teammates for awhile ever since they won the world series. I get that our lawsuit isn't doing well for us, but man, we just need good bats, and no scrubs.

>>149306035
Money on the table. I don’t like gays but if it brings more money why not go for it?

>>149306049
One of the bench coaches I think.

>>149305992
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

I would never go to dodger stadium again, because I don’t want fat piece of shit Mexicans trying to get in my face for wearing a different jersey at a baseball game
But at the big A, fans are actually nice to each other

also sex with that padres girl behind homeplate

>>149306027
They’re both 90IQ beaners. They do what their boss tells them.

>>149306006
yep, /mlb/ knows what the IRS, DHS, and the general public don't.

>>149306077
Drinking water sounds so based but im too lazy to walk to the kitchen

>>149306074
Nah, both of them knew what they were doing. Randy just got it out of the way. Suarez just knew this AB was a wash and wanted something to happen

>>149306051
Recap rundown, won’t be posted for a bit though. Check back on mlb.tv in like an hour to too if you have it.

>>149306072
You can't just say that and not post a screencap

>>149306079
Roki sighting! :(

>>149306079
Why does Mookie look so scared?

>>149306051
Not sure if you mean daytime here or Aus but Quick Pitch is on MLBN right now and it runs through all the games in an hour. Not sure about a daytime show in the US that recaps them.

>>149306095
Because he was. Idk wtf Tatis said to him

>Roki: keeping his distance because he's afraid
>Yamamoto: nowhere to be seen (probably went back to the clubhouse already)
>Ohtani: Laughing it up and having the time of his life
Ohtani loves the chaos, this is the real reason he wanted to come to MLB

>>149306051
Jomboy is probably making a breakdown of that brawl as we speak
>>149306079
The fuck is he still doing here? He should go get surgery ASAP so that he'll be ready at the start of next season instead of wasting everyone's time hanging in the dugout

>>149306104
It helps that Ohtani is a chad and built like an ox. Roki is a twig and Yamamoto is a manlet

I don’t care Ohtani said not to fight, it’s not his call. If you’re a dodger you storm out there and throw hands for your guy.
People are glazing Ohtani for ruining a great rivalry

>>149306103
saving this one

>>149306116
Take your vpn of swedeanon

>>149306112
Shildt giving Teo a handjob

>>149306089
He's prly referring to the chick in the background at the end here: >>149305866

>>149306112
peace maker

>>149306134
yep that was her, the tank top girl

>>149306120
>rivalry

>>149306135
He can bowl multiple 300’s too. Did you know that ?

>both managers ejected
June baseball shouldn’t be this kino!

>>149306112
Teo kept Padgers alive that day

>>149305818
that's some dirty shit

eating a burrito, its nice!

>>149306120
He didn't want Kershaw to hurt himself and miss his shot at 3000K

>>149306151
and dunk the ball at his height

It’s clear just by looking at the faces the pitchers don’t like beaning players. Doc and Shildt are too pussy to fight each other

Ohtani is just a Forrest Gump-type retard

>>149306157
At least Teo respects and acknowledge this rivarly, I can see why mariners and doyers love him. Sucks that Heyward is dogshit in El paso chihuahua right now bleh.

>>149306178
Wow, even Japan flag is dunking on him now

SUSPEND HIM FOR LIFE!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SIR

>enhance
she pulled her shirt down. she knew.

that was a lot I think that's it for me tonight guys

>>149306160
>like 30 dollars in aussieland

>>149305818
just noticing the poodre zoomer jumping up and down clapping and doing the hand heart thing afterwards

>>149306160
one of us!
one of us!

>>149306189
the combo with chips and a drink was $28... (delivered obv)

>>149306177
To add, like the other anon said, they’re being told to bean players. I feel bad for the pitchers. Mafia shit Dave and Mike are doing

I like Ohtani when he's embracing the chaos. I don't like when he's an emotionless statue who just wants to statpad.

>>149306160
Mow my lawn

>>149306204
Shut up “toid

>>149306199
i know the money is different, but, man, that's a lot of dollars for a burrito combo

>>149306200
needs to end after tonight

>>149306209
Whites and East Asians are the only good guys. Latinos are alright, but everyone else is inherently bad.

>tfw glad my team is just quietly good in the background instead of this fucking gang warfare going on in socal
Deport them all, ICE.

>>149306209
Feisty little fruit picker

there was also a pie rat meltdown today fwiw

>>149306160
post pic of burrito

>Ohtani just walks up to the padres dugout and has a little laugh with the guys before heading back to the base
What did he say? Also I like that he doesn't even seem to mind getting hit, unlike nobodies who chimp out thinking the pitcher is scared of them

>>149306027
Why? Nobody is going to do anything to them lol

>>149306200
Dave and Mike should be investigated after this game. Maybe suspended.

>>149306221
east and central divisions seem to more regularly have interdivisional dustups. this shit is all on the poodres for being chimps that can't handle themselves like professionals.

I’m happy that the Ohtani nu pepes got to see an old fashioned bean ball war

>>149306224
can't imagine this will be that appetising for you
it's a "cali chicken burrito" which I believe is a gross bastardisation of a normal burrito (no rice or beans but fried chips inside it instead)

>>149306244
The pirates used to literally instruct their players to throw up and in at a minor league level and upward, a former Pirates pitcher talked about it recently

>>149306269
doesn't surprise me. I always thought it was funny that 2 teams that weren't going to the playoffs would be feuding in any particular season

>>149306284
spicy. it's not everyday i see this stuff.

>>149306079
>https://x.com/Still_HB/status/1935925251780604158?t=RWKGwsPxsFar4K0IkoNC8g&s=19

Here's the video, everyone keeps saying Tatis Jr told mookie his hands might be broken :(

>>149306264
not a fan of california burritos at all, but it should look more like this

>The A’s have a player named Nick Kurtz
Can’t make this shit up

>yoshi is now 6-6
what did he do to deserve this kind of record... how is he gonna win the cy young now...

>>149306301
BY WINNING ANOTHER WS

>>149306305
OHTANI AND ANIME!!!!!

>>149306264
that looks so sad

>>149306264
fuck me dead mate! that's Cat’s pajamas!

>>149306297
>should look like this
I'm more of a substance over form guy me

>>149306301
I can say the umps keep fucking him over but his team never gives him any run support. Poor sap

>>149306312
That's all substance.

>>149306298
Head coach Steve Kerr of the Warriors in the NBA has a son named Nick.

>>149306310
Well yeah I had to spit my last bite back into the burrito just to give you guys something to look at
still tastes amazing

>>149306301
He's not winning it as long as Paul Skenes continues to perform.

>Tatis Jr xrays are negative but there's bones fragment inside his xrays, still testing for tomorrow.

>https://x.com/annieheilbrunn/status/1935937759946084619?t=vUyu-VnovmxdGCoUa8N26w&s=19

Fuck little.

>>149306324
that’s so hot

I had a work event tonight, wtf did I miss?

>>149306264
My first instinct is disgust and the urge to flame you but who cares. As long as you enjoy it, it's all that matters. Burritos after all, probably started off the same way, just wrap a bunch of shit in a big flour tortilla and see what happens. Fun fact, burritos were invented here in the USA. Well the ones everyone is familiar with

>>149306333
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>149306335
you have no fucking idea

>>149306335
THEY THREW AT OHTANI AGAIN AND HE TOLD HIS DUGOUT NOT TO FIGHT

>>149306335
Work event?
Lime catering? What's that like?

>>149306264
my whitoids :)

>>149306250
They already got to see one back in 2021(?) when Angels and Mariners started throwing hands. He looked so happy being part of the chaos, kek.

>>149306305
>fundies actually believe this

>>149306345
I literally saw just the last ab by Rushing, where that ump was fucking done with this game. Now I'm seeing fights, tatis broken bones, Yams lost an immaculate inning. the fuck

>>149306354
Who would hire a catering company that only serves limes you fucking idiot

Cocksucker!!

>>149306335
Little mlb debut, throws at Tatis Jr hands, benches clears, Robert shoves Shildt, no fist fighting. Sean Reynolds doesn't have it, so we can up Suarez, 3-0 plunks ohtani in the ribs or back 100 mph? He got thrown out, ump tried to give doyers a win but Yuki finished the job thankfully.....

>>149306378
he charged shildt and bumped him a little. that's a win in baseball!

>ump tried to give dodgers the win
didn't he call 3 balls as strikes right at the end?

baseball fan of 2 weeks here. here's what happened

>>149306407
Kim should've been struck out twice before he grounded out

Wild fucking series, holy shit

>>149306378
First the Swede jerking off to Ohtani’s physique, and now shirtless Dave Roberts. ICE fighting Mexicans at dodger stadium, pride night, tranny nuns, vtubers, weebs in cosplay… I can’t go on bros.

3 out of 4 this series and 5-2 record against them.
And we finished the toughest stretch of the season over .500. Everyone did great.
Still annoyed about the lack of run support for Yamamoto… but we take it.
And this series proved 2 things:
Shohei Ohtani is the classiest player in all of baseball. A lot of players and fans can learn a lot from him.
The Padres as an organization and their fans truly are the most “little brother” people in the league lol
I checkout Japanese media and baseball contents since I’m part Japanese. Japanese media is 100% going to go after the Padres after this.
The Padres proved themselves to be the scummiest team in the league to literally tens of MILLIONS of Japanese people. Not just baseball fans but majority of Japanese population.
Good fucking luck to them in recovering this tainted image lol

>>149306378
Holy shit. I take it back and kneel

>>149306439
Eyy puto

>>149306450
The ONLY two intentional HBPs in the entire series were the two on Ohtani. Congrats to the Pads for their consolation win to avoid a 4 game sweep. We dominated this series.

The last redpilled anon has left LA proper :(

>>149306392
What did the ump do to give the Padres a win? I don't that they did, but I'm looking at the 9th and the only questionable ab I see is Kim's

>>149306450
you have to go back

>>149306407
blue was all over the place after the benches cleared

I just called ICE on myself I'm so redpilled

Im a ‘toid. Time for meth

>>149306475
...to the world series!

>>149306450
The future is now

>>149306450
this looks copied and pasted from reddit

playing golf tomorrow

>>149306490
That’s a man

>>149306492
Is that yet another euphemism?

>>149306492
Have fun

>>149306492
congrats bro....you've earned it

>>149306502
¿qué quieres decir?

Yeah so what if my Mets are on a losing streak. They still have a great record. Keeping seething ‘toids.

>>149306332
>bones fragment
what

>>149306518
Korean girls are into the Dodgers only and maybe Giants.

>>149306434
nice. I was wondering about the sequence of events.

there's not another paco bowl till august sigh

>>149306538
real fight in august

>>149306542
I bet the bad blood will have cooled off by then, at least for everyone other than Pages and Machimpo

White Dodgers fan here

>https://x.com/FoulTerritoryTV/status/1935942816276021396

>the fundies cry in fear when you strike them.

Do any of the pacos here actually like roberts
Was talking with one who defended pulling mookie, will, and freddie because he had to punt to save the bullpen's arms

>>149306552
well hello there

>3 HBP with him as the catcher
Maldonado-senpai... Why?
I thought you were Shohei's friend

>>149306564
I like him fine. It was 5-0 going into the 8th inning. those guys need to rest and give rusty bench guys a chance to do something.

>>149306563
I don't think anyone is shocked that Dave Roberts is playing victim after instigating / physically confronting Schildt.

>>149306549
The media and Machado's loudmouth will make sure to get shit boiling before the series
>inb4 Ohtani drills someone
Kino incoming

Let's wait til jomboy gets his two cents in

>>149306580
>Ohtani as an Angel
>respected individual who never got hit intentionally
>Ohtani as a Dodger
>beaned constantly for playing on an evil team

>>149306616
is jomboy reddit?
i like his videos but he might be normieslop and I might be the normie

>>149306450
it would be awesome if it makes the Padres a no-go destination for Japanese players in the future

>>149306622
I think the angels is where he picked up his gambling habit though. I remember there was a story of some bookie associated with some angels players but that story got spiked by MLB pretty quickly into the entire thing

Honestly, Suarez throwing a high 100mph fastball at Ohtani was uncalled for. I hope this piece of shit gets suspended, he could have killed him if he had been 6 inches higher.

Why bean Ohtani anyways? He’s a free strikeout

>>149306639
throwing was understandable given the events that transpired but the location was dangerous. Also, it put the Padres' lead at risk

>>149306638
the bookmaker was confirmed to have met with at least one player iirc

>>149306639
Tatis likely broke his hand, it was 100% justified. he didnt hit him in the head, that would have been uncalled for. watch baseball

>>149306622
Nope literally got intentionally beaned one time vs the Astros with Maldonado as the catcher. Look it up. He even stared at the pitcher.
Iirc some White Six pitcher also got tossed back in '23 for intentionally hitting him.

>>149306646
ohtani was up 3-0 in the count so might as well i guess

>>149306646
>He’s a free strikeout
And yet Suarez STILL came close to walking him. He was that bad
>>149306638
Dave Fletcher and the bookie said he wasn't involved though

>https://x.com/AJCassavell/status/1935948224554320124
>declined to comment

lol GOAT Suarez. You still need to stop spamming fastball doe.

>>149306627
i'm willing to bet that a good amount of posters here are normies

>>149306681
normtoids*

>>149306646
>Fuck it, 3 - 0, might as well get some revenge for them beaning the fuck out of Tatis and possibly breaking his hand by nailing Ohtani straight in his back

>>149306676
>GOAT
A real GOAT would have owned it and said he had to do it, it had to happen etc.
>why yes I beaned MLB's golden boy. Deal with it. Part of the game. Tatis's hand might be broken
Ducking like this makes him look like a pussy

>first major league game
>roberts put you in to get some exp in a dead game
>you end up beaning the star player of the padres in the worst location imaginable in a heated series
>the benches clear
>your star player is beaned in response to you
KWAB of the year

>>149306627
Being a normie is a good thing don't let anyone try and tell you otherwise.

>>149306627
>>149306691
some pretend to like jomboy because there was an anon that would seeth about him without anyone bringing him up or posting his videos. this was years ago when jomboy was on the rise and hadn't sold out

>>149306627
Jomboy is reddit Jakey is 4chan Trev is based

>>149306708
I hope he broke his wrist

What's Robert thinking rn?

>>149306708
Really when you think about it this game went down the way it did because Roberts threw it too early. Put in Little, pulled Mookie and Freddie. For what? A 4 run differential when Doyers are near the top in comeback wins

>>149306733
can you qrd me on jokey and trev
don't think I've seen their stuff

>>149306736
everyone laugh at this drama queen >>149306654

>>149306751
>oh shit, he didn't care that i pushed him, i need my chunky muncy meat shield to get here quickly

>>149306757
it was 5-0 with only 6 outs to play with and a fresh pen for SD

>>149306751
>Oh fuck, he's not flinching
>AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE DUGOUT-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149306764
surely the one being dramatic is the guy saying suarez could have killed ohtani?
You're both gay. and brown

Shildt and Roberts are literally going to get into a knife fight in the parking lot if this keeps escalating

aye foo... you better put out a candle or som' shit or else there's gonna be a problemo

Lmao
He's totally gonna pitch vs them in august

>>149306751
>Bitch if you don't get out of my stadium I'm stomp you out like they did Stow

>>149306795
Manny could stand to get plunked more

>>149306807
I can see him charging the mound

Meanwhile Ohtani posting the HBP freeze frame and his doggo on Instagram in an obvious attempt to defuse lingering tensions. Admirable but this ain't it buddy. He could have hit better in the game

>>149306795
thug speak. typical.

>>149306818
or flinging his bat at someone again

>>149306818
Manny has been calm as of lately, but i won't be surprised if Manny snaps and roundhouse kick Bandas or Pages.

>>149306795
>>149306825
>the Dodgers better do a gay candlelit vigil for my homeboy's armerino or... or... or ELSE!
The fuck is machimpo going to do about it?

>>149306761
Jake and Trevor are two Jomboy employees that host talkin baseball, a podcast for Jomboy media. Some people here listen to it but to be honest this guy: >>149306719 told you what you needed to know.

>>149306825
Poodres want to play chippy and dirty constantly escalating and now whine that someone got hurt. fafo moment.

>>149306807
They know Manny actually would fight them if they did, that's why they don't. They only go after guys they know won't do shit

>>149306833
What did Banda do

>>149306855
nice clubhouse leader flapping the gums but can't actually protect any of his guys.

>>149306807
Joe Kelly would have done it. Maybe Treinen too. I don't think any of the healthy arms in the Doyers pen currently would feel compelled to

>>149306858
idk but he seems punchable. honestly all dodger bullpen players are thugs.

>>149306869
I think they all would throw at guys if they felt a need to though not at anyone's head. hoping it won't come down to that.

>>149306870
Banda is just a shy nerd who likes Pokemon. You have Vesia and Kike wearing that stupid helmet in your head rent free

>Reynolds sprinted out of the bullpen to join in the action the second he saw shildt and roberts approaching each other
>https://x.com/chriscfore/status/1935925619185139988
first he was ready to go while still putting his pants on, now he's doing that. bro really wants to fight someone. Genuinely wouldn't doubt that he was intentionally trying to walk the guys so he could hit ohtani

>>149306883
>getting caught jerking off in 4K
ngmi

>>149306883
Reynolds is 6'8, mind you. Sucks he didn't have his stuff. i love Reynolds.

Padgers

just took a fat stinky 9th innings umpiring

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148661572/#148661996
>10 wins
>13 wins
>14 wins
>+/- 2 wins
final tally was 17-12 ! NO WINNERS

FAGGets kek

>>149306937
4-1 in extras made a big difference

>>149306937
So they dropped a series against the Mets and... the burbs!?

>Arraez starts rubbing his nose
>Ohtani keeps stopping him and laughing about it
they can have fun and tease each other, why do we fight?
https://x.com/ohtaniskidesu/status/1935942455142281678

>>149306982
>ohtaniskidesu
Stan or gay

>>149306870
>idk but he seems punchable. honestly all dodger bullpen players are thugs

>>149306894
Reese Mcguire still plays, so it doesn't really matter if you get caught

>>149306825
Hard as fuck

Doyers should give Kelly a one-week contract for the august series just so he can plunk Machimpo and they go at it.
The ultimate matchup between guys who were part of 2 of the best brawls of the 2010s
>https://youtu.be/mjfcFAxoI1c?si=B6sZw9VGM6yO9C3D
>https://youtu.be/9d_xeVojcMM?si=WKBqKFnKsciDVBKf
Absolute theater

>>149307022
>'Bater Up!
kek! never noticed that before.

>>149307031
if you're 12 and mexican i could see how this impresses you

FAGGets kek

>>149306825
ngl...moments that go hard af

Machimpo won’t do shit but complain.

>>149307062
Machimpo is Dominican you retard

>>149307062
>american flag flare
whats it like in Tel Aviv right now? stay safe faggott

>>149307076
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>149306825
Blud went hard in da mofuckin paint!

>>149307089
>flare
oh god this guy's so riled up right now

>>149307062
As a Dodgers fan we awakened the sleeping giant... I pray the MRI comes back negative... For our sake

>>149306825
ngl that's a crazy work

>>149306825
That the best talk he’s got? I thought this retard was from the hood

I'm unironically still seething

>>149307080
Machado is one of the few players who probably actually would throw a punch at a guy if they pulled that shit. If Muncy keeps running his mouth, one of his swings will get lose and the bat will head towards third base(he's also done that before)

>>149307115
why is blud so pressed

Tatis is the most overrated player right now. Name one player more overrated, I’ll wait.

>>149306825
Bruh we better be on the lookout. I think we're fucked. Gotta make sure the dads don't get in the playoffs and definitely don't want them to play >us

>>149307127
Juan Soto

>>149306825
Dayum!

>>149307127
Tatis was overrated but he's probably underrated at this point

>>149307124
Id like to see him try

>>149306825
We fucked up... Didn't we??

Where is it?

>Ohtani specifically went to go have a laugh with Iglesias, a former teammate of his when he was on the Angels
based soulful friendship moments in the heat of battle

>>149307127
Ohtani and im a Doyers fan

>>149307141
Manny is fucking huge. all these guys are big but he's still bigger than most.

>>149307127
Ohtani and im a Doyers fan

>>149307152
>6’3
Maybe if you’re a manlet

>>149307127
Ohtani and im a Doyers fan

these new ball players are soft, by the second HBP in the series, someone should've charged the mound

>>149307160
>>149307160

>>149307127
Ohtani and I'm a new tigers fan

>>149306825
i'm putting out a candle praying tatis broke his hand. would love to see machado start shit at petco, so we can all enjoy watching a stadium-wide brown on brown brawl

>>149307080
>Machimpo is Dominican
nah i know i chicano when i see one, his ass is 100% from chula vista

>>149307127
Ohtani and I exclusively watch softball

>>149306807
>plunking the one guy that would rush and kill you on the mound
That's why Tatis and Ohtani were getting hit all series long, they weren't going to do shit.

>>149307127
soto. andy pages is better than him