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Igor Jesus (footballer, born 2001)

Igor Jesus Maciel da Cruz (born 25 February 2001), commonly known as Igor Jesus, is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a striker for Série A club Botafogo and the Brazil national team.

The face of losers.

>>149307443 (OP)
Dios mio no me stab me señor here's my wallet

>>149307443 (OP)
Why are latinxs so obsessed with dragon ball?

Igor Jesus

Personal information

Full name
Igor Jesus Maciel da Cruz

Date of birth
25 February 2001 (age 24)

Place of birth
Cuiabá, Brazil

Height
1.79 m (5 ft 10 in)[1]

Position(s)
Striker

Team information

Current team
Botafogo

Number
99

Youth career

2015–2019
Coritiba

there is some thread in this autism

Senior career*

Years
Team
Apps
(Gls)

2019–2020
Coritiba
56
(7)

2020–2024
Shabab Al Ahli
66
(34)

2024–
Botafogo
37
(9)

International career‡

2024–
Brazil
4
(1)

*Club domestic league appearances and goals, correct as of 5 June 2025
‡ National team caps and goals, correct as of 19 November 2024

Club career

Igor Jesus came through the youth ranks at Coritiba, having

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is a striker scoring a goal in 12.5% of matches a bad rate in soccer

that's how much they don't care

been at the clubs since he was 13 years old.[2] He was given a

>>149308263
Shut up and spoonfeed me please
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place in the senior side in 2019, and made his debut as a

substitute on 23 January 2019, in the Campeonato Paranaense

game against Maringá.[3] He scored his first senior goal on his

first start for the team, in the same competition on 30 January

>>149307443 (OP)
Made a bet and now I got to buy a Botafogo t-shirt
No regrets tho

>>149308318
Hahahaha

2019 against Athletico Paranaense.[4] On 18 March 2019 he

signed a new contract, keeping his rights with Coritiba until the

end of 2022.[2] He made his national league debut in the 2019

Campeonato Brasileiro Série B match against CRB on 20 May 2019.[5]

On 7 July 2024, following a spell abroad with Shabab Al Ahli,

>>149308242
One goal every eight matches is pretty terrible, usually a decent striker averages a goal every three/four matches

Igor Jesus returned home and signed a permanent deal with Botafogo.[6]

>>149308572
Shut up.

International career

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In October 2024, Igor Jesus received his first call up to the

Brazil national team for the 2026 FIFA World Cup qualification

games against Chile and Peru.[7]

Career statistics

Club

As of match played 19 June 2025

Appearances and goals by club, season and competition

Club

Season

League

State league[a]

National cup[b]

League cup[c]

Continental

Other

Total

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>BOTA FOGO

>>149307758
>monkeys that turn aryan when they scream loud enough

>>149308692
>Mexican plastics getting BTFOgo'd
Hahahahaha thank you based Infantino

>>149311027
>aryan
'aryan' as in that people from the aria, areia, sand?

>>149311090
>thank you based Infantino

What Infantino (infantil) Does have to do with this?

>>149311027
I mean, just like the caucasiana came from the word Caucasus, which is a region on Earth.

>>149308318
Lol, that's great. You get a nice jersey and a story to tell with it.

Ok hueAnon I'm here.

>>149311237
Argentino, once again, Brazil runned in front of you, leaving you behind.

>>149311297
What do you wanna talk about?

>>149311297
Do you like Soccer? Like, in general.

>>149311297
Nice win from that Lionel Messi's American Club over that european club yesterday. USA is getting more important in the world stage.

Marge

>>149312070
Homer... Haha

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Bart

>>149312070
Nice flag, Hungary

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BLUE YELLOW RED

what these colors mean in your flag?

>>149311027
Big Baboon....!!!! Go!!!

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Igor Jesus sends Botafogo California dreaming

>>149313761
The Brazilian netted the only goal as Botafogo upset the odds

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to defeat European champions Paris Saint-Germain in the Golden State.

>>149313813
Igor Jesus' goal proved enough to see Botafogo defeat

>>149313834
Paris Saint-Germain at the Rose Bowl

Igor Jesus sends Botafogo California dreaming
Published
20 Jun 2025

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The Brazilian netted the only goal as Botafogo upset the odds to defeat European champions Paris Saint-Germain in the Golden State.

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Igor Jesus' goal proved enough to see Botafogo defeat Paris Saint-Germain at the Rose Bowl

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It was his second goal of the tournament after netting against Seattle Sounders

>>149307758
>Why are latinxs so obsessed with dragon ball?

Hummm anon... Tablos is spaniard.

>>149313998
The Lone Star are now in touching distance of the last 16

>>149314062
Hey, argentino, could I ask you a questions?

>>149314097
Sure

>>149307758
It's an anime for Alpha Males.

>>149314110
Messi never lived in Argentina. Do you like Messi? Do you consider him an espanõl or an argentino?

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>>149314134
>Messi never lived in Argentina

Messi lived here up until he was 13 years old and if I remember correctly he visited the country regularly so argie.

>>149314134
>Do you like Messi?

More or less, I don't like his playstyle but I recognize his greatness.

>>149314110
Another question. How are you feeling about PSG now?

>>149314222
>13 years old

I thought this age was an '8' instead. But 8 is a number that I consider like a 0, so, that.

You don't live in the south of Argentina, do you? Nobody lives in that part, right? That's the why Argentina is poor. You can't grow agricultura in the ice.

'-$+-$'

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>>149314384
With two goals in as many FIFA Club World Cup 2025™ matches,

>>149314366
Igor Jesus has been one of the undoubted stars of the tournament so far.

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In the last 15 matches in which he's found the net,

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Botafogo have gone unbeaten while winning 13.

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The most important of those goals came this

>>149314452
Hah... Looks like that meme. These disgusting wojak memes.

SameKING general o Algo asi

>>149314676
Sogeking, you mean.

Thursday against reigning European champions

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Paris Saint-Germain, in an unlikely and historic 1-0

>>149315411
victory at the Rose Bowl, where he was also named

>>149315434
Michelob Ultra Superior Player of the Match.

With two goals in as many FIFA Club World Cup 2025™ matches, Igor Jesus has been one of the undoubted stars of the tournament so far.

>>149315518
In the last 15 matches in which he's found the net, Botafogo have gone unbeaten while winning 13. The most important of those goals came this Thursday against reigning European champions Paris Saint-Germain, in an unlikely and historic 1-0 victory at the Rose Bowl, where he was also named Michelob Ultra Superior Player of the Match.

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>>149315906
“I am very happy with everything that happened

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today," he said post match. "It is a significant day in

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our careers. We beat a really good team. It’s always

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like this at Botafogo. We never make it easy. We

knew how hard it would be, but we also knew what

we were capable of."

>>149316350
Each time he finds the net, Igor Jesus turns his

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goal celebration, the Kamehameha, into an even

bigger sensation among the Botafogo faithful. He

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places his hands together near his chest and then

>>149316474
Guapa...

>>149316474
Thanks for this, mate. Here's your payment. Take it. $660 Rukabehls.

thrusts them forward as if unleashing a

>>149316474
How does a Hot like this engages with a loser like him?

>>149316474
You did my request quickier than Mbappé...

superpower, a move inspired by Goku from the

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Japanese series, Dragon Ball. In the U.S., he has

>>149316804
already cast his magic spell against Seattle

Sounders FC and now PSG.

Each time he finds the net, Igor Jesus turns his goal celebration, the Kamehameha, into an even bigger sensation among the Botafogo faithful. He places his hands together near his chest and then thrusts them forward as if unleashing a superpower, a move inspired by Goku from the Japanese series, Dragon Ball. In the U.S., he has already cast his magic spell against Seattle Sounders FC and now PSG.

>>149316474
Thanks, HOLANDA!

>>149316474
Thanks again, mate. ;-)

>>149317130
“They are European champions and we are

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champions of the Americas. There’s not much

difference," he continued. "Two champion teams

went in to win, but Botafogo made the most of its

opportunity."

“They are European champions and we are champions of the Americas. There’s not much difference," he continued. "Two champion teams went in to win, but Botafogo made the most of its opportunity."

At the end of the Club World Cup, he'll be

>>149318268
performing his celebration on pitches elsewhere.

The striker has openly confirmed his completed

>>149318367
transfer to Premier League side Nottingham Forest,

but for now, there are other matters to focus on.

>>149318482
“Since I arrived here, they’ve always believed in my

work," he said. "I give everything for Botafogo. I will

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always do my best while I’m here, you can be sure

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of that. I want to help Botafogo in the best way

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possible."

At the end of the Club World Cup, he'll be performing his celebration on pitches elsewhere. The striker has openly confirmed his completed transfer to Premier League side Nottingham Forest, but for now, there are other matters to focus on.

“Since I arrived here, they’ve always believed in my work," he said. "I give everything for Botafogo. I will always do my best while I’m here, you can be sure of that. I want to help Botafogo in the best way possible."

>>149318916
On average, the forward scores just shy of once

every three games, but finding the net isn't his only

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attribute. His ability to use physicality to battle for

space against defenders taller than his 1.79m frame

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combines with a willingness to drift out wide and

create space for others. His former team-mate Luiz

>>149319113
Henrique was one of many players to benefit from

his selflessness.

>>149319192
“I made a great friend in Igor, we had a really strong

>>149319243
connection on and off the pitch," he told FIFA in an

>>149319279
interview prior to that PSG clash. "He’s smart,

>>149319309
strong, and a natural finisher. He’ll be very

>>149319340
important for Botafogo in the tournament. People

>>149319381
out there will get to see what we already know."

>>149319418
When he was asked who he would pick to be

>>149319455
Botafogo's hero this tournament, one name came

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to mind. “It’s hard to choose just one. They all

>>149319512
deserve it – they work so hard and give everything

>>149319533
for the club. But if I had to pick one, I’d go with Igor

>>149319557
[Jesus]. He’s an amazing guy and an extraordinary

>>149319588
player.”

On average, the forward scores just shy of once every three games, but finding the net isn't his only attribute. His ability to use physicality to battle for space against defenders taller than his 1.79m frame combines with a willingness to drift out wide and create space for others. His former team-mate Luiz Henrique was one of many players to benefit from his selflessness.

“I made a great friend in Igor, we had a really strong connection on and off the pitch," he told FIFA in an interview prior to that PSG clash. "He’s smart, strong, and a natural finisher. He’ll be very important for Botafogo in the tournament. People out there will get to see what we already know."

When he was asked who he would pick to be Botafogo's hero this tournament, one name came to mind. “It’s hard to choose just one. They all deserve it – they work so hard and give everything for the club. But if I had to pick one, I’d go with Igor [Jesus]. He’s an amazing guy and an extraordinary player.”

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>>149307758
The anime has the pacing of a latin soap opera
Huge families congregating (like in Fast and Furious with it’s family schtick)
Melodrama between fights
Meritocratic and catholic morals if you project hard enough (even though a lot of it is borrowed from taoism)
If you get angry and scream hard enough you become ayian (every one descends from monkeys)
Subtle colonization and miscigenation commentary with the sayans
Colourful

hm

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