Thread 149307838

/bundes/ getting archived confirms that the club world cup is a big tournament

upcoming games
>Saturday
03:00, Bayern - Boca Juniors
>18:00, Mamelodi Sundowns - Dortmund

U21 EM
>Sunday
>21:00, Deutschland - England

>>Saturday
>03:00
don't care how big, won't watch

How are we feeling bazibros?

>>149307838 (OP)
>MaMELODY Sundowns

Tom, it's over

>>149307838 (OP)
it’s a big tournament for south americans yes but the only actually relevant footy on atm is the u21 euros

maybe on planet retard

ANNOUNCE XAVI SIMONS

stfu already
we don't want this whiny mutt

>149308700
you love whiny players shut the fuck up retard lol

>>149308675
would be a great Sahne replacement hope Eberl pulls the trigger soon.
anything under 100 million is a steal

>implying I like Kimmich
lol

>>149308817
he needs to get off his fat ass and get some signings going

GuMo

wfg survived.. bundes didn't..

>>149307838 (OP)
>3am
lmao no wonder nobody talks about this

>>149309270
yeah, I would love to watch it, but 3am is just undoable

>>149309371
lol why?

>I would love to watch it
lol why?

>Schweinefleisch-Verbot bei der U21
>„Wir verzichten schon auf gewisse Produkte wie zum Beispiel auf Schweinefleisch wegen der Wertigkeit des Fleisches. Von der Qualität her ist es im Vergleich zu anderen Fleischarten nicht so gut“, verrät Chefkoch Andre Göldner
>weiter: „Wir verzichten aber auch auf Schwein aus gesellschaftlichen und religiösen Hintergründen der Spieler. Schwein gibt es für Spieler auf keinen Fall. Stattdessen gibt es den handelsüblichen Paarhufer wie Rind und Kalb.“
and they fucked it again

>>149309658
>Woltebitch is a muslim

>>149309526
his mom doesn't allow him to stay up that late

>is supposed to be announced today
>still making himself scarce
tf are they doing?

>>149310200
who?

>>149310317
he has 10 caps for die Mannschaft

kinda cute how thirdies are celebrating wins against european teams in the ronald mcdonald cup

der ewige Schikaner

>>149308368
Dabqt

>>149310674
DabritsOver

>>149310770
lol, lmao even

both Gruda and Weiper are good enough to end up playing for Germany so stay away Albania

>called weiper
>Is a degenerate Albanian shitskin probably mom is crackhead cocaine dealer criminal also degen dad
Sad

>>149311010
His family lives in Albania according to the article and he kinda looks like a meaner Müller. I wouldn't have guessed that he's Albanian

viper is a fraud eggshelly

based Weiper will have his breakout season this year

his stats are already elite
now that he’ll get more match time once Johnny B is gone I can see him scoring double digits easily

he already had plenty of time to prove himself this season with jonny b out and did nothing award

Werner confirmed (according to kicker) btw

>>149311526
huh? the stats clearly tell a different story

>>149311534
werderbros how to respond without sounding mad?

>>149311526
he was injured dumbo

>>149311534
>failing upwards
why is this such a big trend in germany?

>>149311549
not really tho only 2 games by TM

and someone who gets benched by Woltebitch is already a failed fraud

>>149311545
seems like a win-win situation to me: >we get decent money for a coach who did well but clearly wasn’t happy with the overall situation at the club and in turn signed one of the most exciting coaches in German footy atm. now Fritz and Niemeyer just need to get to work and sign some fucking players and next season might end up being quite enjoyable

inb4 abstieg

>Woltechad hater also hates based Weiper
lmao of course. fucking kys you Depp

>>149311588
he was out for almost the entire last season with a knee injury
had to be eased back in and didn't play a full 90 until the 29th matchday

>>149311574
Werner didn’t fail at all tho. quite the opposite actually

>>149311644
Perner missed out Europe by 1 point against Mainz and on gd vs Heidenheim

>>149311679
he did this without getting a single player from transfers tho. the anti-pep, so to speak

>>149311704
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>>149311679
…with a team that got promoted (by him) two seasons prior and with basically zero financial backing

wow truly the new henyckes
i bet i will totally not fail at cuckzig
lmao

surely you must’ve been mentally ill prior to the HIV Abstieg but holy shit these six years have absolutely unhinged you. you should weis yourself ein asap

>notorious HIV anon starts spewing his bullshit
>>HIV out of nowhere
nah

>Benfica - Auckland 0-0

Oh no no no no

>Julian Nagelsmann bringt viel Energie und Überzeugung in seine Rolle – das ist grundsätzlich positiv. Manchmal aber wirkt sein Auftreten fast schon ein wenig zu fordernd und extrovertiert.“
>Ich finde, es kann hilfreich sein, etwas mehr Zurückhaltung zu üben. Deutschland war immer dann besonders erfolgreich, wenn man sich nicht zwangsläufig selbst zum Favoriten erkoren hat, sondern mit einem Schuss Demut ins Turnier gegangen ist. Vielleicht wäre es klug, sich das in Erinnerung zu rufen. Julian Nagelsmanns Aufgabe ist es, die Mannschaft weiterzuentwickeln.“
nagerbros, wat nou?

>>149308075
>when you drop the roids

>>149308075
Did he had a hair transplant?

>>149313268
Yes ofc

>>149313299
thanks I'll stick to auckland fucking benficker kek

>>149313359
yeah, we all know what you actually hate is the lack of success. not the nechers

>we
take your shizo meds already

bok bok bok

>>149314638
>looks at you with an open mouth after you tell him this is a pen and show him how to use it

>>149307838 (OP)
Kino OP
You guys deserve to face a better Boca than the one you will tonight
We shoulda had this tournament like 5 years ago

>>149314778
you will EASILY destroy these cumpany sissies if you play your usual murder ball

>140 Millionen Euro wird Leverkusen für den Nationalspieler fix an Ablöse und realistischen Boni innerhalb der nächsten fünf Jahre kassieren. Zehn Millionen können für herausragende Erfolge wie den Gewinn der Champions League noch hinzukommen.
ABSOLUTELY. NO. REFUNDS.
NO.
REFUNDS.

oh nononono b00nchuds... time to delete the screencaps.. based me was right AGAIN

your real madrids, your manchester citys, your mancher uniteds...

>>149315057
lmao

>>149315057
Liverpool weren't even a rumour atp.. so even more embarrassing they lost against the scousers

>>149314700
one of us

BASED

>>149314700
>>149315246
the mustache is so awkward. just why

yeah F*CK the U19

Fucking state of German teams outside Bayern.

Dortmund CEO saying he wished Wirtz went to Bayern, Leverkusen sucking his dick as he leaves

This is why your league is the way it is

>>149315307
because he can retard

>>149315373
>resumes to suck arab and american cock

>>149315405
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Bayern, take our best players!

I thought it was a /sp/ meme but you faggots genuinely do "support your league" and will back Bayern in the CL

0 tribalism or rivalry in your country

tribalism is when 95% of your teams are foreign owned, olmo

>>149315491
You have no defence, all you can do is lash out and deflect

>>149313329
>BALD fraud gang we cant stop winning

>>149314814
>no refunds gang we also can't stop winning

A FUCKING OPEN LETTER

>>149315720
are you even from Liverpool or where are from?

>>149315720
don't believe a single tear. he is from Köln, played for the 1.FC too

>>149315720
>>149315373
yeah its 100% cringe and pathetic
opfermentalität

>>149315786
No i'm not a sc*user I support City and we got Cherki who is better for £100m less

>>149315793
It's an open letter from the club to Wirtz not the other way around

kwabott

>>149315824
so where are from? Dublin?

>>149315824
>we

>>149315885
lmao based
they’re going to get absolutely rekt by Spain in the semis tho holy shit

>Der Plan des VfB: Woltemade soll um ein Jahr verlängern und das Grundgehalt angehoben werden. Das liegt momentan bei rund 1,5 Millionen Euro. Das Angebot des VfB sieht vor, dass das Gehalt um eine Million Euro pro Jahr ansteigt. Diese Offerte scheint Woltemade aber noch nicht wirklich zu überzeugen. Es wurde gesprochen, zwischen der Spielerseite und dem VfB. Nach knapp einer Stunde intensiver Verhandlungen war das Meeting beendet – jedoch ohne Ergebnis!
Welcome to __?

>>149318657
>contract until 28
how about another year at 1,5

>>149309658
alhamdulillah

>>149318801
neu

we die again

Just watched the Flamengo vs Chelsea highlights. It's pretty awkward that their jersey looks exactly like the one that Germany used vs Brazil when we won 7-1.
What was Adidas thinking back then?

the bundes

>Kimmich - Goretzka Doppelsechs
based madlad Kompany throwing the match already

You guys are playing against the worst boca of all times, should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>149324062
please kill b00n

uhm >we are not playing against anyone atm

we don't care

>>149328506
you're a disgrace for conmebol

>>149328856
No, we aren't
It's not our fault they chose to hold this at our worst time ever
Any other year including last year would have been way better
Anything from 5 years ago and Boca would likely have 6 points by now

That said, it was a good match and the collective joy when Boca scored in my neighborhood, which is just a few blocks away from River's stadium, proved me that this is not just the best team in my country, but possibly the universe

>>149328888
trvke

>>149328888
corn flour overdose

GuMo

>Bitter aber auch: Superstar Musiala muss nur 25 Minuten nach seiner Einwechslung schon wieder vom Platz. Grund ist offenbar ein Problem an seiner Wade

Oh nononono

>Jamie Gittens mit dem FC Bayern in Kontakt
Eberl at the wheel

>>149330469
wirtz would NEVER

>>149329034
Seguí votando a macri globoludo

>>149330753
Heh

>a measly 2-1 against the third worst boca of all time
bundes fell off

I guess the gap between the top south america teams and Europe is not as bit as some ppl thought.

Imagine you are the record transfer of the year and everybody speaks about Musialla's leg instead.

>>149330985
German boomers who read Bild.de simply don't care about the PL

Shirley we will defeat the Marmelade Sonnenuntergangs, won't we, BVBros???

>>149330441
GuMo fren
We should never play with Sudaca trash ever again these injuries could cost us the league

>>149330985
>record transfer of the year
of all times, no? Which makes it even funnier.

>>149328506
BAHAHAHAVA

>Schiedsrichterin flirtet Müller an
Lisasisters...not like this

>>149331569
>Germany loses another athletes dick to the non German femoid menace
Not like this

If I was Müller I would operate a breeding stable and impregnate 1000 women per year for the future of the white race.

The old Neuer is back, isn't he?

>>149331693
>abuel neuer

>>149330753
>Holen wa doch einfach ma den Dschämi Kittens

>>149331693
yes, and he'll win us the cwc and the wc.

>>149331693
Yeah, we already know he's old.

>>149331502
Dembele cost more

>Tah
>"B-b-but he fits in Kompany's system because of his speed...!"

yeah nobody ever said that

your mother literaly said this yesterday

>>149330753
>>149330799
>Jamie Gittens
>Kaoru Mitoma
I'm thinking >we are so back

>>149331638
You don't want us to look like that in the future

>>149331982
Dembele is injured all the time. I think Wirtz will be the same in the EPL especially if he keeps fucking around like in Bundes, not even wearing Stutzen

>>149332288
Dembele has only missed five matches due to injury / illness since joining PSG. He has just gotten significantly more professional as far as taking care of his body is concerned.

>>149332288
>Stutzen
you're thinking Schienbeinschoner, and he is wearing some, they're just tiny

37 Grad und es wird noch heißer

>>149332345
>they're just tiny
he won't get away with it with all the Knochenbrecher in the EPL

>>149332339
he's injured now so I don't believe your little screenshot

>>149332379
EPL teams run less, are older on average and they always have a couple of beyond washed boomers they keep around purely for the media attention they bring
The refs are as anal as german ones since the VAR days
It's a cakewalk

beer and olives for lunch

> Frimpong: "Wirtz war mein erster Freund"

I knew those guys were butt buddies.

>Laut BILD-Informationen gibt es nun vorsichtige Entwarnung rund um den Offensivstar. Demnach liegt keine strukturelle Verletzung vor, die Auswechslung des Spielers war eher eine Vorsichtsmaßnahme. Es ging darum, Musiala, der etwas gespürt hat, vor einer Verletzung zu schützen.
Nothing to see here

>>149328888
>the collective joy when Boca scored in my neighborhood
Imagine being invested in some random friendlies, this is sad on so many levels

>>149332109
bundes was so retarded for saying this lmao

>>149333649
post 1 time someone said this
no, 2 times

>>149333661
you want me to run this gimmick like I invented the Shartubolu one?
im sinking yes

>>149332109
>>149333649
name one defender who will fit Kompany's suicidal system

>>149330753
this will literally incite a bidding war for b00n vs chelski which results in Chadmundgettingmore money.. EBOARL MASTERCLASS

Alki lacht sich ins fäustchen

>>149334534
As if Bayern would pay the same money for Gittens (or more lol) that they were willing to pay for Williams

>>149334601
you haven't seen anything yet

>>149334673
>Auf Max Eberl wartet ein intensiver Sommer. Deswegen ist er auch aus den USA abgereist.
What does he do?

>>149332109
His top speed is 35+ km/h but here he made a step to put the attacker offside but Stanisic didn't so the offside trap didn't work.

>>149334854
> What does he do?
Negotiate with the managers of Simons, Leao, Gittens, Gusto, Barcola, Gakpo, Williams, Doan, Yildiz, Eze and Diomande among others. He's a pretty busy guy.

>>149335018
What Stanisic did 5 seconds later was even more embarrassing. I'm not sure why Bayern got him to return. What is he good at?

>>149335270
They looked good at 'kusen but Tschabi- and Kompanieball simply aren't comparable

lmfao is one of the mods south American?
how is this worthy of a 3day ban?
>>149333881
are you fucking insane?

What is the Hufschmied planning?

>>149335356
>>149335653
you got banned for showing off argentians being RACIST to the players of FC Bayern Hühnchen?
wait how can you post when you are banned

>>149335675
B00bros...

>>149335743
resetting my fritzbox for a new IP takes 12 seconds, good luck banning me, fat loser mod

>>149335675
Trying to lose against Marmelade Sunburn, what did you expect him to do?

>>149335653
stop ban evading chuddy
>>149335776
b00 shouldn't b rushed b0 from his injury

see muzzyallah

>>149335828
you'll just get banned for ban evasion for 30 days once they wake up and then the system will start to recognize you automatically so you'll never be able to post again without getting cucked. just delete the posts unless you want it to be a pain in the ass

>>149335954
I have been ban evading since 2008

>>149335954
Are you retarded? He can just switch the IP and he'll be a different poster.

>>149335954
you can't even make Anti Messi threads as a german flag anymore, because the jannies automatically think you're the chikaner and GTAB you for 30 days

How do we rate his english?
https://youtu.be/GxbZrRl7B9E?si=jjrub0yd_VIHt1Gi

>>149335802
M-Mommy?

How we feeling today bienchenbros?

[ ] Kanter
[ ] >dorkmund
[ ] mori

thank you for last night, bayern munich

>>149336254
Arbeitssieg

HAHAHAHAHA

Oh boy here we go

NMECHA

Sorry I'm late:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

what the fuck was that, mamelodi?

Goalrasy

Jobeeeee

>>149336130
not bad.
but then you realize, it took them at least two weeks to teach him that. also, he's reading it off of a teleprompter kek look at the eyes

Einer für den Taktikfuchs?

someone unplugged the controller for mamelodi's keeper

>Bis vor sechs Jahren stand Henrik Köncke (34) noch auf der Nordtribüne – mit dem Rücken zum Feld und mit Megafon in der Hand. Jetzt ist der Ex-Vorsänger und aktuelle HSV-Aufsichtsrat auch neuer Klub-Präsident
Bald fraud

>>149336783
KWABOOTY

the shock of seeing Carlos palacios injured Musiala

>>149337649
should of fouled harder desu

L M A O

>>149338118
dark horse

Embarrassing

most dangerous lead la

check these pussies lmao

>4-3 gegen Mamelodi

GEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT!

>>149339007
sorry but euros are bitchmade. Complaining about getting kicked, heat and grass.

oh god, helmer is actually one of the commentators at ran? i was wondering whether it was him because he was so awful

>>149339051
don't you have to fight off inflation or something?

>>149339626
nah it went down a lot

>Sommer
KEK

>Rangnick to Big City Club
heh

>>149342074
i thought they ran out of money

>>149339007
i checked and is hotter in Germany, why are they lying desu?

>>149343486
last matchday was in may and it doesn't start again until late august

anime lost..

>>149343486
Dortmund had a humidity of 20-30% today, that's fucking nothing, it's called dry heat and actually way better because your body can just sweat
Cincinnati is sitting at 65%+
at that point the air is so wet you can't properly sweat anymore
40°C with 30% humidity is easier to take than 30°C with 70%

>>149344152
>is for losers
>loses
poetic af

is every ad on dazn in german but the ad for the f1 movie is somehow in spanish for anyone else?

>>149346927
holy weak mind cope

these uhd gooks will destroy dorkmund

/bundes/ in a nutshell

>>149350150
look ma'am
if the ukraine conflict (which i didn't think would explode) taught me anything it's that nigs gonna nig , pack schlägt sich pack verträgt sich, and still life goes on

>>149350302
ww3 just started tho

>>149350360
what are they gonna do? blame us again?

>>149350717
Germans are always to blame

>>149351199
say that about Schalke fans
i dare you

Reminder: i hated every second of reading faust poetry is for FAGS

GuMo

>>149353812
>>149350150
you're gunna get drafted chud

Show me your war face

nothing ever happens

>>149355248
bok bok

35 Grad und es wird noch heisser

love it
will go for a cheeky swim again today

my bois <3

>>149356901
me too

>>149356956
Gay post

>Sportdirektor Deco hat Kapitän Marc-André ter Stegen in seltener Offenheit die Tür beim FC Barcelona gewiesen. „Ich muss nicht mit ihm reden“, sagte der frühere Mittelfeldstar der Katalanen der Zeitung La Vanguardia und betonte: „Meine Pflicht ist es, die bestmögliche Mannschaft für den Trainer aufzubauen.“

Hahaha, this will likely end up in court and then Ter Stegen can play for another club while they still have to pay his wage like it happened with Pissi Cuckitini.

>>149355749
AHHHHHH

>>149358528
LOOK HERE
LOOK LISTEN
APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP ME FROM GETTING DRAFTED

>>149357475
Barca has become the exact opposite of classy. Hope the registration for Garcia and Williams doesn't go through and someone else buys the latter because Barca thugs can't afford it

>Der englische Innenverteidiger Jarell Quansah steht vor einem Wechsel zu Bayer Leverkusen. Wie der Transferexperte Fabrizio Romano berichtet, haben sich die Rheinländer mit dem FC Liverpool auf einen Transfer geeinigt. Die Ablösesumme liegt demnach bei 30 Millionen Pfund (rund 35 Millionen Euro), zusätzlich sind fünf Millionen Pfund (rund 5,8 Millionen Euro) an Bonuszahlungen vereinbart.
Next English talent just dropped

>>149358750
>41M€
Didn't that mutt spend almost the whole season on the bench?

MaTS has been milking the 2015 CL win for too long
Last season Barca has shown they can win Lel Liga with a polish druggie in goals

>>149358772
Rolfes masterclass

>>149358803
The Slim Eberl

>>149358803
in another timeline Bayern doesn't fall for the Tuchel meme, Xabi goes to Bayern and Leverkusen are sixth rn

>>149356901
I am at a lake atm, when did it start that every girl I just wearing a thong with the bikini?? I'm pretty sure I already saw three assholes bros

>>149359015
post some pics bruh

wie viele neger hat b04 jetzt eig schon geholt?!

>>149322086
Not a day has gone by that I haven't wondered the same thing.

>>149350150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQRL97fq3o

>Pepsi sales in DACH plummeted
The Schwirtz effect

>>149359129
drölf

>>149358803
That's a coincidence. He's just banging underage male prostitues as a regular in Slovakia.

>>149358750
and so Wirtz only costs 105 mio € just change some (ANOTHER) nigger for it

>>149359015
you haven't bern outside for 20 years have you?

Bayern are insisting and have sent a new proposal to Nico Williams in the past few hours. The new offer is worth €10m net fixed per year plus €2m bonuses. The release clause is not a problem for Bayern [@Tanziloic, @lequipe]

>>149359873
I moved from the country side to the city, in my world it was not like this senpai

>>149359986
Bayern can't afford that

>>149360054
>I moved from the country side to the city,
why would you ever do that

>>149360139
Career opportunitys

>>149360165
would rather be a poor fag in a comfy village than rich in a city desu

>>149358772
yes and he nearly cost the England U21 the match vs Spain yesterday

>>149360208
city life is based af tho
I love being in the countryside but have absolutely no interest in staying there permanently

>>149360228
maybe before 2015 pal

>>149360208
It was not easy but I can go back anytime, atm it was a really good decision. City life is not that bad, sometimes you have to go out of your bubble

>>149359986
What? He already earns 8M net at Bilbao plus bonuses

>>149358750
>>149358772
>>149360219
>Liverpool will have a buy back clause
LOL so if he ever gets his shit together Liverpool just gets him back. If not that'll be 41 million.
The ultimate cucking for Leverkusen

>>149360243
nah, there are still plenty of very white, very ethnically German districts in every city outside of NRW. and even in those which are filled with foreigners you can just comfily walk by, sip your beer and chuckle at the absurdity of it all

>>149360135
They just got 325 million from Telekom, didn't they?

>>149360537
It's just 15M more per year than before but either way Bayern can easily afford Williams unlike Barca

>>149360589
Yes but don'they get the full amount upfront? Even if not they can use the contract as a security and get a 325 million Euro loan from.a bank if they want.

>Ter Stegen zeigt seine neue Liebe

Hhhnngg

forget about Gittens and Williams! Diaz and Martinelli are the new targets now

>>149360675
Big Douglas Costa vibes on him. That's good btw

>>149360208
based

hi, i’m your father

https://youtu.be/k8gJk2U1R-o

Jadon Sancho spotted at the Säbener Straße. Eberl refuses to open the door.
Source: Anon

>eboarl refusing to open the door for a n0er
try harder m8

fuck fatberl, useless fatass doesn't have any pull

>>149360675
>Dickiaz
>Shartinelli

BREAKING: proven right yet again

>>149361197
follow your leader

>>149361275
This is literally me

>>149361369
your missing so many gemerinos cuz you haven't unsharted me yet - Sad!

>>149361166
did a demolition job at Borussia Mönchengladbach and Leipzig
the fat fuck hasn't had a success since he hired Lucien Favre and Marco Reus

>>149361751
Who was responsible for signing him again? Surely he would cost about 120m now if Bayern were willing to sell

It was 84 years ago today
Gefreiter Hitler told the wehrmacht to slay
Panzers been rolling mile after mile
And they're guaranteed to heil
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Hermann German's wehrmacht invasion plan!
*ACK*

kys alr

jannies please stop banning me for racism

Brazzo masterclass

>>149362391
you just know the Yildiz clan wanted like 10m Handgeld and a no-show cleaning job for the mom
es ist Deutschland hier

>>149362586
his mother is german

>„Es ist Sommer. Dass es da heiß ist, ist klar. Natürlich ist es einfacher, bei 15 Grad und Nieselregen zu laufen. Aber Fußball wird auch im Sommer gespielt. Da müssen wir mit umgehen können“, schimpfte Kobel.
Big words from a guy whose job is to stand around

why exactly is this Tresoldi nigga playing for Germany?

>>149363721
Woltemade is a hängende Spitze

>>149363772
Bremi...

>>149363721
I was wondering the same thing. Babbel and the moderator acting like that was a beautiful thing was pathetic as fuck. It's an Italian born in Italy playing for Germany lol
Have some fucking pride, Neger

early
>shartbolu
post

>>149363721
learned how to play footy in Hannover
also he’s based af

>that tiny little Ngubu
LOL how short is he, 150cm?

Do the Spaghettis have a good u19?

>>149363798
Der Bundes-Shartu

>Nicolò striker for Germany
>Wilfried striker for Italy
HONK HONK

Jungs das sind die Talente von morgen

almost forgetted to post

Schabibros

Diversity is our strength, U21 bros

>>149364282
>gets jailed
>"suddenly" the hiv spam stops
hmmmmmm

>>149364308
im literally right here my nßer >>149364119

>Woltebitch playing a cross to the manlet Fog
what a low iq mutt bitch fraud

How was your swim?

>African goal keepers
when will coaches learn?

>>149364282
Is this because of algorithms or do our news suddenly focus on Iranian crime in Germany?

>>149364595
wasn't me posting that today
but I was yday nachmittag at my local baggersee, way too many people and the water was warm

never again

>>149364835
machts net leute

>>149364595
I decided to go for a run instead. was very enjoyable and despite all the drinking and smoking yesterday I was quite easily able to run a sub 20 5k. fuck I love the heat

>>149364802
Bild, Welt and Nius reported on him before the Iran war, probably because he's one of the most subhuman criminals in our history. Other media called him "Deutscher" or Hamburger.

>Bild, Welt and Nius
the holy trinity of the chud

>>149365201
Still better than being a left-extreme Zeit, SZ or Spiegel freak

>>149365262
>any of these papers
>left

>left
they fall under radica-cantrism or radical etatism

>>149365201
of the alles für Israel*

>>149365351
Of course they're no longer left, they have radicalized themselves in the past few years so much they're obviously gesichert linksextrem these days

Italy is so fucking dire. God I hate watching italian teams, it's never fun

BVLLO

based Atuchad

>Shartubolu
KWAB

N

no pork
no pokal

>Woltebitch hiding when his team needs him tje most
as 00p0ted

Koleosho very italian

Wzf (((rosenfelder))) doing?

>röhl on left wing
sack this shitalian u boot

Röhl to save the tag

Wolteschade ghosting I hear?

we need a real killer up front not this array of circus clowns

WOLTECHADE

WOLTECHAD

WOLTECHAD
inevitable

Stolpermade!

huh

atrocious kopfball
good keeper saves that

>>149365976
why are you so so wrong all the time?

>>149366312
it was 100% trve at that point also see this >>149366300
and this >>149364119

149366344
lmao
pathetic cope

copius maximus

rigged to make wolteschabe look good

honest to god thoughts on edel chat?

realtalk: do we really really NOT have a better keeper than shartibuli in that age bracket? it has to be dei right?

N

he headed it right at the keeper, I, with my superior reflexes, would have prevented that Woltebitch goal

>>149366577
Atobolu plays due to diversity policies

>>149366577
huh? he’s unironically a great keeper and I’ve been very skeptical of him when he first became a starter for Freecastle

>>149366623
And because Urbig went to the Club WM

based RüdiGER is BACK

VIPER

VIPER!!!!

Albaner huso

>failed woltebitch header turns into assist
good night

1 goal
1 assist
nuff said

don't want to see you shill for Tresoldi ever again

>HIV mong going to bed absolutely boiling
you love to see it

Now the Spaghettis wil blame it on the ref. Stupid game.

>>149366822
9 men shitaly?
its Woltebitch and Albanian muslim mutt Viper time!

>>149366822
he'll be drinking and shitting up the thread the whole night again tho

Wir werden Weltmeister

boar ist das dumm
der rechtsverteidiger grad, MUSS ihn einfach weiter rausbolzen

>Shartubolu x2
GUMO

What a match

>Woltebitch deflection
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sharty

absolut unprofessionell einfach die letzten 5 minuten. das MUSST du runterspielen gegen 9 männchen

der necher wieder

>>149367064
deine hurrenmutter feiert diese

Wie geil ist das Ding alter

Do you think we could get Terzic for the U?

>>149367137
why in the world would anyone want that?>>149367055

warte nur darauf dass 1 necher noch rot bekommt

how was that not a penalty or free kick at least

VAR Mafia

Der Wolte muss jetzt einen machen

9 men Italy? NOO give me Luxemburg

warum flanken die eigentlich nur noch so strunzendumm? spiel es halt aus
jetzt haben sie es 1x gespielt und direkt beste chance

>schießen schon mal den keeper warm
nice

chancenverwertungsbros

>>149367483
Spielen Fifa

Hopefully theyll get rid of Di Salvo after this at least. Horrible manager.

sry aber knauff spielt einfach nur dreck heut

Can't wait to lose in pens

Was für 1 Blamage, da kommt die nächste Sane/Gnabry/Kimmich loser Generation

Uns fehlen einfach 00er

naja ich mach aus
zeitverschwendung ob sie gewinnen oder verlieren

>>149367543
same for Collins and Brown desu. the Frankfurt lads have been very weak today

>>149367633
>eierer

pass zu mir bro

>>149367607
Ganz ehrlich wir sollten als Nation einfach aufgeben. Da kommen keine guten Spieler mehr nach. Scholl hatte Recht.

Schön halbhohe Flanken in den Strafraum wo 9 Italiener stehen

>acting to try and get a pen
Pathetic, gonna get a yellow instead

time for Wanner magic

wanner is the opposite of clutch
schönwetterspieler

>>149367816
against 2 men down is probably the best wetter you could get tbf

RÖHHHHLLLLL

RÖHL RÖHL RÖHL RÖHL RÖHL

lmao at this Wanner wunderheilung

ja schiess doch einfach junge

based Jt knows ball

Did they just jump on the photographer?

/bundes/ in shambles again

Hier haben wir heute die Weltmeister von 2030 gesehen. Da lege ich mich fest. Diese Jungen haben den Willen und die 00er

Woltemade Balon D'Or 2028

>>149367946
maybe on planet retard

Woltemade playing for Augsburg 2028

Rocco Reitz du geile Sau

Reitz needs to get his legs broken, the diving cunt

>>149368006
Cope Luigi

>>149366178
Jt was right AGAIN

watt ne schwere geburt
so unnötig

Wir schaffen das!!!

EASY

>>149368044
Just need another captain in place of Martel t b h

Ob der Eberl beim Wolte schon angeklopft hat? Aber der will ja keine Granaten - holt wieder lieber so 1 drittklassigen Franzosen oder so... Sad!

>>149368082
Wollte wissen ob der ne Austiegsklausel hat

>>149368082
frankfurt hätte früher zugreifen sollen, schade

>>149368034
I don't want niggers or divers in my team. Simple as.

>>149368082
we're better off without this fraud

>best German player of the 21st century
>fraud
wew

I
Drink
The
Beer

>Wieder zwei schwere Badeunfälle in Oberbayern – Ein Vermisster

Vaxxies or immigrants?

probably both
the most daring synthesis

>>149368157
sexo Reitz is literally the best player alongside Nebel

Niggerbros (aka frankfurter wienersissies).... We almost blew it...

>>149368552
Nebel was absolutely exposed today tho
I like him but he’s just too much of a manlet to ever be successful

These U21 games would be much more fun if the local fans weren't so soulless. Honestly never seen anything like this before. 20 fans who actually care would be enough to make more noise than the thousands just sitting there like they're attending a funeral

>>149368614
I regret to inform you that I've just ported you for racism, those words have nothing to search for in bundes and /sp/ in general

>>149368552
>falls over on the slightest contact
He could be the second coming of Messi. I don't want a faggot ass diver on my team.

>>149368748
look idc about this tournament Nebel has already proven himself to be one of the best players in bundes and bestbundes

>>149368260
I
Cringe
@
U
>>149368552
Das not röhl

>>149369100
>9 men shitaly
he gotta redeem himself next season for the previous disaster one b4 i can rate him again

>l0ner moved to ösi bvllz
wagnerstare

Krätzbitch looks decent?!
that Scheidenschleim loan saved his career

saudicucks can't beat ösi bundes lol

>>149370534
Salzburg lifelong here, THANK YOU BAYERN
He might not be good enough for bundes A but he is great in bundes B, he cemented his place as our LB

>>149373832
Mia San mia mentalität

dont (you) me fetti

saving bundes
GuNa

Wagie wagie get back in the cagie

GuMo

GuMo

>Rüdiger soll von Gegenspieler rassistisch beleidigt worden sein
>Rüdiger, der in der Schlussphase eingewechselt worden war, suchte daraufhin das Gespräch mit dem Schiedsrichter. Dieser formte vor seiner Brust mit den Armen ein X; eine Geste, die von der Fifa im vergangenen Jahr eingeführt worden war, um rassistische Beleidigungen anzuzeigen.

xkwab

>>149378778
poor guy! if there is a player who doesen't deserve it it's Toni

>U21-Stars enttäuscht von Nagelsmann
>Aus dem Team höre ich, dass Spieler enttäuscht und verwundert waren, Nagelsmann nicht zu sehen. Nach der Top-Vorrunde mit drei Siegen aus drei Partien war die Hoffnung groß, vor Nagelsmann aufspielen zu dürfen.

>Sowohl PSG, Luis Enrique als auch Bradley Barcola selbst haben die Tür für einen möglichen Wechsel geschlossen. Barcola will bei den Parisern bleiben, dort den nächsten Schritt in seiner Entwicklung machen
Who's next B00nbros?

>>149330799
>>149379484

Let's concentrate on Kittens now fr fr

>Shartubolu's Mauer position
KEEEEEEEK

>>149380163
that a porker or a hello kitty?

>Fiete Arp (25) nimmt vorerst nicht am Trainingsbetrieb von Holstein Kiel teil, er befindet sich nach Angaben der KSV in Vertragsgesprächen mit anderen Vereinen und ist deshalb freigestellt

Welcome to ___??

surely there’s some Regionalligist willing to sign him

This was ridiculous before, but we might reach leaves unheard of

>>149380610
>Athletic Bilbao bevorzugt laut Diario SPORT offenbar einen Wechsel von Nico Williams zum FC Bayern – obwohl der Spieler selbst mit dem FC Barcelona plant
There is a chance Eberlbros

>>149380610
Olmo is the most obvious bayernlike transfer and not there
Wth BILD

>>149380610
>stars
a list of Gnabry tier shitters

>famous left winger olmo
olmo

>>149380673
Who's a star then?

>>149380655
Apparently Bayern have offered Williams 20m brutto + 4m bonus in the last 24 hours

>>149380699
That's more than what Wirtz gets at Liverplopp

>>149380699
>You can kill the man but not the idea

>>149380680
Wirtz

>>149380730
>Get's les attention for his Liverpool signing than Musialas Knöchel Aua

>>149380727
why does Brazzo look like the average turkish Dönermann but with a suit

Bayern hat einfach keine Star Power.

>>149380727
would have gotten Xhaka
would have gotten Yamal
if only Uli had let him cook

>>149380793
So Kahn was the problem?

>>149380793
lmao
it’s time to log off Hasan

Bayern should sign me (jt) as either scout or social media intern

>>149381005
>only the 5th best bundes 00pert
no I don't sink so

Do we believe in the teenage shaft today?

>>149381113
that u19 n0ershaft can go to hell

>>149380793
and Zubimendi too

>>149381113
can’t see it desu
the quality might even be there but they’ve simply been playing too low iq this tournament

>>149380236
>Der Stürmer wechselt laut „Sky“ zum Odense Boldklub nach Dänemark

>>149381248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-sD6SqUmVA

>>149381796
>less than 100 people in the audience
damn

>>149381860
sky steam has 12k
dfb stream has 8k

>>149381863
i'm talking about the people in the stands. my Dorfverein had more people attending when i still lived there

that attendance

I'm pretty happy that they're still wearing the DFB Jubiläums kit. Does anyone know for how long? Just this year?

Erstmal zu Penny.

>>149381922
yeah I’d think so
they’ll introduce the shirt for the World Cup sometime in spring next year

>Die Diagnose ist ein Schock für Schalke und Neu-Coach Miron Muslic (42). BILD erfuhr: Karaman hat einen Meniskusanriss im linken Knie erlitten, fällt lange aus!
It's over

>>149381960
But we want this to be the World Cup kit. It looks classy. No more tacky jerseys please

Neue ja

>>149382028
>>149382028

MOERSTEDT

someone please make a real new

>>149382060
This

>>149382033
Why are you like that?
Are you really homeless?

based Heide

>>149382141
this is the difference between white and black goal keepers

Brunner is such a useless thug

>>149382147
atubolu has a 100% save percentage for penalties in the Bundes this season

>>149382203
typical cuckmund fraud

based Ngubudraogo, at least he made me laugh

NEW
>>149382297
>>149382297
>>149382297