Thread 149308513

FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTY
Cats v Lions

lol

second for this game looks shithouse so far

Lads, Ollie just posted

HEAVE HO UNNA

Ok my schizo theory is that

The AFL is getting so soft, so much so that all these families and women are attending games more often than ugly blokes (they'll still be there but more interested in meatheadslop like MMA)

That means we see more qts every footy match

Thank you for tuning into the theory :)

>someone gets a fluke goal that's completely based on a lucky bounce
>commentators talk about how skilful they are for the rest of the night

not reading any of that

>>149308549
only if they're abo

kek what a shit free, he took on tackle should be HTB, these maggots are too important just like the NBA

>>149308549
>>149308560
they may not say 'black magic' anymore but they say everything but kek

Lads, Tom just posted

Game is rigged. Advantage? Brisbane.

Lads, Tom just posted

>>149308584
Any sports that aren't rigged? What about the NFL?

@149308584
the short sighted idiot

Hello /afl/

Thoughts on Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix?

>>149308595
>Any sports that aren't rigged?
how new are you?

>changed tip last minute to Geelong
fucks SAKE i would have looked really smart

one thing that pisses me is off is 'contact with an ump' fines
saw a thing saying the afl is trying to 'crack down' on players running into umps- there are already like 10 fines per round for this shit this year
they need to go back to 3 umps, reduce the amount of them on the field and train them better

>A 50
>For that
Top kek

>>149308589
hate that cunt
got a massive chip on his shoulder from being pick 1, fluked into a good side, plays 3 good games a year and pushes cunts over trying to act tough then gets btfo when he tries to fight actual strong players

>>149308627
Dil flexing how easy it is to rig with these rules.

yep this shit is NBA tier garbage now. AFL House tells the part time umpires what they "missed" and what to "look out" for come next game to shape the narrative of sides playing each other. Never thought I'm live long enough to see this sport die. Fucking pathetic.

danger is an inspiration

>>149308665
prove it's not rigged

rig up a noose fakeguts

>Turn yuh speeguhs ub xD xD

>aw no, that wasn't part of DUH script Dx Dx

Which player has the most "aura"?

said i wasn't going to order takeaway tonight, but i'm too weak

>>149308673
the onus is on you to prove it is.

>>149308686
unironically Bont

>>149308690
prove the onus is on me

just me or have umps barely been paying trips this year?
used to be way more common, i think i've seen like 4 calls of it this year total (and then a few bad non-calls like pickett)

not even enjoying the beers but ill keep downing em

>>149308686
Bailey Smith.

>>149308689
Don't be too hard on yourself, just be better next time.

>>149308697
Bolton got paid legged/tripped last night if that counts for you. Was pretty fair too

>>149308689
What did you order mate? The wife is out tomorrow night and it's my chance to buy some slop and not be judged but I don't know what I want

That girl in the NAB ad is gorgeous.

>>149308704
yep i was at that game that's what reminded me of it
kicking in danger is rare too but that was never paid a lot

right middle corrrr

/r/agedlikemilk

>>149308715
Yeah I dunno how much longer I can hold on

>>149308699
yeah i didn't buy any last week desu so i don't actually feel that bad kek
>>149308708
just a classic burger w chips from local place, so not too sloppy

>>149308724
-40%? More like +40%.

>>149308686
Dustin Martin

>>149308686
Danger

>>149308724
(if left to right is 1 2 then next row 3 4 etc)
3>6>5>2>4>1
would slam 4 though

>>149308744
corrr

>>149308744
Jealous he got to suck on those

>>149308744
They look like bolt ons. Sorry, m8.

>>149308744
phwoarr

>>149308724
looks like eliza ibarra

i'd forgotten how retarded afl bakes are. umps are retarded too btw.

>>149308720
yeah true, on the broadcast they even mentioned how many times Serong had kicking in danger paid against him when it happened too

>>149308715
Corrr I love mediterranean birds

>>149308756
Shai has tits like that?

>>149308744
grim, still would. Is this how zoomers are getting away with screenshotting shit these days? (I'm a boomer)

>>149308756
can they be bolters if they're that small still?
>>149308754
true

>Dangerfield in his 350th game
>Out on the full
>Diving
>Shanks
Thinking cooked.

>>149308542
2/10 needs more schizo

>>149308777
he is a mother after all (trips confirm)

>>149308794
>can they be bolters if they're that small still?
cosmetic surgery is artist levels of sculpting these days but you can tell from how high they sit as a middle aged child bearing woman. A lot of women treat themselves to a tit job after their kids leave the house, fair enough really.

more like the missi of afl

My drink's empty but I can't be bothered getting off the couch and disturbing the dog to pour another

>>149308812
heh

>>149308769
ah interesting
good to know it's not just me

>>149308815
>fair enough really
It's not fair at all. As a hagchad, I find the slight sag and stretchmarks to be absolute erotic kino.

Wonder if JB talks about the script with Annie Knight

Cats will come back, right lads?

>>149308744
disgusting fake tits, worse than annie knight's

>>149308846
I'm worried for them

>>149308842
You still have a problem

i don't like those ticky tacky 50 metre penalties

>>149308812
>nah not stealing nothing you raciss dog

>>149308838
there's still plenty of them for you mate don't worry

Bailey Smith is an absolute fuckwit

I AM OWED SEX

I think that I would look good in a lilac/lavender shirt.

More of an athletic type kind of guy. Especially after she's been running laps for an hour

>>149308883
Would you flatten him if you played against him?

wonder what joe danihers doing

>>149308883
Thanks for the late news Sandra Sully

I'm not picky what type she is, but it's imperative that she has skinny/tite arms

>>149308903
classic

Holy riggamoly...

>>149308896
meth mostly

>>149308909
Skinny arms are risky, just a touch too skinny and she looks like a skeleton.

Sleepy Cats will wake up after half time for a "classic fight back in Danger's 350th"

>>149308922
I'm okay with that. Not anorexic, mind you, but sticcs are fine with with me

Why would you want a skinny little girlfriend? To make yourself feel like a big strong man? Pffft

taking a big fat steamy SHIEEEEEEEET

>>149308600
>Thoughts on Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix?
they look like sterile, vapid consoomers

>>149308846
leave some food out and their littler tray and they tend to come back when they're hungry.

Who winning the fucking footy?

being quick to anger is a blatant sign of weakness

>>149308963
So true.

>>149308963
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149308943
Something you never want to see.

brisbane doing very well to combat this blatant rigging

so sad seeing people over 30 and still obsessed with le beer culture

finna have a fucking beer!

>some posters believe its rigged for geelong
>others believe its rigged for brisbane.
odd.

I try to respond to everyone's posts so no one gets left out.

I'm obsessed with beer AND culture

>>149309016
It's definitely rigged for Brisbane.

Geelong are a stronger team and have copped some bad droneball and not had some crucial free kicks paid. They've had a couple of bs 50s to make it look unbiased.

Lads, Kai just posted

>one of the biggest games of the year
>109 posts

kek

K E K

K-E-K

>>149309027
based barcade connoisseur

>>149309036
RC fatigue

How do you respond when the bottle o clerk asks if you have plans for the weekend?

>>149309036
Would you like a big strong woman to do that to you?

I think we've officially hit the annual /alf/ mid season slump

500 in the other one ya drop kick

theres no need to post porn

>>149309056
>big strong woman

nah, not really a fan of nick daicos.

>>149309053
Yes.

>>149309053
"Nah"

nick is neither big, strong, nor a woman.
gee whiz this new trip really isn't working out for ya

>>149309053
Maybe

>>149309068
Wow what a zinger

>>149309053
"yeah but yeah nah"

>>149309075
>>149309083
shook

That was nearly Dzhilong's worst half

Under Scotto

>>149309036
Hate getting dickmogged by strapons. It's just saying I'm inadequate.

I'm in no slump. I haven't even begun to peak and when I do, you'll know

>>149309053
depends what you're buying.
>4-6 pack
nah not much just relax
>a bottle of spirits
just some drinking games and watch footy with the boys
then do a 360 and leave

>>149309106
based lachie neale

>>149309106
based Dennis

>>149309053
bitta this bitta that

One does not simply walk into GMHBA

>>149309034
shouldn't you be banned for antisemitism mate?

>>149309053
13 hour goon sesh, no you're not invited

The gf

Holy droneball

>>149309125
i like to add 'bit of the other ' to make it a bit cheeky and interesting

>>149309144
I can't get hard to this mate.

take away geelongs rigged goals and brisbane are home

>>149309053
just minding my own business, you should give it a try sometime

>>149309163
she can

>>149309125
based Ray Shoesmith

>>149309166
brisbane are the away team

>>149309144
Is there femdom lesbian porn like this?

>>149309034
>>149309166
the duality of alf

Kill Cats supporters. Behead Cats supporters. Roundhouse kick a Cats supporters head into the concrete. Slam dunk a Cats supporters baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Cats supporters. Defecate in a Cats supporters food. Launch Cats supporters into the sun. Stir fry Cats supporters in a giant wok. Toss Cats supporters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Cats supporters gas tank. Judo throw Cats supporters into a wood chipper. Twist Cats supporters heads off. Report Cats supporters to the ATO. Karate chop Cats supporters in half. Curb stomp pregnant Cats supporters. Trap Cats supporters in quicksand. Crush Cats supporters in the trash compactor. Liquefy Cats supporters in a vat of acid. Eat Cats supporters. Dissect Cats supporters. Exterminate Cats supporters in the gas chamber. Stomp Cats supporters skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Cats supporters in the oven. Lobotomise Cats supporters. Mandatory abortions for Cats supporters. Grind Cats supporters foetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Cats supporters in fried chicken grease. Vaporise Cats supporters with a ray gun. Kick old Cats supporters down the stairs. Feed Cats supporters to crocodiles. Slice Cats supporters with a katana.

>supporters
meant barrackers

as all good barrackers should

>>149309231
Kill Cats barrackers. Behead Cats barrackers. Roundhouse kick a Cats barrackers head into the concrete. Slam dunk a Cats barrackers baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Cats barrackers. Defecate in a Cats barrackers food. Launch Cats barrackers into the sun. Stir fry Cats barrackers in a giant wok. Toss Cats barrackers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Cats barrackers gas tank. Judo throw Cats barrackers into a wood chipper. Twist Cats barrackers heads off. Report Cats barrackers to the ATO. Karate chop Cats barrackers in half. Curb stomp pregnant Cats barrackers. Trap Cats barrackers in quicksand. Crush Cats barrackers in the trash compactor. Liquefy Cats barrackers in a vat of acid. Eat Cats barrackers. Dissect Cats barrackers. Exterminate Cats barrackers in the gas chamber. Stomp Cats barrackers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Cats barrackers in the oven. Lobotomise Cats barrackers. Mandatory abortions for Cats barrackers. Grind Cats barrackers foetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Cats barrackers in fried chicken grease. Vaporise Cats barrackers with a ray gun. Kick old Cats barrackers down the stairs. Feed Cats barrackers to crocodiles. Slice Cats barrackers with a katana.

Either the Cats get up and I know for sure this entire slop league is rigged or the Cats lose and Danger that smug cunt has to walk around with egg on his face in a huge milestone game. I win either way

>>149309221
this but black people

>>149309251
Running through the protected zone, not following anyone. 50 every day of the week.

>>149309251
That was the even upper mate.

>>149309247
>picrel
>now i am become meth, the destroyer of girls
iykwim haha

bane

>>149309267
Speaking of meth, GPs can now diagnose ADHD and prescribe meds. Will you be getting your government supplied meth?

>>149309298
psychs in SHAMBLES

>>149309298
the better medication is get your eyes of screens and stop frying your dopamine system

RC you can prescribe medication, right?

>>149309316
trvth

Fucking hell coming home to a cold house sucks

how angry are the afl that le epic danger game is a massive fizzer

Maybe I
Oh, spit on Danger
Could take your picture
Oh, you could spit on too
And maybe I
Oh, piss on Danger
Keep the spittin', don't switch it off, oh

Bailey Smith is an absolute fuckwit

Have youse blokes enjoyed the footy thus far tonight?

Roundhouse kick Bailey Smith's head into the concrete

>>149309333
you'd think that if a game was going to be rigged, the AFL would rig it in Geelong's favour.

just got close-ish (not super close but not not close) to getting rear ended by a car and it was my fault
feel kinda bad but at least no damage done

>>149309342
tonight? no it's been fucking slop

>>149309352
>CEO tabcorp
nothing fishy here

fever v thunderbirds is on

>>149309321
of course he can't, he's not a doctor.

When the Ashely and Martin commercial comes on it takes all my willpower now to turn and look at my balding mate

script mentioned

Nice kicking by Brisbane lions

why the FUCK are there so many cunts not wearing the shirt

are they sacrificing Danger's 350th for a GF shot? is that how the Masonic humiliation rituals work?

>>149309453
yeah
it's also okay because they have 400 and 450 milestones to look forward to

put the FUCKING shirt on
and KEEP it on

FUCKING GO catters

SUCK SHIT, DANGER
YOU FUCKING FLOG
AHAHAHAHA

shirt refusers are on the same level as anti-vaxxers

Cat status?

Pendles mentioned

>>149309496
this but big freeze beanies

another dogshit game of footy
what a fucking shit season
complete waste of time

There's the even upper.

Mighrve been a good game if Dil didn't fucking RIG it

Umpires are legitimate scum. Absolute bottom dwelling scum sucking pieces of shit.

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

behead all umpires
strap them to nukes and flatten tel aviv
death to umpire filth
make them good for something

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross
We'll toil with hearts and hands
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands

For those who've across the seas
We've boundless plains to share
With courage let us all combine

brisbane: premiers
geelong: too old too slow

shrimple as that. anything else is just schizo cope.

>>149309560
That's droneball mate.

Taking my niece to see Elio tomorrow

jack martin showing why he was delisted

Is Brisbane's defence really good or are the gattos playing terrible

>>149309573
that's nice

>>149309573
nice, enjoy mate

Thank god brisbane are wearing white shorts, wouldn't be able to tell the teams apart otherwise

jack martin off

>>149309580
cats have made a lot of bad mistakes but bane defence also looking good
andrews and starcevic playing well

Think it's clear the cats just don't rate Dangerfield. They got up for Selwood's last milestone game.

some nice 1 bedroom apartments in my area that are affordable

this season status: wide open

>>149309605
Probably meth houses.

Collingwood then daylight

cassanda mcgrath was absolutely mint in the wayne manifesto

finna bash my prostate later

>>149309605
I want an apartment but people say they don't appreciate as well as houses do.

sniff

the dad in the wayne manifesto was a dead ringer for peter beattie imho

>>149309615
sounds painful

>>149309605
What are things that existed 20 years ago but do not anymore?

that's it
gonna kill myself
had an absolvte gvtfvl of this shit

>>149309531
worship nature not a dead kike on a stick

>>149309631
for you

>>149309609
these are newly constructed in a new suburb that didn't exist a couple years ago
>>149309616
i don't think i could get loaned enough for a mortgage on a house being single where i am.

>>149309580
It's rigged mate.

quite fitting this dangerfield performance tonight
hack kicks and kicking out on the full is what he has done his whole career

>>149309634
The victims of the 7/7 London Bombings

>>149309651
>17% disposal efficiency by foot
Danger to a T.

And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do?
Because her hair was black and her eyes were blue
I took her hand and I give her a twirl
And I lost my heart to a Galway girl

>>149309640
I believe in one God, the father almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible.

Go pies.

Didn't Petracca used to be on that Switch 2 ad with Bont and Cripps? Am I experiencing Mandela effect?

>have incredibly rancid farts
>start to feel a little sick a few hours later
bad farts are the precursor to illness it seems

>>149309573
why are you indoctrinating her with Horus losing his eye Masonic slop?

Dangerfield is one of the most overrated hacks of the last 20 years
Absolutely grouse to see him get exposed like this
FUCK YOU MAGGOT

pretty cool how will mclachlan went from the afl to ceo to playing for brisbane

I'm going to hold out until tomorrow. No idea how I'll be able to fucking sleep though

>>149309646
>newly constructed in a new suburb that didn't exist a couple years ago
Ah, a dodgy sweatbox. Likely to be all sorts of problems with it and the company who built them will phoenix instead of fixing the problems.

>>149309616
they don't, land is all that matters. Strata fees fuck you just as hard as homeowner fees do

What's the best rape joke?

>>149309707
the nation of Mexico

popped a finger up your bum and called it macaroni
raped by the priest not so funny now
you icehead mutt you deserved it

>>149309707
Raped a blind girl yesterday. She didn't see me coming.

>>149309724
she probably wouldn't have felt it in your case either hey fatguts
haha only joshing no need to get riled up haha
fatguts

>>149309706
>Buy a house
>It was part of some developer plot
>There's admin fees each quarter to the developer
Can't stop getting jewed.

THEY HAVE BROKEN THE SPIRIT OF THIS FAGGOT SIDE

if every boond was killed tonight, do you think your life would change in any way?

Geelong is the shit stained pooey undies of the AFL
Just a fucking disgrace

How the fuck is that not holding the ball? Without dUMPS the Cats would've only kicked 1 goal.

Watch the goyim worms line up to form a """"guard of honour"""" for the Coward dangerfield at the end of the game
Absolute disgrace of a game for a disgrace of a nation
THERE IS NO HOPE LEFT

>>149309788
The erroneous idiot.

Gerard whateley is a faggot

>>149309682
>Mandela effect
>>>/r/afl

don't know that i could handle another pies bane final, simply hate both teams

Brisbane look lethal tonight

LUCKY 13TH BEER AND I THINK I'M ABOUT TO FIRE UP

>>149309776
even george lazenby?

>>149309776
Nice typo. But yes my footy team would be shit

>Holmes limping
Finally a star I don't have in the squad, too bad it's conveniently before his bye...

>>149309822
The alcoholic idiot.

i hate this game now
horse shit umpring
players i hate
pointless teams that mean nothing - all the filth players move around year to year
what's the fucking point

>>149309841
it's ok you get to watch nick daicos tomorrow night

>>149309838
you wouldn't stand a chance against me cunt
i'd fucking have you
think you're a little tough cunt typing your lies into your screen
i'd end you in an instant

>bane were the wholesome chungus team when they were young and making prelims
>they mature with the same list and start making grand finals
>REEEEEEE I HATE BANE
?

>>149309863
Their two best players were freebies, including #1 draft picks after playing in the grand final.

What movie should I watch tonight?

>>149309874
Freddy got fingered

>>149309874
dazed and confused

>>149309874
The minecraft movie
Throw pop corn all over the floor and make the missus clean it up

>>149309856
Got an eyebrow raise out of me. It's bizarre that you talk to me like this, when in real life you'd "literally be shitting yourself.

>>149309874
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

>>149309874
UHF (1989)

>>149309874
Waking Life

>>149309874
scary movie 2

>>149309892
Shit movie, the only good section is Wheel of Fish.

>>149309873
You only get #1 draft picks for being shit, which Brisbane used to be, and the two best players being freebies with F/S literally applies to the Pies too.

Take a drink each time chief says extraordinary

GET MARTIN OFF

>>149309902
the scene when michael richards says fuck niggers is pretty funny

>>149309874
eyes wide shut

Unironically, watch Austin Powers 1 & 2

>>149309914
No I don't think I will. Jewo and drinking games are not what I'm about.

Just watched a porno and caught myself imagining I was the woman again
Gonna have to have half a bottle of scotch to forget this again

>>149309910
Ashcrofts were going to go #1 when they picked up for like pick 40.
ps. People hate the pies as well.

impromptu bottom surgery and suicide looms
my life is worthless i am a maggot i am filth

>>149309936
>Ashcrofts were going to go #1 when they picked up for like pick 40.
You don't know what you're talking about.

i burnt every book i owned that was authored by a jew/kike
I REJECT YOUR MIND CONTROL DOGS

This is not a serious competition.
It is pointless to worry about who wins a loses.
It is such an unfair and uneven competition that it rather quite pointless and verily so.

I'm just so sad all the time

>>149309965
Couldn't agree more.

VASAviation looms

>The standard of footy from both teams in this last quarter
Might as well just give teams the ability to choose to finish early because both teams have packed up and are ready for a shower.

If I was playing I'd definitely have 30 disposals by now

I'll kill myself

what the fuck is the point of living anymore

FOIDS OWE ME A FUCK

I've wasted my life, i've ruined everything, there's no light at the end of the tunnel for me

>>149309981
crisp me 2 days ago before my bipolarism swung me the other way

>>149309985
Sign over all your capital to me and I will arrange your legal death via euthanasia.

women exist to be penetrated by cock
in particular, mine and mine alone.

The first team to 92 usually wins.

>booing the black guy
no wonder they call it white out night

>>149310006
i only have $60k in savings and about $80k in super i am not a wealthy man

Why were the Geelong crowd booing the african american looking man?

>>149310027
That's fine. Sign it all over to me and we'll get you legally killed.

longest day of the year tomorrow apparently
it would be a shocking turn of events as i feel the sun has been setting quite early

the nights have been so cold lately

>>149309954
>Will Ashcroft
Matched North for pick #2. Can't find what picks they actually used.

>Levi Ashcroft:
>Melbourne made a bid for Ashcroft with their Pick 5, and Brisbane was able to match the bid with picks 40, 42, 43 and 46.

Both were clear number 1s and only didn't go first because the other teams wanted propaganda for their new players.

Golf and sailing and the last havens of the white man
DEVS VVLT

They did this on purpose didn't they

>>149310040
And I'm going to be 50 hours in to a no ejaculations challenge. I doubt I'll bother to last the whole day because I'm "literally" retarded eifht now

>>149310047
>Brisbane was able to match the bid with picks 40, 42, 43 and 46.
Look what they traded to get those picks. That's the system. And you were wrong saying both went pick 1. They didn't. Don't like it? Petition the AFL to remove the Father-Son system. Watch how many Victorian teams object.

>>149310060
don't reply to my posts maggot
you worthless fucking dog
absolutely vermin filth

Controversial statement: that wasn't a good game of footy

>>149310079
You'd love it if you were a Lions supporter. Dismantled the Cats system and played a high scoring game of footy. No one else would've enjoyed it.

>>149310079
All footy is shit these days
I think it's due to the oestrogenisation of late millenial and zoomer males
they can't feel the Anger anymore
literal born and bred softcocks

Abbey is so much better than this lezzo they've got doing the game on 7

if you sent a man born after 2000 to war he would just as soon be bumming the enemy as shooting him
they are all fucked in the head!!!

Woah oh oh
There’s a cock in my hole oh oh

>>149310110
>kids these days want to love instead of kill
how horrible

>>149310120
it unironically is yes

>>149310120
they are men wanting to fuck other men
that is absolutely disgusting
it is quite the opposite of love

>>149310120
read bronze age mindset

Nate Caddy looks great but no idea how he's rated higher than Logan Morris. Most promising young key forward in the game.

Cannot fucking stand football. Big fan of taking hard throbbing penis in to my bumhole, though.

>>149309994
go and buy one you poor fuck

i cannot fathom how mentally ill a man must be to want to be fucked
honestly it makes no sense at all
i would kill myself before i reduced myself to That

>>149310136
>Most promising young key forward in the game.
Forgot to include "aside from Sam Darcy", of course.

>>149310136
because his Mum has great bolt on tits

FORE!
>boink
I shoulda yelled two!

>>149310155
I'm a big naturals fan personally so maybe that's why I'm not swayed.

>>149310146
Have you ever had a prostate orgasm?

>>149310167
of course not you digusting poof
fuck i'd end you
there's not a day that goes by that i regret bullying you faggot mutts in school

>>149310179
Then you don't know what you're on about.

>i cannot fathom how mentally ill a man must be to want to do heroin
>honestly it makes no sense at all
>i would kill myself before i reduced myself to That
Same sort of thing. Just ignorance on your part.

fuck footy is so shit these days

>>149310184
i'll show you ignorance
*batters your poof skull into a fine red mist*

>>149310093
I did enjoy how good Brisbane played but ultimately watching one team stomp another doesn't make for great viewing
I didn't turn it off though

>another kino piebane granny
utterly 'risp

I'm so much like Patrick Bateman it's actually unreal.

>>149310209
>F/S bowl
zzzz
Only good thing is F/S will get nuked before the Saint players come through, kek.

>Dizzy Gardiner was a late out due to food poisoning from bad sushi
Do NOT eat sushi prepared by Indians.

>>149310217
>F/S will get nuked
Zero chance of that happening because the big Vic clubs benefit from it. The minnow clubs can't produce strong sons for some reason. That's on them.

if i was in charge of trying to sell footy i'd be doing everything in my power to make essendon and richmond strong teams again

>>149310226
bulldogs have had plenty though

>Bonnie says: “ Only Fans took unprecedented action by banning me for making content, while multiple other creators are mimicking my entire marketing techniques and events.
>“They deemed my content ‘dangerous’, although I’m the only person creating this content who has never publicly made statements about ending up in hospital, due to creating unsafe environments. Nor have I publicly explained my sadness due to these events, unlike others who are allowed to stay.
>“The main difference between me and the others, I’m more successful and don’t cry or bleed after my events, as I understand my body and my limits.”
SHOTS. FUCKING. FIRED.
How will Annie respond to this?

>>149310249
Touche.

>>149310264
Is bonnie any good looking?

F/S is a based anachronism and only munted fuckheads bitch about it when the reality is there are four Vic clubs too many. For every Daicroft there's ten Vosses.

thought i'd enjoy the footy for once with MY iggsies on the bye but
>gov was retired
>dockies won
>bane snapped their kardinia park losing streak, the only losing streak longer than >ours there
>norfies have the bloosers and could win again

My back feels cold and wet but when I touch it it feels dry and warm.
Am I dying?

>>149310264
Bonnie Blue is a man

>>149310324
She's better looking than Annie

>>149310313
I felt this way two days ago my feet and legs would not warm up no matter how many layers I put on it was kinda scary

>>149310313
kidney failure, go doctor

>>149310330
don't care faggot

Bonnie Blue waffle haha

>>149310337
>kidney failure, go doctor
Kidney failure would be very unfortunate, especially considering I don't drink. I also do not have any symptoms of kidney failure.

RC got nuked kek

rc is mogging them here
they keep doing the same thing and have no recourse kek

What will Chris Scott blame for this loss?

Kek
We won
Won by big
Pure skills
Wez winning the flag

Blue waffle pic isn’t even that bad desu
Had to search hard to see the image then was crazy how it was the first result that popped up when we were kids, I miss the uncensored internet

You won't even make the 8 shithead

>>149310396
Who are you talking to?

FIENDING for an enormous cock to mangle my colon.

Sometimes I feel like i'll never be happy again, i cry myself to sleep every night

>>149310404
just accept your ban RC

Salivating at the thought of it churning my guts up like the day after a vindaloo.

why won't these scummy journos just leave him alone

>>149310457
the press are just scum
it's a shame because they have a very important job but they're totally captured by money so not only are they utter fuck wits, they also provide no useful insight

OH SHIT I THOUGHT YOU TARDS HAD PENCILED IN A GEELONG COLLIWOBBLES GF
GUESS THAT'S OFF THE CARDS NOW LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't watch the footy tonight or last night

I'm an absolute fucking joke of a human being

When I finally work up the courage the throw myself off the Westgate I'll be doing the world a massive favour

Name a more pathetic club than St Kilda.

>>149310532
drug cheat club essendon
they should have been kicked out of the comp desu

I want to push someone off a cliff

i'm just so all the time

>>149310554
anyone in particular?

>>149310570
Not really, everyone pisses me off. Any recommendations?

Since we're giving diagnosis in here:

- Stomach feels like it's burning up
- Go to the toilet for like 10 poos over the first 48 hours
- After 12 or so hours, throw up. Typically only happens once.
- Can't sleep the first night. Lie on left hand side and left hand side (bottom side) of stomach burns, flip over and lie on the right hand side and the right hand side (bottom side) burns. It ends up being morning before I fall asleep. Freezing cold
- Subsequent nights I fall asleep after ~3 hours, but wake up after 2 or so hours in a pool of sweat and now my sheets are all wet
- No appetite at all. A glass or two of milk/lemonade/powerade the only thing I can consume
- After 4 or so days, start turning yellow. Skin and the white of the eyes
- All clears up and returns to normal at around day 7

Any ideas? It's happened a few times now.

>>149310583
no but steven may

>>149310597
sounds like a classic vaccine side effect

>>149310597
Go doctor tomorrow.

>>149310597
Your symptoms are quite serious and strongly suggest acute hepatitis, likely viral hepatitis—most commonly Hepatitis A or Hepatitis E, especially if this has happened more than once after travel, contaminated food, or water exposure.

Here’s a breakdown of how your symptoms fit this picture:

Early Symptoms (Day 0–2)
Burning stomach, frequent bowel movements, and vomiting common prodromal (early) symptoms of hepatitis.

Burning in different sides of the abdomen when lying down suggests liver inflammation; liver lies under the right rib cage, and inflammation there can cause positional discomfort.

Insomnia and chills early systemic effects of viral infection.

Mid Phase (Day 2–4)
Sweats and disrupted sleep systemic inflammatory response.

No appetite, only tolerating liquids common in liver-related illnesses.

Yellowing skin and eyes (jaundice) by Day 4 classic sign of liver dysfunction. Bilirubin builds up as the liver is overwhelmed.

Recovery (Day 7 onwards)
Self-resolution around Day 7 strongly points to self-limiting hepatitis A or E (both can clear without long-term damage in healthy individuals).

Recommendations:
You must see a healthcare provider, especially since you’ve had this more than once. You likely need:

Liver function tests (LFTs) – ALT, AST, bilirubin levels.

Hepatitis panel – especially Hep A, B, C, E serologies.

Ultrasound – to check for liver or gallbladder inflammation.

Stool and blood cultures – to rule out other infectious causes.

Could It Be Something Else?
Gallbladder disease or pancreatitis possible, but they don’t usually cause jaundice and spontaneous full recovery in a week.

Food poisoning or gastroenteritis less likely given the jaundice and liver-focused symptoms.

Autoimmune hepatitis or periodic liver flares rare, but worth testing for if this repeats.

I can't wait to eat more food tomorrow

>>149310597
Crisp liver ruiner.

Knob is hankering for a flogging.

>>149310624
Crisp TipGOD

>>149310597
alcohol jaundice you need to take b12 tablets that will fix your stomach problems but yeah your liver is probably gunna be cooked if you keep drinking

alcoholism hijacks your need for food it mimicks getting fed that's where the addiction comes from which probably is why you have a loss of appetite

also you probably are being gangstalked and microwave weapons are being used against you hence the burning and cooling think a microwave's heating up meat they're aiming a magnatron at your body

the cooling is probably neural weapons where they are hijacking the part of your brain that interacts with your nervous system that tells you how cold (or hot) you are feeling

you're probably a targeted individual marked for death (pooicide)

just quit alcohol for now maybe they'll leave you alone hence it clearing up every 7 days when you put down the bottle

>>149310620
>hepatitis

you blokes can go and get fucked for all i care

>>149310627
>>149310643
Don't drink. Tried a sip of beer/wine way back and never liked the taste so never even started down that road.

>>149310570
Someone circumcised, if you catch my drift.

>Ask /afl/ for medical advice
>The suggest it's your liver or kidneys
>always
lol projection.

Afl I get bad nocturia wat do I do

>>149310786
Go doctor tomorrow.

>>149310786
Don't drink more than a mouthful of liquid within 4 hours of bed.
Go to the toilet before bed, making sure to sit down when you go. Sitting down better drains your bladder.

Enjoy a full night's sleep.

>>149310597
This anon is right >>149310620
Although I strongly suspect he used chat gpt. My money is on A. You need to push through and drink more and eat more to get over it faster. And no alcohol or goyslop either you fucking plebocrat.

>>149310815
I always drink too much water cuz I don't want a dehydration headache haha.. thanks for the advice

>>149310457
>yeah we're keeping your name under wraps because your shithead, useless brother might hit the pipe again and put the money at risk
burn this country to the ground

>>149310457
>Suppression order until 2030
>Changed to only last for a month, unless you pay a lawyer to extend it each month
I thought it was Jamarra's friends who were in the shake down business.

>>149310827
Don't drink alcohol and you won't have a spasticated bladder

>ban evading repeatedly
Grim. You need this place more than it needs you.

>ban evading repeatedly
Based. This place needs you more than you need it.

>ban evading repeatedly
Not based. This place needs precisely zero of you.

>>149310396
i have heard this before ... maybe it was last year

>>149310912
this broke him

>>149308513 (OP)
Do you guys have any links for this? I’m not paying for a subscription just to watch AFL

>>149311250
You don't want to watch this rigged shit mate.

>>149311250
Finished now. Can typically find it on the streaming websites though.
Always had good luck with
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>>149311281
It can’t be any more rigged than the NFL lmao

>>149311250
it's on vipleague fella

>>149311250
PLEASE

Cracking in to the third ‘fee.

Crushed basil in french toast batter improves it vastly

Think about changing up my drinking habits. Mostly water, one coffee (or) tea a day, couple of glasses of wine a week maybe.

>>149311613
>couple of glasses of wine a week
How much of an alco are you currently? Because a couple of glasses of wine is pretty bad.

>>149309786
holy based

cupla glasses a week is fine
bottles on the other hand

>>149311695
It's what I drink now. I was thinking about pairing wine with dinner over some nights. No more than over two dinners a week.

>>149311289
You've got no idea mate.

imagine being dzhilong and cheating the cap, yet you still can't beat a team that lost two games in a row kek

Do people really only put 150ml of wine in their glass?

>>149311781
Brisbane only lost those games because of inaccuracy. Expected Scores scores had them winning all those matches by 25+ points.

In this game, they couldn't miss and Geelong couldn't hit, so the whole script flipped. Geelong only had one less scoring shot and would've been equal on scoring shots if Dangerfield didn't out on the full his first shot.

>>149311803
>the whole script flipped
It "literally" did.

>>149311788
Do people really enjoy drinking wine?

and the wine dots are happy
and i know they're sincere
when they say they don't care
that the pub's got no beer

>>149311894
This but beer.

I'm going to say consider medically assisted dying instead of saying consider sudoku from now on

For me? Doing a Wallsy.

I only drink almost a litre of unboiled milk everyday. Fancy ones. Coming from uber cows

>>149311894
I don't mind a good white. Haven't ever really got into red though.

>>149311803
I guess difference in the three games is that Brisbane still managed to be in the winning position in their games leading for 3 quarters then coughing it up in the las quarter. In last night's game Brisbane was in a winning position all game and never seemed at all threatened.

pussiecats wood be disappointed they went to the effort of making like 35k of those dnager shirts and half of the crowd didn't bother putting it on

a white out at the footy would have looked very intimidating

>>149312329
Most of the shirts were S/XS size.

Closing in on 48 hours

>>149312432
Who's the target? Do you have the target package?

hope all my alfies are having sweet dreams

Ate too much. Bursting at the seams.

>>149313004
based RC sofia still loves you she's a bit frumpy now because you don't use a condom

>>149313004
counterintuitively, the solution is courses. pace yourself with three small courses and your portion sizes will decrease naturally. you'll start to think what will placate yourself, which is the main goal of dinner, not completely filling yourself, and you won't end up bloated. the problem is people assume dinner is a fuckoff big meal to stupor ourselves with at the end of the day, but it's supposed to only keep our stomachs from grumbling until breakfast.
example: small salad to start, half of what you'd usually put in your main, a small bit of fruit or yoghurt or something to finish off

it's about having something well rounded and nutritious to tide you over only until breakfast, not a fuckoff big gluttonous singular mountain of a feast to put you to rest. and remember to eat slowly and intentionally, don't gobble it down like a pig
t. sister's a nutritionist and helped me lose 30kgs this way

SESH hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhswK7A4D8

Absolutely belting my knob.