Alri, you lads doing well? After a few weeks off we're finally back at Leicester's Mattioli Arena - home of Sir John Pellew - for the beginning of the 2025/26 snooker season. There's plenty of snooker-related things to talk about so I'll let you fine lads set the agenda while >we >wait patiently for Sunday to arrive.

>Upcoming events:
Wuhan Open Qualifiers - 22-24 June
British Open Qualifiers - 25-28 June
Championship League (Ranking) - 30 June - 23 July

>Essential links:
Upcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025
Previous thread: >>148596009

>Recent news:
Zhao Xintong wins the World Championship, Bai Yulu wins the Women's World Championship.
Jackson Page uses his double 147 bonus money to open a geeky trading card and tabletop games shop in Brynmawr, south Wales.
Sam Craggy has been given a tour card on medical grounds following surgery for a slipped disc and a fucked neck.

nice to be back, played a few frames with a mate recently, still can't pot a ball but would like to go more often

>a photo I took is the first /147/ op image of the season
I'm truly honoured
If you'll allow me to blogpost I recently read Intermezzo by Sally Rooney and would highly recommend it to anyone wavering. There's even TWO references to snooker in it.

Anime.

This was me during the last 12 days, so it's obviously /sp/ related (the text on the hoodie is obviously unrelated).

I was just thinking about /147/ today, and lo and behold, a wild thread appears almost instantly
I haven't even checked /sp/ for a while

>>149314031
alri, how much do you have to pay to play?
>>149318048
alri, I think if Sally Rooney was a real snooker fan she'd have used wingchair instead of armchair.
>>149319625
alri Polebro, what are you playing at the moment?
>>149320154
alri Finnbro, I think the less time spent on this debauched site the better!

>>149311760
>Jackson Page uses his double 147 bonus money to open a geeky trading card and tabletop games shop
Thought he'd get an expensive car to impress cheap women (funny how that works), like Jebb. Very good thinking, especially if he's a fan of that stuff.

>>149314031
If you're with a good friend, snooker is a bit like fishing. Doesn't really matter how well it goes.

>>149318048
>her man O'Sullivan
Shan't.

>>149320154
I had my favourite link opened in a tab all the time and refreshed it a couple of times every day. ( https://boards.4chan.org/sp/catalog#s=/147/ )

>>149321074
Finished a pretty good and free Japanese RPG Maker game called Ghost Hospital and a couple of very short indies (most notably, a non-Japanese VN, Bahnsen Knights). Now I'm in an extremely rare state when I don't have any unfinished games. Not sure which Japanese game I'll start now for my language study, but for the non-Japanese, now that I'm done with Clair Obscur, I plan to finally give Pentiment a go. Got it a few months back, but CC took precedence.

Desi

Schedule for Wuhan is out, by the way (have been for a week or so, I even thought about making a thread for such big news). Quite a lot of good looking matches.
>Selby v Bacher
>Selt v Sunneh
>Ali v Nestle

>>149321405
There is an option on Chance for Android to notify of new threads with filters. I do not personally use it, but I do have it set to pin /147/ to the top of the catalog for easy access.

>>149310432 (OP)
He we all are then

>>149311760
Are these shops profitable? Card trading is massive nowadays but still i'm sure Willo advised him to open a Kebab shop instead

>>149320154
This is manifest destiny or should I say manifest desi

>>149330260
excellent, just wish I wasn't melting in the meantime.

https://www.wst.tv/news/2025/june/20/25-26-world-snooker-tour-season---journalist-predictions/

tl;dr:
>Most Likely Maiden Ranking Event Winner
3 say Wu Yize. Si Jiahui, Elliot Slessor and, yes, Jack Lisowski mentioned
>Surprise Package Of The Season
Si Jiahui, Xu Si, Zak Surety, Stan Moody, Anthony McGill, Aaron Hill
>Star Player Of The Season
2 votes for Jubb and Xintong. Mark Allen and Kyren also nominated
>World Number One At The End Of The Season
5 votes of Jubb, 1 for Kyren

evening lads, how are we? Fucking boiling here in Dublin, drinking a few bottles and soaking it up from the safety of my shaded patio. What has everybody been up to then?

The latest edition of White Dwarf magazine for Warhammer has an interview with Neil Robertson in it lel

>>149341586
based autist

12 HOURS UNTIL SNOOKER
12 HOURS UNTIL DING'S YEAR BEGINS OFFICIALLY

>>149332210
I barely ever use my phone for browsing internet. Mostly it's a Hako machine with an additional study Japanese function.

SUNDAY - Wuhan Open Qualifiers!!!!

>10:00 (bo9)
Wu Yize v Louis Heathcote
Matthew Selt v Sunny Akani
Noppon Saengkham v Robbie McGuigan
Zhou Yuelong v Lan Yuhao
Joe O'Connor v Jiang Jun
Jamie Jones v Liu Wenwei
Ishpreet Singh Chadha v Yao Pengcheng

>14:30
John Higgins v Huang Jiahao
Luca Brecel v Hairy Tapir
Elliot Slessor v Oliver Lines
Ricky Walden v David Grace
Si Jiahui v Bulcsu Revesz
Long Zehuang v Dylan Emery
Fan Zhengyi v Ben Mertens

>19:00
Mark Williams v Chatchapong Nasa
Michael Holt v Liam Graham
Mark Davis v Liam Davies
Jordan Brown v Duane Jones
Martin O'Donnell v Haydon Pinhey
Sanderson Lam v Zhao Hanyang
David Lilley v Reanne Evans (f)

>>149346898
>every session has more than Mark Selby, 1 match I'd like to watch
We're back!
Also:
>finally got his tour card for the first time in his life
>his first opponent as a pro is Mark Williams

>>149347626
>watch

>>149349363
W-what are you >implying?

Snooker

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5kLsAQgxTU
Nopper.

GWAN WU
GWAN SUNNY
GWAN NOPPO
GWAN THE YCPs

>>149356636
>Yeezy two nil down to Heathcote
HeathcoteSZN??

I miss Eurosport

>>149356761
Me too, but not so much as to part with £30.99 each month (yet - who knows how I’ll feel when the prestigious Home Nations events get underway).

>https://www.twitch.tv/danoplazo2567
Goner v Jun

>>149356742
>0-3
No need worry, it's bo9.

You can watch for free on wst play if you log in https://www.wst.tv/live

>Too Queasy

>>149357708
You can. I can't. I could, for 5 British Shekels a month or 50 British Shekels a year, which I would pay without a second thought, if I knew it would mean I could watch every single WST event.
But it says "access to region specific streaming" and that's it. Could mean literally every match that has a camera around and a couple recorded with a phone or literally one frame per year recorded with a Game Boy camera.
Ok, scratch that, I checked and it says "no live streaming, replay available after 30 days". So, nothing has changed.
Well, if no one wants my money, I guess I'll have to keep watching for free.

>>149358100
Noppo and Zhou in, on the other hand.

>buffet
lol

>>149359395
heh

>Davis v Davies
Heh.
Willo in (5-0, obviously).
It's a shame that the Spaceman retired before getting to play against Nasa, by the way.

GWAN JORDAN
GWAN SUNNEH

>>149359395
>>149363143
Finally in prison?

Selt is going to FREAK if he doesn't get his place in Wuhan

R E A N N E

100% win rate this season, the era of m*n is finished

MONDAY - Wuhan Open Qualifiers!

>10:00 (bo9)
Zhang Anda v Steven Hallworth
Gary Wilson v Gao Yang
Lyu Haotian v Bai Yulu (f)
He Guoqiang v Artemijs Zizins
Yuan Sijun v Xu Yichen
Liu Hongyu v Ian Burns
Daniel Wells v Chang Bingyu

>14:30
Neil Robertson v Leone Crowley
Shaun Murphy v Michal Szubarczyk
Thepchaiya Un-Nooh v Fergal Quinn
Stephen Maguire v Kreishh Gurbaxani
Aaron Hill v Sam Craigie
Zak Surety v Gonk Chenzhi
Pang Junxu v Hatem Yassen

>19:00
Mark Selby v Alexander Ursencoomer
Jack Lisowski v Amir Sarkhosh
Tom Ford v Mateusz Baranowski
Scott Donaldsunn v Mitchell Mann
Stan Moody v Antoni Kowalski
Ali Carter v Florian Nestle
Matthew Stevens v Sahil Nayyar

>>149367891
Sunny sacrificed himself so that no one had to die. What a hero.

>>149368676
Not like this...

>>149372822
GWAN ZHANG
GWAN GNELF
GWAN BAI
GWAN ZZPOT
GWAN THE REMAINING YCPs

>>149375530
Woah, feeling adventurous today, I see.

Any word on dottie?

>>149378980

>>149366753
He's rooning from the police in preparation for the iron man

LATVIA TOO POWERFUL

>>149375530
absolute madlad!

Not bad results, but Bai somehow lost. Must be having a bad day.

GWAN MICHAŁ
GWAN N00L
GWAN PANG
GWAN THEPPO
GWAN GUIRE

>>149379799
It's ZZ SZN, lads

Leone Crowley, with your name like a Charles Dickens antagonist

>>149381095
Damn! The average Latvian Snooker player looks like THAT?!

What if John Pellew had a hair transplant over the summer break?

Thep and Seethy in.

>>149382739
You mean, had his lush hair transplanted to some poor fellow's head?

10 bings until Zester

>>149383517
Pellew, Zellew, and das Coomer. I can think of worse ways to spend Monday evening.

>>149383650
yup, I'm thinking we're back.

>https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/mark-selby-alexander-ursenbacher-jun-23?embed=true
GO ON THE ZESTER
GWAN ANTONI
GWAN SCOTT
GWAN NESTLE

Some other matches available, by the way, just click snooker:
>https://sport7.pro/

>>149383753
Thanks

>>149383802
I'll send your regards to whoever posted it during the WC. I didn't use this site back then, because there were alternatives, but now it saved my skin. Even sportplus is down.

Jester: IN

>>149385570
Red and white European flag bros however.... :(

>>149387147
They can always stick to their stereotypical day job

TUESDAY - Wuhan Open Qualifiers!

>10:00 (bo9)
David Gilbert v Cheung Ka Wai
Lei Peifan v Ng On Yee (f)
Chris Wakelin v Marco Fu
Xu Si v Chris Totten
Ryan Day v Jonas Luz
Jackson Page v Ross Muir
Robert Milkins v Wang Yuchen

>14:30
Barry Hawkins v Julien Leclercq
Stuart Bingham v Liam Highfield
Kyren Wilson v Connor Benzey
Anthony McGill v Jimmy White
Ben Woollaston v Ken Doherty
Jak Jones v Oliver Brown
Jimmy Robertson v Liam Pullen

>19:00
waiting for British Open Qualifiers

>>149387553
>make more money than 99% of snooker players
>don't lose hair at the venerable age of 16
Doesn't sound so bad.

>>149388857
GWAN GILBO
GWAN NG
GWAN FU
GWAN JONAS

>>149310432 (OP)
>>149320154
>>149332377
Alri, here we all are again then.

In case my fellow Austrian poster pops in, here's a short article on ORF about ya boy Nuttle: https://sport.orf.at/stories/3142603/

>>149339607
Been suffering under the heat as well, Ken. Reached ungodly 37°C here yesterday.

>>149318048
Speaking of /147/-related works of literature, I recently read "The Wild Duck" by Ibsen (in the wing chair)

>>149379799
>>149381095
I wish I were this powerful

>>149346898
>>149372822
>>149388857
Thank you for the schedules <3

>https://www.ibsf.info/news/162/oman-to-welcome-world-team-and-world-cup-of--snooker-in-a-historic-first.
We're getting *a* snooker world cup this year, its being hosted in Oman. I'm not sure its the actual proper one though as I seem to remember that being WPBSA and not IBSF, also the prize fund looks a bit low.

Yeah its def going to be amateurs as its the same dates as the UK championship. Shame.

>>149321074
>the less time spent on this debauched site the better!
but I still just keep coming back somehow...
>>149341586
love that little autist like you wouldn't believe
>>149363143
>the brecel special
>>149382739
>>149382882
john pellew could grow a full head of hair by just thinking about it, but he doesn't want to!
>>149392324
alri

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>the good
>Gilbo, Sushi, Fu IN
>Milkins OUT

>the bad
>Day IN
>Ng OUT

After an over-two-year-long uneven battle against MyAnimeList jannies whose incompetence puts to shame even WST themselves, as of now Hako is an anime character in MAL's database. And a person related to anime, but I already mentioned this a few months ago.

GWAN THRILLHO
GWAN BLORKO
GWAN KENNO
GWAN KYLO
>two Liams in one session

>>149395848
Oh, you never said that Hako's appearance was in Maruko-chan. That's based. Looking at the art, it must have been a fairly recent one. Did you find the particular episode?

Barry Hawkins.

>>149396632
Of course I found it, after a whole night of investigating, that's how it started. I still have it on my PC. It's ep 379.5, a special episode aired on 7 July 2002, so not that recent, but as a special episode it could have had better art.
It was pretty fun (even putting aside Hako), I may try watching the whole thing after retiring.

>>149396782
In today's episode of Seconds Before Blorking...

>5-0

>McKill

>>149397401
-ed

>>149396840
>I may try watching the whole thing after retiring.
The original 1992-94 series is very good (and fully subtitled since just recently if, like me, you still require such crutches). Highly recommended. The 1995 series that's still ongoing now seems quite hard to find (particularly earlier) episodes of, so good job getting a hold of that one episode.

>>149397401
>whirlwinded
Also
>Ken

How are (You) dealing with this heatwave?

>>149394835
>but I still just keep coming back somehow...
iktf

>>149392324
>1746209199622567.jpg
>Ausboy hand
It's just a matter of time before the foot reveal

>>149398184
That's actually our Kenlad, Anon.

>>149398313
f-fug...

>>149398002
>How are (You) dealing with this heatwave?
A giant fan pointed at my head.

>>149397401
>>149397703
Jimmeh beat Mcthrill and I missed it. Bloody hell.

>Pigham

>>149397703
Right, there was that too. In cases like this, the original is usually the best.

>>149398002
By covering myself when I go to sleep, because it's too cold.

WEDNESDAY - Bri'ish Open Qualifiers - Mattioli Arena, Leicester

>10:00 (bo7)
Stephen Maguire v Marco Fu
Yuan Sijun v Jamie Jones
Cheung Kawaii v Jonas Luz

>13:00
Elliot Slessor v Jackson Page
Haris Tahir v Ken Doherty
Jimmy Robertson v Ryan Davies (a)

>16:00
Luca Brecel v Alexander Ursenbacher
Jimmy White v Liam Davies
Jordan Brown v Louis Heathcote

>19:00
Jack Lisowski v Liam Highfield
Scott Donaldson v Ishpreet Singh Chadha
Wang Yuchen v Mitchell Mann

>>149399259
>Stephen Maguire v Marco Fu
Why in the morning session for the love of Hako...

>Luca Brecel v Alexander Ursenbacher
W/O?

Hope there's a stream for Jordan's match at 16:00. Haven't seen him in a while. Couldn't watch his match in the Wuhan qualifiers.

Watching snooker and drinking beer again instead of working.

>>149395848
>Member Favourites: 1
I think we have found a way to doxx Polebro here…

WHYD YA BOTTLE A 3-0 STAYVUN?

Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree that it's Fu's Year

>Ken

>>149410716
Don't think it's possible, but finding out my MAL account wouldn't allow you to find any other account, let alone personal information. In fact, even if you knew my real name and address, you wouldn't find anything in the internet. Since I got my first internet connection, even as a stupid kid I was smart enough to keep my anonymity.
But if you want to try, I'll give you a hint: you'll instantly recognise my MAL nickname when you see it.

>>149411035
At least there was a decider. Was it a good match then?

>>149411332
I think Ding would be willing to postpone his year for this.

>>149411332
Okay, so... wow. There is a LOT to address in this misguided post. Firstly, the dust has not settled. There is no dust, the new snooker season only commenced a few days ago. Why would you imply something so patently incorrect and misleading? Please be more careful with your phrasing in the future if you continue to post in our community.
Secondly, I'm sorry but "we" haven't agreed on anything. Did you take a poll when I wasn't looking? Yeah, no I didn't think so. /147/ is rich with differing tastes and preferences: don't pretend to speak for us all, and don't assume we all share your opinions.

>Ben Poverty
At least der Slesseur has been slain.
This new site we got is pretty solid. Quality may be low, but it had all three tables. Seems I should be able to watch my boy Jordan in 15 minutes.

Also:
>Carty replaced Luca Brecel who pulled out
Ashley Carty (a) v Bacher
Imagine how lucky both of them must feel now. Probably as much as >we do.

>>149412208
Didn't read lol

>Jummy out
>Bacher out
>Jordan out
Nice session.

>>149406702

>>149411798
>But if you want to try, I'll give you a hint: you'll instantly recognise my MAL nickname when you see it.
I've found you, and you're not in this picture. You are here:
https://myanimelist.net/profile/Kyo147

Azumanga Daioh is one of my favourites too, so big respect for your excellent taste.

GWAN SCOTTY
UNIRONICALLY GWAN JEGG

>>149416293
Jedd's Fedd & Sedd?

>>149416294
Huh, not bad. I think it shouldn't be possible to do it by searching for the person who has Hako in their favourites, so I'm guessing you just searched for a user located in Poland with 147 in the username instead. My hint was too powerful. Should have gone with a lemon.
It's over, time to delete MAL (the site, not my account).

Happy Birthday, jegg!

THURSDAY - British Open Qualifiers

>10:00 (bo7)
Xu Si v Florian Nestle
Liu Hongyu v Ng On Yee (f)
Kreishh Gurbaxani v Chang Bingyu

>13:00
Sunny Akani v Steven Hallworth
He Guoqiang v Farakh Ajaib
Fergal Quinn v Gao Yang

>16:00
Ryan Day v Stuart Bingham
Ben Mertens v Liam Pullen
Michal Szubarczyk v Umut Dikme (a)

>19:00
Jak Jones v Gonk Chenzhi
Antoni Kowalski v Chris Totten
David Lilley v Liam Graham

Caam On Jack sirss...send your energy to jack.

>>149416825
Correct! I also tried searching for “Selby”, just in case, but that had zero usernames located in Poland.

>>149418307
GWAN NESTLE
GWAN NG

>>149418647
>Selby
>zero usernames located in Poland
Embarrassing.

Page 10.

why is Michal so smug??

Nestle got JUICED

>>149429071
>Thai meme
I'll give you until the next session starts to delete this post. If you fail to comply, my lad Matthew will visit your place in the following 48 hours to ask you one more time.

Luca has pulled out of the Championship League. What if the ultimate form of snooker is not playing snooker at all?

Sunny: IN (4-0)

>>149430803
>lucamcneet.png
Kek.
You can't lose a match, if you don't play.

>>149430851
>You can't lose a match, if you don't play.
He needs to get on Riggy's level, he can't lose even when he loses.

>no stream for the prestigious Michał v Umut match
>have to watch Pig v Gay instead

>>149431211
One step at a time. He's still young.

D I K M E

Szubros...

GWANTONI

I was only joking, but he actually won, 4-0.

JJ and Lilley in as well.

Scheduleanon here: not doing another schedulepost until I am granted a ginger ref-fu for my lap.

>>149438424
I grant you the permission to get one.

>80s snooker badboy Jimmy White has been cast as an estate agent in a new TV crime drama
He's definitely not going to be any good is he
I'll still love it

>>149443797
jimbo will be in a hollywood blockbuster in a few years

105 from ZZ

He's well known for his acting skills, starring in such features as Legend of the Dragon (1991) and that advert for car alarms where he struggled to read the autocue.

>>149445617
It was the only time in his life that he struggled with doing a line.

Anyone got a stream for /ourgirl/?

GWAN THE YCP TRIO
BUT ESPECIALLY GWAN BAI

>>149445840
>https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/bai-yulu-artemijs-zizins-jun-27?embed=true

>>149445840
https://en74.sportplus.live/snooker/2275964/6870438/

>>149445876
>>149445883
Thankee

Bai: IN

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

menbros...
latvianbros...
but especially latvianmenbros...
how will we ever recover from this?

how do you say "thanks for buying me this drink, anon, now please go." in Thai?

remember about a year ago, when all was good, and there was always a stream available on twitch or kick, and we didn't have to go through all sorts of shady streaming websites in every thread?
yup, that was the golden age, and now it's gone
thanks barry!

>>149445617
>>149445737
lel

GWAN GILBO
GWAN THE BOI

>>149449687
I'm just happy we do have streams at all. And multiple tables at that.

>>149446297
Heh, my boy Artemijs just loves women too much to ever beat one (physically or in a snooker match)

>>149450400
Surprisingly rare in snooker players, commendable.

>>149450459
you say that but both Mork and Rpmmie got married a to woman this week.

>whitewashed by Selt
Angry bros...
The Boi, on the other hand, goes on.

Can't wait to see what matches are on tomorrow

>page 9

>>149456036
>back 10

>>149453766
Seems you'll have to wait a bit. >>149438424

>https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/nutcharut-wongharuthai-amir-sarkhosh-jun-28?embed=true
Mink v Amir

>https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/long-zehuang-thepchaiya-un-nooh-jun-28?embed=true
Thep v Long

>https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/lei-peifan-mateusz-baranowski-jun-28?embed=true
Mateusz v Lei

GWAN MINK
GWAN THEP
GWAN MATI

>>149462280
>GWAN MINK
Just 3 more.

>>149463300
>immediately misses a black off the spot.
Like pottery (fragile).

>the absolute Republic of Poland

>>149463300
The situation is stable. Still only 3, it didn't go up.

You are the dancing meme
Young and sweet, only 40
Dancing meme
Feel defeat from the loser's seat, oh yeah!
You play fast, you play dumb
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that Thai, watch that shot
Shiggy the dancing meme...

>>149463897
This doesn't even count as "dodging" anymore.

>>149462280
>GWAN MINK
>GWAN THEP
>GWAN MATI
>all lose
Ah, we're truly back now.

Rppmme: IN

She and Yulu are carrying the entire women's game on their backs

>>149466148
I lost two YCPs in that session. But now the bad luck is over.

GWANTHONY

Alright, McGill is IN.

>Saturday evening
>glorious sunshine
>cracked open the kettle and had a cheeky pint
>feeling pretty high on life (till the day I die)
Ok lads, this is now a The Boy thread. Post your best Boys.

GWAN NASA
GWAN JULIEN
GWAN HOLT

>>149470319
No.

>>149470319

>>149470319
Cheers!

>>149472190
kek I dig it

>gwan 7 players
>1 of them wins
Good start. All is not lost. 1/7 is twice as much as the last season.

>>149477169
I'm surprised you haven't learnt by now

>>149470319
Does anyone have that webm where he's smiling but then his face starts spasming

>>149491707
no but it sounds funny

>>149491707
You mean this one?

>>149398581
>A giant fan pointed at my head.
Same, and yet it's not enough.

>>149438424
I'm sorry but she is FIRLMY planted on my lap

>>149446408
CUTE *pinches*

>>149449687
>remember about a year ago, when all was good
We have to go back

>>149470319
>

>>149496931
oh dear, Boybot is malfunctioning!

>>149498075
>I'm sorry but she is FIRLMY planted on my lap
n-no!

>>149498664
Beep boop beep

>>149502211
>1736787150906862.jpg
This young lad seem promising!

>>149498075
what have you been listening to lately, Aus-chan?

Well? Bear in mind there is a correct answer.

>>149504947
>White
>Brown
>
Trash, Lemon, Vampire, Dragon, YCP, Beckham.
Ez.

>>149504947
Hendry, Higgins, Higgins, White, Zhang, Hunter

>>149505361
>Zhang

>>149505410
ZHAo xiNtonG

or ZHAo xintoNG even better lol

>>149505594
big brain

>>149504947
Ronnie, Judd, Hurricane, Jimmy, Ken, Hunter (RIP)
Simple as.

>>149496931
Yes lmao

>>149504947
Picking players I like: Hendry, Davis, Reardon, Ding, Kendo, Hunter

>almost an entire month of Championship League starts tomorrow

>>149505594
Makes sense.

>>149510352
We are so fucking back

>>149513048
Wew (water). Love this lil ginger like you wouldn't believe.

>>149504406
For me, it's been quite a bit of DJ Screw. Somehow makes the heat more bearable while melting away. Also I've started reading WG Sebald.
How about yourself? Any new good recs from this year?

>second shift
>matches this week start exactly when I need to leave
>the last session starts an hour before I'm home
>bo4

GWAN MAGWANNER
GWAN THE YCPs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCGg-eA0ra8

>>149516379
At least you have this to come home to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vciwooqIChI

Imagine dying in the Mattioli Arena

>>149516379
Das not it mane

>>149517973
>blue eyes and braces (haha).png + stream link
Das it mane

>>149519227
Imagine getting the kiss of life from Big JPellz

>>149519706
Where can one sign up for this? (haha)

wonder what Holt said at the end there, seethun had kind of a confused giggle.

>played 10
>won 9

>>149519124
>>149525717
Very nice.

Guire would be the best meme WC winner.

Tomorrow
>Shorn, Bulcsu, McGuigan and Burden

>>149527664
A quaff group. I'd be more interested in the other one, if I could watch anything at all.
>Donaldson, Selt, Di*me and Quinn

>you now remember Stuart Bingham

>>149527664
Das not it mane

>>149530616
...heh (he just needs time)

GWAN ROBBIE
GWAN SCOTT

GWAN DIKME, GWAN MAMA GRADINARI

>Morphy losing to an amateur
it's never not funny

>>149538414
>come home
>Scott Donaldsunn vs Dikme on the stream

>>149540004
feel like this season has peaked already

>>149515471
>How about yourself? Any new good recs from this year?
not much desu. last week Botch released a live album which is really good and sounds fantastic. the new Deafheaven album is good too. can't think of anything else from this year!

>>149538964
oh no no no Morphbros it gets worse!

>>149541989
haha fuck the morph

>ywnswtitp

>>149538964
>>149541989
I can't watch it, but I can laugh at it.

GWAN NATALIA

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLhcpkJ_iuU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGD55nOG6Ik

>0-3

>in a group with Bulcsu Revesz [62], Robbie McGuigan [67] and Alfie Burden (a)
>0 points

Tomorrow
>Group 18: Yuan Sijun, Sanderson Lam, Alex Ursenbacher, Stuart Carrington
>Group 25: Ryan Day, Matthew Stevens, Xu Yichen, Lan Yuhao

>no post for 12 hours
and I truly thought we were so fucking back

>>149548879
GWAN BACHER
GWAN THE YCPs

>>149556271
I'm not going to watch matches with an even numbered best of

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvuClPXfZLA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eey0LRaCFg8

>mfw up to 37°C tomorrow

>>149556271
>thread still up
Absolute state of /sp/ though

>>149557305
Thank you

>>149541989
>>149545208
>>149546617
Tip top lel

>>149542722
Hmmm really makes me think

>>149540189
>last week Botch released a live album which is really good and sounds fantastic.
Oh damn, noice. I haven't listend to Botch in ages.
>the new Deafheaven album is good too
I've only heard good things so far, guess it's time to finally check it out. Thanks, fäm.

stay hydrated lads
>>149559421
alri, bit wahm innit

>>149559928
I've been hydrating relentlessly since this post >>149513048

The 900 is on btw

https://www.youtube.com/live/ONpj0o2PXd4?si=Vs5WKbDBTBJiv1Cp

>mfw comfy +17°C

>Bacher
>1 draw, 2 loses
>Sijun
>9 frames won, 0 frames lost
Total China Domination

>>149562168
Tell me I'm not late at least for this.

Alright, it's not over. Finally some snooker just for me.
>shoot out and doubles at the same time
>

Forgot to mention something very important: I got a lemon sorbet.

THURSDAY
>Group 9: Wu Yize, Wang Yuchen, Craig Steadman, Kreishh Gurbaxani
>Group 28: Ricky Walnut, Rob Milkins, Steven Hallworth, Chang Bingyu

>>149564736
Thanks. Couldn't wait to hear about all those matches I won't get to watch.

>>149564736
>filename
Finnbro gonna freak!

>>149559928
>>149562405
The duality of man

>>149562168
>the crowd in the back
Absolute S O U L

>33 degrees
Yep, it's time to go to work.

GWAN THE WALNUT
GWAN THE YCPs

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2iFZTTiwDg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-W1tpNNF3I

>>149575257
I see everyone's favorite players are on the thumbnail.

>>149576973
you jest but I love a bit of Gnelf

>>149578620
awful news, RIP

>>149578620
Am I supposed to know who this is?

>>149580049
>you jest but I love a bit of Gnelf
You just have to love his whacky adventures!

>>149580302
Is Jordyn - dare I even suggest it - the most talented of all the J.Joneses?

>>149580522
I've done some extensive research and I think you are correct. She has the best ASSets (if you know what I mean).

>>149581013
Very interesting analysis. I think it could be a really fruitful season for are Gnelf

>Wu and Ricky in
Finally some good news.

>>149515471
>it's been quite a bit of DJ Screw.
I read your post a couple of days ago, then went out to the pub that evening, and there was someone in the pub in a DJ Screw shirt. I had never heard of DJ Screw so I asked the guy to tell me all about DJ Screw while I panicked at the coincidence.

I looked him up when I got home, and the bad news is, I'm pretty sure he's actually shit.

>>149584300
>I'm pretty sure he's actually shit
im not the guy that originally mentioned screw but i think youre wrong
his style is very influential and taken on its own is unique too
cool synchronicity with the screw tshirt you saw

FRIDAY
>Group 2: Zhang Anda, Cheung Kawaii, Chris Totten, George Pragnell (a)
>Group 32: Daniel Wells, He Guoqiang, Leone Crowley, Ng On Yee (f)

>>149585283
GWAN THE YCPs
GWAN THE YHKPs

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHi5YpgwMVw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKtpabKh6K8

Daniel (he does) Wells

Business idea, female players must wear short skirts

>>149593817
Sure, but explain your reasoning.

GWAN NGA

>>149582834
...heh :^)

>>149584300
Truly an odd coincidence
>and the bad news is, I'm pretty sure he's actually shit.
Das not it mane

>>149585283
This really is one for the purists

I think Ng has won her group. Another massive L for m*n's snooker.

>Ng IN
>Zhanda IN
I just wish I could watch it. On the other hand, if I did, maybe they wouldn't win.

>no schedule
It's over.

>>149600339
>imagine what would happen if you didn't watch an entire world championship
>SchröDINGer's paradox

Saturday
>Group 11: Stuart Bigham, Hatem Yassen, Antoni Kowalski, Halim Hussain (a)
>Group 17: Elliot Slessor, Stan Moody, Oliver Brown, Mark Lloyd (a)

>>149602831
There are no Asians playing so I didn't think you'd be interested

>>149603470
But what if a fan of the other WC finalist isn't watching the match either? What happens when two such forces collide?

>>149603706
>Stuart Bigham, Hatem
Simple as.

>There are no Asians playing so I didn't think you'd be interested
But there's my boy Toni. And a couple of players to quaff.

>>149599988
Girlgals, we stay winning.

>>149603706
Finally my boy Stu Bingalingz

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZyaWcGonfk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWYf5afvnJo
Finally some snooker for me.

>Marco Fu has been named as the inaugural WPBSA Players Player of the Month by his fellow players following the launch of the new monthly award this season.

>>149612533
Is it a ranking title?

>>149612228
Nothing better on the weeknd

GWANTONI

>>149612998
If only I was in perfect health. I managed to catch a cold (or something else) in this heat. Must be because of the air-conditioner at work.

One match for my boy Toni.

KEEP GO ONNING ANTONI

>>149613442
How many hours?

>>149614305
Hours of what?

>>149614391
Sleep

>2-1
My boy is close to winning his second match.

>>149614725
Not bad this time, actually. To give my organism strength to fight the disease, I slept for over six hours.

A N T E K
Two matches won. Can the Pig stop him? We'll find out in 4 hours.

>can't be arsed to show up but is in a carnaval shop with his new golddigger gf

>>149615693
Let's see how he does against Bingham

Poland stronk

>>149615833
>new gf
Did he do a background check this time?

>>149615854
>>149616549
Ez, tonight we feast on kotlety schabowe.

GWAN HATEM

Bing won 2 matches 3-0, Toni lost one frame, which means 2-2 won't be enough. We need to slay the Pig.

If Neyul ever sees this photo his career would be over

ONE FOR ANTOŚ
TWO MORE

>>149622330
Antoni status?

>>149623807
It's over.

I'm sure tomorrow will be better.

>>149622245
>snooker behind a house

Lelby v Jebb exhibition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey7HY0ugiE

>>149637160
Nice, thanks. Going to watch it now. No spoilers, please.

>>149637287
and Riggy v Willo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVMKG2HC9ys

>>149622245
Just imagine the man cave

>>149637486
Thanks. Finished the first one.

>>149637486
Wu Yize looks cute in that dress

>>149643671
Does look like him lol

>>149643671

>>149643671
Kek.

D E C I D E R

MONDAY
>Group 6: Ali Carter, Liam Davies, Huang Jiahao, Jack Bradford (a)
>Group 7: Gary Wilson, Amir Sarkhosh, Bai Yulu (f), Alex Clenshaw (a)

Jack Bradford (a)

>>149650189
I think it's finally time for Jack to win a ranking event.
I wish Group 7 had someone a bit worse in Gnelf's place. Hard to imagine Bai beating him, although, who knows.

>watching tour de france on ITV
>sponsored by Lloyds
>there's an advert for it at the start and end of every advert break
>it's a cutesy mock cycling commentary over footage of stuff like children cycling
>COMMENTARY BY MR ROB
I almost thought I was safe

GWAN BAI

>>149657769
I really really like this post

>>149660503
It wasn't necessary though, because I managed to get back in time for her first match.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xv-8K_mD1Y
The other link is not important. And one for The Girl.
GWAN BAI

Gently tugging on the ponytail for good luck

ONE MORE
GO ON THE GIRL

JPellz is looking remarkably young today

>2-2
No problem, just need to slay the Gnelf

>>149661910
So close. But I didn't realise Gnelf's match ended in a draw too, so all is not lost.

Gnelf v Bai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xv-8K_mD1Y

here we are then

Tidy clearance by Are Yululu

Two more.
GO ON BAI

What a frame. Proper zesting. And Bai wins her second frame against the gnelf. One more.

>2-2
Both have two draws and one match to play. And the current number 1 in the group has 1 win and 1 draw.

reminder that if it were bo3 as God intended Bai would be on 2 wins right now

ONE MORE BAI

>3 draws

>>149666529
I think you mean UNBEATEN

>>149667250
>don't lose a single match
>out because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>waiting for Jasmine

Amir Sarkosh wins 2-2 against Gary Wilson, finishing the match with a century.
Gnelf and Ali out.

TUESDAY
>Group 13: Jak Lisowski, Gongk Chenzhi, Ross Muir, Ashley Carty (a)
>Group 14: Pang Junxu, Oliver Lines, Jiang Jun, Dean Young (a)

>>149669150
Finally, it's Jack's time.

>>149650189
God I wish that were me...

>>149616549
Has anyone seen her yet? I've only spotted brave JPellz.

>>149613442
Hope you get well soon (in case you are still sick)

>>149667910
Now there are TWO bald Iranians playing Snooker professionally?! This is getting out of hand.

>>149674140
Soheil Vahedi's legacy forgotten so soon smdh desu

>>149674179
This isn't classed as bald in Iran

>Yatesy and Gnelf on commentary
das so it mane

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEWFqAJ290c
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQwC3QYi3yI

>Farty

>>149671927
Thanks. I am, but it's better now.

>>149674140
Bald Englishmen shaking right now.

>>149674593
GWAN UHHHHHH THE PLAYERS

G O N K

>>149679929
I'd like to disagree with any of those sentences, but I can't.
Well, Jack is in nevertheless. Even if Gong wins the last frame, it doesn't matter any more.
Pang, on the other hand, needs to win one more frame while losing not more than one frame.

GWAN PANG

Alright. Jegg and Peng it is then.

i have returned with many scars lads. Laptop screen is fucked because the now ex-missus went postal and threw the thing across the floor after discovering my Selby folder

I wish there was snooker today.

>>149679929
Theppybros, our response?!

>>149674572
>tfw missed it
Das not it mane

>>149686028
Ok fine, here's your schedule

WEDNESDAY
>Group 12: David Gilbert, Duane Jones, Louis Heathcote, Paul Deaville (a)
>Group 19: Lei Peifan, Long Zehuang Silver, Mateusz Baranowki, Ryan Davies (a)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm-ILdiFlok
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7_r4pHwcW4

>>149689391
Thanks for snooker!

>>149690300
Thanks for the links to snooker!

GO ON THE GILBOY
GWAN THE YPP

Playing snooker this Friday. Might even have a few beers after.

>>149691368
Last 2 (or 3 if its valid) digits of this post is the highest break you'll get

>>149691550
Inshallah.

>>149689391
Love are farmer, simple as

>>149694615
*spanks*

My boy Mateusz has yet to win a single frame.

>>149695745
It's an interesting gambit for sure, eager to see how it'll pay off for him

>>149695745
>>149695764

P O L A N D

>>149695764
>>149695788
>>149696622
Seems it was a good strategy in the end.

As expected, Gilbz and Lei are in then.

>>149702957
me as Jegg

Morning lads, how are we? Just having a coffee before work. Laptop screen is getting worse and worse thanks to that nutjob lobbing it across the fucking room.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBII_rlJrTU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wYvP8mokMQ

>>149707014
Ken lad, spill the beans on the laptop saga, you're clearly gagging to tell us

>>149708686
Thank you linkanon

>two meme groups
>zero YCPs
GWAN JONAS

>>149707014
>Laptop screen is getting worse and worse thanks to that nutjob lobbing it across the fucking room.
That's why it's best to just stay with the fellas (haha)

>>149708686
GWAN BIG BEN

>>149709864
>The North Face
Going to tell my kids that they are Autechre

GWAN J(ak) JONES!

>>149710568
Delightfully devilish

My boy Jonas needs more time... hue...

>>149712668
Have you been playing that anime girl horseracing game that has swept the nation? I can't decide (based on what little I know about your vidya tastes) whether you'd be into it or not.
On one hand, it's anime, but on the other, it's gacha. I need answers.

>>149712817
I'm a connoisseur of Japanese culture, not a weeb. Plus, I first heard about this like 5-10 years ago, it's nothing new. I think it released on Steam, so normals caught wind, that's all.
And yes, whatever a game is, gacha mechanics disqualify it.
Although... if you could roll for rare pictures of Hako... hmm...

>>149712983
>I'm a connoisseur of Japanese culture, not a weeb.

>>149712983
>>149713288
>I'm a connoisseur of Japanese culture, not a weeb
Same 2bh

>>149712983
>>149713288
>>149713327
>I'm a connoisseur of Japanese culture, not a weeb
I’m not a weeb because I enjoy all Asian cultures equally.

>>149713572
>I’m not a weeb because I enjoy all Asian cultures equally.
This has big "I listen to all music genres!" energy

>>149714216
Well, I do also enjoy the works of Kasabian, Richard Dawson, Autechre, and Databaize.

>>149714216
This may surprise you anon but some people do enjoy music

>>149710568
>>149714480
baized and gonkpilled

Big Ben IN
Sam Craggy IN

>Friday
Group 8: Tom Ford, Allan Taylor, Mink Nutcharut (f), Simon Blackwell (a)
Group 21: Noppy Saengkham, Liu Hongyu, Ian Burns, Patrick Whelan (a)

>>149714216
I listen to all Hako genres.

>>149714695
Are there actually people like that? People who have some niche favourites in all genres (Hakos of their genres, let's call them), actual enthusiasts of music, not just saying that because they listen to popular songs on the radio while commuting?
I'm asking unironically.

>>149715457
>Mink
>Noppon
This day will once and for all seal the fate of European snooker players.

>>149714480
>>149714873
Absolutely baized

>>149715457
>Tom Ford, Mink, Noppon
Oh baby (unfortunately will be missing most, if not all, of it)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY4IMFvO3ac
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk2oD9iG7LY

Today is Si's birthday

Yesterday was Yulu's birthday, but >we missed it

>>149721952
GWAN MINK
GWAN LIU

>>149722034
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YULU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YULU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR YCP(F)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YULU
(You too, Si.)

Noppon loses 2-2
Mink wins 2-2

>>149724488
If the whole group keeps getting 2-2s, she will win.

thingken about Pellew...

>4chanX suddenly no longer working on Chrome
What is this bullshit?!

>>149722034
Oh, trust me. I didn't miss it ;^)

>>149728956
>Chrome in 2020 + 5
ishiggydiggy
I, for one, am GWANing Tom Ford

>>149729596
Time to switch to Firefox or another browser, I guess
>Uruguayian Tom Ford supporter
/K I N O/

>>149728956
works fine for me... I think

>>149729596
R A R E

>Moo-urns

>>149729804
wtf I love tennis now?

>>149729888
Trips checked

This wasn't a good day.

>>149730605
European snooker lives to see another day

>>149729804
good lord I LOVE tennis

>>149729804

I have a feeling this is going to be a good day to be an Austrian, good or otherwise.

>>149737424
and Latvian and maybe Ukranian

>>149731408
lel

>>149738810
>Latvian
That's what I meant by "Austrian, good or otherwise".

>>149718651
>I'm asking unironically.
I am pretty close to such a person, and I still don't actually like every single genre of music. Usually, when someone says they like all types of music, it's because they are too lazy or unwilling to pick a favourite music genre, and don't want to be pigeonholed. That might sound fine, but it's often quite offensive as an answer because "What type of music do you like?" is just a conversation-starter question, and a vague answer gives the other person nothing to work with.

You'd have to be a real ASSH0-le to answer the question like that XDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrkf9euMMEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QB1l4gfBmw

>>149738930
Well, replying to that question with "Yamasaki Hako" doesn't give the other person much more, aside from the chance to ask "who?".

meant to post this last night but I died instead

SATURDAY
>Group 4: Si Jiahui, Artemijz Zizins, Farakh Ajaib, Kayden Brierley (a)
>Group 30: Ben Wool, Robbie Williams, Florian Nestle, Iulian Boiko

They made a new stream for the first table, so one more time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV6w1luyDN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QB1l4gfBmw

>>149740201
this image screams 'elite cueist' to me

>>149729804
Do you watch tennis or just happen on the picture?

>>149740294
I don't watch rich racquet, I just saw the image in the catalog >>149724099

>>149740294
My 2 favourite sports are at class war with each other.
Also; >>149740418

Snucka

>>149740694
...and hairline.

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/othersport/2079943/snooker-shaun-murphy-stephen-hendry-WPBSA
Chances of this happening?

Dark Austria is destroying

>>149743453
Unfortunately, the same can't be said about the light one, although Nestle still has two matches to redeem himself.

>>149741703
Any shot clock should be minimum time, not maximum, to make sure players properly think about their next shot. I'm looking at you Jack and Thep.

GWAN ZZ

>>149744003
We can't discuss the topic if you just summarise it with objective truth like that.

ZZ TOP (of the ranking)

Don't say you weren't warned.

>>149746493
LATVIA WORLD LATVIA STRONG

>>149746813
sorry top 32 fags but in reality the Latvian chad always wins

Again, schedule will be posted only on the day the matches start instead of in advance. I shake my head.

MONDAY
>Group 1: Barry Hawkins, Haydon Pinhey, Haris Tahir, John Astley (a)
>Group 20: Zhou Yuelong, David Lilley, David Grace, Ashley Hugill (a)

>>149748925
>best player in group 1
Just give him the trophy already

>>149751597
you've just reminded me that we get a blorkmemmo when he wins the group tomorrow

>>149748925
>forgot about Sunday
I continue to shake my head.

>>149751597
Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggO-rrF3its
love the shilling for China

>>149758004
Hendry enjoys all Asian cultures equally

>>149759141

>page 10
I guess /spuh/ is really excited about Blorky playing tomorrow

>>149771222
I think it quieted down already. Fortunately, mentally challenged people usually have a short attention span.

>>149776228
do you think there are lap qts in heaven?

Harry simply couldn't blork in a group like this, even if he tried.

>>149780728
0% chance the blork blorks it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl4eGs22wpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WU8Ci1xZ1g

Yep, I'm thingken it's time to *pounce*

>>149783336
>>149784267
2-2 is absolutely NOT a blork.

>>149744003
>>149745691

Data Baize: Barry Hawkins has never lost a match that John Pellew is officiating

>Jan with a phone.png
He bought? Blork it.

I'm sick of this season already

>>149789438
The highest point of the season will be women's WC, like always.

>Yew Long
what an embarrassment!

Happy 14/7, /147/!
(and also, my birthday, haha)

>>149791371
happy birthday fren

TUESDAY
>Group 24: Jackson Page, Jordan Brown, Liu Wenwei, Zack Richardson (a)
>Group 31: Martin O'Donnell, Thepchaiya Un-Nooh, Gao Yang, Reanne Evans (f)

>post yfw MoD is ranked higher than Thai Lisowski

>>149791371
Happy birthday!

>>149792904
Wew.

>>149791371
Happy Birthday bro

>>149791371
count 'em

>>149791371
Big ups also

>blobby blabkins
lmao

>>149795230
>>149797153
there must be a gnelf hidden in one of these images, I just can't see it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZEnN0kgXT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svEiIwNZ3wI
GWAN THEPPO
GWAN JORDO

>>149797629
Seek, and ye shall find.

>>149709330
Not much too say really. Broke up with the missus, she went fucking batshit, threw my snooker machine across the room breaking it and proceeded to try and kill me. My neck is all fucking scratch marks from her lel. The laptop screen is really fucking annoying though, it’s like having a gameboy colour but everything is blown up in size so can’t read shit.

>this thumbnail will get people to watch our sport

>>149791371
Happy birthday for yesterday, you wonderful motherfucker.

>Ali Carter's semi-abstract four-panel pattern on his jumper
Is this Loss?

>>149800412
>Is this Loss?
It's clearly Lost.

I don't want to overhype it, but MoD v Theppy tonight might be the most significant match of the season

>>149801246
Yup, I'm thinking it's ANNA TIME

Thep: IN
Jordan: OUT, even if he wins this match.

>>149801538
I think I might've been the only one watching snooker today, since no one ever mentioned her.
I even considered posting some screenshots to motivate others to watch it. Even though I'm not a refsimp, I have to say she looked quite pretty today.

>>149801927
I was out for most of the day but >settled down for comfy MoD v Thep - which unfortunately finished quite swiftly. Imagine my glee when I scrubbed through the rest of the day's footage (both tables) and found lots and lots of Annas to enjoy!

WEDNESDAY
>Group 5: Chris Wakelin, Julien The Clerk, Mitchell Mann, Daniel Womersley (a)
>Group 16: Joe O'Connor, Zak Surety, Liam *Pull*en, Andrew Pigeon (a)

>>149799931
>I'm blue da ba dee

>>149802004
>MoD v Thep - which unfortunately finished quite swiftly
At least it finished the good way.

Table 1 (featuring Anna):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DEyd9CukqE
Table 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GhN7PvpZaU

GWAN FRANCE'S BRAVE JULIEN "I'M NOT FRENCH" LECLERCQ
GWAN THOSE FROM GROUP 16 WHO AREN'T JOE O'CONNOR

>>149811502
Why single out Joe O'Connor you absolute eunuch?

>>149811695
Because I don't like you, Joe.

>>149811798
Psychotic. At least his country doesn't eat pasta and strawberries TOGETHER.

>>149811940
>At least his country doesn't eat pasta and strawberries TOGETHER.
Which country does? Belgium?

>>149812033
Poland likes pasta and strawberries so much they used the colours on their flag.

>>149812077
Interesting. I've never heard about any dish that uses strawberries.

>>149812134
The Polish tennis player Swiatek mentioned it (Makaron z Truskawkami) after winning Wimbledon - the crowd were disgusted and amused but it was all in good spirits.

GWAN JOE O'CONNOR

I'm team Pullen, now and forever

GWAN ZEGG

>>149812627
Either some region's speciality or she invented it herself. Could be better than it sounds, maybe I'll try one day.

Alas, the Goner has gone on.

>>149815486
he's Mr Championship Lelgue
some say he was born inside the Mattioli Arena...

WEDNESDAY'S WINNERS
>Chris Wakelin and Joe O'Connor

THURSDAY
>Group 27: Aaron Hill, Dylan Emery, Sahil Nayyar, Gary Thomson (a)
>Group 29: Xu Si, Fan Zhengyi, Liam Highfield, Michal Szubarczyk

>>149817430
Getting prestigious.

>>149817430
Annabros :3 (I wanted to quote all posts but the "excellent" 4chan system thought it was spam)

>>149765074
Immediately had to think of this when I saw the Hendry video on YT.

>>149819584
Ausboy, I was worried you had given up on snooker following the cruel elimination of Nüßle from the League

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0dZ6YRcKVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8We8-GA38
Michaś bracia...

>>149823224
>Highfield has his shitty mop hair style again

the uneducated youtube chat are being rude about Are Girl ;__;

>>149823919
>Paul
Shaking my head. That could NEVER be me (haha)

>>149822521
>nawty chris.png
M-Must not mention it....
>Ausboy, I was worried you had given up on snooker
Been extremely busy with work lately so can barely relax and watch snooker but you know I'd never give up.

>>149823919
... is Ania a female gnelf?

>>149826068
George has been productive

Szubros...

>>149823555
It's still not so bad.

Fan 147

Suzy: IN
Hairfield: OUT

>>149828078
Missed: IT

THURSDAY'S WINNERS
>Xu Si and Dylan Emery

FRIDAY - we letters now
>Group A: Joe O'Connor, Elliot Slessor, Haydon Pinhey, Ng On Yee
>Group B: Zhang Anda, Stephen Maguire, Yuan Sijun, Thepchaiya Un-Nooh

>>149831647
This should be good.

>>149831647
dat Group B

wew, are Anna is looking immensely pullable today

>Lelchaiya
>Oh Em Gee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1H3C2sFp5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65JbTPcQJ-I
GWAN GUIRE

Yee is doing *IT*

(and by *IT* I mean completing a nawty century break against le human kubol man, of course)

>>149837229
pics?

>>149838800
Alright here you go, but you mustn't save this image without my permission

>>149841263
please let me save it

NG WON
(a match)

>>149841980
Ok, as you asked nicely :)

>>149842770
Angie has been playing well!

wew, are Pellew is looking immensely pullable today

FRIDAY'S WINNERS
>Stephen "The Slayer of Asia" Maguire and Jumpin' Joe O'Connor

SATURDAY
>Group C: Pang Junxu, Lei Peifan, Robbie Williams, Alfie Burden (a)
>Group D: Jack Lisowski, Xu Si, David Lilley, Artemijs Zizins

If you think about it, we all have (a) after our names.

>>149831647
>>149841263
Thank you for the group's AND the Anias

>>149847411
What if I am a professional at something else? Those office phones won't answer themselves, you know. Believe me; my colleagues just fucking sit there.

Zizou will do the needful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2irA5LY-Tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYgGsdfSa7c
GWAN ZZ POT
GWAN THE YCPs

I can't decide what to order. A pizza, something from Burger King or maybe a traditionally snooker-related kebab? I'm a bit scared of all those Asian restaurants. Fried or roasted things may be unhealthy, but they're probably safer. And the more ingredients and spices there are, the harder it is to tell that you're eating a cat. Hmm. Or maybe that's a good thing.

>>149847411
Really splits your pack of reds.

>>149851937
I'm a professional Hako connoisseur (1).

>>149852186
Already DESTROYING the future World Champion.

>>149852186
First ranking event dub ez

>>149798848
Least violence inclined Irish woman

>haven't checked here in a few days
>come back
>its all screencaps and webms of Ania
aww yis

>2-0
That's it, I'm taking the darkpill

>>149844755
>FRIDAY'S WINNERS
>Jumpin' Joe O'Connor
Poland on suicide watch

>>149852570
>its all screencaps and webms of Ania
We are absolutely feasting

>>149852322
How about some delicious pierogi?

>>149852570
>>149853209
based appreciators

S I N T U R Y

>>149852647
>2-2
>already 0-2 in his second match
See if you can still spit it out.

>>149853209
I can have that anytime. Ordered a beef wrap from Burger King, should be here in a moment.

>>149852322
>Already DESTROYING the future World Champion.
fuck sake you made me think that Ding was playing

>>149852322
>I can't decide what to order.

ZZ bros...

>>149854053
You mean the one DESTROYING, right?

>>149854093
Absolutely WOULD. Alas, they don't serve it.

I dislike Xu Si and I don't know why

GWAN ALFIE

>>149853473
I really really like snooker

>>149854006
>I can have that anytime
Please gibe

>losing 0-3
>to David Lilley

>>149855516
You other brothers can't deny

>>149855516
>>149857953

>>149857751
Luckily he's still young...heh

Sushi is already in, by the way, despite being disliked by Anon, no matter how this match ends.
Pang, on the other hand, needs to win this to go on. But if Pei wins, he will be number 1 too. If it's 2-2, then Alfie "The White Man's" Burden wins.
GWAN PANG

>ynr the Riga Masters

>>149858555
We have to go back, Kenneth.

>>149858239
>Sushi is already in
I legit thought you ordered food again, kek.

i'm tired, ronnie...

DO NOT look at the schedule for tomorrow

>>149859123
>We have to go back, Kenneth.
Back to the Marshall Arena I hope you mean.
>>149861486
....................

NEW
>>149863599

NEW
>>149863599

In the last few days I deliberately refrained from posting too much. It was to make sure this would be safely achieved. In Poland and some other European countries already, and in the UK (the former Home of Snooker) soon, this thread will be a full month old. The second oldest /sp/ thread right now *checks notes* is *chuckles a bit* 15 days old, by the way.
Yes, THIS is the true power of the Championship League (ranking).
Preferably, I'd make this post in the morning, but >we may not live long enough.
And to celebrate this occasion and the first thread of the season, here's the second of my ultra-rare, one-of-a-kind Hako photographies.

Also, I checked for fun, and it seems, including this one, there are 157 posts made by me in this thread. That's a little over 30%. Maybe I should start a blog instead.

>>149859123
I never ordered sushi, but that's an idea. There's a surprising number of restaurants in my town that specialise in sushi for some reason, so I guess I'll need to find out which one is the best.

>>149859482
Must be the Ronnie fatigue.

>>149861486
This. I bet it's so prestigious, it would be a shame to spoil it for myself.

>>149863665
Nice, I thought we'd have to >wait until Monday.